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Speaker 1: Coming up at about four minutes after the hour. It's

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Speaker 1: my strawberry letter for today, and the subject is I

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Speaker 1: wish I enjoyed it as much as he does. Uh,

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Speaker 1: we'll find out what that's all about coming up in

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Speaker 1: just a few because right now it is time for

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Speaker 1: the nephew and today's prank.

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Speaker 2: Phone call. Nephew, what do you have for us today?

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Speaker 2: What's on the menu?

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Speaker 3: Earlier?

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Speaker 4: Let's see here we as we spoke from the last

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Speaker 4: break about tipping, I'm gonna need a tip after y'all

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Speaker 4: hear this prank.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's just it's just procedure, isn't it, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, providing a service.

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Speaker 3: I'm providing a service. It's a prank of.

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Speaker 2: Food with the prank. You just brought us the prank.

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Speaker 3: Exactly, y'all should tip for that. Okay, you're right.

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Speaker 2: We need star Thrives or something. Come on.

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Speaker 3: At the end of my shows.

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Speaker 5: Now, I'm asking for tips after I get through telling

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Speaker 5: these jokes. I'm gonna I'm gonna want tips right after

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Speaker 5: I finished, because everybody else getting tips here, I'm gonna

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Speaker 5: tip your time before the prank I got you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, So that's right. So after our showed.

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Speaker 4: Let's get us a little love basket, love off off

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Speaker 4: ut comedy, love off from basket.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, put put your card in it. Look you dead

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Speaker 3: in your think you feel guilty?

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Speaker 4: Guilt tippings? Yes, all right, here we go. We got

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Speaker 4: Fay Allen's drug test. Faye Allen's drug test. Everybody ready

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Speaker 4: with your seat belt on because play Allen is straight crazy.

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Speaker 3: Let's go catch on.

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Speaker 6: Hello.

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Speaker 3: Hello, I'm trying to reach a Fay police.

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Speaker 4: This is she Hello, this is Officer Rogers from the

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Speaker 4: Probation Department. Yes, sir, listen, Now you have been uh

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Speaker 4: on probation for a little over a year.

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Speaker 6: Now, all right, faith, yes, sir, you're correct.

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Speaker 4: Now you're supposed to be serving two years probation. All right, now,

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Speaker 4: give me you a call. Actually, I'm bringing you a

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Speaker 4: bit of bad news. And I hate to do this,

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Speaker 4: but you you came in a couple, uh, a couple

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Speaker 4: of weeks ago and did a did a drug test?

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Speaker 3: Am I right?

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Speaker 4: All right now, Fay, I don't I hate to bring

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Speaker 4: bring you some bad news, but the actual drug test

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Speaker 4: that you took has come back positive.

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Speaker 6: You said, that's a lot, that's a lot.

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Speaker 3: That's a last wait, a minute. Wait a minute.

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Speaker 4: Now, you came in a couple of weeks ago, you

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Speaker 4: took a drug test. This drug test has actually come

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Speaker 4: in positive. Now what I want to say to you

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Speaker 6: Actually my test wasn't positive.

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Speaker 3: You got hold on a second.

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Speaker 4: I either need you to come in to me or

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Speaker 4: I don't, and I don't want to save the embarrassment

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Speaker 4: of having to send a car out to pick you up.

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Speaker 6: Now, not much embarrassment you're talking about, sir. I gave

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Speaker 6: you some was good, ma'am.

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Speaker 4: Right now, I got a you have a positive drug test.

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Speaker 4: You have you come up positive? Man, Now you're gonna did.

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Speaker 6: They use your did they use mine?

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Speaker 3: We use the one that you brought us now.

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Speaker 6: Must have been the wrong one. Couldn't have been, ma'am. Yes, sir,

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Speaker 6: I'm sorr, sir. But I wouldn't have gave you no

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Speaker 3: I don't want to have it back to jail.

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Speaker 6: I don't even know why you were called me, which

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Speaker 6: is nonsense. I got children I'm trying to do, right,

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Speaker 6: I don't know why you were calling me. I wouldn't

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Speaker 3: Me, you suld fly fly. You have to come in

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Speaker 3: and do another three months now.

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Speaker 6: Oh sir, y'all can come pick me up. I can

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Speaker 6: sell you right now. I can in your hand if

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Speaker 4: Ma'am, your urine has come back positive of drugs. Now,

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Speaker 4: I don't I don't know any other way to explain

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Speaker 6: Sure, I'm trying to tell you I don't use no drugs.

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Speaker 6: I've been clean for a year and some months now.

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Speaker 6: You got the wrong that's not my How you tell

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Speaker 4: How do you know it's it's not yours, ma'am. He's

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Speaker 6: Whatever didn't you put your name on it? Because that

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Speaker 6: that that's a negative, sir, that's a double negative.

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Speaker 4: It's not a double negative. It's a double positive. You've

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Speaker 4: actually come back positive. Say he has written here on

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Speaker 6: Maybe you have more than one faith?

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Speaker 4: No, no, we don't have more than one faith. You're

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Speaker 4: the only fake. I've actually double checked that myself. You

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Speaker 6: Well, I need you to come right now. Can I

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 6: Come right now? Come out?

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Speaker 4: Are you trying to tell me that if I come

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Speaker 4: your urine is gonna come up negative?

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Speaker 3: Is that what you're saying?

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Speaker 6: See, I'm telling you that you a double positive with that,

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Speaker 6: my urine is gonna come up negative.

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Speaker 3: Ma'am.

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Speaker 4: I hate to I don't want to come out haul

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Speaker 3: That's all I can tell you.

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Speaker 6: You got confidence, sir, you got the wrong saying. I

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Speaker 6: Might be both. You got the wrong, you got the wrong.

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Speaker 6: I'm letting you know positive no positive. I'm trying to

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Speaker 6: tell you I got kids, man, I ain't had no positive.

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Speaker 4: Listen, ma'am, I'm telling you one more time. You either

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Speaker 4: get you.

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Speaker 3: What one?

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Speaker 6: Let me tell you what I want you to do.

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Speaker 6: I want you to find out who you have, because

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Speaker 6: that ain't my don't tell me no, I won't tell

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Speaker 6: me nothing about you. Got some some that that is

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Speaker 6: not good. I gave you some good fine times. I

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Speaker 6: say of kills and folks. Y'all had me saying some

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Speaker 6: I'm no like that. And well, is my probation off.

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Speaker 3: You say your name is what my name is? Officer Rogers.

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Speaker 6: No, officer Rogers, Like I said, you might be the

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Speaker 6: reason I need to speak with mister Wills. That's my probation. Officer, officer.

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Speaker 6: Now I have clean at all time. You shouldn't be

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Speaker 4: I should be calling you because I'm gonna evidently I'm

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Speaker 4: gonna have to come down and hall your behind in myself.

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Speaker 6: Well, you can bring yourself, and when you come, you

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Speaker 6: bring mister with you. He'll let you know. I'll have

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Speaker 6: no time. You can come to my job.

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Speaker 4: God, I got you got lit know what there's one

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Speaker 4: There's one more thing, and I need to.

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Speaker 6: Bring yourself come all right, now, come.

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Speaker 4: On, I got one more thing I need to say

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Speaker 4: to you. Are you listening to me?

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Speaker 6: What is it?

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Speaker 4: Sir?

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Speaker 3: This is Nephew Time. It from the Steve Harvey Morning Show.

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Speaker 4: You just got pranked by your sister Alan.

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Speaker 6: I know one thing y'all play to I don't play

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Speaker 6: too much. When I was coming to get mister Rogers,

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Speaker 6: she gonna get the hell out of me, me thinking

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Speaker 6: I was doing drugs and didn't know about it. I

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Speaker 6: need to play with people like that, okay for you?

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Speaker 6: All right, Hell, I'm nervous here.

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Speaker 3: It's your sister. She put me up to it.

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Speaker 6: Baby, When you ever see him, you see what she

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Speaker 6: looks like. I'm gonna beat the hell out over.

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Speaker 3: I got one more question for your baby. You got

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Speaker 3: to tell me this.

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Speaker 4: What is the baddest I'm talking about the baddest radio

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Speaker 4: show in the.

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Speaker 6: Land, the steam harming morning shows.

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Speaker 4: I don't think fate was playing up in here. I

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Speaker 4: don't think fate was playing up in here. No game,

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Speaker 4: get yourself into something. That's what you're gonna do. All right,

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Speaker 4: he's jumping on Colleen, Texas, Lean Texas this weekend Friday, Saturday,

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Speaker 4: Sunday twice. This funny comedy club The Nephew is coming

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Speaker 4: to town. Tickets are on sale right now. That is

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Speaker 4: this weekend, can Lean Texas, get ready to get ready.

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Speaker 3: And then a week later we got Stockbridge. That is Stockbridge, Georgia.

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Speaker 3: Everybody know what that is? Stockbridge, Georgia.

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Speaker 5: Junior y'all living on Yeah, yeah, yeah, seventy five South.

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Speaker 4: All right, then that's the Bridge Comedy Show. It is

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Speaker 4: Monique hosted by yours truly. We got Dominique in the building.

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Speaker 4: Our boy Rodney Perry is in the building, and Tony Roberts.

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Speaker 4: It is the Bridge Comedy Show. Tickets are on sale

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Speaker 4: right now. It's the Stockbridge Ample Theater, Baby, you don't

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Speaker 4: want to miss it, hosted by Yours truly.

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Speaker 3: And then laying in the Chicago, Illinois at the Area Cram.

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Speaker 3: Did you hear me?

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Speaker 4: That's me Bill Bellamy, That's Gary Owen, that's meiling Nick

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Speaker 4: Comacho girl, right, Kevin Tate, Benji.

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Speaker 3: Brown, Tony Roberts again, we all in the building. Baby.

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Speaker 4: Tickets are on sale right now at the Area Crown.

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Speaker 4: And then laying in the Cut, the Magic City, Classy Birmingham, Alabama,

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Speaker 4: the Nephew at the Star Dome.

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Speaker 3: Oh uh oh.

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Speaker 4: So when you get your tickets for the game and

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Speaker 4: all the little, all the all the all the tailgating,

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Speaker 4: make sure you bring your tail over.

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Speaker 1: To the motor tail out of the way. It's time

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Speaker 1: for the Strawberry Letter coming up right after this.

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Speaker 2: You're listening Hard Morning Show