Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of
Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. You ever have those times where you
Speaker 1: just get an accent for no reason? Like right before
Speaker 1: we started this, I said, should we start? When I
Speaker 1: go back to the South, I sound like I'm from
Speaker 1: the South again. You throw the y'alls in. I threw
Speaker 1: the yalls in a lot, but I throw the y'alls
Speaker 1: in a lot more when I work with Troy. But
Speaker 1: the y'alls. I've been saying that since I was freaking
Speaker 1: five years old. I having now living part time in Nashville,
Speaker 1: I can find. I bet you I'm going to throw
Speaker 1: in a lot of y'alls and then I'll be annoyed
Speaker 1: by myself. It's like Madonna that all of a sudden
Speaker 1: was British. Isn't she still British? Oh well ask, let's
Speaker 1: ask her daughter. Her daughter has a lot of thoughts
Speaker 1: on Madonna. You look great. This hair is very voluminous.
Speaker 1: For all of you guys that are watching on YouTube,
Speaker 1: you can see the locks are flowing now clipped in
Speaker 1: filling in those that don't know. Aaron has like pretty
Speaker 1: much her entire head is real hair, and so she
Speaker 1: throws in these clipping extensions and you really get a
Speaker 1: lot of all you Valo Vai dal size soon. Um. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just had a little interview with Sportsnet in Canada,
Speaker 1: a um, trying to push our NHL line that is
Speaker 1: out happy NHL season feature off already hurt, which is
Speaker 1: a big bummer to me. Uh, Tampa Bay Lightning Insider
Speaker 1: over here and yeah, you can buy our NHL gear
Speaker 1: shameless plug on fanatics dot com or NHL shop dot com.
Speaker 1: I need to know where to get the jammies as
Speaker 1: you always call them, NHL shop dot com and fanatics
Speaker 1: dot com. What do you want? Seahawks? Are you still
Speaker 1: are you still cheering for the Seahawks? Is Cam Newton
Speaker 1: going to sign there? Okay, so let's break this down
Speaker 1: for a second. I am always rooting for the Seahawks,
Speaker 1: but not when it comes to wagering. I hit my
Speaker 1: dudo was on fire yesterday Carolina screwed me on my
Speaker 1: bet there because I thought I had it didn't work
Speaker 1: out for me. I just ate, you know what on
Speaker 1: the Ravens Chargers bet because I was all in on
Speaker 1: the Chargers, thought what have happened? There? Would uh show out? Instead?
Speaker 1: It was Lamar Jackson. So I went four for two yesterday,
Speaker 1: but I nailed the Steelers. But that game got real exciting,
Speaker 1: real fast. You and I were on the phone for
Speaker 1: other reasons, and then all of a sudden, I was like,
Speaker 1: holy sh it, we have a tie ball game. We're
Speaker 1: going to overtime. D K. Why are we not running
Speaker 1: out of bounds? Why? Why? Why are we not running
Speaker 1: out of bounds? He's in a fight with Shannon Sharp.
Speaker 1: Now did you see that? No? Why? On Instagram? I
Speaker 1: quickly saw it. Yeah, I don't know. Is it about that?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, he should have ran out of
Speaker 1: bounds to stop the clock. And then there was like
Speaker 1: a whole hurry up whatever. They tie the game, but
Speaker 1: then poor Gino Gino can't catch a break. He's a
Speaker 1: very formidable backup, put them in a position to win,
Speaker 1: but then he fumbles the ball. Steelers win in overtime.
Speaker 1: But anyways, the Jammy is going back to that. I
Speaker 1: do like the word Jammie's jammys so cozy, and Matthew
Speaker 1: Juden looks like he's in Jammie's. Look who's bringing me Raman?
Speaker 1: What a juty CUTI phase? Hi, Jarrett, We were watching
Speaker 1: you the other night. Oh yeah, TV happy nhlsebody, thank you.
Speaker 1: I don't know if all was my best, but i'll
Speaker 1: it's hard. You do it with a three man booth,
Speaker 1: that's very difficult. If you asked Troy, anytime you do
Speaker 1: like three man, it's very difficult. A three man We've well,
Speaker 1: we thought you did a great job. You're always proud
Speaker 1: of you. But I appreciate that. Here we are, we are.
Speaker 1: How did your day go at work? Arrett? It wasn't
Speaker 1: too much going on. Boys are on the road. Boys
Speaker 1: are on the road. Okay, okay. So when it's gonna
Speaker 1: be good in the NHL this year, As someone who
Speaker 1: doesn't follow hockey as much as I should anymore, because
Speaker 1: you know, since Versus went off the air, um, I
Speaker 1: only pay attention to what you're doing. Who's good? Well?
Speaker 1: Besides the Los Angeles Kings, which pushed for the playoffs
Speaker 1: this year, Florida Panthers are good. Really, Florida is good.
Speaker 1: Tampa was would be good, I would say, but Kutrov
Speaker 1: might be injured. I don't know he is. I talked
Speaker 1: to Chris Simpson about that today, but they're not saying
Speaker 1: what it is. Again, Vegas should be good, but they're
Speaker 1: banged up as well. Also, who knows? Okay, okay, Vegas, Washington, Boston,
Speaker 1: Edmonton should be good. You're really selling this season to us.
Speaker 1: You know what are the big storylines? Three Pete Tampa.
Speaker 1: I don't know bib any time to this. You're so cute. Jared.
Speaker 1: You're bringing your wife Ramen because she's been in the
Speaker 1: circuit of promoting NHL lines for wear. No, it's because
Speaker 1: she doesn't really have time to eat sometimes, and I
Speaker 1: know when she doesn't eat and she's hungry. What happens angry?
Speaker 1: Do you get hungry Curson because you barely eat? No?
Speaker 1: I actually don't get hungry because I just go into
Speaker 1: I'm in full fasting mode. Wait, Jarrett, before you leave.
Speaker 1: Colin Coward being that beauty that he is, who knew
Speaker 1: that he was a friend and listener of the podcast,
Speaker 1: He said, Oh, I love the episode when Jared was
Speaker 1: there and Aaron said, tell me something that I do
Speaker 1: Bibe when we travel, and you go, promise not to
Speaker 1: get mad, and then she got mad and it was
Speaker 1: so funny. Who knew You're We're trying to think what
Speaker 1: coming into Chris? I know what I'm coming into it.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what's new with our
Speaker 1: life that we could bring up and talk to people about. Well,
Speaker 1: what the house has been getting painted for the last
Speaker 1: three weeks. It's like the money pit. I mean twelve years,
Speaker 1: Chris the right, twelve years, I saw a little bit
Speaker 1: too long. Then you got a whole bunch of problems.
Speaker 1: I can appreciate. Yeah, it's a lot right now, they're
Speaker 1: going on three weeks, but they're doing the whole entire
Speaker 1: house on the outside everything. Okay, that's what's hot in
Speaker 1: our life right now. The houses all would so like
Speaker 1: the ocean air just crushes it right. Question from a viewer, So,
Speaker 1: you guys both are busy. You're both in the middle
Speaker 1: of your seat or jar. You're starting your season, Aaron,
Speaker 1: you're about halfway almost halfway through your season. How do
Speaker 1: you keep the romance alive and the relationship at a
Speaker 1: time like this, Um, you don't have to get specific,
Speaker 1: but I mean, like, is there a designated date night?
Speaker 1: Is there? Like? What are we really good about a
Speaker 1: date night? Okay, we set up dinners and yeah we
Speaker 1: have that. So Jed, are you the planner in the
Speaker 1: relationship because Aaron's the planner in every aspect of her life. So, yeah,
Speaker 1: we talked about it. But I'm usually the guy who gets,
Speaker 1: you know, a little res a situation and we stay local.
Speaker 1: Who's surprised. We don't have to stay local. We don't
Speaker 1: find going out and about once or twice a month
Speaker 1: we go up West Hollywood, Venice. Do you ever do
Speaker 1: a surprise, like when's the last time you surprised Aaron
Speaker 1: with like something romance like flowers or anything. What's going
Speaker 1: on here? Because I wanted to know how to keep
Speaker 1: the romance alive in a relationship that when you guys
Speaker 1: are both really busy. We talked about this last night
Speaker 1: when we were walking the dog. We did we were
Speaker 1: talking about like how to be good with each other
Speaker 1: because we've had, like obviously we don't see each other,
Speaker 1: we have like a lot of big time decisions and
Speaker 1: like fertility stuff on our plate. Yeah, so we were like,
Speaker 1: how do we make sure we don't end up like
Speaker 1: in a bad spot? And community patient is one, right,
Speaker 1: We try to be really good about that, although I
Speaker 1: probably could be a little better because I'm never home. Well,
Speaker 1: you guys have a relationship that everyone loves and you're
Speaker 1: both very busy. So I think our listeners. I think
Speaker 1: our listeners, and we included as someone who tries to
Speaker 1: have a healthy marriage is always open to the people
Speaker 1: who it seemingly appears. And I know you guys get
Speaker 1: it right, how it all works. What works for a guy.
Speaker 1: You just kind of gotta realize when when your partners busy,
Speaker 1: when she needs a minute? When when she needs a minute?
Speaker 1: That's my favorite. What's the what's the dead giveaway that
Speaker 1: Aaron needs a minute? Have Roman? While you're telling that, Yeah,
Speaker 1: what's the dead giveaway? When I need a minute? I'll
Speaker 1: basically tell you Jared's like, I just came to deliver Roman.
Speaker 1: That helps when she tells me. But um, short short answers,
Speaker 1: short texts like, for example, here we go. I got
Speaker 1: home on Friday. Wait, don't leave, okay. I got home
Speaker 1: on day and it was a six am flight. I
Speaker 1: was exhausted. Our game ended at one thirty. No, no,
Speaker 1: I got back to my room at one. Car pickup
Speaker 1: is at four thirty. I'm tired. I barely stepped on
Speaker 1: the flight. This lady next to me had a wet
Speaker 1: cap cough. It was upsetting me. The hold what does
Speaker 1: that mean? A wet cough. Just there was a lot
Speaker 1: of like what you were cough? So I was like,
Speaker 1: I'm getting COVID. I'm getting COVID. It's great. So I
Speaker 1: came home. I was tired and like, it's great. We
Speaker 1: haven't seen each other. We're excited. But I hadn't been
Speaker 1: home in like two weeks. There were a ton of
Speaker 1: boxes all over the house. The one thing this guy
Speaker 1: hates in his house is boxes that sit around for
Speaker 1: like longer than five days a week. But he doesn't
Speaker 1: want to open it. I'm with you on that you
Speaker 1: don't want to open it because sometimes you open things
Speaker 1: and you throw them out without understanding that there's receipts
Speaker 1: and things. Excited, I just wanna, I just wanna. I
Speaker 1: know when the garbage day is, so I want to
Speaker 1: like open these damn things, chop them up, get him outside.
Speaker 1: You know, you're very tidy, very so you're not you
Speaker 1: lose things. I respect that stay organized, Jared. So he
Speaker 1: was asking me a thousand questions and I was like,
Speaker 1: can we go do this really fast? Can we go
Speaker 1: walk the dog really fast? And then we were walking
Speaker 1: downstairs and he's like, Hey, what about some of these boxes?
Speaker 1: And I was like, you're coming at me like a
Speaker 1: tent right now. I need you at a four. I'm tired.
Speaker 1: I can't be doing boxes walking the dog like I
Speaker 1: need you to just stop. And then you require it
Speaker 1: for like ten minutes. You left me alone. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: do well. Not to put you on this, but jet,
Speaker 1: but you got you know. I think it's important too.
Speaker 1: I always ask my parents. My parents have been married
Speaker 1: since they were eighteen and they're fifty three. Now. I'm
Speaker 1: not going to do the math, but I think it's
Speaker 1: important to ask people that have healthy marriages what the
Speaker 1: keys to success are. And my mom and my dad
Speaker 1: do this. I don't know if you guys do. When
Speaker 1: my mom doesn't like my dad, she calls him a
Speaker 1: different name. She calls him Johnny, and he calls her Julie.
Speaker 1: So he's like Johnny. She goes, Johnny, you're being a
Speaker 1: real asshole right now, and he's like, well, Julie, you're
Speaker 1: being a real bitch. Because then it takes the personal
Speaker 1: out of it, and you can like go, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: that's a signal that we need to bring it down
Speaker 1: a few notches and then you're not ever like demeaning
Speaker 1: the individual. You're just demeaning their alter ego, which is
Speaker 1: not being very nice. Sassy sass. I was my relationship, clearly,
Speaker 1: but you know these are from Scott and Cathy. But
Speaker 1: I would say communication. I mean, I look, there's a
Speaker 1: ton of things I need to work on in this
Speaker 1: relationship and I know, and like a lot of times
Speaker 1: I worry because I'm away so much, like crap, are
Speaker 1: you getting out of me what you need in the relationship?
Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I think it's just being really honest
Speaker 1: with like, oh my god, our dog is so cute
Speaker 1: right now, Like are you happy? Are you not happy?
Speaker 1: I will tell you we were at a stage before
Speaker 1: we got married. We were fighting a lot about stupid crap,
Speaker 1: and I think a lot of it my husband just
Speaker 1: made a face, was that I was insecure. I didn't
Speaker 1: know if we were going to get married. I didn't
Speaker 1: know like if he looked at me like that. So
Speaker 1: it was a nagger. I was a freaking nagger and
Speaker 1: I was annoying and that's really hard for somebody I
Speaker 1: can't even imagine. And I remember one thing he said
Speaker 1: to me and I'll never forget it, and it kind
Speaker 1: of changed, like the way I felt about our relationship.
Speaker 1: He told me there are days I come home and
Speaker 1: I'm like bummed out when I see your car in
Speaker 1: the driveway because I don't want to come home and
Speaker 1: fight with you. And I was like, wow, that's that.
Speaker 1: This is a Scott Thompson piece of advice. Though Scott
Speaker 1: Thompson has a lot of words of wisdom, and he
Speaker 1: always says, say have the divorce before the wedding. So
Speaker 1: if you're able to be honest with each other about
Speaker 1: these are the things that could potentially be damaging to us,
Speaker 1: let's address those before we actually agree to get married
Speaker 1: and then there's no life. But how do you do that? Well,
Speaker 1: I'm still working on it, you know. I mean, how
Speaker 1: do you have the divorce before the wedding? Like so
Speaker 1: you talk about what that like that example like Jared
Speaker 1: being like I don't want to see your car because
Speaker 1: I don't want to get in a fight with you.
Speaker 1: So being able to have those open and honest conversations
Speaker 1: and then you're not like you know, you know, as
Speaker 1: somebody who has been married twice, now, I work through relationships,
Speaker 1: but you have to ask certain questions before you get
Speaker 1: into relations into a marriage because unless you want to
Speaker 1: have ten divorces on your resume. You know, these are
Speaker 1: important questions to have, and I'm clearly no expert, but
Speaker 1: I can appreciate that you guys have a very or
Speaker 1: what I observe is a very open and honest relationship
Speaker 1: about that, not all of which Jared wants to probably
Speaker 1: talk about because he's like, I just came down to
Speaker 1: drop off Ramen. You know, yeah, I'm going to go
Speaker 1: have the rest of it, Jared, I love you go.
Speaker 1: How about the wait to Seattle crack in? What? What
Speaker 1: about the crack and I having to crack? They're elevated?
Speaker 1: Last question, you don't know, totally up in the air,
Speaker 1: and much like Vegas was that year, so it's obviously
Speaker 1: gonna be tough to compete with what they did. But
Speaker 1: two games in Christa, how is your home crowd? Did
Speaker 1: you know they haven't had their home at You're on
Speaker 1: the road by Jared? Thank you from poor guy. He's
Speaker 1: like he knew what he was walking into. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: really I'm gonna real, as you know, I'm a real
Speaker 1: exploratory stage and just asking questions. That's okay in all
Speaker 1: areas of my life, Relationships, work, Uh, you know how
Speaker 1: we were talking about last week where you were giving
Speaker 1: a shout out to Tom Rinaldi for being sort of
Speaker 1: out of the box thinking when Daniel Jones went down
Speaker 1: and then his report wasn't about the injury, but it
Speaker 1: was about Mike Glenn in the backup coming in. And
Speaker 1: so I think it's always important to be a student, right,
Speaker 1: no matter what you're doing, whether it's your professional or
Speaker 1: relationship or things like that. So look, I didn't mean
Speaker 1: to make this relationship conversation, but it seems fitting anyways.
Speaker 1: So you, my darling, we're home this weekend. I got
Speaker 1: to spend time with you, which is a rare occasion
Speaker 1: on your couch. On Saturday, we did nothing but study
Speaker 1: for I studied for games, and you were studying for
Speaker 1: your Thursday night matchup. So you're headed to Cleveland when Wednesday.
Speaker 1: Because I'm not going to do a feature this week, goodness.
Speaker 1: And every couple of minutes I sit there and look
Speaker 1: at the weather update because it's supposed to be about
Speaker 1: like fifty chance of rain and chili. But I'm hoping
Speaker 1: it slides down because that's really going to alter what
Speaker 1: I wear. You know, now, the highest sixties six, so
Speaker 1: it's raised a little bit and fifty four is the low. Guys,
Speaker 1: this is how crazy I am. I will do this
Speaker 1: probably about twenty more times today. For anyone that doesn't
Speaker 1: know Aaron's backup profession, I mean the first one worked
Speaker 1: out really well for you. But her backup profession was
Speaker 1: to be a weather gal loves or the what what
Speaker 1: you want to be on the weather channel or something
Speaker 1: I did. But here's the thing. When you have to
Speaker 1: stand outside for four hours, it's nice to just be
Speaker 1: really really prepared I have. I was watching that Dallas
Speaker 1: New England game, which was unbelievable last nay I did
Speaker 1: that game. It was the coldest, nastiest whether I had
Speaker 1: I think I've ever been in when was the couple
Speaker 1: of years ago. It was horrible because Tom was still
Speaker 1: there and it just poured and it was free easing
Speaker 1: and you couldn't get dry and it was just nasty
Speaker 1: and the game sucked, so that didn't even help with
Speaker 1: the whole thing. So it was amazing the weather they
Speaker 1: got last night. Uh like prepared, well, you have to
Speaker 1: be because you're standing out there forever. Speaking of that
Speaker 1: Dallas game, I was taking notes because when I ever
Speaker 1: watched our good friend Peter Schrieger on Good Morning Football.
Speaker 1: They was great nuggets from Peter throughout the um, and
Speaker 1: so I was actually taking notes on some of the
Speaker 1: things they were saying. First win for the Cowboys at
Speaker 1: Foxborough since nineteen seven. Wow, I didn't know that eight seven.
Speaker 1: I was born eighty two. That so that's a hundred
Speaker 1: years ago, right. And then Dak Prescott's playing out of
Speaker 1: his mind four hundred forty five yards against the Bill
Speaker 1: Belichick you know team. Which was that total yards of
Speaker 1: offense or he passed for that? Yeah? Uhive was the
Speaker 1: most total? It was total yards. I think that would
Speaker 1: make sense. It was the stat was it was the
Speaker 1: thot yards ever put up by a quarterback against Bill Belichick. Wow. Um,
Speaker 1: do you want to talk about Aaron Rodgers? I had
Speaker 1: to do. I was doing that highlight and so in
Speaker 1: real time and they were like, what was his passing yards?
Speaker 1: Ryan saying that's how many passing yards he had? About
Speaker 1: was passing yards? Okay, Well that makes sense because he's
Speaker 1: had for many total yards of offense? Ryan? Did they
Speaker 1: have in that game? What did the run game do?
Speaker 1: Because I felt like every time I looked at Zeke
Speaker 1: was running. That makes sense because the stat there was
Speaker 1: another set. You know, I love stats, especially when I
Speaker 1: get him right. He's had seven four hundred plus yard
Speaker 1: passing games in his career. I can't do stats. That's
Speaker 1: too much for me because when I tried to get
Speaker 1: it out, they had five hundred sixty seven total yards
Speaker 1: of offense. Wow. Great you in the chat. For anyone
Speaker 1: that doesn't know, we have a chat over here. In
Speaker 1: the chat, I'm always the jerk who doesn't have it on.
Speaker 1: I did Dallas, New York and obviously, Um, that was
Speaker 1: an unbelievable game too. For the Cowboys. They just have
Speaker 1: so many freaking weapons right now. It's unbelievable. You can
Speaker 1: throw give the ball to anybody. You really You when
Speaker 1: was the last time he did a podcast? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess last week and you were in Philly when you
Speaker 1: were finishing up your tour. So, um, what was I
Speaker 1: going to ask you about that? Oh? What don't I mean?
Speaker 1: I can't believe it's only been week six. A lot
Speaker 1: has happened. How about the Raiders responding with all the
Speaker 1: adversity and everything surrounding John Gruden, they went out had
Speaker 1: a great game, beating on the Broncos, which was nice
Speaker 1: to see for that organization in terms of, you know,
Speaker 1: putting distractions aside Aaron Rodgers. That's me, I mean, and
Speaker 1: I still own you. I still own you. And then
Speaker 1: he was asked in the press conference what he said,
Speaker 1: and he was like, I just saw a woman in
Speaker 1: the crowd giving a double bird, and so I don't
Speaker 1: really remember what I said. I'm like, you know what
Speaker 1: you said. I still he said he didn't know what
Speaker 1: he said. He didn't forget anything. That guy, right, I
Speaker 1: think it was a little wink wink, like I don't
Speaker 1: remember what I said. Well, we all saw what you said,
Speaker 1: and I still own you. And he's right because his
Speaker 1: record against the Bears is twenty and five, so he
Speaker 1: does said he blacked out in a bit for a
Speaker 1: good way. Thanks Ryan for all of this. Yeah fight,
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there has been eleven. We'll just keep
Speaker 1: the stats going. Stat line um. Eleven overtime games so
Speaker 1: far this year. Eleven overtime over I mean, every every
Speaker 1: time I turn around, I'm doing a freaking highlight and
Speaker 1: it's going to ot. Thank god. I just chanxed myself.
Speaker 1: I haven't had one because you miss a flight. I
Speaker 1: hate that overtime games. Here's a story for you about
Speaker 1: games going into overtime flags. So a lot of times
Speaker 1: these officials are on my flight, and if I'm trying
Speaker 1: to make a flight like the last flight out just
Speaker 1: to get home, it's really really hard. If there's a
Speaker 1: lot of flags, are you going to overtime? So I'm
Speaker 1: right there with the officials. I am not gonna lie.
Speaker 1: There are many times I say to these officials, enough
Speaker 1: with the flags. I'm trying to make a four or
Speaker 1: forty five flight. Man, it's like o'clock running, keep it running.
Speaker 1: Run the ball, Come on, Aaron Jones, run the ball.
Speaker 1: They're amazing. There was a time we did a Thanksgiving
Speaker 1: game in Detroit and we were on the last flight
Speaker 1: out and we just had so many freaking flags, and
Speaker 1: finally we were able to make it. Like they were
Speaker 1: boarding as we got through T S A, and I
Speaker 1: remember like five of us were on the flight and
Speaker 1: I got through T. S A first, and it was
Speaker 1: like a scene from Titanic. They were like, go just
Speaker 1: go run, like hold the plane for us, and I
Speaker 1: held the plane and I was like, my crew members
Speaker 1: are coming, don't shut the door. They threw the flag.
Speaker 1: Never let go. Our crew makes it. They do final
Speaker 1: call for two of the officials calling the game, and
Speaker 1: I was like, fuck them, closed the door, closing the door.
Speaker 1: They're the reason that we're here. So then we drank
Speaker 1: the whole way home. Shocker, Happy Thanksgiving to the a
Speaker 1: crew we drank, and I'm just like taunting and harassing
Speaker 1: and offsides and holding the official the whole flight. I'm like, WHOA,
Speaker 1: we could have been on a lot quicker if you
Speaker 1: run so many flags. Happy Thanksgiving Row three B true story.
Speaker 1: This reminds me a couple of different things. That I
Speaker 1: was on a flight from Houston. I don't remember why
Speaker 1: I was there. I can't remember yesterday. I really, as
Speaker 1: we know, my memory is not that great. Maybe that's
Speaker 1: why I try to remember stats. Do I keep my
Speaker 1: brain anyway? Do that? Well? I clearly can't even remember
Speaker 1: my name, but I do remember this. I was on
Speaker 1: a flight. It must have been oh oh oh, I
Speaker 1: do remember now. I was coming from New Orleans and
Speaker 1: it was where the NBA All Star Game was. I
Speaker 1: was in New Orleans for something else, not for that.
Speaker 1: Get on a flight and we're sitting there and we're waiting,
Speaker 1: and we're waiting and they're not making any announcements. It's
Speaker 1: not the mechanical update. We're not waiting for the crew.
Speaker 1: There's just nothing to be had in terms of an update.
Speaker 1: All of a sudden, out of nowhere, about fifteen people,
Speaker 1: bags flying basketballs, flying like diamond necklaces. I'm being blinded.
Speaker 1: Master P and his entire family are now boarding this
Speaker 1: commercial airline and there's it's just chaos, and we don't
Speaker 1: know where we're sitting. And then the whole thing turns
Speaker 1: out that they couldn't get out on their flight on
Speaker 1: their private jet, so they had this is some bolish status,
Speaker 1: master P. We've all seen cribs. You know. They held
Speaker 1: the commercial flight for him and his entire family to
Speaker 1: get on, but they just took whatever seats were available.
Speaker 1: So master P was in the back of the plane
Speaker 1: by the bathroom. You know, stars are just like us.
Speaker 1: I was like, it's like us quite the time. But
Speaker 1: that's some real control to have the plane. Who held
Speaker 1: for you, master P? Who knew? I will tell you
Speaker 1: last night we were imitating you because we were watching
Speaker 1: ted Lasso. We only have warmer episode to go. I
Speaker 1: won't tell anybody what's happening if you aren't caught up
Speaker 1: because people get sensitive. But one thing, obviously I've gotten
Speaker 1: it from you that you know Um they say that
Speaker 1: a lot in ted Lasso, because you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I have to pay attention
Speaker 1: to that. I never picked up on that. Oh. Also,
Speaker 1: getting back to the conversation about sitting on flights, when
Speaker 1: you were saying, uh, the officials were on your plane,
Speaker 1: who is most famous person that you've ever either sat
Speaker 1: next to or that you know has been on the plane.
Speaker 1: Because Peter Schreeger and our friend and colleague, he does
Speaker 1: my show in the morning and then as you know,
Speaker 1: he jumps right on a flight and flies back to
Speaker 1: New York so he could do Good Morning Football on
Speaker 1: Monday morning. And he's always giving me updates or somebody
Speaker 1: he had well, like he'll say, like, um, we could
Speaker 1: go back through our text, Chaine, but it'll be like
Speaker 1: some obscure person that you and I maybe wouldn't know.
Speaker 1: But he's like, oh oh he said, um Leah REMANI
Speaker 1: or whatever was like the last person that he said
Speaker 1: he was sitting next to. He He's like okay, Um,
Speaker 1: So it got me thinking who have you sat next
Speaker 1: to or been on your flight that you're like, oh, ship,
Speaker 1: I have to so you think about yours. I don't
Speaker 1: have any one major. What okay, I'll go number one.
Speaker 1: And you have filled in many a times. When Michael
Speaker 1: was doing Michael and Kelly, I was always so jealous.
Speaker 1: I was like, that was my dream to be on
Speaker 1: that show. So you were probably busy, which is why
Speaker 1: I got the call up to host the show with
Speaker 1: him one time. So I fly fly from l A
Speaker 1: to New York. Bella haddu not Bella, No Bella, the
Speaker 1: brown hair one. She was sitting next to me. Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, who the I Okay, here we go blending
Speaker 1: the eyes shadow um. She was sitting next to me,
Speaker 1: and she was facetiming with the weekend Able. She kept
Speaker 1: calling him and he was in her phone as Able,
Speaker 1: and so they were facetiming, and I was pretending to
Speaker 1: not know what was happening. But of course she was
Speaker 1: right next to me, and I kept like peering over,
Speaker 1: like a real creep of creeps, and she was being
Speaker 1: so sweet and so nice. So now service comes around.
Speaker 1: I'm ordering red wine and they're like, what would you
Speaker 1: like for dinner, and she they asked her first, and
Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I'll take the pasta, and I was like,
Speaker 1: I'll have the pasta too, because I was like, if
Speaker 1: models eat pasta, then I'm gonna eat the pasta and
Speaker 1: we're gonna have the same meal. And then we started
Speaker 1: talking and I was like, oh, we're fast friends. We weren't,
Speaker 1: but for a moment in time I thought it was.
Speaker 1: And she was so pretty I couldn't even take it.
Speaker 1: The other person I sat next to you'll love this.
Speaker 1: Covering college football back in the day. Rich Rodriguez was
Speaker 1: the coach at Michigan at the time, as we did
Speaker 1: have all the college preview magazines out. I'm reading, i'm studying,
Speaker 1: I'm doing the whole thing. Guys sitting next to me goes,
Speaker 1: how do you think Michigan will do this year? And
Speaker 1: I was like, well, Rich Rodriguez, Da da, da da,
Speaker 1: I'm bringing the whole thing down. Twenty minutes into this conversation,
Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'm Carissa. By the way, I didn't
Speaker 1: catch your first name, and he goes, I'm Tom Brady
Speaker 1: pause pause, senior cute. And then I was like, no,
Speaker 1: wonder you asked about Michigan, and then I was like,
Speaker 1: you are just a teddy bear and I want to
Speaker 1: give you a big old hug. But yeah, those are
Speaker 1: my too, Tom Brady Senior and bellahadd you don't have
Speaker 1: more because you are on a plane on the daily.
Speaker 1: I don't. But that leads me to another discussion that
Speaker 1: we should really get into. Why I have so much
Speaker 1: foundation on no plan etiquette and how rude and disgusting
Speaker 1: and crazy people are on planes grows. You know. I
Speaker 1: tried to write a pilot pun intended for my travels,
Speaker 1: and then I gave it to Larry Too, because I'm like,
Speaker 1: if anyone knows how to be a comedy writer, I'm
Speaker 1: like Larry, So I've been working on this sketch and this,
Speaker 1: and then he goes, this is gonna be terrible, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm really trying here. He's like, you have
Speaker 1: no main character. That's why this show is not gonna work. Like,
Speaker 1: is your main character the pilot? Is it the flight attendant?
Speaker 1: Is it the woman at the check in death? Is it?
Speaker 1: The t s a person? So anyways, if anyone out there,
Speaker 1: because I figured the Office was a massive success, why
Speaker 1: can't the airport be a success, because how much comedy
Speaker 1: to your story that you've told on this podcast before
Speaker 1: with the woman looking the ice cream and smelling her armpit.
Speaker 1: There is just nastiness everywhere, and you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I might as well have this thing sponsored by any
Speaker 1: airline or a union if you love out. All they
Speaker 1: want is people to be nice to them. Flight attendant.
Speaker 1: They're not your waitress, they're not your concierge, they're not
Speaker 1: your turn down service. People treat them like such ship.
Speaker 1: It pisces me off. When gossip magazines used to be
Speaker 1: the thing, we were all like grabbing an US weeklier people,
Speaker 1: I'd always give them to the flight attendant. After I left,
Speaker 1: I learned that they loved that, like just say thank you,
Speaker 1: say yes please. I just these poor people, like people
Speaker 1: just treat them like absolute garbage. And then people are
Speaker 1: just nasty, their feet up on the thing, the wrestling
Speaker 1: for the armrest, the I don't know. I love the
Speaker 1: whole people that like still get annoyed with me for
Speaker 1: using my little white beef for everything around, like we're
Speaker 1: worried about that virus and I got no as somebody
Speaker 1: who met has me think of the girl with the
Speaker 1: wet cough on the plane, Like you have a wet cough,
Speaker 1: don't get on the plane. I don't want to hear
Speaker 1: your wet cough. The only person this was acceptable to
Speaker 1: do to do this was bellahadid with able because I
Speaker 1: was interested. We don't want to hear your conversation and
Speaker 1: your FaceTime before we take What did the kids have
Speaker 1: for dinner? Have you given him the macaroni? She's got
Speaker 1: jazz class today. Don't forget jazz class. And then you
Speaker 1: got to pick up up at six forty, put your
Speaker 1: fucking headphones in and have your conversation. I don't need
Speaker 1: to hear about jazz class. Also another favorite of mine
Speaker 1: this clicking, clicking, clicking. I know someone that has the
Speaker 1: clicking on their phone turning it off. Why do you
Speaker 1: want to hear that. I don't want to hear it.
Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your clicking. It's just there's
Speaker 1: no etiquette anymore. And my favorite are like the gals
Speaker 1: who haven't been on a trip in a while together,
Speaker 1: which is fine, you're excited. I look, I get excited
Speaker 1: to to go on trips, but there are other people
Speaker 1: on the plane. We don't need to have which we've
Speaker 1: had now three of mimosas at the bar. Now we're
Speaker 1: moving into the flight or on the south the Southwest
Speaker 1: flight's really get me. Those are the ones because I
Speaker 1: have to go to Vegas once a month from oh yeah,
Speaker 1: Jira like lly, and we're yelling like and look, I've
Speaker 1: probably done this at some point, but this is what
Speaker 1: I know. I'm getting older. I'm like, bring it down,
Speaker 1: indoor voices, just bring it all down. There's another one
Speaker 1: when you have to get out. I'm really good on flights.
Speaker 1: If I don't have to pee the whole football game.
Speaker 1: You know, I can make it cross country without peeing.
Speaker 1: But the one time I need to, and I ask
Speaker 1: you and I'm like, sorry, do you mind if I
Speaker 1: go to the restroom and you just sit up straight
Speaker 1: so I can walk like graze my ass on your knees,
Speaker 1: like get your fast up and let me out. I
Speaker 1: don't need to climb over you, because you know what,
Speaker 1: I am going to climb over you When you got
Speaker 1: your mouth open to the side and you're trying to nap,
Speaker 1: then I'm gonna climb over you and really wake you up.
Speaker 1: You're good. I just wrote crawl over I can't here.
Speaker 1: This is the whole thing. Is it acceptable? Is it
Speaker 1: acceptable to do the crawl over move? Because wonder if
Speaker 1: that person doesn't want you all up in their business.
Speaker 1: But I don't want to wake them up. So now
Speaker 1: I'm gonna conundrum. I don't want to wake you up.
Speaker 1: But now if you wake up and I'm mid hurdle,
Speaker 1: are you thinking this is inappropriate? This girl is straddling
Speaker 1: me trying to get to the bathroom. You chose the aisle.
Speaker 1: You chose the aisle. That's not my problem. You chose
Speaker 1: the aisle knowing the person in the window seat has
Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. It's a window seat. It's
Speaker 1: not labeled prisoner, you know, so like you changed the aisle.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's such a great point. But what
Speaker 1: pisces me off is it I don't right away because
Speaker 1: I don't want to board right away and sit and
Speaker 1: listen to all the bids. Also, half the time I'm
Speaker 1: hoping to God to make my flight from a game.
Speaker 1: So when I do board, I put my stuff all up.
Speaker 1: It's a scene throw my ship over and then I'm
Speaker 1: excuse me, And then the person sits up straight so
Speaker 1: I can crawl over them. I'm like, I always say something.
Speaker 1: I'm always like, really, okay, that good? Oh yeah, I
Speaker 1: always do. So I don't like to board early either
Speaker 1: because I don't need to sit there for longer than
Speaker 1: I have to. But I'm starting to board earlier because
Speaker 1: this overhead can overhead and now you got the coats
Speaker 1: coming out for the fall okay, and I don't need
Speaker 1: the laptop bag down and now occupying what can be
Speaker 1: all overhead bag. Sit it up straight, this massive bag
Speaker 1: the carry on underneath my seat, So now I don't
Speaker 1: have good blood circulation because that's my fault for having
Speaker 1: a too big a bag. I have to put it
Speaker 1: underneath my seat in front. So why is the laptop
Speaker 1: get its own compartment and I get a real chaps
Speaker 1: my hide? When work or whoever has been kind enough
Speaker 1: to purchase a first class seat for myself, I have
Speaker 1: the right to the first class overhead bins if I
Speaker 1: see you and you have a seat in thirty two C,
Speaker 1: which I've had a lot of those. I'm not throwing
Speaker 1: my bag in the overhead and first class and then
Speaker 1: keeping keep walking. So when I get on, I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: whose bag is this? They're like, oh, she's way down there,
Speaker 1: Well then she could take her bag way down there. Yeah,
Speaker 1: not right, no, no, no, no, no no. I Also,
Speaker 1: if you are stuck in an aisle seat and you
Speaker 1: are sitting there while everybody else is boarding, and this guy,
Speaker 1: I don't give a crap if you're sitting back and coach,
Speaker 1: if you're sitting up. What I don't get is when
Speaker 1: you're sitting in the aisle, why that allows anyone to
Speaker 1: walk through and hit you and their bag or their
Speaker 1: ass in your face, elbow. It's just people are animals,
Speaker 1: animals on the plane. It's unbelievable. Right, it's on our
Speaker 1: next podcast. You know, you know what animals? All of
Speaker 1: you guys that follow us on Instagram, thank you. But
Speaker 1: also right down your most terrible traumatic plane situation or
Speaker 1: something that's an annoying or pet peeve, because this could
Speaker 1: be I had run in Dallas. I'll tell you it
Speaker 1: tells right now, keep it going. Here we go miss
Speaker 1: my fight? Well I didn't miss my fight. First of all,
Speaker 1: we haul ask after Dallas giants to get to DFW.
Speaker 1: Get to DFW. Everyone knows there's a storm coming, major
Speaker 1: storm coming. I have because I'm a weather person when
Speaker 1: it's gonna hit. It's gotta hit at six fifteen. Great,
Speaker 1: we're boarding at five thirty. If you know a storm
Speaker 1: is gonna hit at six fifteen, maybe pump up, like
Speaker 1: boarding a little earlier. Plane sitting there, hurry up on.
Speaker 1: We got ten minutes. I'm like counting down him. I see,
Speaker 1: I'm like, we got ten minutes before this storm is going.
Speaker 1: Winds picking up on the runway. It's getting all serious.
Speaker 1: You're checking, you're refreshing that weather. I'm I'm checking tornado
Speaker 1: watches because if there's a tornado, I don't want to
Speaker 1: be on the runway. Can't be a good look. So finally,
Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much for your patients. Just
Speaker 1: want to let you know we are having a mechanical issue.
Speaker 1: We should get this wrapped up. We're just waiting for
Speaker 1: the paperwork. We should get this wrapped up in another
Speaker 1: ten minutes. Well, guess the storm's hitting in ten minutes.
Speaker 1: If you had run the plane boarded us, we would
Speaker 1: have been fine. So guess what happens. Storm hits. Here
Speaker 1: comes the paperwork from the mechanics. We should be good
Speaker 1: to get a bit. We're always waiting on paper, waste paperwork,
Speaker 1: get an iPad, just refresh that. We don't need to
Speaker 1: have the guy walk with the paperwork. Very antiquated, this
Speaker 1: paperwork thing. Anyway, Neon vests all of it. So then
Speaker 1: plane starts rocking. It's windy, there's a major storm, tornado warnings.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we on this runway? Also fun,
Speaker 1: we don't turn near on great love that I'm texting Jared.
Speaker 1: I'm like this, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it.
Speaker 1: So then we sit on for another hour. Oh, because
Speaker 1: you know what, our picking up something on the runway
Speaker 1: hits the engine of the plane. At that point, I said,
Speaker 1: I'm off, goodbye. I'm staying in Dallas. I hate this,
Speaker 1: like airline, I'm off, walked off so mad. They're like,
Speaker 1: can we get your name? I was like, my name's
Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah, there you go. The only time you
Speaker 1: haven't been nice to the flight attendants, and and that
Speaker 1: wasn't even the flight attendants, that was the grounds crew. God,
Speaker 1: I was speaking early. Who knew I'm in an aviator jumpsuit.
Speaker 1: I love my and top gun I love it. I
Speaker 1: forgot I had this. Actually a girlfriend of mine give
Speaker 1: this to me forever ago and then I put it
Speaker 1: on and as we were talking, I was like, exits
Speaker 1: are here, here and here inverted dive with the MiG.
Speaker 1: I know the finger goose. Aaron Rodgers didn't know the finger,
Speaker 1: or he did. He got a double finger. It's a
Speaker 1: discount double check. That the first thing on your mind
Speaker 1: when you are I'm gonna him that? How is that
Speaker 1: the first thing that comes to mind when you just
Speaker 1: run in the ends and I still own you. I
Speaker 1: don't know if that would be the first thing on
Speaker 1: my mind. Well, he forgot, he for he blacked out
Speaker 1: for a second. Um, wait, what else is the situation? Okay,
Speaker 1: so we've got Cleveland. Um what do I have this week?
Speaker 1: I've got to go to Vegas. I don't have to
Speaker 1: go to Vegas. I get to go to Vegas tomorrow,
Speaker 1: which you know, no one loves Vegas. There's a real
Speaker 1: love hate relationship with people in Vegas. People and New Orleans.
Speaker 1: I find that it's it's it sparks a lot of
Speaker 1: conversation with people like New Orleans. It's so dirty. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I love New Orleans or Vegas like so trash and
Speaker 1: like what I'm like no one has more fun than
Speaker 1: I do in Las Vegas. Get me to the freaking
Speaker 1: roulette table right now. I don't get it. Did you
Speaker 1: hear the Pat McAfee story with Peyton Manning in the
Speaker 1: roulette table? No? Okay, So Pat McAfee played with Peyton
Speaker 1: Manning for I don't know how many seasons in Indianapolis.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was just like a couple they all have
Speaker 1: um went to. Maybe it wasn't Vegas. They went there
Speaker 1: at a casino. Okay, let me just leaning up the story.
Speaker 1: They're at a casino, the night's winding down. Pat McAfee's like, hey,
Speaker 1: I got the rest of this money. I'm gonna, you know,
Speaker 1: just throw it on a number on roulette. I always
Speaker 1: go twenty three red, or I go number two, Jeeter,
Speaker 1: I go seven elway, like just you know, Larry Birds
Speaker 1: thirty three, so it would be black thirty three for you.
Speaker 1: So he's standing there and he's waiting to like put
Speaker 1: his money on a number, and Peyton walks by and
Speaker 1: he's like, you should throw it on number eighteen, and
Speaker 1: so Pat's like, okay, I'll put it on eighteen. And
Speaker 1: then everyone at the table realizes it's Peyton Manning, who's
Speaker 1: walking by and saying this hard to miss. Okay, we'll
Speaker 1: all put our money on eighteen Guess what hit eighteen
Speaker 1: Everything this guy touches everyone went pucking ballistic. And Peyton
Speaker 1: was telling this story on Monday night because he was
Speaker 1: when he had pat On, And I'm like, that's such
Speaker 1: a sick walk off. If you're Peyton Manning, You're like, hey,
Speaker 1: you should I think it's eighteen red. Throw it on
Speaker 1: eighteen red and it hits and the old table is like,
Speaker 1: so anyway, So I love Roulette is the first thing
Speaker 1: I do. Get to Vegas because I'm there for extra
Speaker 1: I'm not worried about the stand up about Jennifer Lopez's residency.
Speaker 1: I'm going straight to the A T M. Money money,
Speaker 1: money is that? What is that? Why you're there for
Speaker 1: j Loo? No, I'm there to just do stand ups.
Speaker 1: There's actually I want to I want to check because
Speaker 1: COVID protocol is changing. Some shows where ago, some shows aren't.
Speaker 1: But I love Vegas. I love Vegas. I would go back.
Speaker 1: It's one of the best shows I've ever seen. Um
Speaker 1: I I've seen it, You've seen it. We should go
Speaker 1: back together. We went to Lionel in Vegas. There, yeah,
Speaker 1: I know that face. He Okay, we're gonna keep you
Speaker 1: know what thin just one night, all right? Hobout Nicole Richie.
Speaker 1: Who's the funniest person on the planet? She said one time,
Speaker 1: And as the story she goes, my dad can't even
Speaker 1: dance on the scene line I died. Just that's it.
Speaker 1: My dad can't even dance on the ceiling. That's great,
Speaker 1: teas and peas, Dashian getting engaged. I know you're big
Speaker 1: on celebrity gossip. That ring was massive, I mean, very pretty,
Speaker 1: very pretty. Do we know is that has anyone checked
Speaker 1: in with the lord? Heck the pulse um they did
Speaker 1: at the Rosewood mirmor, which we both love. You're just
Speaker 1: wandering down the beach and that there's no Roses left
Speaker 1: in the state of California after that proposal? Thank god?
Speaker 1: Is the Bachelor out of recording season because someone called
Speaker 1: Jackie season? Um? Are we is this? Are we done?
Speaker 1: Look at me? How we're done? Oh? We're done? Okay, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're done. The note from our producer is we can
Speaker 1: wrap whenever. I'm gonna go ahead and summarize this relationship.
Speaker 1: Advice how to act on an airplane and Dak Prescott's
Speaker 1: having an m v P year. Take care of that cap,
Speaker 1: Teas and peace to that cap. Calm Down with Aaron
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