1 00:00:00,520 --> 00:00:02,880 Speaker 1: Calm Down with Aaron and Chrissa is a production of 2 00:00:02,960 --> 00:00:08,760 Speaker 1: I Heart Radio. You ever have those times where you 3 00:00:08,800 --> 00:00:11,639 Speaker 1: just get an accent for no reason? Like right before 4 00:00:11,680 --> 00:00:14,560 Speaker 1: we started this, I said, should we start? When I 5 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,800 Speaker 1: go back to the South, I sound like I'm from 6 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:19,640 Speaker 1: the South again. You throw the y'alls in. I threw 7 00:00:19,640 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: the yalls in a lot, but I throw the y'alls 8 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,520 Speaker 1: in a lot more when I work with Troy. But 9 00:00:24,280 --> 00:00:27,280 Speaker 1: the y'alls. I've been saying that since I was freaking 10 00:00:27,440 --> 00:00:31,440 Speaker 1: five years old. I having now living part time in Nashville, 11 00:00:31,480 --> 00:00:33,000 Speaker 1: I can find. I bet you I'm going to throw 12 00:00:33,040 --> 00:00:34,680 Speaker 1: in a lot of y'alls and then I'll be annoyed 13 00:00:34,680 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: by myself. It's like Madonna that all of a sudden 14 00:00:36,440 --> 00:00:39,559 Speaker 1: was British. Isn't she still British? Oh well ask, let's 15 00:00:39,560 --> 00:00:41,240 Speaker 1: ask her daughter. Her daughter has a lot of thoughts 16 00:00:41,240 --> 00:00:46,200 Speaker 1: on Madonna. You look great. This hair is very voluminous. 17 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:48,120 Speaker 1: For all of you guys that are watching on YouTube, 18 00:00:48,120 --> 00:00:50,760 Speaker 1: you can see the locks are flowing now clipped in 19 00:00:51,440 --> 00:00:54,960 Speaker 1: filling in those that don't know. Aaron has like pretty 20 00:00:55,040 --> 00:00:57,240 Speaker 1: much her entire head is real hair, and so she 21 00:00:57,320 --> 00:00:59,360 Speaker 1: throws in these clipping extensions and you really get a 22 00:00:59,400 --> 00:01:04,160 Speaker 1: lot of all you Valo Vai dal size soon. Um. Yeah, 23 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:07,720 Speaker 1: I just had a little interview with Sportsnet in Canada, 24 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:12,200 Speaker 1: a um, trying to push our NHL line that is 25 00:01:12,440 --> 00:01:16,720 Speaker 1: out happy NHL season feature off already hurt, which is 26 00:01:16,720 --> 00:01:19,920 Speaker 1: a big bummer to me. Uh, Tampa Bay Lightning Insider 27 00:01:20,000 --> 00:01:23,400 Speaker 1: over here and yeah, you can buy our NHL gear 28 00:01:23,480 --> 00:01:27,520 Speaker 1: shameless plug on fanatics dot com or NHL shop dot com. 29 00:01:27,880 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: I need to know where to get the jammies as 30 00:01:30,160 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: you always call them, NHL shop dot com and fanatics 31 00:01:33,319 --> 00:01:35,240 Speaker 1: dot com. What do you want? Seahawks? Are you still 32 00:01:35,280 --> 00:01:37,839 Speaker 1: are you still cheering for the Seahawks? Is Cam Newton 33 00:01:37,880 --> 00:01:40,080 Speaker 1: going to sign there? Okay, so let's break this down 34 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:43,119 Speaker 1: for a second. I am always rooting for the Seahawks, 35 00:01:43,120 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 1: but not when it comes to wagering. I hit my 36 00:01:45,959 --> 00:01:48,880 Speaker 1: dudo was on fire yesterday Carolina screwed me on my 37 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:51,520 Speaker 1: bet there because I thought I had it didn't work 38 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 1: out for me. I just ate, you know what on 39 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,520 Speaker 1: the Ravens Chargers bet because I was all in on 40 00:01:56,560 --> 00:02:01,600 Speaker 1: the Chargers, thought what have happened? There? Would uh show out? Instead? 41 00:02:01,600 --> 00:02:04,960 Speaker 1: It was Lamar Jackson. So I went four for two yesterday, 42 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:07,960 Speaker 1: but I nailed the Steelers. But that game got real exciting, 43 00:02:07,960 --> 00:02:09,360 Speaker 1: real fast. You and I were on the phone for 44 00:02:09,400 --> 00:02:10,800 Speaker 1: other reasons, and then all of a sudden, I was like, 45 00:02:10,800 --> 00:02:12,600 Speaker 1: holy sh it, we have a tie ball game. We're 46 00:02:12,600 --> 00:02:15,760 Speaker 1: going to overtime. D K. Why are we not running 47 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:18,120 Speaker 1: out of bounds? Why? Why? Why are we not running 48 00:02:18,120 --> 00:02:20,120 Speaker 1: out of bounds? He's in a fight with Shannon Sharp. 49 00:02:20,200 --> 00:02:23,919 Speaker 1: Now did you see that? No? Why? On Instagram? I 50 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:27,680 Speaker 1: quickly saw it. Yeah, I don't know. Is it about that? 51 00:02:27,800 --> 00:02:29,280 Speaker 1: I don't know. Well, he should have ran out of 52 00:02:29,280 --> 00:02:31,640 Speaker 1: bounds to stop the clock. And then there was like 53 00:02:31,680 --> 00:02:33,680 Speaker 1: a whole hurry up whatever. They tie the game, but 54 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,280 Speaker 1: then poor Gino Gino can't catch a break. He's a 55 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:38,880 Speaker 1: very formidable backup, put them in a position to win, 56 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:42,520 Speaker 1: but then he fumbles the ball. Steelers win in overtime. 57 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,600 Speaker 1: But anyways, the Jammy is going back to that. I 58 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:50,640 Speaker 1: do like the word Jammie's jammys so cozy, and Matthew 59 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:53,799 Speaker 1: Juden looks like he's in Jammie's. Look who's bringing me Raman? 60 00:02:54,520 --> 00:02:58,160 Speaker 1: What a juty CUTI phase? Hi, Jarrett, We were watching 61 00:02:58,160 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 1: you the other night. Oh yeah, TV happy nhlsebody, thank you. 62 00:03:04,040 --> 00:03:05,639 Speaker 1: I don't know if all was my best, but i'll 63 00:03:06,240 --> 00:03:08,240 Speaker 1: it's hard. You do it with a three man booth, 64 00:03:08,280 --> 00:03:10,720 Speaker 1: that's very difficult. If you asked Troy, anytime you do 65 00:03:10,800 --> 00:03:13,680 Speaker 1: like three man, it's very difficult. A three man We've well, 66 00:03:13,720 --> 00:03:16,120 Speaker 1: we thought you did a great job. You're always proud 67 00:03:16,160 --> 00:03:18,800 Speaker 1: of you. But I appreciate that. Here we are, we are. 68 00:03:19,800 --> 00:03:23,880 Speaker 1: How did your day go at work? Arrett? It wasn't 69 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,400 Speaker 1: too much going on. Boys are on the road. Boys 70 00:03:26,400 --> 00:03:30,280 Speaker 1: are on the road. Okay, okay. So when it's gonna 71 00:03:30,280 --> 00:03:32,520 Speaker 1: be good in the NHL this year, As someone who 72 00:03:32,520 --> 00:03:35,240 Speaker 1: doesn't follow hockey as much as I should anymore, because 73 00:03:35,280 --> 00:03:37,840 Speaker 1: you know, since Versus went off the air, um, I 74 00:03:37,880 --> 00:03:40,800 Speaker 1: only pay attention to what you're doing. Who's good? Well? 75 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:44,280 Speaker 1: Besides the Los Angeles Kings, which pushed for the playoffs 76 00:03:44,280 --> 00:03:48,480 Speaker 1: this year, Florida Panthers are good. Really, Florida is good. 77 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,080 Speaker 1: Tampa was would be good, I would say, but Kutrov 78 00:03:51,240 --> 00:03:53,200 Speaker 1: might be injured. I don't know he is. I talked 79 00:03:53,200 --> 00:03:56,200 Speaker 1: to Chris Simpson about that today, but they're not saying 80 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,120 Speaker 1: what it is. Again, Vegas should be good, but they're 81 00:03:59,200 --> 00:04:07,480 Speaker 1: banged up as well. Also, who knows? Okay, okay, Vegas, Washington, Boston, 82 00:04:09,520 --> 00:04:12,640 Speaker 1: Edmonton should be good. You're really selling this season to us. 83 00:04:12,760 --> 00:04:16,240 Speaker 1: You know what are the big storylines? Three Pete Tampa. 84 00:04:16,720 --> 00:04:21,279 Speaker 1: I don't know bib any time to this. You're so cute. Jared. 85 00:04:21,440 --> 00:04:23,640 Speaker 1: You're bringing your wife Ramen because she's been in the 86 00:04:23,800 --> 00:04:27,360 Speaker 1: circuit of promoting NHL lines for wear. No, it's because 87 00:04:27,360 --> 00:04:29,080 Speaker 1: she doesn't really have time to eat sometimes, and I 88 00:04:29,120 --> 00:04:32,960 Speaker 1: know when she doesn't eat and she's hungry. What happens angry? 89 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:35,560 Speaker 1: Do you get hungry Curson because you barely eat? No? 90 00:04:36,000 --> 00:04:38,640 Speaker 1: I actually don't get hungry because I just go into 91 00:04:38,640 --> 00:04:41,279 Speaker 1: I'm in full fasting mode. Wait, Jarrett, before you leave. 92 00:04:41,640 --> 00:04:44,280 Speaker 1: Colin Coward being that beauty that he is, who knew 93 00:04:44,320 --> 00:04:46,640 Speaker 1: that he was a friend and listener of the podcast, 94 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,400 Speaker 1: He said, Oh, I love the episode when Jared was 95 00:04:49,440 --> 00:04:51,960 Speaker 1: there and Aaron said, tell me something that I do 96 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,200 Speaker 1: Bibe when we travel, and you go, promise not to 97 00:04:54,240 --> 00:04:55,880 Speaker 1: get mad, and then she got mad and it was 98 00:04:55,920 --> 00:05:00,840 Speaker 1: so funny. Who knew You're We're trying to think what 99 00:05:01,360 --> 00:05:03,240 Speaker 1: coming into Chris? I know what I'm coming into it. 100 00:05:03,400 --> 00:05:06,000 Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what's new with our 101 00:05:06,040 --> 00:05:09,279 Speaker 1: life that we could bring up and talk to people about. Well, 102 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,200 Speaker 1: what the house has been getting painted for the last 103 00:05:12,200 --> 00:05:16,239 Speaker 1: three weeks. It's like the money pit. I mean twelve years, 104 00:05:16,440 --> 00:05:20,440 Speaker 1: Chris the right, twelve years, I saw a little bit 105 00:05:20,480 --> 00:05:23,160 Speaker 1: too long. Then you got a whole bunch of problems. 106 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:26,839 Speaker 1: I can appreciate. Yeah, it's a lot right now, they're 107 00:05:26,839 --> 00:05:28,440 Speaker 1: going on three weeks, but they're doing the whole entire 108 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:31,640 Speaker 1: house on the outside everything. Okay, that's what's hot in 109 00:05:31,640 --> 00:05:36,240 Speaker 1: our life right now. The houses all would so like 110 00:05:36,320 --> 00:05:39,880 Speaker 1: the ocean air just crushes it right. Question from a viewer, So, 111 00:05:39,960 --> 00:05:42,000 Speaker 1: you guys both are busy. You're both in the middle 112 00:05:42,000 --> 00:05:44,240 Speaker 1: of your seat or jar. You're starting your season, Aaron, 113 00:05:44,279 --> 00:05:47,359 Speaker 1: you're about halfway almost halfway through your season. How do 114 00:05:47,400 --> 00:05:50,840 Speaker 1: you keep the romance alive and the relationship at a 115 00:05:50,839 --> 00:05:55,040 Speaker 1: time like this, Um, you don't have to get specific, 116 00:05:55,080 --> 00:05:57,000 Speaker 1: but I mean, like, is there a designated date night? 117 00:05:57,200 --> 00:05:59,359 Speaker 1: Is there? Like? What are we really good about a 118 00:05:59,440 --> 00:06:02,599 Speaker 1: date night? Okay, we set up dinners and yeah we 119 00:06:02,680 --> 00:06:05,159 Speaker 1: have that. So Jed, are you the planner in the 120 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:10,360 Speaker 1: relationship because Aaron's the planner in every aspect of her life. So, yeah, 121 00:06:10,520 --> 00:06:12,840 Speaker 1: we talked about it. But I'm usually the guy who gets, 122 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:17,360 Speaker 1: you know, a little res a situation and we stay local. 123 00:06:17,600 --> 00:06:20,560 Speaker 1: Who's surprised. We don't have to stay local. We don't 124 00:06:20,640 --> 00:06:22,680 Speaker 1: find going out and about once or twice a month 125 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:27,200 Speaker 1: we go up West Hollywood, Venice. Do you ever do 126 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:29,799 Speaker 1: a surprise, like when's the last time you surprised Aaron 127 00:06:29,839 --> 00:06:33,760 Speaker 1: with like something romance like flowers or anything. What's going 128 00:06:33,800 --> 00:06:36,560 Speaker 1: on here? Because I wanted to know how to keep 129 00:06:36,560 --> 00:06:38,800 Speaker 1: the romance alive in a relationship that when you guys 130 00:06:38,839 --> 00:06:41,520 Speaker 1: are both really busy. We talked about this last night 131 00:06:41,560 --> 00:06:43,520 Speaker 1: when we were walking the dog. We did we were 132 00:06:43,560 --> 00:06:45,599 Speaker 1: talking about like how to be good with each other 133 00:06:45,640 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 1: because we've had, like obviously we don't see each other, 134 00:06:48,240 --> 00:06:51,280 Speaker 1: we have like a lot of big time decisions and 135 00:06:51,320 --> 00:06:55,000 Speaker 1: like fertility stuff on our plate. Yeah, so we were like, 136 00:06:55,080 --> 00:06:57,599 Speaker 1: how do we make sure we don't end up like 137 00:06:57,640 --> 00:07:01,240 Speaker 1: in a bad spot? And community patient is one, right, 138 00:07:02,320 --> 00:07:04,359 Speaker 1: We try to be really good about that, although I 139 00:07:04,400 --> 00:07:08,400 Speaker 1: probably could be a little better because I'm never home. Well, 140 00:07:08,440 --> 00:07:10,480 Speaker 1: you guys have a relationship that everyone loves and you're 141 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:13,360 Speaker 1: both very busy. So I think our listeners. I think 142 00:07:13,360 --> 00:07:17,080 Speaker 1: our listeners, and we included as someone who tries to 143 00:07:17,120 --> 00:07:20,239 Speaker 1: have a healthy marriage is always open to the people 144 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:23,600 Speaker 1: who it seemingly appears. And I know you guys get 145 00:07:23,600 --> 00:07:27,480 Speaker 1: it right, how it all works. What works for a guy. 146 00:07:27,880 --> 00:07:31,840 Speaker 1: You just kind of gotta realize when when your partners busy, 147 00:07:31,920 --> 00:07:34,880 Speaker 1: when she needs a minute? When when she needs a minute? 148 00:07:34,920 --> 00:07:37,360 Speaker 1: That's my favorite. What's the what's the dead giveaway that 149 00:07:37,400 --> 00:07:39,680 Speaker 1: Aaron needs a minute? Have Roman? While you're telling that, Yeah, 150 00:07:39,760 --> 00:07:41,680 Speaker 1: what's the dead giveaway? When I need a minute? I'll 151 00:07:41,680 --> 00:07:45,080 Speaker 1: basically tell you Jared's like, I just came to deliver Roman. 152 00:07:45,280 --> 00:07:51,600 Speaker 1: That helps when she tells me. But um, short short answers, 153 00:07:51,640 --> 00:07:55,680 Speaker 1: short texts like, for example, here we go. I got 154 00:07:55,720 --> 00:07:59,680 Speaker 1: home on Friday. Wait, don't leave, okay. I got home 155 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:02,600 Speaker 1: on day and it was a six am flight. I 156 00:08:02,640 --> 00:08:05,800 Speaker 1: was exhausted. Our game ended at one thirty. No, no, 157 00:08:06,000 --> 00:08:08,080 Speaker 1: I got back to my room at one. Car pickup 158 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,160 Speaker 1: is at four thirty. I'm tired. I barely stepped on 159 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,000 Speaker 1: the flight. This lady next to me had a wet 160 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,200 Speaker 1: cap cough. It was upsetting me. The hold what does 161 00:08:14,200 --> 00:08:15,880 Speaker 1: that mean? A wet cough. Just there was a lot 162 00:08:15,920 --> 00:08:18,360 Speaker 1: of like what you were cough? So I was like, 163 00:08:18,360 --> 00:08:21,320 Speaker 1: I'm getting COVID. I'm getting COVID. It's great. So I 164 00:08:21,360 --> 00:08:23,440 Speaker 1: came home. I was tired and like, it's great. We 165 00:08:23,440 --> 00:08:25,600 Speaker 1: haven't seen each other. We're excited. But I hadn't been 166 00:08:25,640 --> 00:08:27,680 Speaker 1: home in like two weeks. There were a ton of 167 00:08:27,720 --> 00:08:29,760 Speaker 1: boxes all over the house. The one thing this guy 168 00:08:29,800 --> 00:08:33,880 Speaker 1: hates in his house is boxes that sit around for 169 00:08:33,960 --> 00:08:37,920 Speaker 1: like longer than five days a week. But he doesn't 170 00:08:37,960 --> 00:08:40,200 Speaker 1: want to open it. I'm with you on that you 171 00:08:40,240 --> 00:08:42,480 Speaker 1: don't want to open it because sometimes you open things 172 00:08:42,520 --> 00:08:45,800 Speaker 1: and you throw them out without understanding that there's receipts 173 00:08:45,800 --> 00:08:48,520 Speaker 1: and things. Excited, I just wanna, I just wanna. I 174 00:08:48,559 --> 00:08:50,120 Speaker 1: know when the garbage day is, so I want to 175 00:08:50,160 --> 00:08:53,520 Speaker 1: like open these damn things, chop them up, get him outside. 176 00:08:53,800 --> 00:08:58,600 Speaker 1: You know, you're very tidy, very so you're not you 177 00:08:58,640 --> 00:09:02,360 Speaker 1: lose things. I respect that stay organized, Jared. So he 178 00:09:02,400 --> 00:09:04,120 Speaker 1: was asking me a thousand questions and I was like, 179 00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: can we go do this really fast? Can we go 180 00:09:06,000 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 1: walk the dog really fast? And then we were walking 181 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:10,880 Speaker 1: downstairs and he's like, Hey, what about some of these boxes? 182 00:09:10,920 --> 00:09:12,320 Speaker 1: And I was like, you're coming at me like a 183 00:09:12,360 --> 00:09:14,840 Speaker 1: tent right now. I need you at a four. I'm tired. 184 00:09:15,280 --> 00:09:17,480 Speaker 1: I can't be doing boxes walking the dog like I 185 00:09:17,520 --> 00:09:19,680 Speaker 1: need you to just stop. And then you require it 186 00:09:19,720 --> 00:09:26,800 Speaker 1: for like ten minutes. You left me alone. Yeah, you 187 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:30,240 Speaker 1: do well. Not to put you on this, but jet, 188 00:09:30,280 --> 00:09:32,199 Speaker 1: but you got you know. I think it's important too. 189 00:09:32,240 --> 00:09:34,120 Speaker 1: I always ask my parents. My parents have been married 190 00:09:34,120 --> 00:09:36,560 Speaker 1: since they were eighteen and they're fifty three. Now. I'm 191 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,439 Speaker 1: not going to do the math, but I think it's 192 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:41,199 Speaker 1: important to ask people that have healthy marriages what the 193 00:09:41,320 --> 00:09:43,920 Speaker 1: keys to success are. And my mom and my dad 194 00:09:44,000 --> 00:09:46,200 Speaker 1: do this. I don't know if you guys do. When 195 00:09:46,280 --> 00:09:48,160 Speaker 1: my mom doesn't like my dad, she calls him a 196 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:51,360 Speaker 1: different name. She calls him Johnny, and he calls her Julie. 197 00:09:51,600 --> 00:09:54,000 Speaker 1: So he's like Johnny. She goes, Johnny, you're being a 198 00:09:54,000 --> 00:09:55,800 Speaker 1: real asshole right now, and he's like, well, Julie, you're 199 00:09:55,840 --> 00:09:58,760 Speaker 1: being a real bitch. Because then it takes the personal 200 00:09:58,840 --> 00:10:01,120 Speaker 1: out of it, and you can like go, okay, all right, 201 00:10:01,200 --> 00:10:02,960 Speaker 1: that's a signal that we need to bring it down 202 00:10:02,960 --> 00:10:05,840 Speaker 1: a few notches and then you're not ever like demeaning 203 00:10:05,840 --> 00:10:08,319 Speaker 1: the individual. You're just demeaning their alter ego, which is 204 00:10:08,360 --> 00:10:13,680 Speaker 1: not being very nice. Sassy sass. I was my relationship, clearly, 205 00:10:13,720 --> 00:10:16,320 Speaker 1: but you know these are from Scott and Cathy. But 206 00:10:16,400 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 1: I would say communication. I mean, I look, there's a 207 00:10:18,880 --> 00:10:20,360 Speaker 1: ton of things I need to work on in this 208 00:10:20,440 --> 00:10:22,760 Speaker 1: relationship and I know, and like a lot of times 209 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:25,520 Speaker 1: I worry because I'm away so much, like crap, are 210 00:10:25,559 --> 00:10:29,000 Speaker 1: you getting out of me what you need in the relationship? 211 00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:32,760 Speaker 1: But like, yeah, I think it's just being really honest 212 00:10:32,880 --> 00:10:35,000 Speaker 1: with like, oh my god, our dog is so cute 213 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:38,240 Speaker 1: right now, Like are you happy? Are you not happy? 214 00:10:38,400 --> 00:10:41,040 Speaker 1: I will tell you we were at a stage before 215 00:10:41,080 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 1: we got married. We were fighting a lot about stupid crap, 216 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,319 Speaker 1: and I think a lot of it my husband just 217 00:10:46,360 --> 00:10:49,080 Speaker 1: made a face, was that I was insecure. I didn't 218 00:10:49,120 --> 00:10:51,199 Speaker 1: know if we were going to get married. I didn't 219 00:10:51,200 --> 00:10:52,960 Speaker 1: know like if he looked at me like that. So 220 00:10:53,000 --> 00:10:55,040 Speaker 1: it was a nagger. I was a freaking nagger and 221 00:10:55,040 --> 00:10:57,599 Speaker 1: I was annoying and that's really hard for somebody I 222 00:10:57,840 --> 00:11:00,720 Speaker 1: can't even imagine. And I remember one thing he said 223 00:11:00,720 --> 00:11:02,640 Speaker 1: to me and I'll never forget it, and it kind 224 00:11:02,640 --> 00:11:05,720 Speaker 1: of changed, like the way I felt about our relationship. 225 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:08,240 Speaker 1: He told me there are days I come home and 226 00:11:08,280 --> 00:11:10,200 Speaker 1: I'm like bummed out when I see your car in 227 00:11:10,240 --> 00:11:11,800 Speaker 1: the driveway because I don't want to come home and 228 00:11:11,840 --> 00:11:16,800 Speaker 1: fight with you. And I was like, wow, that's that. 229 00:11:16,880 --> 00:11:19,240 Speaker 1: This is a Scott Thompson piece of advice. Though Scott 230 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,080 Speaker 1: Thompson has a lot of words of wisdom, and he 231 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:26,520 Speaker 1: always says, say have the divorce before the wedding. So 232 00:11:26,679 --> 00:11:29,160 Speaker 1: if you're able to be honest with each other about 233 00:11:29,200 --> 00:11:31,839 Speaker 1: these are the things that could potentially be damaging to us, 234 00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:35,120 Speaker 1: let's address those before we actually agree to get married 235 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:37,720 Speaker 1: and then there's no life. But how do you do that? Well, 236 00:11:37,840 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: I'm still working on it, you know. I mean, how 237 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:42,240 Speaker 1: do you have the divorce before the wedding? Like so 238 00:11:42,400 --> 00:11:45,280 Speaker 1: you talk about what that like that example like Jared 239 00:11:45,360 --> 00:11:47,040 Speaker 1: being like I don't want to see your car because 240 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,160 Speaker 1: I don't want to get in a fight with you. 241 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:50,959 Speaker 1: So being able to have those open and honest conversations 242 00:11:51,440 --> 00:11:54,839 Speaker 1: and then you're not like you know, you know, as 243 00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:59,640 Speaker 1: somebody who has been married twice, now, I work through relationships, 244 00:11:59,640 --> 00:12:01,760 Speaker 1: but you have to ask certain questions before you get 245 00:12:01,800 --> 00:12:05,040 Speaker 1: into relations into a marriage because unless you want to 246 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:07,400 Speaker 1: have ten divorces on your resume. You know, these are 247 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:10,240 Speaker 1: important questions to have, and I'm clearly no expert, but 248 00:12:10,320 --> 00:12:12,520 Speaker 1: I can appreciate that you guys have a very or 249 00:12:12,559 --> 00:12:15,240 Speaker 1: what I observe is a very open and honest relationship 250 00:12:15,280 --> 00:12:17,560 Speaker 1: about that, not all of which Jared wants to probably 251 00:12:17,559 --> 00:12:19,199 Speaker 1: talk about because he's like, I just came down to 252 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,840 Speaker 1: drop off Ramen. You know, yeah, I'm going to go 253 00:12:21,880 --> 00:12:25,200 Speaker 1: have the rest of it, Jared, I love you go. 254 00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:29,800 Speaker 1: How about the wait to Seattle crack in? What? What 255 00:12:29,880 --> 00:12:32,920 Speaker 1: about the crack and I having to crack? They're elevated? 256 00:12:33,080 --> 00:12:36,920 Speaker 1: Last question, you don't know, totally up in the air, 257 00:12:36,960 --> 00:12:39,600 Speaker 1: and much like Vegas was that year, so it's obviously 258 00:12:39,679 --> 00:12:41,800 Speaker 1: gonna be tough to compete with what they did. But 259 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:45,960 Speaker 1: two games in Christa, how is your home crowd? Did 260 00:12:46,000 --> 00:12:50,240 Speaker 1: you know they haven't had their home at You're on 261 00:12:50,320 --> 00:12:55,160 Speaker 1: the road by Jared? Thank you from poor guy. He's 262 00:12:55,160 --> 00:13:07,040 Speaker 1: like he knew what he was walking into. Yeah, I'm 263 00:13:07,080 --> 00:13:08,880 Speaker 1: really I'm gonna real, as you know, I'm a real 264 00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:13,240 Speaker 1: exploratory stage and just asking questions. That's okay in all 265 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:17,040 Speaker 1: areas of my life, Relationships, work, Uh, you know how 266 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:19,440 Speaker 1: we were talking about last week where you were giving 267 00:13:19,559 --> 00:13:23,000 Speaker 1: a shout out to Tom Rinaldi for being sort of 268 00:13:23,040 --> 00:13:25,880 Speaker 1: out of the box thinking when Daniel Jones went down 269 00:13:25,960 --> 00:13:28,960 Speaker 1: and then his report wasn't about the injury, but it 270 00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:30,800 Speaker 1: was about Mike Glenn in the backup coming in. And 271 00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:33,960 Speaker 1: so I think it's always important to be a student, right, 272 00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:36,160 Speaker 1: no matter what you're doing, whether it's your professional or 273 00:13:36,320 --> 00:13:39,240 Speaker 1: relationship or things like that. So look, I didn't mean 274 00:13:39,240 --> 00:13:42,600 Speaker 1: to make this relationship conversation, but it seems fitting anyways. 275 00:13:42,840 --> 00:13:46,480 Speaker 1: So you, my darling, we're home this weekend. I got 276 00:13:46,480 --> 00:13:48,200 Speaker 1: to spend time with you, which is a rare occasion 277 00:13:48,240 --> 00:13:50,480 Speaker 1: on your couch. On Saturday, we did nothing but study 278 00:13:50,559 --> 00:13:53,360 Speaker 1: for I studied for games, and you were studying for 279 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:58,000 Speaker 1: your Thursday night matchup. So you're headed to Cleveland when Wednesday. 280 00:13:58,040 --> 00:14:00,480 Speaker 1: Because I'm not going to do a feature this week, goodness. 281 00:14:00,520 --> 00:14:02,760 Speaker 1: And every couple of minutes I sit there and look 282 00:14:02,800 --> 00:14:05,319 Speaker 1: at the weather update because it's supposed to be about 283 00:14:05,320 --> 00:14:08,040 Speaker 1: like fifty chance of rain and chili. But I'm hoping 284 00:14:08,080 --> 00:14:10,160 Speaker 1: it slides down because that's really going to alter what 285 00:14:10,240 --> 00:14:14,839 Speaker 1: I wear. You know, now, the highest sixties six, so 286 00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:18,160 Speaker 1: it's raised a little bit and fifty four is the low. Guys, 287 00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:20,480 Speaker 1: this is how crazy I am. I will do this 288 00:14:20,600 --> 00:14:24,480 Speaker 1: probably about twenty more times today. For anyone that doesn't 289 00:14:24,480 --> 00:14:27,720 Speaker 1: know Aaron's backup profession, I mean the first one worked 290 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,080 Speaker 1: out really well for you. But her backup profession was 291 00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:33,640 Speaker 1: to be a weather gal loves or the what what 292 00:14:33,760 --> 00:14:35,320 Speaker 1: you want to be on the weather channel or something 293 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,080 Speaker 1: I did. But here's the thing. When you have to 294 00:14:37,120 --> 00:14:40,560 Speaker 1: stand outside for four hours, it's nice to just be 295 00:14:40,920 --> 00:14:45,400 Speaker 1: really really prepared I have. I was watching that Dallas 296 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:48,280 Speaker 1: New England game, which was unbelievable last nay I did 297 00:14:48,320 --> 00:14:52,560 Speaker 1: that game. It was the coldest, nastiest whether I had 298 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:55,160 Speaker 1: I think I've ever been in when was the couple 299 00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:57,760 Speaker 1: of years ago. It was horrible because Tom was still 300 00:14:57,760 --> 00:15:00,320 Speaker 1: there and it just poured and it was free easing 301 00:15:00,400 --> 00:15:02,880 Speaker 1: and you couldn't get dry and it was just nasty 302 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:05,640 Speaker 1: and the game sucked, so that didn't even help with 303 00:15:05,680 --> 00:15:07,600 Speaker 1: the whole thing. So it was amazing the weather they 304 00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:12,280 Speaker 1: got last night. Uh like prepared, well, you have to 305 00:15:12,280 --> 00:15:15,360 Speaker 1: be because you're standing out there forever. Speaking of that 306 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:18,120 Speaker 1: Dallas game, I was taking notes because when I ever 307 00:15:18,120 --> 00:15:20,800 Speaker 1: watched our good friend Peter Schrieger on Good Morning Football. 308 00:15:21,040 --> 00:15:24,200 Speaker 1: They was great nuggets from Peter throughout the um, and 309 00:15:24,240 --> 00:15:26,840 Speaker 1: so I was actually taking notes on some of the 310 00:15:26,840 --> 00:15:31,800 Speaker 1: things they were saying. First win for the Cowboys at 311 00:15:31,840 --> 00:15:36,800 Speaker 1: Foxborough since nineteen seven. Wow, I didn't know that eight seven. 312 00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,440 Speaker 1: I was born eighty two. That so that's a hundred 313 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:42,040 Speaker 1: years ago, right. And then Dak Prescott's playing out of 314 00:15:42,080 --> 00:15:45,280 Speaker 1: his mind four hundred forty five yards against the Bill 315 00:15:45,320 --> 00:15:49,120 Speaker 1: Belichick you know team. Which was that total yards of 316 00:15:49,120 --> 00:15:54,160 Speaker 1: offense or he passed for that? Yeah? Uhive was the 317 00:15:54,200 --> 00:15:57,960 Speaker 1: most total? It was total yards. I think that would 318 00:15:58,000 --> 00:15:59,880 Speaker 1: make sense. It was the stat was it was the 319 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:04,800 Speaker 1: thot yards ever put up by a quarterback against Bill Belichick. Wow. Um, 320 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:07,080 Speaker 1: do you want to talk about Aaron Rodgers? I had 321 00:16:07,080 --> 00:16:09,240 Speaker 1: to do. I was doing that highlight and so in 322 00:16:09,320 --> 00:16:12,320 Speaker 1: real time and they were like, what was his passing yards? 323 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:14,760 Speaker 1: Ryan saying that's how many passing yards he had? About 324 00:16:14,760 --> 00:16:16,920 Speaker 1: was passing yards? Okay, Well that makes sense because he's 325 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:20,680 Speaker 1: had for many total yards of offense? Ryan? Did they 326 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,280 Speaker 1: have in that game? What did the run game do? 327 00:16:22,320 --> 00:16:24,040 Speaker 1: Because I felt like every time I looked at Zeke 328 00:16:24,120 --> 00:16:26,480 Speaker 1: was running. That makes sense because the stat there was 329 00:16:26,520 --> 00:16:28,520 Speaker 1: another set. You know, I love stats, especially when I 330 00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:32,480 Speaker 1: get him right. He's had seven four hundred plus yard 331 00:16:32,520 --> 00:16:36,120 Speaker 1: passing games in his career. I can't do stats. That's 332 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,800 Speaker 1: too much for me because when I tried to get 333 00:16:37,840 --> 00:16:40,760 Speaker 1: it out, they had five hundred sixty seven total yards 334 00:16:40,760 --> 00:16:43,040 Speaker 1: of offense. Wow. Great you in the chat. For anyone 335 00:16:43,040 --> 00:16:44,360 Speaker 1: that doesn't know, we have a chat over here. In 336 00:16:44,360 --> 00:16:46,520 Speaker 1: the chat, I'm always the jerk who doesn't have it on. 337 00:16:46,800 --> 00:16:52,720 Speaker 1: I did Dallas, New York and obviously, Um, that was 338 00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 1: an unbelievable game too. For the Cowboys. They just have 339 00:16:55,440 --> 00:16:58,080 Speaker 1: so many freaking weapons right now. It's unbelievable. You can 340 00:16:58,120 --> 00:17:02,280 Speaker 1: throw give the ball to anybody. You really You when 341 00:17:02,280 --> 00:17:03,640 Speaker 1: was the last time he did a podcast? Well, I 342 00:17:03,640 --> 00:17:06,359 Speaker 1: guess last week and you were in Philly when you 343 00:17:06,400 --> 00:17:09,879 Speaker 1: were finishing up your tour. So, um, what was I 344 00:17:09,880 --> 00:17:11,879 Speaker 1: going to ask you about that? Oh? What don't I mean? 345 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,760 Speaker 1: I can't believe it's only been week six. A lot 346 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:15,960 Speaker 1: has happened. How about the Raiders responding with all the 347 00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:19,280 Speaker 1: adversity and everything surrounding John Gruden, they went out had 348 00:17:19,280 --> 00:17:22,520 Speaker 1: a great game, beating on the Broncos, which was nice 349 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: to see for that organization in terms of, you know, 350 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:29,359 Speaker 1: putting distractions aside Aaron Rodgers. That's me, I mean, and 351 00:17:29,880 --> 00:17:33,400 Speaker 1: I still own you. I still own you. And then 352 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:35,160 Speaker 1: he was asked in the press conference what he said, 353 00:17:35,200 --> 00:17:36,639 Speaker 1: and he was like, I just saw a woman in 354 00:17:36,720 --> 00:17:39,680 Speaker 1: the crowd giving a double bird, and so I don't 355 00:17:39,720 --> 00:17:41,639 Speaker 1: really remember what I said. I'm like, you know what 356 00:17:41,720 --> 00:17:43,719 Speaker 1: you said. I still he said he didn't know what 357 00:17:43,760 --> 00:17:46,800 Speaker 1: he said. He didn't forget anything. That guy, right, I 358 00:17:46,840 --> 00:17:48,720 Speaker 1: think it was a little wink wink, like I don't 359 00:17:48,720 --> 00:17:51,120 Speaker 1: remember what I said. Well, we all saw what you said, 360 00:17:51,200 --> 00:17:52,960 Speaker 1: and I still own you. And he's right because his 361 00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:55,639 Speaker 1: record against the Bears is twenty and five, so he 362 00:17:55,760 --> 00:17:57,480 Speaker 1: does said he blacked out in a bit for a 363 00:17:57,520 --> 00:18:00,200 Speaker 1: good way. Thanks Ryan for all of this. Yeah fight, 364 00:18:00,960 --> 00:18:05,520 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, there has been eleven. We'll just keep 365 00:18:05,560 --> 00:18:09,520 Speaker 1: the stats going. Stat line um. Eleven overtime games so 366 00:18:09,600 --> 00:18:14,040 Speaker 1: far this year. Eleven overtime over I mean, every every 367 00:18:14,040 --> 00:18:15,760 Speaker 1: time I turn around, I'm doing a freaking highlight and 368 00:18:15,760 --> 00:18:18,600 Speaker 1: it's going to ot. Thank god. I just chanxed myself. 369 00:18:18,640 --> 00:18:20,560 Speaker 1: I haven't had one because you miss a flight. I 370 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:23,399 Speaker 1: hate that overtime games. Here's a story for you about 371 00:18:23,440 --> 00:18:26,160 Speaker 1: games going into overtime flags. So a lot of times 372 00:18:26,160 --> 00:18:28,800 Speaker 1: these officials are on my flight, and if I'm trying 373 00:18:28,800 --> 00:18:31,359 Speaker 1: to make a flight like the last flight out just 374 00:18:31,480 --> 00:18:34,080 Speaker 1: to get home, it's really really hard. If there's a 375 00:18:34,080 --> 00:18:36,200 Speaker 1: lot of flags, are you going to overtime? So I'm 376 00:18:36,320 --> 00:18:38,680 Speaker 1: right there with the officials. I am not gonna lie. 377 00:18:38,800 --> 00:18:41,879 Speaker 1: There are many times I say to these officials, enough 378 00:18:41,920 --> 00:18:43,920 Speaker 1: with the flags. I'm trying to make a four or 379 00:18:43,960 --> 00:18:48,439 Speaker 1: forty five flight. Man, it's like o'clock running, keep it running. 380 00:18:48,520 --> 00:18:51,200 Speaker 1: Run the ball, Come on, Aaron Jones, run the ball. 381 00:18:52,760 --> 00:18:56,080 Speaker 1: They're amazing. There was a time we did a Thanksgiving 382 00:18:56,080 --> 00:18:59,159 Speaker 1: game in Detroit and we were on the last flight 383 00:18:59,280 --> 00:19:03,840 Speaker 1: out and we just had so many freaking flags, and 384 00:19:03,880 --> 00:19:05,800 Speaker 1: finally we were able to make it. Like they were 385 00:19:05,880 --> 00:19:07,960 Speaker 1: boarding as we got through T S A, and I 386 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,879 Speaker 1: remember like five of us were on the flight and 387 00:19:09,920 --> 00:19:11,480 Speaker 1: I got through T. S A first, and it was 388 00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:14,959 Speaker 1: like a scene from Titanic. They were like, go just 389 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,800 Speaker 1: go run, like hold the plane for us, and I 390 00:19:18,880 --> 00:19:21,600 Speaker 1: held the plane and I was like, my crew members 391 00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:25,440 Speaker 1: are coming, don't shut the door. They threw the flag. 392 00:19:25,600 --> 00:19:28,920 Speaker 1: Never let go. Our crew makes it. They do final 393 00:19:29,040 --> 00:19:32,199 Speaker 1: call for two of the officials calling the game, and 394 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,119 Speaker 1: I was like, fuck them, closed the door, closing the door. 395 00:19:36,600 --> 00:19:39,640 Speaker 1: They're the reason that we're here. So then we drank 396 00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:42,560 Speaker 1: the whole way home. Shocker, Happy Thanksgiving to the a 397 00:19:42,680 --> 00:19:46,840 Speaker 1: crew we drank, and I'm just like taunting and harassing 398 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:51,040 Speaker 1: and offsides and holding the official the whole flight. I'm like, WHOA, 399 00:19:51,119 --> 00:19:52,960 Speaker 1: we could have been on a lot quicker if you 400 00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:59,120 Speaker 1: run so many flags. Happy Thanksgiving Row three B true story. 401 00:19:59,280 --> 00:20:02,400 Speaker 1: This reminds me a couple of different things. That I 402 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:06,040 Speaker 1: was on a flight from Houston. I don't remember why 403 00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:08,880 Speaker 1: I was there. I can't remember yesterday. I really, as 404 00:20:08,880 --> 00:20:10,639 Speaker 1: we know, my memory is not that great. Maybe that's 405 00:20:10,640 --> 00:20:12,439 Speaker 1: why I try to remember stats. Do I keep my 406 00:20:12,480 --> 00:20:16,800 Speaker 1: brain anyway? Do that? Well? I clearly can't even remember 407 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:18,919 Speaker 1: my name, but I do remember this. I was on 408 00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:21,960 Speaker 1: a flight. It must have been oh oh oh, I 409 00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:24,320 Speaker 1: do remember now. I was coming from New Orleans and 410 00:20:24,359 --> 00:20:26,600 Speaker 1: it was where the NBA All Star Game was. I 411 00:20:26,640 --> 00:20:28,600 Speaker 1: was in New Orleans for something else, not for that. 412 00:20:29,040 --> 00:20:32,199 Speaker 1: Get on a flight and we're sitting there and we're waiting, 413 00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:34,280 Speaker 1: and we're waiting and they're not making any announcements. It's 414 00:20:34,280 --> 00:20:36,560 Speaker 1: not the mechanical update. We're not waiting for the crew. 415 00:20:36,680 --> 00:20:39,199 Speaker 1: There's just nothing to be had in terms of an update. 416 00:20:39,440 --> 00:20:43,520 Speaker 1: All of a sudden, out of nowhere, about fifteen people, 417 00:20:44,160 --> 00:20:49,440 Speaker 1: bags flying basketballs, flying like diamond necklaces. I'm being blinded. 418 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:54,400 Speaker 1: Master P and his entire family are now boarding this 419 00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:58,160 Speaker 1: commercial airline and there's it's just chaos, and we don't 420 00:20:58,160 --> 00:21:00,840 Speaker 1: know where we're sitting. And then the whole thing turns 421 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:03,000 Speaker 1: out that they couldn't get out on their flight on 422 00:21:03,040 --> 00:21:06,560 Speaker 1: their private jet, so they had this is some bolish status, 423 00:21:06,640 --> 00:21:09,320 Speaker 1: master P. We've all seen cribs. You know. They held 424 00:21:09,359 --> 00:21:12,040 Speaker 1: the commercial flight for him and his entire family to 425 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:14,480 Speaker 1: get on, but they just took whatever seats were available. 426 00:21:14,640 --> 00:21:17,119 Speaker 1: So master P was in the back of the plane 427 00:21:17,119 --> 00:21:19,320 Speaker 1: by the bathroom. You know, stars are just like us. 428 00:21:19,359 --> 00:21:21,600 Speaker 1: I was like, it's like us quite the time. But 429 00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:24,600 Speaker 1: that's some real control to have the plane. Who held 430 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:29,600 Speaker 1: for you, master P? Who knew? I will tell you 431 00:21:29,840 --> 00:21:32,840 Speaker 1: last night we were imitating you because we were watching 432 00:21:32,880 --> 00:21:35,920 Speaker 1: ted Lasso. We only have warmer episode to go. I 433 00:21:36,000 --> 00:21:39,119 Speaker 1: won't tell anybody what's happening if you aren't caught up 434 00:21:39,160 --> 00:21:42,720 Speaker 1: because people get sensitive. But one thing, obviously I've gotten 435 00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,199 Speaker 1: it from you that you know Um they say that 436 00:21:45,240 --> 00:21:48,280 Speaker 1: a lot in ted Lasso, because you know what I mean, 437 00:21:48,480 --> 00:21:51,119 Speaker 1: you know what I mean. I have to pay attention 438 00:21:51,119 --> 00:21:53,639 Speaker 1: to that. I never picked up on that. Oh. Also, 439 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,280 Speaker 1: getting back to the conversation about sitting on flights, when 440 00:21:56,320 --> 00:21:58,480 Speaker 1: you were saying, uh, the officials were on your plane, 441 00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:03,440 Speaker 1: who is most famous person that you've ever either sat 442 00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:06,440 Speaker 1: next to or that you know has been on the plane. 443 00:22:06,520 --> 00:22:09,760 Speaker 1: Because Peter Schreeger and our friend and colleague, he does 444 00:22:10,000 --> 00:22:11,399 Speaker 1: my show in the morning and then as you know, 445 00:22:11,520 --> 00:22:13,639 Speaker 1: he jumps right on a flight and flies back to 446 00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,600 Speaker 1: New York so he could do Good Morning Football on 447 00:22:15,640 --> 00:22:19,000 Speaker 1: Monday morning. And he's always giving me updates or somebody 448 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:22,040 Speaker 1: he had well, like he'll say, like, um, we could 449 00:22:22,040 --> 00:22:24,479 Speaker 1: go back through our text, Chaine, but it'll be like 450 00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:27,280 Speaker 1: some obscure person that you and I maybe wouldn't know. 451 00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:30,760 Speaker 1: But he's like, oh oh he said, um Leah REMANI 452 00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:32,760 Speaker 1: or whatever was like the last person that he said 453 00:22:32,760 --> 00:22:36,240 Speaker 1: he was sitting next to. He He's like okay, Um, 454 00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:39,879 Speaker 1: So it got me thinking who have you sat next 455 00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:42,520 Speaker 1: to or been on your flight that you're like, oh, ship, 456 00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:46,040 Speaker 1: I have to so you think about yours. I don't 457 00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:49,800 Speaker 1: have any one major. What okay, I'll go number one. 458 00:22:50,040 --> 00:22:52,919 Speaker 1: And you have filled in many a times. When Michael 459 00:22:53,160 --> 00:22:56,399 Speaker 1: was doing Michael and Kelly, I was always so jealous. 460 00:22:56,400 --> 00:22:58,199 Speaker 1: I was like, that was my dream to be on 461 00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:01,440 Speaker 1: that show. So you were probably busy, which is why 462 00:23:01,480 --> 00:23:03,800 Speaker 1: I got the call up to host the show with 463 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,199 Speaker 1: him one time. So I fly fly from l A 464 00:23:06,280 --> 00:23:12,199 Speaker 1: to New York. Bella haddu not Bella, No Bella, the 465 00:23:12,200 --> 00:23:14,960 Speaker 1: brown hair one. She was sitting next to me. Oh 466 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:18,199 Speaker 1: my gosh, who the I Okay, here we go blending 467 00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,320 Speaker 1: the eyes shadow um. She was sitting next to me, 468 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:25,359 Speaker 1: and she was facetiming with the weekend Able. She kept 469 00:23:25,400 --> 00:23:27,760 Speaker 1: calling him and he was in her phone as Able, 470 00:23:28,119 --> 00:23:30,080 Speaker 1: and so they were facetiming, and I was pretending to 471 00:23:30,200 --> 00:23:33,000 Speaker 1: not know what was happening. But of course she was 472 00:23:33,280 --> 00:23:35,800 Speaker 1: right next to me, and I kept like peering over, 473 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:38,440 Speaker 1: like a real creep of creeps, and she was being 474 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:41,600 Speaker 1: so sweet and so nice. So now service comes around. 475 00:23:41,840 --> 00:23:43,760 Speaker 1: I'm ordering red wine and they're like, what would you 476 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,560 Speaker 1: like for dinner, and she they asked her first, and 477 00:23:46,560 --> 00:23:48,000 Speaker 1: she's like, oh, I'll take the pasta, and I was like, 478 00:23:48,000 --> 00:23:49,600 Speaker 1: I'll have the pasta too, because I was like, if 479 00:23:49,640 --> 00:23:51,520 Speaker 1: models eat pasta, then I'm gonna eat the pasta and 480 00:23:51,520 --> 00:23:53,080 Speaker 1: we're gonna have the same meal. And then we started 481 00:23:53,080 --> 00:23:55,399 Speaker 1: talking and I was like, oh, we're fast friends. We weren't, 482 00:23:55,440 --> 00:23:57,240 Speaker 1: but for a moment in time I thought it was. 483 00:23:57,280 --> 00:23:59,280 Speaker 1: And she was so pretty I couldn't even take it. 484 00:23:59,720 --> 00:24:03,080 Speaker 1: The other person I sat next to you'll love this. 485 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:06,680 Speaker 1: Covering college football back in the day. Rich Rodriguez was 486 00:24:06,680 --> 00:24:09,160 Speaker 1: the coach at Michigan at the time, as we did 487 00:24:09,320 --> 00:24:13,080 Speaker 1: have all the college preview magazines out. I'm reading, i'm studying, 488 00:24:13,119 --> 00:24:15,800 Speaker 1: I'm doing the whole thing. Guys sitting next to me goes, 489 00:24:16,000 --> 00:24:17,560 Speaker 1: how do you think Michigan will do this year? And 490 00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,040 Speaker 1: I was like, well, Rich Rodriguez, Da da, da da, 491 00:24:20,040 --> 00:24:23,920 Speaker 1: I'm bringing the whole thing down. Twenty minutes into this conversation, 492 00:24:24,840 --> 00:24:26,800 Speaker 1: I said, oh, I'm Carissa. By the way, I didn't 493 00:24:26,840 --> 00:24:29,720 Speaker 1: catch your first name, and he goes, I'm Tom Brady 494 00:24:30,040 --> 00:24:35,000 Speaker 1: pause pause, senior cute. And then I was like, no, 495 00:24:35,080 --> 00:24:37,000 Speaker 1: wonder you asked about Michigan, and then I was like, 496 00:24:37,119 --> 00:24:38,800 Speaker 1: you are just a teddy bear and I want to 497 00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:40,840 Speaker 1: give you a big old hug. But yeah, those are 498 00:24:40,880 --> 00:24:45,000 Speaker 1: my too, Tom Brady Senior and bellahadd you don't have 499 00:24:45,080 --> 00:24:48,280 Speaker 1: more because you are on a plane on the daily. 500 00:24:49,040 --> 00:24:52,120 Speaker 1: I don't. But that leads me to another discussion that 501 00:24:52,160 --> 00:24:54,520 Speaker 1: we should really get into. Why I have so much 502 00:24:54,560 --> 00:25:00,120 Speaker 1: foundation on no plan etiquette and how rude and disgusting 503 00:25:00,280 --> 00:25:04,080 Speaker 1: and crazy people are on planes grows. You know. I 504 00:25:04,119 --> 00:25:07,840 Speaker 1: tried to write a pilot pun intended for my travels, 505 00:25:08,160 --> 00:25:11,199 Speaker 1: and then I gave it to Larry Too, because I'm like, 506 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:13,119 Speaker 1: if anyone knows how to be a comedy writer, I'm 507 00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:14,960 Speaker 1: like Larry, So I've been working on this sketch and this, 508 00:25:15,040 --> 00:25:17,040 Speaker 1: and then he goes, this is gonna be terrible, and 509 00:25:17,080 --> 00:25:19,399 Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm really trying here. He's like, you have 510 00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:22,040 Speaker 1: no main character. That's why this show is not gonna work. Like, 511 00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,840 Speaker 1: is your main character the pilot? Is it the flight attendant? 512 00:25:25,080 --> 00:25:27,240 Speaker 1: Is it the woman at the check in death? Is it? 513 00:25:27,320 --> 00:25:31,160 Speaker 1: The t s a person? So anyways, if anyone out there, 514 00:25:31,160 --> 00:25:33,880 Speaker 1: because I figured the Office was a massive success, why 515 00:25:33,880 --> 00:25:37,320 Speaker 1: can't the airport be a success, because how much comedy 516 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:40,280 Speaker 1: to your story that you've told on this podcast before 517 00:25:40,520 --> 00:25:42,960 Speaker 1: with the woman looking the ice cream and smelling her armpit. 518 00:25:43,280 --> 00:25:55,280 Speaker 1: There is just nastiness everywhere, and you know what I mean, 519 00:25:55,359 --> 00:25:57,600 Speaker 1: I might as well have this thing sponsored by any 520 00:25:57,640 --> 00:26:01,200 Speaker 1: airline or a union if you love out. All they 521 00:26:01,280 --> 00:26:03,920 Speaker 1: want is people to be nice to them. Flight attendant. 522 00:26:04,040 --> 00:26:07,800 Speaker 1: They're not your waitress, they're not your concierge, they're not 523 00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:12,280 Speaker 1: your turn down service. People treat them like such ship. 524 00:26:12,640 --> 00:26:15,480 Speaker 1: It pisces me off. When gossip magazines used to be 525 00:26:15,520 --> 00:26:18,359 Speaker 1: the thing, we were all like grabbing an US weeklier people, 526 00:26:18,440 --> 00:26:20,960 Speaker 1: I'd always give them to the flight attendant. After I left, 527 00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:24,040 Speaker 1: I learned that they loved that, like just say thank you, 528 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:28,119 Speaker 1: say yes please. I just these poor people, like people 529 00:26:28,160 --> 00:26:32,440 Speaker 1: just treat them like absolute garbage. And then people are 530 00:26:32,480 --> 00:26:36,159 Speaker 1: just nasty, their feet up on the thing, the wrestling 531 00:26:36,240 --> 00:26:39,080 Speaker 1: for the armrest, the I don't know. I love the 532 00:26:39,119 --> 00:26:41,280 Speaker 1: whole people that like still get annoyed with me for 533 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:44,360 Speaker 1: using my little white beef for everything around, like we're 534 00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:48,159 Speaker 1: worried about that virus and I got no as somebody 535 00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 1: who met has me think of the girl with the 536 00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:53,320 Speaker 1: wet cough on the plane, Like you have a wet cough, 537 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:55,359 Speaker 1: don't get on the plane. I don't want to hear 538 00:26:55,400 --> 00:26:59,080 Speaker 1: your wet cough. The only person this was acceptable to 539 00:26:59,119 --> 00:27:02,760 Speaker 1: do to do this was bellahadid with able because I 540 00:27:02,800 --> 00:27:06,639 Speaker 1: was interested. We don't want to hear your conversation and 541 00:27:06,680 --> 00:27:09,560 Speaker 1: your FaceTime before we take What did the kids have 542 00:27:09,720 --> 00:27:12,760 Speaker 1: for dinner? Have you given him the macaroni? She's got 543 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:16,919 Speaker 1: jazz class today. Don't forget jazz class. And then you 544 00:27:16,960 --> 00:27:19,440 Speaker 1: got to pick up up at six forty, put your 545 00:27:19,440 --> 00:27:22,159 Speaker 1: fucking headphones in and have your conversation. I don't need 546 00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: to hear about jazz class. Also another favorite of mine 547 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:29,000 Speaker 1: this clicking, clicking, clicking. I know someone that has the 548 00:27:29,040 --> 00:27:32,359 Speaker 1: clicking on their phone turning it off. Why do you 549 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:34,040 Speaker 1: want to hear that. I don't want to hear it. 550 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:37,720 Speaker 1: I don't want to hear your clicking. It's just there's 551 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:40,840 Speaker 1: no etiquette anymore. And my favorite are like the gals 552 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:42,959 Speaker 1: who haven't been on a trip in a while together, 553 00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:46,359 Speaker 1: which is fine, you're excited. I look, I get excited 554 00:27:46,400 --> 00:27:48,720 Speaker 1: to to go on trips, but there are other people 555 00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,120 Speaker 1: on the plane. We don't need to have which we've 556 00:27:51,119 --> 00:27:53,680 Speaker 1: had now three of mimosas at the bar. Now we're 557 00:27:53,680 --> 00:27:55,760 Speaker 1: moving into the flight or on the south the Southwest 558 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,520 Speaker 1: flight's really get me. Those are the ones because I 559 00:27:57,560 --> 00:27:59,360 Speaker 1: have to go to Vegas once a month from oh yeah, 560 00:27:59,640 --> 00:28:04,040 Speaker 1: Jira like lly, and we're yelling like and look, I've 561 00:28:04,080 --> 00:28:06,280 Speaker 1: probably done this at some point, but this is what 562 00:28:06,359 --> 00:28:09,960 Speaker 1: I know. I'm getting older. I'm like, bring it down, 563 00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:15,000 Speaker 1: indoor voices, just bring it all down. There's another one 564 00:28:15,119 --> 00:28:17,399 Speaker 1: when you have to get out. I'm really good on flights. 565 00:28:17,440 --> 00:28:19,560 Speaker 1: If I don't have to pee the whole football game. 566 00:28:19,760 --> 00:28:22,000 Speaker 1: You know, I can make it cross country without peeing. 567 00:28:22,280 --> 00:28:24,400 Speaker 1: But the one time I need to, and I ask 568 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:25,840 Speaker 1: you and I'm like, sorry, do you mind if I 569 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,200 Speaker 1: go to the restroom and you just sit up straight 570 00:28:28,240 --> 00:28:31,360 Speaker 1: so I can walk like graze my ass on your knees, 571 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:34,359 Speaker 1: like get your fast up and let me out. I 572 00:28:34,359 --> 00:28:36,560 Speaker 1: don't need to climb over you, because you know what, 573 00:28:36,640 --> 00:28:38,600 Speaker 1: I am going to climb over you When you got 574 00:28:38,600 --> 00:28:41,200 Speaker 1: your mouth open to the side and you're trying to nap, 575 00:28:41,200 --> 00:28:43,600 Speaker 1: then I'm gonna climb over you and really wake you up. 576 00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:47,760 Speaker 1: You're good. I just wrote crawl over I can't here. 577 00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:51,440 Speaker 1: This is the whole thing. Is it acceptable? Is it 578 00:28:51,520 --> 00:28:55,480 Speaker 1: acceptable to do the crawl over move? Because wonder if 579 00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:57,680 Speaker 1: that person doesn't want you all up in their business. 580 00:28:57,720 --> 00:28:58,960 Speaker 1: But I don't want to wake them up. So now 581 00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:01,080 Speaker 1: I'm gonna conundrum. I don't want to wake you up. 582 00:29:01,240 --> 00:29:03,560 Speaker 1: But now if you wake up and I'm mid hurdle, 583 00:29:04,040 --> 00:29:07,320 Speaker 1: are you thinking this is inappropriate? This girl is straddling 584 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,200 Speaker 1: me trying to get to the bathroom. You chose the aisle. 585 00:29:10,440 --> 00:29:12,960 Speaker 1: You chose the aisle. That's not my problem. You chose 586 00:29:13,040 --> 00:29:15,480 Speaker 1: the aisle knowing the person in the window seat has 587 00:29:15,520 --> 00:29:17,400 Speaker 1: to go to the bathroom. It's a window seat. It's 588 00:29:17,440 --> 00:29:21,360 Speaker 1: not labeled prisoner, you know, so like you changed the aisle. 589 00:29:21,720 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, that's such a great point. But what 590 00:29:23,440 --> 00:29:25,880 Speaker 1: pisces me off is it I don't right away because 591 00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:27,640 Speaker 1: I don't want to board right away and sit and 592 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,720 Speaker 1: listen to all the bids. Also, half the time I'm 593 00:29:29,720 --> 00:29:31,360 Speaker 1: hoping to God to make my flight from a game. 594 00:29:31,600 --> 00:29:33,600 Speaker 1: So when I do board, I put my stuff all up. 595 00:29:33,600 --> 00:29:35,760 Speaker 1: It's a scene throw my ship over and then I'm 596 00:29:35,840 --> 00:29:37,760 Speaker 1: excuse me, And then the person sits up straight so 597 00:29:37,800 --> 00:29:40,120 Speaker 1: I can crawl over them. I'm like, I always say something. 598 00:29:40,200 --> 00:29:43,360 Speaker 1: I'm always like, really, okay, that good? Oh yeah, I 599 00:29:43,360 --> 00:29:45,680 Speaker 1: always do. So I don't like to board early either 600 00:29:45,760 --> 00:29:48,280 Speaker 1: because I don't need to sit there for longer than 601 00:29:48,360 --> 00:29:51,760 Speaker 1: I have to. But I'm starting to board earlier because 602 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,440 Speaker 1: this overhead can overhead and now you got the coats 603 00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,520 Speaker 1: coming out for the fall okay, and I don't need 604 00:29:57,840 --> 00:30:01,800 Speaker 1: the laptop bag down and now occupying what can be 605 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:06,080 Speaker 1: all overhead bag. Sit it up straight, this massive bag 606 00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:09,160 Speaker 1: the carry on underneath my seat, So now I don't 607 00:30:09,160 --> 00:30:11,480 Speaker 1: have good blood circulation because that's my fault for having 608 00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:13,480 Speaker 1: a too big a bag. I have to put it 609 00:30:13,560 --> 00:30:15,360 Speaker 1: underneath my seat in front. So why is the laptop 610 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:19,479 Speaker 1: get its own compartment and I get a real chaps 611 00:30:19,560 --> 00:30:23,160 Speaker 1: my hide? When work or whoever has been kind enough 612 00:30:23,200 --> 00:30:26,040 Speaker 1: to purchase a first class seat for myself, I have 613 00:30:26,120 --> 00:30:28,560 Speaker 1: the right to the first class overhead bins if I 614 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:31,160 Speaker 1: see you and you have a seat in thirty two C, 615 00:30:31,360 --> 00:30:33,640 Speaker 1: which I've had a lot of those. I'm not throwing 616 00:30:33,680 --> 00:30:35,680 Speaker 1: my bag in the overhead and first class and then 617 00:30:35,760 --> 00:30:38,520 Speaker 1: keeping keep walking. So when I get on, I'm like, wait, 618 00:30:38,640 --> 00:30:41,440 Speaker 1: whose bag is this? They're like, oh, she's way down there, 619 00:30:41,640 --> 00:30:44,240 Speaker 1: Well then she could take her bag way down there. Yeah, 620 00:30:44,560 --> 00:30:47,440 Speaker 1: not right, no, no, no, no, no no. I Also, 621 00:30:47,840 --> 00:30:50,520 Speaker 1: if you are stuck in an aisle seat and you 622 00:30:50,560 --> 00:30:53,160 Speaker 1: are sitting there while everybody else is boarding, and this guy, 623 00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:55,440 Speaker 1: I don't give a crap if you're sitting back and coach, 624 00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:57,640 Speaker 1: if you're sitting up. What I don't get is when 625 00:30:57,640 --> 00:31:01,120 Speaker 1: you're sitting in the aisle, why that allows anyone to 626 00:31:01,200 --> 00:31:04,600 Speaker 1: walk through and hit you and their bag or their 627 00:31:04,680 --> 00:31:09,120 Speaker 1: ass in your face, elbow. It's just people are animals, 628 00:31:09,200 --> 00:31:13,520 Speaker 1: animals on the plane. It's unbelievable. Right, it's on our 629 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,200 Speaker 1: next podcast. You know, you know what animals? All of 630 00:31:16,240 --> 00:31:18,800 Speaker 1: you guys that follow us on Instagram, thank you. But 631 00:31:18,920 --> 00:31:24,880 Speaker 1: also right down your most terrible traumatic plane situation or 632 00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,200 Speaker 1: something that's an annoying or pet peeve, because this could 633 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:29,440 Speaker 1: be I had run in Dallas. I'll tell you it 634 00:31:29,480 --> 00:31:31,880 Speaker 1: tells right now, keep it going. Here we go miss 635 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:33,920 Speaker 1: my fight? Well I didn't miss my fight. First of all, 636 00:31:34,040 --> 00:31:38,520 Speaker 1: we haul ask after Dallas giants to get to DFW. 637 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:41,680 Speaker 1: Get to DFW. Everyone knows there's a storm coming, major 638 00:31:41,720 --> 00:31:45,200 Speaker 1: storm coming. I have because I'm a weather person when 639 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:48,560 Speaker 1: it's gonna hit. It's gotta hit at six fifteen. Great, 640 00:31:48,920 --> 00:31:51,720 Speaker 1: we're boarding at five thirty. If you know a storm 641 00:31:51,840 --> 00:31:53,960 Speaker 1: is gonna hit at six fifteen, maybe pump up, like 642 00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:57,239 Speaker 1: boarding a little earlier. Plane sitting there, hurry up on. 643 00:31:57,720 --> 00:32:00,000 Speaker 1: We got ten minutes. I'm like counting down him. I see, 644 00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:02,000 Speaker 1: I'm like, we got ten minutes before this storm is going. 645 00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,320 Speaker 1: Winds picking up on the runway. It's getting all serious. 646 00:32:04,320 --> 00:32:07,680 Speaker 1: You're checking, you're refreshing that weather. I'm I'm checking tornado 647 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:09,760 Speaker 1: watches because if there's a tornado, I don't want to 648 00:32:09,800 --> 00:32:12,360 Speaker 1: be on the runway. Can't be a good look. So finally, 649 00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,960 Speaker 1: ladies and gentlemen, thanks so much for your patients. Just 650 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,640 Speaker 1: want to let you know we are having a mechanical issue. 651 00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:20,560 Speaker 1: We should get this wrapped up. We're just waiting for 652 00:32:20,600 --> 00:32:22,520 Speaker 1: the paperwork. We should get this wrapped up in another 653 00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:25,880 Speaker 1: ten minutes. Well, guess the storm's hitting in ten minutes. 654 00:32:26,200 --> 00:32:29,160 Speaker 1: If you had run the plane boarded us, we would 655 00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:31,600 Speaker 1: have been fine. So guess what happens. Storm hits. Here 656 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:34,280 Speaker 1: comes the paperwork from the mechanics. We should be good 657 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:40,280 Speaker 1: to get a bit. We're always waiting on paper, waste paperwork, 658 00:32:40,320 --> 00:32:42,160 Speaker 1: get an iPad, just refresh that. We don't need to 659 00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,280 Speaker 1: have the guy walk with the paperwork. Very antiquated, this 660 00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:47,040 Speaker 1: paperwork thing. Anyway, Neon vests all of it. So then 661 00:32:47,960 --> 00:32:51,760 Speaker 1: plane starts rocking. It's windy, there's a major storm, tornado warnings. 662 00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,040 Speaker 1: I'm like, why are we on this runway? Also fun, 663 00:32:54,160 --> 00:32:57,800 Speaker 1: we don't turn near on great love that I'm texting Jared. 664 00:32:57,840 --> 00:32:59,960 Speaker 1: I'm like this, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. 665 00:33:00,080 --> 00:33:02,760 Speaker 1: So then we sit on for another hour. Oh, because 666 00:33:02,800 --> 00:33:07,520 Speaker 1: you know what, our picking up something on the runway 667 00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,000 Speaker 1: hits the engine of the plane. At that point, I said, 668 00:33:10,040 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 1: I'm off, goodbye. I'm staying in Dallas. I hate this, 669 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:16,040 Speaker 1: like airline, I'm off, walked off so mad. They're like, 670 00:33:16,080 --> 00:33:17,720 Speaker 1: can we get your name? I was like, my name's 671 00:33:17,760 --> 00:33:20,240 Speaker 1: fuck you. Yeah, there you go. The only time you 672 00:33:20,280 --> 00:33:22,479 Speaker 1: haven't been nice to the flight attendants, and and that 673 00:33:22,520 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 1: wasn't even the flight attendants, that was the grounds crew. God, 674 00:33:26,520 --> 00:33:32,840 Speaker 1: I was speaking early. Who knew I'm in an aviator jumpsuit. 675 00:33:33,040 --> 00:33:36,200 Speaker 1: I love my and top gun I love it. I 676 00:33:36,320 --> 00:33:38,400 Speaker 1: forgot I had this. Actually a girlfriend of mine give 677 00:33:38,440 --> 00:33:39,920 Speaker 1: this to me forever ago and then I put it 678 00:33:39,920 --> 00:33:41,400 Speaker 1: on and as we were talking, I was like, exits 679 00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,960 Speaker 1: are here, here and here inverted dive with the MiG. 680 00:33:46,120 --> 00:33:49,200 Speaker 1: I know the finger goose. Aaron Rodgers didn't know the finger, 681 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,680 Speaker 1: or he did. He got a double finger. It's a 682 00:33:51,720 --> 00:33:55,320 Speaker 1: discount double check. That the first thing on your mind 683 00:33:55,520 --> 00:33:58,239 Speaker 1: when you are I'm gonna him that? How is that 684 00:33:58,280 --> 00:34:00,560 Speaker 1: the first thing that comes to mind when you just 685 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:03,640 Speaker 1: run in the ends and I still own you. I 686 00:34:03,640 --> 00:34:05,120 Speaker 1: don't know if that would be the first thing on 687 00:34:05,200 --> 00:34:08,120 Speaker 1: my mind. Well, he forgot, he for he blacked out 688 00:34:08,160 --> 00:34:11,719 Speaker 1: for a second. Um, wait, what else is the situation? Okay, 689 00:34:11,719 --> 00:34:15,719 Speaker 1: so we've got Cleveland. Um what do I have this week? 690 00:34:15,719 --> 00:34:17,480 Speaker 1: I've got to go to Vegas. I don't have to 691 00:34:17,520 --> 00:34:19,720 Speaker 1: go to Vegas. I get to go to Vegas tomorrow, 692 00:34:19,719 --> 00:34:21,960 Speaker 1: which you know, no one loves Vegas. There's a real 693 00:34:22,040 --> 00:34:25,480 Speaker 1: love hate relationship with people in Vegas. People and New Orleans. 694 00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:27,960 Speaker 1: I find that it's it's it sparks a lot of 695 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:31,000 Speaker 1: conversation with people like New Orleans. It's so dirty. I'm like, 696 00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:33,800 Speaker 1: I love New Orleans or Vegas like so trash and 697 00:34:33,920 --> 00:34:36,480 Speaker 1: like what I'm like no one has more fun than 698 00:34:36,520 --> 00:34:39,240 Speaker 1: I do in Las Vegas. Get me to the freaking 699 00:34:39,320 --> 00:34:43,160 Speaker 1: roulette table right now. I don't get it. Did you 700 00:34:43,239 --> 00:34:45,560 Speaker 1: hear the Pat McAfee story with Peyton Manning in the 701 00:34:45,640 --> 00:34:49,880 Speaker 1: roulette table? No? Okay, So Pat McAfee played with Peyton 702 00:34:49,880 --> 00:34:52,400 Speaker 1: Manning for I don't know how many seasons in Indianapolis. 703 00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:55,000 Speaker 1: Maybe it was just like a couple they all have 704 00:34:55,280 --> 00:34:57,920 Speaker 1: um went to. Maybe it wasn't Vegas. They went there 705 00:34:57,920 --> 00:35:00,760 Speaker 1: at a casino. Okay, let me just leaning up the story. 706 00:35:00,840 --> 00:35:05,000 Speaker 1: They're at a casino, the night's winding down. Pat McAfee's like, hey, 707 00:35:05,040 --> 00:35:07,120 Speaker 1: I got the rest of this money. I'm gonna, you know, 708 00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:09,160 Speaker 1: just throw it on a number on roulette. I always 709 00:35:09,160 --> 00:35:11,879 Speaker 1: go twenty three red, or I go number two, Jeeter, 710 00:35:12,200 --> 00:35:15,640 Speaker 1: I go seven elway, like just you know, Larry Birds 711 00:35:15,680 --> 00:35:17,719 Speaker 1: thirty three, so it would be black thirty three for you. 712 00:35:18,480 --> 00:35:21,000 Speaker 1: So he's standing there and he's waiting to like put 713 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,319 Speaker 1: his money on a number, and Peyton walks by and 714 00:35:24,360 --> 00:35:26,719 Speaker 1: he's like, you should throw it on number eighteen, and 715 00:35:26,760 --> 00:35:29,080 Speaker 1: so Pat's like, okay, I'll put it on eighteen. And 716 00:35:29,120 --> 00:35:32,439 Speaker 1: then everyone at the table realizes it's Peyton Manning, who's 717 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,320 Speaker 1: walking by and saying this hard to miss. Okay, we'll 718 00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:40,839 Speaker 1: all put our money on eighteen Guess what hit eighteen 719 00:35:42,640 --> 00:35:47,480 Speaker 1: Everything this guy touches everyone went pucking ballistic. And Peyton 720 00:35:47,560 --> 00:35:50,120 Speaker 1: was telling this story on Monday night because he was 721 00:35:50,120 --> 00:35:52,240 Speaker 1: when he had pat On, And I'm like, that's such 722 00:35:52,320 --> 00:35:54,919 Speaker 1: a sick walk off. If you're Peyton Manning, You're like, hey, 723 00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:57,239 Speaker 1: you should I think it's eighteen red. Throw it on 724 00:35:57,280 --> 00:36:01,319 Speaker 1: eighteen red and it hits and the old table is like, 725 00:36:03,960 --> 00:36:06,000 Speaker 1: so anyway, So I love Roulette is the first thing 726 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:08,600 Speaker 1: I do. Get to Vegas because I'm there for extra 727 00:36:09,040 --> 00:36:12,560 Speaker 1: I'm not worried about the stand up about Jennifer Lopez's residency. 728 00:36:12,800 --> 00:36:15,240 Speaker 1: I'm going straight to the A T M. Money money, 729 00:36:15,239 --> 00:36:20,040 Speaker 1: money is that? What is that? Why you're there for 730 00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:22,520 Speaker 1: j Loo? No, I'm there to just do stand ups. 731 00:36:22,560 --> 00:36:25,400 Speaker 1: There's actually I want to I want to check because 732 00:36:25,520 --> 00:36:29,600 Speaker 1: COVID protocol is changing. Some shows where ago, some shows aren't. 733 00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:34,160 Speaker 1: But I love Vegas. I love Vegas. I would go back. 734 00:36:34,440 --> 00:36:37,360 Speaker 1: It's one of the best shows I've ever seen. Um 735 00:36:37,480 --> 00:36:39,759 Speaker 1: I I've seen it, You've seen it. We should go 736 00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:44,400 Speaker 1: back together. We went to Lionel in Vegas. There, yeah, 737 00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:47,000 Speaker 1: I know that face. He Okay, we're gonna keep you 738 00:36:47,040 --> 00:36:53,680 Speaker 1: know what thin just one night, all right? Hobout Nicole Richie. 739 00:36:53,680 --> 00:36:56,719 Speaker 1: Who's the funniest person on the planet? She said one time, 740 00:36:56,760 --> 00:36:59,359 Speaker 1: And as the story she goes, my dad can't even 741 00:36:59,440 --> 00:37:02,239 Speaker 1: dance on the scene line I died. Just that's it. 742 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:05,240 Speaker 1: My dad can't even dance on the ceiling. That's great, 743 00:37:06,400 --> 00:37:09,719 Speaker 1: teas and peas, Dashian getting engaged. I know you're big 744 00:37:09,760 --> 00:37:14,400 Speaker 1: on celebrity gossip. That ring was massive, I mean, very pretty, 745 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:18,120 Speaker 1: very pretty. Do we know is that has anyone checked 746 00:37:18,160 --> 00:37:20,680 Speaker 1: in with the lord? Heck the pulse um they did 747 00:37:20,719 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 1: at the Rosewood mirmor, which we both love. You're just 748 00:37:23,560 --> 00:37:26,520 Speaker 1: wandering down the beach and that there's no Roses left 749 00:37:26,560 --> 00:37:29,520 Speaker 1: in the state of California after that proposal? Thank god? 750 00:37:29,640 --> 00:37:32,560 Speaker 1: Is the Bachelor out of recording season because someone called 751 00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:37,680 Speaker 1: Jackie season? Um? Are we is this? Are we done? 752 00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:41,440 Speaker 1: Look at me? How we're done? Oh? We're done? Okay, Yeah, 753 00:37:41,480 --> 00:37:44,040 Speaker 1: we're done. The note from our producer is we can 754 00:37:44,080 --> 00:37:47,600 Speaker 1: wrap whenever. I'm gonna go ahead and summarize this relationship. 755 00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,799 Speaker 1: Advice how to act on an airplane and Dak Prescott's 756 00:37:50,840 --> 00:37:53,120 Speaker 1: having an m v P year. Take care of that cap, 757 00:37:53,200 --> 00:37:58,439 Speaker 1: Teas and peace to that cap. Calm Down with Aaron 758 00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:01,239 Speaker 1: and Carissa is a production of Heart Radio. For more 759 00:38:01,280 --> 00:38:04,080 Speaker 1: podcasts from My heart Radio, visit the I heart Radio app, 760 00:38:04,200 --> 00:38:09,960 Speaker 1: Apple podcast, or wherever you get your podcast m