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Speaker 1: What with you? Is this the right number?

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Speaker 2: It's the loser line.

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Speaker 3: Good, just call me back if you haven't heard the

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Speaker 3: loser line before. It works like this. Let's say a

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Speaker 3: guy approaches you while you're out at the club and

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Speaker 3: uses this charming pick app line on you. Hey girl,

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Speaker 3: I saw you over there, and I'm wondering are you

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Speaker 3: a campfire? Because I think I want some more DT doves.

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Speaker 3: My name is Barnaby Barnaby Wild surprisingly single. After he

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Speaker 3: drops that line, whatever you do, don't tell him to

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Speaker 3: pitch his own tent somewhere. Instead, tell him you want

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Speaker 3: to play sleeping bear and you'll be the jar of honey.

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Speaker 3: And that's when you leave him the number of the

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Speaker 3: loser line. So hopefully he leaves an awkward voicemail we

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Speaker 3: can play over the air voicemails like this one.

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Speaker 4: Next message, Hi Drew, it's Joey. Look, I just want

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Speaker 4: to I want to apologize and explain again. I just

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Speaker 4: wasn't paying attention because I was on my phone and

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Speaker 4: I didn't realize that it was the men's restroom that

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Speaker 4: I was walking into. Okay, I just I went to

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Speaker 4: the last stoll and I opened it and that's where

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Speaker 4: we you know, met, I guess officially you know for

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Speaker 4: the first time. What's important here, Drew is I just

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Speaker 4: want you to know that I was only running out

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Speaker 4: screening creeper because I thought that you were in the

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Speaker 4: women's restroom, which I feel really stupid saying now because

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Speaker 4: clearly I was the creeper in that situation. So anyway,

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Speaker 4: I just I want to make it up to you somehow,

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Speaker 4: like maybe maybe I can take out to dinner, and

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Speaker 4: I guess I promise if either of us needs to

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Speaker 4: use the restroom, we'll go into separate ones and I'll

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Speaker 4: read the signs better.

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Speaker 1: I guess.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 3: That's the funniest image of a girl walking in the

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Speaker 3: men's room opening a solid going great bar.

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Speaker 1: The sad thing is is if no one witnessed it,

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Speaker 1: they probably actually banned the guy from the place because

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Speaker 1: away he's like no, no, no, I swear yeah, right

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom.

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Speaker 3: Although walking in on someone while they're in the toilet

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Speaker 3: is brooks love language.

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Speaker 2: It's true, it's interesting that she's found him attractive.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean like she was kind of coming on just.

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Speaker 2: That bar had to offer that, Hey, I hope this

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Speaker 2: isn't gonna ruin things. But my dad's gonna drive us

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Speaker 2: on our date.

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Speaker 5: And it's not what you think, like you know, like

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Speaker 5: D you wire, Well, it's actually all right, it's d

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Speaker 5: why But yeah, I mean I don't want to make

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Speaker 5: this weird, but I was thinking, like, if my dad's coming,

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Speaker 5: maybe would you want to like invite your mom to come.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I don't know if she's like single or anything, but

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Speaker 5: since my dad's coming and if your mom was there too,

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Speaker 5: you know, maybe that would be cool. Because my dad's

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Speaker 5: dropping us off at the burger place, He's probably just

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Speaker 5: gonna like sit there and wait till we're done, and

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Speaker 5: then after he'll take us back home. So I mean,

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Speaker 5: we could do whatever we want there. He's he's pretty

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Speaker 5: relaxed about like rules and stuff like that. He's not

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Speaker 5: gonna bug us. So I don't know. If you want

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Speaker 5: to ask your mom, just let me know if she's

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Speaker 5: down for something like that next.

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Speaker 3: I just feel like somebody needs to explain like ride

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Speaker 3: shares to him.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you know what I mean, Chance this is a

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Speaker 1: moment that you spring for that.

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Speaker 3: Like I understand, you can't drive, you don't have your

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Speaker 3: driver's license.

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Speaker 5: You made a terrible choice, but.

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Speaker 2: Let's take care of it in a different way.

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Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, but you know what's an even better double

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Speaker 3: date idea than that is gathering around the iPad with

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Speaker 3: your family and watching the Brook and Jeffrey TikTok are you?

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Speaker 3: I'm just going off of this. So many strange and

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Speaker 3: sensual segments are available to consume for brothers and sisters

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Speaker 3: and mommies and dads.

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Speaker 1: I don't want to go there.

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Speaker 3: Make sure you watch the video of us in studio

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Speaker 3: reacting to our favorite loser line of the week before

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Speaker 3: you hit the lights and spin that bottle.

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Speaker 4: Baby, you're gonna get us taken down.

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Speaker 3: I don't know anything. I don't even want to have

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Speaker 3: family dinner with my family after you.

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Speaker 7: Said all that.

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Speaker 3: I'm just showing you how to get it hot. Now

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Speaker 3: let's keep turning up the heat by going back to

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Speaker 3: these clips.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, next message busted?

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Speaker 1: Okay, Ladanian, I don't know why you felt the need

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Speaker 1: to lie to me about who you are, and I'm

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Speaker 1: feeling pretty stupid for believing you. But do you think

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Speaker 1: I was not going to go home and look you

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Speaker 1: up like I thought a white guy's name would be Ladanian?

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Speaker 1: And he was a star running back in the NFL. Uh,

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Speaker 1: you do realize that all that information is available on

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Speaker 1: the internet. Yeah, so you totally freaking lied to me.

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Speaker 7: And I really really wanted to believe you because I

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Speaker 7: just thought, well, even though he's short and maybe out

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Speaker 7: of shape, maybe he's like super fast or crafty on

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Speaker 7: the field. I really wanted to believe you.

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Speaker 1: But absolute both and your little friend Levian or whatever

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Speaker 1: the hell his name was, I'm pretty sure he was

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Speaker 1: not the person that you said he was either, So

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Speaker 1: lose my number, don't text me good luck with your

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Speaker 1: freaking fake NFL career idiot message.

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Speaker 3: So you're telling me there's two white, pudgy guys running

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Speaker 3: around telling women they were pro NFL running backs named

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Speaker 3: Ladamian and Levon. They're giving out the loser line to

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Speaker 3: these women. Afterwards, that's the ultimate troll. She's like, look,

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Speaker 3: you may have faked your career, but I have your number.

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Speaker 3: Yeah I got the last one.

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Speaker 5: She believe it.

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Speaker 4: Second, that's the scariest part is that people are buying

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Speaker 4: it to the story.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, dude, I swear I've never been so shocked

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Speaker 6: in my life, and I'm sorry that I had to

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Speaker 6: walk out of the bar on you after like fifteen minutes.

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Speaker 6: But it was just like, who lives like that?

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Speaker 1: Seriously?

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Speaker 6: No one, and I mean absolutely no one is using

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Speaker 6: brit of filters anymore. I can't even believe you still

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Speaker 6: have one.

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Speaker 1: I actually care about what.

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Speaker 6: Goes into my body. Okay, so that's why I drive

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Speaker 6: out like once a week to the well aside my

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Speaker 6: grandpa's house. Okay, they get pure natural, non government treated water.

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Speaker 6: Do you not realize the brit is part of the

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Speaker 6: Chinese government and they're making them every time you buy

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Speaker 6: a Bridle Congratulations, you just founded the new Chinese nuclear weapon.

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Speaker 3: A good job, Bridle Filters.

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Speaker 1: It's a new thing.

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Speaker 3: Who knew that Brita was making the nuclear weapons for

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Speaker 3: all of China's military and nuclear weaponry?

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Speaker 2: Taste?

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Speaker 1: So Chris, yeah, it's very delicious. Wait till he gets

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Speaker 1: dysentery from his grandfather's.

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Speaker 3: Remember, listen to the Loser Line regularly at this time

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Speaker 3: every week, and make sure you subscribe to the Brook

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Speaker 3: and Jeffrey.

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Speaker 5: TikTok no filters here, Jeffrey, you can all of.

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Speaker 3: Your favorite Loser lines right there. Now. We're going to

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Speaker 3: do a phone town right after this

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Speaker 2: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning,