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Speaker 1: Second data date. You know, it always makes for a
Speaker 1: fun first date, putting on somebody else's disgusting, sweat stained
Speaker 1: shoes and then putting your fingers in bacteria filled holes,
Speaker 1: drinking really crappy beer out of glasses that probably haven't
Speaker 1: been washed in months. Of course, I'm talking about bowling.
Speaker 1: Bowling is always a great first date. And Tommy's on
Speaker 1: the phone and apparently that's what he did on his
Speaker 1: first date from a girl who's not calling him back. Now,
Speaker 1: what's up, Tommy? Hey, he really set you up for
Speaker 1: a real romantic setting there, buddy. Yeah, you make me
Speaker 1: sound like a trump. Yeah, maybe you sound like a chump.
Speaker 1: That's just what bowling is. It's full of bacteria, all
Speaker 1: of bacteria. You know what, though, I thought it was
Speaker 1: a pretty good idea for a first day. I think
Speaker 1: it was a great idea. There's an activity, there's alcohol,
Speaker 1: you can't go wrong. I wasn't saying it was a
Speaker 1: bad idea. I just said it's disgusting. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's still fun. I bowled myself, but you know then
Speaker 1: I d louse after. But you know, they always strayed
Speaker 1: that stuff in the shoes first. Yeah, anything, I think
Speaker 1: that's just deodorizer. Yeah, all right, before we talk about
Speaker 1: your actual day, tell us a little bit about the
Speaker 1: girl you want to call to day. What's her name?
Speaker 1: Her name's Hope, Hope okay, And I did have Hope.
Speaker 1: And how'd you meet her? She was tagged in an
Speaker 1: Instagram photo I like, and she just looked really hot.
Speaker 1: She had a great smile and she had a great body,
Speaker 1: and so I DMed her, you know, like I messaged
Speaker 1: her and she responded that sounds like modern romance, right, Yeah.
Speaker 1: So then you guys went bowling, obviously, that's what your
Speaker 1: email said. How was bowling? It was low key. We
Speaker 1: got some fries, we got that bad beer that you
Speaker 1: were talking about. There was only one fit that kind
Speaker 1: of was a little bit embarrassing to tell the truth.
Speaker 1: You know, we get shoes or whatever, and we go
Speaker 1: and we're like, let's go pick out our balls, and
Speaker 1: I come back. I got like an eleven or twelve,
Speaker 1: I can't remember. She's got like a fourteen or fifteen.
Speaker 1: She has a heavier ball than I do. So you're
Speaker 1: embarrassed because she's stronger than you are. Apparently, Well, I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't like to say stronger. I just think maybe
Speaker 1: she's just a better bowler than like that is a
Speaker 1: really heavy ball. Yeah, I thought so, you know. And
Speaker 1: it's not like she's like a bodybuilder or anything anyway.
Speaker 1: So there was a moment there where I'm like, oh, really,
Speaker 1: you're throwing a fourteen. Did you make fun of your
Speaker 1: small ball? Not small, not small, just lighter? Like okay,
Speaker 1: did you make fun of your lighter ball? Maybe a
Speaker 1: little bit, maybe a little bit, but it was always signature,
Speaker 1: you know. I thought it was pretty funny. Okay. I
Speaker 1: don't think that any woman has ever said I can't
Speaker 1: go out with him again he only bowls with an
Speaker 1: eleven pound ball. I actually would argue with you on that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that probably has been said before. If
Speaker 1: you were super into bowling, I feel like somebody would
Speaker 1: care about that. Was she good at bowling? Yeah, she
Speaker 1: was good, Okay, so maybe it did turn her off.
Speaker 1: Maybe she's a big time bowler and she's like, dude,
Speaker 1: I don't have any She did beat me, but we
Speaker 1: did place a little bet on the game just for fun,
Speaker 1: you know, like whoever one pays for like the next round.
Speaker 1: And I mean I want to kind of say I
Speaker 1: let her win, but I would be kind of lying
Speaker 1: if I said that, Yeah, she beat me, all right,
Speaker 1: but then I got to pay for the drinks as well.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like perfect. It doesn't sound like anything
Speaker 1: that would turn somebody off to me, No, me, neither.
Speaker 1: We had a blast. So everything went well. Or was
Speaker 1: there anything else that you feel I could have turned
Speaker 1: her off? I mean that was it. Like the conversation
Speaker 1: was flowing. Everything was great. But when I asked if
Speaker 1: she wanted to go have dinner something, because we're just
Speaker 1: having like cries and drinks, and I was thinking, like, yo,
Speaker 1: you want to go have dinner? As she said she
Speaker 1: already had plans after which to me was a little
Speaker 1: weird that. I don't know. I think some people do
Speaker 1: that just so that out, No, not necessarily. It could
Speaker 1: also be because they want to like leave you wanting
Speaker 1: more and not spend all night with you. You know,
Speaker 1: they have a good time, or maybe they have a
Speaker 1: really busy schedule and they just can't fit in bowling
Speaker 1: anywhere else. Yeah, but usually those people will call you back.
Speaker 1: It sounds like Tommy hasn't gotten a call back. Trying
Speaker 1: to give hope for hope anyway, Like I thought we
Speaker 1: had a blast and I wanted to keep going, and
Speaker 1: she had duck out, and so that's kind of what
Speaker 1: it was left. Okay. And have you heard from her
Speaker 1: not yet, not at all. Okay, And you've tried to
Speaker 1: reach out to her, yes, but you know, I'm still
Speaker 1: got home. We're gonna do a lot of those yeah, Okay.
Speaker 1: I mean it's kind of built in, isn't it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is really easy, and that's how we like to
Speaker 1: do things. So that's cool. Thanks for that. All right,
Speaker 1: we'll play a song, come back, and then call her
Speaker 1: and get your second date update. Okay, great, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. All right, man, hang on looking jubil in
Speaker 1: the morning. There's that old saying it's not the size
Speaker 1: that counts, but how you use it. And today's second
Speaker 1: date update might actually prove that right because Tommy is
Speaker 1: on the phone and Tommy thinks that his date got
Speaker 1: screwed up because of the size of his bowling ball,
Speaker 1: or should I say the weight of his bowling ball.
Speaker 1: He met a girl named Hope on Instagram and they
Speaker 1: went bowling. He says, the only awkward thing that he
Speaker 1: can think of about the experience was when he grabbed
Speaker 1: his bowling ball and she grabbed hers, and hers was
Speaker 1: like three pounds heavier, and she kind of joked with
Speaker 1: him about it, and he thinks that maybe somehow that
Speaker 1: actually turned her off. She doesn't like a man with
Speaker 1: a light bowling ball. That cannot be it. That is
Speaker 1: so ridiculous. So you're telling me that you're so perfect
Speaker 1: that there's nothing else she could possibly find unattractive about you. Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm not perfect, but we had a really good time,
Speaker 1: and that's the only thing that I can think of
Speaker 1: that was like an awkward moment. Okay, well we'll find out.
Speaker 1: We've heard weird things in these second day updates before.
Speaker 1: Who knows. It could have been the color of bowling
Speaker 1: Vallue show I hate blue. Yeah, you know, it could
Speaker 1: have been my nose for all. Now we're getting somewhere.
Speaker 1: I think, all right, well, I'm gonna dial her phone
Speaker 1: number right now and see if we can figure out
Speaker 1: why she isn't calling you back. Here we go Jessica.
Speaker 1: I'm leaving right now, like right this second, I'm out
Speaker 1: the door. Hello. Hello, Yeah, hi, I was looking for Hope. Wait,
Speaker 1: who's this? This is Jewil from Brook and Jewil in
Speaker 1: the Morning. It sounds like you were expecting a Jessica
Speaker 1: though I thought this was her. Yeah, no, this isn't Jessica.
Speaker 1: I have I do go by that name sometimes, but
Speaker 1: not in these Okay, who are you guys? My name's
Speaker 1: Jewil from Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a
Speaker 1: radio show. Sounds like you're in a hurry a little bit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but can you tell me what's happening? Well, try to
Speaker 1: make this quick. Okay, Hope. Like I said, it's a
Speaker 1: radio show. We do a segment on a show it's
Speaker 1: called the Second Date Update, and we got an email
Speaker 1: about you from a dude named Tommy that you went
Speaker 1: bowling with. Oh okay, and I know that you are
Speaker 1: probably pressed for time, so can we just have a
Speaker 1: few minutes to ask you what happened with Tommy and
Speaker 1: why you're not calling him back. I mean, that's like
Speaker 1: a like a couple of long story for me to
Speaker 1: tell someone I don't know right now? Okay, Well, really
Speaker 1: is it. Yeah, like, how long is it? I promise
Speaker 1: we won't keep you on very long. We just want
Speaker 1: to know the reason he's confused because he liked you. Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know you guys, but if you
Speaker 1: need to know, Like, I didn't like him. I found
Speaker 1: out he's a flatter with her and I didn't like that.
Speaker 1: Wait what did you just say? I'm sorry, I couldn't
Speaker 1: understand you. He's a flat earther, Like he thinks the
Speaker 1: Earth is flat flat, he is not a flat earth. Yeah.
Speaker 1: We went bowling together and when I got my ball,
Speaker 1: it was a Brent blue ball, and you know, I
Speaker 1: was just like, oh my god, it looks like a globe.
Speaker 1: It looks like the Earth, and he goes, yeah, you
Speaker 1: know that the Earth is flat. He was a joke. No,
Speaker 1: I asked him. I was like, you're joking, right. I
Speaker 1: was like kind of laughed, and he was like no,
Speaker 1: And he started to give me fact like one weird
Speaker 1: obscure fact after the other, and it's just like turned
Speaker 1: me off, like completely, And that would be a definite
Speaker 1: reason I would not call someone back. I'm with you
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, I'm just like not trying to date
Speaker 1: a conspiracy theorist right now. But wait, you could go
Speaker 1: on another date and talk about chem trails. You know,
Speaker 1: I don't even know what that is, but I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure Tommy does. I'm sure Tommy knows
Speaker 1: all about it. Probably sure. He didn't mention anything to
Speaker 1: us about you guys arguing about whether the Earth was
Speaker 1: round or flat. Well, I didn't argue with him. I
Speaker 1: just sort of like sat there and listened, and then
Speaker 1: immediately it was like, Okay, I just need to get
Speaker 1: out of this. I just need to get through this
Speaker 1: date and get out of here. And that's what I did.
Speaker 1: I think that's actually smart because those arguments never go anywhere. Yeah, exactly,
Speaker 1: because logic is not on his side. No, no, logic
Speaker 1: is not on my side. No, no, no, logic is
Speaker 1: not on all of your side. I need I had
Speaker 1: a field on the conspiracy, like Tommy, Hold hold on
Speaker 1: one second, to hold up, Hold up, Tommy, I I
Speaker 1: need to see if Hope is still Hope. Are you
Speaker 1: still there? Oh my good? Yeah, Yeah, that's Tommy. He's
Speaker 1: on the other line listening and wants to talk to you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm here. Why I'm here? Yeah, I think he wants
Speaker 1: to preach. I don't want to preach. I just want
Speaker 1: to teach first. He's not around glow. What is going
Speaker 1: on right now? Yeah, I've been listening the whole time,
Speaker 1: so now I know what's going on. Why what? Sorry, Hope.
Speaker 1: That's how these things work is we ask you about
Speaker 1: the date, and then we reveal the fact that the
Speaker 1: person is on the other line. And in our defense,
Speaker 1: he didn't tell us about the flat earth thing, because
Speaker 1: if he had, we wouldn't have called you. Yeah, well,
Speaker 1: it's not a thing. It's not a flat earth thing.
Speaker 1: It's it's reality. It's what it is, dude. Every science
Speaker 1: text you see the Earth is round. Like you're just
Speaker 1: you're just drinking that cool. A. You're just drinking that
Speaker 1: cool due to the math. I have done all the
Speaker 1: research A math serious? YEA. I do have one question.
Speaker 1: What happens at the edge of the earth if we're flat? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it is a wall of ice. It is a wall
Speaker 1: of ice. It is flat, and then it ends to
Speaker 1: a wall of ice. I actually have a friend who
Speaker 1: has been there, photographic evidence of the wall. I'm not
Speaker 1: the only one that believes this guy. Yeah, that's a
Speaker 1: disturbing part. No, you know what. The disturbing part is
Speaker 1: that you don't know the truth, like and that you
Speaker 1: are just living in ignorance hope, Like I no, This
Speaker 1: is why I didn't even want to argue with you
Speaker 1: on the day, is because I knew this is exactly
Speaker 1: what would happen, as you're just gonna hammer me with
Speaker 1: all these weird obscure You had a friend of a
Speaker 1: friend of a friend who's seen this wall of ice.
Speaker 1: I don't want he's my friend, he's actually my friend,
Speaker 1: like my really good friend. Yeah, I do not care.
Speaker 1: This is what I wanted to avoid. This is why
Speaker 1: I didn't want to even use your eyes, use your ice,
Speaker 1: hope the world you use your eye like a friend.
Speaker 1: The horizon is flat, there's no arc. Okay, Okay, Tommy
Speaker 1: ereon literally like speaking to know, but like I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna be swayed to like believe the Earth is flat
Speaker 1: because you're arguing with me, you know what I mean? Like,
Speaker 1: have you been to space? Have you seen the round Earth?
Speaker 1: Have you been to space? No? No, I haven't been
Speaker 1: to space, but I do have a friend who spend
Speaker 1: to space and he has seen it, seen the same
Speaker 1: friend that saw the Wall of Ice. No, it's a
Speaker 1: different friend. I have comple friends. Oh my god. Okay, Tommy,
Speaker 1: calmed down for just a second. Okay, calm I'm flat,
Speaker 1: Like I just know what's up Flat Earth aside. This
Speaker 1: isn't how you're gonna be able to go on dates
Speaker 1: with normal people. You can't just be normal people. I
Speaker 1: know I'm a normal person. But you're just arguing, like
Speaker 1: you're arguing for these conspiracy theorios. This is never going
Speaker 1: to get you any success, right, hope. Now, guys are
Speaker 1: the conspiracy theorist. I'm the one that just knows what's up.
Speaker 1: My god, Like this round Earth thing, Okay, you know
Speaker 1: I didn't want to go out. Every footage you've ever
Speaker 1: seen of this whatever round Earth, it all comes from NASA.
Speaker 1: It all comes from government stuff. Right, So the only
Speaker 1: thing that proves the fact that we are on a
Speaker 1: round Earth is NASA. Government don't believe it. This is
Speaker 1: just like Philly, like I want to go out before,
Speaker 1: and I really don't want to go out with you now,
Speaker 1: Like if you're just going to hammer on about how
Speaker 1: you don't trust the government, like it's not just me.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. A list celebrities that are that actually
Speaker 1: believe this thing too. It's not just me, you think
Speaker 1: people that are in the know. There's somebody from bon
Speaker 1: Jovi that I think, like one of the members of
Speaker 1: bon Jovi. Oh, well, that dude, I'm sold. Then That's
Speaker 1: all I needed was to sign up. Hey, if bon
Speaker 1: Jovi co signed something, I'm all in. I'm not a
Speaker 1: weird though. You just need to realize that I have
Speaker 1: the knowledge. Okay, well, Tommy, maybe it's because we're all
Speaker 1: in the illuminati. Who knows. Don't get me started, all right,
Speaker 1: that's I do not want to go get started. The
Speaker 1: point of this whole thing is not to argue whether
Speaker 1: the Earth is round or flat, to see if you
Speaker 1: can get a second date with Hope. So, Hope, would
Speaker 1: you like to go out with Tommy on another date?
Speaker 1: We will pay for it with money made up from
Speaker 1: the government. Absolutely not. Now, yeah, I couldn't either, because
Speaker 1: you know what, I don't want to waste my time
Speaker 1: with closed minded people, you know, like I just I
Speaker 1: just want to spend my time with people that know
Speaker 1: it's up, that that are actually thinking and can look
Speaker 1: behind the scenes and know what's actually going on in
Speaker 1: the world. So you know what, I hope have fun
Speaker 1: living in your fantasy round world. Um, and I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be in I'm gonna be in reality over here. But
Speaker 1: good luck, Okay, thanks, Yeah, and I hope you and
Speaker 1: the member of bond Jogi have fun bowling some bad
Speaker 1: peers and tank to so you know, have a good
Speaker 1: time with that will. I was gonna say sorry you
Speaker 1: didn't get a second date, Tommy, but I think you're
Speaker 1: glad you didn't get a second No, I'm good, I'm good,
Speaker 1: all right, Hope. Thank you for your time. I know
Speaker 1: you were rushed to appreciate you talking to us though. Thanks.
Speaker 1: Can I go now? Yeah, you're good, Thank you, and
Speaker 1: all right, Tommy, be sure to email us anytime. No, anytime.
Speaker 1: I'll keep you guys updated. You guys updated, do it? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Live long and prosper buddy morning. The text in at
Speaker 1: seven eight five nine two that says, I'm so glad
Speaker 1: the aliens provided us with radio signals so I could
Speaker 1: hear that second date update me too, good point brooking
Speaker 1: jewel in the morning and today's second date update. This
Speaker 1: dude Tommy wanted to call a girl name Hope. They
Speaker 1: went bowling together and she wasn't calling back. You couldn't
Speaker 1: figure out why. The reason why is because he believes
Speaker 1: in all sorts of conspiracy theories, but most importantly, he
Speaker 1: believes the Earth is flat, and they argued about it
Speaker 1: throughout the date. He didn't tell us that part because
Speaker 1: korn him wasn't like a huge deal, but he like,
Speaker 1: he wouldn't let it go. I mean, he was so
Speaker 1: passionate about it too and argumentative. Well so maybe it
Speaker 1: would just be exhausting. It is exhausting for them because
Speaker 1: they have the truth and they're trying to share it,
Speaker 1: but none of us want to hear it, you know,
Speaker 1: I see, none of us have an open mind to
Speaker 1: the fact that he said there's an ice wall at
Speaker 1: the end of the earth. That's why we don't fall off. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because it's friends been there's buddy, yeah, and he's got
Speaker 1: a buddy that's been out of spacet of buddies. Yeah, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: I think they're all ballers. They both decided to not
Speaker 1: go out again because she thinks he's crazy and he
Speaker 1: thinks that she's ignorant and not willing to have an
Speaker 1: open mind. Yeah, that's problem. If you want to do
Speaker 1: a second day up date. All you have to do
Speaker 1: is email the show and we will call the person
Speaker 1: who didn't call you back.