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Speaker 1: It's another Jubil phone on the twenty five. Hello. Hi there,

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Speaker 1: I was looking to speak with don or Lisa. This

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Speaker 1: is Lisa. Who's this? Oh? Hi Lisa? How are you?

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Speaker 1: My name is Casey Ryback and I'm calling from these

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Speaker 1: a resort in Brazil. How are you doing? Hi? I'm good.

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Speaker 1: How are you doing? Not too bad? Thank you for asking.

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Speaker 1: It's always a great day here, I'm sure, Yeah it is.

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Speaker 1: I'm calling to confirm your reservation with us. You're going

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Speaker 1: to be here for eight days, seven nights starting next weekend.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? Yes, it is, and I can't wait

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Speaker 1: to rest and relax and vacation. Well, you've come to

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Speaker 1: the right place, that's for sure. While i've got you

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Speaker 1: on the phone, though, I realized that we don't have

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Speaker 1: your insurance number on file. So can I get that

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Speaker 1: from you? Insurance? What do you mean? Well, all guests

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Speaker 1: must provide insurance. It was in the email that we

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Speaker 1: sent you. No, no, I never got that email. But

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Speaker 1: for what? Oh? Well, we need the number for your

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Speaker 1: kidnapping insurance policy. I'm sorry what you're kidnapping insurance policy?

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Speaker 1: Pretty sure you probably have gotten years already since you're

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Speaker 1: coming soon. What do you mean kidnapping? There's kidnapping going

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Speaker 1: on down there? Well, yeah, a little bit, nothing to

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Speaker 1: worry about. Well, I don't even know what to say

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Speaker 1: right now. How many kidnappings have there been? Well, last

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Speaker 1: week was more of a high week for us, but

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Speaker 1: there was three, but it's usually around one. What are

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Speaker 1: you talking about? You had three kidnappings in your country

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Speaker 1: last week? Oh no, not the country, our resort. What yeah,

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Speaker 1: our resort had three kidnappings. But like I said, that

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Speaker 1: was high. Why is this information not posted on your website?

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Speaker 1: You know, I suppose you're right. We could post it

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Speaker 1: on our website, but legally we don't have to, so

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Speaker 1: it's not too big of a deal. It's a big deal.

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Speaker 1: If you had three, it is shocking. But you know, honestly,

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Speaker 1: two of those were in the parking lot, so not

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Speaker 1: even on the grounds of our resort. Really, one happened

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Speaker 1: right here in the lobby. Who your lobby? It was crazy?

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Speaker 1: You didn't try to stop them. Well, I'll have you

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Speaker 1: know I did. I have some words for those guys.

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Speaker 1: I called them. I said, you guys are jerks and

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Speaker 1: you shouldn't do that. And then I got on the

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Speaker 1: phone with the police. You know, they try to figure

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Speaker 1: it out, but I let them know that I was

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Speaker 1: not happy with it, and they are not welcome back

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Speaker 1: in our resort ever again. I told them, what is

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Speaker 1: wrong with you? And that was one of the things

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Speaker 1: I said to them. Yeah, I said, what is wrong

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Speaker 1: with you? Jerks? Don't come back here again. Oh so, yeah,

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Speaker 1: we do our part. Not really happening. I'm supposed to

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Speaker 1: be flying them next week. I didn't want to alarm you.

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Speaker 1: That wasn't why I called today. I just wanted to

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Speaker 1: get your information, because it's better to be prepared than

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Speaker 1: tied up in the back of somebody's trunk. Right, funny,

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Speaker 1: that's not funny. Well, you know, I realized that that

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Speaker 1: joke seems like it's in bad taste. But you know,

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Speaker 1: we did. I'd get most of them back, and the

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Speaker 1: ones that we did get back, we got some freak

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Speaker 1: complimentary cocktails and we've joked about it ourselves. Nap. Well, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's what the insurance is for. That handles all that

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Speaker 1: kind of stuff. I want to cancel my reservation. Can

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Speaker 1: I add complimentary breakfast? See your reservation? No, you idiot,

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Speaker 1: I don't want complimentary breakfast. I don't want cocktails and

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Speaker 1: I don't want to be kidnapped. Okay, well how about

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Speaker 1: phone tapped? Can I offer you a phone tapp instead?

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Speaker 1: People are phone tapping? But what is that? Well, it's

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Speaker 1: a prank phone call, because this is actually Jewel from

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Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning doing a phone tap

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Speaker 1: on you. Your friend Sasha set you up. Are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me right now? Is this really a joke? Yes,

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Speaker 1: it's really a joke. She said that you're going on

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Speaker 1: your honeymoons of South America soon and wanted to freak

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Speaker 1: you out. Well, if you are going to kill or

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Speaker 1: make sure you do it at our resort, because again,

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Speaker 1: the rules are a little different here. You're horrible. Oh

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Speaker 1: my god, So don't worry. I don't think you're gonna

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Speaker 1: be napped on your honeymoon. Okay, oh thank god. The

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Speaker 1: week up every morning with jubal foam tabs weekday mornings

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Speaker 1: on the twenties Polly On Reuben ninety two point five