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Speaker 1: Weekly Zeitgeist. These are some of our favorite segments from
Speaker 1: this week, all edited together into one NonStop infotainment laugh stravaganza. Yeah, so,
Speaker 1: without further ado, here is the Weekly Zeitgeist. Well, Miles, yes,
Speaker 1: it being the you know substitute teacher Day. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: you know teachers out because teacher doesn't know what the
Speaker 1: fuck to talk about. No, no big news that we
Speaker 1: can speak of that is going to be relevant. In
Speaker 1: twenty four hours. We are rolling in the video card
Speaker 1: and we've got I think rated best substitute teacher that
Speaker 1: I could fucking imagine in my imagination, number one.
Speaker 2: With a bullet.
Speaker 1: It's a hilarious stand up comedian, actor, musician. You can
Speaker 1: listen to his podcast called Brew Got Me Like any Where.
Speaker 1: His book, The Advice King Anthology is available now anywhere
Speaker 1: fine books are sold.
Speaker 2: Go get it for God's sake. Please.
Speaker 1: The poetry window is open because it's Chris motherfucking Craft.
Speaker 2: What's up? What's up? I got an a K. I
Speaker 2: wrote it. I wrote it myself. It works every time.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, Bud late.
Speaker 3: Ge my god, Oh my God, is a terrible effect
Speaker 3: on Jack O'Brien just straight up doing what's that.
Speaker 4: Wall?
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's the election.
Speaker 2: That that's it. That's it. It's like finally just okay,
Speaker 2: so oh yeah, here's my aka Chris.
Speaker 6: Crofting on Parayn down down down, Chris Crofting on Prey
Speaker 6: Dunn down down down there we go wow, wow, wow
Speaker 6: to crop.
Speaker 2: Croft and Fever.
Speaker 5: Oh America.
Speaker 1: One thing that we can guarantee that won't be different
Speaker 1: about America tomorrow that America is still gonna have crofton Fever.
Speaker 5: Hell yeah.
Speaker 2: And so that's why that's true. No matter what appens,
Speaker 2: they can't take away my seven point four on Pitchfork.
Speaker 5: Hell no, they can't. That's not all a batty can't.
Speaker 1: One, she said one pitch Fork article where they went
Speaker 1: back and like rejiggered reviews and were like, actually, this
Speaker 1: album that we gave a nine to, we're gonna move
Speaker 1: it down to like a seven.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: It turns out clap your hands, say yeah, it wasn't
Speaker 2: actually a ten.
Speaker 1: They did It's a Big Boy from Outcast, which I
Speaker 1: think was actually probably they the his first album was
Speaker 1: very good, but they were like, this is one of
Speaker 1: the best rap albums of all time.
Speaker 2: That's one way to that's one way to stop thinking
Speaker 2: about the election. Revise your reviews of Heavy D and
Speaker 2: The Boy or whatever. Yeah, we shouldn't and the Boys
Speaker 2: actually deserved a five point nine, not.
Speaker 5: A exact four exactly.
Speaker 2: You're trying to Are you trying to avoid thinking about
Speaker 2: the election?
Speaker 5: Who me?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? What a what a horrible, horrible time
Speaker 2: to be alive. So yeah, today is like a bad day,
Speaker 2: you know, I mean, except like some people aren't even
Speaker 2: thinking about it. I think about that. There's a lot
Speaker 2: of people who do not even care about this.
Speaker 8: Great I love that it was a Yeah, we've been
Speaker 8: following these seven I think it was seven undecided voters
Speaker 8: on the front page of the New York Times of
Speaker 8: the New York Times.
Speaker 1: Every time something big happened to the election, they check
Speaker 1: in with these seven random people who are like I
Speaker 1: don't really know or and one of them was like
Speaker 1: always leaning Trump, and then they just they ended up
Speaker 1: voting for Harris.
Speaker 2: And their explanation was.
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, just like looked into it and like he
Speaker 1: was like committing fraud during the last like he was
Speaker 1: asking people to like steal votes for him, So like
Speaker 1: they kind of won me over at the finish line
Speaker 1: with that feature, because it was like, oh, yeah, like
Speaker 1: most people don't give a shit about this stuff at all.
Speaker 1: They're like, I pay attention to the election like once
Speaker 1: every four years for like you have for this.
Speaker 5: Who's calling you, Chris?
Speaker 2: Oh, my friend Parker?
Speaker 9: Pick it up?
Speaker 5: Pick it up?
Speaker 1: Answer the phone anytime anybody calls us during this episode?
Speaker 5: All right, we are are we picking up scam? Likely
Speaker 5: this too? Eh? I don't know. I feel like, really
Speaker 5: we just totally lost commitment on that one.
Speaker 1: What is something from your search history that's revealing about
Speaker 1: who you are?
Speaker 4: Yeah, beautiful search history stuff. It's it's kind of a
Speaker 4: lot of it's kind of boring. Uh, I did just
Speaker 4: this is what I'm a little of a pretentious movie
Speaker 4: guy that I would looked up an experimental film called
Speaker 4: Dream of the Wild Horses recently that looks to be
Speaker 4: quite amazing. Please don't judge me for my weird, pretentious academia. No,
Speaker 4: that's wait, it's goods to supposed to beautiful.
Speaker 5: I haven't watched it yet.
Speaker 4: I think it's on YouTube, but yeah, it's well, this
Speaker 4: is the thematically appropriate every time I'm here I talk
Speaker 4: about skateboarding. It's influential in this like cult classic masterpiece
Speaker 4: skateboard video called Spirit Quest. Shout out Colin Reid. Check
Speaker 4: out Spirit Quest if you get a chance. It's fucking
Speaker 4: it's a mind blower, baby, dream of the wild Horses.
Speaker 1: Does that mean that it's a dream about wild horses
Speaker 1: or it's a it shows you what wild horses are
Speaker 1: dreaming about.
Speaker 4: I think, like all deep, profound art, it's up to
Speaker 4: the viewers interpretation.
Speaker 5: To see what they're dreaming. Wait, is that is that
Speaker 5: skate video for like a specific team.
Speaker 4: No, it's an independent video out of New York, probably
Speaker 4: like ten years ago.
Speaker 5: Those guys.
Speaker 4: An independent filmmaker, so he'll have different people from different
Speaker 4: teams and stuff.
Speaker 5: Okay, cool, different than yeah, the traditional way we're used
Speaker 5: to sing skate VideA. Yeah, yeah, a collection of like
Speaker 5: yeah montage, right, yep, that.
Speaker 2: Sounds pretty cool.
Speaker 5: Man election stuff.
Speaker 9: Yeah, like my brain.
Speaker 2: Coming around to that.
Speaker 1: I like that.
Speaker 5: We also like to ask our guests what something you
Speaker 5: think is underrated?
Speaker 10: I well, honestly, in my heart, the first thing I
Speaker 10: wanted to say was drag. Drag is art, which I
Speaker 10: don't know that it's underrated. Really because it's it's in
Speaker 10: pop culture in such a significant way, and yet I
Speaker 10: still think there's not enough respect drag is an art.
Speaker 10: So that's that's honestly my answer.
Speaker 5: Yeah, everyone should watch Paris is Burning.
Speaker 10: You know, everyone should watch Paris is Burning. Also brought
Speaker 10: so many videos of like my favorite drag queen moments
Speaker 10: to share as stuff that I will constantly reference in
Speaker 10: conversation and be like, well, no one knows what I'm
Speaker 10: talking about, so I have to go show you this
Speaker 10: to get the context.
Speaker 5: But that's what most of your tabs are that are open. Yeah,
Speaker 5: references you, Yeah, please look at Exhibit A. You'll understand
Speaker 5: the reference I just made in conversation.
Speaker 10: I think a runner up though for underrated is mini
Speaker 10: tongs many tongues. Like in many kitchen you don't need
Speaker 10: the long tongue, sometimes you just need the mini.
Speaker 5: What do you use the mini tongs for? I'm curious.
Speaker 10: Thank you for asking. If you have just a like
Speaker 10: potato a hash brown right that you're cooking in your
Speaker 10: oven and you want to forget.
Speaker 2: The size of a McDonald's, you.
Speaker 10: Just get the mini tongue, because then you're not dealing
Speaker 10: with the whole spatula in the oven. That's wild and loose,
Speaker 10: you know. But yeah, and then you can use it
Speaker 10: if you have a piece of toast that it's like
Speaker 10: lodged in your toaster. Don't put your knife in there.
Speaker 5: Please, don't put in yeah yeah, don't put metal in there. Well,
Speaker 5: many tongue little like plastic rubber, yeah, wait, you don't
Speaker 5: have you don't have any many.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to think of, like how many we're going here, Like,
Speaker 1: is it's just the one that its like a bent
Speaker 1: piece of plastic or does it happen?
Speaker 5: So there's your I feel like your typical tongues are
Speaker 5: maybe like eleven inches twelve inches long. Yeah, we're talking like.
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I think yeah, I
Speaker 1: think I know what you're talking about.
Speaker 10: And they could they could be just a piece. Look
Speaker 10: in his eyes, he knows.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Many many tongues, yep, he just for three whiskeys like this.
Speaker 5: With my thumb. Yeah no, not with your thumb. That's
Speaker 5: how that's how.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we have like multiple sides of tongues, and I
Speaker 1: have found myself using the ones for the outdoor grill
Speaker 1: or like super long, like to avoid having your eyelashes
Speaker 1: and eyebrows and stuff smart, like around the kitchen because
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know where you're like your kid. Yeah,
Speaker 1: just stands. I'm going to need to move this piece
Speaker 1: of furniture to use this, but we're gonna I love it.
Speaker 10: It's like your own grabber.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll just everything with that.
Speaker 1: If you had to like create a like thing that
Speaker 1: permanently became a tool that you could use on your body, like,
Speaker 1: what tool would you.
Speaker 5: Use, like you know, like incorporated as part of your physiology.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like you know, a lighter for army lighter is
Speaker 1: a great.
Speaker 10: Answer, really good answer, because you could.
Speaker 5: That's like you can you you can help out and
Speaker 5: you can be like, yo, I can burn this mother down.
Speaker 10: Don't if I brush up against a piece of furniture, we're.
Speaker 5: Why Yeah, yeah, don't fuck with me. That's what I
Speaker 5: was like.
Speaker 10: A knife is too crazy because depending on where the
Speaker 10: appendage is, that's like you're hurting people, you're hipping through stuff.
Speaker 10: I would say, I mean a tong would be great
Speaker 10: because that's an extra arm, that's an extra appendage.
Speaker 5: That true. Yeah, and resistant too. I think we all learned.
Speaker 1: Scissor hands are pretty inconvenient, right, although you don't you know.
Speaker 5: If you get really good with those, that could be.
Speaker 10: Yeah, unless you want to be a fierce hairstylist. Great,
Speaker 10: you would blow up on TikTok, you know that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, absolutely, any of the ship he did, like whether
Speaker 5: it's like hedge trimming or fucking hairstyles, if you pulled
Speaker 5: up with your fucking scissor fingers like this is And
Speaker 5: this is the person I get my political takes from.
Speaker 5: And I'm glad I'm on the right side of history.
Speaker 5: What Sophia is something you think is overrated?
Speaker 11: Underrated or overrated?
Speaker 5: Over overrated? You're underrated?
Speaker 11: Was I know?
Speaker 7: I know?
Speaker 11: Being nice?
Speaker 7: I have gone this.
Speaker 5: This guy on the show just like trying to explain
Speaker 5: to his girlfriend he has got like he's been cheating
Speaker 5: on her and he has gone area and he just
Speaker 5: says it like that.
Speaker 11: He also can't stop saying to everybody and to her.
Speaker 5: It's the most Then they take a beach trip.
Speaker 12: I don't think gon aria are gonna spread on the beach.
Speaker 11: Do you understand there's a collection of no leaking.
Speaker 12: I think the pills is no leaking.
Speaker 1: I think the pills is no leaking.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because he's like being doing the patronizing thing to
Speaker 5: his Filipino girlfriend where he's speaking like, oh, he's a
Speaker 5: white guy, and he's like, I think we take the beat.
Speaker 5: Gona no spread on the beach. I take the pills.
Speaker 5: There's no leaking.
Speaker 12: God, yeah, I think the pills is no leaking, no
Speaker 12: more sludge.
Speaker 5: Okay, did you find it?
Speaker 2: The fuck?
Speaker 5: Just do a right?
Speaker 11: Overrated? Is you know, not telling people that you have gone?
Speaker 11: I repeated the context. If you watch ninety you will
Speaker 11: know what this is about.
Speaker 5: And then we have to leave.
Speaker 1: The whole break and oh my god, uh what the fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah does that work?
Speaker 11: Wait till you see him, dude, Wait till you see him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's bad.
Speaker 11: It's going to make it worse.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but sorry, that was You're overrated? Was not casually
Speaker 5: bringing up or bringing up casually casually.
Speaker 1: Bringing up then and then trying to gesslate your fiance
Speaker 1: into having sex with you on the beach.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I mean at this point, luckily, I mean again,
Speaker 5: we're bringing a bit of fortuny d fiance into the
Speaker 5: show here. But there's a guy who has he's like Polly,
Speaker 5: but he wants to be like he has this trans
Speaker 5: girlfriend in the Philippines, and he has been thing like
Speaker 5: he doesn't want to have like an open relationship and
Speaker 5: acting like he wants to be monogamous. But the whole
Speaker 5: time they've been away, he's been having sex with whoever.
Speaker 5: And then when he got to the Philippines, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 5: put in his word, I.
Speaker 12: Don't think an area are gonna spread on the beach.
Speaker 5: That was him doing the offensive thing that American people
Speaker 5: do when we speak to someone who's English is the
Speaker 5: second language, where they start chopping up the sentences like this.
Speaker 1: Will make it easier, I'll speak incorrect English.
Speaker 13: Yeah, that's exactly how Yeah, there's no leaking though, so
Speaker 13: that's cool. Also, I think I think it's really good
Speaker 13: to know that in polyamory, both people.
Speaker 7: Know yeah, is not you doing it and your partner
Speaker 7: being like, I'm so glad I'm.
Speaker 5: Monogamous, very open a thing.
Speaker 14: Sludge, Yeah, I said all the time. All he does
Speaker 14: is talk about and then he's like, hey, when I
Speaker 14: when you introduced me to your family, you're not going
Speaker 14: to tell him about the you know, the whole and
Speaker 14: it's like, dude, what are you doing.
Speaker 11: There's also another quote where he goes I hope got
Speaker 11: Aria doesn't ruin this whole day.
Speaker 5: Anyway. He's like, I'm just gonna own it. I'm just
Speaker 5: going to own it, you know. No, that is kind
Speaker 5: of his like strategy and easily. Oh wow, he's not
Speaker 5: what I expected him to look like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know.
Speaker 11: Isn't it so much worse now that you see?
Speaker 13: Also his plan he left an apartment that he can't
Speaker 13: pay for in America, and his secret plan, in addition
Speaker 13: to being secretly poly right, was also to secretly move
Speaker 13: in with his girlfriend, who was expecting to move to America.
Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, I could live in the Philippines. It
Speaker 5: seems way cheaper. Actually, wait, my.
Speaker 13: Entire plant plan was hinges on. He's saying, yes, doll
Speaker 13: but not knowing me at all.
Speaker 5: Wait a second, I just got the craziest idea.
Speaker 1: He says, he like drops his suitcases pretty much pretty much.
Speaker 5: He's liked, ps.
Speaker 11: I only have twenty dollars, but let's ball out.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Oh and also, oh okay, don't forget about it that yet. No,
Speaker 5: it's kind of my way.
Speaker 11: I'm worried about that beach trip miles though, what's going
Speaker 11: to happen?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 12: But I don't think gon arieare gonna spread on the beach.
Speaker 8: No it, Oh my god, you know why because I
Speaker 8: think the pills is no leaking.
Speaker 11: Oh you take the pills, Okay.
Speaker 5: Take the pills is no leaking? Yeah, yeah, anyway, guys, Oh,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I'm trying to think like who he
Speaker 5: looks like?
Speaker 11: So someone who from from four one of the k
Speaker 11: one said he kind of looks like breck and Meyer,
Speaker 11: and I said, oh my god, that's so mean to
Speaker 11: Breckon Meyer. Then the person replied, Reckon.
Speaker 5: Briar, Reckon Briar.
Speaker 13: Yeah, sorry, Rick, you get it Meyer, Yeah, fix the
Speaker 13: fix it in post.
Speaker 11: Guys.
Speaker 5: All right, let's take a quick break and we'll be
Speaker 5: right back. And we're back. Oh, we're back. Oh oh,
Speaker 5: do you know who one? Do we know who one?
Speaker 11: Yet?
Speaker 1: I am checking Twitter as though that's going to happen.
Speaker 5: I'm checking Twitter right now and it sounds like people, Yeah,
Speaker 5: the polls are still open, Okay, poles still open.
Speaker 2: We're not going to know one even, I mean right,
Speaker 2: we're not gonna know.
Speaker 5: Because of what you're talking about that ship.
Speaker 1: I think because the last last we all think it's
Speaker 1: gonna take a week. But I think it's unlikely to
Speaker 1: take that long. No, No, they change a lot of
Speaker 1: laws changed. Yeah, so we should know. They should know
Speaker 1: by the time they listen to this. The five people
Speaker 1: who aren't giving forward to our episode where we talk
Speaker 1: about who actually won.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, but this is fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that. I think, like the reason I
Speaker 2: brought a couple of videos. One is this account. Well
Speaker 2: it's a guy or somebody or somebody calling themselves Helmer Rienberg,
Speaker 2: and it's a ton of like I love these videos.
Speaker 2: They're all about the JFK assassination, and they are like
Speaker 2: they all have this like public domain spooky music behind them,
Speaker 2: and that's the main thing I like. It's like, I
Speaker 2: know some people like to listen to like you know,
Speaker 2: women eat pasta or whatever and that's called MSRMR pasta
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah or whatever, eat like a strawberry chocolate like
Speaker 2: that guy we had on one time, remember that guy
Speaker 2: we talked about. We ate all that crazy food, like
Speaker 2: a sexy, sexy food. So like for me, this is
Speaker 2: like that, It's like I chill out and I look
Speaker 2: at this and I realized that this country has been
Speaker 2: an absolute it's just full of of of it's a
Speaker 2: pyramid scheme. And that does tie into me feeling better
Speaker 2: about Yes, we need to stop going to Starbucks and
Speaker 2: start running for office, and and that has been the
Speaker 2: case for a long time. It's just that now we're
Speaker 2: finding out. And and so I know that if Trump
Speaker 2: or what's her name, Kamala gets what's her name? No,
Speaker 2: I mean, I don't even know, like or Jill Stein
Speaker 2: or whoever, it's gonna be the same baloney. It's gonna
Speaker 2: be the same blogoney. Basically, Trump's gonna Trump's canna.
Speaker 5: It will be a little bit worse.
Speaker 2: So it will definitely be.
Speaker 5: A little bit more. Yeah, what what sort of up
Speaker 5: now you gotta say, you gotta reply.
Speaker 2: Let me say, And then Smiley.
Speaker 5: Faced with this yeah one like the one big eye
Speaker 5: one that lies like yeah, I think that it was Parker.
Speaker 2: Parker's texted me and he says, let's talk more tonight
Speaker 2: for the election.
Speaker 5: That's what he tell Yeah anyway, Yeah, all that to say, Yeah,
Speaker 5: I don't know that that's the thing. Fuck, we're talking
Speaker 5: about the election again, but I just no, we're not
Speaker 5: really talking about feelings around the election. Every I have
Speaker 5: a feeling America is going to go back to a
Speaker 5: brunch so fucking hard. It's gonna be just mind many
Speaker 5: going yeah, yeah, yeah, that whole thing. How like that's
Speaker 5: sort of like that was the phrase in twenty twenty,
Speaker 5: how everyone was so tired of like the pandemic and
Speaker 5: like being politically engaged and the like you know, black
Speaker 5: lives Matter things that were happening over the summer, that.
Speaker 1: Like, can we just get like back to brunch, you know,
Speaker 1: like where we don't have to like deal with the
Speaker 1: ills of our of our current country, right.
Speaker 2: Right, Like Kings of Leon's new record that's called can
Speaker 2: We Please Have Fun? Yeah, a way to read the room?
Speaker 2: Absolutely fuckheads.
Speaker 5: My friend from high school I think is married to
Speaker 5: that singer. Anyway, shall we do you want to? So
Speaker 5: this is Helmer Reinberg. Yeah, this is hell Marienberg.
Speaker 2: And he's just talking about like the Officer Tippet shooting.
Speaker 2: And if you guys don't know about the officers office,
Speaker 2: Officer Tippett was shot allegedly by Lee Harvey Oswald while
Speaker 2: he was running after the assassination, when he was running
Speaker 2: toward the theater where he got caught, you know, but
Speaker 2: Officer Tippitt wasn't supposed to be where he was when
Speaker 2: he was shot. He was supposed to be downtown along
Speaker 2: with every other patrol officer that was in the city,
Speaker 2: because the assassination had already happened, so he wasn't supposed
Speaker 2: to be. And they even have like transcripts. This isn't
Speaker 2: like nineteen ten they had transcripts of the police calls.
Speaker 2: They even have audio of all the police calls. They
Speaker 2: were taping all the transmissions, so they have the like
Speaker 2: they have the radio. They have the actual announcement where
Speaker 2: they say, all patrol, every officer in this city, every
Speaker 2: squad car go to Dealey Plaza.
Speaker 1: And wouldn't that be the perfect setup for a did
Speaker 1: bank robbery. It's like, oh, you thought the JFK assassination
Speaker 1: was political? Who said, we're not bank.
Speaker 5: Robbers who took off your gold bully on?
Speaker 1: Huh?
Speaker 2: Officer Tippett was in this neighborhood that was nowhere near
Speaker 2: downtown and they.
Speaker 1: Close enough that Lea Harvey Oswald was able to reach
Speaker 1: there on foot. Right.
Speaker 2: Well no, but no, but Lee Harvey Oswald didn't kill
Speaker 2: Officer Tippet. I mean, the whole assassination is absolute garbage.
Speaker 2: I mean it.
Speaker 5: JFK debates.
Speaker 2: Isn't it more isn't it more fun to debate something
Speaker 2: that's way in the past. Though, I just.
Speaker 5: Love it because I know this is Jack's shit, So
Speaker 5: you're not I know, you have an opinion on every
Speaker 5: single thing and crossed into this energy. I'm like, I'm
Speaker 5: just gonna be like here.
Speaker 2: M okay leaves that Lee Harvey Oswald shot JFK by himself.
Speaker 2: They are absolutely insane. That is the most obvious sane, insane, ridiculous.
Speaker 1: I don't think they're I don't think it's as insane
Speaker 1: as some of the other theories. I don't think he
Speaker 1: acted alone, but I have well done.
Speaker 2: He may have done something, but he he also may
Speaker 2: not have because there were people running out of the
Speaker 2: building that saw him in the second floor cafeteria holding
Speaker 2: a Coca Cola like two seconds after the shooting, which
Speaker 2: implied that he was in the cafeteria while the shooting
Speaker 2: was happening.
Speaker 1: How did Coca Cola leave branding like that on the table?
Speaker 1: You know, he just did like change to the course
Speaker 1: of human history and immediately overcome with the need to
Speaker 1: have a.
Speaker 2: Like Co Cola so much that he was able to
Speaker 2: shoot the president and run four floors.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and then kill again. Ain't nothing walks away.
Speaker 2: So the hell Marienburg thing is just great. I mean
Speaker 2: hel Marienburg. Hel Marienburg's great for whoever he is, some
Speaker 2: guy you know from Sweden, probably from fifteen years ago. Man,
Speaker 2: he probably got run over by a bus in twenty ten.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. I'm watching his ship from two thousand
Speaker 2: and seven. Yeah, And anyway, I just love I love
Speaker 2: these these things because it reminds me that that we're
Speaker 2: not the first generation to deal with a bunch of nonsense,
Speaker 2: except for this time, we are aware of it. And
Speaker 2: that generation, for some reason, was like, I'm happy enough
Speaker 2: with my you know, dollar a pound ground chuck, and
Speaker 2: I don't care whose shot officer tippet.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I got ground surloin for a dollar twenty But if.
Speaker 2: You think Lee Harvey Oswald shot officer tip.
Speaker 5: Wait, so what is this? This is first of all, Chris,
Speaker 5: this is a ten minute video, so we.
Speaker 2: Don't have to watch any of it. I don't have
Speaker 2: to watch any of it.
Speaker 5: I'm just saying, but I do want to hear the music.
Speaker 2: I don't know we were really doing. I didn't know
Speaker 2: we were really doing videos, because last time I had some,
Speaker 2: I should have gotten more fun. I didn't know what
Speaker 2: we were doing the show. I didn't know we were doing,
Speaker 2: like escapism. I would have brought you a video some
Speaker 2: guy like getting slapped in the face by a paintbrush.
Speaker 5: Okay, well let's look at that too. But here's the
Speaker 5: this is the hell, Marienberg.
Speaker 2: This is a little music. I like the music, and
Speaker 2: I like this conspiracy. It makes me feel I don't know,
Speaker 2: somehow it soothes me.
Speaker 5: Okay, well, let's where the music is that hold music?
Speaker 5: So that's like dumb, don't then, don't.
Speaker 2: I want to find out how I can get an
Speaker 2: album of this on vinyl.
Speaker 5: Okay, let's do. Let's find out. November twenty second, nineteen
Speaker 5: sixty three, Dallas police officer Jade Tippett was murdered in
Speaker 5: Oak Cliff about forty five minutes after the assassination of
Speaker 5: President Kennedy. According to witnesses, Tippet stopped his car at
Speaker 5: the curb on Tenth Street and spoke with a man. Okay,
Speaker 5: and there's a're guessing that tip and then they just
Speaker 5: like scrunched it up. It's like real, tipp It got
Speaker 5: out out of the car and went to the man.
Speaker 1: The man pulled the gun and shot.
Speaker 5: But sorry, no you need to more. But but but
Speaker 5: but Tip was hit four times and died.
Speaker 2: And the music that's what I'm talking about. This is
Speaker 2: the music from Karate Kid Too, when they go.
Speaker 5: This is like, this is like a music bed for
Speaker 5: like a racist depiction of like a massage parlor.
Speaker 2: I picture hell Marienberg playing the recorder.
Speaker 5: Okay, so this is Oh, he's a looker.
Speaker 2: JD Tipp It is hot. Jad Tipper was hot, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, No, one's like, no one talks about that kind
Speaker 1: of looks like r f K. So then Lee Oswald
Speaker 1: does kind of look like urging. Damn.
Speaker 5: That's interesting. And Chris, do you want to read the
Speaker 5: I think maybe.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't really make any difference. I'm sure
Speaker 2: everybody is like confused as to what this is or
Speaker 2: why I'm talking about it, But somehow it is heartening
Speaker 2: to me. You know that we should have stormed the
Speaker 2: capitol in nineteen sixty three, that's when this happened, when
Speaker 2: a complete bunch of bullshit was dropped on the American public,
Speaker 2: When one of the most popular presidents in history, who
Speaker 2: wanted some progress on civil rights and some progress on
Speaker 2: taking corruption out of unions and getting rid of the
Speaker 2: mafia and stuff. I mean whether or not those things
Speaker 2: were even like good ideas they were, there was some.
Speaker 2: There was a huge amount of idealism. I'm just saying
Speaker 2: that's the moment in this country when people became cynical
Speaker 2: without realizing it, and they are just too happy to
Speaker 2: really let it sink in. And now we're dealing with.
Speaker 5: Everybody was happy with the state of America in nineteen
Speaker 5: sixty three. I will no, every miles everybody. Okay, now
Speaker 5: I'm really on a podcast. Everybody was better.
Speaker 1: You know how much shit costs in nineties, Dude, you
Speaker 1: could get a hamburger for seventeen cents on wait.
Speaker 2: So that no, just because gonna say if you think
Speaker 2: that if it doesn't make any difference, If you think
Speaker 2: that though that that that America has has you know,
Speaker 2: has has lost its core, lost lost its way or whatever.
Speaker 2: It's just been lost. And I don't know why that
Speaker 2: makes me feel better. It just makes me want to
Speaker 2: fucking hang in there because other people were hanging in
Speaker 2: there without even knowing it. These people are shopping while
Speaker 2: while this stuff was was surrounding them. Now we can
Speaker 2: at least shop and be aware that things are fucked
Speaker 2: I don't know that's I don't know why that makes
Speaker 2: me feel better, but it just does make me feel
Speaker 2: better to know that we are engaging with the problem now.
Speaker 1: Reading about other fucked up times in US history when
Speaker 1: you're about to possibly live through an incredibly fucked up
Speaker 1: time in US history, I think that makes sense. Like
Speaker 1: this is a continuum, this is we're all part part
Speaker 1: of a story and people have lived through it before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and even more importantly just for me, like I
Speaker 2: like the fact that that we should have been activated
Speaker 2: by JFK, but but everybody was just too to to
Speaker 2: you know, checked out or whatever.
Speaker 5: I just to throw people off the scent that he
Speaker 5: had Kennedy killed, then passed a lot of civil rights legislation,
Speaker 5: so pass that if I wanted him dead.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, that is such a good lvout.
Speaker 9: That's all upit my chunk.
Speaker 5: In my bum hoole. Man, Come on now, oh man,
Speaker 5: rodbi does hoole.
Speaker 1: He does need his pants altered because he's got big,
Speaker 1: big dong and a low bunghole.
Speaker 5: Something that seem was going up as bunghole.
Speaker 1: Definitely tailor riding up my bunghole.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he said something aout he was talking was bunghole Jack.
Speaker 5: Do you want to share a video?
Speaker 1: No, not really. I'd love to love to see more
Speaker 1: from Professor crofton other videos.
Speaker 5: Can you show us?
Speaker 2: Well, I guess, I guess I'm sort of obsessed with
Speaker 2: history because it does remind me that that, you know,
Speaker 2: all this bad stuff is always happening, and one of
Speaker 2: the things that was bad was a civil war. And
Speaker 2: so I was watching this once, the first time I
Speaker 2: was ever on this show. I talked about metal Detecting
Speaker 2: and how I watch it on on on YouTube, and
Speaker 2: I remember Miles said, hell, what are talking about? You
Speaker 2: watch people on the beach And then I said, no, no,
Speaker 2: you think I am an idiot. No, He was like, oh, bo,
Speaker 2: what is it? What do you do, mister sophisticated? And
Speaker 2: I was like, I watched historical metal Detecting and.
Speaker 5: I'm watching low brow beach metal detective. Like hit detecting.
Speaker 1: The idea is just like people leave shit on the
Speaker 1: beach and lose shit on the beach, so it's just
Speaker 1: like getting getting people's rings and getting peoples like loose
Speaker 1: change and ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and that's not interesting to me at all. And
Speaker 2: the fact that makes me sad. That makes money they made, bro,
Speaker 2: that makes me sad.
Speaker 5: Why does that make you sad? Chris?
Speaker 2: I just think it's like that makes me, I don't know,
Speaker 2: like finding some earrings at somebody you know and then
Speaker 2: being like, ah, they're they're not real gold. I mean
Speaker 2: that just makes me.
Speaker 5: I just think you should be looking for the real shit,
Speaker 5: Like are just to be.
Speaker 2: Doing something better with your time.
Speaker 1: I mean, you're trying to make I don't know, you
Speaker 1: should be up on the boardwalk mugging.
Speaker 5: People, yeah, strong arm robbery.
Speaker 2: Whatever it is. I just think it's sad finding people's
Speaker 2: ship from yesterday. I don't know why, but but I
Speaker 2: want to.
Speaker 5: I don't want to one hundred and fifty years yesterday
Speaker 5: or cell phones.
Speaker 2: Like you know this guy we're about to watch if
Speaker 2: we watch it as like and we don't have to,
Speaker 2: but it's this guy, Aqua Sigger, that was one of
Speaker 2: the people that Yeah, that's his name. I know. It's
Speaker 2: like it's it's like, I don't it's not the name
Speaker 2: I would have chosen, but his name is Aqua Sigger.
Speaker 2: And he is like one of the most popular. He
Speaker 2: has so many subscribers. And he even ended up on
Speaker 2: a damn he ended up on a on a show
Speaker 2: called so where he actually got to go to England
Speaker 2: and and you know and like and like all over
Speaker 2: Europe and do like metal detecting and moats and stuff
Speaker 2: that's fun. Yeah, so he got to I didn't realize
Speaker 2: but he got to go.
Speaker 12: Yeah.
Speaker 2: His real name is like Bo something other, and he's annoying,
Speaker 2: but he's really really relentless. And the guy just looks
Speaker 2: at Civil War maps and goes to the river where
Speaker 2: the camp was and says how they drop stuff down
Speaker 2: the bank, and then he goes and finds it. And
Speaker 2: so one day I was watching his stuff and then
Speaker 2: he he found a damn whole musket in the in
Speaker 2: the river from the Civil War, and I was I
Speaker 2: was just knocked out. I was knocked out. I was like,
Speaker 2: what else is in the river?
Speaker 1: Then?
Speaker 2: Is like, you know, is the dark of the Covenant
Speaker 2: and the damn river there?
Speaker 5: What else is down there?
Speaker 9: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Like the damn you know, everything is in the riot,
Speaker 2: Damn the US Constitutional Yeah, old jukeboxes and and uh,
Speaker 2: just all kinds. I mean everything you could possibly want.
Speaker 1: Trump's missing votes from the twenty twenty elections.
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, so, yeah, so this guy, you know,
Speaker 2: I just think it was a knockout thing for.
Speaker 1: Me to see this that that there's still a and Chris,
Speaker 1: you are not alone. This video for the Listeners at
Speaker 1: Home has one point seven million views.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Okay, So here's him. He's saying, look, this seems
Speaker 5: like a good area to check out. He's clearly like
Speaker 5: in chest high water right now, kind of hot.
Speaker 15: Also, yeah, he stands around in the water particular that
Speaker 15: you know, said you know, there's gonna be something there,
Speaker 15: and I just had a hunch. I've been hunting out
Speaker 15: for about fifteen minutes. Found some modern stuff, nothing great
Speaker 15: until now. Well I don't know if it's great, but
Speaker 15: it's pretty cool from what I can say, he's I
Speaker 15: got a decent signal on the.
Speaker 5: He like hit a smile in this way that I
Speaker 5: was like, oh, he's excited. He's Oh.
Speaker 2: This guy does not get excited either. He goes he's
Speaker 2: like I know.
Speaker 5: But you just uh like look there's this like little
Speaker 5: lip quiver he does that. I'm like, oh, he's excited.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, he's excited.
Speaker 5: This is right there, he said.
Speaker 1: He like his face is about to smile, and then he's.
Speaker 5: Like, no, I got come on ship together. Okay, it's
Speaker 5: pretty cool from what I can see.
Speaker 15: I got a decent signal on the at goal and said, say,
Speaker 15: gun down there, some type of long gun.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 15: I could be like a modern shot gun, or could
Speaker 15: be yourself a war gun. I'm hoping.
Speaker 2: I can't really tell for sure.
Speaker 5: Come on, lets you take a peek at it.
Speaker 2: He's teasing. He knows what he's doing.
Speaker 5: Anything, he's show he knows what he's doing.
Speaker 1: Baby, Why does he have like uh oh, the he
Speaker 1: has He has headphones on that look like the headphones
Speaker 1: that wait, you're at a firing range, but it's they're
Speaker 1: the headphones for listening to metal detector.
Speaker 5: Weird that the style is, says that hammer.
Speaker 2: He's like Bob Hope with more algae war.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, this ship is so visible, like just.
Speaker 1: From it's just sitting there.
Speaker 5: That's what's wild, is like this ship is just.
Speaker 2: All around here.
Speaker 5: All right.
Speaker 1: He's gonna put water and it's gonna immediately break there
Speaker 1: it is. We're underwater, folks.
Speaker 2: So it looks like a stick. Yeah, it looks like
Speaker 2: you would never know you could you can everything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: there's but that thing's been walked over for you know,
Speaker 2: people have been you know, yeah, swimming and everything. They said, damn, it.
Speaker 5: Seems like he just planted it.
Speaker 1: But it's the exact same, like mossy ass color and
Speaker 1: picture of everything just planted.
Speaker 2: He could plant it, but he's not.
Speaker 1: He finds he's got like it looks like I feel
Speaker 1: like it would take so much work and get it
Speaker 1: to look like that, Yeah, to get it to look
Speaker 1: exactly the same everything around it. Also just that he
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, I've been hunting for about fifteen minutes
Speaker 1: that I've like found a bunch of like modern stuff already.
Speaker 1: He's like, yeah, this guy, yeah, stopped finding stuff. He
Speaker 1: does even videos on finding cell phones.
Speaker 2: I hate them. I hate them. He does video he doesn't.
Speaker 5: Care what he fishes you off when you see it's
Speaker 5: like a fucking yeah.
Speaker 2: He finds a whole bunch of cell phones and old sunglasses,
Speaker 2: and he's just as excited as he is when he
Speaker 2: finds a civil war.
Speaker 1: Gun'sus everything we need to know about the people of
Speaker 1: the year twenty.
Speaker 2: Twelve right, Yeah, it makes me sad.
Speaker 5: Everybody in the your they love likes, they loved l
Speaker 5: g phones.
Speaker 16: All right.
Speaker 5: So he's using a magnet now to see if he
Speaker 5: can get a little magnet action. That's a hit.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah, I think we got it.
Speaker 3: Whoo.
Speaker 1: So he's he's got a magnet on a stick and
Speaker 1: he just picked up the gun with it. It's definitely
Speaker 1: a long rifle. I'm seeing civil war area here, Chris.
Speaker 15: That's a civil war carbing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, that's a civil war carbing and he
Speaker 2: says it all calm, but that's about as excited as
Speaker 2: aqua chicker gets. Yeah, he's a he's a very stoic
Speaker 2: of guy who treasurer hunter, who doesn't how to name
Speaker 2: a YouTube channel.
Speaker 5: I mean, whatever he's doing, it's working for him.
Speaker 1: He's got one point seven million views on this thing
Speaker 1: of him finding some moss covered gun in the bottom
Speaker 1: of a prick.
Speaker 5: He did say, wow, this is so cool.
Speaker 2: He's also put up like one point seven million videos.
Speaker 2: The guy is relentless.
Speaker 5: This is number one.
Speaker 8: Is here?
Speaker 5: Wow?
Speaker 2: There it is. Look at that there's a gun from
Speaker 2: the Civil war?
Speaker 15: Wow?
Speaker 5: So which which side? Which side? Though?
Speaker 2: This reminds me though, of I don't know which one
Speaker 2: it is, but he he, you know, he is another
Speaker 2: example of a guy that's like, you know, well, no,
Speaker 2: not a guy, but the fact that he's involved with
Speaker 2: finding things from a period of history that we think
Speaker 2: of is a long time ago when not only did
Speaker 2: the election go badly, but there was an actual war
Speaker 2: and people got through it. So that's another thing. Like
Speaker 2: I just like looking at history because it reminds me
Speaker 2: that this is temporary and even if it is bad.
Speaker 2: We have had a really great run in post war America,
Speaker 2: post World War Two. We had an artificially good run
Speaker 2: of just standing around eating ice cream and racing hot
Speaker 2: rods and fucking and you know, doing whatever the fuck
Speaker 2: we wanted and not worrying about anything. And that is
Speaker 2: not a normal setting, Like we are not supposed to
Speaker 2: be able to just drive through anywhere we want and
Speaker 2: get issued hamburgers and giant fucking.
Speaker 5: My state issued hamburger. Scum back, I'm issuing you a hamburger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm here for my hamburger, and I'd also like
Speaker 2: a giant cup of icing and some hece icing for
Speaker 2: my dog as well. Because we live in a curricula.
Speaker 2: Didn't even get fucking pup cups.
Speaker 5: And filterless cigarettes for your daughter.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean whatever we've been living in like you know,
Speaker 2: extra money to go gamble, Oh, let's gambling, Like, I mean,
Speaker 2: that's not this is we are living in a heathenist
Speaker 2: That's why we're all so fucking over stimulated and bored
Speaker 2: as well. And this is all I talk about in
Speaker 2: goldbru got me like, so, I'm actually just pirating my
Speaker 2: own content.
Speaker 1: But that's what podcasting is, Chris.
Speaker 2: But the fact is they'll thank you. That's the fact
Speaker 2: is that, yes, we are not living in an enlightened manner.
Speaker 2: We are living like complete slob sugar slobs. We're sugar
Speaker 2: eating machines. On my podcast, I said, this is what
Speaker 2: I said, and I'm gonna use it because I like it.
Speaker 2: All right, this is do you know what cafe Mocha
Speaker 2: was back in the old days, like say, like the
Speaker 2: year three hundred, what a king, a king got a
Speaker 2: Cafe moca once a year and the people danced and
Speaker 2: only the king got to eat it because only the
Speaker 2: king got to experience that level of decades.
Speaker 9: Yeah, they're like, yes he.
Speaker 2: Deserves it, Yes he deserves. It is.
Speaker 5: Smile, and you have to travel the globe.
Speaker 2: They had to travel the globe. They had to go
Speaker 2: to Damn, they had to go to you know, wherever.
Speaker 2: They had to go to Siam, Siam to get the
Speaker 2: damn chocolate, and then they had to go to they
Speaker 2: had to go to Australia to get the whipped cream.
Speaker 2: And then they had to go to the killed cause
Speaker 2: they had to go to Madagascar to get the get
Speaker 2: the part of them. And then finally, after all these
Speaker 2: elephant trains went through the mountains and they delivered all
Speaker 2: the ingredients. They had a bunch of very lucky people
Speaker 2: got to assemble this mocha for the king, benevolent King,
Speaker 2: I'm of Scandinavia.
Speaker 5: Side question but relevant. How often you know, knowing like
Speaker 5: how exotic things were that would travel like by land
Speaker 5: to certain like to the monarchies of different countries, how
Speaker 5: often do you think they pulled up and the ship
Speaker 5: was completely like rotten and yeah, but they're like, ah, fuck.
Speaker 1: Dude, turns out fucking yogurt is disgusting, yeah, or the
Speaker 1: they hate it anyway because they have no like sort
Speaker 1: of they have no basis for comparison They're like, this
Speaker 1: looks amazing, this green meat you've brought me. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: how we got cheese. They were like, we brought you
Speaker 1: milk and they're like liquid solid.
Speaker 5: Ship.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So these people had the eat green meat that traveled
Speaker 2: on the Silk Road. And now we're like, I don't
Speaker 2: know how many How am I supposed to choose a movie?
Speaker 2: There's too many on Netflix. They all suck different.
Speaker 1: World, different problems. I think ours are just as bad.
Speaker 5: Yeah, personally, But to that point, I think it is
Speaker 5: what you're saying, Chris, I think to make it serious again,
Speaker 5: things do change. Nothing stays permanent. And for all the
Speaker 5: things that we think is like we're just stuck in
Speaker 5: certain systems or whatever, that things can happen, and they
Speaker 5: often do. They usually do so.
Speaker 2: And might offer a richer existence then the cafe mochas
Speaker 2: just for the king, That's what I'm saying, Yes, instead
Speaker 2: of this mindless like I want to have fifteen cafe
Speaker 2: moca's a day and I still feel like shit. And
Speaker 2: if they rune out a mocha, I say, where's the mocha,
Speaker 2: Where's the mocha? Where's the macha? Motherfers? I didn't join
Speaker 2: Starbucks rewards program to not get any fucking moca. You know,
Speaker 2: that's the kind of people we're dealing with. So like,
Speaker 2: if we actually took away all the drive throughs, I
Speaker 2: don't know if that's on Trump's agenda, that's probably not,
Speaker 2: but you know, I would like if there was some
Speaker 2: moment where we had to come together and remember that
Speaker 2: some guy fell in a river and dropped his gun
Speaker 2: and he's probably twenty two years old fighting for some
Speaker 2: bullshit that was all fucking organized by politicians as usual,
Speaker 2: pitting Americans against each other while the politicians sit on
Speaker 2: a hill and smoke pipes or whatever. And uh, you know,
Speaker 2: we're now aware that's all. That's what my historical stuff is.
Speaker 2: That's what reading about hearing about the jfk assassination is.
Speaker 2: It's just like, if we can get engaged, we're gonna
Speaker 2: find out that that is such a good feeling as
Speaker 2: opposed to this endless, hedonistic existence which America has been
Speaker 2: indulging in.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Just yeah, the consumption to sort of sue the like
Speaker 5: bigger problems that we have because it's insane. It's been
Speaker 5: pretty brilliant, I think, just globally where it's like, let's
Speaker 5: swap out progress for consumption and use that as the
Speaker 5: new gold standard for people to experience some kind of meaning.
Speaker 5: It's like, how much can you look? Get these cool pants?
Speaker 2: And everyone feels like a husk? You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: There's no because everyone has the exact same ship too,
Speaker 2: So it's.
Speaker 5: Like not me, I drip different, baby, I d different
Speaker 5: you know, you know what, anybody else with a Dodgers hat.
Speaker 2: I have never seen that nice barely applied. I voted sex.
Speaker 5: Nice one.
Speaker 9: What did you say, Jack?
Speaker 1: Because I dripped different? And I think for the listeners
Speaker 1: it was the second time around. Yeah, dirty jokes from
Speaker 1: the era of the Civil War.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bring back dirty jokes.
Speaker 1: Let's you can't say anything anymore.
Speaker 5: Welcome back to the podcast Going Blue with Mouse and Jack.
Speaker 1: Do you think Joe Biden is like hoping that kind
Speaker 1: of that the Democrats lose so he can be.
Speaker 2: Like, see fucking told you.
Speaker 5: I don't know what I say, man, when I say mac,
Speaker 5: as long as as long as someone tucks him in
Speaker 5: that night, I think he'll be okay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, uh well, we it's it's about that type
Speaker 1: of taking another break.
Speaker 2: Brow we're gonna.
Speaker 9: Get back we're gonna do some other videos. We'll be
Speaker 9: right back, and we're back.
Speaker 1: Could you hear the Trump deflation creeping into my voice
Speaker 1: as I said Peanut the squirrel and Tucker CROs all right,
Speaker 1: So Peanut the squirrel is a very adorable pet fluencer
Speaker 1: was alright, still living in my heart, a pet squirrel
Speaker 1: that had a big Instagram following the New York Department
Speaker 1: of Environmental Conservation had asked his owner to not own
Speaker 1: squirrels because they'll, yeah, it's illegal. He was like, fuck that,
Speaker 1: I will also own raccoons. The New York Department of
Speaker 1: Environmental Conservation euthanized both Peanut and a raccoon owned by
Speaker 1: this same couple over the weekend, and it's being touted
Speaker 1: as an example of state overreach, and it's specifically being
Speaker 1: grabbed onto buy the Trump campaign. So I like, that's
Speaker 1: why I was trying to like get my head around
Speaker 1: how this became their costs. I was like, so, did
Speaker 1: did Harris speak approvingly of this decision? Like that seems
Speaker 1: like such a such a blunder on her part, Like.
Speaker 17: Did she just come out when she was like, yeah,
Speaker 17: fu peanuts, well, my whole chest peanuts squirrel that raccoon too,
Speaker 17: Like that's what I was ext.
Speaker 5: Decision.
Speaker 4: It's like Andy Samberg and like a squirrel outfit, and
Speaker 4: she's like pointing a gun at him.
Speaker 5: Oh, y'all didn't think I knew how to lick this
Speaker 5: glock washing.
Speaker 1: I mean, that does sound like her in some in
Speaker 1: some ways. But the couple claimed for their part that
Speaker 1: jealousy played a role in what happened, which I always
Speaker 1: love when that is just the only explanation people.
Speaker 5: I don't know they were jealous.
Speaker 1: Maybe ever think about that they're jealous of what of
Speaker 1: a squirrel?
Speaker 2: Of the fact that you are a squirrel.
Speaker 1: Influence the The dad, the husband of the duo, is
Speaker 1: known as squirrel Daddy Peanuts Dad, very kinky player, has
Speaker 1: a pretty good following on that. That's the description of
Speaker 1: his bio, not just me describing him, but it has
Speaker 1: a pretty big only fans following. And the a New
Speaker 1: York Department of Environmental Conservation had come out and explained
Speaker 1: that in actuality, the squirrel bit someone involved in the
Speaker 1: investigation into the illegal keeping squirrels and they had to
Speaker 1: euthanize the squirrel to test him for raping.
Speaker 5: I just love that this is there fucking They're like, no, dude,
Speaker 5: this is going to do it. We need to get
Speaker 5: people turnd up about justice for peanut and the dude's
Speaker 5: OnlyFans account. Yeah, this horny rat owner. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk claimed that Trump will save the squirrels and,
Speaker 1: by extension, America's squirrel themed jerk off videos, and JD
Speaker 1: Vance said that Trump is fired up about this issue
Speaker 1: and that the Biden administration doesn't want us to have pets.
Speaker 1: It's it's just like they can't not be weird, you know,
Speaker 1: like that he is the guy who is like, you know,
Speaker 1: fuck cat people, fuck people people who own cats as pets.
Speaker 1: But then they're like, here's the here's the way we'll
Speaker 1: get everybody on our side for this election. In the
Speaker 1: last week of the election. People who keep squirrels right, well, it.
Speaker 4: Seems it seems very much in theme with the chronically
Speaker 4: online way that the campaign is run, right. I mean,
Speaker 4: that's martially why it's so weird. It's because also the
Speaker 4: Internet is weird, so like these people are very like
Speaker 4: four Chan influence, which was weird, and now they're yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, it's just all weird, and they're like, we
Speaker 4: should go on aiden Ross's like live stream. It's like
Speaker 4: who are you talking to?
Speaker 2: Like, dude, you.
Speaker 5: Gotta go see Andrew Schultz. What do you create? You
Speaker 5: gotta kiss the ring? You're like nobody kiss a fuck?
Speaker 5: Yeah right, okay, great voter outreach.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you know there's grotesque mask off racism on
Speaker 1: Twitter in response to this, comparing the murder of the
Speaker 1: squirrels the murder of George Floyd, death of the squirrel, Yeah,
Speaker 1: death of the squirrel to the murder of George Floyd,
Speaker 1: and also that they're using this as an example of
Speaker 1: state overreach. And just days ago, another woman died as
Speaker 1: a direct result of the DBS decision in Texas, an
Speaker 1: abortion bent. But that's not the example of government because.
Speaker 5: That's too potent in the other way. So let's not
Speaker 5: touch that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, she wasn't a little fuzzy cutie. That's the other thing.
Speaker 4: Like there's this very child like they can only we
Speaker 4: got to save the.
Speaker 5: Babies, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: It's like a seven year old mentality. You know, they
Speaker 4: only like it if it's cute and little.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, And just as a bit of an
Speaker 1: additional preview of the weird flavor of fascism we'll all
Speaker 1: be living under soon. If Trump does win.
Speaker 5: It's easier for you to just be like, Trump's gonna win, man,
Speaker 5: I think it is.
Speaker 1: Do you do that so that if in case it
Speaker 1: how I've seen how I am as a basketball fan,
Speaker 1: Miles like, yeah, yeah, I guess what. It always comes true.
Speaker 1: Look at what's happened to the Sixers.
Speaker 5: No, I don't know.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think there's just yeah, like keep the expectations
Speaker 4: low so that like that some of the good comes through.
Speaker 5: I get that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, but you know, I do, like I have
Speaker 1: been following the polls and the people who think Harris
Speaker 1: is a better chance to anybody in the mainstream was
Speaker 1: saying for a long time. I just but I still
Speaker 1: think there's always a chance that you know things for sure?
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, so absolutely, I do.
Speaker 1: Just like how weird because because the power will all
Speaker 1: be consolidated under Trump, I think it's easy for people
Speaker 1: to not remember that. In twenty sixteen, it was like
Speaker 1: he came in, he didn't think he was gonna win,
Speaker 1: he didn't have a team around him, and was using
Speaker 1: people who were political operatives around him, and then those
Speaker 1: people were like, yeah, we're not going to do that.
Speaker 1: We're not going to tell you that you're gonna like
Speaker 1: say something crazy.
Speaker 5: We're can ignore it.
Speaker 1: And now we have like you know, Elon Musk will
Speaker 1: be a major figure in his administration. Tucker Carlson, I
Speaker 1: think will be incredibly powerful. And I did just want
Speaker 1: to check in with Tucker because you know, I think
Speaker 1: if you gave Trump a lie detector test and asked
Speaker 1: if you believed in God, he'd like make fun of
Speaker 1: you for asking the question. But the people around him
Speaker 1: believe some.
Speaker 2: Pretty wild shit.
Speaker 1: And Tucker Carlson, who I've heard people refer to as
Speaker 1: like he would be like the sensible voice of trump
Speaker 1: Ism that like gets people to come on board for it,
Speaker 1: just told an interviewer that he was attacked by a
Speaker 1: demonic force in his bed, which left scratch marks that
Speaker 1: made him bleed. So when he this is for a
Speaker 1: documentary called Christianity tease because there's multiple Christianities.
Speaker 5: Okay, Like it's like they're teasing that christ is a
Speaker 5: real thing tease. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 4: I wish it was Christianity t e A. But it
Speaker 4: was like because the real gossipy.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, don't think a cool youth youth pastor hasn't
Speaker 1: used that one before? Oh yeah, that spill Christy.
Speaker 5: It's like the like the what is it the Protestant
Speaker 5: version of like confession?
Speaker 7: Right?
Speaker 5: How about it? Christianity? Folks, don't you let me know.
Speaker 1: Who's hooking up with whom? Yeah, tell me your twenty
Speaker 1: two year old youth pastor. So the guy who's interviewing him,
Speaker 1: who's the head of that documentary again, hosting a documentary
Speaker 1: about Christianity? So not exactly like foreign to magical thinking,
Speaker 1: asks Tucker. He's like, oh, you were attacked by demonic forces?
Speaker 1: Are you referring to journalism? In an extremely labored metaphor twist,
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson says, hell no, damn alligator bit. My hand
Speaker 1: off essentially.
Speaker 2: Is a.
Speaker 1: Little happy girl, more reference, timely and cool. No, So
Speaker 1: asked if he was referring to journalism. Carlson responded, no,
Speaker 1: in my bed at night, I got attacked while I
Speaker 1: was asleep with my wife and four dogs. We'll come
Speaker 1: back to that. And mall physically mauled. Carlson said he
Speaker 1: still bears the scars. Said his assailant was a quote demon,
Speaker 1: he added, or by something unseen that left claw marks
Speaker 1: on my sides. Again. He was sleeping with four dogs,
Speaker 1: he said. At the time of the attack, he was
Speaker 1: asleep in bed. I was totally confused. I woke up
Speaker 1: and I couldn't breathe, and I thought I was going
Speaker 1: to suffocate. I walked around outside, and then I walked
Speaker 1: in and my wife and dogs had not woken up,
Speaker 1: and they're very light sleepers. And then I had these
Speaker 1: terrible pains on my rib cage and on my shoulders,
Speaker 1: and I was just in my boxer shorts, and I
Speaker 1: went and flipped on the light in the bathroom and
Speaker 1: I had four claw marks on either side, underneath my
Speaker 1: arms and on my left shoulder, and they're bleeding. And
Speaker 1: then he talked to his intern, and his intern was like, oh, yeah,
Speaker 1: demons will do that. Dog They attack in your bed
Speaker 1: all the time. So I just I think just worth knowing.
Speaker 1: I also want to just fact check the people who
Speaker 1: are like, yeah, he was trying to cover up an affair.
Speaker 1: First of all, the specifics of the story would require
Speaker 1: him to be like trying to explain like he just
Speaker 1: snuck off into the woods at night to like fuck
Speaker 1: someone or something.
Speaker 5: Classic cheater move.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and to the specifics of the story would require
Speaker 1: Tucker Carlson to be someone capable of fucking someone well
Speaker 1: enough to cause them to dig their nails, and I
Speaker 1: just like don't see that for him, you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: it seem like you.
Speaker 5: Could also just be paying to get scratched up too,
Speaker 5: Like he's like, yeah, just shred me up, meet me
Speaker 5: in the woods.
Speaker 1: Call me crazy, But I feel like the most likely
Speaker 1: candidate is there in the first sentence of the story
Speaker 1: when he reveals his dogs in a bed with his
Speaker 1: wife and four dogs yeh.
Speaker 4: Yo with the with the kink daddy squirrel guy and
Speaker 4: are they eroticizing their pets? Like why do you why
Speaker 4: do you have four dogs in bed with you? And
Speaker 4: then yeah, anyway, also like, if there's anyone this makes
Speaker 4: me believe in a spirit world actually, because if there's
Speaker 4: anyone who I would think would get attacked by a demon,
Speaker 4: it'd be hit. And also like, if you believe in
Speaker 4: sort of Jesus and demons, in a demon attacks you,
Speaker 4: don't you think you would take some time for some
Speaker 4: self reflection and be like, maybe I'm not on the
Speaker 4: side of the light here if I like, well more,
Speaker 4: this is.
Speaker 1: This happened a year and a half ago, and he
Speaker 1: has corrected his ways by becoming a full boat Christian fascist.
Speaker 1: He addressed a rally in Georgia last week, and I
Speaker 1: saw the headline that he was like talking about Trump
Speaker 1: being like a bad daddy. But I just want to
Speaker 1: read the whole quote, because also he was in bed
Speaker 1: with his wife, who you know, I don't know how
Speaker 1: she feels about her husband, but I just want to
Speaker 1: read this quote from him. He's talking about if Trump
Speaker 1: gets elected. He's not vengeful. He loves his children. Disobedient
Speaker 1: as they may be, he loves them because they're his children.
Speaker 1: They live in his house. But he's very disappointed in
Speaker 1: their behavior and he's going to have to let them
Speaker 1: know when Dad gets home. You know what he says,
Speaker 1: You've been a bad girl. You've been a bad little girl.
Speaker 1: That's that is direct. That's what the that's what he said.
Speaker 5: Like, that is Yeah, he's getting scratched up for money.
Speaker 5: He's paying, Yeah, he's paying.
Speaker 4: He's on kink Kink. Squirrel Daddy's only fans for sure.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 5: Yeah, He's like, can you make it look like squirrel
Speaker 5: scratches would really be hot?
Speaker 1: He just literally recreated the most disturbing scene from The
Speaker 1: Handmaid's Tail for his closing argument for that's true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, did you guys see by.
Speaker 1: The way, Margaret Atwood tweeted comic that showed like handmaids
Speaker 1: going into the voting booth and coming out like dressed
Speaker 1: as normal modern women, and somebody responded faces out of
Speaker 1: context on Twitter responded the author. The author of that
Speaker 1: book used Islam, not Christianity, as as a model for
Speaker 1: her imaginary world. This is obviously true as it resembles
Speaker 1: Islamic culture and law and not christian he said to
Speaker 1: the author of the too. Margaret who pointed? Who pointed?
Speaker 1: Lee said that she based the book on actual events
Speaker 1: in history.
Speaker 5: Did you see SNL this weekend? Because there was the
Speaker 5: same bit where Sarah Squirm played Margaret Atwood in like
Speaker 5: this quiz show and was standing right next to like
Speaker 5: a Mulaney, like was like playing like a hyper lib
Speaker 5: type character and had no idea that it was like
Speaker 5: he was talking about a Handmaid's Tale and they're like,
Speaker 5: right next to you is Margaret Outwood. He's like, oh shit,
Speaker 5: it's it was a It was a fun one.
Speaker 4: Did you guys see that that commercial that was the
Speaker 4: two ladies who went into the voting booth and yeah
Speaker 4: that those were my friends, my buddy Dana, my friends
Speaker 4: Dana Well yeah and Julie Golden. Yeah, they did that,
Speaker 4: and so they were like, we were all texting each
Speaker 4: other when it like got on Fox.
Speaker 5: They were Fox News is all pissed about it, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: And they're like, Julia roberts One, yeah, yeah, yeah, They're like,
Speaker 4: they're doing our work for us. They're showing this exactly
Speaker 4: to the people who we want to see it.
Speaker 5: You know, well, this is perfect that you mentioned that,
Speaker 5: because Charlie Kirk we we last week. We're like, yo,
Speaker 5: he's freaking out. At a certain point, We're like, is
Speaker 5: this a motivational tactic. I'm starting to think this is
Speaker 5: actually just freaking out now because he brought it up
Speaker 5: again on another podcast about like referencing this commercial and
Speaker 5: this is this is what he had to say about,
Speaker 5: like this is basically part of the Harris campaign's plan,
Speaker 5: which is like this just this.
Speaker 16: Listen to this Harris in the advertisement and she lies
Speaker 16: to her husband about who she votes for and the demo.
Speaker 16: So just so we're clear, the Democrats push to win
Speaker 16: in order for the Democrats to win with the current data,
Speaker 16: millions of wives who have to lie to their husbands.
Speaker 16: I'm gonna say it again in order for them, because
Speaker 16: because we're not seeing this in the data yet, we're
Speaker 16: not seeing this collapse. Their path to victory would be
Speaker 16: the largest mass conspiracy of spousal lion in political history.
Speaker 16: Prove me wrong, Prove me wrong.
Speaker 4: They're so afraid of losing this fucking weird perceived power.
Speaker 5: We're like, my beautiful life must be honest with me
Speaker 5: at all time.
Speaker 7: You know.
Speaker 5: It's yeah, I mean, because this is like, for whatever reason,
Speaker 5: they're the Conservatives are connecting the dots that like a
Speaker 5: woman has the capacity to think for themselves, because like
Speaker 5: even those pictures of Trump and Eric Trump over the weekend,
Speaker 5: like leering over the voting booth to make sure their
Speaker 5: wives are voting for them, is so like you're like, oh,
Speaker 5: y'all are fucking shook, ye.
Speaker 4: There scared, And they also like they refuse to acknowledge
Speaker 4: what that power structure does that they're like, are women
Speaker 4: tragically who are not safe because their husbands are abusive
Speaker 4: to speak to vote in the way that they would
Speaker 4: like to vote, Like they can't. They can't even acknowledge
Speaker 4: that that might not be a possibility.
Speaker 5: They're just having like, yeah, like that like episode of
Speaker 5: Sopranos where Tony is like becoming aware that he thinks
Speaker 5: everyone's like laughing at his ship and just like lying
Speaker 5: to him because he's the boss, and like they'll be
Speaker 5: like these I bet these conservatives like thinking of all
Speaker 5: the ship their wives like.
Speaker 2: No, Charlie, I love your guitar playing.
Speaker 5: Your post normal size.
Speaker 14: Yeah, oh no, I definitely came babe.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I love that you hate Conna Lingis you know.
Speaker 5: Oh, you're right, it is gross. Our son's not gay.
Speaker 1: We're uh, we shall see. Anyways, stay safe out there, folks, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: watch up for the fucking election monitors. Yeah, all right,
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