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Speaker 1: What if this part? We say we put this behind

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Speaker 3: Do you turn the entire industry on its head? So

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, actually I saw what you did, and I

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Speaker 3: things you didn't see. I mean, that's gotta be more enticing, right.

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Speaker 4: Can we get Dana Kapatrick, Kevin just a hypothetical you

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Speaker 4: are so bad. I'm telling Aaron Rodgers, Oh come on,

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Speaker 3: I'm telling Aaron Rodgers on you.

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Speaker 1: And so I just froze. I immediately froze at the

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Speaker 1: beginning of the show. I'm back now. But maybe that's

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Speaker 1: something that we could say doesn't happen behind the Patreon

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Speaker 1: And so these are other just examples of like ways

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Speaker 3: Now without freezing.

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Speaker 1: Yes, And that's two ideas. And that's just two ideas.

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Speaker 3: We've had two already, and you have had let me

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Speaker 3: Dana Ka Patrick is ad idea. I had that idea,

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Speaker 2: And so we did.

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Speaker 1: So we should bring everyone in because this is this

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Speaker 3: Sorry, sorry Hayes. Does anybody else have major blue balls

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Speaker 5: I mean I was, I was t minus away from nutting.

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Speaker 3: And that can be good sometimes creatively, that can be

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Speaker 1: But it's really bad for you medically. It's really it's

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Speaker 3: Medically, It's incredibly dangerous and you should never do it.

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Speaker 3: So Kevin, you do have to finish us off a

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Speaker 3: If you don't mind, please please We always make room

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Speaker 1: And that, of course that's by the famous poet Robert Frosting.

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Speaker 2: But then it's just you take a sip of bit,

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Speaker 5: By many? By many?

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Speaker 5: I have not been on the show many times, and

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Speaker 5: Kevin says up there and drinks his butter beer, he

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Speaker 3: We suggest you basically every week. Half the reason we

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Speaker 5: Frankly, there is not enough time in the day that

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Speaker 5: we what. I messed that up. There's not enough content.

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Speaker 5: Then, there is not enough time of us I mess

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Speaker 5: it up again. I we don't have enough content out

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 3: Yes, No, this is the whole point.

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Speaker 5: We don't have enough and we need more and it's

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Speaker 3: And carl you've brought someone from your other show, your

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Speaker 2: That's really funny. Who's your buddy?

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Speaker 5: My buddy? Here is my cousin, a son Williams. Hello,

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Speaker 2: The copywriters over grass. Ye've got the back.

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Speaker 3: It's just yeah.

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Speaker 5: Once Alex passed, it was probably domain.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it was in his will. He said to please

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Speaker 6: Yeah, so made the chips fall where they may. Hello everyone,

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Speaker 6: my name is a son and I'm here. I'm I'm

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Speaker 1: You'r DJ?

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Speaker 2: I am a DJ.

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Speaker 1: How about this freaking Scarlax? This guy with his uh,

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Speaker 3: His whole head? Looks nuts to me, Scarlax. To me,

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Speaker 2: Scarlax.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that's enough, Scarlax. You gotta tell Scarlex that's enough.

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Speaker 3: It's been a while since I've done my impression of

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Speaker 2: I think you should do it.

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Speaker 3: Hang on, thank you, thank yousan.

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Speaker 3: I'm trying to remember. Yeah, so it's like it's like.

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Speaker 2: Call nine one.

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Speaker 1: This guy is so crazy and I respect you, know,

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Speaker 3: Thought it was a normal song. No, it's actually scaring you.

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Speaker 1: All kinds of art is important to me, and I

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Speaker 1: This is like that's it, you know, I understand it. It

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Speaker 6: Honestly, the hardest part is carrying around my giant book

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Speaker 3: Well, half the pages are empty in mind or there's

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Speaker 1: Yeah, there's footprints all over it from big on the

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Speaker 3: The only ones that are still pristine are the Street's

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Speaker 3: And then do you know that song, like, are you

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Speaker 3: Jimmy Ray sing it?

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Speaker 6: Yeah? I think maybe I'll recognize it if I heard it, Kevin,

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Speaker 6: can you play it?

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Speaker 4: Yes?

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Speaker 3: We can't play it for too long, but we need

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Speaker 6: I think it's right maybe right now, I'm getting like

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Speaker 3: This is one of the only CDs I have that's

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Speaker 2: Here we go, Who wants?

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Speaker 4: Who wants?

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Speaker 2: Who wants to know?

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Speaker 1: And what is his name? For real something?

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Speaker 3: This person's name Jimmy Ray, Jimmy Ray Ray?

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Speaker 1: So for me?

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Speaker 2: Do you can stop it now? Kevin?

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Speaker 5: I probably just about I was just he was right there.

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Speaker 3: We keep doing this and this so on.

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Speaker 1: You just just please just wait until you That was

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Speaker 1: my fault, but in the future, will wait until we

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Speaker 5: Yeah, get the T minus away from nothing.

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Speaker 2: It's so bad for your healthy you get blue balls. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: My DJing is mostly that just keeping track of my

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Speaker 2: That's about the It's about the other. Yeah.

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Speaker 6: you know, sometimes I've showed up to gigs and like

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Speaker 6: don't want to play Twisted Metal, we want to hear

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Speaker 6: Jimmy Ray.

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Speaker 2: And I'm sorry.

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Speaker 1: One thing you gotta do is you can't put it

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Speaker 5: Change his name to Giblet, right, Giblet.

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Speaker 1: But that feeling when you are playing the correct song. Yeah,

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Speaker 6: Yeah, when a sweaty guy runs in and said, I've

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Speaker 2: That is the greatest feeling in the world. That's why

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Speaker 5: That's why my son is up there on stage just

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Speaker 1: I do want to account for something that Karl pointed

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Speaker 1: out earlier. Yes, Kevin is drinking butter beer. Uh he

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Speaker 1: you all hear me?

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Speaker 3: No, not really, God damn it. But this wouldn't happened

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Speaker 3: behind the paywalk, Kevin. You just gotta hammer that home.

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Speaker 3: Like every time Hayes freezes, that's actually making us money.

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Speaker 4: Available now Patriot slash the flagrant ones for uncorrupted video

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Speaker 3: I've got a great track record of keeping things going

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Speaker 2: Great.

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Speaker 3: Uh, what what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah? That is uh well, right now I'm a little hungry.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, macaroni, yuh, you could eat that.

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Speaker 6: I could eat macaroni. Macaroni's good. Is macaroni the best pasta?

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Speaker 3: Okay for me? Is it the best pasta? Really good?

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Speaker 3: And I'm comfortable not having Hazier to answer this. I

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Speaker 2: Totally speak very candidly if you'd like.

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Speaker 3: And not stalling. No macaroni best pasta pass pass.

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Speaker 6: I think it goes to Carl then uh Toartlein. Totalini

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Speaker 6: is your favorite Totaline? Uh Chef Kevin Ginocchi Genochi, Manu.

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Speaker 5: Ginochi, Genochi, Kevin tripping dog. That's just potatoes, not not

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Speaker 5: the way I make them? How do you make them get?

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Speaker 4: If you have to ask, you have to ask.

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Speaker 3: You can't afford it. So Son, you did you know?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: Well, uh, I think there's some obvious things. I think

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Speaker 6: I think that's that's that's obviously the first thing that

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Speaker 2: People like you.

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Speaker 3: Keep saying obvious and it's a little insulting.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I I'm back, and I think this will work.

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Speaker 1: Was the son saying that stuff was obvious a lot. Yes,

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Speaker 6: I'm just giving some uh, I'm just giving Sean here

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Speaker 2: And Me, show Me and Carl, show.

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Speaker 3: Carl Carl's and and I think it's called I think

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Speaker 2: Yeah. So uh yeah, so you guys got to wear

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Speaker 6: And then I think you should call your cousins every

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Speaker 3: Okay, uh okay, So, Kevin, how would I do that best?

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Speaker 3: Do I just hop on speaker and just like phone

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Speaker 4: I think so we.

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Speaker 5: new Rules. It's called new Rules. One, pick up the phone,

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Speaker 5: Just yell out if that's your.

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Speaker 3: Cousin, okay or.

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Speaker 5: You giving up phone?

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Speaker 3: And all right, let's see how this goes.

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Speaker 1: Does this ever happen? Well no, no, I mean not sorry,

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Speaker 5: There message No, I'm always there when he calls, and

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Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, no, something must be really wrong. I'm

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Speaker 3: If I call, it's like that's just that's it, Like

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Speaker 2: They want to.

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Speaker 3: Talk to me, people like talking to me, people like

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Speaker 5: Couldn't be me I'm.

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Speaker 1: Trying to cousin, do we want to talk about Kevin?

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Speaker 1: Uring kind of a unique uh cousin situation right now

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Speaker 4: Sure, I'm on talking terms with a handful of my cousins, because.

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Speaker 4: I'm technically in between cousins. There was a wedding, a

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Speaker 5: If you haven't given him the car.

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Speaker 1: Please please make your card.

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Speaker 3: Please please do read the car.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, I can't have a go ahead.

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Speaker 5: I just can't believe he didn't go to the wedding.

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Speaker 5: That's so disrespectful.

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Speaker 4: Okay, they're very religious, so I thought, like put.

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Speaker 2: Got to the gotta play to the demo.

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Speaker 1: Hello, this is from God.

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Speaker 4: So the front says, God is obviously an awesome matchmaker.

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Speaker 7: And then I hold it up, hold it up while

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Speaker 4: Okay, the inside says, we all agree, dot dot dot

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Speaker 5: What did you say? What did you because you know

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Speaker 3: I guess when we could workshop.

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Speaker 2: Let's find it. Let's find it. Yeah, let's find another

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Speaker 2: scripture to add to that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, cross that one out and add one that

450
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Speaker 1: you think is more appropriate.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let me see here.

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Speaker 3: Be like just put in more of a deep cut,

453
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Speaker 3: like that's such a Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Go to the Book of numbers that.

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Speaker 3: You're so basic, Like, yeah, let's let's get something for

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Speaker 3: the real heads I think.

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Speaker 2: I think.

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Speaker 3: First off, Kevin, just draw a church, you know like this.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I wanna drawing.

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Speaker 5: I want top Verses dot Com. And it is the

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Speaker 5: Book of Numbers most popular verses. So this is numbers

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Speaker 5: twenty one twenty two. Let us pass through your country.

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Speaker 5: We will not turn aside into any field or vineyard,

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Speaker 5: or drink water from any well. We will travel along

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Speaker 5: the King's Highway until we have passed through your territory.

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Speaker 5: Now let's break that down. Do you understand?

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Speaker 3: Oh, this is like verse genius?

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Speaker 5: Now, Kevin, when you write this in the car, when

469
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Speaker 5: you write this, let's break that down. Let us pass

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Speaker 5: your country. Let me have my way with your wife,

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Speaker 5: not in a not in a in a like this

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Speaker 5: is more. Wait, which one is your cousin?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that was something I was curious about.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to be nasty.

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Speaker 4: My cousin's the lady.

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, okay, all right with me. Let me rewind

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Speaker 5: which Now, let's break that down. Let us pass through

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Speaker 5: your country. Let me have my way with your husband. Okay,

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00:27:11,160 --> 00:27:14,040
Speaker 5: we will not turn aside into any field or vineyard

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Speaker 5: or drink water from any will y'all know what that means.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh, Let's have some wine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're not tackling the balls, we're not playing with

483
00:27:23,520 --> 00:27:30,080
Speaker 5: the fuse. Okay. Now, we will travel along the King's

484
00:27:30,160 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 5: Highway until we have passed your territory. Just going that

485
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:39,399
Speaker 5: a little bit, and then you can have your wedding.

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Speaker 5: Put that in the car, Kevin, write that down. Okay,

487
00:27:42,640 --> 00:27:46,800
Speaker 5: write that down. You need another one, please, okay.

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Speaker 6: Go to Judges, Judges, Judges, the Book of Judges.

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Speaker 5: Judges. Let's see the Book of Judges. The most popular

490
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Speaker 5: Bible verses from Judges A Judges five to six. In

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Speaker 5: the days of Shamgars of an Ath, in the days

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Speaker 5: of Jayelle, the highways again, the highways were abandoned. Travelers

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Speaker 5: took to winding paths. Now, let's break that down, all right.

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Speaker 5: In the days of Shamgar Son behind aff think about it,

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Speaker 5: sham Guard, how many letters in that one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,

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Speaker 5: Son of that's five, that's more five, that's twelve and

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Speaker 5: Ath thirteen fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen. In eighteen nineteen COVID nineteen. Ah,

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Speaker 5: we got there.

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Speaker 3: We COVID wedding, COVID wedding.

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Speaker 2: The signs are there, the.

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Speaker 5: Signs are did. The highways were abandoned because nobody was

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Speaker 5: outside because everybody was quarantining inside.

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Speaker 3: What a respectful tribute to their wedding.

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Speaker 5: Y'all not hearing me, y'all not hearing me. Travelers took

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Speaker 5: winding roads instead because when they put us on curfu huh,

506
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 5: you can't hear me. We do, but y'all not hearing me.

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Speaker 2: But y'all not hearing we are.

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Speaker 5: I'm just am I am I freezing? Am I freezing

509
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Speaker 5: in the word because y'all not hearing me. Okay, let's

510
00:29:16,640 --> 00:29:21,840
Speaker 5: break that down. People took back roads. They had the wedding.

511
00:29:23,720 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 5: There you go. They had the wedding despite despite there

512
00:29:30,680 --> 00:29:34,400
Speaker 5: being total and other chaos in the world health wise.

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00:29:35,520 --> 00:29:38,960
Speaker 5: They took the back road. They didn't tell nobody secret wedding.

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Speaker 5: Put that in the car, Kevin, write that down at

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Speaker 5: that under the last.

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Speaker 3: One, Son, you got body like a back road in

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Speaker 3: your CD book.

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Speaker 2: I do.

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Speaker 6: I bought the single of it on CD uh from

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Speaker 6: Sam Hunt's website, and.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so I got that has a body like a

522
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Speaker 2: back road. Just write that in the car.

523
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Speaker 1: Dirty, it's kicking up dirt at the slightest touch.

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Speaker 5: Congratulations, cuz this man's got to buy like a back rope.

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Speaker 3: Dear cousin, congrats on your loving nuptials. Cruising with my

526
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Speaker 3: eyes closed, I can't. I know the curves like the

527
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Speaker 3: back of my hand.

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Speaker 1: I want to.

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Speaker 2: I do want to.

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Speaker 1: Just in case people have any misconceptions. What I was

531
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Speaker 1: talking about before I froze before is Carl did mention

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Speaker 1: that Kevin's drinking butter beerd Did we get into this?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I don't think we did, okay, talking about pasta.

535
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Speaker 1: So yes, Kevin is visiting the Wizarding World of Harry

536
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Speaker 1: Potter to get take out. He is getting takeout meals

537
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Speaker 1: from the Wizarding World of Harry Potter. You're not going

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Speaker 1: in person.

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Speaker 2: You go.

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00:31:02,000 --> 00:31:04,000
Speaker 1: They have like a nice pickup window for you to

541
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Speaker 1: get your gross beans and the roast.

542
00:31:09,360 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 4: Beans magic beans.

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Speaker 1: You just drive all the way up the hill at

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Speaker 1: the Universal Studios and you get a full takeout beer

545
00:31:24,280 --> 00:31:26,720
Speaker 1: and be able and you get your butter beer. So

546
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Speaker 1: he's being safe.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's uh, it's cool. I like it. There, I

548
00:31:34,600 --> 00:31:41,120
Speaker 4: bring my wand and I exchange spells with some of

549
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Speaker 4: the employees.

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Speaker 6: Do they make you go on a ride in order

551
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Speaker 6: to get like the you know, the like the foods

552
00:31:47,160 --> 00:31:49,640
Speaker 6: for you know, paying customers of the park only type

553
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Speaker 6: of situation.

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Speaker 4: I make them come with me, though, because I get

555
00:31:52,080 --> 00:31:56,040
Speaker 4: scared when I'm by myself on it. So they typically

556
00:31:56,120 --> 00:31:58,719
Speaker 4: have to like have an extra person on staff whenever

557
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:06,800
Speaker 4: I come because I require some help.

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Speaker 1: We gotta get it. I mean, just like we're getting

559
00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:16,280
Speaker 1: tips about new subscribers. I think this is great. I

560
00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 1: do just want to like talk about like the division

561
00:32:18,960 --> 00:32:24,360
Speaker 1: of labor here. You know, obviously, like Sean and Carl

562
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Speaker 1: and I have been like doing, We've done basically all

563
00:32:27,160 --> 00:32:30,120
Speaker 1: we can. It's basically all on a song. At this point.

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00:32:31,320 --> 00:32:34,800
Speaker 3: We're just tapped out. I mean, we've done so much.

565
00:32:34,840 --> 00:32:38,320
Speaker 3: At me, I'm just like a wet rag at this point.

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Speaker 3: I just I have nothing left in me.

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Speaker 6: And so, you know, it sounds like it sounds like

568
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:48,720
Speaker 6: y'all need to do like a like a kind of

569
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Speaker 6: a corporate retreat, like to re energize the morale amongst.

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Speaker 3: I was gonna get you in here and just have

571
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Speaker 3: you like h I appreciate the instinct to pass the

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Speaker 3: buck instantly. In fact, I've felt it often myself and

573
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Speaker 3: successfully done it sometimes with A's and Kevin. But I'm

574
00:33:06,240 --> 00:33:11,760
Speaker 3: wise to that game. You know, you can't bs a

575
00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:15,720
Speaker 3: bs sir. And so there's no corporate retreat coming, especially

576
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Speaker 3: during this time of COVID weddings. I have so many

577
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:20,760
Speaker 3: COVID weddings to attend. I just don't know what weekend

578
00:33:20,800 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 3: I would even pick. So we are going to have

579
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Speaker 3: you take over.

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Speaker 1: If you want to go to like a little lake

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Speaker 1: or something, you can do like you could do that.

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Speaker 2: For a like a one person retreat. Yeah, yeah, okay, yeah,

583
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:38,920
Speaker 2: I could do that.

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Speaker 5: You can do it.

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Speaker 2: Listen.

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Speaker 5: This is from Judges seven eight. Okay.

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Speaker 6: See, I think this is the foundation of what makes

588
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Speaker 6: our show so successful is we have strong Christian values

589
00:33:51,640 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 6: and whenever whenever we need to uh to, you know,

590
00:33:55,080 --> 00:33:57,680
Speaker 6: to see guidance or or figure something out, we always

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00:33:57,680 --> 00:33:58,040
Speaker 6: turn to.

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Speaker 2: The Good Book car first for that. Yeah for sure.

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00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:02,640
Speaker 5: Now listen, y'all not hearing me.

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00:34:02,840 --> 00:34:04,880
Speaker 1: Hold on, you haven't started.

595
00:34:07,920 --> 00:34:12,840
Speaker 5: So Gideon sent the rest of the Israelites to their tents.

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Speaker 2: But TV News.

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Speaker 3: News, Yeah, Gideon Diego did that yeah, ready for newsroom, right, yes, okay.

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Speaker 5: Yes, yes, Gideon Yego. Since the rest of the Israelites

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Speaker 5: caduce and uh sway sway and la la to their tents,

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Speaker 5: Damien faye uh, but kept the three hundred who took

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Speaker 5: over the provisions and trumpets of the others. Now the

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Speaker 5: camp of Midian lay below him in the valley. Think

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Speaker 5: about it. Now you're taking over the You're taking over

604
00:34:57,480 --> 00:35:03,239
Speaker 5: like me, Sean and Hayes are taking Kevin and I.

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00:35:04,160 --> 00:35:08,200
Speaker 5: We are the Israelites, right, I am a black israel lighte.

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00:35:08,280 --> 00:35:16,200
Speaker 5: I do go to the train station and yell, y'all

607
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:19,200
Speaker 5: know that about me though, that's that's outside of that's.

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Speaker 3: Not how we met.

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00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:22,160
Speaker 5: Yeah, that's how we met. I stopped you and I

610
00:35:22,200 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 5: was like, look at this damn devil here. I see

611
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,359
Speaker 5: you devil walking around with your big ass dog.

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00:35:29,760 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 2: Huh.

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00:35:30,200 --> 00:35:32,560
Speaker 3: Finally somebody is shooting me straight. You know, this town

614
00:35:32,640 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 3: is so full of bullshit.

615
00:35:33,760 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 5: And you told me I had a face for radio,

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00:35:40,400 --> 00:35:46,359
Speaker 5: and so uh that's how we that's how we became friends.

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Speaker 5: Now you we they're the boys are taking Kevin and

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Speaker 5: I m hm, and we're going to our tents we're resting.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna take over the provisions and the trumpets. Take

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Speaker 5: in our trumpets, which means all the work that we

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00:36:02,800 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 5: have put in to this building an empire. Shout out

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Speaker 5: to empire. Call it call us, call us here at

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Speaker 5: the empire. Eight hundred five eight eight to eight hundred,

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Speaker 5: empire A three hundred. Uh did I say something wrong?

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Speaker 4: You said to eight hundred it's two three hundred.

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00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:21,400
Speaker 3: I think, oh, yeah, it's two eight hundred.

627
00:36:21,440 --> 00:36:24,279
Speaker 4: Now, oh they changed it. They were right back.

628
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Speaker 2: They moved for four units down the street.

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Speaker 5: Hey, Carl, yeah, I'm listening. Let's take a side room.

630
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Speaker 5: Let's take a side zoom room.

631
00:36:34,480 --> 00:36:36,720
Speaker 3: I just bailed your ass out pretty hard with Kevin.

632
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:38,839
Speaker 3: When you gets back from checking that it is going

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Speaker 3: to be two three hundred. Yeah, what I need you

634
00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:45,120
Speaker 3: to do is break into his apartment steal the files. Yeah,

635
00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 3: we're gonna have to scrub the zoom and make it

636
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Speaker 3: that you originally said to three hundred and that he

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00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 3: corrected you by seeing too eight hundred. Now I can

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Speaker 3: do a pretty good Kevin impression. It's in tel eight hundred.

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Speaker 5: Oh my gosh, that's perfect.

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00:36:57,600 --> 00:37:01,319
Speaker 3: So we've got that audio. Now, I do want to

641
00:37:01,360 --> 00:37:04,279
Speaker 3: talk about place? Hey, so what are you doing in here?

642
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,440
Speaker 2: This is our private side room?

643
00:37:05,560 --> 00:37:07,960
Speaker 5: Is a breakout room.

644
00:37:08,000 --> 00:37:09,719
Speaker 2: Sorry you, this is the joke room.

645
00:37:09,719 --> 00:37:12,440
Speaker 3: You're supposed to be in the story room.

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00:37:12,719 --> 00:37:14,399
Speaker 1: You pulled me in here. I want to talk about

647
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,359
Speaker 1: a song. Came up with a pretty elegant solution, which apparently,

648
00:37:18,680 --> 00:37:23,000
Speaker 1: when a business moves a certain number of blocks away,

649
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Speaker 1: the phone number changes by that same amount.

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Speaker 2: Now, I didn't realize that it's.

651
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Speaker 6: The middle of the phone number it changes. So yeah,

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00:37:34,800 --> 00:37:36,879
Speaker 6: they moved a few spots down and it went from

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Speaker 6: two three hundred to two eight hundred.

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00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:44,319
Speaker 1: And so maybe it's it's actually relocating the business. If

655
00:37:44,320 --> 00:37:47,399
Speaker 1: you can actually lift up the entire building and move

656
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Speaker 1: it that far down the street that it will become

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Speaker 1: two eight hundred.

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Speaker 3: It's probably not that many people in the offices right now.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it's never been.

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Speaker 2: Easier, right yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 6: Phone numbers are changing left and right for businesses right now. Okay,

662
00:38:01,080 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 6: everyone's moving, man, it's a buyer's market.

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00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:11,120
Speaker 4: I'm but everyone's in the break room. Guys, come back.

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Speaker 2: All right, I'm back.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So all we have to do, like I mean

666
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Speaker 1: we I think we should set goals. We do want

667
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Speaker 1: to have more subscribers than the dough Boys. Obviously, Bye

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Speaker 1: by EO D. Friday would be amazing. That would be

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Speaker 1: so good.

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Speaker 3: But if you need an extra week, we totally understand.

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Speaker 3: It's a it's a crazy time.

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Speaker 2: Have you guys tried eating fast food on the podcast.

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Speaker 1: I think we've done that only we do like show

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Speaker 1: parodies kind of sometimes, and I think we've done that

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Speaker 1: premise only thirty five forty times.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, so you still.

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Speaker 2: Got some mileage out of that. Then left.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I mean I've got some plantaining chips. Is this

679
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Speaker 3: gonna do anything for anybody?

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Speaker 2: Are they fried?

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Speaker 1: You know?

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Speaker 3: I didn't cook them? Now, yeah, there, I'm gonna be

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Speaker 3: totally honest with you. I didn't cook these, and I'm

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Speaker 3: I'm embarrassed to even admit it, but yeah, I know these.

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Speaker 3: I put them in this bag that I have at

686
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Speaker 3: home that looks like what you put in after you

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Speaker 3: cook something, right, right, But these I actually bought pre made.

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Speaker 5: Thirty three of those times we ate mixed though, Yeah,

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Speaker 5: we did, just And so instead of eating food.

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Speaker 1: And talking about it, like reviewing it and stuff, we

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Speaker 1: just kind of had our dinner while we were doing

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Speaker 1: the show.

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Speaker 2: While you were talking about anything else besides the other.

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Speaker 1: Stuff, just happened to be eating a whole meal and

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Speaker 1: sometimes not even mentioned it that we were eating the

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Speaker 1: whole time.

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Speaker 3: People hate it when you do it. People are really

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Speaker 3: when you do it.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's weird. Do boys?

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Speaker 3: I think they collected all the sick freaks that want

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Speaker 3: to hear that stuff.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they've kind tap they cornered that market.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, and those people don't really want to explore anything

704
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Speaker 3: else now. They're like addicted to the dough Boys fucked

705
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Speaker 3: up like energy, think what else you cant It's just

706
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Speaker 3: so toxic too, Like I just don't want to live

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Speaker 3: in that space, Like those two are so toxic.

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Speaker 6: Have you ever thought about starting a podcast where you

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Speaker 6: you talk about why all the other podcasts are toxic?

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Speaker 6: Because that might be really interesting.

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Speaker 3: I'm gonna stop you. I've never thought about starting a podcast.

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Speaker 3: What happens is I'm somehow mid podcast and I don't

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Speaker 3: know I can't remember what happened earlier that day, and

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Speaker 3: I don't know what's happened again, You're.

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Speaker 6: Right in the middle of calling a podcast toxic, and

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Speaker 6: you're like, how did I get here?

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Speaker 3: Yes, every time I'm doing a podcast, I'm sort of

718
00:40:48,400 --> 00:40:50,520
Speaker 3: like the guy in Memento where I have to like

719
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Speaker 3: check my body for tattoos to like indicate what I

720
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Speaker 3: should either bring up next or like where where I'm going,

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Speaker 3: or it's it's really fucked up.

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Speaker 5: So I just want I'm sorry trying to cut you off,

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Speaker 5: but I just wanted to praise. I just wanted to

724
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Speaker 5: praise a sign real quick for constantly being a DJ.

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Speaker 5: You heard him say how did I get here? Like

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Speaker 5: that's another one of those songs that you run from

727
00:41:13,600 --> 00:41:16,280
Speaker 5: grocery store to grocery store and then finally you stumble

728
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Speaker 5: on the wedding and just hear you may find jose

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Speaker 5: help at a wedding listening to Bible versus, this.

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Speaker 3: Is not my beautiful cousin's husband, this is this is

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Speaker 3: not my COVID filled church?

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Speaker 5: How did I get you? Any Days Gone By?

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Speaker 1: Is the show getting Kevin like our version of it

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Speaker 1: getting Kevin a new a whole new set of cousins.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I think that could work.

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Speaker 1: I guess it's I mean, it's like not Kevin's choice, really,

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Speaker 1: so we would have to deal with what is it

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Speaker 1: your mom's sister or.

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Speaker 4: Something yeah, my dad's sister, your dad, Okay, so not yeah,

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Speaker 4: so so absolutely not my dad's sister.

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Speaker 6: So we could do a bachelor, a Bachelor style show

742
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Speaker 6: where we're finding cousins for Kevin.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think we found it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, so we can either Kevin wouldn't really have

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Speaker 1: to be on screen at all. We could really just

746
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Speaker 1: be dealing with and.

747
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Speaker 3: Just cousin auditions.

748
00:42:24,760 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 2: And what.

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Speaker 3: It's just cousin auditions? Right?

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Speaker 1: No, not you sorry, I'm asking Kevin what his aunts

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Speaker 1: and who are we dealing with here? What's her name?

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Speaker 3: Could her name be like Ashley or something, so that

753
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Speaker 3: we could call it like the Ashler.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, like that.

755
00:42:41,280 --> 00:42:44,080
Speaker 3: Like now, if it's the Ashler, like I feel like

756
00:42:44,120 --> 00:42:46,160
Speaker 3: we have a legitimate hit on our hands.

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Speaker 2: Could her name be Ashley.

758
00:42:51,520 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 3: So Ashley is like the prize of the Ashler, uh huh.

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Speaker 3: And then you know, hopefully we could pretty quickly get

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Speaker 3: her married and pregnant and get Kevin some new cousins. Well,

761
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Speaker 3: an optima situation would be beautiful.

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Speaker 2: So that's interesting.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking that these people would be trying to

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Speaker 1: become her kids, her like son or daughter. But you're saying,

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Speaker 1: let's like hook her up and get her pregnant, creating

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Speaker 1: new cousins for Kevin.

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Speaker 3: My idea for Kevin's family, Yes, is that is that

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Speaker 3: we we Octimum is on Ashley. Uh so that so

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Speaker 3: that my friend has eight young new cousins. And what

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Speaker 3: it's really an investment too, because that young if we

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Speaker 3: get them involved in the podcast, then long after we're

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Speaker 3: we're tired or dead, they will continue to sort of

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Speaker 3: accumulate wealth for our podcast.

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Speaker 2: Estate. Teach a man to fish.

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Speaker 4: Mm hmmmmm.

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Speaker 5: You can teach a man to fish, but you can't

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Speaker 5: make him drink.

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Speaker 2: Mm hmmm.

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Speaker 5: I got a Bible verse that corresponds to that.

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Speaker 3: Hit me some deuteronomy, my friend.

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Speaker 5: Let me see, I see if I spell that right? Yes, yes, yes, Deuteronomy.

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Speaker 5: Let's just dude, you're onto me. Uh deuteronomy thirty two

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Speaker 5: you deuteronomy. You see a dude walks up, he goes, hey,

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Speaker 5: what you doing over there? Dude? You're on me.

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Speaker 3: I'd rather have a Deuteronomy than a frontal lobotomy.

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Speaker 5: Okay, thirty two four.

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Speaker 2: He is the rock.

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Speaker 5: His works are perfect.

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Speaker 4: My cousin's the rock.

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Speaker 5: Your cousin the rock.

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Speaker 3: Works are perfect. This person really like Jumanji.

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Speaker 5: And all his ways are just a faithful god who

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Speaker 5: does no wrong, upright and just is he. He is

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Speaker 5: the Rock. The Rock is God.

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Speaker 3: Let's break that down.

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Speaker 5: Let's break that down.

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Speaker 6: Let's break break it down, break it down, Please break

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Speaker 6: it down.

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Speaker 3: Seah, you want me to break it down?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, please break it down?

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Speaker 3: King, No, of course, yes, no, I was about to.

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00:45:16,880 --> 00:45:21,759
Speaker 3: I don't need Hayes's permission to break it down. So

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00:45:21,840 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 3: the Rock, I mean, this guy is strong. The okay,

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00:45:28,040 --> 00:45:31,920
Speaker 3: the people's eyebrow. Okay, tell me that's not similar to

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00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:37,880
Speaker 3: a steeple. I'm okay, the people's elbow. That's sort of

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00:45:37,880 --> 00:45:42,600
Speaker 3: steeple shaped as well. Let's just point it the other way.

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Speaker 3: So at this point we got okay, strong guy with

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Speaker 3: two steeples. Think about this. It doesn't matter what your

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00:45:53,560 --> 00:45:59,600
Speaker 3: name is. He loves all of us equally. He's lifting

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00:45:59,680 --> 00:46:03,600
Speaker 3: no man above any other. It doesn't matter what your

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Speaker 3: name is. All that matters is that you are one

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00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:12,520
Speaker 3: of his children. The Rock is our Lord. His works

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00:46:13,000 --> 00:46:23,840
Speaker 3: are perfect central intelligence, no notes, preach.

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Speaker 1: The Rock, uh says, Take that ring, shine it up

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Speaker 1: real nice, turn.

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Speaker 2: It sideways.

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Speaker 1: And stick it straight on your candy finger.

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Speaker 5: Preach preache.

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Speaker 1: That's really nice. And then that's Kevin's cousin's husband and

820
00:46:50,440 --> 00:46:53,279
Speaker 1: he has a body like a back road that's so fascinating.

821
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Speaker 5: Write this, Kevin. I'm not saying you write nothing in

822
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Speaker 5: a damn.

823
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Speaker 1: Down the car fire, good stuff for the car.

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Speaker 6: Flip it over and right on the back. If you

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Speaker 6: have to, Kevin, we're dropping gyms you have. You have

826
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Speaker 6: really messed up.

827
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Speaker 5: Kevin. You did something bad.

828
00:47:10,800 --> 00:47:12,359
Speaker 3: Yeah, you did.

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00:47:12,480 --> 00:47:13,480
Speaker 5: You did something bad.

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00:47:14,600 --> 00:47:17,360
Speaker 3: Now this car should be looking like a damn CBS

831
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Speaker 3: receipt by the time the episodes over.

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Speaker 1: What's your cousin's name, Michelle, Michelle, Hey, Ja BRONI.

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00:47:28,560 --> 00:47:35,040
Speaker 6: Could her name be stone Cold Steve Austin, because I think.

834
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Speaker 3: A lot of work for us.

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Speaker 2: That's gonna do a lot of the heavy low it

836
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Speaker 2: really out.

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Speaker 1: If it's is there something like if if you miss show.

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Speaker 2: What the rock is cooking?

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Speaker 4: And Stone Colt's got scripture as well, John three sixteen, that's.

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Speaker 3: Austin, Austin.

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00:48:04,760 --> 00:48:09,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's actually Austin three sixteen. Book of Austin, Keep

842
00:48:09,480 --> 00:48:17,000
Speaker 1: Austin Weird, Austin City Limits and Howard Kramer was in

843
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:23,600
Speaker 1: Austin Stories. This should help I think this will really

844
00:48:23,640 --> 00:48:26,000
Speaker 1: help us get away the show. I mean, I'm looking

845
00:48:26,040 --> 00:48:26,840
Speaker 1: at the numbers.

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00:48:27,520 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 3: The numbers are going up right now even as we

847
00:48:29,960 --> 00:48:35,120
Speaker 3: record this, just because these ideas are so good. A

848
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:40,080
Speaker 3: lot of traction. When Kevin said, and maybe I just

849
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,000
Speaker 3: dreamed this, but when Kevin said he was going to

850
00:48:42,080 --> 00:48:47,320
Speaker 3: lay the smacke Is down on his cousin's husband's Kirby ass,

851
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,439
Speaker 3: I saw the numbers spike and there was like a

852
00:48:51,600 --> 00:48:55,040
Speaker 3: very definite peak that we hit. So that's huge.

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Speaker 1: Kevin, did you say what our our Patreon addresses for people?

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Speaker 2: Do you know, like the U R.

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00:49:02,960 --> 00:49:07,760
Speaker 4: L uh It's Patreon dot com slash the Flagrant Ones

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00:49:07,840 --> 00:49:13,360
Speaker 4: and the peel boxes one hundred Universal City Way, California.

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00:49:14,480 --> 00:49:16,120
Speaker 1: That's a that's a full address.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's where Hogwarts is it not?

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00:49:20,680 --> 00:49:23,240
Speaker 2: That is sorry?

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00:49:24,280 --> 00:49:27,399
Speaker 4: Peel Box thirty four Hogwarts Lane.

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00:49:28,160 --> 00:49:32,200
Speaker 5: Also Jason Capono dot com too.

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00:49:32,080 --> 00:49:35,640
Speaker 1: Right, Jason Copona dot com. That's for t shirts only.

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00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:39,000
Speaker 1: But we should probably made make our patriot patriot dot

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Speaker 1: com slash Jeopardy. Yeah, we have that.

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Speaker 3: That would be huge.

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Speaker 5: Yes.

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Speaker 3: Well, as Kevin would say, this has been a podcastis

868
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Speaker 3: excellentis bye?

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Speaker 5: He comes Haze and Shune Hollywood Hampbook.

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Speaker 8: a creative writing exercise, Carl and Asan picked their number

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Speaker 8: one fast food chain, and The Flagrant Ones discussed this

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