Speaker 1: Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.
Speaker 2: The Elvis Duran phone tappen.
Speaker 1: The letter says, dear Elvis Durant, love listening anyway. My
Speaker 1: husband hates telemarketers. Oh idea. My husband avoids telemarketers at
Speaker 1: all costs. That's why I think you should have Michael
Speaker 1: Oppenheimer give him a phone call. He's got a lot
Speaker 1: of patience, but I think Michael Oppenheimer will wear him down.
Speaker 1: This is from Nancy Barrera. All right, Nancy wants to
Speaker 1: phone tap her husband, and Scary Jones is calling as
Speaker 1: the world famous Michael Oppenheimer calling Nancy's husband on his
Speaker 1: cell phone to sell him something anything. Later in the call,
Speaker 1: he gets so frustrated he passes the phone to the
Speaker 1: lady behind the counter at.
Speaker 2: The seven eleven.
Speaker 1: All right, listen to this Today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.
Speaker 3: Hello.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, nettoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates.
Speaker 2: How are you doing today, sir? The surest way to
Speaker 2: get into show off shape fast.
Speaker 3: Thank you anyway, I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: Here's how it works. The secret is the Zone Pilates sculpe.
Speaker 3: Again, thank you for the time and I'm not interested, sir.
Speaker 2: Zoom pilates only cost twenty nine dollars and ninety five
Speaker 2: cents plus shipping and handling, and we'd like to place
Speaker 2: your order now.
Speaker 3: Nothing you call myself phone at sixty cents a minute.
Speaker 3: It costs me enough. I'm not interested. Thank you.
Speaker 2: Is there someone who is obese in your family that
Speaker 2: we can give this too?
Speaker 3: I said, I'm not interested, So that is your problem?
Speaker 2: Yes, sir?
Speaker 3: Is the killing me?
Speaker 2: Hello?
Speaker 4: Hello, This is.
Speaker 2: Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates on.
Speaker 4: EVD Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2: The incredible Zone Pilate system is the surest way to
Speaker 2: get into shape fast.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 2: I would like to just offer you one of these today.
Speaker 2: Not interested at an introductory offer of just twenty nine
Speaker 2: ninety five plus shipping and handling.
Speaker 3: Listen, I don't care who was free.
Speaker 4: I don't want it, sir.
Speaker 2: We will give you half off the price right now,
Speaker 2: just enough?
Speaker 3: How about I only stick out my foot and you're
Speaker 3: If you keep harassmy leave me alone.
Speaker 2: The zone Pilate system divides your body into three target areas.
Speaker 3: I'd like to divide your body into three target areas
Speaker 3: if you keep calling me again.
Speaker 2: Zone one focuses on toning your upper body. If you
Speaker 2: want firm arms and shapely shoulders, you can use the
Speaker 2: zoom pole.
Speaker 3: Makes you think that I don't have firm arms and
Speaker 3: shapely shoulders.
Speaker 2: I'm not doubting that you do, sir. Zone two is
Speaker 2: designed to tighten your Yes. Zone two is designed to
Speaker 2: tighten your abs and get rid of the flab sir.
Speaker 3: Nuts hello.
Speaker 2: Zone three will give you the long, lean, sleek thighs
Speaker 2: and firm buns you've always wanted.
Speaker 4: All.
Speaker 2: If you act now, we will throw in this foot
Speaker 2: guide matt absolutely free. Really, how does that sound?
Speaker 3: Is the foot guide map? Have a target that's in
Speaker 3: your because that's where I'm gonna put my foot Sir.
Speaker 2: I will take your credit card information at this time.
Speaker 3: Okay, are you ready?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 3: Your account number? Ye one three? F you leave me alone?
Speaker 3: Thank you? You really sot to irritate me, just the
Speaker 3: slightest bit, sir.
Speaker 2: If you act now, we will throw in six second abs.
Speaker 3: Let me talk about that.
Speaker 2: No, how about the body burner?
Speaker 3: Another tough one?
Speaker 4: No, sir?
Speaker 2: What is your address so we could send you some
Speaker 2: literature at this time?
Speaker 3: Thirty two?
Speaker 4: Yes, g O A W A Y street and city.
Speaker 4: Please it's spelled G O O.
Speaker 3: D b ye. What was the name of the city
Speaker 3: that you have?
Speaker 2: Goodbye?
Speaker 3: Thank you? No?
Speaker 2: Uh sir?
Speaker 3: Hello?
Speaker 2: Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone.
Speaker 3: Yes, you called me trying to sell me something?
Speaker 2: Helloh yes, good afternoon.
Speaker 5: Who's what company you're from?
Speaker 2: I'm from Zone Pilates on DVD. Who am I speaking with?
Speaker 5: Okay, just so you know, if a person tells you
Speaker 5: that they do not want to be bothered, it's against
Speaker 5: the law to keep calling that kissing them. Now, if
Speaker 5: you call this number again, your company ready to be
Speaker 5: paired for a lawsuit because it's against the law. And
Speaker 5: I'm a business owner, so I know.
Speaker 2: This My question, do you understand?
Speaker 5: Would you like, hey, don't call the phone number again
Speaker 5: or there will be problems?
Speaker 2: Would you like to fin Hello? Oh yes, good afternoon.
Speaker 2: This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Plates always.
Speaker 3: With the seven eleven lady back on the phone.
Speaker 5: My friend has asked you more than one not to
Speaker 5: call the phone number. It's against the law as a talma,
Speaker 5: that is to harass somebody. If I have all your
Speaker 5: information and I will go to the Better Business Bureau
Speaker 5: and have your company fines and suit.
Speaker 2: Would you like Zone Pilate's on BD.
Speaker 5: What stop calling this number and or we will take action?
Speaker 5: Do you understand what that means?
Speaker 2: I can get what that means. It's the surest way
Speaker 2: for you to get into shape.
Speaker 5: No, ma'am, do you understand? Oh my god, what's your name?
Speaker 2: My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.
Speaker 5: And what's the company like for against el.
Speaker 2: Just Duran because you've been phone tapped?
Speaker 5: This guy's phone TAPPEDO are you kidding me?
Speaker 3: Oho? Robert, you gonna kidd me?
Speaker 5: You better get like a free teacher or a gift
Speaker 5: certivocate or someplace. Seriously, the Elvis Durant phone tap