WEBVTT - Mr. Michael Oppenheimer Zone Pilates

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<v Speaker 1>Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

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<v Speaker 2>The Elvis Duran phone tappen.

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<v Speaker 1>The letter says, dear Elvis Durant, love listening anyway. My

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<v Speaker 1>husband hates telemarketers. Oh idea. My husband avoids telemarketers at

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<v Speaker 1>all costs. That's why I think you should have Michael

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<v Speaker 1>Oppenheimer give him a phone call. He's got a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of patience, but I think Michael Oppenheimer will wear him down.

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<v Speaker 1>This is from Nancy Barrera. All right, Nancy wants to

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<v Speaker 1>phone tap her husband, and Scary Jones is calling as

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<v Speaker 1>the world famous Michael Oppenheimer calling Nancy's husband on his

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<v Speaker 1>cell phone to sell him something anything. Later in the call,

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<v Speaker 1>he gets so frustrated he passes the phone to the

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<v Speaker 1>lady behind the counter at.

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<v Speaker 2>The seven eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, listen to this Today's Michael Oppenheimer phone tap.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, nettoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates.

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<v Speaker 2>How are you doing today, sir? The surest way to

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<v Speaker 2>get into show off shape fast.

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you anyway, I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Here's how it works. The secret is the Zone Pilates sculpe.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, thank you for the time and I'm not interested, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>Zoom pilates only cost twenty nine dollars and ninety five

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<v Speaker 2>cents plus shipping and handling, and we'd like to place

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<v Speaker 2>your order now.

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<v Speaker 3>Nothing you call myself phone at sixty cents a minute.

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<v Speaker 3>It costs me enough. I'm not interested. Thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>Is there someone who is obese in your family that

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<v Speaker 2>we can give this too?

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<v Speaker 3>I said, I'm not interested, So that is your problem?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the killing me?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello?

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<v Speaker 4>Hello, This is.

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<v Speaker 2>Mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Pilates on.

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<v Speaker 4>EVD Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 2>The incredible Zone Pilate system is the surest way to

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<v Speaker 2>get into shape fast.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't care.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like to just offer you one of these today.

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<v Speaker 2>Not interested at an introductory offer of just twenty nine

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<v Speaker 2>ninety five plus shipping and handling.

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<v Speaker 3>Listen, I don't care who was free.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't want it, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>We will give you half off the price right now,

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<v Speaker 2>just enough?

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<v Speaker 3>How about I only stick out my foot and you're

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<v Speaker 3>If you keep harassmy leave me alone.

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<v Speaker 2>The zone Pilate system divides your body into three target areas.

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<v Speaker 3>I'd like to divide your body into three target areas

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<v Speaker 3>if you keep calling me again.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone one focuses on toning your upper body. If you

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<v Speaker 2>want firm arms and shapely shoulders, you can use the

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<v Speaker 2>zoom pole.

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<v Speaker 3>Makes you think that I don't have firm arms and

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<v Speaker 3>shapely shoulders.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not doubting that you do, sir. Zone two is

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<v Speaker 2>designed to tighten your Yes. Zone two is designed to

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<v Speaker 2>tighten your abs and get rid of the flab sir.

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<v Speaker 3>Nuts hello.

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<v Speaker 2>Zone three will give you the long, lean, sleek thighs

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<v Speaker 2>and firm buns you've always wanted.

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<v Speaker 4>All.

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<v Speaker 2>If you act now, we will throw in this foot

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<v Speaker 2>guide matt absolutely free. Really, how does that sound?

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<v Speaker 3>Is the foot guide map? Have a target that's in

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<v Speaker 3>your because that's where I'm gonna put my foot Sir.

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<v Speaker 2>I will take your credit card information at this time.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, are you ready?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 3>Your account number? Ye one three? F you leave me alone?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? You really sot to irritate me, just the

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<v Speaker 3>slightest bit, sir.

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<v Speaker 2>If you act now, we will throw in six second abs.

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<v Speaker 3>Let me talk about that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, how about the body burner?

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<v Speaker 3>Another tough one?

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<v Speaker 4>No, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>What is your address so we could send you some

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<v Speaker 2>literature at this time?

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<v Speaker 3>Thirty two?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, g O A W A Y street and city.

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<v Speaker 4>Please it's spelled G O O.

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<v Speaker 3>D b ye. What was the name of the city

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<v Speaker 3>that you have?

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<v Speaker 2>Goodbye?

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<v Speaker 3>Thank you? No?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh sir?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, good afternoon. This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, you called me trying to sell me something?

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<v Speaker 2>Helloh yes, good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 5>Who's what company you're from?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm from Zone Pilates on DVD. Who am I speaking with?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, just so you know, if a person tells you

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<v Speaker 5>that they do not want to be bothered, it's against

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<v Speaker 5>the law to keep calling that kissing them. Now, if

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<v Speaker 5>you call this number again, your company ready to be

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<v Speaker 5>paired for a lawsuit because it's against the law. And

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a business owner, so I know.

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<v Speaker 2>This My question, do you understand?

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<v Speaker 5>Would you like, hey, don't call the phone number again

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<v Speaker 5>or there will be problems?

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like to fin Hello? Oh yes, good afternoon.

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<v Speaker 2>This is mister Michael Oppenheimer with Zone Plates always.

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<v Speaker 3>With the seven eleven lady back on the phone.

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<v Speaker 5>My friend has asked you more than one not to

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<v Speaker 5>call the phone number. It's against the law as a talma,

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<v Speaker 5>that is to harass somebody. If I have all your

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<v Speaker 5>information and I will go to the Better Business Bureau

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<v Speaker 5>and have your company fines and suit.

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<v Speaker 2>Would you like Zone Pilate's on BD.

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<v Speaker 5>What stop calling this number and or we will take action?

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<v Speaker 5>Do you understand what that means?

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<v Speaker 2>I can get what that means. It's the surest way

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<v Speaker 2>for you to get into shape.

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<v Speaker 5>No, ma'am, do you understand? Oh my god, what's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>My name is mister Michael Oppenheimer.

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<v Speaker 5>And what's the company like for against el.

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<v Speaker 2>Just Duran because you've been phone tapped?

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<v Speaker 5>This guy's phone TAPPEDO are you kidding me?

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<v Speaker 3>Oho? Robert, you gonna kidd me?

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<v Speaker 5>You better get like a free teacher or a gift

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<v Speaker 5>certivocate or someplace. Seriously, the Elvis Durant phone tap