Speaker 1: Breaking jewels second day. The definition of a gentleman has
Speaker 1: changed a lot over the years. It used to be
Speaker 1: you'd open up the door for a lady or maybe
Speaker 1: tip your cap when she entered the room, I pull
Speaker 1: out her chair and then wait till she's about to
Speaker 1: sit down and pull it out even more so she falls.
Speaker 1: But nowadays the definition of a true gentleman is just
Speaker 1: somebody who can fight back the grinders. That is true.
Speaker 1: Just somebody to fend off all the thirsty dudes at
Speaker 1: the club trying to grind on you. And that's who's
Speaker 1: on the phone today for a second date update, a
Speaker 1: real life gentleman. His name is Tim. Tim. What's up? Yeah, Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going on. You were able to fight those type
Speaker 1: of dudes off, man, I can do it all day long. Man,
Speaker 1: I'm trained combat specially. You are like a superhero, sir,
Speaker 1: like a I'm in ninja. Yes, your email said you
Speaker 1: met the girl that you want to call today at
Speaker 1: the club because you were fighting off the other dudes
Speaker 1: that were trying to grind on her. Yeah. Man, you
Speaker 1: know I'll see something I like. You know, I'll just
Speaker 1: go for it, you know, And I'm not taking no
Speaker 1: porn answer. So that's that's what happened. Okay, So how
Speaker 1: does that work? Did you like try to box him
Speaker 1: out like you're playing basketball or something, I mean, how
Speaker 1: you fight off the grinders? No, you know it. It
Speaker 1: was simple, man. I'm saw him on dance floor, so
Speaker 1: I'll do all up on her. And I was just like,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna be Captain Stavehole
Speaker 1: real quick. So I went over there, I started doing
Speaker 1: all my dance moves, you know what I'm saying. I
Speaker 1: hit it with the kickstand. That's what really got got
Speaker 1: got our attention, you know. I hit it with the kickstand,
Speaker 1: and from there it was only cracking. Man, that's actually
Speaker 1: really impressive. So the kickstand just to clarify as a
Speaker 1: dance move. Yeah, yeah, that's a dance move. I've been
Speaker 1: doing that since like, you know, the mid nineties, man,
Speaker 1: So that's that's my goal to it's like dancing, right.
Speaker 1: What's her name? First of all, her name was arn.
Speaker 1: She was beautiful, she was attractive, long curve here. She's
Speaker 1: definitely somebody I've never seen at the club before. Because
Speaker 1: I kind of I get in on the first name
Speaker 1: basis you know what I'm saying, I'm out there that much.
Speaker 1: So I haven't seen her around. So I was definitely like, whoa.
Speaker 1: So wait, you go into a club and everybody knows
Speaker 1: you by your first name, is what you're saying. Yeah,
Speaker 1: at least I like to think so. But no, I
Speaker 1: go to this club all the time, you know. And
Speaker 1: so I saw her. I hadn't seen her before, so
Speaker 1: I was like, okay, you go a newbie. You know,
Speaker 1: it's kind of like rookie hazing almost. How did she
Speaker 1: react when you fended off all the other dude humpers
Speaker 1: out there? Well, she was definitely impressed by my ninja skills,
Speaker 1: and so I asked her, if you know, we can
Speaker 1: hang out outside for a little bit. And you know,
Speaker 1: I like to keep the slow, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: like to like rush into it. So we went outside.
Speaker 1: You know, I'm a smoker, I didn't. I didn't know
Speaker 1: if she smoked. I kind of assumed every one of
Speaker 1: these days smoke. So I offered her a cigarette. I
Speaker 1: think you should assume the opposite, sir, like, no one
Speaker 1: smokes anymore. No I'm smoking anymore. Well, okay, well let
Speaker 1: me let me let me put it this way. So
Speaker 1: I offered her a cigarette and she said, of course,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't smoke, and I was like, well,
Speaker 1: of course need to do. Why he's here eat cigarette?
Speaker 1: So yeah, of course no one's smoked anymore. You know,
Speaker 1: we're smoking eat cigarette. Still kind of smoking though, I
Speaker 1: mean kind of. I mean it's like it's like smoking
Speaker 1: for plays. I don't know, I mean, so, you know,
Speaker 1: I offered her eat cigarette, and I don't think she
Speaker 1: was too crazy if I've bad idea. So I went
Speaker 1: ahead to take a couple of USS and went back inside.
Speaker 1: And when you guys went back inside, did you hang
Speaker 1: out for a while after that? Was everything cool or
Speaker 1: was she turned off by the smoking? No? No, we
Speaker 1: definitely hung out for a little bit. We talked a
Speaker 1: little bit, and she was just kind of like, I
Speaker 1: don't know, man, like a deer in headlights to the
Speaker 1: whole scene. I guess, because I don't know if she
Speaker 1: ever went to a club before, or she was like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, four year old version or something like that.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I think I kept her entertained
Speaker 1: and I was definitely on my a game that right.
Speaker 1: So I got her number, and I think it was great.
Speaker 1: And so when you guys left, did she like leave
Speaker 1: with her friends? You left with your friends and you
Speaker 1: didn't say much else to each other or right? Well,
Speaker 1: you know, right right, I didn't take her home or
Speaker 1: anything like that. I'm kind of a gentleman, you know.
Speaker 1: But I did text her that night and just you know,
Speaker 1: told her good night, and I look forward to speaking
Speaker 1: with her again or seeing her again. So yeah, and
Speaker 1: did she text you back? So here in Lisborough? Right,
Speaker 1: you know, a pseudo attack, total looking forward to saying
Speaker 1: her again. A few hours go by, A day goes by,
Speaker 1: nothing or nothing. So another day goes by, and you know,
Speaker 1: I finally get a text from her and she said, sorry,
Speaker 1: I've just been busy, And of course I'm just like,
Speaker 1: well okay, so tell me about it. You know, you
Speaker 1: don't just kind of like lead with that and then nothing, right, so,
Speaker 1: you know, kind of like chiming in and like, you know,
Speaker 1: what's going on, let's hang out. Nothing Another day goes
Speaker 1: I mean, this is literally going on for a week,
Speaker 1: and like all I'm getting from her it's just like,
Speaker 1: you know, I've been busy, So she's blowing you off.
Speaker 1: It seems like I mean that's not an ugly word.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that's definitely what it seems. But and why
Speaker 1: do you care so much? To be honest with you,
Speaker 1: Like I said, I go to this club a lot.
Speaker 1: I kind of go out and like to have a
Speaker 1: nice time and party, but I don't really run into
Speaker 1: too many girls that I would say. You know what,
Speaker 1: I can. I can really settle down with this one
Speaker 1: here and offer my last name for her, you know
Speaker 1: what I mean? Just really you see myself having a
Speaker 1: future with her. So that's I think that's want to
Speaker 1: care so much, and I haven't. I haven't had that happen.
Speaker 1: After hanging out with her at the club for a
Speaker 1: couple hours, you feel that strongly? I do? I do?
Speaker 1: I do? Wow. I hope this works out then, oh definitely,
Speaker 1: I mean I do too. If I can ever hear
Speaker 1: from her, all well, we'll play a song, come back,
Speaker 1: call her and get your second date up there? All right?
Speaker 1: All right? Cool? Okay, hang on, I gotta kind no
Speaker 1: women looking jubil in the morning update. If you're just
Speaker 1: joining us for today's second date update. Every dude has
Speaker 1: it happened once in their life where they meet the
Speaker 1: woman that can tame the beast inside them and get
Speaker 1: him to settle down. And Tim is on the phone
Speaker 1: with us right now, and Tim wants his beast teamed.
Speaker 1: Whoa okay, now he got dirty. He got dirty real quick, Juba.
Speaker 1: Isn't that right, Tim? You need your beast team, don't you?
Speaker 1: I absolutely do. I love it down to that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I bet you, dude, Tim. Tim met a girl named
Speaker 1: Tarin at the club. He met her because like other
Speaker 1: dudes are dancing on her, and he went up and
Speaker 1: saved her from all those guys and then they hung
Speaker 1: out for a little while. But after that, she keeps
Speaker 1: texting him saying that she's busy and she can't hang out,
Speaker 1: and it's kind of obvious that she's trying to blow
Speaker 1: him off a little bit. But Tim says that he
Speaker 1: thinks that he could see a future with her after
Speaker 1: hanging out for just one night, so he really wants
Speaker 1: to get her on the phone and find out why
Speaker 1: she won't go out with him. Tim, You're ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm ready, man, Let's do it. All right, Well, we're
Speaker 1: gonna call Taran right now and see if we can
Speaker 1: get her on the phone. Here we go, Hello, All
Speaker 1: is this Taran? Yeah? Who's this? This is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewil in the Morning. How are you? I'm
Speaker 1: sorry to say that. I guess this is Jewel from
Speaker 1: Brook and Jewel in the Morning. It's a radio show.
Speaker 1: H Okay, okay, you big time listener. I mean I
Speaker 1: listened to the radio. Okay, we're on it all right.
Speaker 1: So you may not have heard us before, but at
Speaker 1: least you've heard of the radio. And we have a
Speaker 1: radio show. And one of our listeners actually asked us
Speaker 1: if we could call you really Yeah, his name is
Speaker 1: Timm oh Ti. Whoa why do he call you guys?
Speaker 1: Because he said he really liked you, and now you're
Speaker 1: kind of blowing him like you're telling him you're busy
Speaker 1: all the time and you won't meet up for a
Speaker 1: second date. Oh my gosh, are you serious? Wait? Are
Speaker 1: you laughing because you're flattered and excited? Are you laughing
Speaker 1: because Tim's blame um a little both? I guess huh,
Speaker 1: so you're kind of excited, but also he's kind of lame.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't say lame. He's kind of corny, and he
Speaker 1: looks like he might be an okay guy. But I
Speaker 1: don't know really how to take it. Up. I mean
Speaker 1: I barely talked to him. I texted him like a
Speaker 1: couple of times. But yeah, we talked to him about
Speaker 1: your date date. What do you mean date? How about
Speaker 1: this the night you met then if it wasn't a date? Really? Yeah,
Speaker 1: he told us about that. He told us how he
Speaker 1: kind of saved you from some other dudes. We're trying
Speaker 1: to dance with you and then you guys ended up
Speaker 1: hanging out for a while. No way saved me from
Speaker 1: some other dudes, yeah, he said, guy, you know, like
Speaker 1: the guys on the club that like try to hump
Speaker 1: your leg for two long He said, he rescued you
Speaker 1: from them. If he was one of the guys that
Speaker 1: was humping my legs, and he saved me from himself.
Speaker 1: But I was doing perfectly fine. Okay, so he didn't
Speaker 1: save you necessarily. But did you enjoy hanging out with him?
Speaker 1: I mean he was just coming off like kind of
Speaker 1: like my chismo, Like he talked to a lot of
Speaker 1: women or talks to women all the time. So I
Speaker 1: was just like, that was my first time going to
Speaker 1: that place, and I mean it seems like he was
Speaker 1: kind of popular too, because you know, it's like all
Speaker 1: the waitress were coming all over him, and you know,
Speaker 1: they were like high fiveing him, and he was like
Speaker 1: the party guy. I guess. You know, so you think
Speaker 1: he's a player, and that's why you don't want to
Speaker 1: go out with him. Uh yeah, because I don't really
Speaker 1: date a lot of people. I'm pretty selective, just because nowadays,
Speaker 1: he just never can be too short, so I just
Speaker 1: rather not spread my energy too thin. So that is
Speaker 1: actually really smart. Yeah, he just came across almost like
Speaker 1: a little bit easy too. So if he would have
Speaker 1: been more sincere and kind of like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: more vulnerable about who he was, would you have given
Speaker 1: him a shot? Then? I don't know. I don't know
Speaker 1: who his real self is. But he came across like,
Speaker 1: you know, he has a monster truck or something. I
Speaker 1: don't know. It's funny that you say people have ulterior motives,
Speaker 1: because I need to let you know that he's actually
Speaker 1: on the other line listening right now. I wants to
Speaker 1: talk to you. What the fuck are you serious? That's response? Ever?
Speaker 1: Are you there? Hey? Yeah, I'm here, was going on tarn.
Speaker 1: How are you doing? Oh him? Uh yeah, nice to here?
Speaker 1: You are too, Mark. That's convincing. That's the tarent I
Speaker 1: know and love. Oh my gosh, this is crazy. So
Speaker 1: you're kind of surprised by all of this or what? Yes, like,
Speaker 1: what is going on? Like? Wait? Wait? I mean I
Speaker 1: just haven't heard from you, so I, by any means necessary,
Speaker 1: I needed to hear your voice and wanted to get
Speaker 1: in contact with you again, hang out some more. And
Speaker 1: you've definitely made an imprint on my life and in
Speaker 1: my heart, so I'd like to talk to you some more. Wow.
Speaker 1: I mean that's really sweet. Tim. Um, I'm this is
Speaker 1: all very flattering, but um, I don't know if you've
Speaker 1: been listening, but you know, you kind of came across
Speaker 1: as someone that's like really not my type. Like I'm
Speaker 1: more of a laid back. I want someone who's just
Speaker 1: you know, calmly wax, who can be themselves. And I
Speaker 1: really didn't get that vibe from you, So I don't know,
Speaker 1: I don't feel like you would be a good good match.
Speaker 1: You know. I tend to disagree with you on that
Speaker 1: because I think we that's that's actually that's actually the
Speaker 1: type of guy I am. I mean, I mean, for
Speaker 1: a second, just think about our names, Tim and Terence starts,
Speaker 1: they both start rotive. KNT. I mean we're both dynamite together, right,
Speaker 1: that's what she's talking about. That, Oh God, to get
Speaker 1: more than that exactly. I feel like you have a
Speaker 1: book in your back pocket that you study before you
Speaker 1: talk to a girl like that is just what I'm
Speaker 1: talking about. I'm just I'm just naturally smooth like that.
Speaker 1: I mean, if there was something to study, then of
Speaker 1: course i'd study you. Jim. Stop, you're not hearing what
Speaker 1: she's saying. Oh what do you mean, Jim? She wants
Speaker 1: someone to I don't know, bear their soulcer essentially. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's kind of intense, but okay, sold them to not
Speaker 1: get it. I get it. I'm trying to impress you.
Speaker 1: A little nervous and all to get stuff. But it's
Speaker 1: because I really like you, you know. And again it's
Speaker 1: I don't I don't say that too often. I don't
Speaker 1: say that to everyone. Um, you definitely just struck my heart.
Speaker 1: You know. The night I saw you and I thought
Speaker 1: we had a great conversation. You had a beautiful smile,
Speaker 1: and not too many girls are okay with you know easiggs,
Speaker 1: you know, and I'm smoking. Stop there, you stop there, too,
Speaker 1: No more, that's love right there is cool with your sack.
Speaker 1: Forget that part, Taren. Listen to everything else he said before.
Speaker 1: That was actually really good. That was sweet. We talked
Speaker 1: to Tim for a little bit before we called you,
Speaker 1: and he said all that stuff to us too. He's
Speaker 1: really into you. Well yeah, I mean that's sweet and everything.
Speaker 1: But I just don't know. I don't know if we
Speaker 1: were in the right space or me especially, you know,
Speaker 1: for you know where he's trying to go with it.
Speaker 1: Why don't you find out by going out with him again?
Speaker 1: Would you go out with him on a second date.
Speaker 1: We will pay for it, Taron. Taron, before you say anything,
Speaker 1: before you answer that, I just want you to know,
Speaker 1: and I mean it's from the bottom of my heart.
Speaker 1: Go out again. I know they mentioned they'll pay for it,
Speaker 1: but if the check bounces, it's on me. Baby. Oh
Speaker 1: my god, this guy ever Stott, Are you serious? I
Speaker 1: want us to be like Kanye and Kim you know,
Speaker 1: I want to want us to be like Oprah and Deadman.
Speaker 1: You know what's really with Deadman? Like no, Well, you
Speaker 1: know we do. Some good things come to an end.
Speaker 1: But you know we can, we can, we can try
Speaker 1: let's just try up him. UM. You are definitely um
Speaker 1: a funny, charming guy. I think you'd probably be wonderful
Speaker 1: for the right girl. However, I just don't see our
Speaker 1: Yin and Yang matching up. I don't think. I don't
Speaker 1: think we would be a good fit. So I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to pass on the second day. I thought you'd
Speaker 1: give him a second chance. I really thought I would too,
Speaker 1: but he couldn't turn it off, so I don't want
Speaker 1: it eno. We don't even we don't even have to
Speaker 1: even address the ying Yang part until you're ready, Like,
Speaker 1: that's how serious I am. I'm ready to, you know,
Speaker 1: lay it down for everyone to decide. You know what
Speaker 1: I mean. I'll burn the Black Book if I have
Speaker 1: to give myself a metro mobile, you know, track phone
Speaker 1: and get rid of all my contacts. I mean, I
Speaker 1: will do that. He's ready and everything, and just focus
Speaker 1: on you, Karen, Are you sure you know what's him?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna reward your persistence, and I'm gonna tell you, yes,
Speaker 1: I will go on the second date with you. You're serious, Tar,
Speaker 1: you got him again? Just one day. That's it. I'm
Speaker 1: not prying making any promises for anything. Else, but I
Speaker 1: will give him a real official date I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: I'm talking about. You know, it was like, this is
Speaker 1: like my Rocky boutball moment. This is like when Rocky
Speaker 1: got the shot at the champ Apollo freed Man. This
Speaker 1: is what I'm talking about, Tarn. You don't know how
Speaker 1: much you know. We're gonna do the world a favorite.
Speaker 1: We just did the world a favor, you and I together.
Speaker 1: I tell you, Tim, Tim, please regret my decision. Please
Speaker 1: you regret You won't regret it. I'm just I'm so
Speaker 1: pamed to go out with you. That's that's all. You
Speaker 1: will not regret this. I tomm it and hear that, Tarrant,
Speaker 1: it sounds like you've tamed the beast. I don't even
Speaker 1: know what that means, but we'll see a broken jewel
Speaker 1: in the morning. You