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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that's been pitching local high school

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Speaker 1: cheerleading groups on new shapes to do other than the

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Speaker 1: standard pyramid.

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Speaker 2: Okay, it's too basic.

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Speaker 1: If you do it right, a nine person rhombus is

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Speaker 1: totally doable.

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Speaker 3: It's gonna win some competitions.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 1: Stepping up, ladies with Laser stories the segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we've got a laser. Those other quadrilattie

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Speaker 1: baddies just don't. This first laser story is out of Virginia.

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Speaker 1: A forty two year old woman named Stephanie Lawson was

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Speaker 1: jolted awake in the middle of the night when she

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Speaker 1: heard a very loud noise. At first, she thought it

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Speaker 1: was a tornado, but then she looked outside and realized

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Speaker 1: the weather was normal, so she thought maybe her cat

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Speaker 1: knocks something down.

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Speaker 4: Dude, you're just hoping like fingers crossed. Please gotta be

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Speaker 4: my cat. Please.

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Speaker 1: Well, it turns out she was wrong on that guest too,

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Speaker 1: because she soon found out a car crashed into her home.

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Speaker 2: What the heck, I take that.

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Speaker 4: Over over an intruder.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's also a type of intruder.

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Speaker 1: Well, you know, a yellow Dodge Charger veered off the

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Speaker 1: road at a high speed, maybe one hundred miles an hour,

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Speaker 1: hit a fence, careened across the yard, ripped through an

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Speaker 1: above ground pool, slammed into a deck, and then went

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Speaker 1: right into Stephanie's residence.

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Speaker 2: Woo was going really fast.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like one of those Remember you used to

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Speaker 4: go to those diners where they'd have the car coming

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Speaker 4: through the wall.

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Speaker 1: Mix Even Diesel try that in his Fast and Furious films,

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Speaker 1: even stranger. When Stephanie confronted the driver, the guy begged

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Speaker 1: her not to call the police and offered her fifty

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Speaker 1: thousand dollars if she'd just let this go.

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Speaker 4: Wait a minute, you're seeing the bottom level of your house.

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Speaker 2: But that she cover it, she told officers.

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Speaker 1: He offered me lots of money and said his dad

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Speaker 1: was a millionaire, and I was like, no, I'm calling

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Speaker 1: the police. He then ran off, leaving the car on

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Speaker 1: her property. The police have identified the suspect, but it's

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Speaker 1: unclear if they've arrested him yet.

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Speaker 3: Dude, I want to.

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Speaker 2: Know if his dad's really a millionaire.

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Speaker 1: Did they find or did the police accept a cash

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Speaker 1: bribe to make this disappear, and thankfully it doesn't sound

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Speaker 1: like anybody was hurting.

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Speaker 2: All the chaos. Thank God, that's the best part.

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Speaker 1: His next laser stories out of eating so good in

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Speaker 1: your neighborhood. Okay, Apple, if you missed the breaking news

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Speaker 1: bulletin on your local TV broadcast, Applebee's brought back there

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Speaker 1: all you can eat wings, riblets or shrimp deal last month.

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Speaker 4: It's going to be the end of them.

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Speaker 2: Look what happened to red Lobster. You eat and we

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Speaker 2: ate them out.

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Speaker 1: Well, they are not messing around about the all you

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Speaker 1: can eat part. I say that because a twenty eight

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Speaker 1: year old Chicago woman got arrested Friday night after sharing

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Speaker 1: her all you can eat order with other people.

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Speaker 2: At her table. Arrested. It's not all we can eat,

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Speaker 2: that's right.

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Speaker 1: And her name is shaw Nisha Cobbs, and she had

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Speaker 1: arrested for that. An employee saw her do it and

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Speaker 1: told her it wasn't allowed. She told them she thought

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Speaker 1: all you can eat men everyone in your group and

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Speaker 1: claimed the men you didn't specifically say it was per person. Okay,

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Speaker 1: next time I go in, I'm gonna go guys, everyone

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Speaker 1: in the restaurant.

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Speaker 3: I got things escalated when the bill came and the

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Speaker 3: manager charged them for multiple all you can eat deals,

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Speaker 3: each one costing sixteen dollars.

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Speaker 2: Still a great deal, to be honest.

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Speaker 1: Now you were wondering why she got arrested, Police say

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Speaker 1: Shawneesho got loud and disorderly when they arrived, and she

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Speaker 1: ignored requests from then and a friend to calm down.

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Speaker 1: So she's now facing charges for disorderly conduct charge. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I mean right, at least stabbed the waitress if you're

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Speaker 1: gonna get arrested. Also, one of her buddies ended up

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Speaker 1: paying the bill in full after cops showed them that

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Speaker 1: the menus find print did in fact say it was

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Speaker 1: a per person like, yeah, I should legal departments.

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Speaker 4: You listen, lady, We've been here before.

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Speaker 1: Apparently Shannisha didn't ever glasses on at the time to

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Speaker 3: So she's like, well, what about these bottomless margarita that

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Speaker 3: may have contributed to.

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Speaker 2: The dollar ones.

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Speaker 1: This next Laser Stories had a fast food central. Taco

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Speaker 1: Bell announced that they're bringing back one popular menu item

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Speaker 1: from each decade from the sixties through the early two thousands.

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Speaker 2: Give me a double date.

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Speaker 1: Everything on the list costs three dollars or less. So

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Speaker 1: here they are from the nineteen sixties, the regular toastadatus

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Speaker 1: burner crispy tortilla topped with beans, red sauce, lettuce, and cheese.

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Speaker 1: It was on their original menu in nineteen sixty two.

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Speaker 1: People are wondering why they would bring it back, dud.

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Speaker 4: If they charged what they charged in nineteen sixty two,

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Speaker 4: then it'd be exciting.

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Speaker 2: From the seventies, the green burrito already. Don't worry, it's

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Speaker 2: meant to be green.

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Speaker 4: Actually, from the seventies.

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Speaker 2: This has been vacca for a very long time. I

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Speaker 2: found them these babies up.

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Speaker 1: Reef fried beans, onions, cheese, and green tomatillo sauce.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that sounds good.

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Speaker 1: Looks like it was discontinued sometime in the nineties, but

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Speaker 1: even Taco Bell management is unsure.

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Speaker 2: They say it seriously just stopped being made. Mysterious green burrito.

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Speaker 2: Forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: From the eighties, the Mechsi melt is coming back, and

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Speaker 1: from the nineties the beef Gordita supreme o.

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Speaker 2: I forgot about that.

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Speaker 1: Both were discontinued five years ago. You might remember the

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Speaker 1: talk about Chihuahua hawking them back in the day.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Finally from the early two thousands, the caramel apple and panada.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's so good.

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Speaker 4: If they could make it a little salted, I would

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Speaker 4: sew like a salted caramel apple and panada.

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Speaker 2: It's the only dessert item on the list.

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Speaker 1: And Taco Bell says the ideas meant for those who

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Speaker 1: quote fondly remember these menu items, and for those who

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Speaker 1: have yet to experience the delight.

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Speaker 4: I'm sorry, Jose, they're not bringing back your face.

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Speaker 1: This next Lazer story is out of the name games.

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Speaker 1: Seems like every kid is being named Liam and Olivia

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Speaker 1: these days, but that won't always be the case, because

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Speaker 1: names go in and out of fashion all the time.

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Speaker 2: At least usually. And I say that.

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Speaker 1: Because there is a list of online old school names

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Speaker 1: people say will never ever become popular again.

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Speaker 4: Oh, that won't be popular again.

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Speaker 2: So here's the highlights.

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Speaker 1: Number one, Elmo, I think a cute name?

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Speaker 2: I do? Yeah, because of Sesame Street.

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Speaker 1: Obviously, lady people are like, probably not going to name

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Speaker 1: my kid after a hyperactive redhead. Probably not going to

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Speaker 1: bed Number two Kermit, probably for the same attact reason.

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Speaker 1: Elmo piggy Watch. Number three, This seems to be very

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Speaker 1: popular back in the day, Ebenezer, I agree. Number four Adolph,

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Speaker 1: oh yeah, is not going back to Elmo.

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Speaker 2: I'm not sure what happened with that one.

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Speaker 1: Then you have Aryl, Horace, and Fanny, names that were

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Speaker 1: big a century ago but never made a resurgence. As

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Speaker 1: for the names that were big just fifteen years ago,

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Speaker 1: but you never see him in the top one hundred anymore.

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Speaker 1: Karen duh Alexa for the Amazon Echo.

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Speaker 2: And Gary, Gary, Gary, and I want my go to

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Speaker 2: have a friend named Gary. That'd be so funny.

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Speaker 1: We can't imagine a little baby named Gary.

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Speaker 2: Well.

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Speaker 1: Fun fact, this guy was seconds away from being named Gary,

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Speaker 1: but then his parents watched him latch onto the doctor's

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Speaker 1: leg and they're like, Nope, that's not a Gary, that's

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Speaker 1: a humper for sure. That sound means Laser Stories has

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Speaker 1: come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 2: We're doing again at the same time.

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Speaker 4: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning