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Speaker 1: OKOP. I'm Samuel Donner and I'm John Frah and this

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Speaker 1: is okop. We tell the funniest stories on REDDA and John,

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Speaker 1: I have a heart wrenching and funny story kind of

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Speaker 1: to tell you. What is your accidentally caught your spouse

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Speaker 1: cheating horror story? My college girlfriend and I lived together

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Speaker 1: for a year. One day I realized she'd always have

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Speaker 1: her phone on silence or just plane ignore calls from

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Speaker 1: someone named Jennifer. Already sas I'm suspicious, So one day

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Speaker 1: I write down the number and call it. A week later,

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Speaker 1: my suspicions were right. It ends up being her other boyfriend,

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Speaker 1: who she had never broken up with before she came

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Speaker 1: to college whoa. And the thing is, neither of us

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Speaker 1: knew about each other, and she had been visiting him

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Speaker 1: when she went home to see her parents on some

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Speaker 1: weekends and breaks.

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Speaker 2: WHOA.

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Speaker 1: I wanted to break up with her, but her mom

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Speaker 1: had the goal to say, sometimes you just have to

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Speaker 1: accept things, and how I owed.

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Speaker 2: Her an apology for breaking up with her. So sometimes

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Speaker 2: you need to get slapped in the face.

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Speaker 1: Exactly what the heck? I was like, what are you

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Speaker 1: talking about? And the thing is, it gets so so

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Speaker 1: much worse. So they don't break up, they stay together

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Speaker 1: a little bit worse. So she was a pole dancer,

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Speaker 1: and I found out she cheated on me with a

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Speaker 1: client and some frat dude, and then cheated on me

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Speaker 1: a week before my birthday. Oh some birthday present, bro,

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Speaker 1: some birthday present.

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Speaker 2: Birthday.

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Speaker 1: And that was after I had bought her tickets for

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Speaker 1: a romantic cruise. Oh god, no, your crows straight to

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Speaker 1: break up there door. She also had a weird relationship

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Speaker 1: with her female best friend, who I found out was

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Speaker 1: hooking up with her, and before like and before, she

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Speaker 1: had said, oh, I'm crazy for even thinking that there

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Speaker 1: was something up.

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Speaker 2: Oh.

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Speaker 1: She then invited me to talk about all the stuff

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Speaker 1: that was going on the day after, and then I

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Speaker 1: found a rubber in her bed. Later I found out

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Speaker 1: she had hooked up with her neighbor the first day

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Speaker 1: she was there in her new apartment.

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Speaker 2: Oh gosh. Wow.

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Speaker 1: She also borrowed a ridiculous amount of money from me

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Speaker 1: that she never paid back. But the thing is, it

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Speaker 1: gets so so much worse.

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Speaker 2: This is in the end.

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Speaker 1: Stop what She ended up reaching out to me years

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Speaker 1: later when she moved to Texas after her new guy

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Speaker 1: beat her up and she got evicted from her office.

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Speaker 1: A friend of hers had said she could get weed

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Speaker 1: from her cousin, so she started chilling out with some

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Speaker 1: fake thugs out there.

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Speaker 2: Then out of.

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Speaker 1: The blue, she called me at four am because they

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Speaker 1: had gotten pulled over and the guys didn't have licenses

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Speaker 1: and they had weapons and weed with them. She said

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Speaker 1: that she had to shove the weed up you know where,

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Speaker 1: and wanted me to come get her. I laughed and said,

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Speaker 1: just call a cab, which is so savage, but honestly.

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Speaker 2: I don't think.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you want this kind of thing, and

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Speaker 1: you're A week later, she tells me her grandpa wanted

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Speaker 1: to see me. He lived close by and remembered me

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Speaker 1: as the boyfriend. So I go by and she's obviously

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Speaker 1: messed up on pills, but somehow no one else notices,

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Speaker 1: and what she does next is insane. She said the

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Speaker 1: guy she had gotten pulled over were giving her free

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Speaker 1: pills because they felt sorry for her about like the

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Speaker 1: getting pulled over situation. I tell her that's not how

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Speaker 1: that works, and nothing is for free, and that she

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Speaker 1: should definitely stop hanging out with them. Of course, she

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Speaker 1: says she knows what she's doing. A few days later,

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Speaker 1: I get another phone call from her, with her screaming, crying,

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Speaker 1: begging me to come get her at some budget motel.

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Speaker 1: Apparently she kept hanging out with those dudes and they

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Speaker 1: put something in her drink and did things to her

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Speaker 1: that she didn't want to talk about.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, I freak.

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Speaker 1: Out and say call the cops, but she just wants

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Speaker 1: me to smoke her out and take her car. I

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Speaker 1: told her I didn't have anything for her, and then

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Speaker 1: I just take her to her either her house or

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Speaker 1: a car. She freaks out on me and starts screaming

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Speaker 1: at the top of her lungs, punching my car in

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Speaker 1: windows while we're driving down the highway. No longer story short.

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Speaker 1: She left a week later to go back with her

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Speaker 1: old boyfriend who beat her got pregnant, and then he

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Speaker 1: dumped her, and then he moved to New York City

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Speaker 1: to be closer with his other baby mama. Bro, there's

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Speaker 1: train wrecks, and then there's this like.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I've never like what A what A Just like

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Speaker 3: it's like it's like getting a one punch knockout, and

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Speaker 3: then they just keep like I'm already knocked out and

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Speaker 3: then I'm dead and then I'm just you're just beating

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Speaker 3: my ghost at that point.

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Speaker 1: Like coming back.

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Speaker 2: Here's the thing though, stop answering, block her number.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, at that point something, it's like so destructive. You

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Speaker 1: gotta like, like I understand the first time. It's like, Okay, look,

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Speaker 1: here's someone I used to care about. She's in trouble.

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Speaker 1: Let me try to help her and try to correct

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Speaker 1: correct Like, hey, stop hanging out with those guys whatever.

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Speaker 1: She keeps not listening or taking your advice. There's nothing

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