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Speaker 1: This is your last chance to get your hands on

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Speaker 1: buy something for yourself, you deserve it. It's for a good car,

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Speaker 5: We got some exciting news. Really, an old friend of

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Speaker 5: the show is back.

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Speaker 2: I love when people come back.

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Speaker 5: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you're a

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Speaker 5: newer listener, you may not know. Most of us have

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Speaker 5: been on this show for fifteen years.

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Speaker 2: It is so wild how long we've been together, guys.

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Speaker 5: Maybe not Alexis, she's been here like five years or so.

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Speaker 5: But through that time we've had a lot of guests

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Speaker 5: come through these studio doors, maybe none more eclectic and

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Speaker 5: memorable than Rob Schneider.

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Speaker 1: You guys, it was the most wild day of my

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Speaker 1: entire career.

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Speaker 2: It involved bought water.

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Speaker 4: And tea and him not leaving.

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Speaker 2: A story about a pregnant dead cat.

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Speaker 4: Oh I forgot about that.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, on air, he left a lasting impression. He's he's

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Speaker 5: and he's the guy in the water Boy that yells

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's a very dalous celebrity. Yes, that's rude,

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Speaker 1: not untrue here for us, he was here for four

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Speaker 5: I say he's back because he just announced that he's

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Speaker 5: created a new daytime talk show for women, and we

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Speaker 2: For us is his daughter won't even talk to him.

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Speaker 3: No apologies.

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Speaker 6: Media.

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Speaker 3: At my new company, we're gonna do a all ladies talk

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Speaker 7: Is it the opposite of the View?

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Speaker 3: It could be it'll be the opposite because this will

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Speaker 3: When we like and it's household names and you're gonna

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Speaker 2: That he's ripped off. Yeah, it's not even.

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Speaker 5: His original night, So maybe it was all just a

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Speaker 5: we must not support him. This blindly show i'd love

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Speaker 4: You remember that's true? And he didn't have handlers. Everyone

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Speaker 4: He wanted to play Wimbrick's Box.

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Speaker 5: We're like he's embarking on an exciting new chapter in

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Speaker 8: Brook, that was very sweet and heartfelt.

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Speaker 5: Thank you so much. Let's get into the shock collar

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Speaker 5: question of the day with the Morning Show's version of Deuce.

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Speaker 5: Big aelow all our female listeners over fifty one to

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Speaker 5: hear from Big Daddy Jake.

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Speaker 5: I'm an aquarium specialist. What do kids love most about

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Speaker 7: Memory reading books, of course, Oh yeah, yeah. Forget shiny

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Speaker 7: gleefully asking their parents for dusty dog eared copies of

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Speaker 7: You can almost hear them crying out, Papa, skip the xbox.

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Speaker 7: Hand me another excerpt from Charles Dickens, and perhaps a

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Speaker 7: That's why today we're honoring the most popular holiday books

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Speaker 7: of all time during a special Christmasy Literacy edition of

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Speaker 7: plenty of twenty. Now, just say a number one through twenty.

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Speaker 7: I'll give you a hint about a famous holiday book.

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Speaker 7: your hint. A green troublemaker with a questionable dental hygiene

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Speaker 7: the Grinch.

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Speaker 7: I believe the answer is how the Grinch Stole Christmas?

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Speaker 7: Is the title of the book. Wow, very cocky, extremely cocky,

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Speaker 7: Alexis isn't listening. Alexis is out lots of hubrists there.

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Speaker 7: Let's go to Jose instead. Jose, pick a number that's

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Speaker 7: Jose, Do not test me. Swear I am on.

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Speaker 4: Edge trying to get you in a good mood.

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Speaker 7: Number two doing the opposite number two, Jose, your hint.

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Speaker 7: A boy with a golden ticket embarks on a trip

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Speaker 7: Jose and.

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Speaker 4: Willy Wonka and the chocolate factory.

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Speaker 7: Willy Wonka and the chocolate words. You've missed all of them.

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Speaker 7: The book is called The Polar Express.

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Speaker 11: That I immediately think of chocolate.

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Speaker 7: I am begging everyone in this room to lock in

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Speaker 2: No, give me number one, Brook.

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Speaker 7: Thank you for having your number ready, Brook, we're talking

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Speaker 7: Christmas books book. Here's your hint. Brook. Three unexpected house

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Speaker 4: This should be good for you.

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Speaker 6: I know.

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Speaker 1: It's called it's called a Christmas carol.

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Speaker 7: A Christmas carol is absolutely correct, Brook, Thanks to Rob

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Speaker 7: Schneider's white tea Jeffrey Rover to you don't pick one,

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Speaker 7: two or six, number ten, number ten your holiday book.

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Speaker 7: An old man's rooftop commute turns into an epic poem

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Speaker 7: that's recited every December.

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Speaker 8: Oh no, come.

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Speaker 5: On, this is the one, like, uh, but a rose

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Speaker 5: I know, like the words of it.

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Speaker 5: I certainly don't know it.

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Speaker 5: Oh now, I go, wake up. It's Christmas.

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Speaker 7: Wake up, It's Christmas. Is incorrect. It's called the Night

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Speaker 7: That means Brooke has one Today's edition up plenty of twenty,

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Speaker 1: I just can't stop thinking about Rob Shudder and how

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Speaker 2: It wasn't just the teas.

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Speaker 5: He is an impressive man. You can't wait.

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Speaker 2: You're going to shock Alexis because she wasn't here for it.

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Speaker 5: So Alexis, you're gonna get shocked while singing I saw

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Speaker 12: Clack but underneath the missile toe.

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Speaker 5: I got your phone tab coming up in just a few.

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Speaker 6: Minutes, freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: By now, we've heard all the typical stories about getting

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Speaker 8: I'll sit there.

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Speaker 5: And smell myself for hours before I jump into the shower. Brook,

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Speaker 5: You know, but if anybody does have a confession they'd

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Speaker 2: Yeah, tear it out.

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Speaker 5: We might be in touch with you to have you

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Speaker 8: She's chosen the fake name Stephanie. Stephanie, how you doing.

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Speaker 13: I'm doing all right?

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Speaker 5: How are you?

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Speaker 6: Gay man?

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Speaker 2: You found the right place to share a revenge some fans.

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Speaker 6: Love.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, let's go.

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Speaker 5: The voice changer is on. You are now the mass

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Speaker 5: speaker and the mustiness in the room. Is that an

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Speaker 5: your confess.

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Speaker 15: Everyone.

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Speaker 13: Everyone's smelling everyone's arm pick.

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Speaker 2: Just smelling mind, not on purpose, it just top is.

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Speaker 8: We're ready for your confession here, Stephanie, go ahead.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 13: So I was dating this guy. This was several years ago,

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Speaker 13: but we were dating and I was in between jobs

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Speaker 13: it was that kind of a low point totally.

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Speaker 2: It could be so scary and so stressful.

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Speaker 8: Some of us are at a low point while we're

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Speaker 13: So right, so like I'm already having all these issues.

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Speaker 13: I'm trying to find a job. You know, there's no

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Speaker 2: Oh that's when you found out because you had time

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Speaker 13: Was it unwarranted or did you kind of deserve it

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Speaker 13: deserves I definitely didn't deserve it, Like I was cleaning.

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Speaker 13: We lived together, like it was a whole thing. I'm sorry, right,

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Speaker 13: So then I kick him out. He begged me to

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Speaker 13: take him back, and like I thought about it, I'm like, well,

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Speaker 13: we've been together for a long time. No, I know,

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Speaker 13: and I did. I you know, I was like, how

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Speaker 10: You know?

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Speaker 4: Noways I feel that, but you.

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Speaker 13: Know, I really cared about him, And.

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Speaker 2: I was like, okay, and you want the person to

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Speaker 8: Yeah, it is like a commation you feeling it is.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it obviously didn't work out because he's still your ex.

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Speaker 13: But right, so here's the thing. I said, I would

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Speaker 13: take him back, he could move back in, and he

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Speaker 13: ghosted me. No, wouldn't text me, wouldn't call me.

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Also, it's like he wanted the last words.

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Speaker 2: So once you take him back, he was like, wow,

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Speaker 2: oh I hate him?

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Speaker 6: Why?

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Speaker 8: I want to hear how you got revenge?

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Speaker 13: Okay, So that's a lot of stuff to go through.

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Speaker 13: So it was like horrible, But I'm like, what's the

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Speaker 1: Murder?

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Speaker 4: Sorry that.

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Speaker 8: Maybe we go one step above that.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, maybe not quite that bad. Okay, Okay, but he

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Speaker 13: loved his job, and of course I knew where he worked,

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Speaker 13: so I applied for a low level corporate position. It's

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Speaker 13: it's a big company, and I don't want to like

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Speaker 13: say what company it is, because I still work there,

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Speaker 13: actually wait at his job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah. But here's the thing, though, it's a big company.

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Speaker 1: So it's like, what's the revenge he has to see you?

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Speaker 1: I mean, I feel like it would hurt you more

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Speaker 1: that you had to see.

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Speaker 2: Him all the job.

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Speaker 13: True, Well, there's the things. When I got the job,

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Speaker 13: he had no clue because it's two separate buildings, right,

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Speaker 13: two complete different areas.

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Speaker 4: By the way, congrats it that you're so qualified that

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Speaker 4: you could just go college education.

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Speaker 8: Just decide.

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Speaker 4: Oh I think I'm going to be corporate for a year.

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Speaker 4: That's cool, even low level corporate.

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Speaker 1: Door.

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Speaker 13: Yes, I get the job, I work my way up,

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Speaker 13: and I finally get into HR and three years.

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Speaker 5: Later, what, oh my gosh, damn, this is a long play.

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Speaker 13: Wove cold, very cold. Evidently they called me in for

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Speaker 13: a meeting because they were going to be downsizing.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I've never heard anybody say they're going to be

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Speaker 5: downsizing with such joy, Even with a masked voice, I

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Speaker 1: It's like for three years you were waiting for your

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Speaker 1: opportunity and then finally it was served on a silver platter.

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Speaker 13: Oh yes, Because of course they asked what positions do

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Speaker 13: you think that we don't need? Like where can we

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Speaker 13: scale back? And I didn't tell anyone that I knew him,

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Speaker 13: that we dated like nothing, because we never saw each other.

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Speaker 13: So you know, it never came up.

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Speaker 2: You would get in a huge amount of trouble.

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Speaker 1: You can't fire somebody because of your own personal vendetta.

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Speaker 4: That's true, but if you've been there for three years,

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Speaker 4: it's different. If it's like first day. By the way,

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Speaker 4: I have some changes I.

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Speaker 5: Want to make, came broke it. It actually sounds like

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Speaker 5: he can do exactly that, because what happened if they.

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Speaker 2: Would have found out.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, So they asked me who we could get rid

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Speaker 13: of it. I was like, well, I mean he's been

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Speaker 13: kind of following. Oh my god, sorry, I didn't. I

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Speaker 13: didn't mean to say his name.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, no, okay, we'll we'll bleep that out.

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Speaker 4: We'll b b.

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Speaker 10: Sorry.

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Speaker 5: Okay, you said your ex boyfriend's name.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, and you got him canned.

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Speaker 13: I got him canned.

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Speaker 15: In my life?

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Speaker 1: Can I ask, do you know who got to deliver

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Speaker 1: the news to him? Because I'm sure you wanted to

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Speaker 1: be there, so.

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Speaker 13: Actually I got to send the email.

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Speaker 5: No, no, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: Not kidding?

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Speaker 4: Remember me? You to clean your desk?

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Speaker 2: It feels so good, it's crazy.

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Speaker 4: Did he reply?

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Speaker 2: Did he know it was you?

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Speaker 13: He tried to reply, but I just didn't reply to

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Speaker 13: any of the emails. I didn't even read them.

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Speaker 4: I was like, no, he's getting No.

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Speaker 1: I feel like who's getting served lawsuit papers by her

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend?

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Speaker 5: Just give it a few weeks and guess who's applying

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Speaker 5: to be upper corporate manager? Who's gonna get above you?

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Speaker 5: You guys president just firing each other back and forth

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Speaker 5: till you take over that.

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Speaker 4: Juicy man?

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Speaker 6: Do you feel better now?

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Speaker 2: Are we over it? Finally? Because I feel like you

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Speaker 2: sat with this for a long time. I really did.

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Speaker 13: And you know what, that vindication was so sweet?

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Speaker 2: Okay, exactly?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, I got this. I got the job, and I

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Speaker 13: got rid of my ex.

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Speaker 5: Textion the seventy five nights. Who if you have a

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Speaker 5: confession you've been holding on to, we'll hide your identity,

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Speaker 5: mask your voice, and make you the next mass speaker

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Speaker 5: phone taps coming.

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Speaker 6: Up next freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 5: Today, we call a teacher who hasn't told anyone yet

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Speaker 5: that she secretly started dating a fellow teacher at her school.

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Speaker 5: The only person that she thinks knows is her sister,

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Speaker 5: who she's confided about it in. And the only person

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Speaker 5: her sister has confided in it's me.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, I'm gonna buster with this information. Oh no,

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Speaker 2: secret right now?

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Speaker 10: Hello?

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Speaker 6: Hello?

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Speaker 16: Is this Janet? Yeah, Hi Janet, this is Stephen Schakowski.

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Speaker 16: You don't know me, but I went into students in

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Speaker 16: mister Simon's class. Oh sorry, I just had my braces tightened.

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Speaker 10: Okay, no one, this hurts. Oh what can I help

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Speaker 10: you with?

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Speaker 12: So?

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Speaker 16: Yeah, and come to my attention that you and mister

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Speaker 16: Simon are romantic getting involved?

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Speaker 5: Is that true?

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Speaker 10: I don't know where you got that information, but that's

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Speaker 10: not appropriate to ask.

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Speaker 16: Is none of your game business where I got the information?

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Speaker 6: Lady?

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Speaker 17: Excuse me, excuse.

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Speaker 10: Me, young man, excuse me.

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Speaker 17: No, No, you don't call a teacher and speak that way.

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Speaker 17: I don't even know how you got my phone numbers.

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Speaker 16: You're never gonna know what is this called about the

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Speaker 16: reason why I'm calling is because even though mister Simon

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Speaker 16: doesn't know it yet, like he's gonna totally be in

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Speaker 16: love with my mom. Oh so pound sand.

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Speaker 18: Lady Stephen, his entire call is inappropriate. I'd like to

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Speaker 18: know your parents' names right now, and if they're nearby,

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Speaker 18: I would like to speak with them right now.

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Speaker 16: Oh yeah, you'd like to talk to my mom and block. Huh,

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Speaker 16: that's your hook strategy.

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Speaker 18: I'm letting you know right now.

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Speaker 16: Guess what I'm going to be by mis much soon,

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Speaker 16: and I'm gonna be a man.

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Speaker 17: Stephen, Stephen, you are far from a man.

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Speaker 10: You are a child.

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Speaker 18: You are speaking with an authority figure.

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Speaker 10: I am your teacher, and i'd like to speak with

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Speaker 10: your mother right now.

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Speaker 5: Please, No, you want to make this a.

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Speaker 16: Love triangle, but I don't think so. Mister Simon's not

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Speaker 16: going to be meeting your service anymore.

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Speaker 6: Are you not?

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Speaker 10: Sorry?

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Speaker 18: I am going to mister Simon myself and we are going.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, you are.

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Speaker 18: You can say it's over action, and actually I will

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Speaker 18: take this to the principle.

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Speaker 16: Oh like, I haven't been to the Prince's office before.

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Speaker 16: That's why I had my first kiss. What did you

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Speaker 16: just say, Yeah, I've kissed a girl. I bet you

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Speaker 16: thought I was a virgin.

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Speaker 17: Young man, I think you better think about what you're

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Speaker 17: trying to do here.

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Speaker 16: You know what you need to think about is I'm

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Speaker 16: a white belt lady.

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Speaker 10: Oh late, wow belt lady.

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Speaker 16: Wow yeah, white belt with yellow stripes.

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Speaker 18: Oh well, now I'm really.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, it means I'm almost full blown yellow belt.

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Speaker 18: Okay, wow, okay, let me Oh, I'm so glad I'm

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Speaker 18: nowhere near you because.

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Speaker 16: That's here you're scared.

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Speaker 15: Huh, Steven, I don't.

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Speaker 18: Know what you're trying to tell me with this whole

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Speaker 18: belt business.

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Speaker 16: Don't that mean I'm trying to tell you one day

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Speaker 16: you're going to park your car in the school parking

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Speaker 16: lot and then whammo out from a tree. I'm a

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Speaker 16: and on your roof like a ninja cat. I'm as

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Speaker 16: shit your kick aside mirror.

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Speaker 10: Oho, young man.

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Speaker 15: Do you know how much trouble you're in for making

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Speaker 15: this call?

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Speaker 16: You're when that's in trouble?

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Speaker 18: All right?

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Speaker 16: Do you realize what a smoking hot catch my mom is?

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Speaker 15: Get off the phone.

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Speaker 16: She would have done playable if she wanted to, but

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Speaker 16: she didn't feel like it.

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Speaker 18: I don't even know where you're getting all this Information's

458
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Speaker 18: gonna hear about this?

459
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Speaker 10: You're in his class? Wow, hear about this?

460
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Speaker 6: How is that gonna go for you?

461
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Speaker 16: Do you know what you just did? You're an adult.

462
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,840
Speaker 16: You shouldn't know better than it's bullying, innocent child.

463
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Speaker 6: Holy's child.

464
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Speaker 17: When you're harassing me, you call a teacher and you're harassing.

465
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Speaker 16: I'm only harassing you because your sister kid told me to.

466
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Speaker 9: What you talk?

467
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Speaker 1: How do you know my sister?

468
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Speaker 16: Yeah, your sister. You're shit.

469
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Speaker 5: You up for a print phone call on.

470
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Speaker 16: Radio, BIAX, What are you talking about?

471
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Speaker 5: I'm talking about I'm not really a teenager. My name

472
00:21:00,119 --> 00:21:01,879
Speaker 5: is jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in

473
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Speaker 5: the Morning. This is a phone tap, Janet. Oh, my

474
00:21:05,840 --> 00:21:07,040
Speaker 5: kay is the one who sets you up?

475
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Speaker 7: Hey?

476
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Speaker 10: Set me up?

477
00:21:09,840 --> 00:21:10,040
Speaker 18: Yeah?

478
00:21:11,440 --> 00:21:14,840
Speaker 5: Why why she said that you have a new boyfriend

479
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Speaker 5: who works at the school and you weren't sure what

480
00:21:16,840 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 5: people would say if they found out about it.

481
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Speaker 10: Oh my gosh, I can't even believe you.

482
00:21:24,040 --> 00:21:27,400
Speaker 5: Found it so scared by the way, Dobbins please got

483
00:21:27,440 --> 00:21:27,760
Speaker 5: that boy?

484
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Speaker 16: You better watch the trees. Oh no, I'm gonna go

485
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Speaker 16: Calibunga right on.

486
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Speaker 15: Top of your Kia No, with your yellow straight bell.

487
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Speaker 16: Yeah it means kind dangerous.

488
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Speaker 3: Yeah, I could tell you was.

489
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Speaker 6: The week up Every morning was phone taps weekday mornings

490
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Speaker 6: on the twenties, brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

491
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Speaker 8: We've all lied to our parents before.

492
00:21:54,240 --> 00:21:58,760
Speaker 5: Yeah, sometimes you have to. Yeah, no, Mom, the chicken

493
00:21:58,880 --> 00:21:59,640
Speaker 5: wasn't too dry.

494
00:22:01,040 --> 00:22:01,280
Speaker 1: Yeah.

495
00:22:01,520 --> 00:22:04,240
Speaker 5: I love the electric nose hair tremmor for my birthday.

496
00:22:04,359 --> 00:22:06,760
Speaker 5: I'm so glad you gave me that instead of a car.

497
00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:07,240
Speaker 2: Yeah.

498
00:22:08,600 --> 00:22:10,919
Speaker 5: I never even wanted to be cool anyway.

499
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Speaker 4: But look at this nose.

500
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Speaker 5: But some lies are bigger than others. And one of

501
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:19,720
Speaker 5: our listeners today needs our help for that exact reason,

502
00:22:20,160 --> 00:22:23,280
Speaker 5: because she's worried that her brother has been hiding something

503
00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:26,080
Speaker 5: from her entire family for over two years.

504
00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,679
Speaker 8: It's a big secret, and I.

505
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Speaker 5: Can promise you this, it might lead to a huge

506
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:35,160
Speaker 5: family blowout if we don't step in right now.

507
00:22:35,440 --> 00:22:37,280
Speaker 2: Oh, I love family secrets. Let's step in.

508
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Speaker 8: We're going to do it an awkward Tuesday phone call. Next,

509
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Speaker 8: it's awkward.

510
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Speaker 16: It's Tuesday.

511
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Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. I've told you guys countless

512
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Speaker 5: times about how awkward it is to hang out with

513
00:22:51,800 --> 00:22:57,960
Speaker 5: my family. Yeah, yeah, hearing about it's one thing. Living

514
00:22:58,040 --> 00:23:00,720
Speaker 5: it is a different experience because just this past weekend,

515
00:23:00,840 --> 00:23:04,480
Speaker 5: my father angrily did dishes for a half hour. Why

516
00:23:05,240 --> 00:23:07,520
Speaker 5: because nobody else was doing them at the time, So

517
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:12,000
Speaker 5: he was getting his hands wet, cursing while violently shoving

518
00:23:12,160 --> 00:23:14,840
Speaker 5: plates into the dishwasher, screaming about how he doesn't want

519
00:23:14,840 --> 00:23:16,119
Speaker 5: to get food poisoning again.

520
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Speaker 2: All right, checks out.

521
00:23:18,640 --> 00:23:22,480
Speaker 5: So there you go, just a normal family gathering for

522
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Speaker 5: the debos, and one of our listeners, Lauren, is having

523
00:23:26,040 --> 00:23:29,680
Speaker 5: your own issues with an upcoming family get together, apparently

524
00:23:29,760 --> 00:23:33,120
Speaker 5: regarding her brother, Lauren, do you think maybe your brother

525
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Speaker 5: wants to hang out and do dishes with my dad

526
00:23:35,119 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 5: because it might actually solve both of our problems?

527
00:23:38,160 --> 00:23:38,360
Speaker 10: Yeah?

528
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Speaker 15: I would love that.

529
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Speaker 1: Okay, I mean Jeff says that, but you know, he

530
00:23:43,080 --> 00:23:45,080
Speaker 1: was in the other room being like, I know he's mad,

531
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Speaker 1: but I really don't want to do him.

532
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:50,240
Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, dad, can't it down watching the musical?

533
00:23:51,720 --> 00:23:56,119
Speaker 5: Don't judge me enough about my dad and his dishes. Anger.

534
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Speaker 8: What about your brother? What's going on with him?

535
00:23:59,160 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 19: Oh?

536
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Speaker 15: Okay, So it's rather bizarre because my brother has been

537
00:24:03,200 --> 00:24:06,199
Speaker 15: in a relationship with a girl for about two years now.

538
00:24:06,480 --> 00:24:07,879
Speaker 2: Okay, so they've been together for a.

539
00:24:07,880 --> 00:24:11,280
Speaker 15: While, Yeah, they have, they have two years. Especially for

540
00:24:11,400 --> 00:24:13,439
Speaker 15: my brother, two years is a while because he's always

541
00:24:13,440 --> 00:24:16,680
Speaker 15: been a super career oriented focused guy.

542
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Speaker 2: You know, I thought for sure that was not going

543
00:24:19,119 --> 00:24:23,560
Speaker 2: to be followed by a compliment, and it was, well,

544
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:24,120
Speaker 2: you thought he's.

545
00:24:24,000 --> 00:24:24,920
Speaker 5: Going to he's a big loser.

546
00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:25,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, exactly.

547
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Speaker 2: He's my brother and he'd want to be with him.

548
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Speaker 8: Some people are like that though they don't get into

549
00:24:33,119 --> 00:24:34,120
Speaker 8: a lot of relationships.

550
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, like me.

551
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Speaker 15: Right, But the issue is that it's been two years

552
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Speaker 15: and we've never met her.

553
00:24:40,760 --> 00:24:44,080
Speaker 8: What, oh that sketch's a long time.

554
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Speaker 2: You've never met her?

555
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Speaker 15: Well, he's super secretive about her and like he won't

556
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:52,520
Speaker 15: tell us much or show us photos, Like he's showing

557
00:24:52,600 --> 00:24:56,320
Speaker 15: me a couple of polaroids. Polaroid, I mean polaroids. I

558
00:24:56,440 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 15: know he's he's vintage. What I SA.

559
00:25:00,000 --> 00:25:01,080
Speaker 2: You can put him from your phone now?

560
00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:01,480
Speaker 6: Yeah?

561
00:25:01,760 --> 00:25:03,040
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that's right.

562
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Speaker 2: Do they live in another country or something?

563
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:05,960
Speaker 6: Is that? What?

564
00:25:06,160 --> 00:25:08,560
Speaker 2: Like, I just they can't be close to you then, right,

565
00:25:09,119 --> 00:25:09,640
Speaker 2: we don't.

566
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Speaker 10: Live super close.

567
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Speaker 15: No, but whenever the opportunity for us to meet her

568
00:25:13,119 --> 00:25:15,280
Speaker 15: comes up all of a sudden, she either busy or

569
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:19,080
Speaker 15: sick or something's come up, and it's you know, it's

570
00:25:19,119 --> 00:25:20,200
Speaker 15: just getting super weird.

571
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:22,880
Speaker 8: Yeah, what do you think is happening in this situation?

572
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,879
Speaker 5: Do you think he's just ashamed of you and your family?

573
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:25,479
Speaker 6: Oh?

574
00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:27,680
Speaker 2: I thought he was going to be the girlfriend.

575
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Speaker 5: That's where I went.

576
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Speaker 8: That's that's why I didn't introduce anybody either.

577
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Speaker 1: Yeah.

578
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Speaker 15: I think there's always this pressure from my parents. So

579
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Speaker 15: when are you going to settle down? You know, when

580
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Speaker 15: are you going to get married and have a family.

581
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Speaker 15: And part of me thinks he may have made her

582
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Speaker 15: up just to get them off his back.

583
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Speaker 14: Oh, I think she's real.

584
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Speaker 2: Oh, there's a realty.

585
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Speaker 10: Oh.

586
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Speaker 8: I had one of those girlfriends for a few years

587
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Speaker 8: and that was kind of nice. Yeah.

588
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Speaker 5: You just just someone that you make up just to

589
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Speaker 5: get your parents off your back.

590
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Speaker 4: The same girl for fifteen years and thousand and third grade.

591
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Speaker 8: I told you, Sarah's just very shy.

592
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Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, that would be one thing to make it

593
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Speaker 1: up for your parents because they're putting pressure on you.

594
00:26:06,720 --> 00:26:08,960
Speaker 2: But he would lie to you as well. You think

595
00:26:09,000 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 2: you're his own sister about a girlfriend?

596
00:26:11,280 --> 00:26:16,920
Speaker 15: Yeah, you might be embarrassed, you know, and I just

597
00:26:17,040 --> 00:26:19,320
Speaker 15: want to let him know that if that's the case,

598
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Speaker 15: he doesn't have to make someone up like he can

599
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Speaker 15: be honest.

600
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Speaker 2: So we're just going to publicly call him out.

601
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Speaker 13: I like it.

602
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:28,800
Speaker 5: Yeah, I am confused. What what is it that you

603
00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:30,440
Speaker 5: want to do with your call here? You want to

604
00:26:30,480 --> 00:26:31,600
Speaker 5: call your brother and say what?

605
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Speaker 15: I don't know what to say. That's why I'm calling you.

606
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Speaker 10: Like.

607
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Speaker 15: The big issue is that I have to do it

608
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Speaker 15: this way because my parents said that they are going

609
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Speaker 15: to confront him about it. Yes, I want to get

610
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Speaker 15: to him and get the answers before they you know.

611
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Speaker 1: It's like a whole family discussion behind his back that

612
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Speaker 1: everyone thinks his girlfriend's fake.

613
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Speaker 16: And I would by that.

614
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Speaker 11: Now two years You're like, okay, yeah, single time every

615
00:27:03,760 --> 00:27:05,520
Speaker 11: year it does.

616
00:27:05,480 --> 00:27:07,399
Speaker 5: Kind of geta Are you sure you don't want that

617
00:27:07,520 --> 00:27:09,399
Speaker 5: to happen just for like the good video that you

618
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:09,960
Speaker 5: could post.

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00:27:12,160 --> 00:27:15,520
Speaker 15: No, I'm trying to save him before things get really

620
00:27:15,600 --> 00:27:17,800
Speaker 15: ugly because there could be a huge fallout.

621
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:20,480
Speaker 5: I didn't think about that. Maybe she is really ugly.

622
00:27:20,600 --> 00:27:23,880
Speaker 5: You could be right about that? Is that what she said?

623
00:27:24,560 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 5: I thought I heard her say she could be really ugly.

624
00:27:26,880 --> 00:27:29,159
Speaker 2: No, things could get really ugly and there could be

625
00:27:29,200 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 2: a fallout.

626
00:27:30,280 --> 00:27:34,000
Speaker 5: Oh okay, but it still is a decent theory, right, okay,

627
00:27:34,480 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 5: that could be it. We'll find out. We're going to

628
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:37,840
Speaker 5: play a song. We'll come back and we'll give you.

629
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:41,000
Speaker 10: An ugly one.

630
00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:42,960
Speaker 8: Sorry, we're going to play a song.

631
00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:44,680
Speaker 5: We'll come back and we'll give you some advice and

632
00:27:44,800 --> 00:27:46,960
Speaker 5: let you make your awkward Tuesday phone call to your

633
00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:50,800
Speaker 5: brother to find out if his girlfriend is real or

634
00:27:50,880 --> 00:27:52,080
Speaker 5: made up or just shy.

635
00:27:53,400 --> 00:27:55,120
Speaker 4: We're going to do it right after this, all right,

636
00:27:55,640 --> 00:27:56,000
Speaker 4: thank you?

637
00:27:56,280 --> 00:27:59,680
Speaker 8: All right, hold on, it's awkward.

638
00:28:00,000 --> 00:28:00,760
Speaker 6: It's Tuesday.

639
00:28:01,680 --> 00:28:07,159
Speaker 5: It's awkward Tuesday phone call. Today. We're on a mission,

640
00:28:07,880 --> 00:28:13,440
Speaker 5: a mission to track down the invisible girlfriend. Is she real?

641
00:28:13,640 --> 00:28:14,119
Speaker 5: We don't know.

642
00:28:14,800 --> 00:28:15,639
Speaker 10: This is what we have.

643
00:28:15,920 --> 00:28:18,440
Speaker 5: We have no social media posts of the two of

644
00:28:18,520 --> 00:28:23,800
Speaker 5: them together, no family meetups, and two blurry polaroid photos

645
00:28:23,840 --> 00:28:26,320
Speaker 5: that have been seen at a brother sister get together,

646
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:29,199
Speaker 5: along with a million excuses for why she can't ever

647
00:28:29,480 --> 00:28:30,120
Speaker 5: meet the fan.

648
00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god, maybe she's bigfoot.

649
00:28:34,119 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 4: Photos.

650
00:28:38,040 --> 00:28:39,000
Speaker 8: But here's my question.

651
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 5: If she's invisible, how do we know she's not on

652
00:28:42,000 --> 00:28:46,040
Speaker 5: the phone with us right now? Dana are you here?

653
00:28:46,640 --> 00:28:50,880
Speaker 5: Blink twice if you're here, I'm not hearing the blinks.

654
00:28:51,040 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 5: I heard that, but no, this is a real situation.

655
00:28:55,320 --> 00:28:57,239
Speaker 5: We're not joking around. It's been two years and one

656
00:28:57,240 --> 00:29:00,520
Speaker 5: of our listeners, Lauren, says she has still not met

657
00:29:00,600 --> 00:29:03,120
Speaker 5: her brother's girlfriend and it's becoming a little bit of

658
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:05,160
Speaker 5: an issue in their family, so she's looking to get

659
00:29:05,160 --> 00:29:08,280
Speaker 5: ahead of this before her parents get involved. What's your

660
00:29:08,320 --> 00:29:09,960
Speaker 5: advice for Lauren before we call her brother?

661
00:29:10,200 --> 00:29:13,160
Speaker 1: Listen, the quickest way to bond with your sibling is

662
00:29:13,200 --> 00:29:16,080
Speaker 1: to have a common enemy, and we all know that

663
00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:17,640
Speaker 1: enemy is always your parents.

664
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,800
Speaker 8: I'm right, okay, Yeah.

665
00:29:21,240 --> 00:29:23,120
Speaker 1: So listen, you need to go to him and be like,

666
00:29:23,280 --> 00:29:25,480
Speaker 1: oh my god, you are not going to believe what

667
00:29:25,600 --> 00:29:27,360
Speaker 1: mom and dad are saying behind your back, and I.

668
00:29:27,360 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 2: Don't even know how to respond.

669
00:29:29,480 --> 00:29:32,160
Speaker 1: Under the bus, Yeah, no, yes, throw your parents under

670
00:29:32,200 --> 00:29:35,360
Speaker 1: the bus and then hopefully he'll come clean and be

671
00:29:35,480 --> 00:29:36,000
Speaker 1: honest with you.

672
00:29:36,360 --> 00:29:37,160
Speaker 5: Lauren, you liking that.

673
00:29:37,880 --> 00:29:41,640
Speaker 17: I do like that strategy. I do divide and conquer,

674
00:29:41,760 --> 00:29:44,440
Speaker 17: divide parents, So.

675
00:29:44,600 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 5: Throw the parents under the bus. That's option one. Jose,

676
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,480
Speaker 5: what do you think I really like what you said?

677
00:29:48,520 --> 00:29:50,560
Speaker 11: Towards the end of our last phone call, which was

678
00:29:50,680 --> 00:29:54,320
Speaker 11: you are trying to save him, so that so he

679
00:29:54,480 --> 00:29:57,120
Speaker 11: knows like, hey, I'm not just being a boss the

680
00:29:57,160 --> 00:29:59,240
Speaker 11: older sister here, I'm truly trying to help.

681
00:29:59,320 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 2: And I think to naturally, you don't care if he

682
00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:03,160
Speaker 2: doesn't have a girlfriend.

683
00:30:03,200 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 5: Right, you're the hero here. In fact, call yourself a

684
00:30:07,240 --> 00:30:09,960
Speaker 5: hero when you talk to me. You're going to save

685
00:30:10,160 --> 00:30:12,480
Speaker 5: his relationship with mom and dad? Are you ready to

686
00:30:12,520 --> 00:30:12,720
Speaker 5: do this?

687
00:30:13,280 --> 00:30:14,800
Speaker 15: That's all I want for Christmas?

688
00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:17,760
Speaker 8: That's sweet.

689
00:30:17,800 --> 00:30:22,160
Speaker 5: Here we go, family division. All right, I'm gonna dial

690
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:24,240
Speaker 5: your brother's phone number. We're going to back away and

691
00:30:24,320 --> 00:30:25,760
Speaker 5: let you talk to him, but we'll jump in when

692
00:30:25,760 --> 00:30:26,440
Speaker 5: we feel like you need.

693
00:30:26,440 --> 00:30:26,880
Speaker 8: A little help.

694
00:30:26,920 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 10: Okay, okay, sounds good.

695
00:30:29,080 --> 00:30:29,880
Speaker 8: All right, here we go.

696
00:30:40,160 --> 00:30:45,719
Speaker 10: Hello, Hello, Jake, Lauren.

697
00:30:46,880 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 17: Yes, how are you?

698
00:30:50,800 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 10: I'm good. I didn't know what you call in your

699
00:30:53,520 --> 00:30:54,400
Speaker 10: named it and pop up.

700
00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,120
Speaker 17: Oh I'm sorry about that. You know, sometimes got to

701
00:30:59,200 --> 00:31:02,360
Speaker 17: make it a surprise. Eyes right, switch things up?

702
00:31:03,720 --> 00:31:05,400
Speaker 10: Yeah, what do you mean?

703
00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:09,080
Speaker 17: Well, I don't know.

704
00:31:09,480 --> 00:31:10,240
Speaker 10: Listen, listen.

705
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:16,520
Speaker 17: So the holidays are right around the corner, right, yeah.

706
00:31:18,600 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: Yeah.

707
00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:19,880
Speaker 17: Mom and Dad are.

708
00:31:19,800 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 15: Really excited to get together as always, and they keep.

709
00:31:25,560 --> 00:31:29,920
Speaker 17: Asking me if we're gonna get to me, Dana.

710
00:31:32,000 --> 00:31:35,360
Speaker 10: Uh, Well, I don't know. I mean, she's got a

711
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 10: lot on our plate right now. So I'm I'm not

712
00:31:38,240 --> 00:31:40,160
Speaker 10: sure if you'll have time. I mean maybe.

713
00:31:41,400 --> 00:31:45,040
Speaker 15: You're joking, right, What do you mean he's not gonna

714
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:45,480
Speaker 15: have time?

715
00:31:46,880 --> 00:31:47,680
Speaker 10: It's yeah.

716
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:51,480
Speaker 15: I mean it's been over two years now, Jake, we

717
00:31:51,600 --> 00:31:52,200
Speaker 15: haven't met her.

718
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:56,760
Speaker 10: Well yeah, I mean I'm sorry, but timing's been off.

719
00:31:57,120 --> 00:31:58,760
Speaker 10: Just hasn't been the right time.

720
00:31:59,720 --> 00:32:04,960
Speaker 17: I mean, Jake, Timing's always been off. It's just is

721
00:32:05,040 --> 00:32:06,120
Speaker 17: there something else going on?

722
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:09,240
Speaker 10: I don't know what to tell you. I mean, she's

723
00:32:09,280 --> 00:32:10,880
Speaker 10: just not ready, is it?

724
00:32:11,000 --> 00:32:11,200
Speaker 20: Dad?

725
00:32:11,280 --> 00:32:11,560
Speaker 6: Cream?

726
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:14,560
Speaker 17: She's in rantam because trust to me, I get it.

727
00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:21,600
Speaker 10: No, there's nothing to do with that. Okay. Well, I'm your.

728
00:32:21,480 --> 00:32:24,280
Speaker 15: Big sister, and mom and Dad have been talking about

729
00:32:24,360 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 15: this to me, and.

730
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:26,160
Speaker 17: I hate that.

731
00:32:26,480 --> 00:32:28,280
Speaker 15: It's not good.

732
00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 10: So what I mean, it's another business. I mean they

733
00:32:30,920 --> 00:32:32,600
Speaker 10: can talk about it as as it's not to me.

734
00:32:34,000 --> 00:32:36,440
Speaker 15: They think you're hiding something, Jake. And to be honest

735
00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:43,240
Speaker 15: at this point, I kind of do too. Oh come on, Jake,

736
00:32:43,320 --> 00:32:46,640
Speaker 15: just be honest. Okay, that she exists?

737
00:32:48,000 --> 00:32:48,440
Speaker 10: Is she real?

738
00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 15: Is they not a real person? Because it's okay if

739
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,120
Speaker 15: she's not like I guess the pressure. I was there

740
00:32:53,160 --> 00:32:54,280
Speaker 15: too before I met Cooper.

741
00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 10: Listen, she's real. I've already told you that. And honestly,

742
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 10: that's crazy that you think I'm lying about it. It's

743
00:33:01,680 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 10: kind of what am I supposed to think?

744
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:05,560
Speaker 15: What am I supposed to think?

745
00:33:05,560 --> 00:33:08,160
Speaker 17: There's no social media posts. I come over to your

746
00:33:08,200 --> 00:33:10,280
Speaker 17: house and there's a few blurry polaroids.

747
00:33:10,440 --> 00:33:10,600
Speaker 10: You know.

748
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:12,360
Speaker 17: It's it's just it's it's weird.

749
00:33:13,760 --> 00:33:16,440
Speaker 10: Look, I mean, I get it, but I can't do

750
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:19,360
Speaker 10: anything about it. She's not ready. We're not ready. It's

751
00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:20,080
Speaker 10: just not the time.

752
00:33:21,080 --> 00:33:24,120
Speaker 17: What do you mean, We're not ready? Not ready for what?

753
00:33:24,280 --> 00:33:25,120
Speaker 17: It's been two years?

754
00:33:26,080 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 10: Fine, we're not ready because Dana is her real name.

755
00:33:30,240 --> 00:33:31,360
Speaker 15: What are you talking about?

756
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:37,680
Speaker 10: The real name is Claire and you know her.

757
00:33:39,600 --> 00:33:41,000
Speaker 15: What are you talking about right now?

758
00:33:41,080 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 10: I don't.

759
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:42,240
Speaker 15: I don't understand.

760
00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:51,800
Speaker 10: It's it's our stepsister. Okay, what's that?

761
00:33:55,240 --> 00:34:04,840
Speaker 5: Oh my god? Jake, Hey, hey man, we need a

762
00:34:04,880 --> 00:34:05,560
Speaker 5: second over here.

763
00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:08,560
Speaker 16: My name is Jeff freaking out.

764
00:34:09,880 --> 00:34:12,640
Speaker 5: What Oh my gosh, Jake, you're on a radio show

765
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:16,160
Speaker 5: right now. What don't worry. Not a lot of people

766
00:34:16,280 --> 00:34:20,800
Speaker 5: listen to us. Just a few million, but it is

767
00:34:21,000 --> 00:34:24,920
Speaker 5: interesting to hear this. We we know a lot about

768
00:34:25,600 --> 00:34:27,080
Speaker 5: some of your story from your sister.

769
00:34:28,480 --> 00:34:33,040
Speaker 15: Are you serious? It's Claire, Okay, please tell me.

770
00:34:33,120 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 2: It's like an adult stepsister, Like you didn't grow up together.

771
00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,080
Speaker 2: Did you grow up together?

772
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:37,719
Speaker 5: Yeah?

773
00:34:37,880 --> 00:34:38,840
Speaker 10: We were like thirteen.

774
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:44,840
Speaker 5: Okay, you're basically adults teenagers. Yeah, well, in the Jewish tradition,

775
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:48,680
Speaker 5: thirteen is adult. And I don't know what your religion is,

776
00:34:48,840 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 5: but since you celebrate Christmas, it's probably not your stepsister.

777
00:34:53,360 --> 00:34:56,920
Speaker 10: Lauren, Lauren, I knew you'd react like this. This is

778
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 10: why I don't tell you guys stuff. I mean, everyone mental.

779
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,120
Speaker 8: This really does make a lot of sense.

780
00:35:02,840 --> 00:35:04,800
Speaker 17: That's not normal, Jake, that's not normal.

781
00:35:05,280 --> 00:35:07,840
Speaker 10: Why not? It's not like we're blood related. It's fine.

782
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:13,320
Speaker 2: Happened? Did this happen in like another family holiday event?

783
00:35:13,719 --> 00:35:13,759
Speaker 12: Like?

784
00:35:13,840 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: Do you know what I'm saying?

785
00:35:15,280 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 5: Brook wants to take notes so she can make it

786
00:35:17,320 --> 00:35:19,279
Speaker 5: happen for her, organize this.

787
00:35:20,080 --> 00:35:24,399
Speaker 10: It happened way after our teenage years. I never thought

788
00:35:24,440 --> 00:35:27,279
Speaker 10: this would happen. I just I don't know. We ended

789
00:35:27,360 --> 00:35:31,279
Speaker 10: up hanging out and the notes and started falling for

790
00:35:31,400 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 10: each other. I like her. I don't know. I don't

791
00:35:33,640 --> 00:35:35,960
Speaker 10: care that we're talking.

792
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:37,360
Speaker 1: About your mom and dad? Is it your mom and

793
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:40,239
Speaker 1: stepdad that we're talking Like, Oh, there's like a lot

794
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:41,359
Speaker 1: of family dynamics here.

795
00:35:41,480 --> 00:35:43,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can have at.

796
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 4: Least acknowledge there's no blood relation.

797
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:47,760
Speaker 17: Yeah, I lived with her in high school.

798
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,480
Speaker 15: I lived with her in high school.

799
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:50,960
Speaker 17: You can't dat her.

800
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:53,560
Speaker 5: Well, it's great, so that way, you've already met That

801
00:35:53,719 --> 00:35:55,160
Speaker 5: was what the whole problem was. He said that you

802
00:35:55,239 --> 00:35:56,520
Speaker 5: never met her so you know her.

803
00:35:57,040 --> 00:35:58,040
Speaker 15: Well, that's funny.

804
00:35:58,120 --> 00:36:00,879
Speaker 10: Yeah, you should be happy because you have already better

805
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:01,880
Speaker 10: and she's great.

806
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:06,520
Speaker 2: Isn't she already at your family holiday stuff? You guys

807
00:36:06,640 --> 00:36:07,680
Speaker 2: just aren't acting like a.

808
00:36:07,760 --> 00:36:10,719
Speaker 10: Couple during it, Like, what is exactly? I mean, that's

809
00:36:10,719 --> 00:36:13,120
Speaker 10: why I haven't made a big announce that she's already there.

810
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,960
Speaker 10: Oh no, so what do you do?

811
00:36:17,120 --> 00:36:19,320
Speaker 4: You have to wait until you guys get engaged and

812
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:20,880
Speaker 4: tell us break up?

813
00:36:21,040 --> 00:36:23,960
Speaker 5: What exactly was the plan here, Jake? Like, when were

814
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:26,440
Speaker 5: you going to come forward and say what your relationship was?

815
00:36:29,280 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 10: I mean, this is the issue. I mean I get it,

816
00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:35,359
Speaker 10: Like I know that it's maybe not the most normal thing,

817
00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:37,880
Speaker 10: you know, to be attracted to your stepsister but I

818
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:42,680
Speaker 10: just know I can't. I can't ignore my feelings with me,

819
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:43,160
Speaker 10: can she.

820
00:36:43,920 --> 00:36:45,919
Speaker 4: I mean, look, we are a show that's all about love,

821
00:36:46,120 --> 00:36:49,759
Speaker 4: right Brooke. Love is love and you have to support this.

822
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:50,440
Speaker 2: I get it.

823
00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,440
Speaker 1: But like this shock and if you were going to

824
00:36:53,480 --> 00:36:55,000
Speaker 1: pull the band aid off, it would have helped, like

825
00:36:55,080 --> 00:36:55,799
Speaker 1: two years ago.

826
00:36:56,000 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 2: Now you have created all of this for two years.

827
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:01,440
Speaker 4: They're going to be upset that he didn't say anything before.

828
00:37:02,040 --> 00:37:04,879
Speaker 1: They're both they're both in the same room while people

829
00:37:04,960 --> 00:37:06,920
Speaker 1: are asking him about girlfriend.

830
00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,520
Speaker 4: Okay, be honest. You guys ever sneak away though, And

831
00:37:10,440 --> 00:37:11,680
Speaker 4: I don't know.

832
00:37:13,400 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 5: Imagine it's like, oh, I know all those family vacations

833
00:37:16,719 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 5: you guys are.

834
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:22,480
Speaker 10: Oh wow, So now you guys get it right, Like

835
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,360
Speaker 10: why I have not totally?

836
00:37:24,520 --> 00:37:27,560
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, I can kind of understand why that would

837
00:37:27,560 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 5: be difficult to tell mom and dad text.

838
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:30,080
Speaker 4: I would have deleted it.

839
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:33,359
Speaker 17: Yeah, I never thought I would say this, But maybe

840
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:38,040
Speaker 17: it's better not to tell mom and dad. And I'm

841
00:37:38,080 --> 00:37:40,040
Speaker 17: going to cross my fingers and hope you break up

842
00:37:40,080 --> 00:37:40,279
Speaker 17: by that.

843
00:37:43,880 --> 00:37:45,279
Speaker 2: I feel like she'll tell them for you.

844
00:37:46,640 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 5: It's not going to be horrible. Then if you don't

845
00:37:48,520 --> 00:37:50,680
Speaker 5: tell him, then we can maybe even do a closure

846
00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:53,160
Speaker 5: call coming up or a second date update in the future,

847
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:57,759
Speaker 5: like Parents, No with Jake and his stepsister. Oh, it's

848
00:37:57,840 --> 00:38:00,000
Speaker 5: the content that keeps on given, that's what the second

849
00:38:00,239 --> 00:38:00,759
Speaker 5: us all about.

850
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:02,360
Speaker 11: Why don't we just do a phone tap on the

851
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,200
Speaker 11: parents and see how they react and at the end.

852
00:38:07,239 --> 00:38:08,880
Speaker 4: It's a new recurring segment that.

853
00:38:10,640 --> 00:38:17,120
Speaker 6: I like it. Yeah, Brooke and Jeffrey in.

854
00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:24,080
Speaker 5: The morning, Rudolph's making out with Vixen, Elves twerking along

855
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 5: the Little drummer boy a beat, Naughty Santa doing a

856
00:38:29,320 --> 00:38:34,279
Speaker 5: keg stand over a big bowl of eggnaw, who's holding that?

857
00:38:34,360 --> 00:38:34,520
Speaker 1: Man?

858
00:38:35,640 --> 00:38:40,080
Speaker 5: I'm not talking about Santa's workshop strip poker night. I'm

859
00:38:40,120 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 5: talking about the one time of year when the entire

860
00:38:42,440 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 5: city turns into the North Pole, where bars are filled

861
00:38:46,719 --> 00:38:50,800
Speaker 5: with hundreds of people dressed exactly like Saint Nick himself.

862
00:38:51,840 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 2: Fusing children everywhere.

863
00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:57,200
Speaker 5: Jose and Alexis were down at the festivities, not only

864
00:38:57,320 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 5: trying to bribe their way back onto the nice list,

865
00:39:00,080 --> 00:39:03,399
Speaker 5: but also interviewing the people there by asking what you're

866
00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:07,879
Speaker 5: doing at Santa Khan, We're gonna play the audio coming

867
00:39:07,960 --> 00:39:12,200
Speaker 5: up right now. There's something in this city. In cities

868
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:15,719
Speaker 5: all over the country going on. Honestly, I don't know

869
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 5: if you're gonna wanna be a part of it, because

870
00:39:18,400 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 5: it sounds pretty out of control.

871
00:39:20,440 --> 00:39:21,480
Speaker 2: Oh Jeff, what is it.

872
00:39:21,680 --> 00:39:23,000
Speaker 8: It's called Santa Con.

873
00:39:23,200 --> 00:39:27,720
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, everyone dresses in holiday attire and bar hops

874
00:39:27,840 --> 00:39:31,080
Speaker 5: all day and all night until they can't stand up anymore.

875
00:39:31,160 --> 00:39:31,640
Speaker 2: Oh my god.

876
00:39:31,960 --> 00:39:33,239
Speaker 4: Timeless tradition too, bro.

877
00:39:33,480 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, I actually drove past over the weekend a

878
00:39:36,200 --> 00:39:38,799
Speaker 1: couple of Santa's who are more on the ground than

879
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:39,359
Speaker 1: on their feet.

880
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I say, kids, don't.

881
00:39:41,520 --> 00:39:46,239
Speaker 8: Look m It's not a great look for them, but

882
00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 8: it's perfect for us.

883
00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:50,880
Speaker 5: And our segment What You Doing where Jose and Alexis

884
00:39:51,160 --> 00:39:53,800
Speaker 5: went into the yule Tide fray to ask those festive

885
00:39:53,840 --> 00:39:57,200
Speaker 5: partygoers a simple question, what you're doing at Santa Con?

886
00:39:58,000 --> 00:39:59,120
Speaker 2: What you're doing as Santa Con?

887
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:01,000
Speaker 17: What did I do?

888
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:02,520
Speaker 16: What you doing?

889
00:40:02,680 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 2: How's how's Santacon going for you?

890
00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:08,439
Speaker 5: My girlfriend's trying to paste me. She's in there. Yeah,

891
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:10,000
Speaker 5: she's sounded in a very good job.

892
00:40:10,080 --> 00:40:10,239
Speaker 3: Though.

893
00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 2: You seem like you're smart.

894
00:40:11,840 --> 00:40:13,360
Speaker 8: Could you give me some drinking advice?

895
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:13,600
Speaker 12: Then?

896
00:40:14,040 --> 00:40:17,560
Speaker 15: A tip I recently heard was eat cheese before you

897
00:40:17,719 --> 00:40:18,600
Speaker 15: go drink, because it.

898
00:40:18,640 --> 00:40:21,200
Speaker 17: Stops the alcohol from absorbing so quickly.

899
00:40:21,560 --> 00:40:25,480
Speaker 5: Oh, okay, I just had a creezy salad.

900
00:40:27,640 --> 00:40:29,920
Speaker 2: Like a bowl of caeso to get our cheese in.

901
00:40:30,920 --> 00:40:32,720
Speaker 2: Eat a block of cheese before I dress.

902
00:40:33,000 --> 00:40:35,799
Speaker 9: Yes, can we get a grip picture because you guys

903
00:40:35,840 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 9: are so cute.

904
00:40:37,160 --> 00:40:38,920
Speaker 15: It's just because you want to see cheese in the photo.

905
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:39,200
Speaker 6: Is that?

906
00:40:39,719 --> 00:40:40,839
Speaker 5: That's okay?

907
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:44,840
Speaker 6: I need to go.

908
00:40:48,239 --> 00:40:49,920
Speaker 2: At first, I thought the cheese worked, but by the

909
00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:52,200
Speaker 2: end of your talking to it, it sounds like that.

910
00:40:53,040 --> 00:40:54,719
Speaker 5: Cheese salad wasn't quite enough.

911
00:40:54,920 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 2: I mean I would go with some bread.

912
00:40:58,360 --> 00:40:59,080
Speaker 4: Before the salad.

913
00:40:59,239 --> 00:41:01,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think someone needs to bringing an extra block

914
00:41:01,800 --> 00:41:05,080
Speaker 5: of manchego because this one is an emergency.

915
00:41:05,160 --> 00:41:05,799
Speaker 8: It sounds like.

916
00:41:07,440 --> 00:41:08,759
Speaker 4: What you're doing at Santa.

917
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:11,000
Speaker 8: Con having a great time getting dump.

918
00:41:11,239 --> 00:41:13,120
Speaker 5: Okay, you don't have to hold the mic so close?

919
00:41:13,200 --> 00:41:13,440
Speaker 5: Are you?

920
00:41:13,760 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 4: How long have you been at Santa Con? Maybe I

921
00:41:15,640 --> 00:41:16,160
Speaker 4: should ask.

922
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:19,000
Speaker 5: That about three hours now? A few hours you've been

923
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:20,759
Speaker 5: out here? Yeah, about three hours now.

924
00:41:21,400 --> 00:41:24,080
Speaker 9: I walked by this bar and I see you and

925
00:41:24,160 --> 00:41:26,760
Speaker 9: your group of friends in Santa Hat Santa Jonsies.

926
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:30,239
Speaker 5: There's glitter all over your face, is yeah? How did

927
00:41:30,239 --> 00:41:32,840
Speaker 5: the glitter get on your face? They convinced me of it.

928
00:41:32,920 --> 00:41:34,240
Speaker 7: And you know what I'm slaying?

929
00:41:35,840 --> 00:41:37,000
Speaker 5: Is that a Christmas pun?

930
00:41:37,120 --> 00:41:38,040
Speaker 4: Or are you saying sleigh?

931
00:41:38,120 --> 00:41:39,319
Speaker 5: Like how the kids say now it is.

932
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,680
Speaker 20: It's a pun, but also like how the kids say

933
00:41:42,040 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 20: you're cool. Yeah, because I'm cool like that, you know,

934
00:41:44,320 --> 00:41:47,000
Speaker 20: and I'm rocking this glitter. You look great, having a

935
00:41:47,040 --> 00:41:49,320
Speaker 20: great time. So what does Christmas mean to you?

936
00:41:49,920 --> 00:41:52,480
Speaker 7: To me, I'll say, bar hoppened?

937
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 9: Also that's yeah, that's a different angle than I. You know,

938
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,360
Speaker 9: most people like Christmas times I've been together and.

939
00:41:57,440 --> 00:42:03,400
Speaker 5: You know, December getting dump Okay, I gotta say I

940
00:42:03,520 --> 00:42:04,160
Speaker 5: kind of support it.

941
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:12,280
Speaker 2: Christmas Carol, Yeah, yeah, that was the night before Christmas.

942
00:42:13,480 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 5: It I thought it was the ghost of hangovers future.

943
00:42:16,719 --> 00:42:19,239
Speaker 5: Maybe it's what you're doing at Santa Kan where all

944
00:42:19,360 --> 00:42:21,560
Speaker 5: the people who made the Naughty List go out to party.

945
00:42:21,800 --> 00:42:24,640
Speaker 5: While Jose and Alexis were they're asking him a simple question,

946
00:42:25,360 --> 00:42:25,840
Speaker 5: what you're.

947
00:42:25,680 --> 00:42:30,040
Speaker 19: Doing as Santa con We're singing Christmas carols and actually

948
00:42:30,080 --> 00:42:32,759
Speaker 19: spreading the Christmas chair to all that want to hear.

949
00:42:33,320 --> 00:42:35,040
Speaker 2: Like the family answer and the friends answer is that

950
00:42:35,080 --> 00:42:35,279
Speaker 2: what that?

951
00:42:35,880 --> 00:42:41,319
Speaker 14: Have you watched the NBA? Do you know the Elie Lakers? Yes,

952
00:42:41,920 --> 00:42:42,719
Speaker 14: I'm on that team.

953
00:42:42,880 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: Okay, No, nobody believes that here and this try okay, wait, come.

954
00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:49,080
Speaker 2: Back, come back, you are prove it. Prove it to me,

955
00:42:49,160 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 2: then change my mind. How can you prove you're on it?

956
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:52,200
Speaker 17: Well?

957
00:42:52,400 --> 00:42:56,840
Speaker 14: I actually was kicked off the team? What I actually

958
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:57,400
Speaker 14: got traded?

959
00:42:57,760 --> 00:42:58,520
Speaker 2: What was your number?

960
00:42:58,920 --> 00:42:59,919
Speaker 14: My name is Alex Kruse?

961
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,880
Speaker 2: So what is what team are you on now?

962
00:43:01,960 --> 00:43:02,120
Speaker 1: Then?

963
00:43:03,200 --> 00:43:06,480
Speaker 19: Well, so I've been traded twice since recently. So you're

964
00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:10,719
Speaker 19: still on a team though, So Alex Crusoe is this guy?

965
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:14,400
Speaker 19: He's a great player, let me tell you. Oh yeah, no,

966
00:43:14,480 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 19: I lied again.

967
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: I can't believe he figured him out.

968
00:43:19,640 --> 00:43:22,839
Speaker 4: Yeah, the only truth is he is an NBA player though, right, Yeah?

969
00:43:24,200 --> 00:43:25,840
Speaker 8: Oh I thought it was Lebron's son Brownie.

970
00:43:26,080 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 2: Oh May that guy was definitely five seven?

971
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 10: Yeah he was.

972
00:43:32,160 --> 00:43:33,759
Speaker 5: What you're doing at Santa Cohn?

973
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:37,040
Speaker 2: I'm here, I got my Santa Cat Bron.

974
00:43:37,160 --> 00:43:40,560
Speaker 9: W you have a crowd for me. You are a

975
00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,600
Speaker 9: female Sanna, you have a full on white hair, and

976
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:46,680
Speaker 9: Missus klaws you're missus. You don't have a beard. I'm

977
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:52,200
Speaker 9: so sorry over here? Oh your man is also a woman? Hi,

978
00:43:52,400 --> 00:43:57,960
Speaker 9: mister Claw Hello? Oh god, okay, you have a beer

979
00:43:58,040 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 9: in your hand, a beer.

980
00:43:59,360 --> 00:44:01,720
Speaker 2: In my hand, and a beard on my face.

981
00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,320
Speaker 5: It's like twas the night before Christmas. You're rhyming.

982
00:44:04,520 --> 00:44:08,320
Speaker 2: Yes, I call you out on the shelf, I'm getting

983
00:44:08,400 --> 00:44:13,720
Speaker 2: a belf. What was hitting the belf?

984
00:44:13,960 --> 00:44:14,279
Speaker 4: I don't know.

985
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 2: I think you just try to ride with twelve spitting bars.

986
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yeah, Obviously the bartender at this event is

987
00:44:20,880 --> 00:44:23,680
Speaker 5: not paying attention to how much you're boring. He's not

988
00:44:23,800 --> 00:44:26,560
Speaker 5: cutting people off or just clocking anything whatsoever.

989
00:44:26,800 --> 00:44:28,760
Speaker 4: No, but I also imagine this is Brooke.

990
00:44:29,600 --> 00:44:32,239
Speaker 8: I know this is brook Brooks got bars like that.

991
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:36,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, sure, I'm calling you out. We're getting joke.

992
00:44:36,160 --> 00:44:41,479
Speaker 5: Come on, let's party energy take her lines, Christmas beard

993
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 5: my hand and.

994
00:44:42,239 --> 00:44:44,200
Speaker 2: The beard on my face. But that's just a normal

995
00:44:44,280 --> 00:44:49,480
Speaker 2: day because I didn't do anything. Yeah, what you're doing

996
00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:52,680
Speaker 2: a santacon? I'm waiting because we're going to another barparately?

997
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:55,000
Speaker 2: Are you looking for a guy to night anything like that?

998
00:44:55,080 --> 00:44:55,239
Speaker 1: Oh?

999
00:44:55,480 --> 00:44:57,719
Speaker 5: Maybe you know, if they buy me a drink, I'll

1000
00:44:57,800 --> 00:45:01,319
Speaker 5: like see, but I'll always take the free drink always, you.

1001
00:45:01,480 --> 00:45:03,560
Speaker 2: Know, getting fredriction guys like you know, Sanda is kind.

1002
00:45:03,480 --> 00:45:04,120
Speaker 8: Of sugar daddy.

1003
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:04,759
Speaker 2: If you think about it.

1004
00:45:04,880 --> 00:45:06,600
Speaker 8: Okay, I'm on that sugar daddy business.

1005
00:45:07,080 --> 00:45:08,919
Speaker 2: Wait you are? Do you have a sugar daddy?

1006
00:45:09,000 --> 00:45:09,680
Speaker 13: Yeah? Have a couple.

1007
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:11,960
Speaker 2: God, Wait, what are you gonna get for Christmas from

1008
00:45:11,960 --> 00:45:12,880
Speaker 2: your sugar added on us?

1009
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:15,359
Speaker 12: Yeah, but you have to that's the one thing about

1010
00:45:15,400 --> 00:45:17,279
Speaker 12: them you have to enterright Okay, I'll get on that.

1011
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:19,600
Speaker 2: Pretending's listening right now. What's the one thing you're gonna

1012
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:19,920
Speaker 2: ask him for?

1013
00:45:20,120 --> 00:45:20,440
Speaker 7: Go big?

1014
00:45:20,960 --> 00:45:24,800
Speaker 5: Everything paid for my entire life and no interest in,

1015
00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:27,640
Speaker 5: no tax and the IRS doesn't catch me.

1016
00:45:28,520 --> 00:45:30,040
Speaker 2: Oh, I met like a car. But that's great.

1017
00:45:33,200 --> 00:45:35,399
Speaker 5: God, it must be nice to be young and hot

1018
00:45:35,520 --> 00:45:36,080
Speaker 5: these days.

1019
00:45:37,800 --> 00:45:40,520
Speaker 2: Do you have to report sugar daddy earnings to the

1020
00:45:40,640 --> 00:45:41,120
Speaker 2: I R S?

1021
00:45:41,840 --> 00:45:42,000
Speaker 10: Is that?

1022
00:45:42,840 --> 00:45:42,880
Speaker 6: Like?

1023
00:45:43,160 --> 00:45:44,640
Speaker 2: Is that a taxable income?

1024
00:45:44,760 --> 00:45:46,080
Speaker 5: Why you want to get in on that game, bro,

1025
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:47,600
Speaker 5: I'm just curious.

1026
00:45:47,400 --> 00:45:49,160
Speaker 2: Like she seems like she's a season vet.

1027
00:45:49,320 --> 00:45:51,800
Speaker 5: Sugar Daddy's text into seven eighty five nine? Do you

1028
00:45:51,920 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 5: have to report all your gifts to the IRS?

1029
00:45:54,160 --> 00:45:55,320
Speaker 2: You just need to know what I need to do

1030
00:45:55,400 --> 00:45:56,280
Speaker 2: before April fifteen?

1031
00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:56,680
Speaker 10: There we go.

1032
00:45:57,480 --> 00:45:59,360
Speaker 5: That was what you're doing at Santacon.

1033
00:46:00,040 --> 00:46:09,879
Speaker 6: Look and Jeffrey in the morning, You've got a new.

1034
00:46:09,880 --> 00:46:13,839
Speaker 5: Player today named Michael the thing about Michael is we've

1035
00:46:13,920 --> 00:46:14,800
Speaker 5: tried to call.

1036
00:46:14,760 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 8: Him back for this game many many times.

1037
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:18,920
Speaker 5: We keep missing him.

1038
00:46:19,200 --> 00:46:21,799
Speaker 2: Oh really, he's a busy man, he's a wanted man.

1039
00:46:21,920 --> 00:46:26,319
Speaker 5: But today we got him because he is home sick. Oh,

1040
00:46:26,480 --> 00:46:27,760
Speaker 5: with stomach issues.

1041
00:46:28,560 --> 00:46:30,440
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know if we want to hear everything

1042
00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:31,680
Speaker 2: that's going to happen on this phone.

1043
00:46:31,760 --> 00:46:35,440
Speaker 5: Well, Jose, can you do a quick WebMD surch and Michael,

1044
00:46:35,480 --> 00:46:36,760
Speaker 5: what are your symptoms today?

1045
00:46:38,520 --> 00:46:40,120
Speaker 10: Pain in the upper stomach.

1046
00:46:40,440 --> 00:46:43,120
Speaker 8: You guys got to care for that, the opper stomach pain.

1047
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:44,600
Speaker 5: Anything else?

1048
00:46:45,800 --> 00:46:46,960
Speaker 10: Uh, no, that's about it.

1049
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:50,879
Speaker 5: Actually, Okay, upper stomach pain, opper stomach.

1050
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:58,600
Speaker 4: Pain, nothing else that is scurvy. Oh a pirate seventeen.

1051
00:46:58,680 --> 00:47:01,040
Speaker 2: First time WebMD told you you aren't gonna die.

1052
00:47:01,160 --> 00:47:02,040
Speaker 6: So that's good news.

1053
00:47:06,239 --> 00:47:06,400
Speaker 10: You know.

1054
00:47:06,640 --> 00:47:10,440
Speaker 5: All you need is a good orange, yeah, or any

1055
00:47:10,440 --> 00:47:12,080
Speaker 5: sort of citrus fruit really sounds good.

1056
00:47:12,120 --> 00:47:13,160
Speaker 10: How much so I are you? Guys?

1057
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,560
Speaker 2: We're actually out of network, so it's going to cost

1058
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:16,200
Speaker 2: a little bit more.

1059
00:47:16,680 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, insurance.

1060
00:47:18,080 --> 00:47:19,799
Speaker 5: We'll get in touch with your insurance provide and work

1061
00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:21,920
Speaker 5: out the details. But let's get to the game here first.

1062
00:47:22,160 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 5: You got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible.

1063
00:47:24,440 --> 00:47:25,800
Speaker 5: If You don't know when you could say past, But

1064
00:47:25,880 --> 00:47:27,319
Speaker 5: you have to beat Brooke outright.

1065
00:47:27,040 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 8: If you want to win. Are you ready?

1066
00:47:29,320 --> 00:47:30,000
Speaker 10: Yeah, let's get it.

1067
00:47:30,120 --> 00:47:33,160
Speaker 5: Good luck man, Your time starts now. Today is National

1068
00:47:33,239 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 5: Maple Syrup Day, which Northeastern state produces the most maple

1069
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:41,480
Speaker 5: syrup annually. Vermont Tarsus and Meta Tarsis are bones in?

1070
00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:42,360
Speaker 5: What part of your body?

1071
00:47:43,680 --> 00:47:44,520
Speaker 13: In your hand?

1072
00:47:44,760 --> 00:47:46,240
Speaker 8: What is the capital of India?

1073
00:47:48,920 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 10: Deli?

1074
00:47:49,520 --> 00:47:51,680
Speaker 8: How many floors does the Eiffel Tower have?

1075
00:47:53,239 --> 00:47:53,719
Speaker 6: Twenty eight?

1076
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,600
Speaker 8: What is the real first name of weird al Yankovic?

1077
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:00,520
Speaker 5: Alan Area?

1078
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,640
Speaker 8: The largest US state is Alaska? What's second.

1079
00:48:04,920 --> 00:48:07,000
Speaker 10: Texas? Hey?

1080
00:48:07,280 --> 00:48:08,239
Speaker 8: Solid work there.

1081
00:48:08,360 --> 00:48:11,560
Speaker 5: Michael Brook's gonna come back into the studio here, and

1082
00:48:12,080 --> 00:48:14,359
Speaker 5: since you're a new player, we're gonna try and learn

1083
00:48:14,400 --> 00:48:16,640
Speaker 5: a little bit about you. It says on my screener

1084
00:48:17,040 --> 00:48:21,440
Speaker 5: that you are a Fish and wildlife test fishermen.

1085
00:48:22,680 --> 00:48:23,239
Speaker 10: Yeah, that's right.

1086
00:48:23,360 --> 00:48:24,840
Speaker 5: What does a test fishermen do?

1087
00:48:25,440 --> 00:48:27,319
Speaker 10: We collect the ata for the biologists.

1088
00:48:27,480 --> 00:48:29,880
Speaker 20: Just try to see how many fish around in the area,

1089
00:48:30,360 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 20: how big they are and what kind of shape there?

1090
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,200
Speaker 4: And do you have to quest them all to just

1091
00:48:34,280 --> 00:48:34,640
Speaker 4: in case?

1092
00:48:34,800 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 2: What did no one else picture Burt and Ernie on

1093
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,680
Speaker 2: a rowboat, saying he.

1094
00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:46,080
Speaker 10: Know, yeah, yes, looks like Burt so Okay, okay.

1095
00:48:46,320 --> 00:48:48,359
Speaker 5: And if you're out on the water you see someone

1096
00:48:48,440 --> 00:48:51,000
Speaker 5: doing some illegal fishing, you're allowed to John Cena them

1097
00:48:51,160 --> 00:48:53,799
Speaker 5: as part of the Fish and Wildlife Test Fishermen Elite Team.

1098
00:48:55,200 --> 00:48:57,759
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, totally, I've been I've been practicing those moves.

1099
00:48:58,960 --> 00:49:00,719
Speaker 2: Or maybe slap them with one of the dead fish

1100
00:49:00,800 --> 00:49:01,239
Speaker 2: that they caught.

1101
00:49:02,920 --> 00:49:04,640
Speaker 10: That'd be good. We like to respect the fish a

1102
00:49:04,640 --> 00:49:05,239
Speaker 10: little more than that.

1103
00:49:06,000 --> 00:49:06,879
Speaker 2: Sorry dead ye.

1104
00:49:08,360 --> 00:49:09,560
Speaker 5: Branch put them too?

1105
00:49:09,560 --> 00:49:09,719
Speaker 10: Good?

1106
00:49:09,800 --> 00:49:11,239
Speaker 8: Use Yeah, Brook, it's your turn.

1107
00:49:11,320 --> 00:49:11,799
Speaker 5: Are you ready?

1108
00:49:11,920 --> 00:49:12,120
Speaker 10: Yep?

1109
00:49:12,239 --> 00:49:15,600
Speaker 5: Your time starts now. Today is National Maple Syrup Day,

1110
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:19,080
Speaker 5: which northeastern state produces the most maple syrup annually.

1111
00:49:19,640 --> 00:49:20,240
Speaker 2: New Hampshire.

1112
00:49:20,800 --> 00:49:24,120
Speaker 8: Tarsus and metatarsis are bones in what part of your body?

1113
00:49:24,640 --> 00:49:24,799
Speaker 10: Arm?

1114
00:49:25,239 --> 00:49:26,680
Speaker 8: What is the capital of India?

1115
00:49:27,239 --> 00:49:27,359
Speaker 18: Uh?

1116
00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,040
Speaker 2: Mumbai?

1117
00:49:29,480 --> 00:49:33,880
Speaker 5: How many floors does the Eiffel Tower have? What is

1118
00:49:33,960 --> 00:49:36,640
Speaker 5: the real first name of weird al Yankovic?

1119
00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:38,400
Speaker 2: Alfred?

1120
00:49:39,040 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 5: By area?

1121
00:49:39,840 --> 00:49:43,440
Speaker 8: The largest US state is Alaska? What is second Texas?

1122
00:49:46,600 --> 00:49:47,719
Speaker 5: This could be a close one.

1123
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:49,440
Speaker 8: Today We're gonna go to the storeboard to see how

1124
00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:50,160
Speaker 8: you did with Jose.

1125
00:49:50,560 --> 00:49:52,480
Speaker 4: If you follow the couch coach you can be as

1126
00:49:52,520 --> 00:50:00,040
Speaker 4: fat as me someday, Mike. You got to today the

1127
00:50:00,160 --> 00:50:01,799
Speaker 4: very first one and you get the very last one.

1128
00:50:02,320 --> 00:50:05,360
Speaker 2: One species of fish question. Isn't that a bummer?

1129
00:50:06,440 --> 00:50:06,640
Speaker 13: Yeah?

1130
00:50:06,719 --> 00:50:10,400
Speaker 14: Yeah, this time brock you.

1131
00:50:12,200 --> 00:50:16,920
Speaker 2: Also whoa take it? But when's it life? Because I

1132
00:50:16,920 --> 00:50:18,040
Speaker 2: have no stomach cape.

1133
00:50:19,360 --> 00:50:21,480
Speaker 5: Sorry, Michael, ty does go to a house on these

1134
00:50:21,560 --> 00:50:23,880
Speaker 5: Let's go over the answers for everybody. It's National maple

1135
00:50:23,920 --> 00:50:26,919
Speaker 5: Syrup Day. Vermont is the state that produces the most

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00:50:26,960 --> 00:50:29,960
Speaker 5: maple syrup annually two point five million gallons.

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Speaker 6: What's crazy?

1138
00:50:30,680 --> 00:50:32,959
Speaker 2: As you say it and you're like, oh yeah, Actually.

1139
00:50:34,480 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 8: Tarsus and metatarsis are bones in your feet?

1140
00:50:37,440 --> 00:50:37,680
Speaker 6: Ah.

1141
00:50:38,600 --> 00:50:42,319
Speaker 5: The capital of India. You were so close, Michael. It's

1142
00:50:42,400 --> 00:50:47,800
Speaker 5: not Delhi, it's New Delhi. There are three floors on

1143
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Speaker 5: the Eiffel Towers.

1144
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Speaker 8: They're just really far apart from each other.

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00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:54,920
Speaker 5: Real name of weird al Yankovic is Alfred Good work

1146
00:50:54,960 --> 00:50:55,600
Speaker 5: on that one, Broke.

1147
00:50:56,719 --> 00:50:59,160
Speaker 2: Do you know that he did the Captain Underpants theme song?

1148
00:50:59,320 --> 00:50:59,839
Speaker 6: It's weird?

1149
00:51:00,080 --> 00:51:02,360
Speaker 2: Well did, and we are listening to it and repeat

1150
00:51:02,360 --> 00:51:02,759
Speaker 2: at my house.

1151
00:51:03,080 --> 00:51:05,200
Speaker 10: Who theme song?

1152
00:51:05,440 --> 00:51:10,400
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, And the state with the second largest area

1153
00:51:10,680 --> 00:51:14,040
Speaker 5: after Alaska would be Texas two hundred and sixty eight

1154
00:51:14,120 --> 00:51:15,160
Speaker 5: thousand square miles.

1155
00:51:15,280 --> 00:51:17,680
Speaker 8: So Michael, it was not enough to beat Brook here.

1156
00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:19,640
Speaker 5: But just for playing, we are going to give you

1157
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:23,520
Speaker 5: two tickets to the Seattle Christmas Market. Seattle's winter wonderland

1158
00:51:23,719 --> 00:51:26,799
Speaker 5: is back. Make unforgettable memories at the Seattle Christmas Market

1159
00:51:26,880 --> 00:51:29,799
Speaker 5: with festive activities, delicious food, and more. You can get

1160
00:51:29,840 --> 00:51:32,440
Speaker 5: your tickets for the Seattle Christmas Market at Seattle Christmas

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Speaker 5: Market dot com.

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Speaker 10: Beautiful, God, what day.

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00:51:36,120 --> 00:51:38,600
Speaker 2: You've had on this show. You tied me, you found

1164
00:51:38,640 --> 00:51:39,560
Speaker 2: out what's wrong with you?

1165
00:51:40,040 --> 00:51:40,239
Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 6: You know?

1167
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:41,279
Speaker 3: I know.

1168
00:51:41,960 --> 00:51:43,680
Speaker 10: Well I should call you guys more often.

1169
00:51:44,120 --> 00:51:46,319
Speaker 5: All right, man, feel better. You can come back play

1170
00:51:46,320 --> 00:51:48,960
Speaker 5: again soon. We're gonna do Windbrooks Bucks same time tomorrow

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Speaker 6: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.