Speaker 1: This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something
Speaker 1: that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually
Speaker 1: making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became
Speaker 1: consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan
Speaker 1: the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello Dan,
Speaker 1: how are you doing? Buddy good? I thought I thought
Speaker 1: I was gonna send these into you guys and then
Speaker 1: we're gonna do the show tomorrow. But okay, I'm I'm glad.
Speaker 1: I was prepared high school. See, I knew it. I
Speaker 1: told these guys who were going to use this as
Speaker 1: an excuse. I'm looking at text messages sent to you
Speaker 1: over the weekend that said, we're gonna do this on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: because Larry, if we recorded on Thursday, you're gonna get
Speaker 1: some guys who already had their first round in Dan,
Speaker 1: I understand. That's why I'm prepared. Well, you have an excuse.
Speaker 1: You might be prepared. We had an excuse. I was
Speaker 1: sitting eating my lunch. I have it. I've all written here.
Speaker 1: I'll come out in my car now. I am ready. Okay, alright,
Speaker 1: By the way, recapping, Dylan and Bad Larry finished with
Speaker 1: the exact same records thirty one and one against the
Speaker 1: spread in the tournament. Jillan, that's a great job by you,
Speaker 1: my man. Another little late and come back from me.
Speaker 1: I was down the entire tournament, all right. Uh, Larry,
Speaker 1: by the way, unbelievable call with Kansas money line North
Speaker 1: Carolina plus four on Monday night. Um, I can't believe
Speaker 1: Kansas didn't win it by five and beat my North
Speaker 1: Carolina spread. How do you not throw the ball and
Speaker 1: bound and get found? I know, but you were mad
Speaker 1: at Bill self. You said Bill self should be fired. Yes,
Speaker 1: I'm the national title. If you throw the ball again.
Speaker 1: If I'm playing and I have you on my team,
Speaker 1: I'm throwing the ball and you and just say going
Speaker 1: to a fetal position to get foul. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: we go down to the other end, and okay, let's
Speaker 1: say you miss one. I don't care if you miss
Speaker 1: them both, then North Carolina has to come the length
Speaker 1: of the court. They get their three point shot off.
Speaker 1: Don't him the ball in their in their front court.
Speaker 1: I know. Well, if if Bill Cell is gonna get fired,
Speaker 1: it's probably not gonna be a coaching acumen, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: kind of hard to fire. Somebody. Yeah, unless there's an
Speaker 1: n c A investigation. Alright, alright, so Masters bets here
Speaker 1: by the way, Augusta is going to play seventy yards.
Speaker 1: Twelve of the last thirteen winners have been in the
Speaker 1: top fifty and driving distance the year they want just
Speaker 1: to let you know, the last ten winners of the
Speaker 1: Masters have all been top twenty five players in the
Speaker 1: world rankings. Now, let's let's just start with Tiger Woods
Speaker 1: making the cut. Uh, Badler. I'm all over him making
Speaker 1: the cut. And now do I lose if he withdraws
Speaker 1: after he teas off, then he wouldn't make the cut. Okay, Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: that's actually perfect because I'm pretty convinced he's not going
Speaker 1: to make the gonna make even though I'm rooting for
Speaker 1: him to make the cut, it just seems improbable. Uh, Dylan,
Speaker 1: will start with you since you have prepared more for
Speaker 1: this moment than Larry has. Uh. Alright, you're you're picked
Speaker 1: to win it always. Who I'm going with my guy
Speaker 1: Justin Thomas Um he's been playing pretty good golf and
Speaker 1: he uh at the players too. He was by far
Speaker 1: the best when the weather turned. So I feel like
Speaker 1: with Thursday Friday being questionable. I feel like he'll be
Speaker 1: able to power through. All right, came in fourth and
Speaker 1: the Masters in uh now, do you have any prop
Speaker 1: bets here? I do, So, I've got a couple of
Speaker 1: top five, top ten finishes. I'm going Salatorus top five
Speaker 1: finish plus six hundred, and he finished second last year. Yeah,
Speaker 1: when his first Masters. Um Brooks kept good, top ten
Speaker 1: finished plus two hundred. I always subscribed to it the major,
Speaker 1: Brooks will probably be somewhere in contention at least yeah,
Speaker 1: top ten right, yeah, okay, Um, Sam Burns top ten
Speaker 1: finished plus four it making his Master's debut. He's been
Speaker 1: playing well lately also yeah, yeah, and he plays callaway,
Speaker 1: so I appreciate that we love him for that. Right,
Speaker 1: what else do you? And I'm going with sweet swinging
Speaker 1: Louis Oost has in top ten finish plus three fifty
Speaker 1: guaranteed to finish runner up. Yeah every time feels like
Speaker 1: all he finished runner up twice last year and maybe
Speaker 1: all right, um, and then I'm going to Bryson to
Speaker 1: Shambo to miss the cut plus one forty. Shambo has
Speaker 1: been battling a torn labor um and he's got a
Speaker 1: fracture in his left hand, and he missed the cut
Speaker 1: last week at the Valero. Yeah, the sixth Major, the
Speaker 1: Valaire Open. Of course, it is all right, bad Lair, Okay.
Speaker 1: I took two guys to win. Am I allowed to
Speaker 1: do that? I got DJ, and I'm gonna be pulling
Speaker 1: for Rory Mackelroy. I don't know why. I just I
Speaker 1: want the career Grand Slam, all right. So Tiger to
Speaker 1: make the cut, and I know I'm going pulling this
Speaker 1: one out. He might not even have a odds on it.
Speaker 1: For me. I want to learn hard Langer to make
Speaker 1: the cut. You can you can look that up. You know,
Speaker 1: you can almost guarantee he'll be on the leaderboard first day.
Speaker 1: What I'm hoping, right, and then and then this ship
Speaker 1: far tomorrow, I mean Friday, Friday and make the cut
Speaker 1: because he's got to be plus some nice number. I
Speaker 1: would think, I would think a big number to make
Speaker 1: the cut. And I wonder what it is to win.
Speaker 1: Ye need not that old. He's in his mid to right,
Speaker 1: all right? What else do you have? Lair? Okay? Then
Speaker 1: top tens, DJ, Tony See now, Mark Leishman, you gotta
Speaker 1: help me with the pronunciations shunja, yes, okay, and like
Speaker 1: Christian Christian her heart bazood and hohot. Yeah, okay, that's
Speaker 1: your top. Yeah, what else do you have any other
Speaker 1: pop beds? I said, And then Rory to get Rory
Speaker 1: for Yeah, I got that. Okay, So Tiger and Bernhard
Speaker 1: Langer to make cuts, and then those one to three,
Speaker 1: four or five six top tens and the two winners. Okay, um,
Speaker 1: I know they do have it. I didn't look it up,
Speaker 1: um you I figured, um Dylan would do it with
Speaker 1: a hole in one. Yeah. Actually, um, I didn't see
Speaker 1: the to be or not to be a hole in one. Um.
Speaker 1: But it's usually pretty even odds, I think, because my
Speaker 1: my idea was whoever, if you took it, I was
Speaker 1: going to go against Yeah, that's and I lost a
Speaker 1: little money dealing, and you cost me, you know, send
Speaker 1: me a check. You cost me money. Last week I
Speaker 1: went I went under your forty five and a half
Speaker 1: three point shot. I mean I liked the bet. I
Speaker 1: loved it that actually, and then Kansas goes thirteen twenty
Speaker 1: three or something. Yeah, I was under forty five and
Speaker 1: a half threes for the final four in the championship game,
Speaker 1: and then the what was it Kansas Villanova game? They
Speaker 1: had like twenty six threes and I was like, what,
Speaker 1: Kansas doesn't shoot from the foul line from three point range? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I expected it from Villanova, but Kansas was just raining him. Ray,
Speaker 1: do you have the numbers for Bernhard Longer Langer making
Speaker 1: the cunt? I don't have it for making the cut.
Speaker 1: But a five dollar bet on him to win will
Speaker 1: let you five thousand dollars, Okay, I don't I don't
Speaker 1: want to throw the five dollars. Yeah, not the winning part.
Speaker 1: We just need making making the cut. Alright, we'll work
Speaker 1: on that, Larry. You know, you know Dan, this is
Speaker 1: a leap of phase. I'm gonna trust you guys with
Speaker 1: what you want to give me. Stop all right, I'll
Speaker 1: come up with something. Nobody's out to catch you. I know. No,
Speaker 1: I'm only kidding. Well, I bet Tiger at plus one
Speaker 1: already bet it okay to make the cut, and I
Speaker 1: did see on and I got a Draft Kings account
Speaker 1: just to that under forty five and a half because
Speaker 1: my other two accounts didn't have that that. I opened
Speaker 1: an account to bet that, you know, for Dylan for
Speaker 1: my boy, Dylan. I thought, now these numbers, it says, well,
Speaker 1: Tiger make the cut and it's plus one fifteen. It
Speaker 1: was minus one fifteen. Look okay, but I got it
Speaker 1: on another side at plus one. And yesterday's tax from
Speaker 1: you guys, you said it was minus one of fifteen,
Speaker 1: minus fifteen. So it's it's trend towards he's not going
Speaker 1: to make the Cup and this yesterday, now we're getting
Speaker 1: one twenty Larry, this can be Uh, Tiger making the
Speaker 1: cut will be like our unofficial official tiebreaker for the
Speaker 1: March Madness. Uh tie. Oh no, I don't like that, No, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm just think it'll be it's a much better weekend
Speaker 1: if Tigers involved. That's all I'm doing it. It's a
Speaker 1: selfish it's a selfish bet if he wins. To the
Speaker 1: like liability, I was reading something that the liability for
Speaker 1: sports books if Tiger somehow wins is like they're host
Speaker 1: like it's like the bets or something coming on Tiger.
Speaker 1: He would bring He would bring down casinos single handedly. Wow.
Speaker 1: It was like when when McGregor and Mayweather box. If
Speaker 1: McGregor won, like there was just millions and millions of
Speaker 1: dollars going down the alright, bad layer. Uh we'll we'll
Speaker 1: keep an eye and uh well next next time, we'll
Speaker 1: make sure that we give you enough heads up so
Speaker 1: you're able to be prepared. Dan, I'm very busy and
Speaker 1: I want to go and eat my cold omelet and
Speaker 1: sitting on the table since ray. Um, just text me
Speaker 1: later on whenever you get a second. I don't really
Speaker 1: care about it that much. Um, what my odds are
Speaker 1: in Bernhard Anger? Well do Larry, I'm looking at it now.
Speaker 1: I don't even think Draftings has it up from what
Speaker 1: I've seen. Right now, all right, we gotta find we
Speaker 1: gotta right. I'll text you if I find it. Sounds good, Larry, alright, alright, alright,
Speaker 1: thank good luck, buddy Bos