WEBVTT - Episode 27: There's Always An Excuse 

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<v Speaker 1>This is Dan Patrick takes a game. Gambling was something

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<v Speaker 1>that I did a clever way to circumvent Dan actually

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<v Speaker 1>making bets himself by using a proxy. And I became

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<v Speaker 1>consumed by and now joined by Bad Larry and Dylan

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<v Speaker 1>the graphics guy. Here's Dan Patrick. Hey Larry, Hello Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>how are you doing? Buddy good? I thought I thought

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<v Speaker 1>I was gonna send these into you guys and then

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna do the show tomorrow. But okay, I'm I'm glad.

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<v Speaker 1>I was prepared high school. See, I knew it. I

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<v Speaker 1>told these guys who were going to use this as

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<v Speaker 1>an excuse. I'm looking at text messages sent to you

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<v Speaker 1>over the weekend that said, we're gonna do this on Wednesday,

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<v Speaker 1>because Larry, if we recorded on Thursday, you're gonna get

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<v Speaker 1>some guys who already had their first round in Dan,

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<v Speaker 1>I understand. That's why I'm prepared. Well, you have an excuse.

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<v Speaker 1>You might be prepared. We had an excuse. I was

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<v Speaker 1>sitting eating my lunch. I have it. I've all written here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll come out in my car now. I am ready. Okay, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>By the way, recapping, Dylan and Bad Larry finished with

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<v Speaker 1>the exact same records thirty one and one against the

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<v Speaker 1>spread in the tournament. Jillan, that's a great job by you,

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<v Speaker 1>my man. Another little late and come back from me.

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<v Speaker 1>I was down the entire tournament, all right. Uh, Larry,

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, unbelievable call with Kansas money line North

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina plus four on Monday night. Um, I can't believe

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas didn't win it by five and beat my North

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<v Speaker 1>Carolina spread. How do you not throw the ball and

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<v Speaker 1>bound and get found? I know, but you were mad

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<v Speaker 1>at Bill self. You said Bill self should be fired. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm the national title. If you throw the ball again.

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<v Speaker 1>If I'm playing and I have you on my team,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm throwing the ball and you and just say going

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<v Speaker 1>to a fetal position to get foul. Yeah, and then

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<v Speaker 1>we go down to the other end, and okay, let's

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<v Speaker 1>say you miss one. I don't care if you miss

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<v Speaker 1>them both, then North Carolina has to come the length

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<v Speaker 1>of the court. They get their three point shot off.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't him the ball in their in their front court.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Well, if if Bill Cell is gonna get fired,

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<v Speaker 1>it's probably not gonna be a coaching acumen, right, Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>kind of hard to fire. Somebody. Yeah, unless there's an

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<v Speaker 1>n c A investigation. Alright, alright, so Masters bets here

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<v Speaker 1>by the way, Augusta is going to play seventy yards.

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<v Speaker 1>Twelve of the last thirteen winners have been in the

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<v Speaker 1>top fifty and driving distance the year they want just

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<v Speaker 1>to let you know, the last ten winners of the

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<v Speaker 1>Masters have all been top twenty five players in the

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<v Speaker 1>world rankings. Now, let's let's just start with Tiger Woods

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<v Speaker 1>making the cut. Uh, Badler. I'm all over him making

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<v Speaker 1>the cut. And now do I lose if he withdraws

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<v Speaker 1>after he teas off, then he wouldn't make the cut. Okay, Uh, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>that's actually perfect because I'm pretty convinced he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to make the gonna make even though I'm rooting for

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<v Speaker 1>him to make the cut, it just seems improbable. Uh, Dylan,

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<v Speaker 1>will start with you since you have prepared more for

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<v Speaker 1>this moment than Larry has. Uh. Alright, you're you're picked

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<v Speaker 1>to win it always. Who I'm going with my guy

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<v Speaker 1>Justin Thomas Um he's been playing pretty good golf and

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<v Speaker 1>he uh at the players too. He was by far

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<v Speaker 1>the best when the weather turned. So I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>with Thursday Friday being questionable. I feel like he'll be

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<v Speaker 1>able to power through. All right, came in fourth and

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<v Speaker 1>the Masters in uh now, do you have any prop

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<v Speaker 1>bets here? I do, So, I've got a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>top five, top ten finishes. I'm going Salatorus top five

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<v Speaker 1>finish plus six hundred, and he finished second last year. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>when his first Masters. Um Brooks kept good, top ten

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<v Speaker 1>finished plus two hundred. I always subscribed to it the major,

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<v Speaker 1>Brooks will probably be somewhere in contention at least yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>top ten right, yeah, okay, Um, Sam Burns top ten

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<v Speaker 1>finished plus four it making his Master's debut. He's been

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<v Speaker 1>playing well lately also yeah, yeah, and he plays callaway,

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<v Speaker 1>so I appreciate that we love him for that. Right,

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<v Speaker 1>what else do you? And I'm going with sweet swinging

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<v Speaker 1>Louis Oost has in top ten finish plus three fifty

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<v Speaker 1>guaranteed to finish runner up. Yeah every time feels like

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<v Speaker 1>all he finished runner up twice last year and maybe

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<v Speaker 1>all right, um, and then I'm going to Bryson to

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<v Speaker 1>Shambo to miss the cut plus one forty. Shambo has

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<v Speaker 1>been battling a torn labor um and he's got a

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<v Speaker 1>fracture in his left hand, and he missed the cut

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<v Speaker 1>last week at the Valero. Yeah, the sixth Major, the

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<v Speaker 1>Valaire Open. Of course, it is all right, bad Lair, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I took two guys to win. Am I allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>do that? I got DJ, and I'm gonna be pulling

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<v Speaker 1>for Rory Mackelroy. I don't know why. I just I

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<v Speaker 1>want the career Grand Slam, all right. So Tiger to

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<v Speaker 1>make the cut, and I know I'm going pulling this

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<v Speaker 1>one out. He might not even have a odds on it.

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<v Speaker 1>For me. I want to learn hard Langer to make

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<v Speaker 1>the cut. You can you can look that up. You know,

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<v Speaker 1>you can almost guarantee he'll be on the leaderboard first day.

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<v Speaker 1>What I'm hoping, right, and then and then this ship

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<v Speaker 1>far tomorrow, I mean Friday, Friday and make the cut

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<v Speaker 1>because he's got to be plus some nice number. I

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<v Speaker 1>would think, I would think a big number to make

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<v Speaker 1>the cut. And I wonder what it is to win.

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<v Speaker 1>Ye need not that old. He's in his mid to right,

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<v Speaker 1>all right? What else do you have? Lair? Okay? Then

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<v Speaker 1>top tens, DJ, Tony See now, Mark Leishman, you gotta

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<v Speaker 1>help me with the pronunciations shunja, yes, okay, and like

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Christian her heart bazood and hohot. Yeah, okay, that's

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<v Speaker 1>your top. Yeah, what else do you have any other

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<v Speaker 1>pop beds? I said, And then Rory to get Rory

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<v Speaker 1>for Yeah, I got that. Okay, So Tiger and Bernhard

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<v Speaker 1>Langer to make cuts, and then those one to three,

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<v Speaker 1>four or five six top tens and the two winners. Okay, um,

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<v Speaker 1>I know they do have it. I didn't look it up,

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<v Speaker 1>um you I figured, um Dylan would do it with

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<v Speaker 1>a hole in one. Yeah. Actually, um, I didn't see

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<v Speaker 1>the to be or not to be a hole in one. Um.

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<v Speaker 1>But it's usually pretty even odds, I think, because my

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<v Speaker 1>my idea was whoever, if you took it, I was

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<v Speaker 1>going to go against Yeah, that's and I lost a

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<v Speaker 1>little money dealing, and you cost me, you know, send

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<v Speaker 1>me a check. You cost me money. Last week I

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<v Speaker 1>went I went under your forty five and a half

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<v Speaker 1>three point shot. I mean I liked the bet. I

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<v Speaker 1>loved it that actually, and then Kansas goes thirteen twenty

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<v Speaker 1>three or something. Yeah, I was under forty five and

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<v Speaker 1>a half threes for the final four in the championship game,

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<v Speaker 1>and then the what was it Kansas Villanova game? They

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<v Speaker 1>had like twenty six threes and I was like, what,

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<v Speaker 1>Kansas doesn't shoot from the foul line from three point range? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I expected it from Villanova, but Kansas was just raining him. Ray,

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<v Speaker 1>do you have the numbers for Bernhard Longer Langer making

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<v Speaker 1>the cunt? I don't have it for making the cut.

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<v Speaker 1>But a five dollar bet on him to win will

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<v Speaker 1>let you five thousand dollars, Okay, I don't I don't

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<v Speaker 1>want to throw the five dollars. Yeah, not the winning part.

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<v Speaker 1>We just need making making the cut. Alright, we'll work

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<v Speaker 1>on that, Larry. You know, you know Dan, this is

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<v Speaker 1>a leap of phase. I'm gonna trust you guys with

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<v Speaker 1>what you want to give me. Stop all right, I'll

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<v Speaker 1>come up with something. Nobody's out to catch you. I know. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm only kidding. Well, I bet Tiger at plus one

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<v Speaker 1>already bet it okay to make the cut, and I

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<v Speaker 1>did see on and I got a Draft Kings account

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<v Speaker 1>just to that under forty five and a half because

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<v Speaker 1>my other two accounts didn't have that that. I opened

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<v Speaker 1>an account to bet that, you know, for Dylan for

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<v Speaker 1>my boy, Dylan. I thought, now these numbers, it says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>Tiger make the cut and it's plus one fifteen. It

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<v Speaker 1>was minus one fifteen. Look okay, but I got it

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<v Speaker 1>on another side at plus one. And yesterday's tax from

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<v Speaker 1>you guys, you said it was minus one of fifteen,

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<v Speaker 1>minus fifteen. So it's it's trend towards he's not going

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<v Speaker 1>to make the Cup and this yesterday, now we're getting

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<v Speaker 1>one twenty Larry, this can be Uh, Tiger making the

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<v Speaker 1>cut will be like our unofficial official tiebreaker for the

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<v Speaker 1>March Madness. Uh tie. Oh no, I don't like that, No, no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just think it'll be it's a much better weekend

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<v Speaker 1>if Tigers involved. That's all I'm doing it. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>selfish it's a selfish bet if he wins. To the

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<v Speaker 1>like liability, I was reading something that the liability for

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<v Speaker 1>sports books if Tiger somehow wins is like they're host

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<v Speaker 1>like it's like the bets or something coming on Tiger.

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<v Speaker 1>He would bring He would bring down casinos single handedly. Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like when when McGregor and Mayweather box. If

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<v Speaker 1>McGregor won, like there was just millions and millions of

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<v Speaker 1>dollars going down the alright, bad layer. Uh we'll we'll

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<v Speaker 1>keep an eye and uh well next next time, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>make sure that we give you enough heads up so

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<v Speaker 1>you're able to be prepared. Dan, I'm very busy and

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<v Speaker 1>I want to go and eat my cold omelet and

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<v Speaker 1>sitting on the table since ray. Um, just text me

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<v Speaker 1>later on whenever you get a second. I don't really

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<v Speaker 1>care about it that much. Um, what my odds are

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<v Speaker 1>in Bernhard Anger? Well do Larry, I'm looking at it now.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't even think Draftings has it up from what

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<v Speaker 1>I've seen. Right now, all right, we gotta find we

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<v Speaker 1>gotta right. I'll text you if I find it. Sounds good, Larry, alright, alright, alright,

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<v Speaker 1>thank good luck, buddy Bos