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Speaker 1: All right, welcome to the full hour of Brook and

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Speaker 1: Jeffrey in the Morning on the podcast. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for being here. And I'm just gonna say Alexis

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Speaker 1: may have just been complaining that people aren't funny enough

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Speaker 1: in the comment sections.

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Speaker 2: Come on, guys, you're funnier for you.

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Speaker 3: Guys are funny. You're just so sweet. You know, it's

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Speaker 3: so much like nice, Like I love you, guys, I

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Speaker 3: love this. You make my day better.

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Speaker 4: And let you hate.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to read that. Nobody wants to hear that.

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Speaker 3: You don't want to hear us, But like, thanks you

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Speaker 3: guys love us, you love us.

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Speaker 4: I like it.

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Speaker 3: I know I kind of like it too bad. I

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Speaker 3: like reading them, but not rereading that.

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Speaker 5: The next time we look at comments, I want to

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Speaker 5: see jokes. I want you to roast the show. All right,

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Speaker 5: you guys need to do the opposite of what you're doing.

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Speaker 6: Now, do you have one that you would like to

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Speaker 6: read election I do from outback jack Okay, he said,

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Speaker 6: epic fan from Australia listen while working on our twenty

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Speaker 6: five thousand acre cattle property and.

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Speaker 4: Always makes me laugh. Dude, that's awesome. The cows laugh

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Speaker 4: with an Australian accent.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 4: I want to thank you so much for listening. Tell

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Speaker 4: those cows hello for us.

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Speaker 1: Yes, and move Yet.

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Speaker 7: Has tipping culture gotten out of control?

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Speaker 2: We're moving there.

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Speaker 7: It's broken Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 8: We've done a lot of stories about how the public's

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Speaker 8: getting frustrated because everywhere they go, everywhere they look, even

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Speaker 8: when they're doing self checkout, it's like, Hey, you want

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Speaker 8: to leave a twenty five percent tip for the groceries

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Speaker 8: that you just scanned yourself?

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Speaker 1: Oh yep, also put in your cart yourself, also bagged yourself.

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Speaker 1: Wait did I actually even talk to anyone?

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Speaker 8: Y Well, now there's a story making headlines that tipping

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Speaker 8: culture has worked its way into the Newark Airport, New Jersey. Okay,

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Speaker 8: the passenger was checking in at the United ticketing counter.

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Speaker 8: Turns out their checked bag was half a pound too heavy.

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Speaker 8: Uh huh oh, just zero point five pounds over the

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Speaker 8: weight limit.

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Speaker 4: Okay, take that code out and put it on, take.

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Speaker 2: One thing out.

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Speaker 8: Well, the agent just looked over at the person, smiled

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Speaker 8: and said, Nah, don't worry, I didn't see nothing awesome,

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Speaker 8: gave him a high five. Even so, the customer thought

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Speaker 8: Oh cool, I'm getting a nice break. But then the

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Speaker 8: agent pointed down to the counter and said, you can

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Speaker 8: just leave me a little tip for that right here. No,

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Speaker 8: the customer would wondered the same thing, asked is he

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Speaker 8: being for real? And the agent said yes, I'm serious. No,

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Speaker 8: So the passenger threw down five bucks.

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Speaker 4: What I would not I would?

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Speaker 5: I think that would yeah, because I'd be If not,

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Speaker 5: they'd be like, yeah, then fifty dollars.

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Speaker 8: On the way home, they said they did feel a

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Speaker 8: little weird about it, for I feel like they were.

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Speaker 4: Just like blackmailed.

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Speaker 8: Yes, that's how they so a little stammed. So they

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Speaker 8: went and reported it to United on their boats. No surprise,

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Speaker 8: United has not responded, but in general the store, he's

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Speaker 8: making the rounds online and people are saying it's totally ridiculous.

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Speaker 8: If it ever happens again, they recommend asking for a supervisor.

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it because I feel like it's almost

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Speaker 1: like condescending to give someone money who's not in a.

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Speaker 4: Tipping situation job. It's like, hmmm, you look like you

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Speaker 4: need this any.

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Speaker 2: Service, right.

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Speaker 8: I think we all should pull out a few dollar

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Speaker 8: bills for digital Jake.

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Speaker 7: As we said, it to the shock collar question of

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Speaker 7: the day.

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Speaker 2: Your men shout it out.

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Speaker 9: Nope, I do this for the love of the game only.

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Speaker 7: I want to speak to your supervisor. That's not cool, he.

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Speaker 9: Refuses our money on ja on this day. Back in

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Speaker 9: nineteen eighty one, a group of four robbers broke into

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Speaker 9: the vault of a First National Bank in Tucson and

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Speaker 9: made off with three point three million dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that was so much and now.

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Speaker 9: At the time, it made it the largest single heist

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Speaker 9: in US history. The culprits were never identified and never caught,

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Speaker 9: so obviously they must have been pretty smart. But today

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Speaker 9: we're just gonna focus on the dumb criminals. I'm gonna

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Speaker 9: read you some news headlines about the stupidest criminals in

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Speaker 9: was real or not. In a special low brow law

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Speaker 9: Breakers edition of.

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Speaker 1: Twenty After years of doing laser stories, I feel like

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Speaker 1: every one of these is gonna be real.

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Speaker 7: El jaded here.

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Speaker 9: You know what, Just for you guys, all of these

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Speaker 9: potential crimes happened in Florida. We're gonna start with the

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Speaker 9: woman who turned her prison jumpsuit into a crop top Alexis, Alexis,

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Speaker 9: your headline is Florida man steals hundreds of bees because

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Speaker 9: he thought they were lonely and abandoned. Is that a

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Speaker 9: real headline or made up Florida hero more?

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Speaker 3: It's like Brooks said everything, like I believe all of it.

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Speaker 4: Can't you picture of the guy like trying to pet them?

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Speaker 10: Yeah, and I can see it, like thinking if he

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Speaker 10: just wears enough like long sleeves, it works, you know,

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Speaker 3: Himself from getting stung. And like, I think it's true.

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Speaker 9: Jake Lexis thinks that's real. That is, it's a real headline.

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Speaker 9: And if they don't have an owner, they're freebies. Brook

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Speaker 9: it's your turn. Oh god, yeah, your headline Florida man

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Speaker 9: leaves apology note return stolen goods after realizing they're not

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Speaker 9: the latest iPhone? Is that a real headline or made up?

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Speaker 1: God, that would be a disappointment, Like they'd steal mine

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Speaker 1: and then they'd take the back off and be like,

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Speaker 1: wait a minute, it's all cracked.

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Speaker 4: I'm gonna say it's real.

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Speaker 9: Brooks says, that's a real headline. That is, it's a

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Speaker 9: made up headline.

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Speaker 4: You wouldn't leave an apology note.

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Speaker 9: One for two. We're going over to Jose. Now, Jose

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Speaker 9: your headline, Florida man demands cash, gets confused by self checkout,

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Speaker 9: accidentally pays for stolen items. Is that a real headline?

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Speaker 7: Did I make that up?

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Speaker 2: Just gets finessed into paying.

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Speaker 7: It's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: I don't understand how it even work, but it's Florida.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna say it's not true.

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Speaker 9: Jose said, that's made up. That is good eye.

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Speaker 2: I almost said though.

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Speaker 9: Went over to Jeffrey. Jeffrey your headline, Florida man arrested

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Speaker 9: for calling nine to one one after his kitten was

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Speaker 9: denied entry into a strip club. Is that a real headline?

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Speaker 9: Did you make that up?

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Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 7: I don't want to see any naked ladies.

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Speaker 1: It's my cat to everyone in that club.

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Speaker 4: Would be so excited, would be so happy.

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Speaker 8: I think for sure a Florida guy was upset that

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Speaker 7: That's a real story.

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Speaker 9: Jeff says, that's real. That is yeah, real headline. All right,

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Speaker 9: we're on around number two. Alexis, seventy six year old

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Speaker 9: Florida woman was kicked out of KFC and arrested for

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Speaker 9: breastfeeding her forty two year old son in public two?

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Speaker 9: Is that a real headline or did we make that up?

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Speaker 3: This is going to be broke who doesn't let her

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Speaker 9: Alexis said, that's real. That is that's a real headline.

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Speaker 9: Looking forward to this, all right?

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Speaker 2: Not breasted.

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Speaker 9: Your headline here? Florida man gets pulled over, Police find

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Speaker 9: thirty eyeballs stuffed up his butt?

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Speaker 2: WHOA Is that.

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Speaker 9: A real headline or fake?

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Speaker 1: That is not a real headline, je No, there's a

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Speaker 1: lot of glass eyeballs out there.

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Speaker 7: Or are they real or googlyday?

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Speaker 4: Maybe he just wanted to see what's up there, take

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Speaker 2: Let's just say it's real.

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Speaker 9: Col have gone too far? Hose says, that's real. It is,

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Speaker 9: it's a head I refuse to elaborate more. Run at Jeffrey.

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Speaker 7: Details than that.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey, here's your headline. Florida man's getaway foiled by GPS

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Speaker 9: accidentally navigates straight to police station. Is that a real headliner?

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Speaker 9: Made up?

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Speaker 4: I feel like that we've reported on this in laser stories. Seriously.

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Speaker 7: Well, only because it's Florida. I'm saying it's real.

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Speaker 9: Jeffrey said, that's real. That is that's made up, which

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Speaker 9: means we go to sudden death. Alexis Alexi, you get

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Speaker 9: this right, you win, you get it wrong, Jose wins.

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Speaker 9: Here's your headline, Florida man steals gumball machine, gets caught

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Speaker 9: trying to sell gumballs on Facebook. A real headline. We

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Speaker 9: make that up a piece. I don't know.

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Speaker 10: I feel like going on Facebook too much effort for

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Speaker 10: a Florida man. I feel like he'd go outside like

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Speaker 10: a kid's school and try to sell them there, you know,

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Speaker 9: Jay Alexi says, that's made up. That is a real headline. Jose,

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Speaker 9: you've won Today's of twenty all right.

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Speaker 4: I'm more concerned about people who bought the gumballs.

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Speaker 9: If you're not getting your gumballs from Facebook marketplace, you're missing.

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Speaker 8: Well, Jose, you get to choose who gets shocked. They're

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Speaker 8: going to be singing no Scrubs by TLC. So who's

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Speaker 2: Well, it's because it's her favorite. I gotta choose Brooke.

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Speaker 4: Okay, No, I don't want no scrub.

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Speaker 1: Scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me.

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Speaker 7: That's your shot collar question of the day, Brook.

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Speaker 12: And Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: You know, Brook has a very special skill where she

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Speaker 8: can take any conversation that you're having and somehow magically

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Speaker 8: work in how you should have been more eco friendly.

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Speaker 7: Oh yeah, oh, you served a bull of almonds at

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Speaker 7: your baby showers.

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Speaker 8: You do realize almonds are decimating the fresh water supply

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Speaker 8: of Third world's countries, and every almond you.

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Speaker 7: Eat spits directly in the face of Mother Nature.

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Speaker 1: Right, It's amazing how much those trees need water, lots

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Speaker 7: It's a good point Brook.

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Speaker 8: Yeah, definitely bring that up when someone's at their baby shower.

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Speaker 4: Peanuts. Peanuts are much more.

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Speaker 8: Totally eco activism. It's just always top of Brook's mind.

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Speaker 8: So we're all gonna share what we've been thinking about

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Speaker 8: lately and then prepare to have Brook eco shame us

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Speaker 8: for whatever it is we have to say.

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Speaker 4: Why do your thoughts always come in styrofoam?

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Speaker 7: Jeff Yeah, it's my fault.

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Speaker 8: It's a brand new what's on your mind coming up

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Speaker 8: right now? You ever think the song It's Raining Men

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Speaker 8: is just the happier version of let.

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Speaker 7: The Bodies hit the floor.

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Speaker 8: Oh my god, it's all about perspective, and I know

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Speaker 8: it's going to be rain and thoughts here in studio

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Speaker 8: as we go around the room for What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 8: Starting with brook Brook, let your thought bubbles.

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Speaker 7: Hit the floor with What's on your Mind?

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Speaker 1: Has changed those two songs. Okay, So I'm regretting a

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Speaker 1: decision I made. So this weekend we're all going to

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Speaker 1: a big industry event.

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Speaker 4: And I volunteered to share a hotel.

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Speaker 7: You've ever tried to save company money?

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Speaker 3: Kinda? I kind of select to hear right now?

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Speaker 7: Aren't you excited?

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Speaker 3: That's the reception to change the keys, not her mother.

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Speaker 7: What does she want you to be? Like a server?

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Speaker 2: I didn't think of that. I did not think of that.

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Speaker 7: We're so excited, alexis what's been on your mind?

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Speaker 3: So when it comes to getting free drinks at the bars? Okay?

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Speaker 10: So my friends and I were paddle boarding, yes, and

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Speaker 3: And what do you know? They love throwing things from.

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Speaker 10: Their cool They are loving them swimming for coronas.

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Speaker 3: Diving for white cloths because I don't know if they float.

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Speaker 2: In the head.

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Speaker 7: I think that's the goal.

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Speaker 8: It's not so much they're like trying to give you

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Speaker 3: I did anything.

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Speaker 10: I don't know if it's necessarily like they're like, oh,

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Speaker 4: Might you up on the boat if they thought, oh.

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Speaker 10: No, they don't even get close enough like this so far,

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Speaker 3: So this is my new strategy. And if you're on

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Speaker 7: Who fifth of vodka?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, like you have a bottle of water, I need

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Speaker 2: It's like this isn't.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Jeffrey On's on your mind.

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Speaker 8: Over the weekend where we live, we had like blue

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Speaker 4: The festival weekends.

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Speaker 7: To actually watch it up close.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, that's awesome.

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Speaker 8: And the way it works, all these boats go tie

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Speaker 7: But what happens is people hop from boat to.

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Speaker 14: What without life jackets, no life jackets, no safety of

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Speaker 14: any kind, just slamming vodkas and white claws, but balancing

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Speaker 8: And one girl does she says, doesn't know how to swim.

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Speaker 8: Of course, loses her balance. Yes, falls into the water,

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Speaker 8: and I'm thinking how long do I let her flail

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Speaker 7: Fear in you so that you learn your lesson.

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Speaker 8: Just the guys asking your questions, you think now, yes,

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Speaker 8: So when it happened, I waited like three to four seconds,

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Speaker 4: One Yes, actually probably grateful that you saved your draw.

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Speaker 5: I feel like, yeah, maybe cell phone next?

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Speaker 7: So am I a hero?

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Speaker 8: I mean I did save three other people who fell

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Speaker 1: Why does it really take away from the hero respect

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Speaker 2: Everybody remembers what we learned.

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Speaker 4: Yes, hero that people don't like for.

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Speaker 1: I'll take it the passive aggressive lesson Herox.

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Speaker 7: Seven eight five nine too and tell us what's been

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Speaker 12: Freaking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: A lot of texts coming in at seven eight five

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Speaker 7: One says, what's.

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Speaker 9: On my mind?

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Speaker 8: It's law enforcement week and my daughter is at the

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Speaker 8: Is tell her to write this down, Alexis, what's your

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Speaker 3: I don't know because I just got new ones that

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Speaker 3: wrecked my last car.

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Speaker 8: Okay, we're gonna text that to you, forward it to

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Speaker 8: your dog.

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Speaker 7: She's gonna need it.

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Speaker 4: What an easy first arrest.

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Speaker 8: Another text says, morning, what's on my mind? When I'm driving,

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Speaker 7: On the radio. I have a lot of driving time

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Speaker 1: And just so you know, I'm in charge of the

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Speaker 8: It says, what's on my mind is you guys? I

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Speaker 8: But Okay, actually has a reserved front road chair at

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Speaker 7: She'll probably let you use it.

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Speaker 4: I'm kind of like the backstage person actually.

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Speaker 2: The thunder.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, she's the towel.

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Speaker 8: Keep your text coming in seventy five nine to tell

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Speaker 12: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: You ever opened up and talk about your dating life

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Speaker 7: Oh, thank god, I don't have to date an.

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Speaker 2: Your life sounds horrible time.

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Speaker 7: I'm so happy that I found love and I'm in

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Speaker 4: Every second day you've all cut back on the wounds.

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Speaker 15: It's weird.

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Speaker 1: We hear that a.

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Speaker 11: Lot around here.

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Speaker 8: We do have several married people who work on this show,

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Speaker 7: Even Jose is legally married to his PlayStation.

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Speaker 8: The wedding night did get weird, though, we got it,

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Speaker 8: When we hear nightmare dating stories and a brand new

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Speaker 7: It's Battle of the Tinder Dates.

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Speaker 8: It's the dating game show that thinks the little blue

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Speaker 8: And in the other corner, her top five celebrity hall

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Speaker 8: passes are all dead US presidents and they've got an

453
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Speaker 8: open invitation to haunt her in her sleep. Anytimetus lois is.

454
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Speaker 4: That a thing for white wigs?

455
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Speaker 16: Oh?

456
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Speaker 2: You like these wooden teeth?

457
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Speaker 7: Is she getting haunted as we speak?

458
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Speaker 12: You know?

459
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Speaker 17: I'm here?

460
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Speaker 7: Okay, right, Here's how the game works.

461
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Speaker 8: One contestant will start by telling one of their worst

462
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Speaker 8: dating stories. Then the other will try and counter with

463
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Speaker 8: the nightmare story of their own. We're gonna go back

464
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Speaker 8: and forth for three rounds, so we declare a winner.

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Speaker 7: Kicking things off with buffeto leya, let's get it, Okay.

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Speaker 18: I got asked me hang out that I had any

467
00:22:03,600 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 18: all appointments, and so he said that he would just

468
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Speaker 18: meet me there at the nail salon.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, okay, I show up.

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Speaker 18: He's already there and he's like holding court talking to

471
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Speaker 18: like all these ladies. And then they told me I'm

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Speaker 18: going to have to wait twenty minutes because he took

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Speaker 18: my appointment.

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Speaker 3: Oh oh my god.

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Speaker 8: That some beautiful fingernails for the day.

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Speaker 7: Him, lois, can you counter?

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Speaker 1: Yes?

478
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Speaker 15: So I had dinner with a guy, and when we

479
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Speaker 15: order drinks, the staff found out if his ID was fake.

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, yea.

481
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Speaker 15: So basically he is the compage kids trying to date

482
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Speaker 15: order women. Oh, basically I had one.

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Speaker 11: He had Petsy.

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Speaker 7: Oh, wait, you still dated.

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Speaker 2: Eighteen.

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Speaker 7: He just couldn't drink his courage. I get that. Now

487
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Speaker 7: we're on a round too. That means leah that to you.

488
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Speaker 18: So a guy inviting me to a birthday party with him, Okay,

489
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,760
Speaker 18: that's fine. I get there and he doesn't tell me this.

490
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Speaker 18: The birthday party is for his twin five year old son.

491
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Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I didn't even know that they existed. Low

492
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Speaker 18: alone said it was their birthday party.

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Speaker 1: It's always it's always good to bring a date that

494
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Speaker 1: will be in pictures that the kids can remember.

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Speaker 11: Right.

496
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Speaker 18: So I'm looking all over and I can't find him.

497
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Speaker 18: I'm like, where is he? At first, I'm like, am

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Speaker 18: I even at the right party?

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Speaker 4: But you say, the clown comes.

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Speaker 18: Up to me and is like, hey, it's me. You

501
00:23:34,680 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 18: want to go here freaking in the laundry room?

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Speaker 4: What he was, clown?

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Speaker 7: Oh things go in the laundry room.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, no no comment, no comment.

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Speaker 8: I was already there.

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Speaker 11: I mean, I might as well.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what they say about cloud feet?

508
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Speaker 7: Right, Lois, you got to it up all right.

509
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Speaker 15: I had this guy want to cook dinner for me

510
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Speaker 15: at his house, and when I got there, he was

511
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Speaker 15: cooking in an easy bake oven.

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Speaker 3: Are you dating any adults?

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Speaker 15: I thought he was just joking with me, but he

514
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:23,880
Speaker 15: tells me he's been cooking in five hours real Yeah,

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Speaker 15: And when I told him it's not a real oven,

516
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Speaker 15: he he got upset.

517
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Speaker 17: His friends played a trick on him.

518
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Speaker 4: Man, is he the most gullible person in the world.

519
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Speaker 15: Apparently he never cooks, and he said it was it

520
00:24:45,160 --> 00:24:45,720
Speaker 15: was the better.

521
00:24:45,760 --> 00:24:46,960
Speaker 17: It was better than a microwave.

522
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Speaker 8: Those Fisher Price microwaves, they're not very good. Okay, we're

523
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Speaker 8: on to the third and final round here. That means

524
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Speaker 8: we need your best stories.

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Speaker 7: Le what you got.

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Speaker 17: Okay.

527
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Speaker 18: I went out with this guy and he told me

528
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Speaker 18: that his drop up with a coin collector, and I

529
00:25:02,040 --> 00:25:06,280
Speaker 18: didn't really understand what that meant, and honestly I still don't.

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Speaker 4: Therenest.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, I met up with him and he was like,

532
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Speaker 18: they can't start officially until we find four pennies.

533
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Speaker 8: I was like, okay, like randomly four pennies around.

534
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Speaker 4: You, like on the ground.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, So we're like walking through the city for forty

536
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Speaker 18: five minutes.

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Speaker 1: Oh nothing, there's not even to take a penny, leave

538
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Speaker 1: a penny nowhere.

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Speaker 18: And honestly, I just I was so tired and so hungry.

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Speaker 18: I just took some change in my purse and just

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Speaker 18: dropped it.

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Speaker 11: Oh.

543
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Speaker 7: I was like, oh my god, look.

544
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Speaker 2: Look I found and I found a nickel on a corner.

545
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Speaker 1: I would have maybe just taking money out of my

546
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Speaker 1: person bought myself dinner, you know.

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Speaker 5: Welcome back.

548
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Speaker 7: She was hungry that she wasn't thinking straight. I'm thinking

549
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Speaker 7: it great, right, Lois, this is your last chance, all right.

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Speaker 17: I dated my therapist son.

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Speaker 1: Oh god, oh god, that is at the end of

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Speaker 1: the sentence.

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00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:13,359
Speaker 7: Oh God, tell me your problem.

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00:26:13,400 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 15: So I dated my therapist sign and he to me

555
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Speaker 15: that he actually read my note, went my foul.

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Speaker 7: Well that's nice. He tried to get to know you.

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00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:25,800
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,040
Speaker 15: I did tell him it was a violation of my privacy.

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Speaker 11: He told me I shouldn't worry about.

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Speaker 15: It, okay, and then he can he can handle my

561
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,200
Speaker 15: emotional issues and stuff.

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Speaker 7: So man, well, I mean I like.

563
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Speaker 4: A man who like is okay with the baggage?

564
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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's terrible.

565
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:50,400
Speaker 8: That final bell means the match is over. Judges when

566
00:26:50,400 --> 00:26:52,800
Speaker 8: you discore it, Alexis, who do you think I'm going.

567
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Speaker 3: To go to LA for the clown guy? I don't

568
00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:56,720
Speaker 3: I don't mess with clown vote.

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Speaker 4: Down to clowns. We're going Lois with the bad easy

570
00:27:01,920 --> 00:27:02,680
Speaker 4: bake up and dinner.

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00:27:02,960 --> 00:27:05,200
Speaker 7: I'll tie it up. The final decision is on Jose.

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00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:08,280
Speaker 2: I think I gotta go with Lois and the therapist

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00:27:08,400 --> 00:27:08,960
Speaker 2: Sun right.

574
00:27:12,080 --> 00:27:14,080
Speaker 7: In the come from behind victory.

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00:27:14,160 --> 00:27:24,800
Speaker 8: You are our champion in Battle of the Tender Dates, y.

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00:27:21,520 --> 00:27:22,560
Speaker 3: Don't cry, celebrate.

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00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:27,560
Speaker 12: Sorry, Honey is done.

578
00:27:27,560 --> 00:27:28,440
Speaker 17: It's mine.

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Speaker 4: You keep that crowd.

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00:27:31,040 --> 00:27:33,160
Speaker 8: That's Battle of the Tender Dates. We got phone Tap

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Speaker 8: coming up next.

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Speaker 12: Frooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: For today's phone Tap, a woman asked us to prank

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Speaker 8: her best friend. When we were discussing different options for

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00:27:43,640 --> 00:27:45,480
Speaker 8: how to do this, she told us that they share

586
00:27:45,520 --> 00:27:49,920
Speaker 8: a Spotify playlist together and her friend's app keeps crashing

587
00:27:50,080 --> 00:27:53,520
Speaker 8: all the time. She's even emailed customer service about it

588
00:27:53,520 --> 00:27:56,480
Speaker 8: the other day, and that gave us the perfect opening

589
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Speaker 8: to call in and show her a side of Spotify

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Speaker 8: that she's never seen.

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Speaker 4: The thing, by the way, follow our podcast on Spotify.

592
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 8: Yeah, at and Jeffrey, that's the part. We're going to

593
00:28:06,720 --> 00:28:09,760
Speaker 8: show her something else. It's in your phone tap right now.

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00:28:12,520 --> 00:28:18,560
Speaker 7: The twenties. Hello, Hi, this is Wade from Spotify Customer Services.

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00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:22,800
Speaker 7: Is this Katie? Yes, Hi Katie.

596
00:28:22,960 --> 00:28:24,760
Speaker 8: I'm just letting you know we got your message saying

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00:28:24,800 --> 00:28:26,360
Speaker 8: that your app keeps crashing.

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00:28:26,920 --> 00:28:27,360
Speaker 7: Is that right?

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00:28:28,160 --> 00:28:28,360
Speaker 11: Yeah?

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Speaker 16: So sometimes when I hit play on a song, it'll

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Speaker 16: go for like, I don't know, maybe twenty seconds or

602
00:28:33,200 --> 00:28:36,240
Speaker 16: so and then crash. But other times it just won't

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Speaker 16: even play, gotcha?

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00:28:37,359 --> 00:28:39,760
Speaker 8: Yeah, no, I think I understand the problem. I'm sorry

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00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,719
Speaker 8: you have to deal with that. I can totally help you.

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00:28:42,600 --> 00:28:43,000
Speaker 11: Okay.

607
00:28:43,200 --> 00:28:46,120
Speaker 8: So while I'm downloading your information so I can handle this,

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00:28:46,520 --> 00:28:49,400
Speaker 8: I noticed you have quite a few covers in your

609
00:28:49,440 --> 00:28:50,480
Speaker 8: favorited songs.

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00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:51,960
Speaker 7: It's kind of cool.

611
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Speaker 16: Wait, you can see what's going on in my account,

612
00:28:55,480 --> 00:28:56,400
Speaker 16: like you can see what I.

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Speaker 7: Have favorite Yeah, I have your profile pulled up here.

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00:28:58,960 --> 00:29:00,480
Speaker 7: It's funny. I'm in the cover too.

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00:29:02,440 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 4: Cool.

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00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,520
Speaker 7: Yeah, so we're kind of like the cool kids on

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Speaker 7: Spotify right now.

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00:29:07,880 --> 00:29:11,960
Speaker 8: Yeah, I guess you may want to just try one

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Speaker 8: out that I'm really into big time right now.

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Speaker 7: It's Elvis, you know.

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Speaker 17: Uh yeah, I mean I know who Elvis is.

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00:29:19,480 --> 00:29:22,840
Speaker 8: Yeah right, but I mean he does apple bottom jeans

623
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Speaker 8: as a cover like the flow Rider, So it's.

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00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:28,200
Speaker 7: A total banger. Here, let me play you a sample.

625
00:29:30,800 --> 00:29:34,160
Speaker 2: Jeans fur the whole clothes.

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00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:35,600
Speaker 11: Looky you hear that?

627
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:37,040
Speaker 12: Yeah?

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00:29:37,120 --> 00:29:37,640
Speaker 18: I hear that.

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Speaker 12: Good.

630
00:29:40,160 --> 00:29:41,120
Speaker 7: God, it's so good.

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Speaker 8: Sometimes I'll just kick back after work with a tall

632
00:29:45,040 --> 00:29:47,479
Speaker 8: glass of milk and just jam out to this banger.

633
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Speaker 16: You'd listen to this Elvis cover while you're drinking milk?

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00:29:53,160 --> 00:29:54,200
Speaker 7: Yeah, I mean you wouldn't.

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Speaker 16: No, I mean I don't drink milk personally, But we said.

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Speaker 8: You were into covers. I just thought we were. We'd

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Speaker 8: be on the same page.

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00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:02,680
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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Speaker 16: So anyway, did you say you're downloading my information?

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Speaker 11: Oh? Yeah, that done.

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00:30:06,800 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 8: Yeah, we're almost there. But hey, let's say you're just

642
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,920
Speaker 8: not in a chill mood after work. You don't want

643
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:11,800
Speaker 8: to do the Elvis thing.

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00:30:11,840 --> 00:30:13,480
Speaker 7: You want to get a little darker with stuff.

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00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:17,280
Speaker 8: Can I recommend Darth Vader singing Backstreet Boys that just

646
00:30:17,320 --> 00:30:18,280
Speaker 8: dropped on Spotify?

647
00:30:18,920 --> 00:30:21,360
Speaker 11: Oh you all?

648
00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:26,080
Speaker 7: Oh my fi get it dark?

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00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:41,880
Speaker 19: That is nice when I see you hear it way.

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00:30:41,320 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 7: And that is actually Darth Vader.

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Speaker 16: I mean, not to burst your bubble, but that literally

652
00:30:45,600 --> 00:30:47,280
Speaker 16: doesn't even sound like Darth Vader at all.

653
00:30:47,720 --> 00:30:50,840
Speaker 7: What what do you taught? James Earl Jones recorded.

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Speaker 17: That that good?

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Speaker 7: Okay? Well, just being honest. That's kind of bull right now?

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Speaker 16: Are you what was your name again? I'm Wade Wade

657
00:31:03,920 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 16: and you work for Spotify, right? Is that normal policy

658
00:31:08,640 --> 00:31:10,160
Speaker 16: to swear at your customers?

659
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:13,160
Speaker 8: Well, you made kind of a call about Darth Vader

660
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Speaker 8: not having a good voice or whatever you said about

661
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Speaker 8: it like that.

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00:31:16,200 --> 00:31:17,000
Speaker 7: It just wasn't cool.

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Speaker 16: I feel like maybe the call that you're making right

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Speaker 16: now is kind of a call. Are you even looking

665
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Speaker 16: into my issue?

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Speaker 8: I am, but it's taking time to download. And like

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Speaker 8: I said before, I noticed you like covers of people

668
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Speaker 8: singing other people's songs, and I thought maybe you'd like

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Speaker 8: to hear almost sing thunderstruck.

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Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, Now this is the worst thing I've

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Speaker 16: ever heard.

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Speaker 7: No, you're not listening to it right?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Can you?

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Speaker 16: Can you turn that off?

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Speaker 11: Seriously?

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Speaker 17: Turn it off?

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00:31:49,520 --> 00:31:49,960
Speaker 12: Please?

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00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 7: Do you have any milk right now? You should be

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Speaker 7: chugging milk.

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00:31:52,640 --> 00:31:55,000
Speaker 11: While that's disgusting?

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Speaker 16: Oh my gosh, is there somebody else that can help

683
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Speaker 16: me with this issue? Because it's seems like you.

684
00:32:01,680 --> 00:32:03,280
Speaker 7: What am I not helping you?

685
00:32:03,280 --> 00:32:03,480
Speaker 11: No?

686
00:32:03,600 --> 00:32:06,440
Speaker 16: This is not helpful at all, and he's wasted. You've

687
00:32:06,440 --> 00:32:07,760
Speaker 16: wasted my time right now.

688
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:10,959
Speaker 7: Like excuse me for wanting to culture you a little bit.

689
00:32:11,440 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 16: The only thing cultured is this nasty cow's milk that

690
00:32:14,800 --> 00:32:17,760
Speaker 16: you're chugging all day apparently, Can you transfer me to

691
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:18,680
Speaker 16: somebody else?

692
00:32:18,760 --> 00:32:18,960
Speaker 7: Yeah?

693
00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:21,720
Speaker 8: Fine, I look, I apologize for trying to help you out. Look,

694
00:32:21,720 --> 00:32:23,480
Speaker 8: I'm gonna send you over to a supervisor.

695
00:32:23,840 --> 00:32:26,200
Speaker 7: Please hold great.

696
00:32:30,560 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 11: There's no way that this is the whole music.

697
00:32:33,480 --> 00:32:35,080
Speaker 2: Stop singing all stars.

698
00:32:35,600 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 16: There's no way that the are you even going to help?

699
00:32:39,120 --> 00:32:41,160
Speaker 7: It's not a whold music. It's me doing a prank

700
00:32:41,240 --> 00:32:43,640
Speaker 7: phone call on you from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

701
00:32:49,400 --> 00:32:50,240
Speaker 1: What are you to say?

702
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:54,800
Speaker 13: I can't even it's a prying phone call.

703
00:32:57,000 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 11: What my name is?

704
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,120
Speaker 7: Jeff from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

705
00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,640
Speaker 8: Your cousin Heather reached out to us because she said

706
00:33:04,680 --> 00:33:06,320
Speaker 8: you too share a Spotify playlist.

707
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:08,080
Speaker 7: Ye did?

708
00:33:08,560 --> 00:33:13,240
Speaker 15: Yeah, Oh my gosh, I'm going to kick her off

709
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:14,280
Speaker 15: with my Spotify account.

710
00:33:15,880 --> 00:33:18,600
Speaker 8: Just listen to this and it will melt all of

711
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 8: your stress and sorrows away.

712
00:33:20,920 --> 00:33:24,840
Speaker 16: IgE every cover that he played. I'm gonna go into

713
00:33:24,840 --> 00:33:26,560
Speaker 16: my app and block them all right now.

714
00:33:26,760 --> 00:33:28,600
Speaker 8: No, you won't hate it if you if you listen

715
00:33:28,680 --> 00:33:36,920
Speaker 8: to it with a big glass wake.

716
00:33:36,840 --> 00:33:39,920
Speaker 12: Up every morning was fum taps weekday mornings on the twenties,

717
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:42,000
Speaker 12: Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.

718
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:47,200
Speaker 8: Ladies, I'm gonna let you all in on a little secret,

719
00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:52,560
Speaker 8: little guy life hack. Sometimes men will agree with you

720
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:57,040
Speaker 8: and say stuff like, hmmm, you're right, just so that

721
00:33:57,240 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 8: you'll like him more.

722
00:33:59,800 --> 00:34:01,760
Speaker 4: And you know what, I think we knew that, Jeff,

723
00:34:01,840 --> 00:34:02,840
Speaker 4: it actually works.

724
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,360
Speaker 2: Jeff, why did you give away the big secret?

725
00:34:07,200 --> 00:34:09,240
Speaker 3: Didn't know they weren't listening.

726
00:34:09,680 --> 00:34:12,280
Speaker 2: Yeah, we didn't agree yet. Yeah, whatever you said totally.

727
00:34:13,040 --> 00:34:18,160
Speaker 7: You know what, alexis good point, You're right, Oh, I like.

728
00:34:18,160 --> 00:34:19,759
Speaker 4: It, like it.

729
00:34:21,200 --> 00:34:23,800
Speaker 8: But one of our listeners says his plan to impress

730
00:34:23,840 --> 00:34:27,440
Speaker 8: his date and make her like him did not go

731
00:34:27,560 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 8: how he wanted. In fact, his date ended with him

732
00:34:32,239 --> 00:34:37,320
Speaker 8: in thirty straight minutes of NonStop physical pain, and even worse,

733
00:34:37,360 --> 00:34:40,399
Speaker 8: he hasn't been able to reach her since then. You're

734
00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,120
Speaker 8: gonna hear it in your second date update coming up

735
00:34:43,320 --> 00:34:48,359
Speaker 8: right after this second date up date text to seven eight,

736
00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,839
Speaker 8: five nine two. And this is for the guys out there.

737
00:34:51,320 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 8: What is the craziest thing you ever did for a

738
00:34:54,120 --> 00:34:58,520
Speaker 8: girl spontaneously on a first date? It's Brooke and Jeffrey

739
00:34:58,520 --> 00:35:00,239
Speaker 8: in the morning, and I'll ask Jose it was the

740
00:35:00,360 --> 00:35:03,800
Speaker 8: craziest spontaneous thing that you've ever done for a girl

741
00:35:03,880 --> 00:35:04,839
Speaker 8: on the first date.

742
00:35:04,960 --> 00:35:06,680
Speaker 5: There was one time, you know, when you're leaving like

743
00:35:06,680 --> 00:35:08,319
Speaker 5: a restaurant in a theater and they have.

744
00:35:08,320 --> 00:35:11,239
Speaker 2: Somebody selling single roses outside. I remember one time I

745
00:35:11,280 --> 00:35:14,759
Speaker 2: bought all the roses. He's like four left. I'll take

746
00:35:14,800 --> 00:35:16,080
Speaker 2: the rest of them, and I gave him.

747
00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:23,240
Speaker 8: You're dangerous, jo look out eat flower vendors. You're about

748
00:35:23,239 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 8: to run out of inventory.

749
00:35:27,239 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 4: Roses.

750
00:35:29,719 --> 00:35:31,800
Speaker 8: I bring it up though, because one of our listeners

751
00:35:31,840 --> 00:35:35,480
Speaker 8: says he went full spontaneous on a first date and

752
00:35:35,560 --> 00:35:38,160
Speaker 8: now he's kind of regretting it because he's not getting

753
00:35:38,200 --> 00:35:39,080
Speaker 8: a callback so.

754
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,160
Speaker 4: Allergic to flowers.

755
00:35:40,200 --> 00:35:43,400
Speaker 8: Maybe it's like the one thing I let's welcome Patrick

756
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:43,879
Speaker 8: to the show.

757
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:44,759
Speaker 7: Patrick, how you doing?

758
00:35:44,760 --> 00:35:46,960
Speaker 11: Man? Hey, hey guys, thanks for having me on.

759
00:35:47,320 --> 00:35:47,520
Speaker 16: Yeah.

760
00:35:48,160 --> 00:35:50,520
Speaker 8: Is it normal for you to get spontaneous on a

761
00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:52,919
Speaker 8: date or is was this like a one time sort

762
00:35:52,920 --> 00:35:53,200
Speaker 8: of thing?

763
00:35:53,520 --> 00:35:56,960
Speaker 11: Not even remotely, dude, I've got to like you.

764
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:58,560
Speaker 2: I feel like I overplanned, though.

765
00:35:58,680 --> 00:36:00,440
Speaker 1: I don't like that this didn't turn out the way

766
00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:02,520
Speaker 1: you wanted to because she's not calling you back because

767
00:36:02,600 --> 00:36:05,120
Speaker 1: you need that confidence boost to do it more often.

768
00:36:05,719 --> 00:36:08,040
Speaker 8: So what was it that like caused this feeling inside

769
00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,880
Speaker 8: of you that night that said I need to do

770
00:36:09,960 --> 00:36:11,680
Speaker 8: something really spontaneous right now?

771
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:14,600
Speaker 11: So I basically I met this girl named Maggie and

772
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:17,000
Speaker 11: we were on our date and the topic of being

773
00:36:17,040 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 11: spontaneous kind of came up, and we both agreed that

774
00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:24,399
Speaker 11: being spontaneous is a really good thing. Not gonna lie,

775
00:36:24,600 --> 00:36:27,799
Speaker 11: I don't agree, but I agreed in the moment, okay,

776
00:36:28,080 --> 00:36:30,239
Speaker 11: But like she caught me right away because she was like, wait,

777
00:36:30,360 --> 00:36:33,560
Speaker 11: I thought when we were first talking, you had said

778
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:37,920
Speaker 11: like you're not the type of person who does spontaneous thing.

779
00:36:38,080 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 4: She called you out on you agree.

780
00:36:39,800 --> 00:36:39,880
Speaker 19: And.

781
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:43,359
Speaker 11: I had to double down. I was like, what are

782
00:36:43,360 --> 00:36:45,439
Speaker 11: you talking about? Of course I'm spontaneous. And I took

783
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:47,400
Speaker 11: one of like the flowers out of the vase on

784
00:36:47,400 --> 00:36:52,200
Speaker 11: the table and I ate it.

785
00:36:53,320 --> 00:36:55,520
Speaker 8: And thought you were going to give it to her, Jose,

786
00:36:55,640 --> 00:36:57,600
Speaker 8: did you not eat any of the roses that you bought?

787
00:36:57,800 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 2: I didn't.

788
00:36:58,440 --> 00:37:03,440
Speaker 7: Okay, is she laughing or just drooling? Because she's so

789
00:37:03,520 --> 00:37:03,880
Speaker 7: turned on?

790
00:37:04,400 --> 00:37:06,400
Speaker 4: She's also hungry, And there was only one.

791
00:37:08,040 --> 00:37:09,400
Speaker 2: I was gonna eat that flower.

792
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:13,680
Speaker 11: She did laugh, and she thought it was funny, but

793
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:15,880
Speaker 11: she was like, are you sure you're not just weird?

794
00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 3: Okay, I can't tell I it's a joke at this

795
00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:21,759
Speaker 3: point or not.

796
00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,040
Speaker 2: It could be, it should be.

797
00:37:23,200 --> 00:37:26,520
Speaker 4: It is kind of borderline between spontaneous. It's just really strange.

798
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:29,759
Speaker 11: Yeah. And now, even though clear I'm not spontaneous, now

799
00:37:29,800 --> 00:37:31,719
Speaker 11: I feel like I have to prove my point. So

800
00:37:32,640 --> 00:37:34,680
Speaker 11: the waiters walking by and I called him over. I

801
00:37:34,719 --> 00:37:36,600
Speaker 11: took a hundred dollars bill out of my wallet and

802
00:37:36,640 --> 00:37:37,920
Speaker 11: I tipped him mid meal?

803
00:37:38,239 --> 00:37:41,560
Speaker 4: What WHOA? What did you say to him?

804
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:43,480
Speaker 7: The way to be spontaneous?

805
00:37:43,520 --> 00:37:45,600
Speaker 11: I said, you're doing such a great job. I just

806
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:47,560
Speaker 11: want to give this to you now, letting you know

807
00:37:47,640 --> 00:37:50,960
Speaker 11: that we really like you. I can't even remember when

808
00:37:50,960 --> 00:37:51,200
Speaker 11: I went.

809
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:55,680
Speaker 7: So you tipped early because you're spontaneous.

810
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 2: And a lot.

811
00:37:55,960 --> 00:37:58,160
Speaker 7: Exactly was she impressed with it?

812
00:37:58,760 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 11: I don't know if she was rest.

813
00:38:01,239 --> 00:38:04,279
Speaker 8: Or Okay, yeah, probably because it was happening inside of

814
00:38:04,280 --> 00:38:05,080
Speaker 8: a jack in the box.

815
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,200
Speaker 7: So she was like, that's a little unusual to do that.

816
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:08,240
Speaker 2: Here, you're doing.

817
00:38:10,440 --> 00:38:11,640
Speaker 4: Flowers on the table.

818
00:38:11,719 --> 00:38:11,919
Speaker 1: Jack.

819
00:38:12,040 --> 00:38:14,080
Speaker 4: I don't have a jack in the bye.

820
00:38:14,120 --> 00:38:17,680
Speaker 8: Okay, So was that the spontaneous proving stop there?

821
00:38:18,480 --> 00:38:18,520
Speaker 11: No?

822
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 7: Huh, okay, okay, there's more.

823
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:27,120
Speaker 11: So we leave after dinner and we're walking and talking

824
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,400
Speaker 11: and she says kind of I don't know, or she's like,

825
00:38:29,440 --> 00:38:35,680
Speaker 11: you know, it's okay if you're not spontaneous, but have

826
00:38:35,760 --> 00:38:37,800
Speaker 11: you thought at any point of this is yourself?

827
00:38:38,440 --> 00:38:40,919
Speaker 8: But that's just not it's not how men think. Men

828
00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:43,560
Speaker 8: don't accept like, hey, you're not that cute, you're not

829
00:38:43,680 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 8: that charming, and that's fine.

830
00:38:45,080 --> 00:38:45,839
Speaker 7: You're like, what do you mean?

831
00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:48,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's a reverse psychology is what we're working with here.

832
00:38:48,800 --> 00:38:53,239
Speaker 7: Yeah, you know, guy have to prove themselves. So what

833
00:38:53,239 --> 00:38:53,759
Speaker 7: did you do?

834
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:57,640
Speaker 11: Well? We were walking by a tattoo shop and I

835
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:01,040
Speaker 11: said I'll be right back, and she's like, no, don't,

836
00:39:01,120 --> 00:39:01,719
Speaker 11: don't do that.

837
00:39:02,600 --> 00:39:03,880
Speaker 7: You robbed the tattoo store.

838
00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:09,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, I got him.

839
00:39:09,600 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 11: Robbing a tattoo store probably would have been smarter.

840
00:39:12,480 --> 00:39:13,360
Speaker 7: Uh.

841
00:39:13,680 --> 00:39:17,160
Speaker 11: Half an hour later and I've gotten a small what

842
00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,520
Speaker 11: do you call it, like an infinity symbol?

843
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:22,839
Speaker 7: Why did you go with that?

844
00:39:22,960 --> 00:39:25,200
Speaker 1: Did you say you just left your date for a

845
00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: half an hour? You didn't even bring her in the

846
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:27,640
Speaker 1: shop with you.

847
00:39:27,719 --> 00:39:29,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, I should let her pick it out.

848
00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:32,000
Speaker 11: I wanted to surprise her because she has the same

849
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:39,000
Speaker 11: tattoo on the same spot tattoo.

850
00:39:39,120 --> 00:39:45,240
Speaker 7: You hold on. What was her reaction?

851
00:39:46,880 --> 00:39:48,480
Speaker 11: At first? I thought it would have great. So she

852
00:39:48,560 --> 00:39:50,239
Speaker 11: was like freaking out a little bit, like, oh my god,

853
00:39:50,239 --> 00:39:52,640
Speaker 11: I can't believe you did that. Then she kind of

854
00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,680
Speaker 11: then started laughing about it and was like, you know,

855
00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,480
Speaker 11: oh my god, you're crazy.

856
00:39:56,160 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 7: Okay, Okay, yeah, mission accomplished. You proved it. There.

857
00:39:59,800 --> 00:40:02,439
Speaker 4: She waited for a half an hour, was still able

858
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:02,759
Speaker 4: to laugh.

859
00:40:02,840 --> 00:40:04,040
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's questionable she waited.

860
00:40:04,080 --> 00:40:04,759
Speaker 4: She should.

861
00:40:04,800 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 8: I mean, if I'm in that situation and I'm the girl,

862
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:08,600
Speaker 8: I would want to know how it ends.

863
00:40:08,719 --> 00:40:11,560
Speaker 4: You're saying, do it for the plot? For the plot?

864
00:40:11,760 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 7: I'm curious, what's he coming back with.

865
00:40:13,640 --> 00:40:17,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, I hope that's the end of your spontaneity.

866
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,040
Speaker 7: Or is there more?

867
00:40:17,160 --> 00:40:18,880
Speaker 2: He's like, then I cut off my hands.

868
00:40:21,280 --> 00:40:22,000
Speaker 7: Okay, No.

869
00:40:22,440 --> 00:40:25,200
Speaker 11: I walked her home and and that was it. But like,

870
00:40:25,360 --> 00:40:27,520
Speaker 11: literally that was it. I haven't heard from her sin.

871
00:40:27,840 --> 00:40:31,040
Speaker 1: I mean, obviously you really really wanted to impress her.

872
00:40:31,400 --> 00:40:33,480
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, I don't know if you did, but like,

873
00:40:33,520 --> 00:40:35,640
Speaker 4: this girl must mean a lot to you.

874
00:40:36,280 --> 00:40:39,080
Speaker 11: I mean, yes, I do like her, but I don't know.

875
00:40:39,120 --> 00:40:40,719
Speaker 11: I feel like she was calling me out and I

876
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 11: felt like I had to defend myself even if it wasn't, you.

877
00:40:44,440 --> 00:40:47,000
Speaker 4: Know over, she wasn't trying to bully you.

878
00:40:47,160 --> 00:40:49,640
Speaker 1: She was trying to tell you to just like jose said,

879
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:51,840
Speaker 1: pick a random bar you should go to.

880
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 9: As min in.

881
00:40:54,440 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 12: You.

882
00:40:55,040 --> 00:40:55,239
Speaker 3: Yeah.

883
00:40:55,719 --> 00:40:58,080
Speaker 7: I think what we're saying is we're all impressed.

884
00:40:58,480 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 8: We're all very impressed by how far you went in

885
00:41:01,560 --> 00:41:04,560
Speaker 8: order to make this woman like you.

886
00:41:04,160 --> 00:41:05,359
Speaker 4: For a girl you kind of.

887
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 8: Like, yeah, And so now we're gonna do even more

888
00:41:08,080 --> 00:41:11,319
Speaker 8: spontaneity when we spontaneously call her and ask her why

889
00:41:11,320 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 8: she's not giving you another chance.

890
00:41:13,840 --> 00:41:15,719
Speaker 4: It's very planned to do it every time.

891
00:41:15,920 --> 00:41:19,080
Speaker 8: Well, she's not going to expect it. She's gonna be like, wow,

892
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:21,800
Speaker 8: spontaneous phone call. Second date update, I want.

893
00:41:21,600 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 7: To date the word.

894
00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:28,279
Speaker 1: We all get matching Infinity tattoos by the end of this, and.

895
00:41:28,280 --> 00:41:29,120
Speaker 2: We will do it.

896
00:41:29,200 --> 00:41:33,200
Speaker 8: We will get the tattoo gun out for your second date.

897
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:37,440
Speaker 7: Update right after this. Hold on second date update.

898
00:41:38,800 --> 00:41:42,320
Speaker 8: Some people get spontaneous on a date by skinny dipping

899
00:41:42,960 --> 00:41:46,800
Speaker 8: or hopping a train together, or hopping a train after

900
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:47,680
Speaker 8: skinny dipping?

901
00:41:49,280 --> 00:41:52,960
Speaker 7: Is this the nude car? There's no plastic on the

902
00:41:53,040 --> 00:41:53,600
Speaker 7: seats here?

903
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,480
Speaker 4: I like it, But why does it take so long

904
00:41:57,560 --> 00:41:58,759
Speaker 4: for you to get kicked off the train?

905
00:41:59,600 --> 00:42:02,160
Speaker 8: Talking of people more like what they see you, but

906
00:42:02,320 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 8: not for our listener, Patrick. He proved that he was

907
00:42:04,760 --> 00:42:09,960
Speaker 8: spontaneous by eating a flower off their dinner table, tipping

908
00:42:09,960 --> 00:42:12,880
Speaker 8: one hundred dollars before the bill came. That's a good one,

909
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:16,319
Speaker 8: and then getting a shoulder tattoo all mid date.

910
00:42:16,560 --> 00:42:18,120
Speaker 4: How small is it? Can we ask?

911
00:42:20,080 --> 00:42:21,360
Speaker 7: Is asking? How small are you?

912
00:42:21,840 --> 00:42:22,280
Speaker 3: Patrick?

913
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:24,200
Speaker 7: How small is?

914
00:42:23,680 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 11: It's? Maybe like an inch and a half?

915
00:42:27,480 --> 00:42:31,920
Speaker 8: Okay, that's not that's not very big, big enough, too big.

916
00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,760
Speaker 8: But the whole reason that he did it is because

917
00:42:33,800 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 8: Maggie kept doubting his spontaneous nature, so he had to

918
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:40,440
Speaker 8: step up and prove himself to her. Patrick, You're not

919
00:42:40,440 --> 00:42:42,680
Speaker 8: going to try and prove your spontaneous again over the

920
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,799
Speaker 8: phone while we call her, right, just a.

921
00:42:44,719 --> 00:42:46,120
Speaker 4: Tattoo gun in the background.

922
00:42:47,800 --> 00:42:48,759
Speaker 2: I'm getting your name.

923
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:52,960
Speaker 11: Trust me, I'm so over trying to be spontaneously. I

924
00:42:53,400 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 11: just want to be myself there it is. I'm boring,

925
00:42:56,360 --> 00:42:58,360
Speaker 11: and that's okay.

926
00:42:59,000 --> 00:43:00,480
Speaker 2: I don't know if you want to boring.

927
00:43:01,000 --> 00:43:01,359
Speaker 4: You're not.

928
00:43:01,520 --> 00:43:03,080
Speaker 7: Just don't say that, because I was going to prove

929
00:43:03,120 --> 00:43:07,440
Speaker 7: how boring he don't say that. Just accept you are

930
00:43:07,480 --> 00:43:08,600
Speaker 7: who you are and we love it.

931
00:43:09,160 --> 00:43:12,040
Speaker 10: I prefer a guy who doesn't eat flowers anyways.

932
00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:12,719
Speaker 2: I don't think.

933
00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:16,239
Speaker 8: Let's see what Maggie has to say. It may have

934
00:43:16,280 --> 00:43:18,439
Speaker 8: had nothing to do with the spontaneous stuff. It could

935
00:43:18,440 --> 00:43:19,040
Speaker 8: be something else.

936
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:21,040
Speaker 4: Wait to hear her side of the state, all right,

937
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:22,520
Speaker 4: and her story from.

938
00:43:22,360 --> 00:43:24,799
Speaker 2: It has to do with the spontane There's no way

939
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,120
Speaker 2: it's not.

940
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:27,200
Speaker 7: Well, let's find out. I'm gonna call her right now.

941
00:43:27,239 --> 00:43:28,840
Speaker 7: We'll see what she has to say. If she answers,

942
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:29,399
Speaker 7: let's do it.

943
00:43:38,040 --> 00:43:38,320
Speaker 16: Hello.

944
00:43:39,160 --> 00:43:40,200
Speaker 7: Hey, is this Maggie.

945
00:43:41,080 --> 00:43:42,560
Speaker 17: Guess who is speeches?

946
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:45,879
Speaker 7: My name is Jeff from a radio show called Brook

947
00:43:45,880 --> 00:43:47,120
Speaker 7: and Jeffrey in the Morning.

948
00:43:46,960 --> 00:43:48,520
Speaker 4: Him, Maggie, the whole shows here.

949
00:43:48,640 --> 00:43:49,759
Speaker 2: Good morning, Maggie.

950
00:43:50,160 --> 00:43:53,320
Speaker 17: Hi guys, what is this?

951
00:43:54,080 --> 00:43:54,440
Speaker 12: Okay?

952
00:43:55,920 --> 00:43:57,799
Speaker 7: This is a This is about your love life?

953
00:43:57,880 --> 00:44:08,200
Speaker 20: Actually okay, sorry, okay, you're not you're dating life, because

954
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:10,480
Speaker 20: rumor has it you recently went out with a guy

955
00:44:10,520 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 20: named Patrick and had a really fun time.

956
00:44:13,480 --> 00:44:18,000
Speaker 17: Oh uh, okay, if you say that, does he say so?

957
00:44:18,440 --> 00:44:20,360
Speaker 7: I do say, so interesting.

958
00:44:20,719 --> 00:44:23,520
Speaker 4: I can't wait to hear how you described this date.

959
00:44:23,640 --> 00:44:26,200
Speaker 8: Yeah, because we're doing a segment called second Date Update.

960
00:44:26,239 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 8: We're trying to help Patrick out and figure out if

961
00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:31,560
Speaker 8: there was something weird about the date, if there was

962
00:44:31,560 --> 00:44:34,160
Speaker 8: something that you didn't like, because he's a little bit confused,

963
00:44:34,160 --> 00:44:34,920
Speaker 8: why you haven't.

964
00:44:34,719 --> 00:44:35,279
Speaker 7: Met up again?

965
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:37,719
Speaker 17: He's confused while we haven't met up again.

966
00:44:38,200 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 8: Well, yeah, he did tell us a little bit. Yeah,

967
00:44:42,680 --> 00:44:44,480
Speaker 8: there was some highlights that were brought.

968
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:50,120
Speaker 1: Up that confused, some spontaneous moments that happened.

969
00:44:50,200 --> 00:44:53,160
Speaker 17: It sounds like, yeah, I mean, I don't even know

970
00:44:53,200 --> 00:44:56,319
Speaker 17: how to go about starting talking about.

971
00:44:56,040 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 4: This, but can we start with a flower at the table?

972
00:44:59,120 --> 00:44:59,359
Speaker 19: Yeah?

973
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:02,319
Speaker 17: It was like a fun, flirty manter and then he

974
00:45:02,520 --> 00:45:04,399
Speaker 17: just eats a flower off the table.

975
00:45:04,280 --> 00:45:07,560
Speaker 11: Like a man, like shocked and appalled.

976
00:45:07,640 --> 00:45:09,759
Speaker 17: I'm confused. I don't know what to do, so all

977
00:45:09,760 --> 00:45:13,080
Speaker 17: I do is laugh. But he thinks that's like permission

978
00:45:13,080 --> 00:45:13,760
Speaker 17: to keep going.

979
00:45:13,920 --> 00:45:16,560
Speaker 8: Oh is it because is it because he didn't put

980
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:17,600
Speaker 8: ketchup on the flower?

981
00:45:17,920 --> 00:45:18,560
Speaker 4: Is that what it was?

982
00:45:19,520 --> 00:45:22,240
Speaker 5: No, but you're saying your nervous laughter kind of opened

983
00:45:22,239 --> 00:45:25,440
Speaker 5: the door. He thought, Oh, she's laughing, I should do this.

984
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 4: It's like my seven year old I.

985
00:45:28,640 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 17: Was uncomfortable.

986
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:31,800
Speaker 8: Okay, okay, but it was pretty impressive when he tipped

987
00:45:31,800 --> 00:45:33,000
Speaker 8: one hundred dollars.

988
00:45:33,520 --> 00:45:35,959
Speaker 17: It was strange, to say the least.

989
00:45:36,120 --> 00:45:37,320
Speaker 4: Why was that strange?

990
00:45:37,840 --> 00:45:40,040
Speaker 17: It was strange because it's like, that's not how you

991
00:45:40,080 --> 00:45:42,719
Speaker 17: act in a restaurant. That's not I mean, I wasn't

992
00:45:42,760 --> 00:45:45,960
Speaker 17: impressed because somebody like showed how much money they had.

993
00:45:46,160 --> 00:45:50,200
Speaker 1: All right, okay, fair, we can say that, but you're

994
00:45:50,320 --> 00:45:53,120
Speaker 1: still there, like you, I mean, you guys are still

995
00:45:53,160 --> 00:45:55,000
Speaker 1: going on the date. It's not like you laughed or

996
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: you said. I mean, there had to be something good happening,

997
00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:58,960
Speaker 1: right well.

998
00:45:58,840 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 17: I mean, how do you even like, how would you

999
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 17: leave that situation?

1000
00:46:02,680 --> 00:46:03,799
Speaker 3: You can't have to walk out the door?

1001
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:05,239
Speaker 4: Would you?

1002
00:46:05,280 --> 00:46:05,400
Speaker 12: No?

1003
00:46:06,080 --> 00:46:09,600
Speaker 3: Okay, call my friend to come get me walking out

1004
00:46:09,640 --> 00:46:09,959
Speaker 3: the door.

1005
00:46:11,239 --> 00:46:14,200
Speaker 8: But let's talk about the tattoo that he got at

1006
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:14,839
Speaker 8: the end of the day.

1007
00:46:14,960 --> 00:46:16,960
Speaker 2: Can't we skip to that? We're all ding What do

1008
00:46:17,040 --> 00:46:17,600
Speaker 2: you want to know?

1009
00:46:17,719 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 8: On a scale of one to ten, how badly did

1010
00:46:19,760 --> 00:46:20,759
Speaker 8: you want to say I love you?

1011
00:46:20,840 --> 00:46:23,800
Speaker 11: Right when he literally negative infinity?

1012
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:25,520
Speaker 17: That was just like actually insane.

1013
00:46:25,600 --> 00:46:26,759
Speaker 7: You didn't like it.

1014
00:46:26,760 --> 00:46:28,560
Speaker 8: It's funny you said that because we heard it was

1015
00:46:28,600 --> 00:46:33,720
Speaker 8: an infinity tattoo, so negative infinity. Wow, that's like matching soulmates.

1016
00:46:34,320 --> 00:46:37,160
Speaker 17: Really yeah, no, give.

1017
00:46:37,920 --> 00:46:41,239
Speaker 4: You're waiting outside of tattoo parlor for thirty minutes, Like,

1018
00:46:41,280 --> 00:46:43,560
Speaker 4: did you know that's what he was doing inside?

1019
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:46,880
Speaker 17: I honestly, I had no idea what was happening.

1020
00:46:47,280 --> 00:46:47,919
Speaker 7: You were dead.

1021
00:46:48,160 --> 00:46:50,600
Speaker 17: When he came out side with the tattoo that I had,

1022
00:46:50,680 --> 00:46:53,799
Speaker 17: I like wanted to scream because he even asked me

1023
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:57,000
Speaker 17: what it was. I'm actually in the process of getting it.

1024
00:46:56,920 --> 00:46:59,000
Speaker 7: Removed because.

1025
00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:02,440
Speaker 17: Who I had with my axe, because it was a.

1026
00:47:02,480 --> 00:47:04,440
Speaker 4: Matching tattoo that you had with your ax. Is that

1027
00:47:04,440 --> 00:47:05,200
Speaker 4: what you just said?

1028
00:47:05,719 --> 00:47:12,920
Speaker 8: Yes, dude, Oh my god. Well now you don't have

1029
00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:15,840
Speaker 8: to get it removed because it matches with your new boyfriend.

1030
00:47:18,400 --> 00:47:19,600
Speaker 7: Oh god, isn't it.

1031
00:47:19,560 --> 00:47:22,000
Speaker 4: Crazy to think that two men in your life as.

1032
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:27,400
Speaker 17: They're not both in my life?

1033
00:47:27,480 --> 00:47:28,200
Speaker 4: Okay?

1034
00:47:28,160 --> 00:47:30,839
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's like your ex everything.

1035
00:47:30,520 --> 00:47:34,000
Speaker 8: You're done with, Well they're not. They're not totally out

1036
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:37,440
Speaker 8: of your life yet either. Because here's something that's kind

1037
00:47:37,440 --> 00:47:40,360
Speaker 8: of spontaneous and fun. Patrick has been waiting on the

1038
00:47:40,400 --> 00:47:42,120
Speaker 8: other line, listening, wanting to talk to you.

1039
00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:44,040
Speaker 17: Oh my gosh, really.

1040
00:47:44,440 --> 00:47:46,919
Speaker 8: Yeah, I think he's still there.

1041
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:47,680
Speaker 7: Patrick.

1042
00:47:48,840 --> 00:47:50,880
Speaker 11: Yeah, a.

1043
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,080
Speaker 4: God, as if.

1044
00:47:52,880 --> 00:47:56,200
Speaker 1: That tattoo story could I thought it couldn't get worse.

1045
00:47:56,280 --> 00:47:59,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, Patrick, how do you feel about your tattoo now?

1046
00:48:00,040 --> 00:48:05,200
Speaker 11: Not not so great? Uh, I'm not sure what to say.

1047
00:48:05,920 --> 00:48:09,600
Speaker 11: That is who? But you know what? Heye, you're that

1048
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:15,800
Speaker 11: your ex was not as spontaneous as I am.

1049
00:48:16,360 --> 00:48:20,160
Speaker 17: Still keep going with's that whole thing. It's like it's

1050
00:48:20,280 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 17: not a joke anymore. It's kind of just annoying at

1051
00:48:22,400 --> 00:48:22,840
Speaker 17: this point.

1052
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:28,920
Speaker 1: Try and be boring now, that's what you said you

1053
00:48:28,920 --> 00:48:31,520
Speaker 1: were gonna do, right, Like, that's what your goal was,

1054
00:48:31,560 --> 00:48:33,720
Speaker 1: to be yourself and show her who.

1055
00:48:33,560 --> 00:48:34,160
Speaker 4: You really are.

1056
00:48:34,880 --> 00:48:37,840
Speaker 11: No, absolutely, I was. I was. That was a really

1057
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 11: a real bad joke.

1058
00:48:39,400 --> 00:48:44,720
Speaker 4: Okay, he's a jokester. I think he's uncomfortable. I feel best.

1059
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:49,719
Speaker 11: So, Maggie, I gotta ask, like, was your exploring? What

1060
00:48:49,880 --> 00:48:50,400
Speaker 11: was he like?

1061
00:48:52,560 --> 00:48:56,040
Speaker 17: I don't even have to tell you liked even talk

1062
00:48:56,080 --> 00:48:58,200
Speaker 17: to me on the date. It was all about how

1063
00:48:58,239 --> 00:49:00,600
Speaker 17: you felt. I'm like, I don't need to you anything

1064
00:49:00,640 --> 00:49:01,920
Speaker 17: about myself, that's true.

1065
00:49:02,040 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 5: Do you know what really went on a day and

1066
00:49:03,480 --> 00:49:05,280
Speaker 5: sat down and just witnessed a lot of weird.

1067
00:49:05,560 --> 00:49:08,040
Speaker 1: When we talked to him before we were on the

1068
00:49:08,040 --> 00:49:11,640
Speaker 1: phone with you, he understands how dumb he was, and

1069
00:49:11,680 --> 00:49:13,719
Speaker 1: he said he just wanted to be himself and get

1070
00:49:13,760 --> 00:49:14,880
Speaker 1: a do over with you.

1071
00:49:15,040 --> 00:49:18,040
Speaker 2: Yeah, he should have just admitted. Maybe he's not misrespontaneity.

1072
00:49:18,440 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 11: I'm not, I swear.

1073
00:49:19,960 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 17: I mean, I think he's a really nice guy. I

1074
00:49:25,160 --> 00:49:28,000
Speaker 17: think he is trying too hard and needs to get

1075
00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:30,799
Speaker 17: a little bit more grounded with who he is, Okay.

1076
00:49:30,719 --> 00:49:31,640
Speaker 9: And I don't know.

1077
00:49:31,760 --> 00:49:34,359
Speaker 17: I think there are a lot of assumptions that were

1078
00:49:34,400 --> 00:49:37,799
Speaker 17: made and I didn't like it, and I don't have

1079
00:49:37,920 --> 00:49:40,840
Speaker 17: time to give other people chances.

1080
00:49:40,880 --> 00:49:42,880
Speaker 7: So you're selfish, my god, Jeffrey.

1081
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:46,000
Speaker 4: No, she has boundaries. Boundaries, there's what those are called.

1082
00:49:46,040 --> 00:49:46,279
Speaker 7: Brook.

1083
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,640
Speaker 8: The point is we're trying to help our listener Patrick

1084
00:49:50,239 --> 00:49:52,560
Speaker 8: get together with this woman that he really liked and

1085
00:49:52,719 --> 00:49:53,440
Speaker 8: made a lot.

1086
00:49:53,280 --> 00:49:56,400
Speaker 7: Of effort to try and impress. He did do that, Maggie.

1087
00:49:56,440 --> 00:49:59,200
Speaker 8: We're all in agreement, and even Patrick is that he

1088
00:49:59,280 --> 00:50:01,719
Speaker 8: went too far with that. We want to reel it

1089
00:50:01,760 --> 00:50:03,680
Speaker 8: back so much. So, what do you think about getting

1090
00:50:03,680 --> 00:50:04,840
Speaker 8: your tattoos removed?

1091
00:50:04,880 --> 00:50:06,840
Speaker 7: Together? And we will pay for that.

1092
00:50:06,920 --> 00:50:08,759
Speaker 3: I make it something else.

1093
00:50:10,840 --> 00:50:13,800
Speaker 8: Let's erase all of the past and start a happy,

1094
00:50:13,840 --> 00:50:15,080
Speaker 8: brand new future.

1095
00:50:14,800 --> 00:50:17,680
Speaker 11: With Patrick to pay for both of those too.

1096
00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,680
Speaker 4: Patrick, don't come off his cheap right now.

1097
00:50:19,880 --> 00:50:22,120
Speaker 8: Okay, well, Brooke, he already spent his one hundred dollars

1098
00:50:22,120 --> 00:50:25,239
Speaker 8: bill on the waiter already, so we probably should step in.

1099
00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:26,600
Speaker 7: Maggie, what do you think?

1100
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:27,560
Speaker 12: No?

1101
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:32,640
Speaker 17: Okay, wow, all of the effort, but it's going.

1102
00:50:32,560 --> 00:50:33,200
Speaker 12: To be a no for me.

1103
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,040
Speaker 7: I kind of know why her ex boyfriend left her

1104
00:50:35,080 --> 00:50:37,919
Speaker 7: now after hearing Oh god, you.

1105
00:50:37,840 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 5: Assume he's fun, He's spontaneous, he tried, Patrick, do you

1106
00:50:43,880 --> 00:50:44,440
Speaker 5: and me want to You.

1107
00:50:44,440 --> 00:50:45,600
Speaker 7: Want to get a beer with me sometime?

1108
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:46,080
Speaker 9: Dude?

1109
00:50:46,280 --> 00:50:51,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't wait to infinity when it comes to

1110
00:50:51,520 --> 00:50:52,440
Speaker 1: work up work.

1111
00:50:52,280 --> 00:50:53,920
Speaker 8: Next week, we're gonna get the tattoos that you have

1112
00:50:53,960 --> 00:50:55,920
Speaker 8: to like press your bodies together in order for them

1113
00:50:55,920 --> 00:50:57,120
Speaker 8: to make one giant thing.

1114
00:50:58,160 --> 00:51:01,440
Speaker 7: Yeah, one cheek each, ok Patrick.

1115
00:51:01,560 --> 00:51:03,319
Speaker 11: That might be a little weird, a little like too

1116
00:51:03,360 --> 00:51:03,719
Speaker 11: much for me.

1117
00:51:03,920 --> 00:51:08,120
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm the weird one now, I'm not.

1118
00:51:10,080 --> 00:51:10,279
Speaker 4: Rook.

1119
00:51:10,520 --> 00:51:15,680
Speaker 8: Jeffrey in the morning, man, I am so disappointed real honestly.

1120
00:51:15,440 --> 00:51:17,840
Speaker 4: Really, you really thought that was going to turn out differently.

1121
00:51:18,080 --> 00:51:21,200
Speaker 8: I just feel like men are constantly trying to put

1122
00:51:21,200 --> 00:51:24,040
Speaker 8: an extra effort to show that they care about these women.

1123
00:51:24,280 --> 00:51:26,960
Speaker 8: They want to stand out, and they get roasted for

1124
00:51:27,040 --> 00:51:29,280
Speaker 8: it on our show every single time.

1125
00:51:29,440 --> 00:51:31,520
Speaker 4: Here's the thing. All she wanted him to do was

1126
00:51:31,560 --> 00:51:32,320
Speaker 4: be himself.

1127
00:51:32,360 --> 00:51:33,719
Speaker 7: She didn't say that, did not.

1128
00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:38,279
Speaker 8: She said that, not before the date, after the fact

1129
00:51:38,400 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 8: she said it.

1130
00:51:39,080 --> 00:51:41,280
Speaker 4: She said it during the date. She said, you're trying

1131
00:51:41,280 --> 00:51:45,239
Speaker 4: too hard. Just be you, honestly, do not listen to

1132
00:51:45,400 --> 00:51:46,560
Speaker 4: anything people say.

1133
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:47,960
Speaker 7: Really, I blame myself.

1134
00:51:48,920 --> 00:51:49,640
Speaker 4: It's all about you.

1135
00:51:49,880 --> 00:51:53,000
Speaker 8: I am not being wild and spontaneous enough in these

1136
00:51:53,040 --> 00:51:55,440
Speaker 8: calls to make the other men appear more normal.

1137
00:51:55,680 --> 00:51:57,040
Speaker 4: I see, that's my job.

1138
00:51:57,080 --> 00:51:57,960
Speaker 7: Although I did ask.

1139
00:51:57,840 --> 00:51:59,319
Speaker 8: The guy to grab a beer and get matching butt

1140
00:51:59,320 --> 00:52:01,600
Speaker 8: tattoos with me at the end, so maybe I am growing.

1141
00:52:02,920 --> 00:52:05,040
Speaker 4: You got turned down though.

1142
00:52:05,280 --> 00:52:08,400
Speaker 7: Yeah, it's a rough day for everybody, so I don't know.

1143
00:52:08,560 --> 00:52:10,719
Speaker 8: We're still willing to help you out, but let's give

1144
00:52:10,760 --> 00:52:12,000
Speaker 8: guys some credit for effort.

1145
00:52:12,160 --> 00:52:16,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, ladies, sure, Yeah, after room.

1146
00:52:18,040 --> 00:52:19,200
Speaker 7: We will call the person.

1147
00:52:19,239 --> 00:52:21,560
Speaker 8: We'll put in the effort by calling that person who's

1148
00:52:21,560 --> 00:52:23,120
Speaker 8: not calling you back. So email the show if you

1149
00:52:23,160 --> 00:52:24,680
Speaker 8: feel like you need a little bit of help and

1150
00:52:24,840 --> 00:52:26,560
Speaker 8: go check out all of our second dates wherever you

1151
00:52:26,560 --> 00:52:28,239
Speaker 8: get your podcasts at Brook and.

1152
00:52:28,239 --> 00:52:30,640
Speaker 12: Jeffrey, Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

1153
00:52:31,400 --> 00:52:34,080
Speaker 8: This seems kind of funky. It's Brook and Jeffrey in

1154
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,240
Speaker 8: the Morning. By the way, check out our YouTube channel

1155
00:52:36,280 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 8: at Brook and Jeffrey. We have all of our phone

1156
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,440
Speaker 8: taps and second dates on there. But the reason I

1157
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:44,480
Speaker 8: say funky is because Taco Bell announced they're opening up

1158
00:52:44,480 --> 00:52:47,520
Speaker 8: a retirement community for young people.

1159
00:52:47,719 --> 00:52:50,640
Speaker 3: What wait, we can stop work now.

1160
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,680
Speaker 4: Oh my god, this is intrigued.

1161
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:57,040
Speaker 8: It's happening next month in San Diego. They're calling it

1162
00:52:57,320 --> 00:52:59,240
Speaker 8: the canteenas.

1163
00:52:58,800 --> 00:53:00,600
Speaker 4: I love it. It's a great place.

1164
00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,520
Speaker 1: It's out of the villages, like in Florida for actual

1165
00:53:03,600 --> 00:53:04,200
Speaker 1: old people.

1166
00:53:04,280 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 4: This is like, oh it looks so fun.

1167
00:53:06,120 --> 00:53:06,759
Speaker 3: Oh my god.

1168
00:53:06,920 --> 00:53:09,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's frendy. It's like cute.

1169
00:53:09,440 --> 00:53:10,640
Speaker 7: I'm guessing it's a gimmick.

1170
00:53:10,680 --> 00:53:13,680
Speaker 8: But they're trying to attract more gen zers by leaning

1171
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:15,040
Speaker 8: into the grandma core.

1172
00:53:15,640 --> 00:53:18,400
Speaker 7: Oh you guys heard of what grandma core is?

1173
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:18,680
Speaker 19: Yeah.

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00:53:18,760 --> 00:53:21,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like you skip all of middle age and

1175
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: you go straight to knitting and garden.

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Speaker 12: Me.

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00:53:23,520 --> 00:53:23,800
Speaker 11: Yeah.

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00:53:24,200 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 8: Cats, young people like doing old people stuff now because

1179
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:28,480
Speaker 8: it's cool.

1180
00:53:28,680 --> 00:53:30,200
Speaker 4: Yeah, and they never leave their house.

1181
00:53:30,400 --> 00:53:33,000
Speaker 5: So yeah, true, because like all the girls like young girls,

1182
00:53:33,000 --> 00:53:35,840
Speaker 5: I know, like they love plants, they love hocking's.

1183
00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:37,440
Speaker 10: When you're trying not to spend money going out, you

1184
00:53:37,440 --> 00:53:38,719
Speaker 10: have to get into like knitting or something.

1185
00:53:39,440 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 8: At the Cantinas, they have all the old people activities.

1186
00:53:42,560 --> 00:53:47,759
Speaker 8: They'll have pickleball tournaments, painting classes, croquet and even knitting circles,

1187
00:53:48,239 --> 00:53:51,279
Speaker 8: plus a variety of old school board games. And I'm

1188
00:53:51,320 --> 00:53:53,920
Speaker 8: guessing the TV show Matt Locke just playing on a

1189
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:54,399
Speaker 8: loop in.

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00:53:54,320 --> 00:53:55,000
Speaker 7: The common room.

1191
00:53:56,040 --> 00:53:57,840
Speaker 4: I think they could play Golden Girls now.

1192
00:53:59,120 --> 00:54:01,080
Speaker 7: That yeah, no from that show is alignment.

1193
00:54:01,160 --> 00:54:04,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know, let's not make that a statement.

1194
00:54:04,680 --> 00:54:08,200
Speaker 8: But they've got day passes to hang out there for

1195
00:54:08,360 --> 00:54:11,279
Speaker 8: fifty bucks if you just want to chill at the time,

1196
00:54:11,360 --> 00:54:14,839
Speaker 8: teen or one hundred and fifty dollars and you get

1197
00:54:14,920 --> 00:54:19,279
Speaker 8: lodging for two nights, plus a quote elevated Taco Bell

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00:54:19,360 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 8: dining experience email.

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Speaker 3: Maybe there was that alcohol Vegas.

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Speaker 7: I think it's the same. It just comes on like

1201
00:54:28,800 --> 00:54:32,920
Speaker 7: an actuals open next Tuesday.

1202
00:54:33,040 --> 00:54:35,160
Speaker 8: It's first come, first serve, and they predict it's gonna

1203
00:54:35,200 --> 00:54:35,920
Speaker 8: sell out quickly.

1204
00:54:36,080 --> 00:54:39,240
Speaker 4: I just want to see the people that also come, wait.

1205
00:54:39,080 --> 00:54:41,040
Speaker 2: Are you blended with actual old people too?

1206
00:54:41,880 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 7: They only want young that's amazing.

1207
00:54:45,920 --> 00:54:48,800
Speaker 8: The information up on our Insta stories at Brook and Jeffrey.

1208
00:54:48,800 --> 00:54:52,360
Speaker 8: We're going to do laser stories. It's coming up next.

1209
00:54:58,440 --> 00:55:01,560
Speaker 8: It's the radio segment that's make your bedtime routine even

1210
00:55:01,680 --> 00:55:07,440
Speaker 8: easier with a new invention, toothpaste flavored ice cream. Oh

1211
00:55:07,480 --> 00:55:10,319
Speaker 8: perfect for kids who want to skit brushing their teeth

1212
00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:11,440
Speaker 8: right after dessert.

1213
00:55:11,760 --> 00:55:14,040
Speaker 7: And it even comes in a toothpaste.

1214
00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:16,279
Speaker 8: Tube, so to squirt a couple gobs in your mouth

1215
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:21,440
Speaker 8: after dinner and say good night. With Laser Stories, the

1216
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:23,920
Speaker 8: segment where we read weird news stories around the globe,

1217
00:55:24,000 --> 00:55:25,000
Speaker 8: just like everyone else does.

1218
00:55:24,880 --> 00:55:27,760
Speaker 7: Except we've got a laser. Those other hog and dirty

1219
00:55:27,840 --> 00:55:28,760
Speaker 7: dogs just don't.

1220
00:55:29,120 --> 00:55:34,680
Speaker 8: This first laser story is out of you guessed it, Florida.

1221
00:55:35,440 --> 00:55:38,239
Speaker 8: This is not gonna surprise you, but a Florida man

1222
00:55:38,360 --> 00:55:41,319
Speaker 8: got into a fight with another Florida man at a

1223
00:55:41,400 --> 00:55:42,200
Speaker 8: nearby beach.

1224
00:55:42,600 --> 00:55:45,040
Speaker 4: Hey, you know what, that's better than a gator or some.

1225
00:55:45,160 --> 00:55:49,440
Speaker 8: Sort of bear or And apparently this fight was over

1226
00:55:49,600 --> 00:55:55,800
Speaker 8: a tricycle's headlights.

1227
00:55:53,320 --> 00:55:54,239
Speaker 4: Came with headlights.

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00:55:54,440 --> 00:55:57,560
Speaker 8: According to the police report, the adult victim was riding

1229
00:55:57,560 --> 00:56:00,919
Speaker 8: a tricycle down the beach while using a flashlight as

1230
00:56:00,960 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 8: a headlight. The assailant didn't like it shining right into

1231
00:56:05,200 --> 00:56:07,240
Speaker 8: his face and started arguing with him.

1232
00:56:07,360 --> 00:56:10,120
Speaker 5: It's like what bros put their foot down over is

1233
00:56:10,160 --> 00:56:11,320
Speaker 5: the stupidest crap.

1234
00:56:11,800 --> 00:56:13,360
Speaker 1: Are you proud of yourself if you beat up a

1235
00:56:13,400 --> 00:56:14,680
Speaker 1: guy on a tricycle right?

1236
00:56:15,640 --> 00:56:18,120
Speaker 8: Well, it was no physical beating because at one point

1237
00:56:18,200 --> 00:56:20,560
Speaker 8: the attacker noticed the victim had a machete in the

1238
00:56:20,560 --> 00:56:21,279
Speaker 8: basket of his.

1239
00:56:21,280 --> 00:56:25,080
Speaker 1: Trip wait in the tricycle his machete, so he grabbed

1240
00:56:25,080 --> 00:56:26,719
Speaker 1: it and swung it at the guy.

1241
00:56:29,280 --> 00:56:30,120
Speaker 2: That's a deadly weapon.

1242
00:56:31,080 --> 00:56:35,960
Speaker 8: Yet the victim on the tricycle took the machete back,

1243
00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,799
Speaker 8: but cut his left hand in the process, and then

1244
00:56:39,000 --> 00:56:41,800
Speaker 8: pedaled away on his trike and called nine to one.

1245
00:56:41,719 --> 00:56:44,640
Speaker 4: One trail of blood.

1246
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:48,000
Speaker 8: He was eventually taken to a hospital with non life

1247
00:56:48,000 --> 00:56:50,960
Speaker 8: threatening injuries, and the police asked him why he was

1248
00:56:51,000 --> 00:56:54,759
Speaker 8: on a tricycle with a machete. His response, all his

1249
00:56:54,840 --> 00:56:59,799
Speaker 8: friends have him OCHETI trike gangs in Florida the hot

1250
00:56:59,840 --> 00:57:02,680
Speaker 8: new thing. This next Lazer story is out of New York.

1251
00:57:03,840 --> 00:57:07,319
Speaker 8: The most generally accepted grounds for divorce. Brook just in

1252
00:57:07,360 --> 00:57:13,640
Speaker 8: case you're wondering. They include adultery, bigamy, desertion, criminal conviction,

1253
00:57:14,360 --> 00:57:18,760
Speaker 8: physical abuse, drug addiction, and irreconcilable differences.

1254
00:57:19,120 --> 00:57:28,360
Speaker 7: But what about screwing jar lids on too tight? One

1255
00:57:28,400 --> 00:57:29,520
Speaker 7: woman claims.

1256
00:57:29,200 --> 00:57:34,040
Speaker 8: She filed for divorce quote because my husband overtightens all

1257
00:57:34,120 --> 00:57:35,600
Speaker 8: the jar lids.

1258
00:57:37,040 --> 00:57:40,000
Speaker 2: Shres an old trick. Do it to make your wife

1259
00:57:40,040 --> 00:57:41,040
Speaker 2: feel like she needs.

1260
00:57:40,880 --> 00:57:43,960
Speaker 8: Yet, it's an old joke, that's funny, she told the courts.

1261
00:57:43,960 --> 00:57:46,280
Speaker 8: It may seem like it's no big deal, but if

1262
00:57:46,360 --> 00:57:48,800
Speaker 8: every single jar in the house is overtightened to the

1263
00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:51,080
Speaker 8: point where he needs to be there to open them,

1264
00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:56,200
Speaker 8: then it's extremely annoying and she can't get anything done.

1265
00:57:55,640 --> 00:57:59,000
Speaker 4: You can't get anything done.

1266
00:58:00,080 --> 00:58:03,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, I sided like butter and jelly, maybe like what

1267
00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:04,960
Speaker 1: some apple sauce.

1268
00:58:05,280 --> 00:58:07,920
Speaker 8: The nail in the coffin was when she discovered that

1269
00:58:08,080 --> 00:58:12,120
Speaker 8: even the jars that never have been opened were also overtightened,

1270
00:58:12,640 --> 00:58:15,600
Speaker 8: meaning can tell they're over tightened because.

1271
00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:17,240
Speaker 2: She hasn't popped up in the air section.

1272
00:58:17,560 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 4: Well, they haven't been opened, you can tell, But how

1273
00:58:19,360 --> 00:58:21,760
Speaker 4: do you tell. It's like he went in and overtightened up.

1274
00:58:22,080 --> 00:58:24,240
Speaker 8: She felt like the fact that she couldn't open any

1275
00:58:24,320 --> 00:58:25,000
Speaker 8: jar in the house.

1276
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:27,680
Speaker 7: None meant that he was doing it on purpose.

1277
00:58:28,600 --> 00:58:31,120
Speaker 4: It's not that she got some weak hams.

1278
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:34,360
Speaker 8: She was going crazy and says she lost sleep over it.

1279
00:58:34,400 --> 00:58:37,200
Speaker 8: Even had a mental breakdown where she vomited and felt

1280
00:58:37,240 --> 00:58:38,680
Speaker 8: like she was having a heart attack.

1281
00:58:40,680 --> 00:58:42,840
Speaker 4: I'm sorry, let's get a therapist.

1282
00:58:43,520 --> 00:58:45,680
Speaker 8: She needs the olives for her martini, but give her

1283
00:58:45,720 --> 00:58:48,760
Speaker 8: a break anyway. After the woman filed, her husband was

1284
00:58:48,880 --> 00:58:52,760
Speaker 8: blindsided because he says there were literally no other issues

1285
00:58:52,760 --> 00:58:58,280
Speaker 8: in our marriage. He suggested counseling to her, but she refused, saying, quote,

1286
00:58:58,320 --> 00:59:01,600
Speaker 8: there's no point. I just literally can't get past the

1287
00:59:01,720 --> 00:59:04,720
Speaker 8: damn jar lids. He still won't even admit that he's

1288
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,440
Speaker 8: doing it on purpose. He's given me no reason.

1289
00:59:09,200 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 4: You know, marriage is a lot of work.

1290
00:59:10,800 --> 00:59:16,440
Speaker 8: People divorce easier than ever. This next laser story is

1291
00:59:16,440 --> 00:59:20,600
Speaker 8: out of the Bay Area. It's notoriously hard and expensive

1292
00:59:20,680 --> 00:59:23,080
Speaker 8: to buy a home in San Francisco. That's why people

1293
00:59:23,120 --> 00:59:25,840
Speaker 8: freaked out when a three bedroom house in the Russian

1294
00:59:25,880 --> 00:59:29,600
Speaker 8: Hill neighborhood just hit the market for only four hundred

1295
00:59:29,680 --> 00:59:31,040
Speaker 8: and eighty eight grand.

1296
00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:33,920
Speaker 2: Weh what's wrong with it?

1297
00:59:33,960 --> 00:59:36,320
Speaker 8: Because the average house price in that area is one

1298
00:59:36,400 --> 00:59:40,240
Speaker 8: point five million, so this is more than just a steal.

1299
00:59:40,560 --> 00:59:42,880
Speaker 7: But of course there is a little catch.

1300
00:59:43,400 --> 00:59:46,400
Speaker 8: Anyone who purchases the home won't be able to move

1301
00:59:46,440 --> 00:59:48,760
Speaker 8: into it for thirty years.

1302
00:59:48,760 --> 00:59:51,000
Speaker 7: Wait a minute, Wait a.

1303
00:59:51,120 --> 00:59:53,560
Speaker 2: Minute, I want to say days year.

1304
00:59:53,960 --> 00:59:54,160
Speaker 1: Why.

1305
00:59:54,840 --> 00:59:57,640
Speaker 8: The listing posted on Zilla says the home is tenant

1306
00:59:57,760 --> 01:00:01,160
Speaker 8: occupied and to be sold as is, and the buyer

1307
01:00:01,200 --> 01:00:03,560
Speaker 8: won't be able to move in until two thousand and

1308
01:00:03,680 --> 01:00:04,440
Speaker 8: fifty three.

1309
01:00:04,560 --> 01:00:06,280
Speaker 4: Dude, that's a good lease that somebody got.

1310
01:00:06,520 --> 01:00:08,560
Speaker 5: You know, that's a great investment because it'll be worth

1311
01:00:08,560 --> 01:00:09,840
Speaker 5: like a billion at that time.

1312
01:00:10,120 --> 01:00:13,440
Speaker 8: But the current tenant will continue to live there and

1313
01:00:13,480 --> 01:00:16,919
Speaker 8: pay the same amount of rent every single month four

1314
01:00:17,000 --> 01:00:18,680
Speaker 8: hundred and seventeen dollars.

1315
01:00:18,680 --> 01:00:21,720
Speaker 3: Oh oh what lucky.

1316
01:00:22,320 --> 01:00:24,920
Speaker 4: Don't cover anything and seventeen dollars.

1317
01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:27,440
Speaker 8: But even with that, real estate experts say it's a

1318
01:00:27,440 --> 01:00:30,240
Speaker 8: bargain for somebody if they're willing to just wait it out.

1319
01:00:30,360 --> 01:00:32,480
Speaker 2: Oh, a rich person who can just be like, yeah,

1320
01:00:32,520 --> 01:00:32,840
Speaker 2: have a.

1321
01:00:32,760 --> 01:00:35,439
Speaker 4: Billion, I will rye on ose. You could be like, yeah, girl,

1322
01:00:35,480 --> 01:00:36,000
Speaker 4: I got a home.

1323
01:00:36,080 --> 01:00:39,400
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean you can't move in until thirty years

1324
01:00:39,680 --> 01:00:42,000
Speaker 1: we'll be there or really quiet.

1325
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:45,160
Speaker 8: Yeah, And speaking of weight, the day of the open house,

1326
01:00:45,200 --> 01:00:49,000
Speaker 8: people were lined up for three blocks just to see it.

1327
01:00:49,840 --> 01:00:53,240
Speaker 1: Oh man, that must be interest inconvenient for whoever that

1328
01:00:53,280 --> 01:00:53,760
Speaker 1: tenant is.

1329
01:00:54,360 --> 01:00:56,520
Speaker 7: This next Lazer story is out of Travel Central.

1330
01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:00,520
Speaker 8: A new report says people are fighting rise and costs

1331
01:01:00,520 --> 01:01:07,480
Speaker 8: by researching so called vacation dupes. What basically finding something

1332
01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:11,720
Speaker 8: similar that's cheaper, even if it isn't quite as luxurious.

1333
01:01:12,520 --> 01:01:15,360
Speaker 8: So maybe your idea of a waterfront vacation in Bora

1334
01:01:15,440 --> 01:01:20,760
Speaker 8: Bora could be subbed out for one in San Diego. Actually,

1335
01:01:20,800 --> 01:01:23,200
Speaker 8: you might need to even dupe that and replace it

1336
01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:27,200
Speaker 8: with myrtle beach, or dupe that and sub in Cleveland.

1337
01:01:28,680 --> 01:01:31,680
Speaker 4: There's many beaches in Cleveland, and Jeff, it's a dupe.

1338
01:01:31,680 --> 01:01:32,640
Speaker 4: Bro oh okay.

1339
01:01:32,920 --> 01:01:35,600
Speaker 8: In a poll, sixty one percent of Americans say they'd

1340
01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:39,120
Speaker 8: be interested in a dupe, but not everyone would broadcast

1341
01:01:39,160 --> 01:01:42,200
Speaker 8: it publicly. Twenty eight percent of people say they wouldn't

1342
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:46,000
Speaker 8: reveal that they were doing the light version of another destination.

1343
01:01:46,120 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 4: So would you still like geotag Bora Bora?

1344
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:50,000
Speaker 3: I mean good dupes? You can't tell the difference, yea.

1345
01:01:53,160 --> 01:01:56,920
Speaker 8: The top vacation dupe spots right now include the Virgin

1346
01:01:57,040 --> 01:02:01,440
Speaker 8: Islands instead of going to the Bahamas. Okay, Belfast instead

1347
01:02:01,480 --> 01:02:07,240
Speaker 8: of London, Memphis instead of Nashville, and Levenworth, Washington instead

1348
01:02:07,280 --> 01:02:13,480
Speaker 8: of Bavaria, Germany. I'm sorry what Levenworth Washington. It's like

1349
01:02:13,480 --> 01:02:15,360
Speaker 8: a very German style style.

1350
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Speaker 4: Yeah.

1351
01:02:16,840 --> 01:02:19,560
Speaker 1: Here's the thing, though, I actually love this because you're

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Speaker 1: going to places with less tourists, do you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean?

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Speaker 4: So it's gonna be less crowded. You're gonna enjoy your time.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: Like everyone's like, I'm in Miami at Nobu and you're like, yeah,

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Speaker 5: I'm at Nobu too, and you're like a carryocus.

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Speaker 8: That's why whenever Brook does her Mexico vacations for her family,

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Speaker 8: she stays at the place where the drug lords like

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Speaker 8: to live.

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Speaker 12: Yeah.

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Speaker 7: Why, it's a dupe of Commone totally.

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Speaker 4: It's like a Bogo almost on that one.

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Speaker 7: Thankfully.

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Speaker 8: One guy you could never dupe is the one and

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Speaker 8: only Humper. Oh yeah, this guy, even though he's an original,

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Speaker 8: he's not above getting.

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Speaker 7: Frisky with some dupes.

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Speaker 8: And this is him with a pair of rebombs, Oh

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Speaker 8: Taiwanese knockoffs rebox. He loves those dudes. That now means

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Speaker 8: Laser Stories has come to an end for the day.

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Speaker 8: We'll do it again same time on Friday.

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Speaker 12: Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 8: Alex from Mount Vernon is a brave, brave soul who's

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Speaker 8: appeared twice before on wind Brooks Bucks and lost both times.

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Speaker 8: The first time he got one correct, the second time

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Speaker 8: he got zero. And what has he done since then

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Speaker 8: to improve his game?

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Speaker 4: Well, is it a question for him?

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Speaker 7: Well, he's done nothing.

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Speaker 8: Also zero, except he said he got more sleep than

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Speaker 8: usual last night.

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Speaker 7: Alex, did you dream of me?

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Speaker 11: No?

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Speaker 9: I did not, Really you didn't.

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Speaker 12: I know.

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Speaker 1: It's shocking.

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Speaker 7: I can't imagine what you would have dreamed of.

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Speaker 11: Then, right, I know, remember, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I just blacked it out of his memory.

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Speaker 4: That makes sense.

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Speaker 7: We're happy to have you back on the show. How

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Speaker 7: you doing, man, I'm doing good.

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Speaker 11: You know. They say if you keep doing the same

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Speaker 11: thing over and over again, that's insanity.

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Speaker 12: But here I am, yes, yeah.

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Speaker 7: Here they don't say good things about.

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Speaker 4: He thought he was gonna change quote maybe, but nope.

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Speaker 7: No, he's just own You're insanity, Alex.

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Speaker 2: I like that stuff over and over. It's not good.

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Speaker 8: I love that attitude. Brook is leaving the studio while

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Speaker 8: she's headed out. You know how the game works. He

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Speaker 8: got thirty seconds answer as many questions as possible. If

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Speaker 8: you don't know when, you can say past. But you

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Speaker 8: have to beat her outright to win.

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Speaker 7: Are you ready?

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Speaker 11: Yes, I'm ready?

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Speaker 7: Good luck?

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is book Lover's Day? How

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Speaker 8: many books are there? In the Harry Potter series on

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Speaker 8: which continent is Johannesburg, Europe? He was a general during

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Speaker 8: the Civil War and eventually became our eighteenth president?

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Speaker 7: Who is it Adam?

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Speaker 8: In the comics, John our Buckle is the owner of

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Speaker 8: what famous cartoon pet.

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Speaker 11: Stupy?

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Speaker 8: How many days are there in a leap year? Okay,

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Speaker 8: wasn't an improvement on the last time. We're going to

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Speaker 8: find out just a second, Brooke a little bit of

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Speaker 8: controversy over one of the questions. Got it sorted out?

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Speaker 8: All right, Let's bring Brooke back into the studio. And

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Speaker 8: interesting fact about Alex is he has lost thirty pounds

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Speaker 8: since last.

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Speaker 4: Marchay, sound just so fit on the phone? That makes sense?

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Speaker 16: Now?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, he says.

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Speaker 7: The number one thing that mattered was his diet. He

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Speaker 7: keeps track of his calories, carbs and sugar. What food

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Speaker 7: item do you miss the most though.

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Speaker 11: Definitely when I go to the movie it's the popcorn.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, there a lot of fountains in the theaters.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, you just pick up a couple of kernels off

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Speaker 1: the floor and pop them in your mouth.

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Speaker 12: He thinks, yeah, no, I know.

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Speaker 11: I worked in the movie theater.

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Speaker 18: I know how dirty they are.

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Speaker 8: Well Brook wants to reach down into your lap and

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Speaker 8: steal some popcorn out.

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Speaker 7: Of your bucket today. Don't let her do it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, Brook, Yeah, I'm taking all the popcorn, all right.

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Speaker 7: You popcorn bucket. You're up.

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Speaker 8: Your time starts now. Today is book Lover's Day. How

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Speaker 8: many books are there? In the Harry Potter series seven?

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Speaker 8: On which continent is Johannesburg, Africa? He was a general

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Speaker 8: during the Civil War and eventually became our eighteenth president.

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Speaker 7: Who is it?

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Speaker 4: Uh Lee?

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Speaker 8: In the comics, John Arbuckle is the owner of what

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Speaker 8: famous cartoon pet Garfield? How many days are there in

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Speaker 8: a leap year?

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Speaker 4: Three and sixty four? No, there's more six.

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Speaker 7: It's too late.

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Speaker 8: Now we're going to go to the scoreboard to see

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Speaker 8: how you boll did with jose Julie.

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Speaker 2: Want men gawking at you like you're some piece of

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Speaker 2: me kinda.

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Speaker 5: Why not, Alex, you got to correct today.

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Speaker 13: It's better than zero, best performance of all time, and

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Speaker 13: you actually got more questions in then, well, the whole

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Speaker 13: point is Brooke out three.

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Speaker 8: Good not quite good enough. Let's get these answers in.

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Speaker 8: It's book Lover's Day. How many books are there in

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Speaker 8: the Harry Potter series. There's seven books. Yeah, you guys

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Speaker 8: both got it right. On which continent is Johannesburg. That's

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Speaker 8: on Africa, It's in South Africa. He was a general

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Speaker 8: during the Civil War, eventually became our eighteenth president. I

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Speaker 8: know you wanted him to win Brook but generally did

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Speaker 8: not win.

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Speaker 7: Brook's favorite.

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Speaker 11: Graham.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, he was the general for the North terribly.

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Speaker 8: In the comics, John Arbuck was the owner of the

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Speaker 8: cartoon cat Garfield. And in a leap year, there is

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Speaker 8: three hundred and sixty six days, one an extra day. Now, Alex,

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Speaker 8: it wasn't enough to beat Brooke today, But just for playing,

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Speaker 8: you do get some Brook and Jeffrey swag.

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Speaker 18: Yeah, another thirty pounds.

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Speaker 2: I'll get to it right, Alex.

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Speaker 7: Great love having you on. We'll be back to the

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Speaker 7: Windbrooks box the same time.

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Speaker 12: Tomorrow, Brook and Jeffrey in the morning.