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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And what's better

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Speaker 1: than one lonely dude on Tinder? Lonely dudes who are

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Speaker 1: related to each other as brothers. And one of them

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Speaker 1: reached out to us recently saying, can you mess with

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Speaker 1: my younger bro? He just got out of a relationship

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Speaker 1: and onto the apps for the first time and he

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Speaker 1: needs to be humbled. Yeah, nobody humbles hopeful men harder

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Speaker 1: than our own Brook Fox.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna put that on my tombstone.

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Speaker 1: So that's exactly what she does in your phone tap

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Speaker 1: right now, it's another.

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Speaker 2: Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Anton. Yeah, who's this?

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Speaker 3: I work at the Customer Care division at Tinder. This

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Speaker 3: is Sally Mander. You you're from customer Yes, yes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, from Tinder. You have an account with us, you

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Speaker 2: joined a couple of weeks ago, right, what's just regarding.

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately, your account has been flagged and I'm sorry to

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Speaker 3: let you know that you will be suspended from our

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Speaker 3: service for what what?

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Speaker 1: What am I being suspended for?

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Speaker 2: Content?

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Speaker 3: I didn't send anything inappropriate.

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Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't do anything weird exactly. That's the problem.

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Speaker 1: What is the problem?

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Speaker 2: Anton? Your messages have been flagged for not being racy enough.

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Speaker 1: For not being racy enough.

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Speaker 2: I'm being suspended because I'm too boring. This is Tinder,

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Speaker 2: We're not bumble or hinge?

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Speaker 3: Is this real?

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Speaker 1: What is I've never even heard of anything like this.

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Speaker 3: Here, I'll pull up an example because obviously you're not

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Speaker 3: getting it. I mean I think I am.

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Speaker 2: But sure, whatever I see here. Last Thursday, you match

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Speaker 2: with a woman named Jessica.

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Speaker 1: I match with a lot of people.

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Speaker 3: Okay, she said, Hey, winky face, So so you wereplied

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Speaker 3: with how's your evening going?

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That's polite. It's more than polite. It's disturbingly wholesome.

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Speaker 1: What would you want me to do? How would you

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Speaker 1: rather that?

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Speaker 3: I reply?

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Speaker 2: Like a question that is actually helpful?

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Speaker 3: Okay, I'm going to give you an example that always

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Speaker 3: works from one of our Tender all stars named Marco Great. Yeah, sure,

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Speaker 3: I'd love to hear this.

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Speaker 2: Okay.

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Speaker 3: He recently told a battie, I want to slow dance

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Speaker 3: with you in a Walmart till they have to announce

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Speaker 3: a cleanup on Aisle five.

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Speaker 2: Ill, but that is hot?

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Speaker 3: Are you hitting me? That?

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Speaker 1: Is that actually work?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: I mean that's the kind of raw explicit passion Tinder's

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Speaker 3: looking for and you're not bringing in.

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Speaker 2: This is not a real call because you're swearing at me. Now,

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Speaker 2: oh what what you think Tinder has hr? Give me

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Speaker 2: a break. God, you're so lame.

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Speaker 3: This is unbelievable, like your customer service.

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Speaker 1: You can't be doing like this.

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Speaker 3: Okay, listen, if you want boring, just go over to

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Speaker 3: e harmony. That's where all the lay masses go. Anyway,

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Speaker 3: if I would have known that, I would have had

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Speaker 3: to be more racy, then maybe I would have said

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Speaker 3: more already. Okay, I'm not asking you to be racy,

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Speaker 3: just edgy, like tell a girl you want to take

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Speaker 3: her to Olive Garden, baby birder some breadsticks? Ew?

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Speaker 1: What?

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Speaker 2: What? What is that? That's just what it takes.

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Speaker 1: You know, I don't even care.

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Speaker 2: I'm just gonna go ahead and I'm gonna close my account.

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Speaker 2: This all right, I'm gonna cancel myself. We can play

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Speaker 2: that game.

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Speaker 3: Just because of that, you will be charged a forty

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Speaker 3: nine ninety nine dollars vanilla fee.

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Speaker 2: Because you're too wholesome.

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Speaker 1: You can take that vanilla and see that's what I'm

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Speaker 1: talking about.

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Speaker 3: Why am I not hearing that earlier. Oh my, can

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Speaker 3: you say it back to me and use the word

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Speaker 3: cheeks instead?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Sure, Finally, tee, that sounds exactly like something your brother

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Speaker 3: AJ would say.

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Speaker 2: He gets super nasty and way more tailed and you'll

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Speaker 2: ever get I can.

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Speaker 3: Tell you that on this app Where where my brother

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Speaker 3: come into this, because he's.

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Speaker 2: The one that set you up for this brank phone call.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: This isn't tender.

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Speaker 3: It's actually broke from the radio show Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 3: in the Morning.

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Speaker 2: We're doing a phone tap on you.

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Speaker 3: I was like, don't know. Both policies have to be.

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Speaker 2: In my head. I was like, there's no way to

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Speaker 2: I know you're on to us. You kept saying, Oh,

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Speaker 2: you can't be real. It's your brother's idea since you

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Speaker 2: just joined Tinder.

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Speaker 1: On this one.

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Speaker 3: Oh my gosh. See that's the type of talk we

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Speaker 3: expect on Tinder.

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Speaker 2: That's not true. I should have said it somewhere. Dude.

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Speaker 2: You're coming from Marco for that all star position, aren't you.

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Speaker 1: That's Marco.

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Speaker 2: Wake them every morning.

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Speaker 3: With phone tapsday morning

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Speaker 2: Brooking Jeffrey in the morning