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Speaker 1: you're going crazy. Welcome to another brand new episode of

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Speaker 1: My Mama Told Me, the podcast where we dive deep,

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Speaker 1: work to prove that the Nike Corporation is, in fact,

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Speaker 1: an offshoot of the Newport Corporation, developed to take all

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Speaker 1: of black people's money. Look at the symbols. They just

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Speaker 1: flipped it upside down. People. I am David Bording, whoa,

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Speaker 1: I'm Lengthy Kerman, and I'm shocked. I'm shocked at what

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Speaker 1: Try to web terrifying a web if it's real? Well, web,

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Speaker 1: all right, I get what you're trying to say. I

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Speaker 1: Flip it upside down, flip it upside down, and so

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Speaker 1: and so. To be clear, what you're also suggesting is

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Speaker 1: that they they invented Newports. They were like, this is

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Speaker 1: My god, my guys, I do have a little bit

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Speaker 1: those Italian names. No, and not with the Cowabunga dudes. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: to get some discount clothes, go down there and You'll

420
00:27:06,720 --> 00:27:09,160
Speaker 1: see guys walking around with snakes running next and round

421
00:27:09,200 --> 00:27:13,560
Speaker 1: their wrists like white can't. I can't stand them. It's

422
00:27:13,600 --> 00:27:15,800
Speaker 1: it's just like, you know what you're doing. You know

423
00:27:15,800 --> 00:27:18,720
Speaker 1: what I'm saying, Like, you know what you're doing, you

424
00:27:18,800 --> 00:27:20,960
Speaker 1: expect that I'm gonna be as excited about it as

425
00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:24,000
Speaker 1: you are. Get that ship out of my fucking face. Man,

426
00:27:24,400 --> 00:27:26,240
Speaker 1: don't even come near me, and no, I don't want

427
00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:28,920
Speaker 1: to hold it. You. Ones that make me your most

428
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:35,960
Speaker 1: murderous are the ones that that no, you're fine, No

429
00:27:36,040 --> 00:27:38,479
Speaker 1: you're you get it out, man. Just just I'm just

430
00:27:38,480 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 1: saying because they got a snake, and then they're looking

431
00:27:40,760 --> 00:27:43,280
Speaker 1: at you like you're some kind of a bitch because

432
00:27:43,320 --> 00:27:45,560
Speaker 1: you're with your girl, and it's like, bro, I'm not

433
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:47,720
Speaker 1: like a bitch because I don't want to hold your snake.

434
00:27:48,040 --> 00:27:54,719
Speaker 1: It's not a weird fucking guy. Like anyway, I'm sorry

435
00:27:54,760 --> 00:27:58,480
Speaker 1: that happened to you, man. And I will say that

436
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:00,639
Speaker 1: the ones that make me the most nervous of the

437
00:28:00,720 --> 00:28:03,960
Speaker 1: dudes who start taking it off before you've even had

438
00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:07,920
Speaker 1: a conversation where they're like they're already ready to hand

439
00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:10,399
Speaker 1: it to you, is that's when I'm like bro, I

440
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:13,399
Speaker 1: get that you're comfortable, but let me like hold my

441
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,680
Speaker 1: hand out like a puppy or some shit and let

442
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:18,679
Speaker 1: the snake identify me. I don't know what it fucking

443
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:38,720
Speaker 1: needs to get him by the owner of this tortoise,

444
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,440
Speaker 1: who who has come out and sort of at one

445
00:28:41,440 --> 00:28:44,160
Speaker 1: point made jokes about the turtle being racist, but then

446
00:28:44,240 --> 00:28:47,080
Speaker 1: walked it back I think when the Internet believed him.

447
00:28:47,400 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 1: But the owner explained that he believes the tortoise is

448
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:55,800
Speaker 1: doing this because black shoes look to the tortoise like

449
00:28:56,080 --> 00:29:01,200
Speaker 1: other tortoises, and apparently male tortoises or tortoises in general,

450
00:29:01,280 --> 00:29:05,680
Speaker 1: tend to be extremely territorial with each other and thus

451
00:29:05,840 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 1: violent when they come across each other in more public spaces.

452
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: Can't see I guess, not enough to distinguish a leather

453
00:29:14,680 --> 00:29:21,960
Speaker 1: shoe and another animal. Yeah, but I I would argue

454
00:29:22,120 --> 00:29:25,280
Speaker 1: that don't. This is the least believable part of the

455
00:29:25,880 --> 00:29:29,120
Speaker 1: thing that I've come across, where like, at least for me,

456
00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:32,920
Speaker 1: I'm like, hey, man, I I don't know about this whole.

457
00:29:34,080 --> 00:29:35,800
Speaker 1: Just because he has a tortoise doesn't mean he's like

458
00:29:35,800 --> 00:29:38,160
Speaker 1: a tortoise scientist. Like, I don't who the fuck is

459
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:40,840
Speaker 1: this guy? I don't believe where's his research? Yeah, he's

460
00:29:40,880 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 1: not like a learned tortoise. Man, you're a dude with

461
00:29:44,160 --> 00:29:46,720
Speaker 1: a turtle. Put it. Put him in the ring with

462
00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:49,160
Speaker 1: another tortoise. I want to see. Yeah, don't tell him,

463
00:29:49,280 --> 00:29:51,800
Speaker 1: don't keep using the shoes. Oh man, they all there

464
00:29:51,840 --> 00:29:53,840
Speaker 1: was a lot of tortoises at the store. I wish

465
00:29:53,880 --> 00:29:56,040
Speaker 1: I could, like, I wish, I uh. I tried to

466
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:57,840
Speaker 1: get another tortoise, but they was all a lot of

467
00:29:57,840 --> 00:29:59,440
Speaker 1: tortoises at the store, so all I had was the

468
00:29:59,520 --> 00:30:04,920
Speaker 1: there for us one. All right, right now, you know

469
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:07,400
Speaker 1: what you're doing. You keep putting black shoes in the

470
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:10,360
Speaker 1: ring because if we see it around another tortoise and

471
00:30:10,400 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: it's chill, oh oh oh, this is the whole ship

472
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:17,640
Speaker 1: falls apart. I don't think that. Yeah, I think that.

473
00:30:17,760 --> 00:30:19,800
Speaker 1: I think this is a one off. I think this

474
00:30:19,880 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: is a weird guy with a color blind turtle that

475
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: gets confused. He's capitalisizing off of it. But I don't,

476
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,720
Speaker 1: I don't, I don't, I don't I I don't. I

477
00:30:28,720 --> 00:30:31,040
Speaker 1: don't think that this is Like here's the last thing

478
00:30:31,120 --> 00:30:33,560
Speaker 1: I'll say, and I hear you, but here's the last

479
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:37,520
Speaker 1: thing I'll say is, I've never seen a single video

480
00:30:37,640 --> 00:30:40,479
Speaker 1: in the history of my time on this planet of

481
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:45,200
Speaker 1: a tortoise behaving that way with another tortoise. I've seen

482
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,959
Speaker 1: a lot of videos of tortoises in the same little cage.

483
00:30:48,520 --> 00:30:52,200
Speaker 1: Never once has any one of them been headbutting the

484
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:56,520
Speaker 1: other tortoise aggressively. Come on, okay, but how many times

485
00:30:56,560 --> 00:31:00,080
Speaker 1: have you ever seen another video of a tortoise doing

486
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: anything to anything black besides this one in the shoes? Well,

487
00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:09,200
Speaker 1: I don't see enough black people. Yea, wait a minute, No,

488
00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:12,360
Speaker 1: wait a minute, got a big as simple, Wait a minute,

489
00:31:12,400 --> 00:31:14,160
Speaker 1: this is a wall, and now you're not gonna get

490
00:31:14,200 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: points to work. Goddamn minute, ding ding ding. I'm with

491
00:31:18,840 --> 00:31:22,160
Speaker 1: DJ d Red, take those points back. What I'm saying

492
00:31:22,440 --> 00:31:26,400
Speaker 1: is is I don't see enough black people around tortoises

493
00:31:26,400 --> 00:31:29,280
Speaker 1: to be able to pull from from what you're describing,

494
00:31:29,920 --> 00:31:33,720
Speaker 1: not what I'm describing. Yeah, well, you're imagining a world

495
00:31:33,720 --> 00:31:36,600
Speaker 1: where black people were constantly hanging out with turtles and

496
00:31:36,720 --> 00:31:40,840
Speaker 1: I don't see it. I'm saying I've I've never seen

497
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: any other video to provide this and evidence besides this one,

498
00:31:46,360 --> 00:31:49,680
Speaker 1: even with Carl and Red that turtle didn't bite red, right,

499
00:31:49,880 --> 00:31:56,560
Speaker 1: it just like that's why we called them red. As

500
00:31:56,560 --> 00:32:01,000
Speaker 1: a Native American, I should have seen that. Yeah, I didn't.

501
00:32:01,000 --> 00:32:03,160
Speaker 1: I didn't stand too close to the damn thing. Also,

502
00:32:03,320 --> 00:32:04,760
Speaker 1: I want to say, I do see a lot of

503
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:10,479
Speaker 1: tortoises wearing Luca Donte's jerseys and none of them. And

504
00:32:10,520 --> 00:32:13,720
Speaker 1: then he just keeps saying he plays cleaner bassmen, he

505
00:32:13,920 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 1: plays the right way. Tortoise hit fifty thousand on mc

506
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:24,720
Speaker 1: McClung's dunk contest. Man, we don't. I don't want to

507
00:32:24,760 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 1: talk about that. I want to talk about Reading about

508
00:32:30,880 --> 00:32:33,520
Speaker 1: all of this did remind me of some of the

509
00:32:34,320 --> 00:32:37,239
Speaker 1: things that I know to be true about segregation in

510
00:32:37,280 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: the animal community. There is there are versions of real

511
00:32:41,080 --> 00:32:45,240
Speaker 1: segregation that happens. For examples, when baby chicks are born,

512
00:32:45,680 --> 00:32:50,200
Speaker 1: they often will separate themselves from brown and yellow. Like

513
00:32:50,320 --> 00:32:54,040
Speaker 1: I've seen literal video of it from my former agent,

514
00:32:54,560 --> 00:32:57,479
Speaker 1: who like used to have a farm and shit, and

515
00:32:57,520 --> 00:33:00,640
Speaker 1: it's literally they come out the fucking edge and then

516
00:33:00,680 --> 00:33:03,440
Speaker 1: they go like brown over here and yellow over there,

517
00:33:03,520 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 1: and then they just like kind of do chick shit separately.

518
00:33:06,440 --> 00:33:09,720
Speaker 1: Your agent was like, see, length, this is why separation

519
00:33:09,880 --> 00:33:12,000
Speaker 1: is not as bad as it's in the it's in

520
00:33:12,040 --> 00:33:17,560
Speaker 1: the animal kingdom. You understand the tape for barbershops. Six,

521
00:33:17,680 --> 00:33:23,000
Speaker 1: let just send the tape then. Sure. It was like

522
00:33:23,040 --> 00:33:27,480
Speaker 1: I can, I can finally live out my truth. You're

523
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:32,880
Speaker 1: a brown chick. It it did make me go well,

524
00:33:32,920 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: and in considering Carl's suggestion about these racist turtles, it

525
00:33:37,920 --> 00:33:42,080
Speaker 1: did at least introduce supremise that animal racism, or at

526
00:33:42,080 --> 00:33:47,400
Speaker 1: the very least separation can exist, which might lead to racism.

527
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:50,440
Speaker 1: If one of those yellow chicks, god forbid, were to

528
00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:53,760
Speaker 1: force its way into that brown circle, they might have

529
00:33:53,800 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 1: to beat his ass or vice versus. Do you think

530
00:33:55,680 --> 00:34:01,360
Speaker 1: there was ever a yellow chick that like assimilated, Like, nah,

531
00:34:01,440 --> 00:34:06,120
Speaker 1: he's just with us now he gets faces, I hope.

532
00:34:06,120 --> 00:34:08,919
Speaker 1: So I was thinking we grew up with it. Yeah.

533
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,719
Speaker 1: I always out there's just one yellow chicken there, like

534
00:34:11,760 --> 00:34:16,919
Speaker 1: that white kappa. You know what I mean, sim he's

535
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:33,240
Speaker 1: real hard, Shimmy's like a motherfucker guy. Ended up coming

536
00:34:33,239 --> 00:34:39,240
Speaker 1: across an article on a website called Backyard Chickens dot com.

537
00:34:39,280 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 1: This is your this is your research. Come on, bro,

538
00:34:42,960 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 1: I would argue, this is harder than what they do.

539
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,400
Speaker 1: It as someone who's found himself off in our backyard

540
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:54,440
Speaker 1: chickenheads dot com. If similar, they're not, they're not. And

541
00:34:54,440 --> 00:34:58,080
Speaker 1: and believe me, I was familiar and it did auto

542
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:03,759
Speaker 1: Phil and I had to delete head tind to get

543
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:07,600
Speaker 1: heads out the way because we were focused on chickens,

544
00:35:09,560 --> 00:35:13,239
Speaker 1: not today. Satan is what I yelled out. But I

545
00:35:13,360 --> 00:35:16,480
Speaker 1: found an article from somebody who has this exact problem

546
00:35:16,480 --> 00:35:20,040
Speaker 1: with their chicks or actually chickens, and went and they

547
00:35:20,040 --> 00:35:23,440
Speaker 1: basically said, just wondering if my birds are strange or

548
00:35:23,480 --> 00:35:26,600
Speaker 1: if I can fix this. I have six silkies, three

549
00:35:26,680 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 1: black hens, two black roosters, and one white rooster. The

550
00:35:30,600 --> 00:35:34,200
Speaker 1: five black birds totally ostracize the white guy, and the

551
00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:37,600
Speaker 1: black ruse pick on him and chase him. He is

552
00:35:37,800 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: very shy, timid guy and tries very hard to be invisible.

553
00:35:41,960 --> 00:35:43,640
Speaker 1: My plan is to find a home from one of

554
00:35:43,640 --> 00:35:51,239
Speaker 1: the black ruse and possibly form okay, all right, go ahead, whoa, whoa, yeah, yeah,

555
00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:57,040
Speaker 1: you're sounds like one of them is not assimilating. That's

556
00:35:57,080 --> 00:35:59,640
Speaker 1: what I thought, too, because you can totally relate it

557
00:35:59,680 --> 00:36:01,560
Speaker 1: to him. He's like he's just a good guy and

558
00:36:01,680 --> 00:36:07,720
Speaker 1: they just don't know him. He gets real fucking actually

559
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:11,040
Speaker 1: with that black room, even though they're fine. The five

560
00:36:11,120 --> 00:36:14,200
Speaker 1: black ones are chilling, having a good time together from

561
00:36:14,200 --> 00:36:17,799
Speaker 1: what I can understand, And here comes this white cornball.

562
00:36:18,040 --> 00:36:20,319
Speaker 1: Because he listens to John Mayor, he can sustay in

563
00:36:20,360 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 1: the house. No, it was a why it was a

564
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:27,600
Speaker 1: wild choice, especially because he goes on to say and

565
00:36:27,840 --> 00:36:30,920
Speaker 1: possibly a new home for the white one. But I

566
00:36:31,040 --> 00:36:33,640
Speaker 1: had an idea, and I'm wondering if it might work.

567
00:36:33,640 --> 00:36:36,919
Speaker 1: The black rue I'm keeping his head honcho, and since

568
00:36:36,960 --> 00:36:39,520
Speaker 1: this white guy is so submissive, I was hoping it

569
00:36:39,560 --> 00:36:42,319
Speaker 1: would be possible to keep him too. I don't want

570
00:36:42,400 --> 00:36:44,759
Speaker 1: him to be alone though, So I was wondering if

571
00:36:44,800 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: I adopted a couple of white hens, would they hang

572
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:50,359
Speaker 1: out with him or would the dominant black route take

573
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:53,960
Speaker 1: them too. I'm also getting two Rhode Island Reds in

574
00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:56,920
Speaker 1: a few weeks. My neighbor is growing them up for me.

575
00:36:57,239 --> 00:37:01,000
Speaker 1: With chicks, any advice is appreciated. Here's my advice, go

576
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:10,080
Speaker 1: and get a girlfriend, because this is the sane. Go

577
00:37:10,120 --> 00:37:14,600
Speaker 1: ahead the backyard chickenheads dot com because you're spending too

578
00:37:14,719 --> 00:37:18,360
Speaker 1: much time on just regular backyard chickens. What is this gaming?

579
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:26,719
Speaker 1: You just let those chickens kill each other, let them,

580
00:37:26,800 --> 00:37:30,360
Speaker 1: let them peck each other alive. What is this your business,

581
00:37:30,360 --> 00:37:34,600
Speaker 1: an idiot, And that's chickens. But I mean to go

582
00:37:34,640 --> 00:37:38,959
Speaker 1: back to the foundation of this whole argument. Yeah, I don't.

583
00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:41,280
Speaker 1: I still stand with I don't believe the turtles are racist.

584
00:37:41,440 --> 00:37:44,160
Speaker 1: I think this one guy figured it out how to

585
00:37:44,239 --> 00:37:46,640
Speaker 1: like get some money off of his turtle. I think

586
00:37:46,680 --> 00:37:50,600
Speaker 1: turtles are too dark to be racist. Turtles as why

587
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:54,719
Speaker 1: would they look at white people? And the turtles are

588
00:37:54,840 --> 00:37:58,520
Speaker 1: dark outside this Cubans can be dark as hell too,

589
00:37:58,520 --> 00:38:02,880
Speaker 1: and the motherfucker's turn on us immediately. That's different podcasts,

590
00:38:05,040 --> 00:38:08,680
Speaker 1: that's whole different. Yeah, they don't. They don't like us

591
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:20,960
Speaker 1: for a second. My experiences told me I'm not black. Yeah,

592
00:38:20,680 --> 00:38:23,919
Speaker 1: I hear you. Turtles are dark as hell. They're They're

593
00:38:24,000 --> 00:38:26,880
Speaker 1: one of the darker animals than the animal kingdom. I

594
00:38:27,120 --> 00:38:30,440
Speaker 1: it's it's hard to know why why turtles are behaving

595
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:32,640
Speaker 1: this way, sir, or at least I don't think turtles

596
00:38:32,680 --> 00:38:36,319
Speaker 1: would be. I think there's one and there's a rogue everything,

597
00:38:37,440 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: you know. I mean, you can find one rogue any

598
00:38:39,600 --> 00:38:42,279
Speaker 1: any any group anything. It's not hard to find one

599
00:38:42,360 --> 00:38:44,800
Speaker 1: rogue I think this is just one crazy turtle. I

600
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:48,000
Speaker 1: don't think we can. I don't think we can besmirche

601
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:51,440
Speaker 1: the good name of Turtles, teenage mutant Ninja Turtles didn't

602
00:38:51,440 --> 00:38:54,360
Speaker 1: have any black friends. No, we didn't have any friends friends.

603
00:38:55,000 --> 00:38:58,800
Speaker 1: April Neil was a dear, but they were trying to fuck.

604
00:38:59,239 --> 00:39:02,720
Speaker 1: She was trader leave willing to fuck Raphael for a minute.

605
00:39:02,760 --> 00:39:06,439
Speaker 1: There was like a weird like tension between them. I'm

606
00:39:06,440 --> 00:39:08,799
Speaker 1: just saying they didn't have a lot of friends. They

607
00:39:08,800 --> 00:39:15,200
Speaker 1: didn't have Casey Jones. Yeah, and he was cool as hell. Yeah,

608
00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:18,520
Speaker 1: belly out that was he masked, the number one cool

609
00:39:18,600 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: thing about Yeah. He was so confident. Guy didn't care

610
00:39:24,840 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: what anybody understands. So confident. I like Casey Jones. Yeah,

611
00:39:30,400 --> 00:39:34,719
Speaker 1: I'm googling. They didn't have any black friends. What about

612
00:39:35,280 --> 00:39:38,760
Speaker 1: well Bebop and rock study. I believe if if we're

613
00:39:38,920 --> 00:39:41,680
Speaker 1: a reference in the old cartoon, those started off as

614
00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:45,239
Speaker 1: as one was black and one was white. And they

615
00:39:45,239 --> 00:39:48,000
Speaker 1: weren't friends though, and they were their enemies. They were

616
00:39:48,040 --> 00:39:51,920
Speaker 1: in fact their greatest enemies. But they never said they

617
00:39:51,920 --> 00:39:59,279
Speaker 1: didn't have any like Hamsye black. I think they're right right, Oh,

618
00:39:59,320 --> 00:40:03,480
Speaker 1: they had the ninja rat. Oh, don't buy a white man, right,

619
00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 1: a white man calling it a ninja rat go, ninja go,

620
00:40:09,640 --> 00:40:18,160
Speaker 1: ninja go. Ye oh oh yeah, sound like nigga nigga

621
00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:33,440
Speaker 1: rat to me, somebody needs to call Van that nigga

622
00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,040
Speaker 1: nigga rat. Get Umar on the phone and let's rats.

623
00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:41,200
Speaker 1: Let's let's drop this on that suspicious. You don't find

624
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:48,480
Speaker 1: that suspicious. You don't find that suspicious. I've never That's

625
00:40:48,520 --> 00:40:51,799
Speaker 1: another man who's confidence I admire because his willingness to

626
00:40:51,960 --> 00:40:56,640
Speaker 1: repeat a thing over and over again directly in camera

627
00:40:56,680 --> 00:40:59,920
Speaker 1: the way he said it moments ago. I don't have it.

628
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Speaker 1: I could never in my life be that guy. It's

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Speaker 1: one of the best reasons to listen to him. Good luck. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you know, when he's gonna nail something, he's like, hey, y'all,

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Speaker 1: didn't hear me, Oh you didn't know I was with

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Speaker 1: the ninjas. Here's the last little piece of research I'll

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Speaker 1: present to y'all. The One of the things that I

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Speaker 1: also came across is that a number of people talked

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Speaker 1: about the racist history in the naming of certain animals.

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Speaker 1: That a number of animals we don't realize our racist

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Speaker 1: lee named are in fact racistly names. For example, uh,

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Speaker 1: the the Scots oriole, which is some bird indigenous to Yeah,

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Speaker 1: indigenous to California, I guess was named after a person

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Speaker 1: named Windfield Scott, a US military commander who led the

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Speaker 1: Trail of Tears, which killed four thousand Cherokees and displaced

642
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Speaker 1: more than a hundred thousand people. And then he got

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Speaker 1: why they name the bird after and then they were like,

644
00:42:03,800 --> 00:42:06,760
Speaker 1: because that fucking bird's cool, and we fuck with you.

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Speaker 1: You know, I know what you're saying, But I thought

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Speaker 1: you were gonna be like like the coon pigeon, Like,

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Speaker 1: I don't know that. Well, what would it surprise you

648
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Speaker 1: if I told you that there's in fact a jiggaboo dragonfly. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm joking there is. Wouldn't that be cool? Someone get

650
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Speaker 1: this jiggaboo await from me? Wouldn't that be cool if

651
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Speaker 1: there was a jiggaboo dragonfly? And I was right this

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Speaker 1: whole time about the porch monkey, No, it's because it

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Speaker 1: comes from Latin porches. Yeah, no, there, Uh, there's something

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Speaker 1: called the gypsy moth. In fact, that just another example.

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Speaker 1: In fact, they've now come across eighty different species that

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Speaker 1: they are attempting to call out and now rename as

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00:42:58,440 --> 00:43:03,319
Speaker 1: a result of like the deep racist entomology happening with

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Speaker 1: the the their naming animals. Eighty eighty. God, that that's

659
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:12,280
Speaker 1: they've crossed so far? How many a black? The snapping

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00:43:12,320 --> 00:43:17,799
Speaker 1: turtle snapping turler because because somebody said, somebody's gonna make

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Speaker 1: it fun of people, snapping turler went up to the

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Speaker 1: shoes and women look at the weak ass shoes, and

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Speaker 1: another snapping turtle was like, give them, yeah, I I

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Speaker 1: eighty different species. They don't specify. H I didn't. I

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Speaker 1: didn't get a full list of the popes. I'll say this,

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Speaker 1: it got. It has to be so bad that there

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Speaker 1: is now entire, an entire organization or a part of

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00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:00,520
Speaker 1: an organization dedicated to result in this problem. The Moology

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Speaker 1: Society of America. That's somebody's job every day. Yeah, and

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Speaker 1: then they have a campaign called the Better Common Names Project,

671
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,440
Speaker 1: where that it is dedicated to identifying racist names and

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00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:20,920
Speaker 1: finding more reasonable alternatives for these animals. Yeah. So they

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Speaker 1: some of these are saying there there's some niggas in there,

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Speaker 1: like they just have sure. Yeah, sure, because you don't

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Speaker 1: pay a person's whole salary over that. You know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like, yeah, something bad happened, Olivia. Is there?

677
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Speaker 1: Any way, by next week we can get that list.

678
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:43,840
Speaker 1: We should just do a mini episode where we read

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00:44:43,880 --> 00:44:53,399
Speaker 1: the entire list of racist animal names. Ye, that's one.

680
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Speaker 1: We we take turns and we get the guests who

681
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Speaker 1: who the fuck has the most race or what race

682
00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:05,279
Speaker 1: is associated with these racist names. But for today's I

683
00:45:05,360 --> 00:45:07,960
Speaker 1: feel like I feel vindicated. I feel like I started

684
00:45:08,000 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 1: out saying I didn't think turtles were racist. I think

685
00:45:10,480 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 1: we came along and we discovered that turtles aren't racist. Carl,

686
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Speaker 1: do do you feel like that's correct? Do you feel

687
00:45:17,200 --> 00:45:20,160
Speaker 1: like that's what you felt after this? Yeah? You know what?

688
00:45:20,239 --> 00:45:22,880
Speaker 1: I feel like this might be one example is I

689
00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:24,600
Speaker 1: didn't know that all the videos of these were the

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00:45:24,640 --> 00:45:28,560
Speaker 1: same turtle. So I feel like this one turtle may

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Speaker 1: just be like you know, Diamond and Silk, and was like,

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Speaker 1: this is my turtle? Yeah, who are my turtles? Are

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Speaker 1: my turtles? So I'll outside with a boy just because

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to be the guy because

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Speaker 1: you know, you call all turtles racist, then no turtles

696
00:45:52,239 --> 00:45:55,760
Speaker 1: can be racist. So yeah we can. We can definitely

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Speaker 1: individualize just so we can keep the power in the word,

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00:45:58,960 --> 00:46:02,400
Speaker 1: because it's real unrelated. I will say that my favorite

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Speaker 1: part of the Diamond and Silk moment that happened a

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Speaker 1: few weeks ago, I'll be gentle with my words on

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Speaker 1: this is that Trump went to the funeral, was number

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Speaker 1: one furious that it was a black funeral and therefore

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Speaker 1: took as many hours as it did. But then but

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Speaker 1: then moreover went up and said he didn't even know silk.

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00:46:25,040 --> 00:46:29,320
Speaker 1: He said, I've never met the silk before in my life.

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Speaker 1: Diamond's the one I liked. I like Diamond and she's

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Speaker 1: dead now, but still I don't know this bitch. And

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00:46:36,600 --> 00:46:38,399
Speaker 1: then the funeral so long because I had that man

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Speaker 1: like marching with a pillow in the beginning, singing that's home.

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Speaker 1: Truly one of the funniest funerals that's ever occurred in

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Speaker 1: the history of man. And we couldn't even like laugh

712
00:46:52,320 --> 00:46:56,399
Speaker 1: at it because the violence that could incur from from

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00:46:56,400 --> 00:47:00,120
Speaker 1: people reacting just wasn't worth it. But my goddess, that

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Speaker 1: funny that he just was furious. It is great funny.

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Speaker 1: He's us. He's a funny guy. He's just that was

716
00:47:10,760 --> 00:47:13,359
Speaker 1: never up for debate, that was never know and I'm

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00:47:13,400 --> 00:47:15,919
Speaker 1: sick of. There was a moment where people were trying

718
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Speaker 1: to pretend like it's not even funny, and it's like, no,

719
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Speaker 1: you're come on, y'all, come on, you can't be in

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Speaker 1: comedy and say that guy's not funny. Like he's like,

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Speaker 1: they're definitely work on what people being like. I just

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00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:29,000
Speaker 1: don't like how people are calling him funny because that

723
00:47:29,080 --> 00:47:32,239
Speaker 1: humanizes him in a way and it doesn't. I'm like, no,

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Speaker 1: the man is objectively funny. Yeah, he's the funniest since

725
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Speaker 1: when the steamer have anything to do with morality? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: people are usually the funniest. Hey. Yeah, It's it's not

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Speaker 1: that I aligned with anything he's saying, and it's certainly

728
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Speaker 1: not me being like I think we should keep more

729
00:47:57,280 --> 00:48:00,879
Speaker 1: of him. But boy, oh boy, this is just us

730
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Speaker 1: watching a set. He is killing m Yeah. If you

731
00:48:05,200 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: weren't murdering, if you weren't from America, you would be like,

732
00:48:08,120 --> 00:48:11,400
Speaker 1: that guy's hilarious. That's crazy. If you were just in

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Speaker 1: Turkey watching, you'd be like this dude, can't miss Yeah,

734
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Speaker 1: you're like, I can't wait till we get comedy here.

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00:48:18,960 --> 00:48:22,839
Speaker 1: That's fun people's wife. I can't wait till we get

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Speaker 1: comedy here. We don't have comedy in Turkey. Soon first

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Speaker 1: democracy that comedy, Carl Uh, could you tell the people

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Speaker 1: where they can find you on what cool shit you

739
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Speaker 1: have going on? Oh? Man, I am on Instagram at dammit,

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Speaker 1: Carl d A M M I T C A R

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Speaker 1: l Uh just Instagram and uh check out Grand Crew

742
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Speaker 1: on Friday nights to day thirty pm starting March third

743
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Speaker 1: on the National Broadcasting Company. Are you watching on Peacock

744
00:48:54,200 --> 00:49:00,520
Speaker 1: the next day? Oh yea yeah, those are good the Yeah,

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00:49:00,520 --> 00:49:03,360
Speaker 1: we'll go watch Grand Crew watch it, watch the first

746
00:49:03,360 --> 00:49:05,960
Speaker 1: season and then go watch March third and follow Carl

747
00:49:06,480 --> 00:49:08,319
Speaker 1: uh and and Borie. You want to tell them where

748
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Speaker 1: they can find you? Oh uh? Cool? That joke City

749
00:49:11,120 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: seven on Instagram. I have all my dates there. You

750
00:49:13,680 --> 00:49:16,680
Speaker 1: can't start watching April thirdam in a cartoon called Royal

751
00:49:16,800 --> 00:49:21,120
Speaker 1: Crackers on Adult Swim and then HBO Max the next day.

752
00:49:21,680 --> 00:49:25,440
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, and then you know, eat some eat some

753
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Speaker 1: turtle stew, eat some turtle stew, falk about these animals. Yeah,

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00:49:32,960 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: all right, that that got mean at the end. At me,

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Speaker 1: my god, don't leave your dog around David. Uh, but

756
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:49,840
Speaker 1: you can follow me at Lengthston Kerman on all platforms.

757
00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: I think I'm the only person still doing Twitter out there,

758
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Speaker 1: but yeah, come come see what poison I'm dropping off

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00:49:56,800 --> 00:50:00,440
Speaker 1: on that side. And UH, as always you can. You

760
00:50:00,480 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: can send us your conspiracy theories, you can send us

761
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Speaker 1: your drops. You can tell to UH David exactly what

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Speaker 1: you think of him and his regards about the animals

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Speaker 1: at my Mama pod at gmail dot com. We would

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Speaker 1: love to hear from you. Follow the YouTube, and I

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Speaker 1: think that's it. Follow the YouTube and buy bitch my

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Speaker 1: crop chips in your quala bars? Are racistsstly money turkey stuff?

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Speaker 1: I can't tell me