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Speaker 1: Forever. Hey everybody, I just know you're gonna come see

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Speaker 1: my show. Have you heard of Christmas at the Duplex?

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Speaker 1: This is Matt by the way, And there's still tickets

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Speaker 1: I would be very very grateful to see you guys there.

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Speaker 1: And if you can't come, you have to give me

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Speaker 1: a gift. I like everly and stuff. Bye, Luke man, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I see you? Why why? And look over there? How

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Speaker 1: is that nult? Yes? Goodness, let's calls. I don't condone

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Speaker 1: this fandom sick treatment all of you. Yes, dude though,

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Speaker 1: all right, so you know what. I guess we're back.

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Speaker 1: I know. Wait, I actually have an um. I actually

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Speaker 1: I literally found my phone literally so right my cuts

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Speaker 1: and texted me, do you like Jane Austen? We don't

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Speaker 1: have that relationship. Can you respond? Can you actually respond? Why?

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Speaker 1: And I want to know what he says? Here's what

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Speaker 1: I did choosed to say back, I said, for some okay,

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Speaker 1: I said, I said, yeah, what I've read, I think

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Speaker 1: Autocract tried to change it to sensibility and I said, no,

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Speaker 1: that she did imagine that, Um, you are very much

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Speaker 1: like a Jane Austin protagonist. Absolutely, oh yeah, in a

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Speaker 1: because I like draw. I don't think that Jane Austin

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Speaker 1: protagonists like drama. Do your Emma's and who lives for drama?

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Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't think Elizabeth Bennett was a

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Speaker 1: that I know actually nothing about her, despite writing my

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Speaker 1: firm yes, decorum, decorum. Alright. People assume I'm literary because

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Speaker 1: And I'm like, it's very Jonathan Saffron um hot man

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Speaker 1: Do you love Catherine Zaida? I love Kevin. I don't

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Speaker 1: right now. So of course you don't like Katherine Zaida

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Speaker 1: forward with more. I don't think so, honey is yeah? Alright?

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Speaker 1: This next group is called get all the Good Juice. Well,

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Speaker 1: for my sister Silasium. Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, and welcome.

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Speaker 1: Now I want to say to Andy Ward. Step to

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Speaker 1: So you know what email customer service, I said, please

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Speaker 1: and it's actually real. Culture number seven. Let's get into

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Speaker 1: your I don't think so honey. So of course as

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Speaker 1: Here's addiewhere, riches. I don't think so honey, addie. Your

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Speaker 1: them at that point at the floor. I don't think so, honey.

417
00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,760
Speaker 1: I haven't had full calorie ice cream in two years.

418
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:16,840
Speaker 1: Just halo top. That tastes like someone thought out ice

419
00:29:16,880 --> 00:29:21,400
Speaker 1: cream and burped in your face. Seconds the sluth skin

420
00:29:21,480 --> 00:29:24,200
Speaker 1: on my stomach hangs down so far that you can't

421
00:29:24,240 --> 00:29:27,560
Speaker 1: see my pussy from the front. I don't think so, honey,

422
00:29:27,640 --> 00:29:50,320
Speaker 1: you can't see my pussy from the suckers? Can you

423
00:29:50,480 --> 00:30:04,320
Speaker 1: keep us? And everybody? Thank you? Amazing, amazing, thank you, amazing,

424
00:30:05,320 --> 00:30:11,360
Speaker 1: unbelievable this night, This night was scorching us all. I

425
00:30:11,800 --> 00:30:19,440
Speaker 1: didn't continue to squatch with my sister Amanda set Man. Hello, Queen,

426
00:30:20,760 --> 00:30:22,560
Speaker 1: I just want to first say I think my group

427
00:30:22,680 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: is like a whole viye yes, groups five you guys,

428
00:30:27,920 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: the Dutch says, because I'm obsessed. Amanda. Okay, So I

429
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: have a question, and that I think you'll know what

430
00:30:36,880 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: that question is. It's they love you, alright, So listen,

431
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:43,880
Speaker 1: we have either a trouble or a priest. Let's a topic.

432
00:30:44,000 --> 00:30:45,800
Speaker 1: That's the choice. I'm literally going to read my notes

433
00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:47,600
Speaker 1: like word for word. It's going to be so I'm

434
00:30:47,600 --> 00:30:51,520
Speaker 1: gonna be attached. We love that. Here's Amanda second. I

435
00:30:51,600 --> 00:30:54,560
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Her time starts now. I don't

436
00:30:54,600 --> 00:30:59,360
Speaker 1: think so honey. The Instagram explore p Yes, none of

437
00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:03,440
Speaker 1: us are talking about this. Why it's very dark. It's quietly,

438
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,959
Speaker 1: quietly ruining my life. Um, you don't know me, Okay,

439
00:31:08,800 --> 00:31:10,720
Speaker 1: You're like most of the men i've dated. Okay, This

440
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,200
Speaker 1: identity that you have curated for me is based on lies.

441
00:31:15,400 --> 00:31:18,680
Speaker 1: This is about you, sweetie. Who is she? You actually

442
00:31:18,760 --> 00:31:21,680
Speaker 1: are different from them, though, because sometimes you make me calm,

443
00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:29,600
Speaker 1: fuck me with memes, I'm absolute trash. One time you

444
00:31:29,680 --> 00:31:31,400
Speaker 1: showed me a video of a woman getting a fun

445
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:36,160
Speaker 1: haircut by having it set on fire. You are the

446
00:31:36,320 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 1: ID of the fucking internet. Based on your algorithm, You've

447
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:42,880
Speaker 1: pinned me somewhere between gayten and a middle aged woman

448
00:31:42,920 --> 00:31:47,880
Speaker 1: from Florida. You're where my depression begins and ends. And

449
00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:49,520
Speaker 1: while we're on the topic, I don't think so, honey,

450
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:55,600
Speaker 1: social media exacerbating depression. You are a collage of shame.

451
00:31:55,960 --> 00:31:58,520
Speaker 1: No thank you, my Instagram explore page, you are interest

452
00:31:58,600 --> 00:32:01,440
Speaker 1: without consent. You're my best friend of my worst fucking enemy.

453
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: Honestly yes, and they are listening to us for sure,

454
00:32:16,040 --> 00:32:19,840
Speaker 1: because I said the words Patricia Clarkson near my phone

455
00:32:20,080 --> 00:32:27,600
Speaker 1: one time and it was like, do you like Patricia Clarkson?

456
00:32:27,680 --> 00:32:30,720
Speaker 1: And I would never say Patricia Clarkson. And this is

457
00:32:30,800 --> 00:32:35,960
Speaker 1: not the only Clarkson I say is thanks bitch. And

458
00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:41,000
Speaker 1: I once said near my phone that I needed new underwear.

459
00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: And now all of my ads are like porn, like

460
00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:51,160
Speaker 1: softcore porn um. That is different. That's a different experience.

461
00:32:51,240 --> 00:32:53,600
Speaker 1: But I knew that since my experience was different, I

462
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,680
Speaker 1: had to share it and and thank you for that.

463
00:32:56,000 --> 00:32:59,720
Speaker 1: And then I continues to be about education. Everyone, please

464
00:32:59,760 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: have a my friend, put shuts up your list of

465
00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: them by giving you arms. This bit the Duchess is

466
00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:13,520
Speaker 1: a girl. Is a girl group. This is a girl group.

467
00:33:13,560 --> 00:33:15,600
Speaker 1: This is what Danity Kane should have. This is what

468
00:33:15,760 --> 00:33:18,840
Speaker 1: Danity Kane should have been, the Danity Cane we deserved.

469
00:33:20,480 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: This is a little mix. This is the Danity Kane.

470
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:27,680
Speaker 1: But everyone's all brief. Wow, And I think, and I

471
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 1: think that's a good thing. Famously about being in a

472
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,240
Speaker 1: car and not at a club is a song about

473
00:33:35,280 --> 00:33:39,840
Speaker 1: being a woman, and yes, in a car cars for

474
00:33:39,960 --> 00:33:43,400
Speaker 1: you yes, So, Patricia, I'm here and I'm asking you,

475
00:33:43,600 --> 00:33:45,680
Speaker 1: is it pre selected? A trouball? It's got to be

476
00:33:45,760 --> 00:33:50,320
Speaker 1: pre selected because I'm surprised that no one's done this yet. Wow. Okay,

477
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,360
Speaker 1: here we go, hot take coming, here we go, Tricia.

478
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,280
Speaker 1: You're I don't think so many times starts now, I

479
00:33:56,320 --> 00:34:03,440
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey, Amanda By, we were all rooting

480
00:34:03,680 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: for you. Listen, we loved Guda and we all were

481
00:34:08,960 --> 00:34:11,439
Speaker 1: confused as to whether we wanted Calling Firth to fuck

482
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:15,800
Speaker 1: us or be our dad. Listen, you did not start

483
00:34:15,960 --> 00:34:22,720
Speaker 1: Channing Tatum's career. Channing Tatums Dick started his career. Guy. Listen.

484
00:34:22,920 --> 00:34:25,279
Speaker 1: What Britney Spears did when she shaved her head with

485
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:27,759
Speaker 1: that did to game In is what Amanda Binds his

486
00:34:27,840 --> 00:34:31,120
Speaker 1: tweets did to white women who were growing up being

487
00:34:31,200 --> 00:34:35,279
Speaker 1: quirky and wanting to be funny. Bit So, you know,

488
00:34:35,360 --> 00:34:36,960
Speaker 1: when she was like, oh, I want Drake to murder

489
00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:40,600
Speaker 1: my pussy, we were all like, live Amanda alone, we

490
00:34:40,760 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 1: all want Drinke to murder our pussy. Then she got

491
00:34:42,760 --> 00:34:45,600
Speaker 1: cheek piercings. We were like, listen, woman's right to choose.

492
00:34:46,160 --> 00:34:48,880
Speaker 1: And then and then she's like Michelle Obama's ugly, and

493
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:54,320
Speaker 1: we were like, no, you see this whole. This is

494
00:34:54,320 --> 00:34:57,040
Speaker 1: where Dustin Diamond, mcaulay Culkin and the fucking Halts and

495
00:34:57,080 --> 00:34:59,920
Speaker 1: Twins go. You go in there, you don't come back

496
00:35:00,320 --> 00:35:03,640
Speaker 1: and your own fucking words bringing the dancing, fucking lopsters.

497
00:35:03,840 --> 00:35:14,840
Speaker 1: I don't think so, Patresia. Wow, here I thought Amanda

498
00:35:14,880 --> 00:35:17,879
Speaker 1: Bond goes back, and now I'm convinced that she's not. Yeah,

499
00:35:17,920 --> 00:35:20,279
Speaker 1: I don't know that she's back. We can't have her,

500
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:26,239
Speaker 1: we can't, but be sad. It makes me sad. I

501
00:35:26,320 --> 00:35:30,240
Speaker 1: need to go to a space and get to the space.

502
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,360
Speaker 1: I need to go get okay. You need to go

503
00:35:32,440 --> 00:35:36,240
Speaker 1: get okay. And while you're getting okay, please welcome Rachel

504
00:35:36,360 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: Rosenthal to the mic. Hi, come on high. So I

505
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:50,600
Speaker 1: know nothing about pop culture, Well, I'm guessing you're not

506
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:53,439
Speaker 1: doing the ball, but let's do the fucking ball. Yeah,

507
00:35:55,560 --> 00:36:00,279
Speaker 1: but first, but first, but first, I wish how to

508
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:06,400
Speaker 1: ring on me because Kiki Michaelson, you're my Oh my god,

509
00:36:06,680 --> 00:36:13,960
Speaker 1: will you she said, yeah, oh my god, wow, that

510
00:36:14,120 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: was so important and special. We're going into the bowl

511
00:36:17,719 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 1: and I'm picking it out right now. Kurt and I

512
00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:23,880
Speaker 1: hope Henry Winkler hasn't been chosen. Okay, Okay, Rachel, this

513
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,000
Speaker 1: is really good for you. I doubt you know you know,

514
00:36:28,600 --> 00:36:31,560
Speaker 1: you know your I don't think so, honey. A troll

515
00:36:31,640 --> 00:36:34,919
Speaker 1: Bowl topic and it's seasonal and topical as my fault.

516
00:36:34,960 --> 00:36:39,440
Speaker 1: Don't think it's rumbling. Is Rudolf the Red Nose Reindeer

517
00:36:40,520 --> 00:36:46,520
Speaker 1: and your time starts now? Fuck you, Rudolf the motherfucking

518
00:36:46,880 --> 00:36:52,799
Speaker 1: red Nose Reindeer. I'm a jew, My nose matters, all right,

519
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:56,960
Speaker 1: all right, I don't think so. I don't think so, honey.

520
00:36:57,120 --> 00:37:00,279
Speaker 1: I don't think so. You couldn't see, they couldn't see.

521
00:37:00,560 --> 00:37:04,800
Speaker 1: Anyone can take their fucking iPhone out. Something is wrong

522
00:37:05,320 --> 00:37:12,520
Speaker 1: with your face. Also, what is your voice? So it's

523
00:37:12,560 --> 00:37:16,320
Speaker 1: just so high? And also how many songs do you need? Okay?

524
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:24,200
Speaker 1: And come on, name one fucking reindeer game? What one?

525
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:30,200
Speaker 1: Al right? What scrapple? No, that's a human game game.

526
00:37:30,239 --> 00:37:32,640
Speaker 1: You know what. I don't think so, honey, Rudolph the

527
00:37:32,680 --> 00:37:38,240
Speaker 1: Red Nose Reindeer. First off, Rudolph dumb name, call yourself, Rudy,

528
00:37:39,080 --> 00:37:44,880
Speaker 1: call yourself rural, give yourself something snappy. I will find

529
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:54,279
Speaker 1: my own way home, Thank you very much. That I man,

530
00:37:55,080 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: that was amazing. Rachel Rosenthal, that's a troop of that.

531
00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:04,480
Speaker 1: To know that is true professional trouball and coming to

532
00:38:04,600 --> 00:38:07,879
Speaker 1: the mic is the hurricane that I know. And her

533
00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:17,440
Speaker 1: name is Katie Berry. Touch me, Katie Berry. I love you,

534
00:38:17,760 --> 00:38:19,719
Speaker 1: I love you. And by the way, I also won

535
00:38:19,800 --> 00:38:22,799
Speaker 1: five grand on millionaires. Fairly at the fucking footage because

536
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:25,520
Speaker 1: it's embarrassing. It's so embarrassing. Did you lose a lot

537
00:38:25,560 --> 00:38:28,160
Speaker 1: of money and then get bumped down? I I got

538
00:38:28,239 --> 00:38:30,360
Speaker 1: up to like the ten thou questions bumped down, so

539
00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: it really wasn't that as keeks. I was up to

540
00:38:33,000 --> 00:38:36,320
Speaker 1: the K number and spelled something wrong and got it

541
00:38:36,360 --> 00:38:43,200
Speaker 1: and got bumped. I'm sure she's fail. I'm so sick

542
00:38:43,239 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 1: of being the only person not on Millionaire. I'm so

543
00:38:46,840 --> 00:38:50,160
Speaker 1: sick of it in this town. Town you can't win

544
00:38:50,200 --> 00:38:52,480
Speaker 1: in this town. By the way, really quick about education.

545
00:38:52,520 --> 00:38:54,200
Speaker 1: I just want to say, I'm really sorry I have

546
00:38:54,480 --> 00:38:57,760
Speaker 1: in my life posted to ted Bird photos to Instagram.

547
00:38:58,560 --> 00:39:00,840
Speaker 1: I can't believe I got all down. I was like,

548
00:39:00,920 --> 00:39:02,799
Speaker 1: oh my god, I'm sorry. I'll never do it again.

549
00:39:02,840 --> 00:39:06,840
Speaker 1: And I'm a better person because it is shook sucking

550
00:39:07,080 --> 00:39:09,640
Speaker 1: all right, Listen, Katie Berry. We have a trouble here,

551
00:39:09,680 --> 00:39:12,960
Speaker 1: we also have a beautiful, gorgeous mind full of I know, grievances.

552
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:20,040
Speaker 1: So what are we doing? Make your own choice. IMpower

553
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:22,520
Speaker 1: you to make your own choice. I had to pre selected,

554
00:39:22,640 --> 00:39:29,480
Speaker 1: but I feel like Katie, Katie, what the fuck Katie?

555
00:39:29,680 --> 00:39:35,920
Speaker 1: They want? Because everyone's screaming, I how do I selected?

556
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 1: In my mind? Chris, what the funk? Am I thinking?

557
00:39:40,560 --> 00:39:45,040
Speaker 1: This is insane? We are very topical and seasonal. I

558
00:39:45,120 --> 00:39:52,560
Speaker 1: don't think so is the North Pole? And your time

559
00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,360
Speaker 1: starts now? I don't think so, honey, north Pole. The

560
00:39:56,440 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 1: only north Pole I want is my boyfriend's hard dude,

561
00:40:00,239 --> 00:40:04,520
Speaker 1: that canny ship. That's a patriarchal society led by one

562
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,920
Speaker 1: sat white man with a big old beard, shaking ship Santa.

563
00:40:08,400 --> 00:40:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't like all that hair. Damn. Mrs Claus is

564
00:40:11,160 --> 00:40:13,440
Speaker 1: sitting at home bacon cookies and ship and range and

565
00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: find around. And you've been slaved an entire society of

566
00:40:17,400 --> 00:40:20,040
Speaker 1: little people who are just working a fucking figure to

567
00:40:20,160 --> 00:40:22,799
Speaker 1: the boat for our super consumers children, so I can

568
00:40:22,880 --> 00:40:26,719
Speaker 1: have the fucking iPhones for Christmas. North Pole? Fuck you,

569
00:40:26,840 --> 00:40:29,719
Speaker 1: North Pole? You know what global warming is coming for you,

570
00:40:29,880 --> 00:40:34,600
Speaker 1: North Pole. It's coming. You're reaping what you sow. You're

571
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:40,120
Speaker 1: in Dutch, You fucking war complex. It's melting those and

572
00:40:40,239 --> 00:40:43,719
Speaker 1: you live on and you are going down. Sit. I

573
00:40:43,760 --> 00:40:46,279
Speaker 1: want to fucking cookie, want to spit and eat you.

574
00:40:47,280 --> 00:40:52,319
Speaker 1: I'm gonna fucking true on your I hate the North Pole.

575
00:40:55,560 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Hon name, Queen Diva, Katie Berry,

576
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 1: Queens God, thank you for pushing me to have that

577
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 1: experience and give it. Magnusen, Kiki Michelson, Amanda Settman, Patricia Sabulist,

578
00:41:23,560 --> 00:41:28,040
Speaker 1: Rachel Rosenthal, and the Queen Diva Katie Berry. Oh my god,

579
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:36,279
Speaker 1: that that was harny. That was harny. That was so horny. Oh. So,

580
00:41:36,480 --> 00:41:40,359
Speaker 1: can I say if the North Pole votes, they go red?

581
00:41:43,960 --> 00:41:47,399
Speaker 1: Conservative people up there at the North Pole just saying

582
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: a traditionalist, Um yeah, white, why it's very white there. Now,

583
00:41:57,520 --> 00:41:59,080
Speaker 1: you were very shook by one of those. I don't

584
00:41:59,080 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 1: think so. Honey's about Amanda Binds, Oh yeah, I was affected.

585
00:42:04,000 --> 00:42:08,560
Speaker 1: I just um, I just feel like if I could

586
00:42:08,600 --> 00:42:12,360
Speaker 1: have just met her earlier. Um, it's just so crazy.

587
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,920
Speaker 1: It's this is not my fault, it's not my business.

588
00:42:15,080 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 1: But I can't help but feel partially responsible. I could

589
00:42:18,200 --> 00:42:22,719
Speaker 1: have done something, um, but that's you know that you're wrong.

590
00:42:23,239 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: It was your responsibility. And actually we're gonna move on.

591
00:42:27,120 --> 00:42:30,320
Speaker 1: And I struggle with this anymore. Okay, I struggle with that,

592
00:42:30,719 --> 00:42:35,120
Speaker 1: and let's move on, right, everyone, give it up for

593
00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:37,760
Speaker 1: this group. We're just called the boys in my band.

594
00:42:40,600 --> 00:42:43,360
Speaker 1: How do we feel? Oh sorry, it's the boys in

595
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:48,400
Speaker 1: my band? Ha ha. Give it up for Kevin A.

596
00:42:49,719 --> 00:42:53,640
Speaker 1: Give it up for Alex Gibson, give it up for

597
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:58,919
Speaker 1: John Graziano, give it up for Taylor Rivers, and give

598
00:42:58,960 --> 00:43:03,239
Speaker 1: it up for Sam mar Listen, Yes, I plucked the

599
00:43:03,320 --> 00:43:08,240
Speaker 1: screenp together. Boys. I feel like I'm on gay Bachelor.

600
00:43:08,719 --> 00:43:10,960
Speaker 1: It's very much that there will be a proposal tonight.

601
00:43:11,760 --> 00:43:14,799
Speaker 1: Will be another proposal tonight. That's the reveal, and that's

602
00:43:14,840 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: there will be a second proposal for a marriage tonight

603
00:43:18,239 --> 00:43:21,680
Speaker 1: at this show. Yes, everyone, please welcome Kevin A to

604
00:43:21,840 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 1: the mic. Hi. Hey, Kevin, Now we talked backstage and

605
00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:29,279
Speaker 1: you want to preface your I don't think so. Yeah. Yeah,

606
00:43:29,800 --> 00:43:31,800
Speaker 1: listen up. A couple of nights ago, I had a

607
00:43:31,960 --> 00:43:34,520
Speaker 1: very vivid dream about this night. Oh my god, and

608
00:43:34,640 --> 00:43:38,200
Speaker 1: you were there. You were there, but you were sitting there,

609
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:43,440
Speaker 1: and so in the dream I picked the trouble, and

610
00:43:44,080 --> 00:43:47,520
Speaker 1: in the trouble I got Andy Garcia. Andy Garcia. Yes,

611
00:43:48,680 --> 00:43:50,520
Speaker 1: and I need to make my dream come true. You

612
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:52,920
Speaker 1: want to do Andy Garcia, I'm gonna do Indy Garcia.

613
00:43:53,000 --> 00:43:55,480
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna have sex with him, but I will

614
00:43:56,960 --> 00:44:00,440
Speaker 1: him in terms of the hunty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

615
00:44:00,760 --> 00:44:04,600
Speaker 1: he's selected from a trouble from my dream. Yes, I'm

616
00:44:05,200 --> 00:44:08,279
Speaker 1: with this, Ken. I don't think so, honey. And if

617
00:44:08,320 --> 00:44:12,160
Speaker 1: time starts now, okay, a grown man named Andy, I

618
00:44:12,200 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Unless you're making pop art out

619
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:20,480
Speaker 1: of Campbell suit cans or making old rich ladies fight

620
00:44:20,560 --> 00:44:24,080
Speaker 1: on TV, you didn't need to be called Andrew. You're

621
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Speaker 1: a man of a certain age, Andy Garcia, come on, Okay.

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Speaker 1: So here's a fun fact about Andy Garcia. His first

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Speaker 1: acting role was in the pilot episode of Murder. She wrote, Yeah,

624
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Speaker 1: I learned that today, and I think I know what's happens.

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Speaker 1: He's on set. Angela Landsbury calls him Andy, and it

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Speaker 1: got stuck. And you know what, if that's the case,

627
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Speaker 1: I don't care if you're a dame. I don't think

628
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Speaker 1: so honey, you cannot be renaming our Latino actors to

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Speaker 1: talk about Mom and Mia too, Fernando share Abbott, they

630
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Speaker 1: sing about that Andy Garcia plays for an Ino and

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Speaker 1: Mom and Mea too. So now I had to picture

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Speaker 1: Andy Garcia every time I hear that song five seconds

633
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Speaker 1: that's Jimmy Schmits for me Yea. And the season three

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00:45:09,239 --> 00:45:13,000
Speaker 1: episode of Murder, she wrote, who at sixty three should

635
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Speaker 1: be called James? You know? Angela Lansbury called him Jimmy,

636
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Speaker 1: and once again, Dame Angela renames are Hispanic beloved actors,

637
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Speaker 1: two kids names and and it was an education kis.

638
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Speaker 1: And we can't have Angela Lansbury just doing whatever the

639
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Speaker 1: fun she wants Shels Island. Angela Lansbury needs to be

640
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Speaker 1: doing what I want, which is being in The Beauty

641
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Speaker 1: and the Beast remake, because I didn't need whatever Emma

642
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Speaker 1: Thompson was doing. See Me After, Yes, See Him After?

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Speaker 1: Why was the song so slow? The Beauty and the

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Speaker 1: Beast song and the movie was slow? I didn't see

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Speaker 1: that film, okay, but but I've also is It's one

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Speaker 1: of the greatest honors in our culture to be in

647
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Speaker 1: someone's dream. And I feel honored to have been in

648
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Speaker 1: your dream. Is there going to be a proposal right now? Wow? Okay,

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Speaker 1: oh my god, Oh my god, it's okay. Just do

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Speaker 1: my nicotine. Yes, yes, he said yes. Most he is

651
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Speaker 1: gonna be on the Toughest Way podcast, and Kevin actually

652
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Speaker 1: asked my dad if he could ask me to be

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Speaker 1: on the podcast. My dad actually said yes and that

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Speaker 1: I love traditional and that was important to me. So

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Speaker 1: I'm glad he talked about other podcasts. Is a raiser

656
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Speaker 1: and we're gonna move on. All right, here we go,

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Speaker 1: Welcome Alex Gibson to the mag I like this outfits.

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Speaker 1: I was told to prepre Oh, you know what's happen,

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Speaker 1: you know what you know? What's good? Okay, here we go, Alex. Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm excited to hear what you're doing. Well. True story.

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Speaker 1: I had two different prepared ones that were both done previously. Tonight.

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Speaker 1: That's hard. So even though I famously do not know celebrities,

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Speaker 1: and the terror fills my blood. Oh, I love that.

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna go ball. Oh, and my hands in there.

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Speaker 1: It feels good. It feels so good to have my

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Speaker 1: hands in here. And as I pull it out, you

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Speaker 1: know this celebrity, bring it on your trouble. I don't

668
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Speaker 1: think so, honey. Topic is Mark Wahlberg. Thanks so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Mark Wallburg, Hulk was middling at best, was he and home?

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Speaker 1: Fuck you for making me think you were the Hulk Monk,

671
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Speaker 1: Mark Wallberg, because you know what, you're an average white

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Speaker 1: guy with brown hair. Every average white guy with brown

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Speaker 1: hair has played the Hulk. Mark Rolberg has done the

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Speaker 1: following under that one, Mark Lberg, you seem like a

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Speaker 1: straight tu bag. Mark Wallberg, you were Marky Mark. Oh,

676
00:48:28,480 --> 00:48:31,480
Speaker 1: you had a big penis, but it was fake, and

677
00:48:32,080 --> 00:48:35,240
Speaker 1: that was a lie to fifth grade me who looked

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Speaker 1: up a Google image of you with that giant penis

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00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:41,920
Speaker 1: and expected that to be how they all looked fifteen seconds.

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Speaker 1: Fuck you for lying to me. I have a queery

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Speaker 1: bees wax. Why did you have a rap career? That's appropriation?

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Speaker 1: Booms um, Marky Mark sucked my dick and that's that's

683
00:48:58,760 --> 00:49:03,440
Speaker 1: one minute. You know what. That wasn't impressive. I don't think, Sonny,

684
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Speaker 1: because for the first ten seconds we didn't even know

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Speaker 1: what Mark we were talking about, and then in the

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Speaker 1: last fifty seconds we got a full I don't think

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Speaker 1: so honey, just to be celebrated. And I didn't know

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00:49:20,760 --> 00:49:23,800
Speaker 1: about that. Um, I didn't know about the fake penis

689
00:49:24,120 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: penis picture at all. So now it wasn't a picture, bitch,

690
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Speaker 1: it was a live action moment. He whipped out a

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Speaker 1: fake cock in boogue. I didn't know about that. I

692
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Speaker 1: did not about that. But also the movie Ted was

693
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Speaker 1: very bad and not enough people talk about that. And

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Speaker 1: also he famously said he could have like stopped nine

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Speaker 1: eleven or something. He's like, if I was on the plane,

696
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Speaker 1: that wouldn't have happened. Okay, well, that don't getting mad

697
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Speaker 1: at me, he said it. Okay, that's how I feel

698
00:49:47,760 --> 00:49:59,320
Speaker 1: about Amanda Bynes. It's John Graciano. Hello, John. It's lovely

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Speaker 1: to see hi for having So are we doing a

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Speaker 1: pre slet the topic or the Trouball? So? Okay, I

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Speaker 1: too have some context, added this. I want to do

702
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Speaker 1: the Trouball so badly because I love I know, I

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Speaker 1: love danger. Let's here, let's have something. I had. Something

704
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Speaker 1: dramatic happened to me on the subway today. No, God, no,

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Speaker 1: I wouldn't be here earlier this week m and my

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Speaker 1: therapist canceled on me. So I'm here to hell, okay,

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Speaker 1: he gets it. He doesn't charge me nearly as much

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Speaker 1: as these ships, so he gets to buy a great

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Speaker 1: So here we are. We're going to act as the therapy,

710
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Speaker 1: and this is I don't think so, honey, John Graziano,

711
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Speaker 1: and your time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

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Speaker 1: People who clip their fingernails on the subway? Where the

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Speaker 1: fund did you come from? We're on the a train

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Speaker 1: that does not stand for anything goes. It stands for

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Speaker 1: act like a fucking human. I was on I swear

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Speaker 1: to god, I was on the sea train the other day.

717
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Speaker 1: Has anyone here ever been on the sea train before?

718
00:51:05,480 --> 00:51:08,239
Speaker 1: Don't don't ever go back on the fucking sea train

719
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Speaker 1: was on. I was on the train and they stopped

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Speaker 1: it because of a sick passenger. Give me a diagnosis,

721
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Speaker 1: Get you a diagnosis. You know why, because I'm now

722
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Speaker 1: trapped underground with a woman clipping her fingernails on my car.

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Speaker 1: That's a sick passenger. Now, I think every time they say,

724
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Speaker 1: every time they say we're sold because there's a sick passenger,

725
00:51:30,719 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: I'm like, Okay, this person is not having a heart attack.

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Speaker 1: I'd stopped for a heart attack. You can stole my

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00:51:35,520 --> 00:51:37,799
Speaker 1: car for a heart attack. Now, when they say there's

728
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Speaker 1: a sick passenger, I just imagine some woman clipping her fingernails,

729
00:51:40,200 --> 00:51:42,399
Speaker 1: making so fucking mad. I don't think so, honey, clip

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Speaker 1: your fingers on the goddamn train one minute. Don't do that.

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Speaker 1: Are you fucking crazy? I will say I do crazy

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Speaker 1: ship on the trains. I become something on the train

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Speaker 1: and it's I don't clip my finger nails or my

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Speaker 1: tone alice, But yeah, I would hope not. Or you're

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Speaker 1: on someone else on the trains, I go into a feud.

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Speaker 1: Say it, um, So you're saying you can't be held

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00:52:09,280 --> 00:52:12,040
Speaker 1: responsible for your behavior on the trains. Yeah, And I

738
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Speaker 1: think that that would hold up in a court of law.

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Speaker 1: If I'm on the trains, I'm not present myself. It's

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Speaker 1: martial law when Pat Regan is on the trains. All right,

741
00:52:23,080 --> 00:52:25,480
Speaker 1: everyone please welcome. Is that right? Martial laws? And I

742
00:52:25,600 --> 00:52:28,840
Speaker 1: use that right? Or do I not know my words? Okay?

743
00:52:28,880 --> 00:52:36,480
Speaker 1: Well fuck you everyone, please welcome. Taylor Rivers in from Toronto.

744
00:52:37,040 --> 00:52:42,080
Speaker 1: In from Toronto, Taylor Rivers, my friend from Toronto to

745
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 1: me about your your decision. Select ah, Okay, he's had

746
00:52:47,560 --> 00:52:50,839
Speaker 1: this on deck, so Taylor, you're I don't think so, honey.

747
00:52:50,880 --> 00:52:53,399
Speaker 1: Time starts now, I don't think so, honey. The theme

748
00:52:53,440 --> 00:52:58,879
Speaker 1: of my high school prom being old Hollywood glamour. Sorry,

749
00:52:58,920 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 1: the only thing old Holly. What about my high school

750
00:53:01,280 --> 00:53:06,440
Speaker 1: was like I didn't feel safe to come out. Also,

751
00:53:07,080 --> 00:53:09,359
Speaker 1: you know whose idea that was. It was like this weird,

752
00:53:09,520 --> 00:53:12,240
Speaker 1: horny girl named Rachel who was like on prom committee

753
00:53:12,280 --> 00:53:14,200
Speaker 1: and like got a typewriter, so she felt like she

754
00:53:14,280 --> 00:53:19,080
Speaker 1: was like born in the wrong decade. My high school

755
00:53:19,120 --> 00:53:22,240
Speaker 1: prom was so not old Hollywood glamored, and I literally

756
00:53:22,360 --> 00:53:25,279
Speaker 1: got puked on on a fifty person party bus by

757
00:53:25,320 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: a woman named Kelsey who had a two year old

758
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:30,680
Speaker 1: at home. She went on to get breath of lies

759
00:53:30,719 --> 00:53:31,920
Speaker 1: and thrown in a cop car. But you know what,

760
00:53:32,040 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 1: Let's celebrate how beautiful Judy Garland was when she was

761
00:53:34,560 --> 00:53:39,160
Speaker 1: a kid. Let's focus on our problem. Committee was literally like,

762
00:53:39,520 --> 00:53:42,560
Speaker 1: you guys are horrible kids. No one's graduating. But like,

763
00:53:42,880 --> 00:53:48,040
Speaker 1: you can't deny that Audrey Hepburn wasn't a fucking icon. Also,

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Speaker 1: I don't think so many Marilyn Monroe r I p

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00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:51,840
Speaker 1: not to be a bit. She seemed really stupid. I

766
00:53:51,920 --> 00:53:55,719
Speaker 1: think of you I think I think give you like

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00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:59,919
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe, you also think that like brunches. Fancy that's

768
00:54:00,040 --> 00:54:09,640
Speaker 1: one man. She didn't seem smart. She didn't seem smart.

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Speaker 1: All right, everyone, please welcome Sam Morrison to the man.

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Speaker 1: Come on the leather jacket him since he said bunch.

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00:54:21,680 --> 00:54:24,640
Speaker 1: But what's uppen? All right? Here we go. Listen. What's

772
00:54:24,680 --> 00:54:26,560
Speaker 1: up is we have a decision here to make. It's

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00:54:26,600 --> 00:54:28,920
Speaker 1: the pre selected thing or you know, we have a

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00:54:29,000 --> 00:54:32,440
Speaker 1: trouble here. You know, I was gonna do I have

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00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:35,520
Speaker 1: a pre selected I was gonna do having seven no, no,

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00:54:35,719 --> 00:54:37,520
Speaker 1: stop it. I got you to talk about it, and

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00:54:37,600 --> 00:54:43,320
Speaker 1: I'm like so drunk, but I wanted to mention having

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00:54:43,560 --> 00:54:45,560
Speaker 1: seven white men on his stage at the same time.

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00:54:45,600 --> 00:54:47,520
Speaker 1: But that felt like a little much to talk about

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00:54:47,640 --> 00:54:49,440
Speaker 1: in front of everybody. Oh my god, thank you so

781
00:54:49,560 --> 00:54:53,399
Speaker 1: much for having me. I'm kidding by that's my time

782
00:54:53,520 --> 00:55:00,920
Speaker 1: and seen select. Okay, cool, perfect, So Sam, your time starts.

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00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:05,000
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, straight people taking the word

784
00:55:05,719 --> 00:55:12,440
Speaker 1: daddy because y'all are not. You're just talking about something

785
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: like adorable little twenty eight year old born star daddy

786
00:55:15,200 --> 00:55:16,640
Speaker 1: And no, no, no, no, no, I want somebody who's

787
00:55:16,640 --> 00:55:21,240
Speaker 1: like confused by his iPhone? Do you understand a father

788
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:27,399
Speaker 1: with a baby. I want Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

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00:55:28,960 --> 00:55:34,399
Speaker 1: I want an old fat Harry daddy bear. Don't come

790
00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:39,040
Speaker 1: for my word use psychos Okay, that is okay, And Joe,

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00:55:39,080 --> 00:55:41,920
Speaker 1: before you judge me, just know I don't say daddy

792
00:55:42,280 --> 00:55:44,760
Speaker 1: because I want to fuck my dad. I say daddy

793
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:51,520
Speaker 1: because I want to fuck your dad. Seconds seconds okay. Oh,

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00:55:51,800 --> 00:55:53,879
Speaker 1: and it's not like straight people nicknames are any better.

795
00:55:54,000 --> 00:55:58,360
Speaker 1: You say what like baby? Baby? Baby? What? He's that? What?

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00:55:59,080 --> 00:56:02,440
Speaker 1: Five seconds? What a baby is? You're seen a baby?

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00:56:03,160 --> 00:56:05,719
Speaker 1: They're so like pudgy and illiterate at like best, that's

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00:56:05,760 --> 00:56:08,480
Speaker 1: what a baby is. Stay away from my word weird.

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Speaker 1: But that's why Morrison give it up for the poison

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Speaker 1: my band ha ha, Kevin a, Alice Gibson, John Graciano,

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Speaker 1: Tell Rivers and Sam Morrison. Thank you hot boys boys.

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00:56:24,400 --> 00:56:27,839
Speaker 1: Kisses back literally, kisses back. I love how they um

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00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:32,200
Speaker 1: literally if you want kisses back, um. I like how

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00:56:32,320 --> 00:56:34,000
Speaker 1: the group of all the game is like every single

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00:56:34,080 --> 00:56:36,080
Speaker 1: one was like, let me tell you the story of

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00:56:36,120 --> 00:56:38,120
Speaker 1: the journey of how I came to my decision tonight,

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00:56:39,120 --> 00:56:42,640
Speaker 1: um educational I'm telling you it continues on and who

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00:56:42,760 --> 00:56:45,920
Speaker 1: better to educate than white gay man. We have so

809
00:56:46,080 --> 00:56:51,160
Speaker 1: we have a story to tell. So listen all right.

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00:56:51,719 --> 00:56:55,040
Speaker 1: This next group is called have you heard of Christmas?

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Speaker 1: Which is also a plug? Are you she been? Bits?

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Speaker 1: Have to do? Pleas playing in December. There's many things

813
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:06,360
Speaker 1: you can come see. Thank you everyone. Please welcome Chanel Ali,

814
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Speaker 1: my co host, Please welcome, Yesmin Garza, please welcome, Erica Hernandez, welcome, ari'all, Gitling, welcome,

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Speaker 1: Sunny Yes, and welcome chat Seagull. This is the last

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Speaker 1: group of the night. We are looking good. Let's bring

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00:57:31,680 --> 00:57:39,240
Speaker 1: to the mic Chanel Ali. Wow, that mike is very high.

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00:57:39,320 --> 00:57:48,680
Speaker 1: That that's very high for you, my Micael. Yesel a

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00:57:48,800 --> 00:57:53,960
Speaker 1: fan favorite. Already. Yes, here we go, Chanel A. We're

820
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Speaker 1: doing a pre prepared topic or a trouball topic. Oh man,

821
00:57:58,040 --> 00:58:01,280
Speaker 1: I'm worried. That's something in that is something black people

822
00:58:01,280 --> 00:58:05,800
Speaker 1: don't know about. I already got a thing, so I'm

823
00:58:06,200 --> 00:58:09,919
Speaker 1: might think your thing. At least I don't think so. Honey.

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00:58:10,320 --> 00:58:13,920
Speaker 1: Your time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pigs

825
00:58:13,960 --> 00:58:20,320
Speaker 1: in a blanket, it's very divisive, you know, you think

826
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Speaker 1: that's what they call them, but not the one per centers,

827
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Speaker 1: not in their homes. They're gated communities. Not pigs in

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Speaker 1: a blanket. No, they call them crescent dogs. Crescent does.

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Speaker 1: And it's that type of elite. It's dope activity that's

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Speaker 1: responsible for unemployment in the Midwest. I'm sick of it.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Pigs in a blanket and

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Speaker 1: not bacon, not sausage, just pig pig wrapped in a buttery,

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Speaker 1: flaky crust. Just because you want to get married, I

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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. You and I both know your

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Speaker 1: fiance Hello is gay. And just because you want to

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Speaker 1: basket and denial, I gotta cloth my honories. I don't

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Speaker 1: think so. Five seconds, I thank you, Chanel Ali. Everyone,

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Speaker 1: it's actually a rule of culture number seventeen. You and

839
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Speaker 1: I both know your fiance Paolo is gay. I love that.

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Speaker 1: Everyone welcome to them like yes, man Garza, Hello, how

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Speaker 1: are you doing good? It's mean usman. I'm so sorry, honey,

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Speaker 1: people who mispronounced my name. I don't think so, honey them,

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Speaker 1: and I don't think so honey. Me all right, So

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Speaker 1: we have a tropal decision or pre selected Kasman Garza.

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Speaker 1: Here we go. You're out on the honey. Time starts now.

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Ariana Grande, pony, Tell what

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Speaker 1: are you doing? Ain't bitch you call yourself an artist?

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Speaker 1: What are you doing innovate? I'm not asking you to

849
01:00:06,680 --> 01:00:11,400
Speaker 1: get bangs, I'm not asking you to get layers. Just

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Speaker 1: take out the goddamn pony. Tell what the fuck she acts? Dude,

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Speaker 1: she likes her pony tells the same way she likes

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Speaker 1: her men Hi as fun seconds Hi. Has she even

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Speaker 1: gone through puberty? Yet? She even she has no himps

854
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Speaker 1: and she she took out her fucking Mickey Mouse ears.

855
01:00:37,720 --> 01:00:42,320
Speaker 1: Take out the goddamn pony. Tell are you an artist?

856
01:00:42,440 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 1: I want to see it. Ariana Grande. She has long, brown,

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Speaker 1: shiny hair, and she's putting it up in a putting

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01:00:48,640 --> 01:00:51,120
Speaker 1: that's like having a fat ass and wrapping a flannel

859
01:00:51,160 --> 01:00:55,120
Speaker 1: around your waist every day. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: that's all right. I think you're honor. It is a really,

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Speaker 1: really high It's so you think that's something about the world,

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Speaker 1: but it does. It's heart, I know. Everyone. Please welcome

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Speaker 1: Erica Hernandez Erica. Listen, we have a trouble here full

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Speaker 1: of topics, or your beautiful brain with whatever is in it.

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01:01:21,640 --> 01:01:28,880
Speaker 1: Thank you for trying my brain beautiful. No, I thank

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Speaker 1: you for the choice. But I'm going to do a thing.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna do a thing translated to pre selected. All right,

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01:01:36,840 --> 01:01:40,720
Speaker 1: here we go, so Erica, your time starts now. I

869
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Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Men who jell their hair back

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Speaker 1: hy under. Why why do you have to protect your

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Speaker 1: head from with all that jew You want to protect

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01:01:56,600 --> 01:02:02,640
Speaker 1: your head? Where a fucking helmet? No, that's if you

873
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Speaker 1: take a picture and the flash reflects off of the

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01:02:06,360 --> 01:02:11,240
Speaker 1: top of your head. That's a problem. And you know what.

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01:02:11,560 --> 01:02:14,040
Speaker 1: I know you think it looks all wet like you

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01:02:14,160 --> 01:02:16,560
Speaker 1: put water in it. But I know your secret. You

877
01:02:16,680 --> 01:02:19,920
Speaker 1: didn't shower, You put some water on your hand, and

878
01:02:20,040 --> 01:02:23,320
Speaker 1: then you put off up jel on top of it.

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01:02:24,440 --> 01:02:27,360
Speaker 1: That's not clean. Guys who don't jel their hair the

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Speaker 1: same guys who wear a whole bunch of acts and

881
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:32,200
Speaker 1: DJ and show their chest hair wochs and gel. There's

882
01:02:32,240 --> 01:02:35,360
Speaker 1: only one thing. There's only one thing. I wanted five

883
01:02:35,680 --> 01:02:37,840
Speaker 1: hard on a man when I walk up to him

884
01:02:38,080 --> 01:02:40,960
Speaker 1: and it's not on top of his head it's his abs,

885
01:02:41,040 --> 01:02:52,000
Speaker 1: but I'll oh my god, unbelievable. And now please welcome area,

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Speaker 1: good loud hi high. All right, here we go. We're

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Speaker 1: doing either a priest like the topic or you know,

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01:03:04,120 --> 01:03:09,960
Speaker 1: there's the trouball here pre for shame and here we go,

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Speaker 1: ariel Getling, your time starts now. I don't think so, honey,

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Speaker 1: Ansel Elgort. When I saw the fault of dart Stars,

891
01:03:20,680 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 1: I was happy when your character died because I didn't

892
01:03:23,120 --> 01:03:27,640
Speaker 1: get to see your stupid fucking face anymore. I don't

893
01:03:27,680 --> 01:03:30,520
Speaker 1: think so, honey, Ansel Algar. Do you think you're cool

894
01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:33,439
Speaker 1: because you got a Golden Glove nomination for baby Driver?

895
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:36,040
Speaker 1: Well maybe they should have given it to your stunt

896
01:03:36,120 --> 01:03:40,840
Speaker 1: double who probably actually did all the work. Look, Barney

897
01:03:40,920 --> 01:03:46,280
Speaker 1: a high school? Do you even happy driver's license? Anyone

898
01:03:46,360 --> 01:03:48,400
Speaker 1: could have played that role if they just put on

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Speaker 1: rabians and headphones. Okay, I don't think so, honey, Ansel Elgor.

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01:03:53,520 --> 01:03:57,040
Speaker 1: You're not an edip musician. You're a rich kid with

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Speaker 1: all laugh t seconds. I don't think so, ansl al Gore.

902
01:04:02,600 --> 01:04:08,360
Speaker 1: You're a bad influence on Timothy shall Im five seconds.

903
01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:11,600
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey, Ansle alcre and I fucking

904
01:04:11,720 --> 01:04:14,720
Speaker 1: think you bombed in What Side Story? And you haven't

905
01:04:14,760 --> 01:04:26,080
Speaker 1: even felt that good love? Unbelievable and now please welcome

906
01:04:26,400 --> 01:04:34,200
Speaker 1: Sunny Ray is hey, hey, hey, hey oh the look

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Speaker 1: is present. Hello Sunny Now. I have a question for you.

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01:04:41,880 --> 01:04:47,760
Speaker 1: Is that the trouble or preselected reselected Sunny Ray? Is

909
01:04:47,880 --> 01:04:52,480
Speaker 1: your time starts now? I don't think so, honey, West

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01:04:52,560 --> 01:04:59,200
Speaker 1: Side Story, remake what it is happening, Google it. I

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01:04:59,280 --> 01:05:02,640
Speaker 1: don't think so, honey. Okay, it was a really problematic

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01:05:02,720 --> 01:05:06,800
Speaker 1: in nineteen sixty one, honey, Okay, every actor that played

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Speaker 1: the Puerto Rican roll were role face, including rida'm Alrina.

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01:05:11,280 --> 01:05:16,360
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. So Steven Spielberg, you're bringing

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01:05:16,440 --> 01:05:19,440
Speaker 1: back West Side Story without a Puerto Rican writer or

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01:05:19,560 --> 01:05:23,040
Speaker 1: Puerto Rican coreograt practice. I don't think so, honey. Okay,

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01:05:23,520 --> 01:05:25,959
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. You're bringing West Side Story

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01:05:26,040 --> 01:05:30,240
Speaker 1: a year after that my President Trump through paper towels

919
01:05:30,280 --> 01:05:34,720
Speaker 1: at Puerto Ricans that we're dyeing with no electricity or water.

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01:05:34,880 --> 01:05:37,880
Speaker 1: I don't do so, honey. I don't think so. I

921
01:05:38,080 --> 01:05:40,400
Speaker 1: know you're castor Rina whatever in a made up roll

922
01:05:40,480 --> 01:05:43,880
Speaker 1: that doesn't even exist in the original. No, honey, she's

923
01:05:43,920 --> 01:05:47,680
Speaker 1: a fucking national treasure function. You didn't hire her back

924
01:05:47,960 --> 01:05:51,080
Speaker 1: after she wouldn't asked her for it. I don't think so, honey,

925
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:02,560
Speaker 1: say no to the west. And now with the final

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Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. Of the night, please welcome

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Speaker 1: my friend, chat siega o, my god, Hello, chat Hello listen,

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Speaker 1: this is the finale of the night. I want to

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01:06:20,200 --> 01:06:22,000
Speaker 1: know are we doing the ball? Are are we doing?

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Speaker 1: I don't think any pre prepared? She came prepared. Okay,

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01:06:26,320 --> 01:06:28,520
Speaker 1: here we go with the prepared. I don't think the

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01:06:28,600 --> 01:06:31,520
Speaker 1: only topic here is chet Siegal. Your time starts now.

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01:06:32,280 --> 01:06:35,520
Speaker 1: I don't think so, honey. The people who say, oh,

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01:06:35,720 --> 01:06:41,280
Speaker 1: don't mind him, he's from another time. Oh oh really,

935
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:48,440
Speaker 1: Oh really, then show me his motherfucking time machine. I'm sorry.

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01:06:48,640 --> 01:06:50,800
Speaker 1: Unless you can show me that time machine, I don't

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01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:55,000
Speaker 1: think so, honey. The only thing your racist old ass

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01:06:55,120 --> 01:07:04,600
Speaker 1: has in common with Marty McFly is you both have Parkinson. Yes, okay,

939
01:07:05,640 --> 01:07:09,480
Speaker 1: if you don't think you can behave and exist in

940
01:07:10,800 --> 01:07:13,880
Speaker 1: or follow standards and rules, then fine. You don't get

941
01:07:13,920 --> 01:07:19,040
Speaker 1: the perks. Okay, you don't get medical advancements, you don't

942
01:07:19,080 --> 01:07:23,360
Speaker 1: get Dick pills. You don't get pulled up if you

943
01:07:24,360 --> 01:07:28,280
Speaker 1: racist old ships have the balls to tell me that

944
01:07:28,400 --> 01:07:30,560
Speaker 1: I have a nice nose for a keke thank you.

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01:07:31,720 --> 01:07:36,080
Speaker 1: Then then you can piss it a ball next to

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Speaker 1: your bed and die of polio. I don't think so.

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Speaker 1: That's one minute, everyone, and can you give it up

948
01:07:49,440 --> 01:07:53,440
Speaker 1: for this group? Have you heard of Christmas Chanel Ali? Yes,

949
01:07:53,600 --> 01:08:00,200
Speaker 1: me and Carza, Erica Hernandez, Harrya Gitling and chats go

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Speaker 1: and with that we have I don't think so, honey

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Speaker 1: Live pett Regan. Thank you for being with me tonight.

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01:08:14,920 --> 01:08:17,679
Speaker 1: And again, when I first heard Bowen Yang was unwilling

953
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:22,040
Speaker 1: to do the show, I was like, I hope the

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01:08:22,120 --> 01:08:24,000
Speaker 1: show still goes off, and I'm just so glad that

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01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:27,600
Speaker 1: I'm so happy that we did that. Guys, thank you

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01:08:27,720 --> 01:08:30,600
Speaker 1: all so much for coming out. Please listen to the

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Speaker 1: podcast I'm like and subscribe. Thank you so much. Have

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01:08:34,960 --> 01:08:37,559
Speaker 1: a great night. We'll see you out there in the bar.

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Speaker 1: This a DJ. This has been a Forever Dog production

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Speaker 1: executive produced by Brett Boham, Joe Cilio, and Alex Ramsey.

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Speaker 1: For more original podcasts, please visit Forever Dog Podcasts dot

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