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Speaker 1: It's the radio segment that made news recently by trying

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Speaker 1: to build an entire log cabin out of Ikea furniture.

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Speaker 1: He almost finished, but was just short fifteen hundred twazzle screws.

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Speaker 1: So it was either start over or burn the whole

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Speaker 1: thing to the ground. Burn it down, you know what

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Speaker 1: he did. It's a laser story, a segment where we

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Speaker 1: read weird news stories around the globe, just like everyone

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Speaker 1: else does, except we have a laser and those other

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Speaker 1: sweetish cheat balls just don't. This first laser story is

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Speaker 1: out of Tennessee. Forty one year old man named Marcello

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Speaker 1: Moore drove to a gas station recently, and after getting

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Speaker 1: a coffee and a beef stick, he tried to rob

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Speaker 1: the place.

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Speaker 2: Good.

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Speaker 3: He got his needs first.

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Speaker 1: Yes, I got the coffee and the beefed. Oh, we

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Speaker 1: are all the money in the register. So he stuck

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Speaker 1: a gun under a plexiglass divider into de manned money

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Speaker 1: from the seventy eight year old worker named Dorothy Elmer.

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Speaker 3: No, not seventy eight.

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Speaker 4: You ever walk in as a robber and think I

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Speaker 4: can't do it to that person, No I can't.

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Speaker 3: I'll come back later when the shift guy looks you know, sketchy.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, those benevolent robbers. Yeah, Dorothy wasn't having it though,

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Speaker 1: so instead of given him cash, she just ducked underneath

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Speaker 1: the counter and hid.

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Speaker 3: Okay, and that's when that doesn't seem worth it, Dorothy.

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Speaker 1: Well, Marcello panicked and drove off.

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Speaker 3: Oh okay.

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Speaker 1: The cops caught up to him a little while later,

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Speaker 1: and they were able to do that because his car

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Speaker 1: ran out of gas. Arma when arrested, authority say, Marcello

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Speaker 1: was angry with himself because while he attempted to rob

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Speaker 1: a gas station, it never crossed his mind to fill

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Speaker 1: up his own tank before he left.

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Speaker 3: But he did get the beefstick.

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Speaker 4: No, you know, he had his priorities, So.

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Speaker 1: He was kicking himself as he was taken into jail.

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Speaker 1: This next laser stories out of Granton, Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 3: Oh man, we know that place. Yeah, the office.

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Speaker 1: There was a great story a few months ago about

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Speaker 1: a waitress who got a three thousand dollars tip on

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Speaker 1: a thirteen dollars bill.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, imagine, I can.

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Speaker 1: I always dreamed of this when I was a server,

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Speaker 1: and it never happened. Well, things just got complicated because

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Speaker 1: the guy who left her the money surprisingly took it back.

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Speaker 1: The waitress's name is Marianna Lambert, and she says she

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Speaker 1: was blown away by the generosity and she wanted to

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Speaker 1: use the money to pay off some bills and take

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Speaker 1: her family on a vacation. But shortly after that, the

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Speaker 1: guy who left it, a man named Eric Smith, disputed

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Speaker 1: the charge with his bank.

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Speaker 3: And why did he do it? Originally because he was

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Speaker 3: on a date and he's like, watch this girl.

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Speaker 1: He told her the tip was part of something called

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Speaker 1: tips for Jesus.

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Speaker 4: I've heard of it takes it even I don't know

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Speaker 4: either worse or I could have predicted it.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Well, it's not clear if he thought Jesus wanted

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Speaker 1: his money back, but for whatever reason, he didn't want

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Speaker 1: to pay that anymore. Well, the good news is Marianna

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Speaker 1: did get paid. The restaurant gave her the money. But

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Speaker 1: now they're out three grand.

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Speaker 3: God just the owner that can't take a vacation.

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Speaker 1: Now, Jeffrey the restaurant has decided to sue Eric to

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Speaker 1: get that. Yes, they say they were communicating with him

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Speaker 1: through Facebook for a while, but now he won't respond.

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Speaker 1: He challenged them to sue if they want their money.

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Speaker 1: So that's what they're doing, all right, if he signed

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Speaker 1: it and everything. I think they have a case there

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Speaker 1: a legal documents, especially if Jesus represents him in court.

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Speaker 3: One of those things.

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Speaker 4: You can't get three thousand dollars out of somebody who

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Speaker 4: doesn't have it, you know.

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Speaker 1: I have a feeling I've tried before this next lazer

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Speaker 1: stories out of Ireland. Everyone on this continent knows and

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Speaker 1: Irish goodbye is the life saver of any party.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it's where you just leave, yes.

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Speaker 1: Either because you drank too much or because you've reached

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Speaker 1: your social capacity for the night, without saying goodbye to anyone.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like you start saying goodbye to one person,

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Speaker 4: then you have to say goodbye to fifty people, and then.

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Speaker 3: Suddenly you're there for another hour and a half. Got it?

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Speaker 1: Well, Apparently no one told people in Ireland about this,

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Speaker 1: because a bunch of Irish have been angrily sharing their

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Speaker 1: thoughts about the term on TikTok.

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Speaker 2: Oh is an Irish goodbye? I and no other Irish

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Speaker 2: person has heard that saying until I've seen someone on

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Speaker 2: TikTok say it. And those people on TikTok Americans, oh.

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Speaker 1: Very confusing to them. Apparently a real Irish goodbye is

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Speaker 1: the exact opposite of that, and whenever the people of

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Speaker 1: Ireland leave a party, they say goodbye about one hundred

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Speaker 1: times before they actually go goodbye, okay.

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Speaker 3: I mean after a night of whiskey, you know, like a.

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Speaker 1: Scottish goodbye where they just punch you in the face.

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Speaker 1: But it is interesting because after the videos went viral

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Speaker 1: of the Irish being so offended, other people from around

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Speaker 1: the globe started sharing what they call it in their countries,

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Speaker 1: Like in Poland they call it an English exit.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe I call it French exit for a long time.

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Speaker 1: Where we're just blame it on the countries anti social.

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Speaker 1: In Wales they call it a trap doors.

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Speaker 3: Like that one.

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Speaker 1: In Australia they just call it smoke bombing.

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Speaker 3: Oh, same thing like a magician.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I like the personally, I don't support Irish goodbyes.

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Speaker 1: O you don't just Irish hello?

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Speaker 3: What is that?

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Speaker 1: Definitely don't look it up on urban Dictionary. Next the

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Speaker 1: stories out of snap and necks in cash and checks

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Speaker 1: Headquards's Dangerous. The website vehicle freak dot com is looking

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Speaker 1: for one angry driver to take part in a study

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Speaker 1: examining road rage, and they'll be paid four thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: for their time to stay angry or to not be angry.

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Speaker 1: Since there's only one position available, you'll have to be aggressive, confrontational,

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Speaker 1: and reckless at pursuing the opportunity.

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Speaker 4: Oh can you think of someone that you know that

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Speaker 4: would be good for this.

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Speaker 1: I think my dad would be pretty dark. He's the

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Speaker 1: sweetest man ever.

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Speaker 3: But someone flies by and me, He's like, look at

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Speaker 3: these EASi, it's right here.

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Speaker 1: You cannot drive, don't follow them, Let's slash his tires. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: come on. Here's how it'll work. The chosen road rager

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Speaker 1: will be asked to take part in multiple two hour

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Speaker 1: driving sessions per week, and they'll be put in the

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Speaker 1: various scenarios through a driving simulator. Their reactions will be

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Speaker 1: monitored alongside their heart rate and blood pressure.

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Speaker 4: Are they going to give them tips on how to

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Speaker 4: calm down?

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Speaker 1: That's not what this is about. They're just trying to

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Speaker 1: observe them. The person will also be required to keep

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Speaker 1: a road rage diary.

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Speaker 4: Oh, inter, because that's what every road rager does.

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Speaker 1: Dey writes down their thoughts to diary. I took out

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Speaker 1: the crowbar today. If good, you must be twenty five

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Speaker 1: years old if you want to do this, and you'll

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Speaker 1: have to provide different physical examples of your previous road

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Speaker 1: rage experience. Again, it's like, well, I just got my

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Speaker 1: license back from being suspended for this, I think on

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Speaker 1: the perfect candidate. Here's a picture of a mailbox that

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Speaker 1: I ran out.

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Speaker 4: I get flipped off all the time. Can I be

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Speaker 4: the other person on the end of this.

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Speaker 2: Rage?

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Speaker 1: For some reason, I guess they would need someone to

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Speaker 1: make them angry, so you don't apply. But they're like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: follow the super U. Being a paid professional road rager

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Speaker 1: might sound like a dream for a few people in

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Speaker 1: this room, but I don't recommend it because I know

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Speaker 1: this guy got his license and his shell revoked last

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Speaker 1: year just for giving one Amazon driver the finger. He

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Speaker 1: left without delivering the sandals that he ordered. What else

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Speaker 1: is he supposed to do? And that now means Laser

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Speaker 1: Stories has come to an end for the day. We'll

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Speaker 1: do it again the same time on Wednesday,