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<v Speaker 1>Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio Studio at the

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<v Speaker 1>George Washington Broadcast Center.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 3>And now, here's Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 4>Lindsay Clancy broke down in tears as her defense attorney

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<v Speaker 4>began closing arguments, comparing photos before and after the killing.

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<v Speaker 4>After six weeks of dueling medical experts, jurors will now

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<v Speaker 4>have to decide whether Clancy was sane and acted intentionally.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, what a tough job that would be in a jury.

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<v Speaker 1>They're deliberating right now. This is just breaking. The jury

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<v Speaker 1>is asked to see two bags of pills. and a knife.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what role the knife plays. I've been

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<v Speaker 1>following that closely. What'd she do with a knife?

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<v Speaker 3>Not familiar.

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<v Speaker 5>Um, Oh, she cut herself, uh, before she hurled herself

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<v Speaker 5>out of the window. The defendant is Clancy.

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<v Speaker 1>Who, you know, this is, this is probably an argument

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<v Speaker 1>for her being crazy. Uh, who kills themselves by jumping

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<v Speaker 1>out of two story window of.

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<v Speaker 3>A suburban house.

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<v Speaker 5>You know what, what, I'm going to cut myself some

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<v Speaker 5>and jump out of a window, but just the second story.

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<v Speaker 1>Which is almost unless.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't mean to be, you know, flip about this

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<v Speaker 5>or an idiot, but that's a weak attempt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, no kidding. Who would jump out a two-story window

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<v Speaker 1>and think, I'm going to break my legs or my

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<v Speaker 1>arm or whatever. I'm not going to die. I'm going

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<v Speaker 1>to lay there in pain until somebody comes and takes

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<v Speaker 1>me to the hospital.

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<v Speaker 5>It's actually fairly unlikely you'd end up partially paralyzed.

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<v Speaker 3>Like she did.

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<v Speaker 1>She got a really bad result from that really weak

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<v Speaker 1>effort at killing herself. So I don't know. That seems

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<v Speaker 1>like a decent argument toward her being crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>That seems like a decent argument to me, like she

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<v Speaker 5>was faking a suicide attempt.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, really?

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<v Speaker 3>Interesting. God dang it.

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<v Speaker 1>You're committed to faking your suicide to jump out a

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<v Speaker 1>second story window. Ah, that would hurt.

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<v Speaker 5>Put a couple of light cuts on me and then

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<v Speaker 5>jump out this window into the hedges and it'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I wasn't there.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's hear a little bit from yesterday before they gave

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<v Speaker 1>it to the jury from the defense and the prosecution

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<v Speaker 1>in their closing arguments. Here's the defense first.

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<v Speaker 6>Because of the.

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<v Speaker 7>Damn medicine and the lousy medical care that she got.

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<v Speaker 1>Horrible thoughts, no motivation, deeply depressed.

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<v Speaker 7>That this is a prosecution that has ripped.

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<v Speaker 3>The soul out of this girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's the prosecution.

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<v Speaker 2>This wasn't a woman suffering from a lack of care,

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<v Speaker 2>a lack of resources. She had an abundance of help,

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<v Speaker 2>an abundance of care. She left them discarded on the

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<v Speaker 2>basement floor. like broken toys, because she was done playing

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<v Speaker 2>the game.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the kids. I heard that whole clip. It is

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<v Speaker 1>hard to take. The prosecution argued that Clancy only had

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<v Speaker 1>two prescription meds in her system at the time of

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<v Speaker 1>the murders. Is that to argue that she wasn't all

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<v Speaker 1>drugged up? So she's responsible. I don't know what that was.

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<v Speaker 1>There is some argument that because she had a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of doctors and a lot of different medicines, so you

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<v Speaker 1>can't claim she didn't get care. I can tell you

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<v Speaker 1>from dealing with people with mental health problems. Just because

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<v Speaker 1>you got a doctor and got the pills don't mean

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<v Speaker 1>you're okay because they often don't have it figured out.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, and it's interesting.

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<v Speaker 5>The prosecutor making the argument that because she had an

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<v Speaker 5>abundance of help, therefore clearly she killed them. I'm not

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<v Speaker 5>sure I get. Of course, I didn't hear the whole argument.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm a bad talk show host, but I hesitate to

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<v Speaker 5>leap to conclusions based on fragmentary information, but If your

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<v Speaker 5>argument was she wasn't really, like, overwhelmed in the conventional sense,

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<v Speaker 5>a person could respond, well, she must have just gone

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<v Speaker 5>nuts then.

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<v Speaker 1>Right. First of all, the jury gets to work tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 1>Not in all states is that true. But in this case,

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<v Speaker 1>they will deliberate on Saturday or they can deliberate on Saturday.

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<v Speaker 1>So that might happen. So they might. not be feeling

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<v Speaker 1>the normal pressure on a Friday to wrap this thing

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<v Speaker 1>up that juries have sometimes. That's all just speculation. Since

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<v Speaker 1>you have been on juries, it seems to me, looking

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<v Speaker 1>at this, that there'd be a lot more speculation on

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<v Speaker 1>this one in a jury than a lot of cases,

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't there? I mean, because in some cases, there's some

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<v Speaker 1>clear-cut evidence, and if you throw in a, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>his sister was so upset, well, what's that got to

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<v Speaker 1>do with anything? You got a knife, you got a blah, blah, blah,

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<v Speaker 1>you got a blah, blah, blah. This one, though, it's

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<v Speaker 1>so getting in at somebody's head.

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<v Speaker 3>Right.

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<v Speaker 5>You practically read my mind because I was thinking in

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<v Speaker 5>a lot of criminal cases, the question is, was it

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<v Speaker 5>him and did they prove it beyond a reasonable doubt that, okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>that was his knife and yes, look at his car

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<v Speaker 5>there on the flock camera, which we're yelling about, or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's beyond a reasonable doubt.

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<v Speaker 5>But in this one, when you're trying to figure out

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<v Speaker 5>criminal culpability and mental health and contemplating a crime this horrible,

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, there are You know, there are hard facts,

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<v Speaker 5>and then there are judgments you have to make. And

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<v Speaker 5>this one is judgment piled on judgment. And you've got

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<v Speaker 5>12 people of varying intellects and abilities to understand or

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<v Speaker 5>think logically or bringing in whatever prejudices they have or whatever,

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<v Speaker 5>trying to Trying to form something that mushy into a

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<v Speaker 5>conclusion is not going to be easy. It's going to

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<v Speaker 5>be extremely difficult. Although, again, I wasn't there for the

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<v Speaker 5>whole thing. And it could be they have a much

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<v Speaker 5>more solid take on this than I would guess from

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<v Speaker 5>a distance.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, it hasn't gone the direction of the most famous

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<v Speaker 1>trial that people are comparing it to is Susan Smith

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<v Speaker 1>back in the 90s when she strapped her kids in

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<v Speaker 1>the car and rolled them in the lake. which was

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<v Speaker 1>just absolutely horrific and really got America's attention. Of course,

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<v Speaker 1>we were a different culture back then. We weren't as touchy-feely,

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<v Speaker 1>let's come up with a way to explain away how

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<v Speaker 1>difficult it is to be a parent, that sort of thing.

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<v Speaker 5>And we're all super into whatever mental challenges we have,

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<v Speaker 5>mental illness.

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<v Speaker 3>Mental health was a term that wasn't thrown around a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>That jury deliberated for like an hour and 10 minutes

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<v Speaker 1>and said, yeah, whatever. And she's still in prison as

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<v Speaker 1>a murderer. This jury obviously didn't do that because they

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<v Speaker 1>deliberated for a while yesterday, and they're still at it today.

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<v Speaker 1>Completely different case with different evidence, and I didn't watch it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember Susan Smith's defense. They were trying to

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<v Speaker 1>argue that she was crazy. It wasn't the too-tough-to-be-a-mom postpartum psychosis,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was the she wasn't capable of....

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<v Speaker 5>Those are two very different things, by the way. It's

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<v Speaker 5>too tough to be a mom in postpartum psychosis.

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<v Speaker 7>Sure.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 6>Anyway.

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<v Speaker 3>All right. Well, we'll let the jury decide. That's the

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I was thinking about yesterday when I was

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<v Speaker 1>out fixing a broken pipe out in the orchard. that

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<v Speaker 1>was leaking everywhere in the hot sun and everything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, I get great enjoyment out of doing

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<v Speaker 1>go to a website and log in and try to

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<v Speaker 1>as assistants recently to do, because they just love that challenge.

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<v Speaker 1>To me, it is hell on earth where other people

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<v Speaker 1>wouldn't want to be out in the hot sun, knee

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<v Speaker 1>deep in the water, fixing a PVC pipe. So I

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<v Speaker 1>guess it's just the way you built.

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<v Speaker 6>Sure yeah oh they oh love to that stack of

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<v Speaker 6>paperwork i just love to tear into that and get

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<v Speaker 6>that done i can't imagine that anymore than i can

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<v Speaker 6>imagine i don't know.

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<v Speaker 5>I look at people like that like they're a tribe

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<v Speaker 5>in africa with plates in their lips i just don't get.

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<v Speaker 1>It right thank god you exist joe apparently knows more

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<v Speaker 1>about this than i do because i uh I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about it, really. I've heard of cloud seeding.

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<v Speaker 1>I knew it was an idea back in the day.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know it was happening that much. It's really working,

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<v Speaker 1>according to the free press. and a lot of tech

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<v Speaker 1>people are controlling the weather. Do you remember when Bill

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<v Speaker 1>Gates got a lot of attention for saying something or

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<v Speaker 1>other about controlling the weather and how important it ought

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<v Speaker 1>to be? And I know people who think Bill Gates

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<v Speaker 1>is controlling the weather today. The founder of Rainmaker, big company...

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<v Speaker 1>that's doing a lot of this out there right now

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<v Speaker 1>and has been for quite a while. Uh, The guy

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<v Speaker 1>that founded it was a Thiel fellow, Peter Thiel, who

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<v Speaker 1>is controversial in the world that follows that sort of stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a PayPal guy, kind of wacky in all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of different directions. So that adds to the point of

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<v Speaker 1>the free press is this has got all the makings

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<v Speaker 1>of great conspiracy stuff. You got a Peter Thiel guy.

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<v Speaker 1>You got cloud seeding. You got the strongest El Nino

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<v Speaker 1>in living memory seems to be developing right now and

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<v Speaker 1>is going to be in the news for weeks now.

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<v Speaker 1>And you got everything you need for a great conspiracy thing.

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<v Speaker 1>And then your point that there's no getting around this,

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<v Speaker 1>is there? If you seed the clouds, the clouds rained

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<v Speaker 1>where they weren't going to rain. And so they don't

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<v Speaker 1>have the rain in them to rain over there. There's

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<v Speaker 1>just no getting around that math, is there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, even a child can understand this. But I didn't

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<v Speaker 5>until somebody pointed it out, especially in places that are

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<v Speaker 5>desperate for rain. Well, let's start here. Wars are fought

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<v Speaker 5>over resources all the time, all the time, since the

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<v Speaker 5>dawn of man. Various, you know, the wars are quasi-wars

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<v Speaker 5>or economic wars. Water is one of the most precious

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<v Speaker 5>resources on the planet, depending on where you are. And

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<v Speaker 5>in parts of Africa, for instance, where the rain cloud

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<v Speaker 5>forms over here, it floats over this country, then rains

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<v Speaker 5>on that country, that country can feed its people.

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<v Speaker 3>The first country that the clouds floated over, they can't.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, so country A decides, yeah, let's see the clouds

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<v Speaker 5>and take the rain, and they take the rain. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>it used to be you got to wait until rain

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<v Speaker 5>falls before you can be snatching water, but now.

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<v Speaker 3>We can do it from the sky.

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<v Speaker 5>So it's just, you know, depending on your point of view,

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<v Speaker 5>either resource theft, wait a minute, you're draining the river

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<v Speaker 5>before it gets to me, or it's just, you know, hey,

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<v Speaker 5>tough luck.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't it just like tapping into your oil field on

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<v Speaker 1>the other side of the boundary? I drink your milkshake.

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<v Speaker 1>It's that, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's exactly what it is. And people tend to

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<v Speaker 3>get pissed.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, that'll become an issue. There's going to have to

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<v Speaker 1>be some sort of laws.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I don't know enough about weather patterns to know

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<v Speaker 5>whether this is going to apply to the U.S.

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<v Speaker 3>At all.

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<v Speaker 5>And again, this is a big news story right now.

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<v Speaker 5>It's floating below most radars. But the whole Colorado River story.

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<v Speaker 5>And the way the western United States gets its water,

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<v Speaker 5>including Southern California.

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<v Speaker 3>Arizona, etc.

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<v Speaker 5>it's going to be an enormous story in the next

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<v Speaker 5>few years. Unless we have torrential rains fall in the

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<v Speaker 5>western United States for like the next decade. And then

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<v Speaker 5>this stuff is going to get real, as the kids

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<v Speaker 5>used to say a while back.

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<v Speaker 1>Got some updates on a couple of the political races

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<v Speaker 1>out there that are not good news if you're a

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<v Speaker 1>Republican and wanting to hold on to the House or

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<v Speaker 1>the Senate.

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<v Speaker 5>And one of the best spankings of the media I've

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<v Speaker 5>come across in a long time.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't wait. I'm going to get warmed up and

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<v Speaker 3>just give it to them.

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<v Speaker 8>Good.

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<v Speaker 1>Awesome. All on the way.

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<v Speaker 3>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>Where'd you get this from, Michael? Where'd this come from?

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<v Speaker 3>One of our prep sites. I thought it was pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, so Jerry Seinfeld explaining how getting fired works. helped

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<v Speaker 1>his career. I am always talking to my kids about

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<v Speaker 1>various things with failure and moving forward and lessons. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>kind of interested in this.

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead.

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<v Speaker 8>Yes, there was one huge failure at the beginning. I

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<v Speaker 8>was cast to be a comic relief character on Benson

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<v Speaker 8>in 1980 when I had just moved out to L.A.

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<v Speaker 3>At the age of 26.

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<v Speaker 8>And I did three episodes and I showed up for

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<v Speaker 8>the fourth in And I sat down at the table

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<v Speaker 8>and I go, how come there's no script for me?

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<v Speaker 3>And they go, you've been fired. Why are you here?

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<v Speaker 8>And the agent didn't call me to tell me I

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<v Speaker 8>was fired. I was already a very dedicated stand-up comedian,

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<v Speaker 8>but that locked the safe. I went, okay, from now on,

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<v Speaker 8>nobody else's material. Because I'm doing their crappy material and dying.

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<v Speaker 8>So that was a failure that was a great propeller

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<v Speaker 8>for me.

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<v Speaker 1>Joe and I can relate to that.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Was it Jerry who gave us that great piece of

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<v Speaker 5>wisdom about fail on your terms, don't fail on somebody

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<v Speaker 5>else's terms?

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<v Speaker 3>Probably was.

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<v Speaker 1>Sounds like it from Matt. Because we had that experience

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<v Speaker 1>a couple places in radio with bosses telling us exactly

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<v Speaker 1>what kind of show to be and what sort of

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<v Speaker 1>things to say. And it was mediocre at best. And

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<v Speaker 1>then finally, at some point, we decided, man, the last

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<v Speaker 1>thing you want to do if you get into any

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<v Speaker 1>sort of entertainment business, is get driven out of it

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<v Speaker 1>and then wonder, I wonder what would have happened if

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<v Speaker 1>I had tried to do it the way I think

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<v Speaker 1>it ought to happen.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I wonder if I'd played my songs, if that

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<v Speaker 5>would have gone better. Oh, no, that'll haunt you till

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<v Speaker 5>your dying day. If you do it your way and fail,

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<v Speaker 5>you think, yeah, it's funny, I thought that'd work.

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<v Speaker 6>But you tried.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't get controlled by somebody else and then be

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<v Speaker 5>swept away, having never given it a real attempt.

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<v Speaker 1>Man, and our bosses.

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<v Speaker 3>That would be terrible.

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<v Speaker 1>Katie, when we came over to start doing talk radio,

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<v Speaker 1>because we did music before, our bosses hated the way

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<v Speaker 1>we did our show. I mean, hated it. Part of

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<v Speaker 1>it was we were being followed by Dr. Laura, who

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<v Speaker 1>had pretty good ratings. Oh, yeah. And the market manager said, Dr.

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's audience is here. You're here. And that's the problem.

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<v Speaker 1>You're over here. That's when he took away our office

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<v Speaker 1>and we had moved our office to where the vending

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<v Speaker 1>machines were. We had to sit in the room with

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<v Speaker 1>the vending machines for our office with folding chairs. You

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<v Speaker 1>guys showed them. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think it was air conditioned either, was it?

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<v Speaker 5>It was always hot, probably from the vending machines.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we couldn't fit in there, so we had to

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<v Speaker 1>open the door to the outside to be able to

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<v Speaker 1>fit in this tiny little room where the vending machines were. And,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, you're trying to work. And constantly people are

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<v Speaker 1>coming to get a candy bar and saying, hey, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you doing? This is our office now.

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<v Speaker 5>What's going on? Or because we had to open up

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<v Speaker 5>the door to outside people, it's like an office park.

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<v Speaker 5>And people would wander by and.

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<v Speaker 3>Look at us. Hey, how are you?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, the ultimate point being we had decided to try

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<v Speaker 1>to do what we thought was the best way to

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<v Speaker 1>do it. And thank God it's worked out.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's gone from mediocre at best to consistently mediocre.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly.

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<v Speaker 3>There you go. Lesson learned. Fantastic.

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<v Speaker 1>There's some bad news out there if Republicans want to

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<v Speaker 1>hang on to the Senate. I figure the House is

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<v Speaker 1>a done deal, gone. But maybe even the Senate. New

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<v Speaker 1>polling out of Texas. It shows that Tallarico guy in

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<v Speaker 1>the lead. Or at least it's toss-up, according to most

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<v Speaker 1>of your really well-respected polling outfits now.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, boy, polls are tougher and tougher to take seriously.

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<v Speaker 5>But you're better off taking it seriously than saying, no,

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<v Speaker 5>it'll be fine.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm losing. I can take it as seriously as I want.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no effect on Texas politics. But they haven't

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<v Speaker 1>elected a statewide Democrat since the 90s.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right.

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<v Speaker 5>Plus a fascinating book that's just coming out that I

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<v Speaker 5>can't wait to read, written by one of the bravest

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<v Speaker 5>people I've ever heard of in my life. When ISIS

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<v Speaker 5>moved into Mosul and a lot of people fled, he

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<v Speaker 5>stayed to document what would happen.

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<v Speaker 3>Whoa. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>That sounds fascinating.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, golly gee, it is.

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<v Speaker 5>Plus a well-deserved spanking for the media from one of

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<v Speaker 5>my favorite writers.

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<v Speaker 3>All sorts of good stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a lot of good stuff. I'll stay tuned. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>consistently mediocre. We'll bring it to you. That's what we do, information.

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<v Speaker 1>If you missed the segment, get the podcast, Armstrong and Getty,

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<v Speaker 1>on demand. You can listen to whatever you want. If

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<v Speaker 1>you subscribe, they'll get fed to you whenever you want.

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<v Speaker 1>We do 20 hours of this every single week, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard this story all day long yesterday. about Trump

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<v Speaker 1>wanting to change Lake Ontario to Lake America. But I

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<v Speaker 1>hadn't seen the actual presentation of it till just now

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<v Speaker 1>on video when he's standing there. He's sitting there in

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<v Speaker 1>the Oval Office. The president of the United States is

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<v Speaker 1>sitting at his desk in the Oval Office with some

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<v Speaker 1>of his biggest advisors around him, a big map, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>where they changed the name from Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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<v Speaker 1>And then this guy explaining what is happening.

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<v Speaker 7>We're going to be changing the name of Lake Ontario,

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<v Speaker 7>effective immediately to Lake America. That's going to take place

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<v Speaker 7>right now as I sign the Order, do you have

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<v Speaker 7>anything to say about it, Ben?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 9>So this is a straightforward but important executive order.

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<v Speaker 10>It directs Secretary Burgum and the Department of the Interior

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<v Speaker 10>to update the Geographic Names Information Service to reflect that

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<v Speaker 10>the lake once known as Lake Ontario will from this

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<v Speaker 10>day forward be.

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<v Speaker 5>Known as Lake America.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's, I don't know that guy, but he's standing

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<v Speaker 1>there next to Stephen Miller, who's got a very, you know, expressionless,

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<v Speaker 1>serious face. All of these people acting like this isn't crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>All of these people standing there acting like it's not

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<v Speaker 1>insane that this is happening. I don't even know what

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<v Speaker 1>to do with this information.

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<v Speaker 3>Shouldn't it be Lake New York?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we're going to quibble over if we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>change it. All driven by the fact that the Ford

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<v Speaker 1>dude up in Canada said, kiss my ass. So that's

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<v Speaker 1>where that's coming from. I mean, and everybody acting like

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<v Speaker 1>this is just ridiculous. That this is what's going on.

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<v Speaker 3>I just.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God. The absurdity of it all.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, no kidding. Hey, Michael, go ahead and play 83.

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<v Speaker 9>And finally, sir, in this executive order, we're also changing

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<v Speaker 9>the name of the Canada geese as per your request.

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<v Speaker 9>They will now be known throughout the world as Donald Ducks,

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<v Speaker 9>which is a more suiting name, given that they now

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<v Speaker 9>live in Lake America and not Canada with the rest

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<v Speaker 9>of those losers. Donald Ducks are now an American species,

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<v Speaker 9>and they're already happily migrating to our shores.

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<v Speaker 3>As we speak.

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<v Speaker 1>Now, that's a comedian?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so that's not real.

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<v Speaker 3>It sounded exactly like the other dude.

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<v Speaker 1>The problem is it's just one tick off what actually

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<v Speaker 1>happened in the Oval Office yesterday. It's only this much different.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, right. It's ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 1>We're at war. Among other things going on.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's something.

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<v Speaker 1>And the same day, that's the same day that he

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<v Speaker 1>puts out that post about him being the greatest president

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<v Speaker 1>of all time and on the pyramid above Washington, Lincoln,

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<v Speaker 1>and Reagan. It's just, I don't even know what to.

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<v Speaker 3>Think of this. It's not going anywhere good.

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<v Speaker 1>It's trolling, right? It's trolling.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. Yeah. But it does damage.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know how it's landing. With most people.

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<v Speaker 5>Not well, I don't think. I read an article the

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<v Speaker 5>other day. It wasn't particularly good, entertaining, or enlightening, but

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<v Speaker 5>it was making the point that comedians are so bored

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<v Speaker 5>with mocking Trump. It's kind of gone away because there's just,

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<v Speaker 5>what are you going to say at this point?

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<v Speaker 3>I know how they feel.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm tired of analyzing stuff like this and talking about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Completely exhausted.

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<v Speaker 5>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Do whatever you want. I hope the country endures and

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<v Speaker 3>the world and the rest of it. Glad it's Friday.

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<v Speaker 3>If it was a six-day week, tomorrow's show would be something.

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<v Speaker 3>Trust me.

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<v Speaker 5>So on a totally different topic, I'm going to do

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<v Speaker 5>a little bingo, bango, bongo, a handful of stories. I

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<v Speaker 5>remember vaguely reading years ago, I think it was in

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<v Speaker 5>the Wall Street Journal article, a piece by Bernard-Henri Lévy,

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<v Speaker 5>who was writing about a mysterious Iraqi blogger who wrote

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<v Speaker 5>under the name of Mosul Eye. He had just published

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<v Speaker 5>some astonishing photographs taken of the ruins of Mosul just

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<v Speaker 5>after it was liberated from ISIS. And he goes off

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<v Speaker 5>on a tangent, some of the stuff that he showed

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<v Speaker 5>having to do with ancient Jewish... synagogues that were in

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<v Speaker 5>Mosul before the Muslims ran all the Jews out, which

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<v Speaker 5>is what they tend to do. But anyway, and then

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<v Speaker 5>he goes into filming a documentary in 2016 when the

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<v Speaker 5>battle to liberate Mosul began, and he was making a

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<v Speaker 5>movie then, and it was Mosul Eye who guided us

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<v Speaker 5>on the ground.

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<v Speaker 3>Everything was there. Troop movements, position.

0:23:16.359 --> 0:23:19.370
<v Speaker 5>This guy knew the city like crazy and kept them

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<v Speaker 5>alive and made it possible to do their, their film. Anyway, uh,

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<v Speaker 5>the man behind Mosul, I has now published a book

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<v Speaker 5>in the U S entitled Mosul. I, and we discover

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<v Speaker 5>the incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>Story of the man who hid behind that name. His

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<v Speaker 3>name is Omar Muhammad.

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<v Speaker 5>He now, uh, leads a, uh, think tank initiative at

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<v Speaker 5>George Washington university.

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<v Speaker 3>But, um, Before his new life, he was a historian.

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<v Speaker 5>He was 29 years old when ISIS entered the city,

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<v Speaker 5>and he could have fled, but he decided to stay.

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<v Speaker 5>And for months, he led a double life. He blended

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<v Speaker 5>into the crowd. He grew his beard. He attended the

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<v Speaker 5>mosques where the killers preached.

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<v Speaker 3>He listened. He questioned. He checked rumors.

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<v Speaker 5>But he developed an extraordinarily ingenious system for getting his

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<v Speaker 5>information out. He would constantly switch how he did it

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<v Speaker 5>by what means and circumstances. Often his notes were just

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<v Speaker 5>handwritten or typewritten. He avoided computers for certain things.

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<v Speaker 1>And he had to live in constant terror that he

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<v Speaker 1>was going to be found out and killed in the

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<v Speaker 1>most horrific way.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, he changed his voice. He switched from Arabic to English.

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<v Speaker 5>He made people believe he was in Mosul when he

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<v Speaker 5>had already left for Turkey at one point. But he

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<v Speaker 5>managed to breach the walls of the city electronically and

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<v Speaker 5>turn his invisible eye into the world's gaze on the

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<v Speaker 5>martyred city.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, this is the really critical part.

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<v Speaker 5>The resulting book is a unique document, both about the

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<v Speaker 5>years of terror in Mosul and about what everyday life

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<v Speaker 5>can become under an Islamofascist regime.

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<v Speaker 3>It's all there.

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<v Speaker 5>The public executions he forced himself to attend so that

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<v Speaker 5>he could hear the names of the condemned and the

0:24:52.280 --> 0:24:55.500
<v Speaker 5>crimes of which they were accused. The beheadings, the stonings,

0:24:55.800 --> 0:24:59.480
<v Speaker 5>the men thrown from the top of buildings. for being

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<v Speaker 5>gay or running afoul of whatever thing. The Christians driven

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<v Speaker 5>from their city, their homes looted, their churches destroyed. The

0:25:07.470 --> 0:25:12.350
<v Speaker 5>Yazidis reduced to slavery. This one is probably too brutal

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<v Speaker 5>to read on the air. About young girls raped so savagely,

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<v Speaker 5>I'll let you guess the rest.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't need to hear more than that.

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<v Speaker 5>And finally, uh, his brother was, was killed in the fighting. Um,

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<v Speaker 5>But it is a grim and clear-eyed account of what

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<v Speaker 5>that movement is all about by a guy whose courage

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<v Speaker 5>and cleverness is just, oh, my God, mountainous.

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<v Speaker 3>I can't even imagine having the stones to do that. Wow. Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally different topic.

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<v Speaker 1>I'd say.

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<v Speaker 3>That's too grim.

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<v Speaker 5>The FAA found LaGuardia air traffic controllers had left work

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<v Speaker 5>early before that deadly collision between the plane and the

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<v Speaker 5>fire truck. A semi-regular.

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<v Speaker 3>They called it early push.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that until yesterday.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they were clocked in until, you know, 10, but

0:26:04.380 --> 0:26:07.070
<v Speaker 5>they'd leave at 9. They got a dinner reservation.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's not a busy day, they let them leave early.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, except that on that day, it was an extremely

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<v Speaker 5>busy evening.

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<v Speaker 1>Isn't that kind of consistent? I would think.

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<v Speaker 8>I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>The flights I take, they're the same ones, same days,

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<v Speaker 1>same times, all the time. It's not like there's busy days.

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<v Speaker 1>Of course, the airport's busier sometimes than others, obviously. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know. I don't know what that is.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's called an early shove. I'm sorry. Let's see.

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<v Speaker 3>Where is the account of what was happening that night?

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<v Speaker 1>When the airport's really busy, like during holidays, are there

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<v Speaker 1>more flights going on or is it just they're more full?

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<v Speaker 1>Because usually I think, just like some of the routes

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<v Speaker 1>that I take, it seems like the flights are always

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<v Speaker 1>the same. Like if I want to go to Denver,

0:26:53.750 --> 0:26:56.830
<v Speaker 1>they have the same number of flights all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>I think the answer is both, more flights and more full.

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<v Speaker 5>So anyway, they say it's not a huge problem among air.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a small percentage who do this, but they're going

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<v Speaker 5>to see if they can root it out and make

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<v Speaker 5>sure it doesn't happen again, which sounds like a hell

0:27:12.300 --> 0:27:12.820
<v Speaker 5>of a good idea.

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<v Speaker 1>But like speaking of algorithms, I feel like the evening newscasts,

0:27:17.040 --> 0:27:20.560
<v Speaker 1>which most of you probably don't watch. It's like my

0:27:20.580 --> 0:27:24.480
<v Speaker 1>YouTube algorithm, except they decided for me that I like

0:27:24.619 --> 0:27:26.840
<v Speaker 1>anything that happens with a plane anywhere in the world.

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<v Speaker 1>And that's, you know, one of their lead stories every

0:27:28.680 --> 0:27:31.780
<v Speaker 1>single night. I don't, and I don't think most people do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 5>If some cargo plane has flames coming from the tires

0:27:38.310 --> 0:27:42.150
<v Speaker 5>for five seconds, it'll lead the evening news. You know,

0:27:42.530 --> 0:27:44.909
<v Speaker 5>if it bleeds, it leads. If there's fire, it goes higher.

0:27:45.380 --> 0:27:49.580
<v Speaker 5>We heard that 30 years ago. Let's see, one more topic. Well,

0:27:50.040 --> 0:27:52.139
<v Speaker 5>we'd have to rush through it a little bit, but

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<v Speaker 5>I liked it. If you are a taker in of

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<v Speaker 5>news media, and evidently you are, You're familiar with the

0:28:02.090 --> 0:28:05.970
<v Speaker 5>constant stories about courts have ruled Trump cannot or they

0:28:06.060 --> 0:28:08.840
<v Speaker 5>put a restraining order or a temporary blah, blah, blah,

0:28:09.100 --> 0:28:12.060
<v Speaker 5>and how that it leads, especially the lefty news every

0:28:12.080 --> 0:28:15.440
<v Speaker 5>single day. Kim Strassel with a great piece about the

0:28:15.500 --> 0:28:22.580
<v Speaker 5>media's lawfare enabling. And she starts with the Supreme Court

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<v Speaker 5>last week allowing Donald Trump's ballroom construction to proceed, which

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<v Speaker 5>elicited shock from.

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<v Speaker 3>The press corps.

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<v Speaker 5>The court on Monday allowed the president's mail-in voting order

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<v Speaker 5>to continue, eliciting the same shock. This follows the shock

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<v Speaker 5>after Trump administration wins on immigration enforcement, personnel firings, DEI,

0:28:40.210 --> 0:28:43.880
<v Speaker 5>transgender orders, and dozens of other issues. How long is

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<v Speaker 5>the public meant to treat the press's pearl-clutching as genuine,

0:28:47.660 --> 0:28:49.980
<v Speaker 5>rather than part of a campaign to undermine the administration

0:28:50.000 --> 0:28:54.370
<v Speaker 5>and the credibility of the high court? And she says

0:28:54.410 --> 0:28:57.490
<v Speaker 5>the state of legal reporting has reached peak national embarrassment,

0:28:57.590 --> 0:29:00.290
<v Speaker 5>a master class in fiction that rivals the reporting about

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<v Speaker 5>Russian collusion and Joe Biden's undiminished capacity.

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<v Speaker 1>It's always been bad. I think in the past it

0:29:07.580 --> 0:29:10.480
<v Speaker 1>was bad out of like ignorance and laziness. And now

0:29:10.540 --> 0:29:15.260
<v Speaker 1>it's that plus trying to discredit the Trump court, what

0:29:15.300 --> 0:29:16.120
<v Speaker 1>they call the Trump court.

0:29:16.780 --> 0:29:20.780
<v Speaker 5>So here's the nut of the piece. The swings and

0:29:20.800 --> 0:29:23.480
<v Speaker 5>misses are, oh, the formula is now so routine that

0:29:23.540 --> 0:29:24.300
<v Speaker 5>nobody pushes back.

0:29:24.480 --> 0:29:25.020
<v Speaker 3>It works like this.

0:29:25.360 --> 0:29:29.040
<v Speaker 5>The administration takes an action that offends liberal sensibilities. Interest

0:29:29.080 --> 0:29:32.630
<v Speaker 5>groups rush to litigate, sometimes with prepackaged lawsuits. The press

0:29:32.670 --> 0:29:36.130
<v Speaker 5>quotes liberal law professors and the litigators themselves as to

0:29:36.150 --> 0:29:39.230
<v Speaker 5>why the suits are worthy. A liberal judge issues an injunction,

0:29:39.250 --> 0:29:41.400
<v Speaker 5>which is treated indiscriminately. as further proof of a lawsuit's

0:29:41.440 --> 0:29:45.660
<v Speaker 5>merit the stories omit any critical analysis of standing jurisdiction

0:29:45.780 --> 0:29:48.680
<v Speaker 5>merits or precedent when a higher court corrects the legal

0:29:48.760 --> 0:29:51.810
<v Speaker 5>overreach the media rather than acknowledging it got it wrong

0:29:51.880 --> 0:29:54.750
<v Speaker 5>insists the judges are in the tank for mr trump

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<v Speaker 5>right And then she goes into the building the ballroom

0:30:00.060 --> 0:30:01.700
<v Speaker 5>project is a great example.

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<v Speaker 1>If y'all are into the building the ballroom or the

0:30:06.690 --> 0:30:10.310
<v Speaker 1>reflecting pool or what's one of them yesterday that I

0:30:10.350 --> 0:30:12.350
<v Speaker 1>was thinking about we're not into that we don't follow up,

0:30:12.410 --> 0:30:15.990
<v Speaker 1>similar sort of thing. Just, yeah, good for you. But

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<v Speaker 1>I just.

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<v Speaker 5>The Kennedy Center renaming.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>Renaming the Kennedy Center.

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<v Speaker 7>Whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>Whatever. It might be horrible. I don't know. You only

0:30:27.120 --> 0:30:28.540
<v Speaker 1>get so many days on Earth. I'm not going to

0:30:28.560 --> 0:30:31.210
<v Speaker 1>spend any of them on that. Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>How many gallons of ink have been spilled on that

0:30:33.770 --> 0:30:37.270
<v Speaker 5>as opposed to the national debt or whatever? All right, well,

0:30:37.310 --> 0:30:39.130
<v Speaker 5>here's a good expenditure of your money.

0:30:39.450 --> 0:30:40.390
<v Speaker 3>Not the government's, but yours.

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<v Speaker 5>SimplySafe Home Security, and it's not much money, and there

0:30:43.460 --> 0:30:47.280
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<v Speaker 5>Smart AI-powered cameras outdoors detect suspicious activity at the perimeter

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0:30:54.900 --> 0:30:57.820
<v Speaker 5>agents to step in. Then the agents assess the threat,

0:30:57.980 --> 0:31:00.190
<v Speaker 5>intervene through the outdoor camera. They can yell at the

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<v Speaker 5>creeps to scare them off, and they call 911 for.

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<v Speaker 3>Dispatch if it's needed.

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<v Speaker 5>And my favorite part of this is they call 911

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<v Speaker 5>and tell them exactly what's going on. It's not, Some

0:31:09.050 --> 0:31:11.910
<v Speaker 5>alarm went off at 123 Oak Street across town.

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<v Speaker 1>I do want to talk a little more about why

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<v Speaker 1>the CIA director Radcliffe went and landed in Moscow briefly

0:31:52.260 --> 0:31:54.740
<v Speaker 1>the other day. There's a fair amount of reporting out

0:31:54.780 --> 0:31:56.060
<v Speaker 1>of that from the Wall Street Journal and the New

0:31:56.080 --> 0:31:57.640
<v Speaker 1>York Times. It's pretty dang interesting.

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<v Speaker 3>It's serious stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>It is definitely some heavyweight stuff going on right there.

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<v Speaker 1>So we can get into some of the details of that,

0:32:05.740 --> 0:32:06.700
<v Speaker 1>among other things, on the way.

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<v Speaker 5>Stay here.

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<v Speaker 3>Armstrong and Getty.

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<v Speaker 11>Girl Scouts can now earn badges by learning about the

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<v Speaker 11>pillars of Islam and visiting mosques. Well, the downside is

0:32:21.410 --> 0:32:23.470
<v Speaker 11>they can now be stoned to death for failing to

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<v Speaker 11>sell enough thin mints.

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<v Speaker 3>Dark, yet apropos. So a glimpse behind the scenes.

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<v Speaker 5>I think I had a bit of an old guy moment,

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<v Speaker 5>but I'm not alone. we played the clip of President

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<v Speaker 5>Trump ordering the renaming of Lake Ontario to Lake America.

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<v Speaker 5>And I want you to focus on the second voice

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<v Speaker 5>in this clip. 84 first, Michael, 84. We're going to.

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<v Speaker 7>Be changing the name of Lake Ontario, effective immediately to

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<v Speaker 7>Lake America. That's going to take place right now as

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<v Speaker 7>I sign the Order, do you have anything to say

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<v Speaker 7>about it, Ben?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, sir.

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<v Speaker 9>So this is a straightforward but important executive order.

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<v Speaker 10>It directs Secretary Bergen and the Department of the Interior

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<v Speaker 10>to update the Geographic Names Information Service to reflect that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that's plenty, Michael.

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<v Speaker 5>Now play Champagne Joshy, comedian influencer, with his comedy bit.

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<v Speaker 9>And finally, sir, in this executive order, we're also changing

0:33:25.300 --> 0:33:27.400
<v Speaker 9>the name of the Canada geese as per your request.

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<v Speaker 9>They will now be known throughout the world as Donald ducks,

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<v Speaker 9>which is a more suiting name given that they now

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<v Speaker 9>live in Lake America.

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<v Speaker 5>So as an audio guy, I says to myself, I says,

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<v Speaker 5>wait a minute. Not only is that the best imitation

0:33:42.750 --> 0:33:47.100
<v Speaker 5>of that guy conceivable on earth, but But it's the

0:33:47.140 --> 0:33:51.480
<v Speaker 5>same sort of microphone at the same distance, etc. What

0:33:51.520 --> 0:33:53.810
<v Speaker 5>is going on there? And here's the old guy part.

0:33:54.290 --> 0:33:57.170
<v Speaker 5>Katie says, yeah, I'm pretty sure he took the guy's

0:33:57.210 --> 0:33:58.970
<v Speaker 5>voice and his visage and used AI.

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<v Speaker 3>To create that comedy bit. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>Didn't occur to me.

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<v Speaker 3>That hadn't even dawned on me. Right.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>A couple of old guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 3>That's scary.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it is. How many people.

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<v Speaker 3>Where was the dividing line, folks?

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<v Speaker 5>What word was the last sincere one and what was

0:34:21.850 --> 0:34:25.400
<v Speaker 5>the first parody one? And or, you know, not to

0:34:25.540 --> 0:34:29.520
<v Speaker 5>chuck parodies for the sake of a good chuckle, but

0:34:29.980 --> 0:34:32.160
<v Speaker 5>to assassinate somebody's character or start a war or what

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<v Speaker 5>have you.

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<v Speaker 1>How many people will hear that and think that is real? Lots. Millions.

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<v Speaker 5>It's so absurd, maybe not, but again, if it were

0:34:40.030 --> 0:34:42.270
<v Speaker 5>a more serious topic and more subtly done, it would

0:34:42.310 --> 0:34:43.860
<v Speaker 5>be indistinguishable from the truth.

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<v Speaker 1>It's hard to get a lot more absurd than renaming

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<v Speaker 1>Lake Ontario because you're mad at Canada. I mean, the

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<v Speaker 1>Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America... Donald Ducks, they're.

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<v Speaker 5>Not ducks, they're geese! Okay, I'm sorry, I can't let

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<v Speaker 5>that go.

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<v Speaker 1>You can't change their species or genus or whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Right, that's my point.

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<v Speaker 1>The Gulf of Mexico to Gulf of America... ridiculous to

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<v Speaker 1>make that an issue, but at least you can understand it.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, you know, but Lake Ontario, what? It's not

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<v Speaker 1>a Canadian thing. It's an Indian thing long before Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>What are we even doing here?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know.

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<v Speaker 5>But anyway, focusing again on the post-truth world we live in,

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<v Speaker 5>God help us.

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<v Speaker 1>So we got this text, and you all voted for

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<v Speaker 1>this loser and all of his nonsense. I was thinking

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<v Speaker 1>about this yesterday, actually, listening to one of my favorite

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<v Speaker 1>podcasts who hates Trump so much. I still, I check

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<v Speaker 1>myself every once in a while. Would we have been

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<v Speaker 1>better off? I mean, you got two choices. It's just

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<v Speaker 1>a fact on election day. You had two choices. And

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<v Speaker 1>would we be better off with Kamala Harris than Donald Trump?

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<v Speaker 1>In my mind, not a chance. As we would have

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<v Speaker 1>marched further down the road of Wolfocalypse and all kinds

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<v Speaker 1>of crazy crap around climate change and trans and and

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<v Speaker 1>just all kinds of different stuff. And then her judgment

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<v Speaker 1>on foreign policy and everything like that. So to me,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not even close.

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<v Speaker 5>So if I might wax metaphoric, well, I find Trump

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<v Speaker 5>obnoxious and he is good.

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<v Speaker 3>I pray every day he doesn't leave the country into disaster.

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<v Speaker 3>I agree.

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<v Speaker 5>I had the choice between setting myself on fire and

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<v Speaker 5>hurling myself off a cliff or taking my.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids to Disneyland.

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<v Speaker 5>If I'm stuck in a two-hour line and you say,

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<v Speaker 5>it was your decision to come to.

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<v Speaker 3>Disneyland, stupid. Yeah, no. No, you haven't made the point

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<v Speaker 3>I think you think you made.

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<v Speaker 1>The alternative was horrifying.

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<v Speaker 5>Ay caramba, we need a third party or several or something.

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<v Speaker 7>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>It's crazy where we are, though, man.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, boy.

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<v Speaker 1>One of the most unique human beings, if not the

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<v Speaker 1>most unique being that has ever lived on Earth, is

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<v Speaker 1>Donald Trump.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep.

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<v Speaker 1>He's in the top couple. If you missed a segment

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<v Speaker 1>of this show, get the podcast Armstrong and Getty on demand.

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<v Speaker 5>Armstrong and Getty.