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Speaker 1: This weekend? They were drinking champagne. There was Dad's with

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Speaker 1: someone maybe he's crazy. Maybe we didn't play, Maybe we

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Speaker 1: Is it Antonio Brown? No, dude, it's a figure skater overseas? Yes,

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Speaker 1: And there are more hotties that go play the craps

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Speaker 1: listen to me, then, Uh, I'm not. I think it

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00:21:07,720 --> 00:21:09,440
Speaker 1: was a thousand they bet on Michigan did not score

421
00:21:09,440 --> 00:21:11,040
Speaker 1: a point and they would have won a million, But

422
00:21:11,080 --> 00:21:13,359
Speaker 1: then Michigan scored fourteen. But I don't know if somebody

423
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:15,640
Speaker 1: actually did bet that. I don't know anything about that,

424
00:21:15,960 --> 00:21:18,080
Speaker 1: but some guy randomly said at the house party. Sorry,

425
00:21:18,080 --> 00:21:20,119
Speaker 1: I don't know if it's actual. Do you want to

426
00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:22,960
Speaker 1: hear the intensity that I had going into last night's game?

427
00:21:23,600 --> 00:21:25,320
Speaker 1: Are you ready for? You gotta tell us what you

428
00:21:25,320 --> 00:21:27,200
Speaker 1: gotta paint a picture where you had a sports book.

429
00:21:27,200 --> 00:21:29,639
Speaker 1: You're watching it puck in your hotel room. He just

430
00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:31,600
Speaker 1: pulled out some of his pocket. Why didn't you it's

431
00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:33,560
Speaker 1: not green? Yeah, why didn't you cash that in while

432
00:21:33,600 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 1: you were There's a bunch of white papers. Yeah. Those

433
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,840
Speaker 1: papers are worthless in Nashville, are they? Because you can

434
00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:41,440
Speaker 1: mail him in? But that's not what you have. I'll

435
00:21:41,480 --> 00:21:45,800
Speaker 1: have my money in two months. Okay, if this is trash,

436
00:21:45,920 --> 00:21:50,920
Speaker 1: just go ahead here, let's hear it. Those ARIA receipts

437
00:21:50,920 --> 00:21:52,480
Speaker 1: are a lot better than a Tacol bell when you

438
00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:56,560
Speaker 1: go through the drag. Better material. Go ahead and pull

439
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:59,600
Speaker 1: at the NFL scores from yester. You got it? Okay, okay?

440
00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:03,240
Speaker 1: Coach telling yesterday morning, I'm at the Aria in Las Vegas,

441
00:22:03,720 --> 00:22:06,960
Speaker 1: a little hungover. Yes, at dry heart, and I go

442
00:22:07,080 --> 00:22:09,600
Speaker 1: down to the sports book. The line is really long,

443
00:22:09,720 --> 00:22:11,640
Speaker 1: is it? Is it open? Or you're going right? Close

444
00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:14,240
Speaker 1: to the games, then yeah it's open. You're not gonna

445
00:22:14,280 --> 00:22:16,360
Speaker 1: go down there before it's open, right, I need a bet.

446
00:22:16,480 --> 00:22:18,159
Speaker 1: No know, what I'm saying is that sucks when you

447
00:22:18,240 --> 00:22:20,440
Speaker 1: get up close to the game time the line is out.

448
00:22:20,520 --> 00:22:22,159
Speaker 1: I mean it is so long at a time it right.

449
00:22:22,200 --> 00:22:24,200
Speaker 1: South Beach taught me this, if you go twenty minutes

450
00:22:24,200 --> 00:22:25,720
Speaker 1: before a game, you might not get a bet in.

451
00:22:25,840 --> 00:22:29,239
Speaker 1: So I got and I made some I made some

452
00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:32,159
Speaker 1: little bets, some little three game parlays. You know, I

453
00:22:32,200 --> 00:22:35,439
Speaker 1: did some betting. Yeah, I did some parlay's feeling good

454
00:22:35,480 --> 00:22:39,280
Speaker 1: about myself. And then when I'm done. Then when I'm done,

455
00:22:39,680 --> 00:22:41,280
Speaker 1: I get you know, I get out of line, I

456
00:22:41,280 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 1: get done, get my tickets, and I go what you do?

457
00:22:47,080 --> 00:22:49,680
Speaker 1: I stand over at the counter and I'm like, huh,

458
00:22:49,720 --> 00:22:53,080
Speaker 1: there's an advantaged teaser sheet. Let me go ahead and

459
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:55,520
Speaker 1: look at that thing, Coach. I wouldn't even know what

460
00:22:55,560 --> 00:22:57,639
Speaker 1: that meant. Teaser means you can plus add some points

461
00:22:57,640 --> 00:22:59,560
Speaker 1: to one that spread. And so I started looking at

462
00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:03,960
Speaker 1: the spread and I'm like, man, so get more money,

463
00:23:04,080 --> 00:23:06,920
Speaker 1: Well you can. At this point, he's feending, dude, he's

464
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,760
Speaker 1: just trying to place beds left. I'm just like that

465
00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,119
Speaker 1: looks kind of like see teasers are just for you.

466
00:23:11,200 --> 00:23:13,760
Speaker 1: Then like people that aren't are scared of a little risk,

467
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:16,240
Speaker 1: you want to make the bed a little easier, right exactly?

468
00:23:16,240 --> 00:23:18,520
Speaker 1: That's what Yeah, that's what it is. I mean, even

469
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:21,359
Speaker 1: though it really doesn't. But and so, like I looked

470
00:23:21,359 --> 00:23:24,600
Speaker 1: at it, It's like the Packers were seven and a

471
00:23:24,640 --> 00:23:28,360
Speaker 1: half point favorite, and it down so on the sheet

472
00:23:28,400 --> 00:23:29,679
Speaker 1: they were five and a half, and I was like,

473
00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,480
Speaker 1: why I already bet him at seven and a half,

474
00:23:31,480 --> 00:23:32,879
Speaker 1: So why don't I take them at five and a

475
00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:36,199
Speaker 1: half insurance? And then I had the Chiefs at minus

476
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:40,120
Speaker 1: five and a half on the sheet there at four

477
00:23:40,119 --> 00:23:43,359
Speaker 1: and a half, Why don't I take them? And then

478
00:23:43,359 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 1: I had the Lions plus six and a half On

479
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,840
Speaker 1: this sheet they were plus nine and a half. Why

480
00:23:47,840 --> 00:23:50,200
Speaker 1: don't I take the Lions? That seems smaller on the game.

481
00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:53,919
Speaker 1: You didn't need any of those? Well continue, Okay, So

482
00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,000
Speaker 1: then I look and I'm like, man, I bet the

483
00:23:57,000 --> 00:23:59,400
Speaker 1: Falcons plus one and a half on this sheet they

484
00:23:59,400 --> 00:24:01,360
Speaker 1: were plus four and a half. Might as well bet that.

485
00:24:02,560 --> 00:24:05,880
Speaker 1: I mean, I bet the Giants. I bet the Giants

486
00:24:05,920 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: plus six and a half. They're nine and a half

487
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,960
Speaker 1: on this sheet. Might as well bet that. Smart on

488
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:14,320
Speaker 1: that one, I had the Texans after the fact, smart

489
00:24:14,359 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 1: on that one I had the Texans. I had the

490
00:24:17,600 --> 00:24:20,800
Speaker 1: Texans plus three on the sheet there plus five and

491
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:22,560
Speaker 1: a half. Might as well take that since I helped me.

492
00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:26,880
Speaker 1: You want eight dollars and then the five dollars on them.

493
00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:30,119
Speaker 1: I took the Rams minus three and a half, and

494
00:24:30,160 --> 00:24:32,600
Speaker 1: they're only minus a half a point on this this sheet,

495
00:24:32,720 --> 00:24:36,000
Speaker 1: so I might as well bet that, right, Yeah, it

496
00:24:36,000 --> 00:24:38,760
Speaker 1: seems like a logical thing. So that's one hell of

497
00:24:38,800 --> 00:24:42,080
Speaker 1: a yesterday. I'm sitting at the sports book. I need

498
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:44,280
Speaker 1: the Packers minus four and a half. I'm watching that game.

499
00:24:44,400 --> 00:24:46,720
Speaker 1: That was a lot. That's a lock that's in. I

500
00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:48,800
Speaker 1: need the Lions plus six and a half. There was

501
00:24:48,840 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 1: never any doubt about that one. Boom got that the

502
00:24:51,640 --> 00:24:55,080
Speaker 1: Chiefs minus two and a half. That was never a down,

503
00:24:55,080 --> 00:24:57,000
Speaker 1: nerve racking until at the end. And the end it

504
00:24:57,080 --> 00:24:58,920
Speaker 1: got a little close. Did they miss a two point?

505
00:24:58,920 --> 00:25:03,080
Speaker 1: I thought, Baltimore, because they are gonna be But I

506
00:25:03,119 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: still would have had it because it's two and a half.

507
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,920
Speaker 1: So then I had the Falcons plus four and a half.

508
00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:12,400
Speaker 1: And here's where it got dicey. The Falcons were struggling

509
00:25:12,480 --> 00:25:14,199
Speaker 1: all I mean, it was like twenty to nothing. I

510
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:16,879
Speaker 1: felt like twenty to three. They were getting smoked. I

511
00:25:16,960 --> 00:25:20,160
Speaker 1: was ready to fire Dan Quinn at halftime. And then

512
00:25:20,440 --> 00:25:23,199
Speaker 1: the Falcons come out and there's no huddle offense in

513
00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:26,280
Speaker 1: the second half and they get back within three. Then

514
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:29,520
Speaker 1: the Colts go down and score a touchdown. I'm like, God,

515
00:25:29,640 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: dang it, that's not gonna do it. That's not gonna

516
00:25:32,800 --> 00:25:37,360
Speaker 1: do it. Then then the Falcons go down and score touchdown.

517
00:25:38,520 --> 00:25:40,439
Speaker 1: Then the Colts get the ball and they're driving it

518
00:25:40,800 --> 00:25:43,639
Speaker 1: and there's a little over two minutes to go, minute

519
00:25:43,640 --> 00:25:48,320
Speaker 1: and fifty maybe it's third and two at the sixteen

520
00:25:48,359 --> 00:25:50,760
Speaker 1: yard line of the Falcons. If they get the first down,

521
00:25:51,480 --> 00:25:54,440
Speaker 1: they can run out the clock. The Colts, the Colts,

522
00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:56,800
Speaker 1: if they don't get the first down, they're gonna kick

523
00:25:56,800 --> 00:25:59,400
Speaker 1: a field goal and it's gonna be six points and

524
00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:02,440
Speaker 1: four and half. Ain't gonna get it done. Correct, They

525
00:26:02,560 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 1: get the first down and run out the clock, and

526
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:08,320
Speaker 1: I'm like, okay, that means I got four down, three

527
00:26:08,400 --> 00:26:13,040
Speaker 1: to go on my seven game teaser parlay, Okay, how

528
00:26:14,200 --> 00:26:17,960
Speaker 1: fifty dollars to win? One thousand and fifty. What do

529
00:26:19,320 --> 00:26:24,119
Speaker 1: That's amazing, that's terrible. Yeah, you're risk five d dollars

530
00:26:24,359 --> 00:26:29,920
Speaker 1: fifty risk fifty dollars to win one. You wanna know

531
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,720
Speaker 1: how much my dollar parlay? How? No? No? No? Twelve games? Twelve,

532
00:26:33,720 --> 00:26:36,880
Speaker 1: that's five more games. That's almost doubled this. So did

533
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,560
Speaker 1: you hit me the end of the stories? You didn't

534
00:26:38,600 --> 00:26:41,719
Speaker 1: win it obvious? So then I have the Giant. No

535
00:26:42,160 --> 00:26:44,800
Speaker 1: you think you'd be Then I have to have the

536
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,119
Speaker 1: money on the table right now. Then I have Giants,

537
00:26:47,160 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: And then I have the Texans plus five and a

538
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,000
Speaker 1: half and the Giants plus six and a half. I'm

539
00:26:51,040 --> 00:26:54,959
Speaker 1: on the airplane win flying back and the Giant. I'm

540
00:26:55,000 --> 00:26:57,720
Speaker 1: watching the Giants game live. They don't have the Texans

541
00:26:57,720 --> 00:26:59,760
Speaker 1: game on, so I'm just watching the bottom line. And

542
00:26:59,800 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 1: they're down seven nothing down there. Then they're down ten nothing.

543
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:05,640
Speaker 1: Then it's ten seven, then it's seventeen to seven. Would

544
00:27:05,640 --> 00:27:09,040
Speaker 1: you like some peanuts or something? That's what the bottom

545
00:27:09,080 --> 00:27:11,080
Speaker 1: line is? Are you using your arm rest? Can I

546
00:27:11,080 --> 00:27:12,639
Speaker 1: put my hand here? I'm sorry. Then the next thing

547
00:27:12,680 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: I know, the Texans are up seventeen. I'm good, good,

548
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:19,800
Speaker 1: that's in the bank. But then the Giants. I'm watching that,

549
00:27:21,200 --> 00:27:23,679
Speaker 1: and in the first quarter, Jamis Winston comes out and

550
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:28,160
Speaker 1: just starts, Please, guys, we are experiencing some turbulence. Please

551
00:27:28,160 --> 00:27:31,439
Speaker 1: put it down your TVs and the remote. We realize

552
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:34,040
Speaker 1: it's NFL Sunday. Please turn off the TVs and you

553
00:27:34,119 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: got the air guns. So then I'm watching the Giants

554
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,880
Speaker 1: and at halftime it is twenty eight to ten. He's

555
00:27:41,880 --> 00:27:45,800
Speaker 1: getting hot, so he's turned the air on. It is

556
00:27:46,440 --> 00:27:48,720
Speaker 1: to ten and I have the Giants plus six and

557
00:27:48,720 --> 00:27:51,719
Speaker 1: a half. I'm ready to rip the ticket up. I'm

558
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:54,800
Speaker 1: it's done, Like there's no way they're coming back. First

559
00:27:55,000 --> 00:27:59,000
Speaker 1: play out of halftime, Evan Ingram across the middle and

560
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:07,320
Speaker 1: he goes outside all the way touchdowns in the back row,

561
00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,280
Speaker 1: red teeth, red sweatshirt, looked like, you're don't have a

562
00:28:10,359 --> 00:28:12,320
Speaker 1: job to go to tomorrow. Can you please turn off

563
00:28:12,320 --> 00:28:17,040
Speaker 1: your TV and settle the hell down. Then the Giants

564
00:28:17,040 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: go all the way down and they take the lead

565
00:28:19,320 --> 00:28:21,399
Speaker 1: with like a minute to go, They're up by one

566
00:28:22,440 --> 00:28:25,760
Speaker 1: and Jamis Winston throws a bomb to Mike Evans and

567
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:28,240
Speaker 1: he catches it. He's behind the defenders and I'm like,

568
00:28:28,320 --> 00:28:30,840
Speaker 1: oh my god, he's going in for a touchdown and

569
00:28:30,840 --> 00:28:32,720
Speaker 1: they're gonna go They're gonna be up by seven. I

570
00:28:32,760 --> 00:28:34,600
Speaker 1: only have them plus six and a half. It's over

571
00:28:34,640 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 1: because they're gonna go for two and I'm gonna lose.

572
00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:40,320
Speaker 1: They tackle him on the thirteen yard line and there

573
00:28:40,360 --> 00:28:42,080
Speaker 1: you go. It doesn't matter if they kicked the field

574
00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:43,800
Speaker 1: goal because I don't care because I got plus six

575
00:28:43,840 --> 00:28:51,920
Speaker 1: and a half. So I'm one game away. Sunday Night Football,

576
00:28:52,880 --> 00:29:00,760
Speaker 1: Sunday Night Football. I have Cleveland plus. They get down

577
00:29:00,760 --> 00:29:03,640
Speaker 1: to the four yard line, the Browns do what do

578
00:29:03,720 --> 00:29:08,760
Speaker 1: you have on that teaser? I have to get the

579
00:29:08,800 --> 00:29:12,800
Speaker 1: Baker Mayfield get to down. I mean Jared Goff, Jared Goff.

580
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:15,200
Speaker 1: I think the game is over. And then Jared Goff

581
00:29:15,280 --> 00:29:17,200
Speaker 1: throws the interception with like a minute and a half,

582
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:20,080
Speaker 1: two minutes to go at midfield. Three minutes and they

583
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:22,240
Speaker 1: get it down to the four yard line and I

584
00:29:22,280 --> 00:29:24,640
Speaker 1: am supposed to go pick up my wife from the airport.

585
00:29:24,840 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 1: She texts me I have landed, and I said, yeah,

586
00:29:28,960 --> 00:29:32,800
Speaker 1: I'm on my way. I'm not moving, well, I am moving.

587
00:29:32,840 --> 00:29:36,360
Speaker 1: I am pacing back and forth in the living room.

588
00:29:36,640 --> 00:29:39,960
Speaker 1: First down, they throw it incomplete. I'm just listening on

589
00:29:39,960 --> 00:29:42,880
Speaker 1: the radio. Second, No, I had to watch this. This

590
00:29:43,000 --> 00:29:47,200
Speaker 1: was I was going to wreck the car sweat. Why

591
00:29:47,240 --> 00:29:50,160
Speaker 1: why why didn't you Texas the slip when I text?

592
00:29:51,280 --> 00:29:55,840
Speaker 1: Because I didn't want any pressure. I didn't want any jinks.

593
00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:58,440
Speaker 1: Palms are sweating. I didn't kind of want to put

594
00:29:58,440 --> 00:30:00,640
Speaker 1: it on sore losers Twitter because I want everybody to

595
00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:03,000
Speaker 1: be with It's a tradition. I send that when I

596
00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:05,120
Speaker 1: have a game lap I sent it to you. I

597
00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:08,520
Speaker 1: could have, but I didn't. So then second down, incomplete,

598
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,600
Speaker 1: third down, incomplete, fourth and goal from the four or

599
00:30:12,600 --> 00:30:14,920
Speaker 1: five yard line, and I am going, oh my god,

600
00:30:15,040 --> 00:30:18,480
Speaker 1: I am this close to a thousand dollars. I am

601
00:30:18,520 --> 00:30:22,000
Speaker 1: this close. And he needs Cleveland right right because you

602
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:27,040
Speaker 1: pick Cleveland plus wet and they go. Baker Mayfield drops

603
00:30:27,080 --> 00:30:32,520
Speaker 1: back incomplete, game over. Rams might just wanted to have hits.

604
00:30:32,720 --> 00:30:40,640
Speaker 1: Not's a thousand dollars dollars dollars? Did you win thousand?

605
00:30:41,160 --> 00:30:42,920
Speaker 1: Did the end of the game matter if he had

606
00:30:44,640 --> 00:30:56,800
Speaker 1: give let's go, let's go, You won a thousand dollars,

607
00:30:56,800 --> 00:31:00,240
Speaker 1: thousand dollars. This is your captain speaking. We have a

608
00:31:00,320 --> 00:31:03,240
Speaker 1: passenger who just want a thousand dollars. Holy hell, we're

609
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,320
Speaker 1: gonna land this plane. We're turning right back around. He's

610
00:31:06,320 --> 00:31:08,800
Speaker 1: got a cash his ticket in Vegas? Are you going

611
00:31:08,840 --> 00:31:10,760
Speaker 1: back to cash? You can't mail that in Oh I'm

612
00:31:10,760 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: mailing that baby, send dollars. Mail it to Brady in Vegas.

613
00:31:17,240 --> 00:31:22,120
Speaker 1: Oh my god, coach, that's dirty. Hopefully, fifty dollars is

614
00:31:22,120 --> 00:31:24,880
Speaker 1: the most impressive. Anybody can win a thousand in Vegas

615
00:31:24,920 --> 00:31:27,960
Speaker 1: and you've got large bills. Fifty bucks is very impressive.

616
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,720
Speaker 1: That's a very ballsy of you. A lot of teasers,

617
00:31:30,960 --> 00:31:35,480
Speaker 1: very very ballsy, and you did it. That's amazing. Setting

618
00:31:35,520 --> 00:31:36,760
Speaker 1: up that final I didn't know if you had the

619
00:31:36,760 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: Browns had the rams, but it didn't matter the last place, though,

620
00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:43,160
Speaker 1: right because it did. You had minus one and a

621
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:46,120
Speaker 1: half exactly. So if the Browns win, I don't cover.

622
00:31:47,480 --> 00:31:52,680
Speaker 1: I had the rams. My butt was so pucker okay

623
00:31:52,680 --> 00:31:57,000
Speaker 1: because I knew earlier went rams. Okay, okay, because if

624
00:31:57,000 --> 00:32:01,320
Speaker 1: they scored, it was rap city thousand dollars, dude, one thousand,

625
00:32:01,400 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 1: fifty dollar ticket. What did Baker do on the final play?

626
00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:06,160
Speaker 1: What do you do? I don't I mean, I don't

627
00:32:06,160 --> 00:32:08,000
Speaker 1: know if he got to say, hey, wait, wait, talk

628
00:32:08,040 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 1: talk to me a little bit. So, so you think

629
00:32:10,120 --> 00:32:12,520
Speaker 1: teasers is the way to go or what? Dude? I

630
00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:15,680
Speaker 1: think we got our strategy. Tell me more. Here's the thing.

631
00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: Tell me about this teaser. I want to go into

632
00:32:20,280 --> 00:32:26,600
Speaker 1: this weekend going Raiders minus. I was that I was

633
00:32:26,640 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 1: already betting a lot of these teams on the normal line.

634
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,000
Speaker 1: Yeah I know, but no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.

635
00:32:32,040 --> 00:32:33,640
Speaker 1: So I was like, if they're gonna take away or

636
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:37,320
Speaker 1: get me extra points, why don't I try it? And

637
00:32:37,400 --> 00:32:42,080
Speaker 1: it hit and Jets plus twenty and a half Texans

638
00:32:42,120 --> 00:32:44,320
Speaker 1: plus three Steelers plus six and a half. How much

639
00:32:44,360 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 1: was that part? Fifty dollars and went three fifty? That

640
00:32:46,600 --> 00:32:51,560
Speaker 1: hit the Jets helped you with the minus eight and

641
00:32:51,600 --> 00:32:55,440
Speaker 1: a half Jets plus twenty one Giants plus six fifty dollars?

642
00:32:56,840 --> 00:32:59,480
Speaker 1: You had every damn game bet on. You won that too.

643
00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,240
Speaker 1: In those two that's Chiefs minus five. That's a push

644
00:33:03,920 --> 00:33:05,920
Speaker 1: over fifty two and a half in the Chiefs game

645
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,600
Speaker 1: over Rams minus three and a half. That hit that's

646
00:33:08,600 --> 00:33:10,800
Speaker 1: a two game parlay. There you go, he won. How

647
00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: he went over to kids, how much money do you make?

648
00:33:15,520 --> 00:33:18,560
Speaker 1: Do you make? Like? In general, how much money do

649
00:33:18,640 --> 00:33:21,400
Speaker 1: you make to make fifty to place fifty dollar parlays?

650
00:33:22,880 --> 00:33:26,400
Speaker 1: I don't ever talk crap about my stupid gambling. That

651
00:33:26,560 --> 00:33:29,280
Speaker 1: is the dumbest crap ever. You're lucky you hit all

652
00:33:29,280 --> 00:33:31,880
Speaker 1: that crap. It's not how many, yes, it is how

653
00:33:31,880 --> 00:33:34,480
Speaker 1: many more did you lose? I lost three because I

654
00:33:34,560 --> 00:33:38,000
Speaker 1: lost the Chiefs. I lost one with the Chiefs. So

655
00:33:38,040 --> 00:33:41,320
Speaker 1: you lost the hundred fifty dollars. Yeah, let me ask this,

656
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:43,600
Speaker 1: how long were you at the betting ticket booth placing

657
00:33:43,640 --> 00:33:46,680
Speaker 1: all these bets where people where people mind you about

658
00:33:46,680 --> 00:33:48,480
Speaker 1: to kick your app? You have them all circled, you

659
00:33:48,480 --> 00:33:50,480
Speaker 1: have all written down what you want, all right, and

660
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:55,120
Speaker 1: just sat and then and the thousand dollar one, the

661
00:33:55,240 --> 00:33:58,160
Speaker 1: thousand dollar one. You you it's like a scantron. You

662
00:33:58,800 --> 00:34:01,160
Speaker 1: put it in, they just scare in it. Oh so

663
00:34:01,280 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 1: you had already filled it out to teasers. Thing. Interesting, Wow,

664
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,400
Speaker 1: what are we gonna do with all this money? Dude?

665
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:10,759
Speaker 1: I mean, I cannot believe I hit that coach? That's impressive.

666
00:34:12,080 --> 00:34:15,600
Speaker 1: How do you do that day? On the NFL too?

667
00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:22,120
Speaker 1: On the game so far? Then why aren't we not

668
00:34:22,160 --> 00:34:24,080
Speaker 1: winning money? Because I don't have I don't have the

669
00:34:24,160 --> 00:34:27,839
Speaker 1: balls like this, dude, I hit eleven games this week

670
00:34:27,880 --> 00:34:30,160
Speaker 1: in the NFL, A lot of not at once. That

671
00:34:30,200 --> 00:34:31,640
Speaker 1: would have been like a million dollars. Don't know, but

672
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,799
Speaker 1: I'm saying, out of all the games, there's only there's

673
00:34:33,840 --> 00:34:37,640
Speaker 1: been fifteen. I'm eleven and four in my picks. So

674
00:34:37,680 --> 00:34:39,120
Speaker 1: it was a good weekend for me in Vegas. I

675
00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,239
Speaker 1: would have been in Vegas last weekend when I only

676
00:34:41,280 --> 00:34:43,920
Speaker 1: got five, right, it would have been disaster. You had

677
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:47,560
Speaker 1: the right weekend in Vegas. That's what it was, coach,

678
00:34:47,760 --> 00:34:51,600
Speaker 1: great work, that's phenomenal. So that's why you went to Vegas.

679
00:34:51,640 --> 00:34:55,600
Speaker 1: Not I heart. Yeah, I heart was secondary. Did you

680
00:34:55,640 --> 00:35:00,160
Speaker 1: do college on Saturday? Yeah? I did one. H did

681
00:35:00,200 --> 00:35:02,160
Speaker 1: one and I lost. I had A and M. I

682
00:35:02,200 --> 00:35:05,880
Speaker 1: had Georgia and I had UM Washington. Well, Georgia one

683
00:35:05,880 --> 00:35:11,000
Speaker 1: definitely didn't happen, and either did UH Washington Washington. They

684
00:35:11,080 --> 00:35:13,600
Speaker 1: killed Well. I lost my seven game parlay. You guys

685
00:35:13,640 --> 00:35:16,759
Speaker 1: saw that by one point because you texted us the

686
00:35:16,800 --> 00:35:20,320
Speaker 1: betting you you weren't in Vegas. I bet one dollar

687
00:35:20,400 --> 00:35:23,200
Speaker 1: on seven. Thought Georgia was going to screw you because Georgia.

688
00:35:23,280 --> 00:35:25,120
Speaker 1: The Georgia game just looked terrible. Look like, look like

689
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:27,640
Speaker 1: Noor Dame was gonna pull that one off because they

690
00:35:27,640 --> 00:35:29,960
Speaker 1: had to win by your seven or whatever. You know,

691
00:35:30,040 --> 00:35:33,680
Speaker 1: I had Notre Dame plus fourteen and a half. Okay,

692
00:35:33,719 --> 00:35:36,280
Speaker 1: so why was that ever in jeopardy It was somewhere

693
00:35:36,280 --> 00:35:37,759
Speaker 1: towards the end of the game, it looked like Order

694
00:35:37,840 --> 00:35:40,000
Speaker 1: Dame was gonna Oh, you're right. There was a point

695
00:35:40,000 --> 00:35:42,360
Speaker 1: when it seemed Georgia might actually cover the spread, but

696
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,320
Speaker 1: then it ended up just being locked city at the

697
00:35:44,360 --> 00:35:46,840
Speaker 1: locked City and then I swipped the switch. The channel

698
00:35:46,920 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: in Oklahoma State is getting close to Texas, real close,

699
00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:54,880
Speaker 1: and Texas was up bigger. Texas was never really up

700
00:35:54,920 --> 00:35:56,239
Speaker 1: by a lot. I thought at one point I saw

701
00:35:56,360 --> 00:35:59,080
Speaker 1: twelve and which was nice for your spread. Yeah, yeah,

702
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:01,080
Speaker 1: something like that. But anyway, and at the end of

703
00:36:01,120 --> 00:36:02,359
Speaker 1: the game, at the end of the day, because this

704
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,960
Speaker 1: was the last game of my parlay, Texas wins by six,

705
00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:10,279
Speaker 1: so you almost had a seven gamer again. But that's

706
00:36:10,280 --> 00:36:13,200
Speaker 1: the thing, dude, betting the team's your team ut and

707
00:36:13,200 --> 00:36:15,799
Speaker 1: then betting my boys are betting Dallas Cowboys. Were you

708
00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:19,400
Speaker 1: rooting against um the Long Horns, Yeah you weren't. You

709
00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:20,960
Speaker 1: were with the Long I was with the long words.

710
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:23,520
Speaker 1: I just thought that crushed the Cowboys, but they didn't.

711
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 1: I told you to take them minus five and a half,

712
00:36:27,400 --> 00:36:29,840
Speaker 1: my boys, they bet I'm gonna start teasing now. I

713
00:36:29,880 --> 00:36:32,480
Speaker 1: don't know five and a half of the line earlier. Hey,

714
00:36:32,480 --> 00:36:34,759
Speaker 1: how'd you like that Dallas Cowboys cover? I mean it

715
00:36:34,840 --> 00:36:39,919
Speaker 1: happened last I'm sorry I had those right. I can't

716
00:36:39,920 --> 00:36:43,680
Speaker 1: believe you switched last minute. You were so you know,

717
00:36:43,760 --> 00:36:45,960
Speaker 1: those games flip flopped at first, the Patriots had the

718
00:36:46,040 --> 00:36:47,600
Speaker 1: cover and the Cowboys didn't. In at the end of

719
00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,440
Speaker 1: the game, I mean, cowboys had it locked. You know

720
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,840
Speaker 1: how lucky I am. The Jets covered two defensive touchdowns,

721
00:36:53,400 --> 00:36:55,319
Speaker 1: were thirty to nothing. The Patriots were about to beat

722
00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,840
Speaker 1: them fifty h I love how the Patriots put that

723
00:36:57,880 --> 00:37:02,120
Speaker 1: back up in and then the Brady out there. That's

724
00:37:02,160 --> 00:37:05,120
Speaker 1: what winners do. They say, listen, this isn't the time

725
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:08,839
Speaker 1: to make mistakes. We don't have time for that crap. Yeah. Well,

726
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:10,759
Speaker 1: they thought they had time to just chill, and they're like, no,

727
00:37:10,840 --> 00:37:13,160
Speaker 1: Then I get twelve, get back up and go back in.

728
00:37:13,280 --> 00:37:15,680
Speaker 1: It was definitely an exciting weekend, but I'm so glad

729
00:37:15,719 --> 00:37:18,400
Speaker 1: that football is back because a lot of the other

730
00:37:18,440 --> 00:37:20,719
Speaker 1: sports are very difficult to parlay. Did you ever had

731
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:23,719
Speaker 1: this much fun parleying baseball? No? No, thank you. I

732
00:37:23,760 --> 00:37:29,440
Speaker 1: didn't hit my idn't know we're shooting for him. I didn't.

733
00:37:29,760 --> 00:37:31,520
Speaker 1: I was their Memorial Day weekend. I hit him well,

734
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:34,200
Speaker 1: and plus he texted me the He's like, I want

735
00:37:34,200 --> 00:37:35,880
Speaker 1: to know what Yankee game you're going to you want

736
00:37:35,880 --> 00:37:37,600
Speaker 1: on the Friday Winter Saturday because I need a bet.

737
00:37:37,680 --> 00:37:43,720
Speaker 1: They won the Fridays they lost two to one to Cardinals.

738
00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:46,280
Speaker 1: They lost. No, no, no. They went into the weekend

739
00:37:46,280 --> 00:37:48,000
Speaker 1: three games out of first and they lost every game.

740
00:37:48,040 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 1: They're out now seven out. Playoffs over. Remember when I

741
00:37:50,520 --> 00:37:52,440
Speaker 1: told you guys panic button. Wait, I thought they can

742
00:37:52,440 --> 00:37:56,440
Speaker 1: still mathematically make the playoffs. Mathematically, I think the car

743
00:37:56,680 --> 00:37:59,440
Speaker 1: the one I want Wrigley Field in the playoffs. It's

744
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:02,040
Speaker 1: not going to be there. That does suck. They hit

745
00:38:02,080 --> 00:38:05,040
Speaker 1: the losing skid. But but yeah, the fun about football

746
00:38:05,120 --> 00:38:07,640
Speaker 1: is it's an amazing sport to parlay. Like you can't

747
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:09,560
Speaker 1: say that about any of the other sports, but football

748
00:38:09,680 --> 00:38:12,719
Speaker 1: is really really fun to do parlays with. My girl

749
00:38:12,800 --> 00:38:15,520
Speaker 1: had a one dollar fifteen teamer and she hit the

750
00:38:15,560 --> 00:38:18,319
Speaker 1: first six games. We're that's not even close. We were

751
00:38:18,320 --> 00:38:21,839
Speaker 1: going for sixteen thousand. It's not even close, and it's

752
00:38:21,840 --> 00:38:27,360
Speaker 1: not even halfway there. I'm exciting. Screwed and then had

753
00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:30,680
Speaker 1: a late cover which was awesome, but yeah, ug Horn

754
00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:34,600
Speaker 1: State screwed me. Man better do you know about how

755
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:39,719
Speaker 1: corn State? I'm telling you. Man? Watching football in New

756
00:38:39,760 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: York kind of stressed me out a little bit because

757
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:43,680
Speaker 1: I was like, I flight didn't leave till seven, So

758
00:38:43,719 --> 00:38:46,080
Speaker 1: your sounder here. No, no, no, no, no yet, not yet,

759
00:38:46,120 --> 00:38:47,799
Speaker 1: that's for later, not yet, not yet later. How long

760
00:38:47,800 --> 00:38:51,400
Speaker 1: we want? I want to tell two quick stories. Don't

761
00:38:51,480 --> 00:38:53,040
Speaker 1: do that. Yeah, I just want to make sure it

762
00:38:53,040 --> 00:38:55,560
Speaker 1: was fired up and ready to go. So so we go.

763
00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,359
Speaker 1: So we check out of the hotel where my wife

764
00:38:58,360 --> 00:39:01,200
Speaker 1: and I were flying out at like seven pm. So

765
00:39:01,200 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 1: we're like, all right, it's it's a one o'clock games

766
00:39:03,520 --> 00:39:05,800
Speaker 1: about to start. It's like twelve fifty or whatever, Cowboy

767
00:39:05,840 --> 00:39:07,200
Speaker 1: games about to start. Let's go to the bar. We

768
00:39:07,239 --> 00:39:13,240
Speaker 1: go to a tavern. They're all watching soccer ten TVs.

769
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,480
Speaker 1: And because you went to a tavern there, that's English.

770
00:39:16,080 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: We're in an area where there are a bunch of

771
00:39:17,960 --> 00:39:22,479
Speaker 1: people wearing jerseys. But if you watching soccer, coach, coach

772
00:39:22,840 --> 00:39:25,880
Speaker 1: in our area, they're all taverns. They were all called

773
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:28,440
Speaker 1: something tavern. So how did you find the game, coach?

774
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 1: They're like two minutes, two minutes, games almost over, like

775
00:39:30,800 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: two minutes the games about to start. You got dudes

776
00:39:33,200 --> 00:39:36,279
Speaker 1: in Jets jerseys. You got dudes in in a Green

777
00:39:36,320 --> 00:39:38,920
Speaker 1: Bay jerseys, like, hey, turn the game on, let's go.

778
00:39:39,280 --> 00:39:42,200
Speaker 1: You got two soccer fans. They're like, not yet, not yet, mate,

779
00:39:42,200 --> 00:39:45,200
Speaker 1: hold on, mate, watch what Premier League they were. They

780
00:39:45,280 --> 00:39:48,640
Speaker 1: kept the TVs on the Premier League until the game

781
00:39:48,719 --> 00:39:52,960
Speaker 1: was over. Yeah, I'm like, this is America and we

782
00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:55,040
Speaker 1: wouldn't do that here in Nashville day and keep it on.

783
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:59,720
Speaker 1: So it was were at a soccer bar, they would coach, True, coach,

784
00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,560
Speaker 1: we're in America. Everyone's got NFL jerseys. You got so

785
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:05,799
Speaker 1: there was no soccer fans there. There were two at

786
00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,359
Speaker 1: the bar, but apparently their locals and then they had

787
00:40:08,520 --> 00:40:13,320
Speaker 1: the TV. So anyway, that stressed me a little bit. Second, Coach,

788
00:40:13,560 --> 00:40:18,439
Speaker 1: the Yankee experience amazing. Can I hit the sound? Holy crop?

789
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:21,640
Speaker 1: I didn't know, sorry, I don't know the who's who's

790
00:40:21,680 --> 00:40:24,239
Speaker 1: or the what's what's but when the Yankees win, they

791
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,600
Speaker 1: play this on repeat for two hours and they crank

792
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,439
Speaker 1: it up in the stadium. So when you're when you're

793
00:40:30,440 --> 00:40:33,760
Speaker 1: like just sitting back, finishing your beer, cranking up, coach,

794
00:40:34,560 --> 00:40:39,799
Speaker 1: you're like, that was a fun game. Judge hit a

795
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:42,239
Speaker 1: home run? He did? Oh dude, I saw the stat line.

796
00:40:42,280 --> 00:40:46,680
Speaker 1: I thought I just saw double Jean Carlo. They both

797
00:40:46,680 --> 00:40:50,600
Speaker 1: did a home Yes, Judge and Stanton, guys, it was

798
00:40:50,680 --> 00:40:53,719
Speaker 1: a beautiful game, because a day game. I had a

799
00:40:53,760 --> 00:40:57,120
Speaker 1: buzz going on. Three brew dogs. The hot dog was

800
00:40:57,360 --> 00:41:01,400
Speaker 1: as long as it is, what coach, they usually are

801
00:41:01,440 --> 00:41:05,279
Speaker 1: and what you know seeing it that long, biggest hot

802
00:41:05,280 --> 00:41:07,759
Speaker 1: dog I ever seen? Did your wife get one? Just me?

803
00:41:08,719 --> 00:41:11,120
Speaker 1: Of course you're eating the hot dog? What if the danky,

804
00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: the jumbo trug catches you eat dog? As a guy,

805
00:41:16,080 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: you never The thing with the risk about buying a

806
00:41:18,120 --> 00:41:20,239
Speaker 1: hot dog is the jumbo trunk can always catch you

807
00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:22,000
Speaker 1: sucking down the high And what would the New Yorkers

808
00:41:22,000 --> 00:41:24,480
Speaker 1: say if they saw that, Look at this guy, you

809
00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:27,320
Speaker 1: would have suck on that hot dog? Get a beer?

810
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:30,480
Speaker 1: What do you from out of town? Coach? It's great

811
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:35,000
Speaker 1: And and the these outfielders they love to interact with

812
00:41:35,040 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: the fans. Okay, but he's best friends with Judge. No, no, no, no,

813
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,879
Speaker 1: I was too far away. But these outfielders they're talking,

814
00:41:40,920 --> 00:41:42,719
Speaker 1: they're they're teasing everyone, like who's gonna get the ball?

815
00:41:42,719 --> 00:41:44,520
Speaker 1: Who's gonna get the ball? You want? Do you want

816
00:41:44,560 --> 00:41:46,680
Speaker 1: the ball? Drunk guy? Ask your drunk guy? Give it

817
00:41:46,680 --> 00:41:49,000
Speaker 1: out to the kid. Because it's the other team or

818
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:54,800
Speaker 1: the the Yankees. So who is it? It's Judge, Oh, Judge,

819
00:41:55,280 --> 00:41:57,200
Speaker 1: he was. He played the whole game. He wasn't in

820
00:41:57,200 --> 00:42:00,360
Speaker 1: the outfield. Huh No, he didn't play. No about the

821
00:42:01,040 --> 00:42:03,080
Speaker 1: guys in the outfield. There would have been I don't

822
00:42:03,080 --> 00:42:04,719
Speaker 1: know who those dudes are. Wow, he doesn't know the

823
00:42:04,719 --> 00:42:08,120
Speaker 1: whosoever the what's it was? Probably Bred Gardner? Right, I

824
00:42:08,160 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: don't know who played on Saturday, but yeah Gardner played,

825
00:42:10,600 --> 00:42:16,040
Speaker 1: and he was out there and bar torres Ford, they

826
00:42:16,040 --> 00:42:22,200
Speaker 1: got some no namers he played? Um who else played? Void? Okay,

827
00:42:22,239 --> 00:42:25,000
Speaker 1: he's in the outfield right because you asked me who played?

828
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,360
Speaker 1: I was sorry about who was throwing balls at the kids.

829
00:42:27,440 --> 00:42:30,319
Speaker 1: I did see that Guerrero guy and Craig Bigio's son

830
00:42:33,080 --> 00:42:42,200
Speaker 1: weeks weeks So anyway, Yankee games. Was was awesome, that's dope.

831
00:42:42,480 --> 00:42:45,240
Speaker 1: But he didn't get to see them when the Division

832
00:42:46,600 --> 00:42:49,560
Speaker 1: C playoffs was that playoffs, but they were still they're

833
00:42:49,560 --> 00:42:52,560
Speaker 1: still playing for whole home field advantage, so they were

834
00:42:52,560 --> 00:42:55,320
Speaker 1: going full force. They played hard. That's good, that's awesome.

835
00:42:56,200 --> 00:42:59,440
Speaker 1: Was it sunny? No rain? Sunny? Coach beautiful sunny, beautiful

836
00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,640
Speaker 1: my side to this of my seat and had the

837
00:43:01,640 --> 00:43:06,200
Speaker 1: shade for game. It was beautiful. Man. I got so

838
00:43:06,280 --> 00:43:10,120
Speaker 1: much more to talk about, but I got a coach congratulations.

839
00:43:09,360 --> 00:43:12,000
Speaker 1: That's We didn't even get to the prostitute otico, but

840
00:43:12,040 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 1: we'll do that tomorrow. Okay, So did you have the

841
00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:18,480
Speaker 1: money with you? Did you cash one out for the prostitutes?

842
00:43:19,160 --> 00:43:23,279
Speaker 1: I accidentally talk to a lady of the night. I

843
00:43:23,320 --> 00:43:26,440
Speaker 1: didn't have cash and they didn't take my bedding slip.

844
00:43:26,520 --> 00:43:28,120
Speaker 1: Excuse me, ma'am. Where are you gonna sit on that

845
00:43:28,160 --> 00:43:33,720
Speaker 1: slot all night? Oh? Excuse me? You were working, not slotting, ma'am.

846
00:43:33,840 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 1: I'd love to pay you cash, but all I have

847
00:43:35,960 --> 00:43:40,759
Speaker 1: is this parlay sleep. If it hits, it's yours, ma'am.

848
00:43:40,800 --> 00:43:44,120
Speaker 1: Are you here with anybody? Well, yeah, honey, here with you?

849
00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:46,560
Speaker 1: Oh excuse me, I am sorry. I didn't know you

850
00:43:46,600 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 1: were a lady of the night. Alright, good, Sorry, you

851
00:43:53,040 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 1: have to do with all the money, dude, I can't

852
00:43:55,000 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 1: believe I hit that you're gonna buy us lunch or anything.

853
00:43:58,239 --> 00:44:01,080
Speaker 1: Because as a gambler, you think negatively that you're gonna lose.

854
00:44:01,080 --> 00:44:06,480
Speaker 1: The last game, Baker's gonna dread. Baker tied the game.

855
00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,000
Speaker 1: I had to go to over time. Time coach. If

856
00:44:10,040 --> 00:44:14,520
Speaker 1: you think negatively, you're not putting fifty bets. Coach. Think negatively,

857
00:44:14,680 --> 00:44:16,840
Speaker 1: I mean you think positively when you initially do it,

858
00:44:16,880 --> 00:44:18,839
Speaker 1: but once you start getting to the last couple of bets, coach,

859
00:44:18,920 --> 00:44:22,080
Speaker 1: every better is negative. I think I'm gonna win everythingle one. Oh.

860
00:44:22,160 --> 00:44:23,919
Speaker 1: I was telling guys at the party. I'm like, guys,

861
00:44:23,920 --> 00:44:25,560
Speaker 1: this is how I lose a parley. Watch you see

862
00:44:25,560 --> 00:44:28,440
Speaker 1: off the other team on march down that I do

863
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:30,839
Speaker 1: that every time. Stay positive. I see it. I see

864
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 1: it happen. Even after I missed my seven gamer, I'm like,

865
00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:36,319
Speaker 1: that's all right, you close. You're the type of better

866
00:44:36,360 --> 00:44:38,520
Speaker 1: that roots for your parley even after it's already missed.

867
00:44:38,520 --> 00:44:42,640
Speaker 1: I was okay, I was one. You did all right,

868
00:44:43,480 --> 00:44:45,799
Speaker 1: you did all right, man. Props to my girl on

869
00:44:45,840 --> 00:44:47,880
Speaker 1: her fifteen team parley for one dollar. She's trying to

870
00:44:47,880 --> 00:44:50,719
Speaker 1: win six. She won the first six. Very impressive first

871
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:55,400
Speaker 1: wave of games. Not even close a midday rugger, screweder.

872
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:58,680
Speaker 1: It's not even close. Oh, by the way, coach, don't

873
00:44:58,719 --> 00:45:00,800
Speaker 1: mean to bring this back up, but um, when I

874
00:45:00,800 --> 00:45:03,160
Speaker 1: played golf my first birdie, they came back. It was

875
00:45:03,160 --> 00:45:05,000
Speaker 1: the part three. I landed that two ft away from

876
00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:08,200
Speaker 1: the hole. Oh, my dad just texted me and said

877
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:10,680
Speaker 1: he shut up, and he shut up. My dad just

878
00:45:10,719 --> 00:45:12,839
Speaker 1: texted me. He said, how does that taste? Yeah? He did?

879
00:45:12,880 --> 00:45:17,719
Speaker 1: He got me fantasy. He goods he goes Eddie, how

880
00:45:17,719 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 1: does that taste? Ha ha ha? He beat me good.

881
00:45:20,719 --> 00:45:23,279
Speaker 1: He's cocky though. Whoever plays the Bulldogs next? And he said,

882
00:45:23,760 --> 00:45:28,040
Speaker 1: he said, you want Kirk Cousins for who? I don't know.

883
00:45:28,120 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 1: He said you need help? So I don't need help.

884
00:45:30,400 --> 00:45:33,880
Speaker 1: It's fantasy. I had one bad week. Hey, what's your record?

885
00:45:34,680 --> 00:45:38,000
Speaker 1: One and two dozen batteries? Box? Have se kwon Barkley? Yeah,

886
00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:42,200
Speaker 1: he's done. He's not gonna make the sore Losers playoffs?

887
00:45:43,239 --> 00:45:47,680
Speaker 1: What if everybody? He's oh and three? Wow? And he

888
00:45:47,719 --> 00:45:50,360
Speaker 1: had so much hype going into this season, the number

889
00:45:50,360 --> 00:45:55,080
Speaker 1: one overall draft pick. And I mean, heybody's batters. What

890
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:58,640
Speaker 1: if everybody's batter I'm one and two? Also y three

891
00:45:58,680 --> 00:46:01,600
Speaker 1: and O for your boy, you one again up like

892
00:46:01,600 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: one fifty. I think I'm at like one s five.

893
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,759
Speaker 1: I don't even need to see your qb uh Matt Ryan.

894
00:46:07,000 --> 00:46:09,799
Speaker 1: He decided to throw three touchdowns. I got that guy

895
00:46:09,800 --> 00:46:12,000
Speaker 1: in Denver. Philip Lindsay decided to run for a couple

896
00:46:12,000 --> 00:46:16,120
Speaker 1: of touchdownds. Yeah, my guys apparently just loved his running back. Uh.

897
00:46:16,280 --> 00:46:18,440
Speaker 1: Leonard for Nett didn't do really anything. He got a

898
00:46:18,520 --> 00:46:21,560
Speaker 1: lucky a d R run late Thursday. Who's your ace receiver?

899
00:46:22,480 --> 00:46:24,920
Speaker 1: Give me t Y Hilton or Juju. He'll put up

900
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:27,319
Speaker 1: a nut. Had to put up a little ninety yards.

901
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:30,000
Speaker 1: He finally showed up. He wasn't having good dude for

902
00:46:30,040 --> 00:46:32,520
Speaker 1: some odd reason. My fantasy guys just like four in touchdowns,

903
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:38,600
Speaker 1: you kind of need them to go, oh man, all right,

904
00:46:38,640 --> 00:46:42,000
Speaker 1: we're done. I'm exhausted to explain in that part. Lay

905
00:46:42,080 --> 00:46:43,920
Speaker 1: and you guys, it was a great tease because I

906
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,880
Speaker 1: didn't know until the last second who he bet. I

907
00:46:45,960 --> 00:46:49,520
Speaker 1: really thought I thought he lost it because for some reason.

908
00:46:49,560 --> 00:46:51,120
Speaker 1: I was like, he said he was going rams the

909
00:46:51,160 --> 00:46:52,800
Speaker 1: whole time, but then I guess he got to Vegas

910
00:46:52,920 --> 00:46:54,160
Speaker 1: Lady of the Night and all of a sudden he

911
00:46:54,200 --> 00:46:56,960
Speaker 1: goes with the Browns last second. Well the reason? Can

912
00:46:57,000 --> 00:47:00,440
Speaker 1: I tell you why I switched the Jets? Maybe drama?

913
00:47:01,080 --> 00:47:04,680
Speaker 1: I thought so much distraction. The Patriots will just go

914
00:47:05,360 --> 00:47:09,239
Speaker 1: not the case, right, But my thinking was, look, that

915
00:47:09,400 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: messes up their whole game plan. AB's out. They're just

916
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:14,279
Speaker 1: gonna run the ball. They know they can win doing that.

917
00:47:14,640 --> 00:47:20,000
Speaker 1: Get out of town, regroup and thank god real quick,

918
00:47:20,120 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 1: and we'll talk about a by tomorrow. Quick. What are

919
00:47:21,960 --> 00:47:25,200
Speaker 1: you guys taking tonight? You got a bunch of money, man,

920
00:47:25,200 --> 00:47:27,640
Speaker 1: play something. No, I'm not playing anything, man, I am

921
00:47:27,840 --> 00:47:32,120
Speaker 1: on a high. What's your bears tonight? What do you think? Well,

922
00:47:32,120 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: that's that's gone up way. You got a bad number.

923
00:47:34,120 --> 00:47:36,560
Speaker 1: Then there was four on Friday, all right. I was

924
00:47:36,560 --> 00:47:40,120
Speaker 1: gonna take the Redskins anyway. Okay, I feel like I

925
00:47:40,160 --> 00:47:42,640
Speaker 1: don't know what a crapper of a game right now,

926
00:47:42,640 --> 00:47:44,640
Speaker 1: it's a good game. I get to see my bears. Hey,

927
00:47:44,680 --> 00:47:47,239
Speaker 1: and the over unders really low coach, So if you

928
00:47:47,239 --> 00:47:51,080
Speaker 1: want to do your your regular over it's forty one. Coach.

929
00:47:51,200 --> 00:47:54,520
Speaker 1: With the thing with parlays, there's only one game tonight

930
00:47:54,600 --> 00:47:58,920
Speaker 1: College NFL. There's one. You can't really do parlay. Avoid it.

931
00:47:58,920 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 1: Wait till the games of full Slate on Saturday Sunday. Man,

932
00:48:02,640 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: I'm exhausted. The people that bet again tonight, the people

933
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:08,080
Speaker 1: that lost their ass over the weekend. They they got

934
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,759
Speaker 1: to bet five thousand on the Browns. He's probably bett

935
00:48:10,760 --> 00:48:13,399
Speaker 1: five thousand on the Bears. Hey, somebody tells you they're

936
00:48:13,400 --> 00:48:16,040
Speaker 1: betting Monday night football. They lost their ass this weekend.

937
00:48:16,440 --> 00:48:18,239
Speaker 1: Maybe it's one of their favorite bets. You guys are

938
00:48:18,280 --> 00:48:21,400
Speaker 1: in another level, man, with your betting. That's crazy. Fifty

939
00:48:21,520 --> 00:48:25,640
Speaker 1: dollar parlays, Eddie. I'm not doing seven game parlays for

940
00:48:25,640 --> 00:48:28,000
Speaker 1: fifty dollars. I did one. I can't even hit a

941
00:48:28,120 --> 00:48:31,000
Speaker 1: three three game parlay with one dollar. You just missed

942
00:48:31,040 --> 00:48:36,040
Speaker 1: that nine one team or one dollar for that's very impressive.

943
00:48:36,600 --> 00:48:38,640
Speaker 1: But I can't do that with fifty bucks. Coach. That

944
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,560
Speaker 1: would scare the crap out of me. You do it

945
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,400
Speaker 1: with fifty get a babysitter, you're gonna be pucked with

946
00:48:42,480 --> 00:48:45,000
Speaker 1: the whole coach and get a serious thing. It's my

947
00:48:45,160 --> 00:48:49,160
Speaker 1: one time of year. I'm in Vegas. That's it. That's it.

948
00:48:49,680 --> 00:48:51,080
Speaker 1: That's the last time I'll bet on the NFL all

949
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 1: the rest of the year. Okay, that's it, Coach, we

950
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:56,400
Speaker 1: are We're betting every week with the jag. Look at

951
00:48:56,400 --> 00:48:58,719
Speaker 1: his computer, he's got Southwest dot Com already booking another.

952
00:48:59,080 --> 00:49:05,760
Speaker 1: No that it was good that you go once killed

953
00:49:05,800 --> 00:49:08,000
Speaker 1: it and then you're out. Oh man. Not a lot

954
00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:10,200
Speaker 1: of people can say that. I mean, you on the

955
00:49:10,239 --> 00:49:12,600
Speaker 1: plane when the giants are making that comeback because I

956
00:49:12,600 --> 00:49:15,719
Speaker 1: thought I was dead in the water down. I mean,

957
00:49:15,840 --> 00:49:20,359
Speaker 1: I am going running the clocks. I'm motioning go go, go, go,

958
00:49:20,360 --> 00:49:22,759
Speaker 1: go go. People next to me were like, what the

959
00:49:22,760 --> 00:49:25,120
Speaker 1: hell is this guy doing? Dude? You see the time

960
00:49:25,200 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: I said Vegas. If Caesar's is looking a little dilapidating

961
00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 1: and they're not able to make upgrades, it's because of

962
00:49:30,239 --> 00:49:34,239
Speaker 1: this guy over here took all their money. Hey, hey,

963
00:49:34,280 --> 00:49:37,120
Speaker 1: you guys short on money. This place looks like, Hey,

964
00:49:37,120 --> 00:49:39,680
Speaker 1: they're over at Blago going hey, hey guys, the fountains

965
00:49:39,719 --> 00:49:43,399
Speaker 1: not don can do that? Can do that? The seven

966
00:49:43,400 --> 00:49:45,480
Speaker 1: game on us? He hit a seven game er. Faed guys.

967
00:49:45,480 --> 00:49:48,000
Speaker 1: We talked about extending that the balcony and stuff. Not

968
00:49:48,200 --> 00:49:50,840
Speaker 1: forget about it, scrapped those planes, renovations closed. Hey the

969
00:49:50,880 --> 00:49:53,000
Speaker 1: Eiffel Tower at Paris, don't light it up today. We

970
00:49:53,000 --> 00:49:56,160
Speaker 1: don't have the went on the money today. Hey, why

971
00:49:56,160 --> 00:49:58,319
Speaker 1: are the Blaggio fountains not going? And I just said

972
00:49:58,360 --> 00:50:01,600
Speaker 1: we went to it back again? I don't know. Apparently

973
00:50:01,640 --> 00:50:03,600
Speaker 1: some guy kicked our ass and betting on football? You

974
00:50:03,640 --> 00:50:06,000
Speaker 1: want to parley for fifty? Why? Hey? Why is this

975
00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:09,920
Speaker 1: slot machine turned off? You can't afford it? All right,

976
00:50:09,960 --> 00:50:12,880
Speaker 1: we're good. Why why why does this craft table? We

977
00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:15,400
Speaker 1: have one? One dealer, that's all we're gonna afford. Man,

978
00:50:15,480 --> 00:50:21,799
Speaker 1: he took seven gamer? Where's Leila? Gave her the day off? Why?

979
00:50:21,880 --> 00:50:23,640
Speaker 1: Why in the hell is a Vegas strip closed? I

980
00:50:23,640 --> 00:50:25,440
Speaker 1: don't know. Some guy want to parlay ended up within

981
00:50:25,480 --> 00:50:34,239
Speaker 1: a thousand? How come there's not anybody here at checking

982
00:50:34,239 --> 00:50:35,879
Speaker 1: I'm trying to check in. Oh sorry, some dude took

983
00:50:35,920 --> 00:50:37,960
Speaker 1: us for a thousand. Can't afford it and we just

984
00:50:38,040 --> 00:50:39,880
Speaker 1: do the kiosks. Go over there and check yourself and

985
00:50:40,360 --> 00:50:42,279
Speaker 1: there's no butlers carry your on, damn bag. We usually

986
00:50:42,320 --> 00:50:44,000
Speaker 1: like to give you free water bottles. We can't today.

987
00:50:44,040 --> 00:50:47,160
Speaker 1: And somebody want to parlay? I got I got a problem.

988
00:50:47,200 --> 00:50:48,960
Speaker 1: My A C is not working. Oh yeah, we turned

989
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: those off, don't. You guys usually come around and give

990
00:50:51,840 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 1: us free drinks and stuff because we play and you

991
00:50:53,520 --> 00:50:55,759
Speaker 1: like the gamble. Not today, somebody want to parley. We've

992
00:50:55,760 --> 00:50:59,840
Speaker 1: been getting cleaned out lately. Yeah, I I put service

993
00:51:00,000 --> 00:51:01,359
Speaker 1: on my thing, like I want the maid to clean

994
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,279
Speaker 1: my root. Sorry no, maide, dude, hit up? Hit us

995
00:51:04,320 --> 00:51:06,720
Speaker 1: for a thousand? The pool out there? You guys usually

996
00:51:06,760 --> 00:51:09,160
Speaker 1: have commanders out there and there's a wave pool, nothing's running.

997
00:51:09,200 --> 00:51:11,719
Speaker 1: What's up? People may gambling and win and apparently these

998
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:16,960
Speaker 1: parleys for NFL are really easy. Hey, what happened to

999
00:51:17,000 --> 00:51:20,480
Speaker 1: the five dollar buffet here? Why is it twenty bus?

1000
00:51:20,520 --> 00:51:22,480
Speaker 1: We gotta make our money back? Somebody want to Partlet

1001
00:51:23,000 --> 00:51:27,520
Speaker 1: hand us for a thousand? Ex So if I'm walking

1002
00:51:27,840 --> 00:51:30,080
Speaker 1: a little tall day, that's why I guys, I was

1003
00:51:30,239 --> 00:51:32,600
Speaker 1: wondering why he didn't say anything. I asked him today

1004
00:51:32,600 --> 00:51:34,080
Speaker 1: when he came in and like, dude, how did it go?

1005
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:37,120
Speaker 1: Not good? Hey, what's up with the roulette table? You

1006
00:51:37,200 --> 00:51:39,160
Speaker 1: guys usually have people that will train us and teach

1007
00:51:39,200 --> 00:51:40,560
Speaker 1: us how to play for free. If we want to

1008
00:51:40,600 --> 00:51:44,440
Speaker 1: come early before. Yeah, what the hell? People have been

1009
00:51:44,440 --> 00:51:49,759
Speaker 1: winning at football? At parlays are easy around here. Hey,

1010
00:51:50,880 --> 00:51:57,000
Speaker 1: remember the Buddha but steal money from last year when

1011
00:51:57,000 --> 00:51:59,960
Speaker 1: we were there. Eddie's hammered and there's a twenty dollar

1012
00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 1: bill sitting on a Buddhist statue and his dumbmass takes it. Yeah.

1013
00:52:05,520 --> 00:52:09,000
Speaker 1: I got stopped pretty quick. Put that back, big old,

1014
00:52:09,320 --> 00:52:11,440
Speaker 1: big old security guards that put that back right now.

1015
00:52:12,040 --> 00:52:14,239
Speaker 1: Think I got to the Roulett table. I I can't

1016
00:52:14,280 --> 00:52:16,279
Speaker 1: see what numbers hit last. Oh yeah, we have to

1017
00:52:16,280 --> 00:52:18,640
Speaker 1: throw off those lights so that it hit hit us

1018
00:52:18,840 --> 00:52:22,720
Speaker 1: than you have to remember the number. Yeah. Usually for roulette,

1019
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:27,320
Speaker 1: usually it's awesome. There's a um not Hey, Usually for craps,

1020
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,400
Speaker 1: you guys have two nights win. Only one guy hit

1021
00:52:29,480 --> 00:52:34,520
Speaker 1: us big. On football, parleys are easier. You get to

1022
00:52:34,600 --> 00:52:37,200
Speaker 1: the airport, where's the cab line? Calves aren't running this today?

1023
00:52:37,840 --> 00:52:40,600
Speaker 1: Why not? Some guy hits big got us for a

1024
00:52:40,680 --> 00:52:44,279
Speaker 1: thousand parley? What happened in Brooks and done? I thought

1025
00:52:44,320 --> 00:52:46,799
Speaker 1: they have a residence here they left. Some guy killed

1026
00:52:46,840 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: us for a thousand? Oh man, David Copperfield doing this show.

1027
00:52:57,600 --> 00:53:01,960
Speaker 1: Money disappeared in one Copperfield. Some dude hit a parley

1028
00:53:02,040 --> 00:53:06,400
Speaker 1: for a thousand. Usually, you guys have the TVs all

1029
00:53:06,400 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 1: this stuff. We watch the sports book. Yeah, not anymore.

1030
00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 1: Some guy hit his for a thousand. Yeah. I was

1031
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:16,480
Speaker 1: looking for the NFL sheet that has the game lines. Yeah,

1032
00:53:16,560 --> 00:53:18,480
Speaker 1: we can't frind those at anymore. Someone hit us for

1033
00:53:18,520 --> 00:53:26,080
Speaker 1: a parlay, hit got a thousand. He Usually you guys

1034
00:53:26,120 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 1: have that. You guys give out. It's a bunch of

1035
00:53:27,760 --> 00:53:29,759
Speaker 1: free pencils and stuff, so we can circle our bets

1036
00:53:29,800 --> 00:53:31,279
Speaker 1: and we can do some drawings and stuff like that.

1037
00:53:31,320 --> 00:53:33,800
Speaker 1: There's no pencils over there. Some guy came in cleared

1038
00:53:34,080 --> 00:53:36,279
Speaker 1: for a thousand. Guys, there's no more pencils. Sorry, bring

1039
00:53:36,360 --> 00:53:41,440
Speaker 1: your own pens, I guess. Hey. Um, yeah, I was

1040
00:53:41,520 --> 00:53:43,520
Speaker 1: looking for a chair or to sit down and watch

1041
00:53:43,600 --> 00:53:47,040
Speaker 1: the games, but there's no chairs. Oh yeah, we had

1042
00:53:47,080 --> 00:53:48,320
Speaker 1: to get rid of those. We sold him in a

1043
00:53:48,320 --> 00:53:50,520
Speaker 1: garage cell because some guy hit a parley took us

1044
00:53:50,520 --> 00:53:55,480
Speaker 1: for a thousand. Do you order one of those frozen

1045
00:53:55,520 --> 00:53:59,160
Speaker 1: Margarita's give it to you in a in a styro

1046
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:01,040
Speaker 1: phone cup. You're like, what up for the big plastic

1047
00:54:02,840 --> 00:54:06,120
Speaker 1: Like yeah, the big the bone. They're like yeah, We

1048
00:54:06,160 --> 00:54:08,800
Speaker 1: don't have those anymore. Some guy hit us for a thousand,

1049
00:54:08,880 --> 00:54:12,120
Speaker 1: hit up Parlay, Hey, what's up with They always said Vegas.

1050
00:54:12,160 --> 00:54:14,960
Speaker 1: You guys are open twenty four hours. Vegas never sleeps. Yeah,

1051
00:54:15,040 --> 00:54:16,680
Speaker 1: not anymore. Some guy hit for a thousand. Now we're

1052
00:54:16,680 --> 00:54:20,680
Speaker 1: just nine to five. All right, we gotta go. I

1053
00:54:20,760 --> 00:54:22,480
Speaker 1: gotta go to Knoxville by bat