Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you
Speaker 1: know anything about my co host Brooke, she loves to talk. Yes,
Speaker 1: is very opinionated. Oh yeah, and it is not hard
Speaker 1: to set her off if you say the right thing
Speaker 1: or the wrong thing or just anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think I'm a joy.
Speaker 1: But today the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted
Speaker 1: to prank a mom whose kid is named Colins Wayne.
Speaker 1: What that's his first and last name. We're allowed to
Speaker 1: say it. They gave us permission, and Brooke pretended to
Speaker 1: be a substitute teacher.
Speaker 3: Yeah. I just thought it was gonna do a silly joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she found out she got a lot more than
Speaker 2: she for when it came to commenting on this boy's
Speaker 2: name to his mother. You're gonna hear it in your
Speaker 2: phone tap right now, phone taps.
Speaker 3: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dana. Hi.
Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Daying. I'm aster colleague.
Speaker 3: Uh huh. My name is Rebecca Cataract. I'm the substitute
Speaker 3: teacher at your son's elementary school.
Speaker 4: Oh Hi, it's nice to meet you.
Speaker 3: You too, kind of so it looks like I'm taking
Speaker 3: over for the next three to four weeks because missar
Speaker 3: is out with a foot injury.
Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, that's so sad, is it? It is sad.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing how much time teachers can take off
Speaker 3: for foot injuries like that and still get paid.
Speaker 4: Well, uh, okay, how can I help you? Is everything
Speaker 4: okay with my child?
Speaker 3: Or yeah? So about that. I was going through Roe
Speaker 3: call yesterday and your son raised his little land and said,
Speaker 3: my name's not Wayne Collins, it's Collins Wayne.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's that's correct.
Speaker 3: I've been calling him Wayne this entire time.
Speaker 4: Oh, I'm you know what I I know some people
Speaker 4: have done that in the past, but you know.
Speaker 3: What was it? Was it like was it like a
Speaker 3: trendy thing to do to use last names as first
Speaker 3: names or something?
Speaker 4: Excuse me?
Speaker 3: Did you not hear me? No?
Speaker 4: I heard you. I just personally don't think that's any
Speaker 4: of your business. And I kind of getting the sense
Speaker 4: here that you're just calling you know.
Speaker 3: I just think it's going to be easier for everyone
Speaker 3: if I just keep calling him Wayne, then it's easier
Speaker 3: for me.
Speaker 4: Absolutely not. That's all right?
Speaker 3: Is that okay?
Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, it's not okay? Where you get
Speaker 4: up I think.
Speaker 3: You're getting way too upset right now before you even
Speaker 3: think about this. It's like, have you ever said Wayne
Speaker 3: Collins out loud? Because that sounds way cooler than what
Speaker 3: you choose.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm about what you think, Wade.
Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds kind of like an eighties rock star,
Speaker 3: which isn't actually cool anymore. But there was a time.
Speaker 4: You know what, you call me if my son is sick,
Speaker 4: in danger, causing a problem class. But to call someone
Speaker 4: and give them a hard time about what they named
Speaker 4: their child. Your parents probably made you Apple Kodiak or
Speaker 4: honey Bears and stupid truth like that.
Speaker 3: I think I told you already my name is Rebecca.
Speaker 4: Oh you know you know what, Rebecca? That was like
Speaker 4: one of the things in the nineties that's like out
Speaker 4: of date. I really think someone needs to take you
Speaker 4: out back and clean your clock. Rebecca.
Speaker 3: How about that? I don't have any clocks.
Speaker 4: You are such an apphole, like you're seriously, you're a
Speaker 4: dumma and you're teaching children. No wonder the education system
Speaker 4: in this country's failing. It's because a losers like you.
Speaker 4: You didn't even go to college. You're probably just one
Speaker 4: of these peoples who are like, oh, I can be
Speaker 4: a teacher because like I know, two plus two is
Speaker 4: five and you can.
Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, two plus two is not not
Speaker 3: Do not.
Speaker 4: Do not interrupt me. Wow, I am literally in my
Speaker 4: car right now. I'm going down there and I won't
Speaker 4: be speaking with the Principle. Do you understand?
Speaker 3: Go ahead and do that because I don't think you
Speaker 3: realize that he's not going to take your side because
Speaker 3: I'm having a passionate affair with him.
Speaker 4: Oh my, you are just you know what. I'm actually
Speaker 4: calling the police and filing this is discussion.
Speaker 3: We want you listen. You don't need to be jealous
Speaker 3: that you're not hooking up with the Principle.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super jealous that I'm not hooking up with
Speaker 4: a man who looks like mister potato head. Frankly, I
Speaker 4: say you need to up your standards. But after listening
Speaker 4: to you speak, that makes sense if that's the only
Speaker 4: type of man you can beg So are.
Speaker 3: You saying that we're good with Wayne?
Speaker 4: If I find out you are calling him by his
Speaker 4: last name, I swear to everything I own in this
Speaker 4: earth and love, I will come down to that school.
Speaker 4: Grab you by your throat and throat stomp you because
Speaker 4: I am not putting up with this. And if you,
Speaker 4: if you are a real woman, you take the beating
Speaker 4: that you deserve. So hang up the phone and we
Speaker 4: will forget this conversation. You continue this year now, and
Speaker 4: I'm warning you, hang up, hang up and forget you
Speaker 4: ever quals me or you continue like this, I will
Speaker 4: come down that stone beat your suit.
Speaker 3: Before you do that. Can I just tell you that
Speaker 3: this is a prank phone call that your sister set
Speaker 3: you up for.
Speaker 4: I mean, what, wait?
Speaker 3: What this is actually broke from the radio Showbrook and
Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. Oh holy cow, your sister and
Speaker 3: I set you up?
Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me? Oh my god?
Speaker 3: Oh you are so scary. I just wanted to call
Speaker 3: him Wayne. I think you were gonna throw stump.
Speaker 4: Me God, And I don't exactly regret what I said,
Speaker 4: but now that I know that this is a prank call,
Speaker 4: I am sorry if I freaked you out.
Speaker 3: I guess do you go to anger management classes or
Speaker 3: you know?
Speaker 4: I actually do yoga, but I think I should the
Speaker 4: number of classes.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what yoga's serving you?
Speaker 4: Like you think it is, No, it's not.
Speaker 3: Broke.
Speaker 4: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,