WEBVTT - Phone Tap: The Name Shame

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<v Speaker 1>It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you

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<v Speaker 1>know anything about my co host Brooke, she loves to talk. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>is very opinionated. Oh yeah, and it is not hard

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<v Speaker 1>to set her off if you say the right thing

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<v Speaker 1>or the wrong thing or just anything.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I'm a joy.

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<v Speaker 1>But today the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted

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<v Speaker 1>to prank a mom whose kid is named Colins Wayne.

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<v Speaker 1>What that's his first and last name. We're allowed to

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<v Speaker 1>say it. They gave us permission, and Brooke pretended to

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<v Speaker 1>be a substitute teacher.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. I just thought it was gonna do a silly joke.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, she found out she got a lot more than

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<v Speaker 2>she for when it came to commenting on this boy's

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<v Speaker 2>name to his mother. You're gonna hear it in your

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<v Speaker 2>phone tap right now, phone taps.

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<v Speaker 3>On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dana. Hi.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, this is Daying. I'm aster colleague.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh. My name is Rebecca Cataract. I'm the substitute

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<v Speaker 3>teacher at your son's elementary school.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh Hi, it's nice to meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>You too, kind of so it looks like I'm taking

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<v Speaker 3>over for the next three to four weeks because missar

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<v Speaker 3>is out with a foot injury.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my goodness, that's so sad, is it? It is sad.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it's amazing how much time teachers can take off

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<v Speaker 3>for foot injuries like that and still get paid.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, uh, okay, how can I help you? Is everything

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<v Speaker 4>okay with my child?

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<v Speaker 3>Or yeah? So about that. I was going through Roe

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<v Speaker 3>call yesterday and your son raised his little land and said,

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<v Speaker 3>my name's not Wayne Collins, it's Collins Wayne.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, yeah, that's that's correct.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been calling him Wayne this entire time.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I'm you know what I I know some people

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<v Speaker 4>have done that in the past, but you know.

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<v Speaker 3>What was it? Was it like was it like a

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<v Speaker 3>trendy thing to do to use last names as first

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<v Speaker 3>names or something?

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<v Speaker 4>Excuse me?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you not hear me? No?

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<v Speaker 4>I heard you. I just personally don't think that's any

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<v Speaker 4>of your business. And I kind of getting the sense

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<v Speaker 4>here that you're just calling you know.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think it's going to be easier for everyone

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<v Speaker 3>if I just keep calling him Wayne, then it's easier

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<v Speaker 3>for me.

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<v Speaker 4>Absolutely not. That's all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Is that okay?

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<v Speaker 4>No? No, no, no, it's not okay? Where you get

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<v Speaker 4>up I think.

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<v Speaker 3>You're getting way too upset right now before you even

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<v Speaker 3>think about this. It's like, have you ever said Wayne

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<v Speaker 3>Collins out loud? Because that sounds way cooler than what

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<v Speaker 3>you choose.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm about what you think, Wade.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it sounds kind of like an eighties rock star,

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<v Speaker 3>which isn't actually cool anymore. But there was a time.

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<v Speaker 4>You know what, you call me if my son is sick,

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<v Speaker 4>in danger, causing a problem class. But to call someone

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<v Speaker 4>and give them a hard time about what they named

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<v Speaker 4>their child. Your parents probably made you Apple Kodiak or

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<v Speaker 4>honey Bears and stupid truth like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think I told you already my name is Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh you know you know what, Rebecca? That was like

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<v Speaker 4>one of the things in the nineties that's like out

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<v Speaker 4>of date. I really think someone needs to take you

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<v Speaker 4>out back and clean your clock. Rebecca.

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<v Speaker 3>How about that? I don't have any clocks.

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<v Speaker 4>You are such an apphole, like you're seriously, you're a

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<v Speaker 4>dumma and you're teaching children. No wonder the education system

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<v Speaker 4>in this country's failing. It's because a losers like you.

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<v Speaker 4>You didn't even go to college. You're probably just one

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<v Speaker 4>of these peoples who are like, oh, I can be

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<v Speaker 4>a teacher because like I know, two plus two is

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<v Speaker 4>five and you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me, excuse me, two plus two is not not

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<v Speaker 3>Do not.

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<v Speaker 4>Do not interrupt me. Wow, I am literally in my

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<v Speaker 4>car right now. I'm going down there and I won't

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<v Speaker 4>be speaking with the Principle. Do you understand?

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<v Speaker 3>Go ahead and do that because I don't think you

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<v Speaker 3>realize that he's not going to take your side because

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<v Speaker 3>I'm having a passionate affair with him.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my, you are just you know what. I'm actually

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<v Speaker 4>calling the police and filing this is discussion.

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<v Speaker 3>We want you listen. You don't need to be jealous

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<v Speaker 3>that you're not hooking up with the Principle.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I'm super jealous that I'm not hooking up with

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<v Speaker 4>a man who looks like mister potato head. Frankly, I

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<v Speaker 4>say you need to up your standards. But after listening

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<v Speaker 4>to you speak, that makes sense if that's the only

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<v Speaker 4>type of man you can beg So are.

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<v Speaker 3>You saying that we're good with Wayne?

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<v Speaker 4>If I find out you are calling him by his

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<v Speaker 4>last name, I swear to everything I own in this

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<v Speaker 4>earth and love, I will come down to that school.

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<v Speaker 4>Grab you by your throat and throat stomp you because

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<v Speaker 4>I am not putting up with this. And if you,

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<v Speaker 4>if you are a real woman, you take the beating

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<v Speaker 4>that you deserve. So hang up the phone and we

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<v Speaker 4>will forget this conversation. You continue this year now, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm warning you, hang up, hang up and forget you

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<v Speaker 4>ever quals me or you continue like this, I will

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<v Speaker 4>come down that stone beat your suit.

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<v Speaker 3>Before you do that. Can I just tell you that

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<v Speaker 3>this is a prank phone call that your sister set

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<v Speaker 3>you up for.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what, wait?

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<v Speaker 3>What this is actually broke from the radio Showbrook and

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<v Speaker 3>Jeffrey in the morning. Oh holy cow, your sister and

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<v Speaker 3>I set you up?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me? Oh my god?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you are so scary. I just wanted to call

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<v Speaker 3>him Wayne. I think you were gonna throw stump.

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<v Speaker 4>Me God, And I don't exactly regret what I said,

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<v Speaker 4>but now that I know that this is a prank call,

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<v Speaker 4>I am sorry if I freaked you out.

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<v Speaker 3>I guess do you go to anger management classes or

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<v Speaker 3>you know?

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<v Speaker 4>I actually do yoga, but I think I should the

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<v Speaker 4>number of classes.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I don't know what yoga's serving you?

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<v Speaker 4>Like you think it is, No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 3>Broke.

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<v Speaker 4>In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,