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Speaker 1: It's Brook and Jeffrey in the morning. And if you

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Speaker 1: know anything about my co host Brooke, she loves to talk. Yes,

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Speaker 1: is very opinionated. Oh yeah, and it is not hard

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Speaker 1: to set her off if you say the right thing

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Speaker 1: or the wrong thing or just anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: I think I'm a joy.

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Speaker 1: But today the tables were actually turned when Brooke attempted

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Speaker 1: to prank a mom whose kid is named Colins Wayne.

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Speaker 1: What that's his first and last name. We're allowed to

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Speaker 1: say it. They gave us permission, and Brooke pretended to

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Speaker 1: be a substitute teacher.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. I just thought it was gonna do a silly joke.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she found out she got a lot more than

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Speaker 2: she for when it came to commenting on this boy's

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Speaker 2: name to his mother. You're gonna hear it in your

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Speaker 2: phone tap right now, phone taps.

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Speaker 3: On the twenties. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Dana. Hi.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, this is Daying. I'm aster colleague.

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Speaker 3: Uh huh. My name is Rebecca Cataract. I'm the substitute

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Speaker 3: teacher at your son's elementary school.

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Speaker 4: Oh Hi, it's nice to meet you.

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Speaker 3: You too, kind of so it looks like I'm taking

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Speaker 3: over for the next three to four weeks because missar

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Speaker 3: is out with a foot injury.

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Speaker 4: Oh my goodness, that's so sad, is it? It is sad.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's amazing how much time teachers can take off

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Speaker 3: for foot injuries like that and still get paid.

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Speaker 4: Well, uh, okay, how can I help you? Is everything

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Speaker 4: okay with my child?

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Speaker 3: Or yeah? So about that. I was going through Roe

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Speaker 3: call yesterday and your son raised his little land and said,

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Speaker 3: my name's not Wayne Collins, it's Collins Wayne.

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Speaker 4: Well, yeah, that's that's correct.

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Speaker 3: I've been calling him Wayne this entire time.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I'm you know what I I know some people

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Speaker 4: have done that in the past, but you know.

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Speaker 3: What was it? Was it like was it like a

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Speaker 3: trendy thing to do to use last names as first

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Speaker 3: names or something?

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Speaker 4: Excuse me?

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Speaker 3: Did you not hear me? No?

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Speaker 4: I heard you. I just personally don't think that's any

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Speaker 4: of your business. And I kind of getting the sense

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Speaker 4: here that you're just calling you know.

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Speaker 3: I just think it's going to be easier for everyone

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Speaker 3: if I just keep calling him Wayne, then it's easier

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Speaker 3: for me.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely not. That's all right?

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Speaker 3: Is that okay?

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Speaker 4: No? No, no, no, it's not okay? Where you get

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Speaker 4: up I think.

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Speaker 3: You're getting way too upset right now before you even

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Speaker 3: think about this. It's like, have you ever said Wayne

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Speaker 3: Collins out loud? Because that sounds way cooler than what

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Speaker 3: you choose.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm about what you think, Wade.

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Speaker 3: I mean, it sounds kind of like an eighties rock star,

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Speaker 3: which isn't actually cool anymore. But there was a time.

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Speaker 4: You know what, you call me if my son is sick,

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Speaker 4: in danger, causing a problem class. But to call someone

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Speaker 4: and give them a hard time about what they named

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Speaker 4: their child. Your parents probably made you Apple Kodiak or

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Speaker 4: honey Bears and stupid truth like that.

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Speaker 3: I think I told you already my name is Rebecca.

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Speaker 4: Oh you know you know what, Rebecca? That was like

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Speaker 4: one of the things in the nineties that's like out

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Speaker 4: of date. I really think someone needs to take you

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Speaker 4: out back and clean your clock. Rebecca.

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Speaker 3: How about that? I don't have any clocks.

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Speaker 4: You are such an apphole, like you're seriously, you're a

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Speaker 4: dumma and you're teaching children. No wonder the education system

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Speaker 4: in this country's failing. It's because a losers like you.

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Speaker 4: You didn't even go to college. You're probably just one

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Speaker 4: of these peoples who are like, oh, I can be

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Speaker 4: a teacher because like I know, two plus two is

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Speaker 4: five and you can.

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Speaker 3: Excuse me, excuse me, two plus two is not not

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Speaker 3: Do not.

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Speaker 4: Do not interrupt me. Wow, I am literally in my

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Speaker 4: car right now. I'm going down there and I won't

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Speaker 4: be speaking with the Principle. Do you understand?

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Speaker 3: Go ahead and do that because I don't think you

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Speaker 3: realize that he's not going to take your side because

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Speaker 3: I'm having a passionate affair with him.

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Speaker 4: Oh my, you are just you know what. I'm actually

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Speaker 4: calling the police and filing this is discussion.

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Speaker 3: We want you listen. You don't need to be jealous

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Speaker 3: that you're not hooking up with the Principle.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm super jealous that I'm not hooking up with

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Speaker 4: a man who looks like mister potato head. Frankly, I

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Speaker 4: say you need to up your standards. But after listening

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Speaker 4: to you speak, that makes sense if that's the only

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Speaker 4: type of man you can beg So are.

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Speaker 3: You saying that we're good with Wayne?

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Speaker 4: If I find out you are calling him by his

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Speaker 4: last name, I swear to everything I own in this

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Speaker 4: earth and love, I will come down to that school.

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Speaker 4: Grab you by your throat and throat stomp you because

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Speaker 4: I am not putting up with this. And if you,

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Speaker 4: if you are a real woman, you take the beating

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Speaker 4: that you deserve. So hang up the phone and we

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Speaker 4: will forget this conversation. You continue this year now, and

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Speaker 4: I'm warning you, hang up, hang up and forget you

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Speaker 4: ever quals me or you continue like this, I will

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Speaker 4: come down that stone beat your suit.

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Speaker 3: Before you do that. Can I just tell you that

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Speaker 3: this is a prank phone call that your sister set

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Speaker 3: you up for.

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Speaker 4: I mean, what, wait?

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Speaker 3: What this is actually broke from the radio Showbrook and

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Speaker 3: Jeffrey in the morning. Oh holy cow, your sister and

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Speaker 3: I set you up?

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, are you freaking kidding me? Oh my god?

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Speaker 3: Oh you are so scary. I just wanted to call

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Speaker 3: him Wayne. I think you were gonna throw stump.

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Speaker 4: Me God, And I don't exactly regret what I said,

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Speaker 4: but now that I know that this is a prank call,

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Speaker 4: I am sorry if I freaked you out.

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Speaker 3: I guess do you go to anger management classes or

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Speaker 3: you know?

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Speaker 4: I actually do yoga, but I think I should the

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Speaker 4: number of classes.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't know what yoga's serving you?

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Speaker 4: Like you think it is, No, it's not.

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Speaker 3: Broke.

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Speaker 4: In Jeffrey's phone taps on the twenties,