WEBVTT - Second Date Update Classics: Hotel Bar Rendezvous + Facebook KO

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to it. We've got back-to-back classics for you to

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<v Speaker 1>get through your weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>And if you haven't checked out our YouTube, just this weekend,

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<v Speaker 3>I think you especially should because it is my favorite

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<v Speaker 3>phone tap compilation ever.

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<v Speaker 1>So we do these.

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<v Speaker 3>Phone taps or prank phone calls, I don't know if

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<v Speaker 3>you've heard them or not, where we use.

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<v Speaker 1>A fake AI agent.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not.

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<v Speaker 1>real AI. What? No.

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<v Speaker 5>Shocker.

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<v Speaker 4>But we use bots.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>And they are so funny to me. I don't know

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<v Speaker 4>why they're so funny.

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<v Speaker 1>They're so funny.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, because it's our producer writing what, like, he's the

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<v Speaker 3>one that records what those bots say.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>And he's just one of the funniest people.

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<v Speaker 5>I've ever met.

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<v Speaker 1>He's a strange dude.

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<v Speaker 3>So we've got a whole compilation, like 45 minutes up,

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<v Speaker 3>of these prank phone calls with the fake bots up

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<v Speaker 3>on our YouTube, at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>Flip on over there and check them out at some

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<v Speaker 3>point this weekend. But first, we've got comments before these classics.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Heather Tucker said, found the show by listening to

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<v Speaker 4>the prank calls on TikTok and laughed so hard. Look

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<v Speaker 4>at that.

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<v Speaker 1>There we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Love the show. I'm in South Mississippi, and this will

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<v Speaker 4>be my daily listen. Hey, sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>That's so awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 1>We're so glad you're here. All right, let's get to it.

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<v Speaker 1>Starts right now.

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<v Speaker 2>Certain things you cannot forget when you're going out on

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<v Speaker 2>a date.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Your wallet.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>A teeth check.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>Totally.

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<v Speaker 2>And that little sheet of paper where your mom wrote

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<v Speaker 2>instructions on how to satisfy your partner.

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<v Speaker 1>Ew.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't forget that. It's going to come in handy.

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<v Speaker 6>Trust me.

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<v Speaker 7>Really important, dude.

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<v Speaker 3>What can your mom teach you about, like, what silverware

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<v Speaker 3>to use?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>That's in there. Trust me.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, God.

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<v Speaker 2>She covers it all. But five minutes into one of

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<v Speaker 2>our listeners' first dates, he realized he forgot maybe the

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<v Speaker 2>most important thing of all.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh-oh.

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<v Speaker 2>And it sent him into full-on panic mode.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>You're going to hear the extremely important thing he can't

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<v Speaker 2>believe he forgot in your brand-new Second Date Update next.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 2>Some people might say it's presumptuous on a first date

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<v Speaker 2>to bring a girl straight to a hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But Brooke would say the La Quinta? Oh, my.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know you were going to say a nice hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't even need a room. I'll just lay on

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<v Speaker 2>the breakfast bar. You feed me raisin bran until I

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<v Speaker 2>say stop.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll show you how to use that waffle maker.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, is this an 8 a.m.

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<v Speaker 6>Date?

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<v Speaker 2>That's how Brooke likes it. But I only bring it

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<v Speaker 2>up because according to our listener, Jack, in his email,

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<v Speaker 2>he says he had his first date at a local hotel.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's all I know. So, Jack, you dog. Please

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<v Speaker 2>say a nice.

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<v Speaker 7>Restaurant at a local hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>Cross my fingers for a bar.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, man, welcome to the show, dude.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for having me on. And you know what?

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<v Speaker 5>That sounds really great, but it wasn't that.

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<v Speaker 1>You're talking about the breakfast bar sounds really great?

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<v Speaker 7>Hook up with the waffle machine?

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm talking about taking the lady to a hotel

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<v Speaker 5>on the first date.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it didn't happen.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it did not happen? I thought that's what it

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<v Speaker 2>said in the email.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff, what did you mess up again?

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, reading's hard. Okay, I apologize. So maybe you should

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<v Speaker 2>just start at the beginning. Tell us about this lady

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<v Speaker 2>that you met.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, we did go to a hotel, but it was

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<v Speaker 5>the coffee bar, though.

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<v Speaker 7>So Jeff read the word hotel and was like, it

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<v Speaker 7>was a hotel day.

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<v Speaker 2>What else do you do at a hotel? You can

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<v Speaker 2>get coffee.

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<v Speaker 3>Why is a coffee bar okay, but the La Quinta

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<v Speaker 3>breakfast bar isn't?

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, literally, what is the difference?

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<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a blurb line.

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<v Speaker 1>It's just a fancier name.

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<v Speaker 5>I just figured if I put hotel in the email,

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<v Speaker 5>it's like, oh, this is getting somebody's attention. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It works.

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<v Speaker 2>It sure does.

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<v Speaker 1>Jeff's easy to get.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Her name is Delilah.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>And how did you meet her?

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<v Speaker 5>We met on a dating app.

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<v Speaker 1>Did you take everything in your power not to sing

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<v Speaker 1>that Plain White Cheese song to her?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, God. I mean, she's from all.

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<v Speaker 5>Over the world. And you would think like that alone

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<v Speaker 5>would make me remember. But I don't know if it's because,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, dating apps and you're looking at a lot

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<v Speaker 5>of different people, a lot of different names. But we

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<v Speaker 5>were sitting there and I think within five minutes, I

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<v Speaker 5>can't remember her name. No.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, no. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>What did you do?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, dang. You're like, hey there, pretty lady.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, you know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, coffee lover.

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<v Speaker 2>Hopefully not.

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<v Speaker 6>Hey, you.

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<v Speaker 5>Luckily, she kind of saved me from it because she

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<v Speaker 5>started telling a story about her and a friend. And

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<v Speaker 5>she was like, oh, and my friend was like, Delilah,

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<v Speaker 5>what are you doing? And I'm like, oh, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Delilah.

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<v Speaker 7>Oh, my gosh.

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<v Speaker 2>You listened to her.

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<v Speaker 7>That's a good thing.

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<v Speaker 6>That's a big way.

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<v Speaker 1>About the first time around, it sounds like. Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>Actually, you're right.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're listening. So now that you're 15 minutes into

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<v Speaker 2>the date and you finally refigured out her name, where

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<v Speaker 2>does it go from there?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, to back up a little bit, she's very pretty.

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<v Speaker 5>And I was really attracted. And this may have been

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<v Speaker 5>like the whole I forgot her name thing.

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<v Speaker 6>But she had this like brown, reddish hair.

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<v Speaker 5>Picture like Emma Stone. But prettier.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, wow.

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<v Speaker 7>That's actually a good visual.

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<v Speaker 2>Shots fired at Emma Stone. I know Emma Stone's hair.

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<v Speaker 1>She's really pretty.

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<v Speaker 2>Emma Stone is a big listener to this show, so

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<v Speaker 2>you should know that. Don't we just love her? That's okay.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's awesome. You were blown away at how

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<v Speaker 1>gorgeous this woman was. Delilah.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. And it was, aside from, like, I can't remember

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<v Speaker 5>your name, there were a couple other weird things you

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<v Speaker 5>kind of take as a good sign. Like, we were

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<v Speaker 5>wearing the same colors.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like the universe.

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<v Speaker 1>Did she notice that, or did you point it out?

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<v Speaker 5>She actually was the one who pointed that out.

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<v Speaker 4>Are we talking like black and brown?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my God, we're both in black shirts. It's just subtle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, we're in all green polka dots together. This must

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<v Speaker 2>mean something.

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<v Speaker 1>Super specific.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, aside from the color of her hair and

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<v Speaker 2>the color of your clothes, were there any other highlights?

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<v Speaker 2>That's very good. What other highlights did you and Delilah

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<v Speaker 2>have with each other?

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<v Speaker 5>I thought it was a good date. You know, we

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<v Speaker 5>had a good conversation. It kind of veered off in

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<v Speaker 5>a weird direction at one point. I don't know how

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<v Speaker 5>we got there, but like we started talking about childhood

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<v Speaker 5>dentist trauma.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, that's a good one.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone has a story about that, right?

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<v Speaker 2>It's a really hot thing to talk about on a

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<v Speaker 2>first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Did it make you laugh?

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, yeah, kind of. I had a story about,

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<v Speaker 5>you know, wisdom teeth getting pulled and lots of blood

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<v Speaker 5>and actually vomiting or whatever.

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<v Speaker 6>But she was laughing at it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. I like that she finds it humorous.

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<v Speaker 2>You like a little dry socket?

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<v Speaker 4>At least you keep up with your teeth. That's what

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<v Speaker 4>I'm taking as a point.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, maybe we should just jump right to how

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<v Speaker 2>did it end?

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<v Speaker 6>I thought it.

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<v Speaker 5>Ended well, you know? I mean, it's a daytime date,

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<v Speaker 5>so it wasn't like we were kissed. We hugged. I'm

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<v Speaker 5>trying to think of, you know, I use the coupon

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<v Speaker 5>to pay for the coffee, but I don't think she

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<v Speaker 5>even saw that. So it's not like she's going to go, oh, gosh,

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<v Speaker 5>cheap or something.

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<v Speaker 3>Some people have an issue with coupons for some reason,

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<v Speaker 3>because I think that just means you are a smart spender.

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<v Speaker 4>I need to know, was it like on your phone

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<v Speaker 4>coupon or you had like a paper cutout?

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<v Speaker 8>Why does it matter?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, the magazine clip out? That's kind of old.

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<v Speaker 1>Who cares where the coupon came from, okay?

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<v Speaker 2>But the reason that you do it, Brooke, is so

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<v Speaker 2>that you can tip less on the final bill. That's

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<v Speaker 2>a bad look also.

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<v Speaker 1>That just means you found a man that could be

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<v Speaker 1>financially stable.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even think she saw it. I mean, it

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<v Speaker 5>was on my phone. I don't even think she saw it,

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<v Speaker 5>but if she did, then yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Was on the phone.

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<v Speaker 4>That's better.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, you're fine. Okay. How long has it been

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<v Speaker 2>since your hotel coffee date?

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<v Speaker 5>It has been just over a week. Okay. And I'm

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<v Speaker 5>getting absolutely nothing back.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, you hesitated there, and I thought you might be

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<v Speaker 2>saying seven years. So this is better than what I

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<v Speaker 2>was expecting. That means we still have a chance when

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<v Speaker 2>we come back and we call Delilah for you. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 2>she has some memory of who you are and some

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<v Speaker 2>memory of why she's not calling you back.

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<v Speaker 1>If she forgets his name, it'll just make him feel better.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's also a positive.

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<v Speaker 5>I would prefer you didn't bring that part up.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But yeah, whatever you got to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. We'll make it happen for you with your second

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<v Speaker 2>date update right after this.

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<v Speaker 6>Hold on.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're just joining us, we've been chopping it up

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<v Speaker 2>with our listener, Jack, about his first date. with a

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<v Speaker 2>lovely woman with reddish brown hair named Delilah.

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<v Speaker 1>Say Auburn. Say Auburn hair.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not how he described it.

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<v Speaker 1>That is what reddish brown is.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how you described it.

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<v Speaker 6>No, it was red.

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<v Speaker 7>It was brown red.

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<v Speaker 2>But you've heard of the app Coffee Meets Bagel. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Jack said no to that bagel. just grabbed coffee with

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<v Speaker 2>her at a hotel bar. It was a great transition.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, he thought.

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<v Speaker 7>When he wrote that down in his head, he's like,

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<v Speaker 7>I'm going to say this.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hearing the people laughing in their cars right now.

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<v Speaker 2>And they discussed hobbies and childhoods, traumatic dental experiences, all

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<v Speaker 2>the usual first date topics. But now, just like the ring,

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<v Speaker 2>it's been seven days. So it's time to go get

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<v Speaker 2>our girl.

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<v Speaker 6>Scary.

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<v Speaker 7>You guys haven't seen The Ring? No. You know when

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<v Speaker 7>you see the video and then you have seven days

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<v Speaker 7>to forward it or you die?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh. I don't watch those movies. They're too frightening.

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<v Speaker 2>It was really scary. It's seven days and then the

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<v Speaker 2>entity comes to get you and that's what we are.

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<v Speaker 2>We are the entity coming to her phone to ask

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<v Speaker 2>her what's up.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's okay, Brooke. I know you don't appreciate amazing transitions

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<v Speaker 2>like that, but that's what we're going to do in radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I just spent this whole time doing this, writing your transition.

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<v Speaker 7>Jeff was like, I'm coming in with a coffee bagel joke,

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<v Speaker 7>and then I'm following up with the ring, baby. This

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<v Speaker 7>is going to be the greatest.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't even have to.

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<v Speaker 1>Go after you. These two got me.

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<v Speaker 2>When we win our Marconi Award after this, you're going

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<v Speaker 2>to see who's laughing, but that's fine.

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<v Speaker 3>No one knows what a Marconi is unless you've been

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<v Speaker 3>in radio for 20 years.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't even know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a radiogram.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't know until I won one.

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<v Speaker 2>Jack, you feel me. You felt like that was a

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<v Speaker 2>good recap, right?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, no, I thought you guys got it right.

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<v Speaker 4>You can say no.

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<v Speaker 1>Damn it, Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>No, because he thinks if he says no, Jack will

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<v Speaker 2>make the call. Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 4>We all know the answer.

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<v Speaker 5>I only hesitated because I was listening to you guys talk,

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<v Speaker 5>and I'm like, what the hell is a Marconi?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah, right?

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<v Speaker 2>It's the highest prize you can win in radio.

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<v Speaker 4>I think it's fake.

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<v Speaker 2>It's our Grammys.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not included in the EGOT for a reason.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, fine. The reckoning is coming. Let's just call this one.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, is this Delilah?

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<v Speaker 11>This is she.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Delilah. Happy to.

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<v Speaker 6>What?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you're in for a treat.

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<v Speaker 2>After all the jokes you've been making. You're hearing a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of voices right now because you're on the radio

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<v Speaker 2>right now. On a show called Brooke and Jeffrey in

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<v Speaker 2>the Morning.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, yeah. Hi.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, welcome to the show. Thanks. That's an appropriate response.

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<v Speaker 2>I know you're probably wondering what's going on. And I

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<v Speaker 2>can tell you this is a segment we do. You

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<v Speaker 2>may have heard of it before. It's called the Second

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<v Speaker 2>Date Update.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>It's where... If we have a listener who wants some

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<v Speaker 2>help getting in touch with someone they went on a

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<v Speaker 2>date with recently, we can call them on their behalf

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<v Speaker 2>and try to figure out if there's a reason why

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<v Speaker 2>they aren't getting together again.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>Kind of cute, huh?

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<v Speaker 6>Um, yeah, I guess.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and the reason that we're calling you is because

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<v Speaker 2>you met up with a guy named Jack recently.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, the coffee date.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, coffee Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 4>It was a.

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<v Speaker 11>Decent date, but I mean, overall, um.

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, unfortunately, I kind of found it a little boring,

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<v Speaker 11>you know?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, no, that's the worst. Which part was boring?

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>There was just, like, not a lot of initiative taken on, like,

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<v Speaker 11>starting different conversations.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so you felt like you had to lead all

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<v Speaker 3>the conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you mean?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, like, a little bit.

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<v Speaker 11>I honestly think that we got started talking about the

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<v Speaker 11>dentist after I said I had sensitive teeth when I

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<v Speaker 11>drank my coffee when it was too hot, and then

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<v Speaker 11>that's how we ended up there. Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. And when he was describing how he was puking

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<v Speaker 2>in the dentist's chair, that didn't give you romantic butterflies?

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<v Speaker 11>It's not necessarily the exciting first date conversation you, like,

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<v Speaker 11>get to know you.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>But to be fair, like, what is? Like, what were

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<v Speaker 2>you hoping for? Like, you guys are just supposed to

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<v Speaker 2>meet up and get to know each other, right? Like,

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<v Speaker 2>a first time? I mean, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 11>I'll have like a first date script that I expect

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<v Speaker 11>to be like gone over.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I can kind of understand what she's saying

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<v Speaker 3>when you have a conversation with someone and it feels

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<v Speaker 3>like it's more work than what you get.

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<v Speaker 1>Out of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Brooke, I agree with you on that and

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<v Speaker 2>I see what you mean, but we do a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of these phone calls and I would caution people because

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<v Speaker 2>a lot of times when someone says they're looking for

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<v Speaker 2>that romantic spark, That's just not how real dates actually are.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not saying she should give up on it.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just saying that I understand having those conversations and

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<v Speaker 3>leaving and being like, oof, that was exhausting.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't hear her say like, God, that was exhausting.

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<v Speaker 2>She was just like, I was kind of bored. I

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<v Speaker 2>didn't feel the spark.

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<v Speaker 7>You know, when people are like, oh, it felt like

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<v Speaker 7>we already knew each other. Like the chemistry was there.

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<v Speaker 2>This is like the opposite of that. But you're describing

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke and her cousins at their family reunions. And that's

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<v Speaker 2>a different situation.

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<v Speaker 6>Absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>That's my second or third date feeling not a first date.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah so Delilah you're saying it was so.

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<v Speaker 3>Boring it didn't even warrant more exploration into if there

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<v Speaker 3>was actually something there.

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<v Speaker 11>Like he is a good dad but to be perfectly

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<v Speaker 11>honest like I'm getting messages from guys pretty frequently and

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<v Speaker 11>like I'm going on quite a few coffee dates yeah

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<v Speaker 11>and so like if it's not interesting or I don't

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<v Speaker 11>feel like a spark or like want to pursue it

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<v Speaker 11>I I just don't know that it's worth my time,

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<v Speaker 11>you know?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 4>It's like, you know, he got his audition.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure. But who's to say that he wasn't also equally

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<v Speaker 2>bored and wanting more from you during the conversation?

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<v Speaker 1>He had a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, that's what he said because that's the polite thing

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<v Speaker 2>to do when you meet somebody. And I'm not just

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<v Speaker 2>going to say that in his place. I'll let him

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<v Speaker 2>tell you because Jack is on the other line listening

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<v Speaker 2>to this call wanting to jump in.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, Jack, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>I would not have said it like that had I known.

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<v Speaker 11>That you were, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 7>He's just doing the polite thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Right, Jeff? Well, I'm just going to say my defense.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, it was a coffee date in the middle

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<v Speaker 5>of the day. I don't know what you expect.

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<v Speaker 2>That could be something.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 11>Maybe we connect over a mutual hobby or like a

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<v Speaker 11>movie that we liked and none of that happened.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, I was just holding back because, again, I

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<v Speaker 5>thought we were just trying to go slow, trying to

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<v Speaker 5>get to know each other. I mean, you've got to

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<v Speaker 5>wait until like the second date before you get, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>Before you get to hobbies?

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<v Speaker 10>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Listen, I'm not boring. I mean, I ate a whole

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<v Speaker 5>rotisserie chicken on a Zoom call last week.

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<v Speaker 9>Attaboy.

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<v Speaker 12>Now we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>Zoom call.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, what?

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<v Speaker 11>Were you making like a, what do they call it,

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<v Speaker 11>like a mukbang video where you eat in front of

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<v Speaker 11>the camera?

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<v Speaker 9>Oh, the mukbang?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, he's just an interesting guy who does crazy interesting

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<v Speaker 2>things all the time. Yeah. And you would never know. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>you would know that about him if you gave him

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<v Speaker 2>a chance.

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<v Speaker 4>I want more examples.

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<v Speaker 1>You want to know what else he ate on Zoom calls?

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<v Speaker 11>I just didn't feel that connection spark.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sure, Delilah? Because back then maybe you didn't

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<v Speaker 2>feel it. But after hearing about that chicken stuff, you

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<v Speaker 2>might be getting a little hot and heavy right now.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, maybe that's a bad example. Okay. My neighbor's cat

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<v Speaker 5>follows me everywhere like I'm some kind of a cult leader.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Cats are a good judge of character.

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<v Speaker 5>Cult leader?

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<v Speaker 4>Why do we go to that analogy?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm just saying because I don't want her to

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<v Speaker 5>think like I'm just some plain old boring guy. I see.

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<v Speaker 4>I see.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, I will say sometimes people just don't make

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<v Speaker 3>the best first impressions.

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<v Speaker 1>And maybe that's you. And that's okay. That's okay.

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<v Speaker 8>Literally what it is.

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<v Speaker 1>It's better that he didn't talk your ear off and

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<v Speaker 1>talk at you instead of just being a little boring

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<v Speaker 1>on a first date.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true.

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<v Speaker 11>I do like being able to have an equal conversation

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<v Speaker 11>instead of just being talked at.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now's a good opportunity, Jack. Give her a chance to talk.

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<v Speaker 11>I will say, Jack, getting in touch with me through

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<v Speaker 11>the radio is certainly interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, look at us.

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<v Speaker 9>We're finally a positive.

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<v Speaker 2>We have millions of people listening to you right now.

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<v Speaker 1>I think the tides are turning, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, but she did mention that she has a ton

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<v Speaker 2>of messages from other dudes.

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<v Speaker 1>Why would you bring that up right now?

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<v Speaker 4>A single girl doesn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, she brought it up.

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<v Speaker 1>No, but we don't have to go back there.

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<v Speaker 6>You're right, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm hoping that we don't and that she just agrees

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<v Speaker 2>to another date right now with Jack.

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<v Speaker 1>Ooh, that's exciting.

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<v Speaker 2>A coffee and possibly a bagel date that we would

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<v Speaker 2>pay for.

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<v Speaker 5>No, how about dinner? We'll go out at night.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>What about a movie night?

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<v Speaker 6>The Ring. Sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, my God.

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<v Speaker 5>That movie is terrifying.

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<v Speaker 11>I don't want to watch The Ring.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, this is sounding a lot better. So what do

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<v Speaker 2>you think about giving him one more chance, Delilah? Again,

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<v Speaker 2>we would pay for it if you say yes.

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<v Speaker 11>I mean, I do have a couple of other dates

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<v Speaker 11>lined up, just to be perfectly honest. But if he's

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<v Speaker 11>willing to, you know, be that. fourth date, I would

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<v Speaker 11>totally go on a second date with you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>She's volleyed it back over the net to you, Jack.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I'm just saying I might have some dates... Myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, don't do that, Jack.

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<v Speaker 10>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>He's pulling it back over.

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<v Speaker 1>Delilah.

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<v Speaker 6>No, no.

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<v Speaker 1>I agree.

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<v Speaker 6>I agree.

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<v Speaker 1>All right. You're excited.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm excited.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wanted to kind of... I'm not a boring guy,

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<v Speaker 5>so yeah, maybe I got dates.

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<v Speaker 6>But I agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, Jack, if you're really not boring, maybe you go

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<v Speaker 2>on the other dates with Delilah. And you can meet

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<v Speaker 2>and even one-up some of the other men.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff, what are you on today? I know, man.

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<v Speaker 9>Seven days.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think anybody likes that idea.

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<v Speaker 11>Yes, just send me one more date.

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<v Speaker 6>We'll take it.

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<v Speaker 1>We're going to go get Jeff a nap.

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<v Speaker 2>Brooke's going to leave us with a really quippy thing

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<v Speaker 2>on the very end of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Go, Brooke.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I think that we just end the call. Congratulations.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't wait to hear back from you. Let us

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<v Speaker 1>know how it goes.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, well, that was boring.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, it's nice to hear the boring guy get

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<v Speaker 2>a win every once in a while.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I like that.

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<v Speaker 3>I think what's funny is, like, when we were talking

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<v Speaker 3>to him, I didn't find him boring.

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<v Speaker 6>No, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 7>He seemed, like, normal.

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<v Speaker 1>But maybe we talked more than he did. Yeah. And

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<v Speaker 1>that was a problem.

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<v Speaker 9>Not even maybe.

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<v Speaker 4>We definitely.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 13>We're the interesting ones.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. It's good that he realized that and kept his

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<v Speaker 2>mouth shut.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>But the bad news is we're not going to be

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<v Speaker 2>on the date with him, so we can't help him

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<v Speaker 2>out again.

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<v Speaker 5>No.

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<v Speaker 2>Because the thing that really seemed to change her mind

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<v Speaker 2>was the fact that he called us and put her

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<v Speaker 2>on the radio.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like this is one of those things where

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<v Speaker 3>you should go with just a couple of pre-planned questions

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<v Speaker 3>for any date. Like any dinner party, you know, come

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<v Speaker 3>with some interesting conversation.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what's your body count?

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that after like middle school, high school.

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<v Speaker 2>No more of that. Okay, what's a better one?

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<v Speaker 3>Like the most embarrassing thing that happened to you in

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<v Speaker 3>middle school.

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<v Speaker 1>No.

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<v Speaker 2>That sounds like all of the other stories that he

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<v Speaker 2>was telling about puking at the dentist. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have the list in front of me. If

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<v Speaker 1>he needs help, we can do that.

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<v Speaker 4>Someone else make the list and let us know.

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<v Speaker 1>Match your own personality.

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<v Speaker 2>Forward us that list so that we don't have to

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<v Speaker 2>think of it. But remember, if you want help with

0:19:04.020 --> 0:19:05.899
<v Speaker 2>your dating life, we can be there for you to

0:19:05.940 --> 0:19:08.420
<v Speaker 2>call that person who isn't calling you back. And remember,

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<v Speaker 2>all of our second dates are online on YouTube. where

0:19:11.560 --> 0:19:14.619
<v Speaker 2>you can also watch Brooke eat an entire rotisserie chicken

0:19:14.880 --> 0:19:17.109
<v Speaker 2>in under 20 minutes.

0:19:17.140 --> 0:19:18.490
<v Speaker 1>I can't believe I haven't done that yet.

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<v Speaker 2>It's the bones, too. The way that jaw hinges, it's wild.

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<v Speaker 2>Go check it out at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>There's an elite group of people in the world of

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<v Speaker 2>dating who have never, ever been rejected.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>They're charming. They're funny. They're good looking.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, they are.

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<v Speaker 2>They're named Jeffrey. Sorry, I don't make the rules. Take

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<v Speaker 2>it up with Jeffrey Goldblum if you have a problem.

0:19:47.140 --> 0:19:49.090
<v Speaker 2>But we have a listener on the phone with us

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<v Speaker 2>who's completely... baffled after he didn't get a call back.

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<v Speaker 2>And if this doesn't work out, it's going to literally

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<v Speaker 2>be the first time he's ever been rejected. Can we

0:19:59.570 --> 0:20:04.260
<v Speaker 2>get him to keep his perfect dating record alive? We're

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<v Speaker 2>at least going to try in your second date update next.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 9>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm calling it right now. We're going to put one

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<v Speaker 2>up in the L column today.

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<v Speaker 9>Okay.

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<v Speaker 8>L for love.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, I was like excited. And then I realized it

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't a W.

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<v Speaker 8>No, L for love.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know anything about the listener who emailed us.

0:20:29.100 --> 0:20:31.220
<v Speaker 2>the date he went on or the person they want

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<v Speaker 2>us to call. But I just have this feeling deep

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<v Speaker 2>down that by the end of this segment, it's going

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<v Speaker 2>to be love one crippling loneliness.

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<v Speaker 6>Zero.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right.

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<v Speaker 4>Jeff, let's go.

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<v Speaker 2>Cause our listener, Danny definitely needs some love and Danny.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to the show. You ready for a big L today?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I'm ready for a big W.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we need to give you some L.

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<v Speaker 1>I like Danny.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you. I appreciate you.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you even hear it. He knows

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<v Speaker 2>we're just kidding.

0:20:59.070 --> 0:21:01.470
<v Speaker 1>I will say Jeff came pretty aggressive with that L.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I'm sorry that I'm confident about this call.

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<v Speaker 7>But he's trying to change the L into love.

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<v Speaker 2>This all got messed up for you, Jeff.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 6>It's all right.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get back on track here, Danny. So let's start

0:21:11.560 --> 0:21:13.500
<v Speaker 2>at the beginning. Tell us about the person you want

0:21:13.540 --> 0:21:14.200
<v Speaker 2>us to call today.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, guys, I met this nice young lady by the

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<v Speaker 6>name of Jessica. I was at Whole Foods. I usually

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<v Speaker 6>meet most of my, you know, higher class women at

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<v Speaker 6>Whole Foods.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, look at that.

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<v Speaker 7>So wait, when you said Jessica was a nice lady,

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<v Speaker 7>you mean like looks wise nice or she was actually

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<v Speaker 7>a nice person when you talked to her?

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<v Speaker 6>All the whole shebang.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so all the quality ladies are at Whole Paycheck, huh?

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<v Speaker 6>Whole paycheck?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you not call it that?

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<v Speaker 4>No, I've never heard that.

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<v Speaker 7>That's really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought everybody called it that.

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<v Speaker 7>Because you spend your whole paycheck when you go.

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<v Speaker 2>I totally get it. All the one percenters, at least.

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, I don't even shop there really.

0:21:50.350 --> 0:21:53.430
<v Speaker 4>I splurge once a month on a box there. Yay!

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so tell us how you met. How did

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<v Speaker 2>this interaction in the Whole Foods go down with Jessica?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, so I was walking through and I normally, as

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<v Speaker 6>I mentioned, meet a lot of nice women. I'm not

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<v Speaker 6>scared to talk to strangers. So I saw her and

0:22:07.340 --> 0:22:10.639
<v Speaker 6>complimented on her style and her hair. It's kept it simple.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, that's nice.

0:22:12.000 --> 0:22:13.400
<v Speaker 2>What do you say? That's some nice hair you got.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't do that.

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<v Speaker 2>How do you compliment it? Can I have a piece

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<v Speaker 2>of it?

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<v Speaker 4>That mop you got up there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and after I complimented her, I asked her for

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<v Speaker 6>her IG because that's a thing these days.

0:22:24.210 --> 0:22:24.810
<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

0:22:25.410 --> 0:22:26.270
<v Speaker 4>And that feels safe.

0:22:26.350 --> 0:22:30.150
<v Speaker 3>Like, that feels like you are in tune with people's boundaries.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>So what did she say?

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<v Speaker 6>She said no.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, what?

0:22:36.609 --> 0:22:38.359
<v Speaker 1>Did you actually go on a date with her?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, I was surprised. She actually ended up giving me

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<v Speaker 6>her number.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you can't have my Instagram, but you can have

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<v Speaker 2>my phone number because I never actually answered that.

0:22:48.500 --> 0:22:49.680
<v Speaker 4>That's interesting.

0:22:49.900 --> 0:22:51.899
<v Speaker 2>Or it gives her the option to block you quicker.

0:22:52.070 --> 0:22:53.030
<v Speaker 1>Or to give a fake number.

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<v Speaker 4>Exactly.

0:22:53.730 --> 0:22:56.450
<v Speaker 2>Power move by her, but I'm assuming that wasn't the case.

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<v Speaker 6>You know, it's old school and I like old school.

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<v Speaker 6>So I ended up giving her a call.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you actually called. You didn't even text.

0:23:04.440 --> 0:23:06.990
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. So I invited her to a nice, fancy high

0:23:07.050 --> 0:23:11.930
<v Speaker 6>end bar. And I figured she was enjoying herself because

0:23:11.970 --> 0:23:13.530
<v Speaker 6>we were talking for a couple hours.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a great sign. Like, what were you guys connecting over?

0:23:17.190 --> 0:23:20.910
<v Speaker 6>We talked about everything. I remember us talking about travel

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<v Speaker 6>and where we both wanted to go. We've never been

0:23:24.000 --> 0:23:26.620
<v Speaker 6>to Iceland, so we talked about going to Iceland.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, and the pools or whatever they're called.

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<v Speaker 7>What are they called, Brooke?

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<v Speaker 1>Hot Springs.

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<v Speaker 2>Hot Springs.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>So you guys are sharing. Things are going good. What

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<v Speaker 2>type of vibe are you getting from her?

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<v Speaker 6>I'm getting a good vibe. I'm picking up the receptive

0:23:38.710 --> 0:23:40.710
<v Speaker 6>kind of vibe from her. She did at one point

0:23:40.770 --> 0:23:44.840
<v Speaker 6>start to talk about a trip to Mexico where she

0:23:44.960 --> 0:23:47.669
<v Speaker 6>got bumped off of the horse she was riding and

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<v Speaker 6>I laughed.

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<v Speaker 5>You laughed?

0:23:51.000 --> 0:23:52.240
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and she got offended.

0:23:52.540 --> 0:23:53.280
<v Speaker 5>Oh, no.

0:23:53.460 --> 0:23:55.580
<v Speaker 4>Oh, she's telling a serious story about a horse injury.

0:23:55.619 --> 0:23:58.500
<v Speaker 2>Well, maybe she was like, yeah, I broke my back.

0:23:59.080 --> 0:24:01.209
<v Speaker 1>I thought that would be a funny story, too. Yeah,

0:24:01.230 --> 0:24:02.209
<v Speaker 1>it sounds like an innocent story.

0:24:02.230 --> 0:24:04.129
<v Speaker 6>That's what I thought, too. I must have read her wrong.

0:24:04.190 --> 0:24:07.129
<v Speaker 6>You know, I apologized, and I said, I thought you

0:24:07.150 --> 0:24:09.270
<v Speaker 6>were joking, and we were able to get past it.

0:24:09.550 --> 0:24:12.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay. So that's the one moment that stood out to

0:24:12.240 --> 0:24:13.600
<v Speaker 1>you as, like, kind of being off?

0:24:13.720 --> 0:24:17.649
<v Speaker 6>Yeah. There was one thing that I said about... a

0:24:17.710 --> 0:24:20.860
<v Speaker 6>weird hobby that maybe might have rubbed her the wrong way.

0:24:20.900 --> 0:24:22.740
<v Speaker 6>I collect vintage maps.

0:24:23.400 --> 0:24:24.160
<v Speaker 1>Ooh, that's kind of cool.

0:24:24.200 --> 0:24:26.460
<v Speaker 2>How would a vintage map rub her the wrong way?

0:24:26.900 --> 0:24:29.899
<v Speaker 1>She hates when countries aren't currently labeled what they're actually called.

0:24:30.200 --> 0:24:35.600
<v Speaker 2>Oh, yeah. Not labeled Iceland yet. Czechoslovakia? That doesn't exist anymore.

0:24:35.640 --> 0:24:38.730
<v Speaker 6>Maybe it sounded more like an old person hobby to her.

0:24:38.790 --> 0:24:39.290
<v Speaker 6>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, okay. Rubbed her the wrong way as in turned

0:24:41.570 --> 0:24:42.950
<v Speaker 2>her off is what you're saying.

0:24:42.970 --> 0:24:43.850
<v Speaker 6>Yeah, turned her off.

0:24:44.070 --> 0:24:46.550
<v Speaker 3>People say that about stamp collecting, and I still think

0:24:46.609 --> 0:24:47.629
<v Speaker 3>it's cool.

0:24:48.030 --> 0:24:48.530
<v Speaker 1>You know?

0:24:48.670 --> 0:24:49.390
<v Speaker 2>Point proven there.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, it's not far off from old maps.

0:24:52.060 --> 0:24:56.060
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you're not kidding. So how long has it been

0:24:56.160 --> 0:24:56.800
<v Speaker 2>since that date?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, it's been two weeks since our date and I

0:24:59.680 --> 0:25:01.920
<v Speaker 6>haven't been in contact with her at all. I'm not

0:25:02.040 --> 0:25:05.879
<v Speaker 6>sure what transpired because I'm not a guy that normally

0:25:05.900 --> 0:25:08.780
<v Speaker 6>just goes on one date and not another. You know

0:25:08.800 --> 0:25:09.240
<v Speaker 6>what I mean?

0:25:09.869 --> 0:25:10.750
<v Speaker 2>Usually get another date.

0:25:10.910 --> 0:25:11.490
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah.

0:25:11.619 --> 0:25:14.340
<v Speaker 3>Well, I mean, it sounds like you listen and you

0:25:14.380 --> 0:25:15.660
<v Speaker 3>take interest in the person.

0:25:15.720 --> 0:25:18.359
<v Speaker 1>Like, that alone will usually get you another night.

0:25:18.840 --> 0:25:21.179
<v Speaker 6>And you guys can't even see me. I consider myself

0:25:21.220 --> 0:25:22.310
<v Speaker 6>a pretty good-looking dude.

0:25:22.330 --> 0:25:23.689
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:25:23.770 --> 0:25:24.770
<v Speaker 7>So we got a catch here.

0:25:24.810 --> 0:25:26.350
<v Speaker 2>I'm going to hear it through the phone, though. A

0:25:26.369 --> 0:25:28.770
<v Speaker 2>little bit of attractive qualities going on.

0:25:28.810 --> 0:25:29.280
<v Speaker 6>There we go.

0:25:29.530 --> 0:25:31.670
<v Speaker 2>The good news is you had some setbacks, but you

0:25:31.710 --> 0:25:35.359
<v Speaker 2>got back on that metaphorical horse when it bucked you off.

0:25:35.600 --> 0:25:36.240
<v Speaker 1>Don't use that.

0:25:36.340 --> 0:25:36.720
<v Speaker 5>What?

0:25:36.740 --> 0:25:36.900
<v Speaker 6>Okay.

0:25:36.920 --> 0:25:37.639
<v Speaker 4>When we talk to her.

0:25:37.660 --> 0:25:40.760
<v Speaker 2>We'll save the horse metaphors and put them in. Oh,

0:25:40.800 --> 0:25:41.380
<v Speaker 2>you got it now.

0:25:41.580 --> 0:25:41.940
<v Speaker 1>In the stable.

0:25:41.960 --> 0:25:43.120
<v Speaker 2>Put it in the stable.

0:25:43.140 --> 0:25:43.320
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:25:43.600 --> 0:25:45.669
<v Speaker 2>We'll put it back in the stable before we call

0:25:45.730 --> 0:25:47.490
<v Speaker 2>Jessica for you and try to get you your second

0:25:47.530 --> 0:25:49.050
<v Speaker 2>date update right after this.

0:25:49.109 --> 0:25:51.760
<v Speaker 6>Okay? Thank you guys for your help. All right. Hold on.

0:25:51.869 --> 0:25:53.250
<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:25:53.270 --> 0:25:54.730
<v Speaker 9>Second date update.

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<v Speaker 2>We've been talking to Danny and learned Danny likes himself

0:25:59.840 --> 0:26:01.060
<v Speaker 2>a classy gal.

0:26:01.820 --> 0:26:02.830
<v Speaker 6>Okay, Danny.

0:26:02.850 --> 0:26:06.330
<v Speaker 2>Because he met Jessica in a Whole Foods. Hello, bougie.

0:26:06.850 --> 0:26:10.870
<v Speaker 2>Took her to an Upstale cocktail bar. Okay, swanky. And

0:26:10.950 --> 0:26:14.510
<v Speaker 2>talked about traveling the world with her. Hello, luxury.

0:26:14.530 --> 0:26:15.429
<v Speaker 9>Oh, wait.

0:26:15.710 --> 0:26:18.240
<v Speaker 2>And he did suffer a small setback after she shared

0:26:18.260 --> 0:26:20.880
<v Speaker 2>a personal story about getting thrown off a horse in Mexico,

0:26:20.940 --> 0:26:22.320
<v Speaker 2>and Danny laughed at that.

0:26:23.070 --> 0:26:25.090
<v Speaker 1>I thought it would have been appropriate laughter time, too.

0:26:25.130 --> 0:26:25.310
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:26:25.410 --> 0:26:26.010
<v Speaker 9>We all did.

0:26:26.109 --> 0:26:29.570
<v Speaker 2>Anytime Brooke shares a personal story, we all burst into laughter.

0:26:29.630 --> 0:26:29.810
<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

0:26:30.250 --> 0:26:30.490
<v Speaker 5>I mean.

0:26:31.040 --> 0:26:32.940
<v Speaker 1>People's misery is funny. Right.

0:26:33.140 --> 0:26:34.940
<v Speaker 7>Brooke's story is like, I bucked a horse off of

0:26:34.980 --> 0:26:35.420
<v Speaker 7>my back.

0:26:35.640 --> 0:26:36.520
<v Speaker 6>It was hilarious.

0:26:36.800 --> 0:26:37.560
<v Speaker 9>Thanks, Jose.

0:26:37.619 --> 0:26:40.740
<v Speaker 2>Aside from that, he felt very confident that he would

0:26:40.760 --> 0:26:43.600
<v Speaker 2>be seeing her again, which brings us to this moment

0:26:43.720 --> 0:26:47.820
<v Speaker 2>two weeks later where he's hearing nothing. So, Dani, before

0:26:47.859 --> 0:26:49.600
<v Speaker 2>we call her, how are you feeling about this?

0:26:50.810 --> 0:26:53.550
<v Speaker 6>I'm still in shock because I'm never one and done.

0:26:54.230 --> 0:26:58.629
<v Speaker 6>I'm always getting the return favors after the first date.

0:26:58.930 --> 0:27:01.670
<v Speaker 1>Weird way to word it.

0:27:01.710 --> 0:27:02.369
<v Speaker 2>But I like it.

0:27:02.630 --> 0:27:05.660
<v Speaker 1>If she says no, will it be the first time

0:27:05.700 --> 0:27:07.220
<v Speaker 1>you've been rejected?

0:27:07.660 --> 0:27:08.160
<v Speaker 6>Very first.

0:27:08.850 --> 0:27:09.310
<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

0:27:09.869 --> 0:27:10.189
<v Speaker 6>Ever?

0:27:10.910 --> 0:27:12.010
<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the club.

0:27:12.290 --> 0:27:13.730
<v Speaker 7>I had a friend who was a model and I

0:27:13.770 --> 0:27:16.030
<v Speaker 7>was there for the first time he was ever rejected.

0:27:16.170 --> 0:27:16.909
<v Speaker 1>Was it hard for him?

0:27:17.030 --> 0:27:20.609
<v Speaker 2>It really was. I know you're joking, but truly you

0:27:20.630 --> 0:27:22.470
<v Speaker 2>could see in his eyes. He's like, how is this

0:27:22.530 --> 0:27:25.450
<v Speaker 2>even a possibility? So I hope that doesn't happen to you.

0:27:25.330 --> 0:27:25.790
<v Speaker 7>Today, bro.

0:27:25.810 --> 0:27:27.929
<v Speaker 2>But if it does and you want to hug afterwards

0:27:28.030 --> 0:27:31.260
<v Speaker 2>or exchange favors, whatever you like to do, it's like

0:27:31.280 --> 0:27:32.040
<v Speaker 2>we're there for you.

0:27:32.060 --> 0:27:32.260
<v Speaker 5>Okay.

0:27:32.340 --> 0:27:32.760
<v Speaker 9>Sliding in.

0:27:33.140 --> 0:27:35.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. He's the one that brought up favors first.

0:27:35.619 --> 0:27:38.060
<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to speak his language. So bottom line, we're

0:27:38.100 --> 0:27:42.580
<v Speaker 2>there for you, Danny. We appreciate you. We're going to

0:27:42.619 --> 0:27:44.680
<v Speaker 2>show you after the call, but let's call Jessica first.

0:27:44.720 --> 0:27:45.900
<v Speaker 2>Here we go.

0:27:45.960 --> 0:27:54.510
<v Speaker 8>Hello?

0:27:57.109 --> 0:27:57.830
<v Speaker 2>Hey, is this Jessica?

0:27:58.810 --> 0:28:00.070
<v Speaker 5>Yes. Who's calling?

0:28:00.780 --> 0:28:03.520
<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jessica, we are a radio show calling you. We're

0:28:03.540 --> 0:28:05.119
<v Speaker 2>called Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

0:28:05.320 --> 0:28:07.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, sorry if you're busy right now.

0:28:09.980 --> 0:28:12.510
<v Speaker 13>Why is there a radio station calling me?

0:28:12.530 --> 0:28:13.070
<v Speaker 6>We're bored.

0:28:14.390 --> 0:28:16.869
<v Speaker 2>Part of that, but mostly because we do this segment

0:28:16.930 --> 0:28:19.429
<v Speaker 2>on the show that's called the Second Date Update, where

0:28:19.450 --> 0:28:21.390
<v Speaker 2>we help out our listeners who've gone out with someone

0:28:21.470 --> 0:28:23.689
<v Speaker 2>and they're not getting a call back for a second meetup.

0:28:24.970 --> 0:28:28.960
<v Speaker 1>What? Don't you want to know who wrote us about you?

0:28:28.980 --> 0:28:29.060
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

0:28:29.400 --> 0:28:29.660
<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

0:28:30.300 --> 0:28:31.139
<v Speaker 2>A guy named Danny?

0:28:31.160 --> 0:28:32.720
<v Speaker 12>Ugh.

0:28:33.540 --> 0:28:33.859
<v Speaker 5>What?

0:28:34.280 --> 0:28:34.420
<v Speaker 7>Ugh?

0:28:34.700 --> 0:28:38.290
<v Speaker 2>I heard the G. I know. Why that reaction?

0:28:40.150 --> 0:28:43.990
<v Speaker 13>Well, we just don't connect, so I don't know.

0:28:44.030 --> 0:28:44.950
<v Speaker 6>This is weird to me.

0:28:45.130 --> 0:28:45.610
<v Speaker 7>Really?

0:28:47.000 --> 0:28:48.000
<v Speaker 1>That is so strange.

0:28:48.060 --> 0:28:51.580
<v Speaker 3>It sounds like he was a really nice guy who

0:28:51.620 --> 0:28:52.920
<v Speaker 3>was really interested in you.

0:28:53.300 --> 0:28:54.680
<v Speaker 7>Easy to talk to.

0:28:54.820 --> 0:28:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Because we spoke to him before calling you. And he

0:28:58.920 --> 0:29:01.160
<v Speaker 2>told us about the date from his description. It seemed

0:29:01.180 --> 0:29:03.100
<v Speaker 2>to have a lot of really nice moments between you

0:29:03.140 --> 0:29:05.020
<v Speaker 2>two where you vibed, got to know each other.

0:29:05.040 --> 0:29:08.320
<v Speaker 13>No, I feel like he is the kind of person

0:29:08.360 --> 0:29:11.340
<v Speaker 13>that would have a challenge to find any match with

0:29:11.640 --> 0:29:12.400
<v Speaker 13>any woman.

0:29:12.600 --> 0:29:13.780
<v Speaker 5>This is weird.

0:29:14.590 --> 0:29:15.570
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay.

0:29:15.670 --> 0:29:16.630
<v Speaker 2>Oh, he's a chameleon.

0:29:16.670 --> 0:29:17.300
<v Speaker 6>He'll adapt.

0:29:17.540 --> 0:29:21.400
<v Speaker 3>You have to explain why he was so off-putting, because

0:29:21.820 --> 0:29:24.080
<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he just, like, pulled one over

0:29:24.160 --> 0:29:26.160
<v Speaker 3>on us, but he sounded fine.

0:29:26.180 --> 0:29:26.360
<v Speaker 6>Mm-hmm.

0:29:26.420 --> 0:29:26.500
<v Speaker 7>Nice.

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:28.800
<v Speaker 4>He sounded kind of, like, suave, almost.

0:29:29.340 --> 0:29:31.200
<v Speaker 6>The absolute opposite.

0:29:31.240 --> 0:29:31.850
<v Speaker 13>I don't know.

0:29:31.870 --> 0:29:31.959
<v Speaker 6>What?

0:29:33.510 --> 0:29:34.450
<v Speaker 12>He's crazy.

0:29:34.590 --> 0:29:37.510
<v Speaker 1>Okay, can you, like, walk us through the date in

0:29:37.530 --> 0:29:37.950
<v Speaker 1>your eyes?

0:29:37.990 --> 0:29:39.970
<v Speaker 2>We need something specific that gave you that impression.

0:29:41.360 --> 0:29:45.280
<v Speaker 13>I mean, I thought things were going okay, but once

0:29:45.340 --> 0:29:48.100
<v Speaker 13>I started to dig deeper, I found out some things

0:29:48.160 --> 0:29:50.160
<v Speaker 13>that just kind of turned me off.

0:29:50.510 --> 0:29:53.850
<v Speaker 1>Wait, like things in your conversation that he revealed?

0:29:53.870 --> 0:29:54.970
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what?

0:29:56.440 --> 0:29:58.900
<v Speaker 10>Well, we were talking about hobbies, and then he said

0:29:58.980 --> 0:30:02.340
<v Speaker 10>he was into boxing, and I was like, oh, that's

0:30:02.480 --> 0:30:03.200
<v Speaker 10>really cool.

0:30:03.660 --> 0:30:06.050
<v Speaker 13>You spar at the gym? And he was like, no,

0:30:06.180 --> 0:30:07.990
<v Speaker 13>I spar in parking lots.

0:30:08.710 --> 0:30:08.830
<v Speaker 1>Oh.

0:30:09.490 --> 0:30:10.370
<v Speaker 9>Parking lots?

0:30:10.470 --> 0:30:11.830
<v Speaker 2>Oh, so like street boxing?

0:30:11.910 --> 0:30:14.970
<v Speaker 1>Maybe like fight club style. Is that what he means?

0:30:14.990 --> 0:30:15.670
<v Speaker 2>Did you ask more?

0:30:15.690 --> 0:30:17.070
<v Speaker 12>Yeah, I did.

0:30:17.090 --> 0:30:20.010
<v Speaker 10>I was like with random people, and he said no

0:30:20.230 --> 0:30:21.670
<v Speaker 10>over Facebook arguments.

0:30:22.700 --> 0:30:23.720
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:30:24.040 --> 0:30:25.100
<v Speaker 7>Oh, nice.

0:30:25.240 --> 0:30:27.480
<v Speaker 3>He gets in fights with people on Facebook and then

0:30:27.500 --> 0:30:28.620
<v Speaker 3>meets them in parking lots?

0:30:28.660 --> 0:30:29.700
<v Speaker 4>Red flags everywhere.

0:30:29.720 --> 0:30:30.610
<v Speaker 13>I guess so.

0:30:30.990 --> 0:30:32.350
<v Speaker 10>I mean, I got out of there as soon as

0:30:32.450 --> 0:30:34.830
<v Speaker 10>I could because it was starting to freak me out.

0:30:35.190 --> 0:30:35.930
<v Speaker 9>Yeah.

0:30:35.970 --> 0:30:39.550
<v Speaker 12>I guess he was very proud of this hobby that

0:30:39.610 --> 0:30:42.900
<v Speaker 12>he had. And I was just like, I really hate violence.

0:30:42.980 --> 0:30:44.640
<v Speaker 12>And also, like, what do you expect me to go

0:30:44.720 --> 0:30:46.720
<v Speaker 12>out with somebody who hits people?

0:30:47.020 --> 0:30:47.300
<v Speaker 11>Right.

0:30:47.380 --> 0:30:50.460
<v Speaker 4>And uses Facebook that actively. Yeah, exactly.

0:30:50.520 --> 0:30:52.420
<v Speaker 1>I mean, that's so messed up. And like boxing is

0:30:52.480 --> 0:30:53.180
<v Speaker 1>a sport.

0:30:53.350 --> 0:30:54.310
<v Speaker 4>This isn't a sport.

0:30:54.390 --> 0:30:58.010
<v Speaker 3>I picture him meeting like 50 plus year old people

0:30:58.090 --> 0:31:00.690
<v Speaker 3>in parking lots and throwing hands.

0:31:00.730 --> 0:31:03.590
<v Speaker 2>But maybe that's just our understanding of it. Maybe he

0:31:03.670 --> 0:31:05.910
<v Speaker 2>has a totally different thing that he does and we're

0:31:05.930 --> 0:31:07.560
<v Speaker 2>just interpreting it the wrong way.

0:31:08.040 --> 0:31:09.760
<v Speaker 1>How could you interpret that the wrong way?

0:31:09.820 --> 0:31:12.200
<v Speaker 2>Well, let's ask him, because I need to tell you, Jessica,

0:31:12.240 --> 0:31:14.940
<v Speaker 2>he's on the other line right now listening to this conversation,

0:31:15.240 --> 0:31:16.000
<v Speaker 2>wanting to talk to you.

0:31:16.800 --> 0:31:17.760
<v Speaker 13>He's not on the phone.

0:31:18.320 --> 0:31:20.720
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, see, there he is.

0:31:21.040 --> 0:31:22.340
<v Speaker 6>I didn't know you felt that way. You should have

0:31:22.380 --> 0:31:23.140
<v Speaker 6>said something, you know?

0:31:23.580 --> 0:31:23.800
<v Speaker 3>What?

0:31:24.360 --> 0:31:26.020
<v Speaker 1>That's kind of threatening.

0:31:26.040 --> 0:31:29.200
<v Speaker 3>Like, you get so upset at Facebook comments that you

0:31:29.240 --> 0:31:30.700
<v Speaker 3>have to beat people up over them?

0:31:30.720 --> 0:31:31.340
<v Speaker 8>Well, hold on.

0:31:31.580 --> 0:31:33.739
<v Speaker 2>That's how we're interpreting it. What do you actually do?

0:31:33.820 --> 0:31:35.020
<v Speaker 2>Explain it, Dani.

0:31:35.540 --> 0:31:39.320
<v Speaker 6>Jessica, you're getting this all wrong. I'm actually doing the

0:31:39.380 --> 0:31:43.900
<v Speaker 6>neighborhood a favor by dealing with these Facebook trolls one

0:31:43.940 --> 0:31:46.729
<v Speaker 6>at a time in person in their driveway.

0:31:47.190 --> 0:31:47.450
<v Speaker 1>What?

0:31:47.690 --> 0:31:49.350
<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's a driveway.

0:31:49.390 --> 0:31:51.450
<v Speaker 1>Wait, what defines a Facebook troll?

0:31:51.910 --> 0:31:54.410
<v Speaker 6>People that come on there and talk a bunch of crap.

0:31:55.150 --> 0:31:58.660
<v Speaker 1>Aren't they usually like either teenagers or really, really old people?

0:31:58.680 --> 0:32:01.080
<v Speaker 4>Or they get paid for engagement. I troll all day long.

0:32:01.120 --> 0:32:01.820
<v Speaker 2>I make a lot of money.

0:32:01.840 --> 0:32:02.240
<v Speaker 6>Be careful.

0:32:02.420 --> 0:32:05.280
<v Speaker 2>Danny might try to engage you in a parking lot sometime. Hey, man,

0:32:05.320 --> 0:32:06.760
<v Speaker 2>if it's mutual, that's one thing.

0:32:07.120 --> 0:32:10.920
<v Speaker 6>Listen, I don't go looking for them. I engage them online.

0:32:11.460 --> 0:32:14.580
<v Speaker 6>If they want to meet up, man to man, square up.

0:32:15.080 --> 0:32:18.880
<v Speaker 6>I usually offer a place like a Costco parking lot,

0:32:19.040 --> 0:32:19.860
<v Speaker 6>and then we meet up.

0:32:20.000 --> 0:32:21.140
<v Speaker 2>Okay, neutral ground.

0:32:21.240 --> 0:32:25.670
<v Speaker 1>But also, like, Jessica... Facebook trolls do kind of suck.

0:32:26.070 --> 0:32:27.610
<v Speaker 2>Now that you've heard his side of the story, does

0:32:27.650 --> 0:32:28.880
<v Speaker 2>it make you feel a little bit better about it?

0:32:30.080 --> 0:32:30.380
<v Speaker 6>No.

0:32:30.800 --> 0:32:31.140
<v Speaker 1>Okay.

0:32:32.340 --> 0:32:33.560
<v Speaker 2>Which part of it don't you like?

0:32:34.090 --> 0:32:37.110
<v Speaker 13>I mean, I couldn't picture my boyfriend saying, hey, I

0:32:37.130 --> 0:32:38.290
<v Speaker 13>got to leave early tonight.

0:32:38.310 --> 0:32:40.370
<v Speaker 12>I have to go beat someone up at the Home

0:32:40.410 --> 0:32:41.630
<v Speaker 12>Depot parking lot.

0:32:42.930 --> 0:32:47.340
<v Speaker 6>Listen, Jessica, what I'm doing is a lot cheaper than therapy.

0:32:47.780 --> 0:32:48.360
<v Speaker 9>That's true.

0:32:48.380 --> 0:32:49.840
<v Speaker 4>Probably less effective, but yeah.

0:32:50.020 --> 0:32:52.420
<v Speaker 2>Well, therapy for you or is it therapy for the trolls?

0:32:52.440 --> 0:32:53.120
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, maybe both.

0:32:53.140 --> 0:32:57.670
<v Speaker 6>Definitely for me, I'm so much more zen-like after I

0:32:57.930 --> 0:32:58.630
<v Speaker 6>knock someone out.

0:33:00.770 --> 0:33:03.250
<v Speaker 2>They're kind of at peace too for a few seconds

0:33:03.270 --> 0:33:04.410
<v Speaker 2>until they regain consciousness.

0:33:04.610 --> 0:33:06.450
<v Speaker 1>I had a really good friend that struggled with depression

0:33:06.530 --> 0:33:08.690
<v Speaker 1>and he got into jujitsu. Is that kind of the

0:33:08.710 --> 0:33:09.310
<v Speaker 1>same thing?

0:33:09.370 --> 0:33:11.370
<v Speaker 4>Kids with anger management are supposed to go into boxing too.

0:33:11.490 --> 0:33:12.370
<v Speaker 11>Absolutely.

0:33:12.610 --> 0:33:13.890
<v Speaker 2>It's a form of physical therapy.

0:33:14.490 --> 0:33:17.010
<v Speaker 6>You guys are acting like this is a chaotic brawl.

0:33:17.030 --> 0:33:21.920
<v Speaker 6>This is a gentleman's sport. We shake hands after. Sometimes

0:33:22.140 --> 0:33:23.979
<v Speaker 6>we might crack a beer if I have one in it.

0:33:24.740 --> 0:33:27.860
<v Speaker 1>How many Facebook trolls have you fought?

0:33:28.900 --> 0:33:30.080
<v Speaker 2>That's a good question, actually.

0:33:30.460 --> 0:33:33.070
<v Speaker 6>I have lost count at this point. Oh, God.

0:33:33.140 --> 0:33:34.650
<v Speaker 7>Or he's got brain damage and can only count to

0:33:34.670 --> 0:33:35.150
<v Speaker 7>ten right now.

0:33:35.230 --> 0:33:37.410
<v Speaker 1>I got some names from my page I could send him.

0:33:38.930 --> 0:33:41.090
<v Speaker 6>I'll take them on if they meet me. I'll do it.

0:33:41.950 --> 0:33:43.490
<v Speaker 4>Sounds like a full-time job, not a hobby.

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<v Speaker 2>Text in 78592.

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<v Speaker 7>You want to find our friend?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 2>So if I'm reading the room right here, it sounds

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<v Speaker 2>like Jessica is still feeling a little bit cold on

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<v Speaker 2>this idea of, Facebook parking lot brawls. So, Danny, is

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<v Speaker 2>there any last things that you want to say to

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<v Speaker 2>her before we ask the question?

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<v Speaker 6>I just want to let her know that I met

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<v Speaker 6>with her ex-boyfriend last week at Home Depot.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, excuse me? That's a joke.

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<v Speaker 6>It's a joke, but I would do it. Oh, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>She's got a sense of humor.

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<v Speaker 6>Jessica, in all seriousness, I'm a good dude. You want

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<v Speaker 6>to hang out with me, you just don't know yet.

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<v Speaker 6>And I'll protect you.

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<v Speaker 2>That's for sure.

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<v Speaker 4>I did not like that middle sentence.

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<v Speaker 2>That being said, we would like to offer to send

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<v Speaker 2>you on another date with Danny, and we would pay

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<v Speaker 2>for it, Jessica, but it's up to you.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure he'll have no jealousy issues once you guys

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<v Speaker 3>start dating.

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<v Speaker 13>No, I'm not interested.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, man, we.

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<v Speaker 2>Thought we had her, right, Jessica? So close. Almost ready

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<v Speaker 2>to say yes, but not this time.

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<v Speaker 1>We got a solution, though, for the Brooke and Jeffrey

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<v Speaker 1>Facebook trolls, so that's cool. Oh, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you available for hire, Danny?

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<v Speaker 6>Yes, I am. And Jessica, just so you know, I'm

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<v Speaker 6>not sorry that I laughed at you falling off of

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<v Speaker 6>the horse.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa.

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<v Speaker 2>Unnecessary.

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<v Speaker 4>Dang.

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<v Speaker 2>But he will beat up that horse in a Walmart

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<v Speaker 2>parking lot.

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<v Speaker 1>To get even for.

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<v Speaker 9>You.

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<v Speaker 4>That's not the horse. That's so stupid.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Look, I get it. On the surface, fighting randos off

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<v Speaker 2>of Facebook seems barbaric. But they're agreeing to meet up

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<v Speaker 2>with him. Yeah, that's my point. He's not surprising them

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<v Speaker 2>with a fight.

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<v Speaker 10>Hunting them down.

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<v Speaker 2>And according to Danny, they even shake hands and sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>grab beers together afterwards.

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<v Speaker 7>As a fight should end.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really wavering on this one. Back and forth.

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<v Speaker 9>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 1>Describe it as a hobby is kind of the strange point.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Well, yeah, sure, but maybe this face-to-face stuff and

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<v Speaker 2>not hiding behind computers and saying terrible things to each

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<v Speaker 2>other all day long, maybe that's actually a healthy thing

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<v Speaker 2>for the entire world.

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<v Speaker 7>Usually once it gets to that point, what I notice

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<v Speaker 7>on Facebook, people just block people.

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<v Speaker 6>It's like, oh, where do you live?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna, it's like, man, get out of here. So

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<v Speaker 2>the fact the other guy's like, sure, show up.

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<v Speaker 7>Okay, show up.

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<v Speaker 6>All right.

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<v Speaker 4>Or just get off Facebook or social media.

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<v Speaker 2>But then we're not resolving our issues, Alexis. Like, if

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<v Speaker 2>it was me, I would personally do it a little different.

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<v Speaker 2>I'd meet him outside of Barnes &amp; Noble, and we'd

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<v Speaker 2>do a thumb wrestle. I like that, Jeff. That's even

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<v Speaker 2>older than the Facebook thing she just said.

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<v Speaker 4>What about a tickle fight?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm open for that, too. But I do understand what

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<v Speaker 2>he's doing, what he's trying to accomplish. I'm a little

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<v Speaker 2>bit disappointed that Jessica wasn't able to look deeper. than

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<v Speaker 2>just his fist flying through a Costco rumble. But remember,

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<v Speaker 2>you can always find all of our second dates wherever

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<v Speaker 2>you get your podcasts, and be careful what you write

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<v Speaker 2>in the comments, because Danny's watching. So be extra nice

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<v Speaker 2>to Brooke in there.

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<v Speaker 1>Danny's watching.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll find it at Brooke and Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 8>Brooke and Jeffrey in the morning.