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Speaker 5: It is j two of the DNC.
Speaker 4: All of the delegates are gathered from across the country
Speaker 4: to participate in this most hallowed and sober minded democratic process.
Speaker 4: So let's go live with our own Ronnie Chang, Ronnie, Ronnie.
Speaker 4: A lot of major players there tonight. Who are you
Speaker 4: talking to on the ground? You got Barack Obama, Bernie Sanders,
Speaker 4: Doug m Hoff.
Speaker 6: No one doesn't.
Speaker 7: No one would talk to me at all.
Speaker 8: It's like they're not even taking me seriously.
Speaker 5: Why do you think that is?
Speaker 1: It's pretty obvious racism.
Speaker 5: Yes, yes, definitely racism. Thank you, Ronnie, Ronnie Chang.
Speaker 9: Everyone.
Speaker 4: Okay, that was immensely unhelpful, so let's go back tonight.
Speaker 1: One.
Speaker 4: Last night was all about President Joseph retirement. Biden and
Speaker 4: everyone came forward to toast the man of the evening,
Speaker 4: including a surprise appearance from the woman who's been taking
Speaker 4: measurements in his office, Kamala Harris, and I want.
Speaker 10: To kick us off by celebrating our incredible President Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: We are forever grateful to you.
Speaker 11: Book President Biden's lifetime of achievement. We owe him a
Speaker 11: great debt of gratitude.
Speaker 6: Thank you to Joe Biden.
Speaker 2: Thank you, Joe, Thank you Joe.
Speaker 1: Thank you Joe, and God bless you.
Speaker 12: We love you.
Speaker 5: That is that is so nice.
Speaker 4: I mean even Nancy Pelosi was chanting, we love Joe,
Speaker 4: and she's the one who pushed him out of the race.
Speaker 4: It's like the Iceberg waving goodbye to the Titanic.
Speaker 8: Bye.
Speaker 5: Thanks for everything.
Speaker 4: Now, before President Biden came out to speak, we got
Speaker 4: to hear a powerful speech from Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton,
Speaker 4: the former Secretary of State and the reason you have
Speaker 4: a trauma response every time you hear this is my
Speaker 4: fight song. She made a case for Kamala Harris while
Speaker 4: making the case against Donald Trump, although there was one.
Speaker 5: Moment where she also sort of became.
Speaker 13: Him the first person to run for president with thirty
Speaker 13: four felony convictions.
Speaker 2: As vice president. As vice president.
Speaker 13: Pamla sat in the situation room.
Speaker 4: Well, well, well, looks like the lock them up bee
Speaker 4: has become the lock them up bird. Look at that smile.
Speaker 4: That's the smile of a woman going.
Speaker 5: I get it now.
Speaker 4: Sometimes it feels good to be bad. I thought Hilary's
Speaker 4: whole speech was very moving. In fact, she killed it,
Speaker 4: although it will be ruled a suicide. On the other hand,
Speaker 4: over in the right wing media world, they had a
Speaker 4: major complaint Hillary Clinton.
Speaker 14: She's the most joyless person I think was ever walked
Speaker 14: on this earth.
Speaker 6: That speech of just like her kind of.
Speaker 11: Like stalinist negative half screaming to the crowd, come.
Speaker 4: On criticizing Hillary for being joyless. Why don't you go
Speaker 4: post a Harambe meme on Vine your twenty fifteen piece
Speaker 4: of shit? But If conservatives hate Hillary not smiling, I'm
Speaker 4: sure they love Kamala, who was all smiles last night.
Speaker 8: Tamala Harris came out on the stage, all the laughing.
Speaker 1: It's like she got into the sherry or something.
Speaker 4: Come on, guys, Hillary doesn't smile enough. Kamala smiles too much.
Speaker 4: You know what, You don't get an opinion on this. Okay,
Speaker 4: you get to control one hole on women's bodies, not
Speaker 4: too and.
Speaker 15: You pick you one.
Speaker 2: All women can't win this.
Speaker 4: Right here is exactly where I'm gonna have that plastic
Speaker 4: surgery where they remove your mouth entirely.
Speaker 5: It's just it's just easier. It's just easier.
Speaker 4: But let's move on, because remember this is Joe Biden's night,
Speaker 4: and it's actually starting to get a little bit late.
Speaker 5: So let's get to Joe Biden.
Speaker 16: Please welcome former Rhode Island Governor Gino, Raymondo, Robert Garcia,
Speaker 16: Dick Durbin, Doris Johnson, Jesse Jackson, Tony Goldwyn, Steve Kerr,
Speaker 16: Sean Fame, in.
Speaker 6: The words the great American poet Nelly. It's getting hot
Speaker 6: in here.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, I guess we had time for a dad
Speaker 4: bod strip tease. Guys, it's really getting late now, so
Speaker 4: let's wrap up the other speakers and bring out Joe.
Speaker 1: Please welcome Congressman Jim.
Speaker 16: Cliburn, Rafael Warnock, Kathy Hogel, Alexandria Ocasioko Fez, Seamie Ruskin,
Speaker 16: Jasmine Crockett, Chris Coons.
Speaker 8: And I want to talk with you for just a
Speaker 8: few minutes.
Speaker 2: Jesus Christ, is this still going on?
Speaker 4: No disrespect to Chris Coons, but Chris Coons, it is
Speaker 4: almost midnight.
Speaker 5: Mom has got to get to bed, and you know
Speaker 5: who else has.
Speaker 2: To get to bed, Joe Biden.
Speaker 5: For the love of God, let's hear from Biden.
Speaker 16: Please welcome Ashlee Biden, not that Biden.
Speaker 4: It is eleven o'clock. You can't be introducing new Biden's
Speaker 4: right now.
Speaker 2: Do we have to go through the whole family?
Speaker 5: Is Commander Biden.
Speaker 2: Gonna come out after that?
Speaker 4: Jesus, it was so late by the time Biden actually
Speaker 4: got on the stage.
Speaker 5: Even the right wing pundits were insulted.
Speaker 6: A sitting president pushed out of prime time.
Speaker 8: It was incredibly disrespectful.
Speaker 3: I mean, or your politics, or how you feel about
Speaker 3: the current commander in chief.
Speaker 5: He is the current president.
Speaker 8: Of the United States.
Speaker 2: I almost felt badly for him.
Speaker 6: Is the ultimate slap in the faith?
Speaker 1: Is this really how you cho eat someone that you love?
Speaker 7: I just think that's the.
Speaker 4: Scut I'm sorry, I'm very confused here.
Speaker 5: Do you guys hate him or not?
Speaker 4: Joe Biden is a corrupt leader of a crime family
Speaker 4: who stole the presidency and how dare they keep him
Speaker 4: up past his bedtime? Thunder the er, But finally, finally,
Speaker 4: Joe Biden took the stage at eleven twenty six Eastern Time,
Speaker 4: which is late, although I will remind the East Coast
Speaker 4: media elites at Fox News that there are other time zones,
Speaker 4: and I'm in one right now.
Speaker 5: I like it here.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 4: You might expect that by eleven twenty six Joe Biden
Speaker 4: would be coming to the stage in pajamas in one
Speaker 4: of those old timey sleeping hats. Instead, he gave his
Speaker 4: most high energy performance in a long time.
Speaker 6: Putin thought he'd take keev in three days.
Speaker 11: Three years later, Ukraine is still free shining. Will the
Speaker 11: netherly surpassed the United States?
Speaker 6: They haven't noticed.
Speaker 11: No one's saying that now he.
Speaker 6: Never built a damn thing. Who in the hell does
Speaker 6: he think he is. Who does he think he.
Speaker 11: Is not worthy of being Commander Chief period, not then,
Speaker 11: not now, and not ever?
Speaker 2: WHOA oh excuse me?
Speaker 5: Is it getting hot here?
Speaker 4: Aside from bringing the energy, he also brought all the fields.
Speaker 11: I've made a lot of mistakes in my career, but
Speaker 11: I gave my best to you for fifty years. Like
Speaker 11: many of you, I've given my heart and soul or nation,
Speaker 11: and I've been blessed a million times in return to
Speaker 11: the support of the American people.
Speaker 6: But I hope you know how grateful.
Speaker 1: I am to all of you.
Speaker 11: Spend the honor of my lifetime the service or president.
Speaker 6: I love the job, but I love my country more.
Speaker 4: This was one of Joe Biden's finest moments. He was forceful,
Speaker 4: he was selfless, he was patriotic. Honestly, it almost made
Speaker 4: me wonder if maybe we should go back and Oh Jesus, Nancy.
Speaker 5: Dammit, I take it back.
Speaker 2: I take it back. For more.
Speaker 4: On Biden's Big Night, we go live to Troy Wata.
Speaker 2: Troy.
Speaker 4: After Biden gave that great speech, Do you think Democrats
Speaker 4: might have any regrets?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 8: I mean no, no, no, not at all. They appreciate everything.
Speaker 14: Joe Biden has done for them, but they're also happy
Speaker 14: he's gone. And that's why I'm here at the greeting
Speaker 14: card store. I'm looking for something that says we love
Speaker 14: you while also saying, do not come back. Nancy Pelosi
Speaker 14: gave me a thousand dollars to buy one.
Speaker 8: With just the right message.
Speaker 4: Nancy Pelosi give you one thousand dollars to buy a card.
Speaker 14: She doesn't know how much they cost, you know. Also,
Speaker 14: I think she thinks I'm her assistant, Steve. What makes
Speaker 14: you think that she keeps calling me Steve? So anyways,
Speaker 14: here's one.
Speaker 8: It says.
Speaker 14: Thanks for the memories, and just to be clear, we're
Speaker 14: not going to make any new ones. Or there's there's
Speaker 14: this one. This says you've done so much for us
Speaker 14: and we're all good now.
Speaker 8: Thanks.
Speaker 5: Wow, Hallmark's making very specific cards.
Speaker 14: How about this one? It says, don't cry because it's over,
Speaker 14: Smile because it happened, but just to reiterate, it's definitely over.
Speaker 5: I don't know, Troy, that seems kind of mean.
Speaker 8: Well, here's one to my dear president.
Speaker 14: Thank you for your years of service, but what I'm
Speaker 14: most grateful for is.
Speaker 8: Your statesman like surrender. Of power. You will be enshrined
Speaker 8: in the history of our nation.
Speaker 5: Who Yeah, that was beautiful. It sounds perfect.
Speaker 8: Yeah, but the comic, it's in comic sanspont So all.
Speaker 4: Troy, we need you back at the studio. So just
Speaker 4: pick a card, any.
Speaker 14: Card, Okay, all right, David Blaine, calm down, forget the cards.
Speaker 14: I'll do what I normally do, and just when I
Speaker 14: think people, I'll just bend him twenty dollars, Troy.
Speaker 4: Nancy Pelosi gave you one thousand dollars.
Speaker 8: Very fine. The best I can do is twenty five, Troy.
Speaker 3: Want everybody welcome.
Speaker 10: Show.
Speaker 9: I'm a John Start and once again, ladies and gentlemen,
Speaker 9: welcome to.
Speaker 7: Lovely, Lovely Good.
Speaker 1: We are live right now, we are live.
Speaker 17: The Democratic Convention is wrapping up, maybe hours from here.
Speaker 17: We don't really know where it is. It's far from
Speaker 17: this theater. One a night for Kamala Harris. By the way,
Speaker 17: the anticipation was high to night, and not just for
Speaker 17: Kamala Harris. Speculation was running wild. Today there would be
Speaker 17: a surprise guest boy, did they deliver?
Speaker 16: Please welcome Michigan Representative Elissa sluckin.
Speaker 9: Freedom, Freedom, I am.
Speaker 1: In the slot Hive.
Speaker 12: You thought there was Beyonce, because everybody thought that it
Speaker 12: was going to be Beyonce coming out there, very slopping.
Speaker 12: All everybody knew tonight it was the final night for
Speaker 12: the DNC, and they did it all.
Speaker 17: They spoke in support of curbing gun violence, they spoke
Speaker 17: in support of investing in our schools, fighting climate change,
Speaker 17: and upside down drumming. They a remarkable story, born conjoined.
Speaker 17: They didn't let that stop them from upside down drumming.
Speaker 17: But it was Kamala's knight and her opportunity. She's not
Speaker 17: here either, No Beyonce, no Commona. Hey, hey, tickets are freemum.
Speaker 17: Kamala's knight, and it was Kamala Harris's opportunity to be
Speaker 17: introduced as a presidential candidate to America.
Speaker 1: Growing up, we moved a lot.
Speaker 18: I will always remember that big Mayflower truck packed.
Speaker 1: With all our belongings, ready to go de Illinois.
Speaker 7: To Wisconsin.
Speaker 17: Just named swing states. Just say say that you moved
Speaker 17: to Swing states, that you you moved to Michigan, to Georgia,
Speaker 17: you moved to Arizona.
Speaker 1: Just make it up. But this is great.
Speaker 17: We finally get to meet communist Kamala, the.
Speaker 1: Rot call that we have heard so much about.
Speaker 4: I believe everyone has a right to safety, to dignity,
Speaker 4: and to justice.
Speaker 2: A harm against any one of us is a harm
Speaker 2: against all of us.
Speaker 1: Okay Stalin.
Speaker 10: This is one of the reasons I became a prosecutor
Speaker 10: to protect people.
Speaker 1: Dasridania, Comrade.
Speaker 10: I stood up for women and children against predators who
Speaker 10: abuse them.
Speaker 2: I fought against the.
Speaker 10: Cartels who traffic in guns and drugs, and human beings
Speaker 10: who threaten the security of our border and the safety
Speaker 10: of our communities.
Speaker 2: And I will tell you these fights were not easy.
Speaker 6: Why are you doing the thing that they told us
Speaker 6: that you were going to do.
Speaker 17: With the hammer and the sickle and the bandoleros, with
Speaker 17: the yellow shots in the wire?
Speaker 1: Are you doing this.
Speaker 18: On behalf of everyone whose story could only be written
Speaker 18: in the greatest nation on earth.
Speaker 2: I accept your nomination to.
Speaker 10: Be president of the United States of America.
Speaker 15: By the way, how funny would it have been if
Speaker 15: at the end she was just like but seriously, though
Speaker 15: not for me, this has all been.
Speaker 1: Great, But I've been thinking it over.
Speaker 17: By the way, if I was Donald Trump right now,
Speaker 17: I don't even know what I'd probably just be tweeting
Speaker 17: nonsensical shit to distract from the fact that she doesn't
Speaker 17: faintly resemble the caricature that's been painted.
Speaker 1: By the way, that is what he was doing. These
Speaker 1: are his real tweets In all Cats, In all Cats,
Speaker 1: Where's Hunter?
Speaker 17: I swear to God, the guy running for president on
Speaker 17: the Republican ticket has morphed into a poor man's cat turd.
Speaker 17: Of course, of course, an important part of tonight was
Speaker 17: familiarizing people with the Democratic nominee biography, a hallowed walk
Speaker 17: through the trials and tribulations that formed the ethos and
Speaker 17: spirit of the Democratic nomine Because up until tonight, eh, I.
Speaker 1: Didn't have a lot fit on the anecdotes.
Speaker 17: Quite frankly, I mean, I know they didn't have much time,
Speaker 17: but this is what they were running out there.
Speaker 1: Vice Priscian Harry's team a visit my restroom.
Speaker 17: You know, I know you only had four weeks to
Speaker 17: put this movie together, but come on, you gotta do better.
Speaker 7: Then.
Speaker 1: I was working as she walked in. I drove her
Speaker 1: in an uber.
Speaker 17: Come out with the big movers and shakers the Democratic
Speaker 17: Party must.
Speaker 1: Know her well at.
Speaker 11: McDonald's, and she greeted every person with a thousand watt
Speaker 11: smile and said, how can I help you?
Speaker 1: I think you have to say that.
Speaker 17: When you work at McDonald's or really any point of
Speaker 17: service occupation.
Speaker 1: How can I help you? Is kind of the thing.
Speaker 17: I don't know that the transaction can really take place
Speaker 17: if you do not acknowledge that delicate dance of whether
Speaker 17: or not they will supercars? Are there less professional, more
Speaker 17: personal stories.
Speaker 1: My phone rings. If Kamala Harris she called me.
Speaker 19: My phone rang again and it was Vice President Mala Parris.
Speaker 17: If you're not enough to be her friend, she calls
Speaker 17: you on her birthday.
Speaker 7: Wait, she calls.
Speaker 1: You on her birthdathday. That is very s.
Speaker 9: On her birthday, she calls you, Hey, girl, it's Kamala.
Speaker 1: Anything you have to say to me.
Speaker 9: That you should have said hours ago.
Speaker 1: By the way, this is like night three inform.
Speaker 17: We're three days into the convention and we're like, so
Speaker 17: she has a phone. By the way, is literally one
Speaker 17: of the only things we knew about her before she
Speaker 17: took office.
Speaker 1: We did it.
Speaker 11: We didn't.
Speaker 7: There to call people.
Speaker 1: Well, credit where credit is due.
Speaker 17: The Democrats on short notice exploited their newfound momentum and
Speaker 17: enthusiasm with a display of the breath and width of
Speaker 17: this diverse, often contradictory party of Roosevelt. At their convention,
Speaker 17: they had union leaders and CEOs. They had Democratic Party
Speaker 17: icons and lifelong Republicans.
Speaker 1: They had a guy yelling screw the billionaires, followed.
Speaker 7: Immediately by a very happy billionaire.
Speaker 1: It's all okay if it's our billionaire.
Speaker 8: I don't like I don't like.
Speaker 1: Billionaires, but it's all right.
Speaker 7: They had guys making fun of people for going to Yale,
Speaker 7: and a bunch of people who went to yem.
Speaker 1: They had Barack Obama and Jewish Barack Obama.
Speaker 7: Alway, sounds like.
Speaker 17: That's always good for politics.
Speaker 7: You know what really works a Jewish.
Speaker 1: Guy that sounds like a black guy.
Speaker 17: The Democrats had people who prosecuted sexual predators and.
Speaker 1: Nick, there goes that booking.
Speaker 9: They had Black Americans, Hispanic Americans, Asian Americans, Gay Americans,
Speaker 9: Jewish Americans, Palestinians.
Speaker 1: Wow. Oh, to be fair, it was only four nights,
Speaker 1: eight hours a night.
Speaker 17: But really it's best not to think about the consequences
Speaker 17: of our actions over there, especially given the theme of
Speaker 17: the week.
Speaker 3: I can feel the excitement in this arena it's filled
Speaker 3: with energy and with joy, the air of.
Speaker 6: Joy, Joy, Joy, Joy. We will be joyful warriors, the
Speaker 6: President of Joy.
Speaker 8: Let us choose joy.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, Oh it was joyful for a convention.
Speaker 17: I know what real joy looks like because I've watched
Speaker 17: Oprah on her show. You thought people were happy to
Speaker 17: see her endorse Kamala Harris. You should see what they
Speaker 17: do when she gives them lipliner.
Speaker 20: People want this.
Speaker 8: It's the sony.
Speaker 7: That's joy.
Speaker 1: Pretty good. The Democrats are about joy and they are
Speaker 1: about excitement. Oh and one other thing. I was a
Speaker 1: paratrooper and an army ranger. I flew in the Navy
Speaker 1: during the First Gulf War.
Speaker 21: I enlisted, fought alongside my brothers with LIMA three twenty
Speaker 21: five in Iraq.
Speaker 1: I gave the order.
Speaker 21: Directing our Special Operations forces to fly two helicopters one
Speaker 21: hundred and fifty miles into a Badabad at night, and
Speaker 21: by the time the sun rose, Osama ben Laden was dead.
Speaker 1: Proud to be in America. I try. These are the
Speaker 1: new Democrats, man.
Speaker 17: They lead with joy and compassion and acceptance.
Speaker 1: And oh yeah, we will.
Speaker 7: Listen. Listen to me.
Speaker 1: Whatever you're feeling, go with it.
Speaker 17: Whether that feeling is joy or perhaps relief at having
Speaker 17: a chance when you had none is exhilarating. And the
Speaker 17: Democrats were hitting all the right notes. The cameraman not
Speaker 17: so much.
Speaker 14: When a house is on fire, we don't ask about
Speaker 14: the homeowner's race or religion.
Speaker 7: No, we just to do the best we can to
Speaker 7: save them.
Speaker 10: And if the pace place happens to belong.
Speaker 7: To a childless cat.
Speaker 19: Lady, I love that the camera just stayed honor. She
Speaker 19: literally turned around, like, are these money?
Speaker 1: Time?
Speaker 17: Is this hold on? Here's the crazy part. After this
Speaker 17: got away, the one was interviewed. She is childless and
Speaker 17: has two.
Speaker 7: Cats, and you know what that means. A Sea Span
Speaker 7: don't play.
Speaker 17: Seespan does the research, but ultimately, look, Democrats have already
Speaker 17: drank the kool aid. It's very difficult when you're inside
Speaker 17: that convention environment to know if this has been a
Speaker 17: successful endeavor. Perhaps the best way to see how well
Speaker 17: it actually went is through the eyes of a more
Speaker 17: objective observer, a fair and balanced organization that will give
Speaker 17: you a more clear eyed perspective.
Speaker 1: How did Fox News experience this convention at the beginning.
Speaker 1: I've got to be honest, I'm not sure they cared
Speaker 1: for it. There's not much joy in this convention hall.
Speaker 20: That were empty seats here when as late as when
Speaker 20: Joe Biden is speaking.
Speaker 1: The vibes are off. No one's talking to each other.
Speaker 22: This is probably the most boring scene I've ever seen
Speaker 22: in my NENTI ooh, so boring.
Speaker 1: I forgot what a dad devil like you?
Speaker 17: And I forgot your life is a never ending joy
Speaker 17: ride of talking to Brit Hume in between catheter ads
Speaker 17: on Fox.
Speaker 11: Ooh.
Speaker 1: The murmer what what? But unfortunately for Jesse canevel over
Speaker 1: here the next night, even Fox had to acknowledge fire
Speaker 1: EMOTEI fire remote fire emolgy. People are having a great
Speaker 1: time down here.
Speaker 14: Stevie Wonder just performs and there's more electricity in this room.
Speaker 17: Good vibes, and you'll never guess what they had a
Speaker 17: problem on this night as well.
Speaker 1: No one's talking about the actual issues that matter. All
Speaker 1: about fuzzy puppies and little kittens.
Speaker 17: All the joy, all the vibe, all the emotion is
Speaker 17: nothing but empty calories.
Speaker 1: They burn fast and make you fat.
Speaker 8: Good vibes aren't gonna you can't eat.
Speaker 1: Good vibes right, Oh, So which is it. Do the
Speaker 1: vibes fatten you up? Or are they emotional ozembic?
Speaker 7: Which one?
Speaker 17: But I guess you're right. You can't feed your family
Speaker 17: on vibes. You can only feed your family on immigration
Speaker 17: fear mongering. You can't eat good vibes. I think you
Speaker 17: might be confusing vibes with the tomato infused superjacent fondue,
Speaker 17: the weapon of mass lactation that this city called.
Speaker 7: I'll tell you that.
Speaker 20: You want to hey, hey, I want to order a pizza?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, you want a personal or backyard pool side? Fuck?
Speaker 1: Let me tell you this, all right, I will tell
Speaker 1: you this. The barpies are good, all right, I am.
Speaker 7: The point is this.
Speaker 1: By the third night of the convention, even at Fox News,
Speaker 1: the walls came tumbling.
Speaker 18: It down, Tim Walls, I said earlier tonight he had
Speaker 18: to do fine and that would be enough.
Speaker 8: Heated grapes for him.
Speaker 18: For their proud and I even followed the football metaphors.
Speaker 18: He'll be a great wing man for Kamala Harris.
Speaker 17: Yes, Hawx News now knows the experience of being a
Speaker 17: Mets fan watching the Yankees always win the World Series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Derek Jeter very downtant. Most of Fox News was
Speaker 1: admitting defeat, except.
Speaker 17: For young Jessie Waters, who bravely continued the pretense that
Speaker 17: the convention was going badly, even when the footage right
Speaker 17: next to his fucking head disagree.
Speaker 22: Last night wasn't as jubulant as the media tells you.
Speaker 20: Seats were empty.
Speaker 1: It looked like there was a formal dress code.
Speaker 6: The lines that get in the stadium were long and silent.
Speaker 22: The only joy in the building was Joy Reid, who
Speaker 22: nobody even recognizes. You see these liberal media anchors walking
Speaker 22: around and no one even stops.
Speaker 1: Them for selfies, actually feel bad for them. Last night
Speaker 1: felt at the funeral end.
Speaker 10: It was.
Speaker 17: Yeah, yeah, last night felt like a funeral, and we
Speaker 17: all know funerals always have a DJ.
Speaker 1: Goodbye, dearest grandfather.
Speaker 7: Crunch.
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