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Speaker 1: It's another jubile phone frame.

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Speaker 2: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Hi, my name is Pete Eakins. I was looking for

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Speaker 1: Sean speaking Sean. How are you? My name is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins and I own the airbnb that you rented last weekend.

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Speaker 1: How are you?

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Speaker 2: Okay? What's up?

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Speaker 1: Well? I'm calling, and I'm guessing you probably know why

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Speaker 1: i'm calling.

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Speaker 2: Uh, we didn't cause any damage or anything. Everything's paid.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So you're saying you didn't cause any damage. Everything's paid.

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Speaker 1: That's what you're saying.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean what are you calling? Like you said,

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Speaker 2: I know why you're calling. No, I don't know why

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Speaker 2: you're calling you.

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Speaker 1: Well, I figured you knew why I was calling, and

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Speaker 1: apparently you don't because you think that there was no damage.

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Speaker 1: So that's why i'm calling.

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Speaker 2: Well, now I know there was no damage. Again, you're

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Speaker 2: just beating around the bush.

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Speaker 1: How'd you like the showers by the way, just a

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Speaker 1: quick review of the shower.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we used the shower. Yes, we used your shower

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Speaker 2: in the bathroom and the water went down the drain.

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Speaker 1: I said, no pets. Did you have a dog or

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Speaker 1: a cat or some other hairy thing with you?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 1: Then how do you explain the four hundred dollars plumbing

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Speaker 1: bill that I got for all of the hair that

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Speaker 1: was left in the drain after your stay.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good luck. I mean, what do you wanted to do.

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Speaker 2: I don't know how many people you have come in

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Speaker 2: your house. It was me and my girlfriend, all right.

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Speaker 2: We stayed there two nights and then we left, so

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Speaker 2: and two nights you made it. Tell me that we've

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Speaker 2: caused four hundred dollars worth of clog drain.

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Speaker 1: After your stay. My drains were clogged with hair. And

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know, I collected the hair, and I

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Speaker 1: went to social media, and I pulled up your social

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Speaker 1: media account and I saw your lovely pictures with your

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Speaker 1: girlfriend that were posted all over your social media. And

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Speaker 1: I went to her social media. I analyzed it. I

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Speaker 1: zoomed in, I analyzed it in the color and matches perfectly.

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Speaker 1: It was a clump of your girlfriend's hair that clogged

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Speaker 1: up my pipes and costs four hundred dollars in damage.

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Speaker 1: And I want my money. And I'll have you know

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Speaker 1: my uncle is a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Oh good good, that's awesome.

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Speaker 1: Also, I have another question before I let you go,

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Speaker 1: and we will I will see you in court.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Pete, I'll see you in court with that my

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Speaker 2: cousin Vinnie. Actually, my cousin Vinny. I'll see you.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you have a cousin who's a lawyer too, and

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Speaker 1: his name's Vinnie.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, I didn't say that. I just said my cousin.

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Speaker 2: I just said my cousin Vinnie. I didn't say the lawyer.

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Speaker 2: I just said my cousin Vinny. I just thought I said, so, yeah,

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Speaker 2: what's the other question we got here? Now?

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Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure I just heard you threatened me with

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Speaker 1: your cousin Vinnie, who is a lawyer.

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Speaker 2: Bring it on, that's a movie reference, all right, Joe

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Speaker 2: Peschi if you heard of him, Guy, want to an oscar?

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Speaker 1: You know you're another lawyer named Joe Pesci.

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Speaker 2: No, that's a that's seat. Never never mind.

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Speaker 1: Well, I thought this interaction would actually go good and

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Speaker 1: you would agree to pay the four hundred dollars. So

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Speaker 1: I already needed a teddy bear out of the hair

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Speaker 1: that was left, because I figured you'd want that back.

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Speaker 2: You knitted a bear out of hair it was pulled

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Speaker 2: from your drains, a teddy bear. All right, okay, great,

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Speaker 2: all right, Hannibal.

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Speaker 1: Lecter, I sell real hair Teddy Bears on Etsy along

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Speaker 1: with Airbnb, and I guess I'll just throw this up

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Speaker 1: on there too and maybe get my money back.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. I don't care what you do. Man, you're insane,

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Speaker 2: so I'm going to block this number. I look forward

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Speaker 2: to the lawsuit, and I guess you know what I

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Speaker 2: look forward at Teddy Bear too. You'll land on a

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Speaker 2: good note. I look forward to the weird hair Teddy Bears.

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Speaker 1: I'll have you know that I'm recording this and I'm

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Speaker 1: going to have this played back in court with your lawyer,

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Speaker 1: Joe Pesci and Vinny all of them.

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Speaker 2: Okay, great, you plaiko you guys, did you get that

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Speaker 2: psycho Hope that's on the recording Deacon and yeah, I'll

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Speaker 2: see you in court. All right.

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Speaker 1: Well, then I'll let you know that this is not

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins at all from the Airbnb. This is actually

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Speaker 1: Jebel from the Jewbil Show doing a phone prank on

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Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend An say, you.

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Speaker 2: Up, you're kidding me.

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Speaker 1: It's a joke to you. What she said that you

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Speaker 1: are always giving her crap about how much hair she

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Speaker 1: leased in the drains, and you stayed in an Airbnb

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Speaker 1: last weekend and wanted me to mess with you.

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Speaker 2: Okay, well, Jubile, don't ever open an Airbnb, man, I

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Speaker 2: don't think you're cut out for it. Just a radio

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Speaker 1: Wake up every morning with jewble phone Franks