Speaker 1: Welcome to the Greatest, a production of I Heart Radio. Hello,
Speaker 1: and welcome to another episode of The Greatest I Am
Speaker 1: Making Gaily joined by my husband and co host c J. Toldanno,
Speaker 1: that was a nice little throw to me. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: thought you were a little delayed. If anything, I was.
Speaker 1: I was trying to figure out what you were doing exactly.
Speaker 1: But you know it was on the same page. Oh
Speaker 1: do you think I was going to do like a bit. No,
Speaker 1: I just thought you were like my husband, c J. Toladano,
Speaker 1: and then I was going to like run on stage
Speaker 1: and wave to the crowd. Oh interesting. Um uh, Happy anniversary,
Speaker 1: Happy anniversary. Wow. Today we are recording on December four,
Speaker 1: our anniversary. Also, um, the same day that a American
Speaker 1: tragedy happened. You don't need to bring that up, Well,
Speaker 1: no one's no one's brought it up, but you I
Speaker 1: saw a lot of people on the internet bringing it up,
Speaker 1: not tying to our wedding. But I do feel like
Speaker 1: I'm not going to say what it is, but I
Speaker 1: just want you to know that we know pick that date.
Speaker 1: We did not We did not know. We knew maybe
Speaker 1: midway through, but you know, I mean, it's just like
Speaker 1: you can't, but Deposit was down everything. Yeah, I mean,
Speaker 1: very very serious and but you know it's, um, it's
Speaker 1: a special day for us. And yeah, and well I
Speaker 1: remember a year ago, so that that that means that
Speaker 1: this podcast is about a year old. That's all I mean. Essentially,
Speaker 1: this is the anniversary episode of this podcast of For
Speaker 1: some reason, I heart radio. Wonderful company had nothing but
Speaker 1: great experiences were like, hey, do you and do you
Speaker 1: and Megan want to do a sports podcast together? Which
Speaker 1: so a lot of people are like, whoa, yeah, no brainer,
Speaker 1: but I think they it was more like do you
Speaker 1: in c yes, okay, wow, I was I didn't want
Speaker 1: to speak in my you know and their person um,
Speaker 1: but yeah they wanted. Your name was brought up and
Speaker 1: then somehow someone was like, yeah, she has a husband
Speaker 1: who also works in sports and love sports. Maybe because
Speaker 1: it's my heart and you and I are hearts start together.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's why. That's the business behind it. It just
Speaker 1: dawned on me. But my heart is so like sweet sounding, yeah,
Speaker 1: very very sweet sounding in a very sweet company. Everyone
Speaker 1: we work with. Again, we shot him out as well
Speaker 1: as we can hurt um. But yeah, it's it's been a.
Speaker 1: It's been a good year. We've had a lot of
Speaker 1: great guests, um, and listen, the podcast has had a
Speaker 1: really lovely, happy fine. Yes, well we didn't know that
Speaker 1: what three months into it, equipment would be showing up
Speaker 1: at our house and that we would you know, because
Speaker 1: we were going to just show up the studio through
Speaker 1: every other week and behind the scene we had all
Speaker 1: these photos. I was like, going through photostore, I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, we're just meeting at a neutral site
Speaker 1: taking photos with our arms wrapped around people. Um. But yeah,
Speaker 1: it is. It's our when your wedding anniversary and our
Speaker 1: podcasting anniversary, it's not easy. As I've heard, Um, your
Speaker 1: first year of marriage is supposedly very very tough. Um.
Speaker 1: And I think probably creating a podcast at the same
Speaker 1: time adds to it. And then I think probably probably
Speaker 1: being locked in your home, just the two of you,
Speaker 1: with no chance for outside anything probably makes it harder
Speaker 1: than two Yes, So what we're trying to say is
Speaker 1: on our anniversary day, we are telling you all we
Speaker 1: have survived. We've overcame so many odds. Not to pat
Speaker 1: ourselves on the back, but we do appreciate everyone listening
Speaker 1: because it's yeah. I think people warned us. People your reps.
Speaker 1: Maybe we're like, you know, maybe you're dating. I met
Speaker 1: with a friend who hosts a podcast with their partner
Speaker 1: and was like, what should I do? What should we do?
Speaker 1: And you and I have broken every boundary that shefled me.
Speaker 1: Um to do. I'm more saying what we've been through
Speaker 1: to be like, hey, listen, in five years, if we
Speaker 1: get divorced, I don't really want you. I don't really
Speaker 1: want anyone to bring it up. Okay, I just I
Speaker 1: feel like, no, it's fine. I mean anyone to bring
Speaker 1: it up. People can bring it up. I mean because
Speaker 1: totally kidding. I'm just saying, you know, some great picks
Speaker 1: should not be erased because no relationship didn't work. No
Speaker 1: picks erased. And I have high, high hopes. Do you
Speaker 1: ever worry that not just our marriage has sucked you
Speaker 1: up in a way that you have yet to even
Speaker 1: know yet, not even like it's I'm worse than I
Speaker 1: thought I would. But like there's just things like I
Speaker 1: was thinking about today how the super Bowl is such
Speaker 1: a massive weekend for sex workers. Um, and I'm talking
Speaker 1: about the sex workers who are consentually being there willingly
Speaker 1: not being brought there against the will not being tricked
Speaker 1: and stolen it. These are you know, there are sex
Speaker 1: workers that fly in from across the globe to go
Speaker 1: to is it Houston this year, to go to wherever
Speaker 1: it is try and make a bunch of money in
Speaker 1: that weekend and and sort of like you know, it
Speaker 1: would be the bartending equivalent of like St. Patrick's Day,
Speaker 1: and now that this year, those sex workers they're just
Speaker 1: not going to have that there. So there's and that's
Speaker 1: something it's like, oh, I wouldn't even there's not a
Speaker 1: stimulus check for that. Should there be? Yeah, absolutely we should.
Speaker 1: Then they can they can get unemployment the same way
Speaker 1: that like you or I do care and that absolutely yes,
Speaker 1: But I am not Super Bowl sex worker. But there's
Speaker 1: I think there's all of these other things about even
Speaker 1: my own self and maybe I'm thinking about the Super
Speaker 1: Bowl sex workers because I don't want to go inside
Speaker 1: me yet. Um of these things that like we don't
Speaker 1: even know what course of course. I mean only like
Speaker 1: after the first few months of this, and they were like,
Speaker 1: you know you can if you're in a pod or
Speaker 1: like we were. We did like I got a projector
Speaker 1: and we I think I had a couple of close
Speaker 1: friends over who I knew were like, you know, being
Speaker 1: saved about this whole thing, and we still wore masks
Speaker 1: and like sat apart and we were watching the game
Speaker 1: outside on the projector, and it was like, these are
Speaker 1: friends I would see every day or play basketball with,
Speaker 1: or do comedy with, and we couldn't talk. The conversations
Speaker 1: were odd. I mean, I wonder if even if we
Speaker 1: go back and listen to some of these episodes, if
Speaker 1: there's like a weird couple like warm warming up to
Speaker 1: these people, it's like hey, like one, it's like they're
Speaker 1: coming on a podcast of ours, but two we literally
Speaker 1: haven't seen these people from Yeah, I really love small
Speaker 1: talk um, and so Small Talks obviously taken a hit
Speaker 1: because it is it's weird now to like it's just
Speaker 1: a vocal tick to be like hey how are you?
Speaker 1: And and hey how are you? Is is like pretty
Speaker 1: loaded now. I do think when positive for me personally,
Speaker 1: I am a better comedian on Zoom than I am
Speaker 1: in person, and I am more annoyed a husband in
Speaker 1: the other room. No, I'm just kidding. I support everything
Speaker 1: you do, but our home has become a studio, and yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm contributing to that as well. I've I've left a job,
Speaker 1: I've started. I've left House of Highlights, Bleach Report, and
Speaker 1: I've started a company and I'm yelling about sports in
Speaker 1: my office. I mean, I I started a new job.
Speaker 1: We've got some fortune cranking in this house. They don't
Speaker 1: even know it. Yeah, neither does the world. Neither does
Speaker 1: my checkbook know that it's fortunate. Okay, but anyway, I
Speaker 1: don't want to talk about pandemics. I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: I do. I do want to because the listeners they
Speaker 1: seem again so thankful and like everyone who's been tweeting
Speaker 1: at us, like so ideas and like really got some message.
Speaker 1: We really don't get mean messages anymore. I think are
Speaker 1: even our mean reviews have ceased, Which is what if
Speaker 1: if if you if you are listening to a podcast
Speaker 1: and you don't like it, you actually don't have to
Speaker 1: leave a review. You can just not listen to it,
Speaker 1: you know, just saying I'm just saying, okay, well you
Speaker 1: had you were, you were conditioning. I just I think,
Speaker 1: like the one thing, regardless of whether they think we're
Speaker 1: funny or not, the device of this podcast and premises
Speaker 1: this podcast is like a fun um it's a fun
Speaker 1: thing to do. Like couples that listen to it, they go,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, let's like sit here and have a glass
Speaker 1: of wine and we'll think of like the greatest or
Speaker 1: the goats of certain categories. Like it's a fun exercise
Speaker 1: to like think of these things and not suit our
Speaker 1: own horn. You and I have shared a lot of
Speaker 1: like the great like great sports moments together, you know.
Speaker 1: And I think, um again on our anniversary, and I
Speaker 1: wanted this to get to um mushy um because there
Speaker 1: are hardcore sports fans listening, but sports has really been
Speaker 1: such a huge part of our relationship. Um from I
Speaker 1: was trying to think today, what like the first maybe
Speaker 1: official sports thing we did together was, and and it's funny.
Speaker 1: It was a Clippers game did not go well. Uh yeah.
Speaker 1: I think we were just tired and like what we
Speaker 1: were doing is like yeah, so for the for the
Speaker 1: listeners who don't really know us, So it was a
Speaker 1: Clippers game. I think I was still like trying to
Speaker 1: impress you. And it was also like I was just
Speaker 1: showing up an a town for like a week and
Speaker 1: then leaving to go back to me boyfriend. Yeah, and um,
Speaker 1: our friend who was a guest on the show, Jen Statsky,
Speaker 1: her and her husband offered these tickets to us. And
Speaker 1: here's the thing. Sometimes you go to a game and
Speaker 1: you could care less about you know who's playing. I
Speaker 1: think it was Clippers Sons and everybody was hurt. Everyone
Speaker 1: was hurt. Yeah, and it was just like I had
Speaker 1: a cold. Yeah, you had a cold, and yeah, just
Speaker 1: we just didn't want to sit through it, so we left.
Speaker 1: We took on our Instagram and I maybe I'll post
Speaker 1: a picture. It's a very cute picture of us trying
Speaker 1: on Clippers hats. Was like, we are not Clippers fans.
Speaker 1: Did we buy anything? Um? No, I mean I think
Speaker 1: I may. It was considering, Um, I wasn't the hardcore
Speaker 1: Lakers fan yet that I was today? Who we are? Right?
Speaker 1: Lebron wasn't even here yet, And if you were asking
Speaker 1: me then who I liked more, it would have been
Speaker 1: the Clippers. Our relations and Chip has lasted longer than
Speaker 1: your Lakers fandom. Yeah, I wonder I will I was
Speaker 1: gonna say, I wonder which one you've spent more money on?
Speaker 1: But I do think it's me, Yeah, than the Lakers. Um. Now,
Speaker 1: I do think one of my like I keep going
Speaker 1: into sad regrets is that like maybe maybe we could
Speaker 1: have been at an NBA Finals game, maybe we could
Speaker 1: have gone to a World Series game or even been
Speaker 1: in like a bar watching it, but we may never know,
Speaker 1: so I would just like to imagine, since we'll never know, that,
Speaker 1: like we absolutely would have been at a finals game
Speaker 1: and we would have been at the World Series. And
Speaker 1: I'm just it's like that year when I was working
Speaker 1: for the NFL and I went to the Super Bowl,
Speaker 1: but they didn't give me tickets to the game, and
Speaker 1: I just kept talking about how I went to the
Speaker 1: super Bowl but not to the actual Super Bowl. This
Speaker 1: is going to be my like drunk narrative going forward.
Speaker 1: I would have I would have probably thrown out the
Speaker 1: first pitch at the World Series. So you choose to
Speaker 1: say your greatest sort of thing is that we didn't
Speaker 1: we missed out. No, no, No. One of my favorite
Speaker 1: sports memories, um, I loved going to that Dodgers game
Speaker 1: where we took our friends and a former former guest
Speaker 1: Mike Joyce and his wife Lauren Joyce, And yeah, I
Speaker 1: think Dodgers Stadium can convince people to move a place.
Speaker 1: I also loved that time at the Dodgers game when
Speaker 1: I got thrown out. You got and we've talked about
Speaker 1: this on the podcast for you got thrown out because
Speaker 1: I had a weed bend that you made me pretend
Speaker 1: that I didn't know what it now it worked, yeah,
Speaker 1: but they didn't throw you. They came for me. I
Speaker 1: mean I was the one who got caught with he
Speaker 1: had on. It was a security guard who had on
Speaker 1: those zip away cargo shorts pants things, and he acted
Speaker 1: the way people who wear those act. And so sometimes
Speaker 1: you don't like when I get like, I don't pop
Speaker 1: off at people. But do you think my behavior towards
Speaker 1: him was correct? Um? There is no correct or preference wise.
Speaker 1: I wish you didn't, but I think you're going to
Speaker 1: be like, no, in that situation, you were right. No,
Speaker 1: there is no These people you don't know what he
Speaker 1: had gone? What about her? What about your neighbor who
Speaker 1: I made unblock our drive away? Yeah? But am I
Speaker 1: right there? Yeah? Absolutely, yes, he needs to be taught
Speaker 1: a lesson. A guy keeps parking in blocking our driveway anyways,
Speaker 1: So Dodgers games, yes, we miss that. We've got a
Speaker 1: Super Bowls together. We have gone to one thing. I mean,
Speaker 1: now that you bring up regrets, I am so bummed
Speaker 1: that we're not gonna be going to Indianapolis this upcoming
Speaker 1: March or February for the freaking All Star Game. So
Speaker 1: basically we just need to stay together until then. I'm
Speaker 1: sure we will be okay. You always keep talking about it.
Speaker 1: We got just now I'm worried. In three I'm gonna
Speaker 1: be like I think over me. But I know the
Speaker 1: All Star Game is in Indie next year. Yeah maybe. Um.
Speaker 1: One of my least favorite sports outings we went to
Speaker 1: was set up to be the greatest one, which was
Speaker 1: my dad's band was playing at a Cults game. Your
Speaker 1: mom was in town because we had just had my
Speaker 1: bridal shower O the Bridle Shower, and then I picked
Speaker 1: my bridle shower weekend in Indianapolis because they were inducting
Speaker 1: Dwite Freey into the Ring of Honor, basically just retiring
Speaker 1: his jersey. And the Cults lost this last season to
Speaker 1: the Dolphins, who were like one in twelve at that point,
Speaker 1: I mean, something so bad and we looked, as I
Speaker 1: say we cot the Cults played terribly. My parents were
Speaker 1: bothering me. Who was the quarterback? That was yer Brian Foyer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so basically I arranged my bridle shower, which is a
Speaker 1: big is a big day in a woman life around
Speaker 1: watching Brian Hoyer lose to a one in twelve Dolphins team,
Speaker 1: I enjoyed it, though I had a I had a
Speaker 1: blast one year. Dad crushed it, knucklehead. They were like,
Speaker 1: I was impressed. Walked in there playing at the entrance.
Speaker 1: People have to walk by to see him. He's rocking out.
Speaker 1: And then we your parents have killer seats behind the
Speaker 1: end zone. Is at the home No, because it's where
Speaker 1: the opposing team it's their top. Because I'm always like fuck, yeah, no,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't I don't um it seems
Speaker 1: like you do. No no, no, no, no no no.
Speaker 1: Usually I actually stand up and doing he's got he's
Speaker 1: he's a look runk right like that. I have more
Speaker 1: like doing sort of like aesthetic rating. But we saw
Speaker 1: my old classmate, not classmate, alumni, my brother's classmate, Bob Sanders,
Speaker 1: and he's jacked, aren't you sad? Bob Sanders had to
Speaker 1: see that game too, because he won one. He'll probably
Speaker 1: be in the Hall of Fame. Maybe. No, well, I
Speaker 1: wonder if it's like comedy, if like we go back
Speaker 1: to Shook Ago and we do a show and all
Speaker 1: the comics are not funny and you're like, we're laughing.
Speaker 1: We'd be laughing in the back of the room and
Speaker 1: like drinking. So you think that's like Peyton. It's like
Speaker 1: it's like whenever they cut to a player in the
Speaker 1: box and they don't care, they don't give a shit
Speaker 1: about the game. They're rubbing elbows with the owner. Like
Speaker 1: it's got to be embarrassing. No, I think that better.
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed for the like Brian Hoyer and for the
Speaker 1: players that doesn't represent the cults. Okay, well, I was
Speaker 1: sad that all these legends were in attendance and they
Speaker 1: I mean, it's bomb it's bombing. You're like jfl Yeah,
Speaker 1: sure maybe, but still lovely time. I'm trying to think
Speaker 1: if there's any other Really, I think one of my
Speaker 1: most favorite was last Christmas going to Lakers Clippers on
Speaker 1: Christmas Day. That was the first time I ever went
Speaker 1: to an NBA Christmas Day. No, actually I had been before,
Speaker 1: sorry with a past lover um and it's it's just fun.
Speaker 1: It's really l a and fun. And we were in
Speaker 1: a suite that we got there so early people thought
Speaker 1: perhaps we had paid for the week. Um, and then
Speaker 1: we were the last people to leave and brought our
Speaker 1: friend former guestles a trigger on my friend Mins. Your
Speaker 1: friend Minks showed up who used to work there and
Speaker 1: played Kauai and all my videos. Him and his manager
Speaker 1: came up. I just I do love holiday whether even
Speaker 1: if it's like Thanksgiving. I feel like sports still has
Speaker 1: like a fun kitchiness with the holidays that really like
Speaker 1: makes me smile. No. Yeah, and and we'll see how
Speaker 1: this NBA Christmas feels. But I mean it's strange. It's
Speaker 1: kind of it's like this whole NBA season feels kind
Speaker 1: of weird coming up, like preseasons having I've been watching games.
Speaker 1: I'm excited for certain things that are happening, but like
Speaker 1: this one seems out of urgency, Like I know, the bubble,
Speaker 1: the bubble I just happened. Successful awesome. NBA is really great,
Speaker 1: but like now reports are coming out and that we're
Speaker 1: like we're like really shifting gears here. But um, yeah,
Speaker 1: the NBA starting Christmas around Christmas this year is it's
Speaker 1: kind of it's kind of leaving a weird taste in
Speaker 1: my mouth. I mean, on a professional level, I was
Speaker 1: doing a free YouTube show in our backyard that celebrated
Speaker 1: the NBA bubble, and then I stopped when the NBA
Speaker 1: bubble stopped. And I'm not ready to go back to
Speaker 1: doing my free YouTube show. So I know that the
Speaker 1: NBA players are not ready to go down. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: then yeah, I know it's gonna happen. And mark my words,
Speaker 1: when because I already saw that, I've never heard you
Speaker 1: be so ominous. Well, I just saw this last night
Speaker 1: that in like the past couple of days, we've been
Speaker 1: getting all the vaccine news, like vaccine has landed. Like Also,
Speaker 1: there's a really funny video I retweeted it today where
Speaker 1: there's footage of medical workers wheeling boxes of the vaccine
Speaker 1: and and someone who quote retweeted it was like, uh,
Speaker 1: this looks like when they cut to the Larry O'Brian
Speaker 1: like the tunnels, and then someone put the ESPN on
Speaker 1: the NBA theme behind it, and it's the greatest video ever.
Speaker 1: But um, what I'm worried about is that again, like
Speaker 1: the NBA's image Adam Silver like they've crushed it in
Speaker 1: these like terrible times. So hockey. Last night, I saw
Speaker 1: a bunch of people say, so hockey is paying a
Speaker 1: private company to vaccinate their players, which is a kind
Speaker 1: of a huge fuck you to a lot of like
Speaker 1: to the world kind of And I don't see how
Speaker 1: the thing is like almost you kind of have to.
Speaker 1: I just think it means I don't think it's that
Speaker 1: different than the NBA and the NHL, who also successfully
Speaker 1: created these cities, basically, these bubbled cities. What we're learning
Speaker 1: is the NHL and the NBA, they just they care
Speaker 1: to send the money to take care of their employees
Speaker 1: because their employees are a part of a trillion dollar industry.
Speaker 1: So is it fucked up for the NHL to be
Speaker 1: doing that. I mean, we live in a capitalist society.
Speaker 1: Would I prefer that go to someone in my family
Speaker 1: who's immuno compromise, for sure? But would I also want
Speaker 1: whoever is the owner of the family member who is
Speaker 1: immuno compromised to do that for them? Yeah, like Adam
Speaker 1: Silver the NHL, I don't know who the man is.
Speaker 1: I think he went to Cornell and my dad knows
Speaker 1: who you. Um, they're just they're willing to spend the
Speaker 1: money because they have the money. Does Amazon have the
Speaker 1: money to vaccinate employees? Yes, they do. That's just not
Speaker 1: something they're going to spend money on. Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: it's just a sad like we just go, Yeah, everyone's
Speaker 1: doing exactly what they are who we thought they are
Speaker 1: type of thing, like and yeah, it's a bummer. But
Speaker 1: you know, I hope since this vaccine is coming out
Speaker 1: and like, maybe do you care about the NHL that much? Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: people do. That's actually I kind of want to get it.
Speaker 1: I wanted to get into it this season because they've
Speaker 1: been vaccinated and you want to see if they break
Speaker 1: down on the because my mom was in Vegas and
Speaker 1: she has all this Veiggest Nights wine. She has nights.
Speaker 1: I mean it's usually when there's like a wine like that,
Speaker 1: they'll pick a red in a white. It'll be like
Speaker 1: a Peano Garriggio and a Peino Noir the Vegas Nights.
Speaker 1: They've got a whole selection. But you know, they went
Speaker 1: to the Stanley Cup the first year, yes, and was incredible. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that is like an underrated sports story. Um and I
Speaker 1: watched four those games and they're awesome. Anyways, so the
Speaker 1: vaccines coming out, and I'm like, yeah, maybe we'll get
Speaker 1: to go to a Lakers Finals game this year, which
Speaker 1: would be cool. Um, okay, so that was that was
Speaker 1: a lot of conversation Memory Lane. Yeah, it is our anniversary.
Speaker 1: That also was a little braggadocious. What oh, I see
Speaker 1: what you're wearing. Um, well, just like look at all
Speaker 1: these things I've been to. Yeah, but but I just
Speaker 1: wanted to remind people that that's a lot of our
Speaker 1: relationship and why we host this podcast together. Like, I
Speaker 1: don't want people to think it's braggadocious, because my agents
Speaker 1: did get us a lot of those things. When you
Speaker 1: see my c J. It was a joke about how
Speaker 1: that's like the least aware thing ever you don't have agents. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so my agents did get us those Christmas, and I
Speaker 1: got you and your dad to the super Bowl that
Speaker 1: first year's years I was working at the NFL. You
Speaker 1: are my agent, So we are we're kind of a
Speaker 1: sports couple and so thus you probably saw the title
Speaker 1: of this podcast, We're going to talk greatest sports couples,
Speaker 1: And we don't have a guess because we're a sports
Speaker 1: couple and it's our anniversary and we don't want to
Speaker 1: spend it with anyone else. We actually we would be
Speaker 1: fine too, but it does seem strange to have someone's
Speaker 1: zoom with a married couple in the same place on
Speaker 1: their anniversary and it's not sort of like a we
Speaker 1: want a third type thing. I'm trying to I was
Speaker 1: trying to think earlier, like who would be that, who
Speaker 1: would be down for that to be our third? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Or like who would we even be comfortable with? No
Speaker 1: not sexual Podcastually, I thought you meant because when I'm
Speaker 1: saying like we're looking for a third, I feel like
Speaker 1: it's understood that that's like threesome talk. I know that's
Speaker 1: what you're thinking. But I was like, actually, like realistically,
Speaker 1: podcast wise, Lisa, Lisa would have loved it, but you know,
Speaker 1: three times or a couple or those like a sports
Speaker 1: couple of sports couple. Okay, so let's let's just let's
Speaker 1: just start who Megan is your number three pick for
Speaker 1: greatest sports couples? And you know, let's let's make the
Speaker 1: rules as we go, because there's a few here. I'm like,
Speaker 1: they're no longer together. Yeah, yeah, I enjoyed that moment
Speaker 1: in time. I think I'm gonna say Steffi Graff and
Speaker 1: andre Agassy. I mean Stefi Graff like still holds records.
Speaker 1: They both were just at the top of their sport,
Speaker 1: and I think it's really fun that their sport happens
Speaker 1: to be the same sport like I do. Like when
Speaker 1: it's like soccer and soccer and volleyball and volleyball, like
Speaker 1: there is just something sort of like movie about it.
Speaker 1: And they're still together, they have children together. I think
Speaker 1: that Steffie has been like very instrumental in andre agassies
Speaker 1: like book and him like being able to talk about
Speaker 1: and explore the funked up stuff that happened to him
Speaker 1: in his life. And we don't really they're not They're
Speaker 1: not a couple that's like out everywhere. Like I don't
Speaker 1: think they go to the sps like there. They just
Speaker 1: start wherever they are being rich and raising their kids
Speaker 1: and so not seeing them, especially now that it's like
Speaker 1: you're retired, when it's like retired athletes, it's like, okay,
Speaker 1: we can really only you can bet a commercial, you
Speaker 1: can be a commentator, but like, do we need to
Speaker 1: have every single thing reminding us that you used to play? No,
Speaker 1: so part of what I like about them is they
Speaker 1: seem humble, but I mean humble and just the way
Speaker 1: of we don't have to see them a lot. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I remember, I think it was them. But as a kid,
Speaker 1: my concept of like married couples, I was like, of course,
Speaker 1: that's how like one of the greatest male tennis players
Speaker 1: and greatest female tennis players they're dating or they're married.
Speaker 1: That's how the world works. The best in your field,
Speaker 1: you then marry your um, you know, the opposite gender. Uh.
Speaker 1: I mean that was me as you know, Catholic growing up.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, this makes sense and this
Speaker 1: is how it's gonna worry in Then it was clear,
Speaker 1: but that is kind of what we did. We're both
Speaker 1: comedians that we got married. Um So Sepi one twenty
Speaker 1: two Grand slams, right, Agassi one eight. So together they
Speaker 1: have thirty Grand slams and they both have one Olympic
Speaker 1: gold medals and they're still together. They're still together to chill.
Speaker 1: Two children are do they play tennis? Um? I don't know,
Speaker 1: like my instinct with me to say no, because andre
Speaker 1: Agassi was like kind of forced by his dad and
Speaker 1: they had like a really fucked up dynamic. So I
Speaker 1: feel like Andre would be like, just do whatever you want. God,
Speaker 1: how many of those stories do we have on this podcast?
Speaker 1: Forced by a parent to become incredible? I know? And
Speaker 1: sometimes it works, Like Andre Agassi is a success story
Speaker 1: in that sense. He became the athlete his father wanted
Speaker 1: him to be. Was he on meth and addicted to
Speaker 1: drugs and had to go down like a really tough,
Speaker 1: difficult path, Yes, And I do think that's also his
Speaker 1: father's fault. Yeah. And there's yeah, there's a plenty of
Speaker 1: stories where that did not work. Okay, should I go? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go. They're not together anymore. But it was
Speaker 1: an interesting one. Aaron Rodgers and dani Ka Patrick, it
Speaker 1: was it was one I saw a posy personal stands.
Speaker 1: It was a very public one. It was do you
Speaker 1: think on purpose? Um? I do think. I don't think
Speaker 1: in the way that you're asking. I don't. I just
Speaker 1: I don't know. Um. I think they just both are
Speaker 1: public people, and you know, his relationship with Olivia Munn
Speaker 1: was public. Like, I just think if you're a star
Speaker 1: quarterback and you're dating literally anyone that has an IMDb,
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like, Yeah, well, I mean that one
Speaker 1: was always interesting to me because we talked about these players,
Speaker 1: who are you know, he's considered one of the greatest
Speaker 1: quarterbacks I feel like, or at least currently, and having
Speaker 1: a partner who understands that, who understands the spotlight and
Speaker 1: the pressure like that one made total sense to me. Um,
Speaker 1: both like very attractive people, and yeah, it was it
Speaker 1: was just but it was just there was something kind
Speaker 1: of off about it. And I've already feel like awful
Speaker 1: like evaluating their relationship. But like you said him in
Speaker 1: Olivia mun Republic, I mean, Jordan Rogers relationship is more public.
Speaker 1: They're just that they're they're just boys that are in
Speaker 1: the public. Yeah. So did you this is honest question,
Speaker 1: did you think that they would last? I really did. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's the That's the thing is I always thought like
Speaker 1: they were weird, like both in weird enough situations, or
Speaker 1: I really thought they would because of I think I
Speaker 1: thought even if they fell out of love or like
Speaker 1: it was strained, that they both felt like it was
Speaker 1: a good business decision. Um. And so that's kind of
Speaker 1: why I thought it would last. They both had really
Speaker 1: crazy schedules and a lot of shared interests outside of sports.
Speaker 1: I guess I was gonna say golf, that's sports. Um,
Speaker 1: but they Yeah, it seemed like, oh, these are two
Speaker 1: people who really do understand the most stressful things about
Speaker 1: each other's lives. That I was surprised when they broke up. Yeah, yeah, Okay,
Speaker 1: well those were our third picks. Why don't we take
Speaker 1: a break and we'll be right back with the rest
Speaker 1: of our picks. Are greatest sports couples. All right, and
Speaker 1: we are back. Um, how are you feeling about these picks?
Speaker 1: We're gonna do him as we go. I'm feeling good.
Speaker 1: My next one, Um, I think I'm I'm kind of
Speaker 1: bending the rules a little bit. All right, I'm excited.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna say, Gabrielle Union and Dwayne Wade. See, I
Speaker 1: saw that one in Yeah, I felt like there was
Speaker 1: enough to pick from that we could we love that.
Speaker 1: Of course, I just like my love for them, That's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. She played a cheerleader in a film,
Speaker 1: you know, Like Giselle is obviously very very talented, but
Speaker 1: she is like a model and done other stuff too.
Speaker 1: I'm sure. I'm sure she has a line or whatever.
Speaker 1: But Gabrielle Union to me, like eels athletic, and like
Speaker 1: they're always like working out together, Like there's a post
Speaker 1: to them. They're in commercials working out together. And she
Speaker 1: did play an athlete in a film. And so that's
Speaker 1: why I'm allowing myself to pick this because like my
Speaker 1: love for them is so strong that it overcomes the
Speaker 1: fact that they're not actually allowed in this picking. No. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she and I think she's pretty like out there
Speaker 1: with like fitness and stuff. So yeah, definitely, Like how
Speaker 1: how old is she? I got to look this up
Speaker 1: because it is astonishing that you're like, oh, she has
Speaker 1: to be an athlete the way she So she is
Speaker 1: forty eight years old. If you're listening to this right now,
Speaker 1: do yourself a favor. Google what Gabrielle Union looks right,
Speaker 1: looks like right now, which she pops up all the time.
Speaker 1: But it's like Instagram, she has a great Instagram. She
Speaker 1: forty years old. Yeah. See when I hear that that,
Speaker 1: I'm like, did she give birth to you know, Like
Speaker 1: I don't know why my For some reason, I have
Speaker 1: this like need to know how everyone's child was brought
Speaker 1: into the world. It is insane and it comes from
Speaker 1: real housewives because there was a woman on the show,
Speaker 1: Adrian Malouf actually whose family owned the kings Um and
Speaker 1: Brandy Landville like exposed that she used a surrogate and
Speaker 1: it was like this like there was like a lawsuit.
Speaker 1: It was just like a huge deal, and at the
Speaker 1: end of it was like who cares? Like who, She's
Speaker 1: a mega, mega billionaire, that is something that was available
Speaker 1: to her, So like who the fun cares? But i
Speaker 1: think because it became this like huge plotline that that
Speaker 1: my brain thinks that like is something to be known
Speaker 1: when it's literally no one's business but the two people
Speaker 1: creating the child, I'm not gonna get involved in that.
Speaker 1: I'm just I'm just like forty eight Well not because
Speaker 1: it's like she very well may have I don't know,
Speaker 1: she may be public about it. But I'm like, I'm
Speaker 1: also just fascinating cause I'm like, damn, maybe women are
Speaker 1: having children like up until they're forty six, forty seven
Speaker 1: years old, and that just is like it feels like
Speaker 1: inc I just feel like Dwyane Wade and get real union.
Speaker 1: If anyone is going to defy science, it's yes, And
Speaker 1: so maybe that's why I'm allowing her to doesn feel
Speaker 1: like she defies science. Remember that HDTV show that they
Speaker 1: watched of their's where they like, weren't they redoing a
Speaker 1: house somewhere? Like he just he seems to I don't know.
Speaker 1: I love their love and so I'm making an exception. No,
Speaker 1: I think that's totally because yeah, I was like, bringing
Speaker 1: on cheerleading. We've obviously watched here someone. I watched some
Speaker 1: of it, and that is an incredibly demanding sport, even
Speaker 1: if you're acting in it. Yes, like you're an athlete,
Speaker 1: and she looks incredible. She has to be an athlete
Speaker 1: in some ways. Uma for allowing it. I mean, what
Speaker 1: if I didn't, I guess I would just say, like
Speaker 1: Zack and Julie my second sorry, I'm sorry. That's who
Speaker 1: I would have said then, And it's such you know
Speaker 1: what this so this is this is one that comes
Speaker 1: up on a lot of lists and it is boring.
Speaker 1: But I'm like I said to myself, if no one
Speaker 1: says this, we're just getting get people replying what about
Speaker 1: Zach and Julie arts? Because she is I think she's
Speaker 1: considered the like number one soccer player in the world.
Speaker 1: She's definitely like a star. And he's definitely a badass.
Speaker 1: And so I want to talk about this because so
Speaker 1: when we were again that Super Bowl that we had
Speaker 1: mentioned before, we were at it was the Eagles Patriots one.
Speaker 1: And what happens is is like from my line of
Speaker 1: work is we have to go and find those viral
Speaker 1: videos that are like trending. In the viral video that
Speaker 1: was trending, I think was her finding out that the
Speaker 1: Eagles were going to the Super Bowl and she was abroad. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she was abroad. And then that's like the stories where
Speaker 1: did you know she is one of the greatest soccer
Speaker 1: players of all time? It's like this, this truly does
Speaker 1: show a major flaw in sports. Yeah, and like this
Speaker 1: is isn't this doesn't matter, But I'm just saying it
Speaker 1: as like how could we It's like she's really hot,
Speaker 1: Like the U S women's national team is like so
Speaker 1: cool and so hot and so good. We should know
Speaker 1: everything about them, and we should have known everything about
Speaker 1: them pre the Eagles going to the Super No. See,
Speaker 1: that's the thing is like I'm mad that I knew
Speaker 1: who zach Ertz was and I didn't know who Julie
Speaker 1: Arts was until that moment happened and I like, you know,
Speaker 1: we had to post these videos like curating the best
Speaker 1: in social and it was like, oh man, we're really
Speaker 1: milking this when we had no fucking clue and we
Speaker 1: should have And and he I think part of the
Speaker 1: reason that we do really like them as a couple
Speaker 1: he is they are like woke, right, Like I didn't
Speaker 1: know that. No. I think zach Ertz has like maybe
Speaker 1: he didn't want to go to the white I don't know.
Speaker 1: He they are like woke. And he has also done
Speaker 1: a lot of like she's better than me, like she's
Speaker 1: the athlete, and so that is something that endears them
Speaker 1: to the public, that makes them more like in our eyes.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, any confirmation that she's woke is that
Speaker 1: the fact that she was on that women's national team.
Speaker 1: So yeah, But I mean you, I don't know. Sometimes
Speaker 1: you see a white football player and you worry. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you do worry, and you're like, how do they survive
Speaker 1: in the locker room? But then it's it is interesting
Speaker 1: to like the type of Like my theory is baseball
Speaker 1: players all married their high school like Christian girlfriends, and
Speaker 1: so like if the girl you fell in love with
Speaker 1: in high school is a great athlete, then she'll be
Speaker 1: an athlete. But like football players, basketball players, they do
Speaker 1: tend to like find love in college or like Roger
Speaker 1: Federer and his wife they met at the Olympics. Like
Speaker 1: it's like there's I don't think there's gonna be any
Speaker 1: baseball players on this list because it's like they don't
Speaker 1: they don't tend to marry strong female athletes. Well, we
Speaker 1: could say an honorable mention right now is if we're
Speaker 1: gonna talk Gabrielle Union and d Wade, maybe Justin Verlander
Speaker 1: in Kate Upton, but what what what? What did she play?
Speaker 1: I bet she played sports, but she was like a
Speaker 1: sports illustrated swimsuit model. I mean, listen, this topic is
Speaker 1: hard to do too because if people aren't still together,
Speaker 1: it's feel anymore. No they are, but I'm saying like
Speaker 1: we're not picking, like, okay, now I have you've broken it.
Speaker 1: The only reason why I got because okay, then I'm
Speaker 1: taking Dwayne Wade and Gabrielle Union out love you guys,
Speaker 1: you mention, and now I'm doing Marilyn Monroe and Joe DiMaggio.
Speaker 1: Is that who she was with? Because I was trying
Speaker 1: to think of like what is an old version of this.
Speaker 1: They obviously did not wind up together. Listen, we're not
Speaker 1: going to disrespect d Wade and Gabrielle. They're staying on.
Speaker 1: We don't have to talk justin Verlando and Kate Upton.
Speaker 1: I would like to add Joe DiMaggio or Marilyn and
Speaker 1: Rose not an athlete. Shoot, well that's the thing. They
Speaker 1: didn't that women be athletes, so like ten years ago. No,
Speaker 1: but she is an athlete if if you think about
Speaker 1: the hours she had to put in as an actress,
Speaker 1: and you know, as a kid in growing up, you know, like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I cannot believe. I thought Marilyn in
Speaker 1: my mind, I was like, oh, Marilyn Monroe, the famous athlete.
Speaker 1: When this podcast is all said, and then someone archives
Speaker 1: all the greatest picks and then like you scroll through
Speaker 1: it and you see Marilyn Monroe was picked in an episode. Okay,
Speaker 1: Tom Thibodeaux, I'll never live that day. Okay, So Zack
Speaker 1: and and Julie let me find out what woke thing
Speaker 1: he did? Um? Okay, well, so I want to give
Speaker 1: a maybe I will do and I don't know, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess that wasn't the honorable mention. Yeah, there's a
Speaker 1: lot of soccer couples, a lot of whether it's both
Speaker 1: of them or it's like one of them, like Drew
Speaker 1: Holiday and Lauren Cheney. I mean they're just they're They're great.
Speaker 1: The whole Holiday family is so incredible. I love the holidays.
Speaker 1: I'm so happy we still have a holiday, right Pasers, Yes,
Speaker 1: the Pacers do. Um. They resigned him, so yeah, this
Speaker 1: this story was remember because he was going through tough time.
Speaker 1: The para married in July thirteen and Welcome the first shot.
Speaker 1: In September. Cheney had found out a few months into
Speaker 1: pregnancy that she had a benign brain tumor, which was
Speaker 1: removed after she gave birth Holiday to go leave of
Speaker 1: absence during the beginning of the Pelicans done sixteen seventeen
Speaker 1: season to take care of his family. So it's like
Speaker 1: again like they talked about these basketball players, they would
Speaker 1: do anything like but he left and to take care
Speaker 1: of his wife. And yeah, I always thought Drew and
Speaker 1: now he's in Milwaukee, and yeah, I wish him the best.
Speaker 1: I think that he could be the missing piece for
Speaker 1: the Bucks in their title approach. Um zach Ertz got
Speaker 1: mad Um he said that like Trump was like doing bullshit,
Speaker 1: and Fox News was all on bullshit after like the
Speaker 1: canceled trip, so they never went yeah, I don't know. Okay,
Speaker 1: well let's take a break and then we'll be back
Speaker 1: with our number one picks and wrap this thing up
Speaker 1: and we are back. Thank you again. I keep thanking
Speaker 1: everyone for listening to us because we don't have a guest,
Speaker 1: and I feel bad. Um, but I think I'm getting
Speaker 1: some good conversations. What's going on. I think I'm getting
Speaker 1: Chris Long and zach Ertz confused. Chris Long is very
Speaker 1: very woke, and this isn't the episode to be talking
Speaker 1: about the woke white We're gonna do the greatest woke
Speaker 1: white dudes and the NFL. Yeah, Chris Long is awesome. Um,
Speaker 1: but maybe maybe zach ERTs got mad at Fox News.
Speaker 1: The legal scene was pretty great, So great a man
Speaker 1: celebrated by eating poop off the ground when they won.
Speaker 1: You got to stop talking about that. Only you and
Speaker 1: Jamal past guest Jamal Johnson knows that story. Okay, So
Speaker 1: we're at our number one picks. What we usually do
Speaker 1: is we do honorable mentions, and now that we don't
Speaker 1: have a guest Megan. Megan does her tradition. I don't
Speaker 1: even know if I've ever talked about this where I'm like,
Speaker 1: maybe we should reconsider the honorable mentions because you definitely
Speaker 1: take a lot of people life with less. Well, you know,
Speaker 1: what I've been trying to do recently is just do
Speaker 1: like people that only I would pick. I have made
Speaker 1: a conscious effort to change that. C J. What are
Speaker 1: some other things that you had to change based on
Speaker 1: audience criticism? People said, it sounds like I didn't love
Speaker 1: you maybe in that particular moment. Not that she didn't
Speaker 1: love me, but maybe I annoyed her that day, or
Speaker 1: maybe I was. You don't annoy me, that's the difference.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. But you really don't annoy me. Well,
Speaker 1: that's insane. I said tell my niece the other day
Speaker 1: that I grew up being the most annoying person ever,
Speaker 1: and she definitely doesn't want that on her back. Mine
Speaker 1: was pretty annoying, and my life's worked out. I'm still annoying.
Speaker 1: We've embraced our annoyingness and like crafted it into a
Speaker 1: stand up act. It's really really weird. Okay, I'm first
Speaker 1: h Yeah, let's well let's go back and forth with
Speaker 1: some honorable mentions. Oh okay, um, Zach and Juliet Arts.
Speaker 1: That was my second pick. Um, Like, I really do
Speaker 1: struggle too to fill out this category really well, we're looking.
Speaker 1: So we talked about and I know I'm simply saying
Speaker 1: this to hear your opinion on him again. J J.
Speaker 1: Watt and Khalia O. Hi, I'm good. They seem like
Speaker 1: a nice couple. They're always, you know, really gloating about
Speaker 1: each other on on their social media. I'm good. Okay,
Speaker 1: what about this one? Not together anymore? Jay Cutler and no,
Speaker 1: she's not not athletes an athlete? Um, who are you
Speaker 1: going to say? You kind of perked up there? Wait,
Speaker 1: wasn't Lindsay Vaughan with some Lindsey Vaughn And I like that? Yeah,
Speaker 1: So I didn't know if you were going to do
Speaker 1: that as a as a number one pick. But that's yeah,
Speaker 1: they're a great couple. I don't know if these two
Speaker 1: are still together. Mia Hamm and no, Mark Garciapara, No
Speaker 1: way they're still together, are they? I didn't know they
Speaker 1: were interesting. I just didn't know they were together. How
Speaker 1: about this one? Maybe we talked about Cheryl Miller has
Speaker 1: the go. But Diana Trossi and her teammate Penny Taylor
Speaker 1: are together. They're married. I didn't know that there were teammates.
Speaker 1: I didn't even consider this, but maybe they're like my
Speaker 1: number one, because to marry a teammate is incredible altimate teammate. Um,
Speaker 1: you're my teammates. So she is the assistant coach of
Speaker 1: the Mercury. Oh that's wild. But the three time, the
Speaker 1: three time w NBA champions. Welcome to son in March.
Speaker 1: And you know where my brain is going. Where where
Speaker 1: did that baby come from? Well? Obviously, yeah, something they
Speaker 1: did that, I know. I just really I'm very into
Speaker 1: baby logistics and I need to release it. It's something
Speaker 1: I'm going to work on. The baby shows up and
Speaker 1: just be happy the baby's there, all right? What any
Speaker 1: other honorable mentions before we do our number one? Pick Um, Christie,
Speaker 1: I'm Gucci was married to an NHL player. He's not
Speaker 1: an NHL player anymore. He will not be getting the vaccine.
Speaker 1: I had one. Oh my wait, no, is that my
Speaker 1: number one? Sorry? We're we're kind of just scrolling through
Speaker 1: lists here because we wanted to do this on the fly.
Speaker 1: Oh I wanted to say a Rod and j Lo
Speaker 1: for the same as an honorable mention, for the same
Speaker 1: reason that Gabrielle unions and she was a Dancing is
Speaker 1: a sport. Isn't break dancing in the Olympics? Now? Are
Speaker 1: you saying break dancing because she was a fly girl?
Speaker 1: She's just say what world class day? Yeah no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, I'm just saying, like dancing is a sport
Speaker 1: because break dancing is in the Olympics, and she's been
Speaker 1: a part of the super Bowl. Right. Oh yeah, So
Speaker 1: a Rod and j Lo are at the top, like
Speaker 1: not at the top, but like they're up there in honor.
Speaker 1: Think Simone Biles is with a Texans player. Okay, that's
Speaker 1: the thing, Like a lot of these people don't fully like,
Speaker 1: like they don't really unless it's like superstars. I just
Speaker 1: imagine all athletes are married to. Like, if you're like
Speaker 1: a B list athlete, you're married to another B list athlete.
Speaker 1: So let me ask you this, not that someone bials,
Speaker 1: she's a list. Could you have married you yourself, married
Speaker 1: someone outside of comedy and sports? Yeah? I think so,
Speaker 1: what what would they occupation? Well, you know that I
Speaker 1: always thought that I was attracted to chefs, but they're
Speaker 1: like something I would consider them and like they're the craziest.
Speaker 1: They're athletes, they have athlete mindsets. Okay, well now you're
Speaker 1: just like asking me to pick someone who's like not
Speaker 1: like a roofer. There's like, how would roofers on love
Speaker 1: Island all the time? Okay, roof I'm from mental How
Speaker 1: do you think that ruffer would would feel if you're like, hey,
Speaker 1: I have to go out of town. I see what
Speaker 1: you're doing. Well no, no, I'm You're like, you're lucky
Speaker 1: you found because I'm the only one of them. Because
Speaker 1: I'm wondering because we see like all these athletes are
Speaker 1: dating other athletes or people who have like these very
Speaker 1: like committed professions. Yeah, but it's a lot harder for
Speaker 1: a female comedian to be able to find love outside
Speaker 1: of these certain industries. And a male comedian can marry
Speaker 1: a teacher, a stay at home mom, but CEO, they
Speaker 1: would hate the comedians lifestyle. That No, we know, we
Speaker 1: know men that are married to like very successful, cool
Speaker 1: women that are not in a creative field, and that's
Speaker 1: just it doesn't really men. Men are very frightened and
Speaker 1: sad and scared okay, all right, what I'm saying, all right,
Speaker 1: you ready for your number one pick? Okay, So I
Speaker 1: was going to pick super and Megan Rippino recently engaged. Congratulations,
Speaker 1: I thought they were married. That's how much love they
Speaker 1: have between them. Um and yeah, they're just they are
Speaker 1: both at the top, top top, top, top top. So
Speaker 1: it's like a plus list, a plus list hot, so
Speaker 1: hottie too, hottie, cool clothes. It seemed very very supportive, loving.
Speaker 1: I loved seeing Megan in the w n B A bubble.
Speaker 1: They really like. They had a talk show during a
Speaker 1: lot of this pandemic over i G Live. They Yeah,
Speaker 1: they light up, they light up a screen. Yeah. No,
Speaker 1: they are a team. They they have taken on, you know,
Speaker 1: social activism, they've Yeah, they support each other publicly at
Speaker 1: all their events. They Yeah, they're just like such a
Speaker 1: badass couple. They dress cool, they look cool. Um, they
Speaker 1: do amazing things for the world. Yeah. Yeah, they use
Speaker 1: their platform the way it's supposed to be used. And
Speaker 1: yeah they're hard to top right now. Yeah, thank you,
Speaker 1: So that's good. I mean, I mean, if you weren't
Speaker 1: done talking, I'm done. I'm done. I don't want to
Speaker 1: get too riled up about two women on my heteronormative
Speaker 1: universary day. Um so my number one pick. It is
Speaker 1: kind of boring now they say it. I don't think
Speaker 1: it's boring. I just saw a photo of them in
Speaker 1: their gorgeous and I remember they came up in our
Speaker 1: honor when we went kayaking. Yeah, it was like it
Speaker 1: was like a real Hawaiian boat. So you know lair
Speaker 1: in Hamilton's. I think I'm saying that right. And when
Speaker 1: I first lost a bunch of weight, I followed his
Speaker 1: core training program and Gabrielle Reese again, two people who
Speaker 1: are like the Michael Jordan's of their sport, and they're
Speaker 1: together and I've heard they live happily in Hawaii. I'm
Speaker 1: trying to think someone there's a celebrity who like hangs
Speaker 1: out with them for a few months out of the year.
Speaker 1: I also think that they made money in some like
Speaker 1: it may just be real estate, but they seem like
Speaker 1: they're like real, real real set financially and they've decided
Speaker 1: to just be in MAUI. Yeah, I think I had
Speaker 1: a Gabrielle Reese poster gte you a summer saying unders one.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I feel like you probably had a Gabby
Speaker 1: Reese one. Yeah, I mean just volleyball player bodies are
Speaker 1: and I mean surfers these. This is like, you see
Speaker 1: this couple and if they weren't famous, you'd be mad
Speaker 1: at them. That's the kind of like, they're really a
Speaker 1: really beautiful couple. What do their kids look like? I
Speaker 1: don't know, look it up. Well, I don't know if
Speaker 1: we can go searching for how hot someone's kids are,
Speaker 1: no and not hot and just be like, I just
Speaker 1: want to know what their offspring looks like. And it's
Speaker 1: it's two sports that like complement each other, Like I
Speaker 1: think a volleyball is very beachy. Obviously surfing is beachy.
Speaker 1: It seems like even if they were not these like
Speaker 1: star star star athletes, they probably could have just like
Speaker 1: run into each other on a beach somewhere and fallen
Speaker 1: in love in a way that you and I would
Speaker 1: never have fallen in love. We can't. We wouldn't have
Speaker 1: met on a beach like they met on a beach.
Speaker 1: We met at a Chicago open mic. You know, does
Speaker 1: it say they're how they met? That's what I'm looking at.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to see how they met. No, it doesn't
Speaker 1: say yeah, we just seem like, yeah, they met on
Speaker 1: a beach somehow, or like at an event, like I
Speaker 1: don't think I've ever seen Laird Hamilton's with a shirt on,
Speaker 1: and but like, I don't know if we need to
Speaker 1: I'm annoy idea. Man. Now I'm looking at theirs. They
Speaker 1: have multiple homes. This is their pool and MAUI. Sorry
Speaker 1: for the This is an article from Ocean Home mag
Speaker 1: if anyone wants to look it up. But they look
Speaker 1: like they have a perfect life. There's definitely like a
Speaker 1: Hawaii crew. And I think um Obama's part of it.
Speaker 1: I think Jim Carrey is part of the Oprah where
Speaker 1: it's like we just go to Hawaii, um because we're
Speaker 1: all really think like when you I love watching celebrity
Speaker 1: interviews and then they are like and You're like, yes,
Speaker 1: guys in l A's getting coffee, is walking down you
Speaker 1: know Ventura. But he realistically lives in Hawaii nine months
Speaker 1: out of the year. They like, Yeah, it's just insane.
Speaker 1: That's probably why they're a couple that's lasted the test
Speaker 1: of time. Yeah, I think of you and I were
Speaker 1: in Hawaii. I don't know if i'd be bringing up
Speaker 1: this divorce in five years. Well, um, yeah, you know
Speaker 1: that's a joke. I'm sorry you like stopped for a second.
Speaker 1: I was trying to think of what I was gonna say.
Speaker 1: I was gonna I I wanted to say. I wanted
Speaker 1: to start bragging about how we canceled our trip to Hawaii.
Speaker 1: I beg, yeah, we were supposed to go to Hawaii,
Speaker 1: and then I was alerted to an article that um, Hawaiians,
Speaker 1: like true native Hawaiians, did not want us coming, and
Speaker 1: so we didn't go. So if you see people going,
Speaker 1: they're worse than us. And yes we can afford it,
Speaker 1: but we are benefiting from not going to Hawaii. Like
Speaker 1: it is a very big deal that we're not going. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of money to spend to then go
Speaker 1: like sit in a hotel room and wonder if you're
Speaker 1: sucking up an entire ecosystem. So anyone who's traveling during
Speaker 1: this time to hawaiire these tropical vacations, no' a listener
Speaker 1: of ours, please, like just don't post it. Like, if
Speaker 1: you're gonna go, you're sucked up. But if you're going
Speaker 1: to go and post it, you're really fucked. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: a nice sentiment to end on. I think it's a
Speaker 1: great sentiment, and we're I'm so happy, you know, despite
Speaker 1: the difficulty and not even like difficulties sounds like a
Speaker 1: harsh word, uh, to hosting this podcast together. It's been
Speaker 1: such a wonderful experience. I think it's gone better than
Speaker 1: we could have expected. And I love you very much,
Speaker 1: and um, yeah, it's just it's such a nice bonus
Speaker 1: that we're able to work together. I get to thank you, honey.
Speaker 1: I get really happy when we finish or just after
Speaker 1: our podcast and our guests will texted like that was
Speaker 1: really fun. Um, And and that's it's it's a year
Speaker 1: that struggles to find fun and doing it and talking
Speaker 1: about sports with you and our friends has been really
Speaker 1: really fun. So thank you guys for listening. Happy anniversary
Speaker 1: to you, Happy anniversary to you. Thank you for for
Speaker 1: listening to this podcast over the last year. We know,
Speaker 1: like we've just been having our comedian friends on and
Speaker 1: it's been awesome. Hopefully you guys enjoyed and you found
Speaker 1: some great new comedians to listen to. But also like
Speaker 1: we have some awesome guests coming up from all all
Speaker 1: walks of life. I do have something special to plug
Speaker 1: this week. My Comedy Central half hour in its entirety
Speaker 1: is now available on YouTube, but only until like January four.
Speaker 1: I think it's just a month, so you can watch
Speaker 1: it for free. This is It's behind It's being released
Speaker 1: from behind the Wall, and it's something that I'm super
Speaker 1: proud of. It was a few years ago. There's a
Speaker 1: ton of sports jokes on it, so many sports jokes.
Speaker 1: I almost got fired from the NFL. But I love
Speaker 1: it and I would love for you guys to watch it.
Speaker 1: It's really only twenty minutes without commercials. So gathering YouTube.
Speaker 1: Gather the kids around, Yeah, gather the kids around. Sorry
Speaker 1: I cut you off. That's totally fine. It's on It's
Speaker 1: on YouTube, and then you can find me at Megan Gaily.
Speaker 1: I've been tweeting about it, and you can find c
Speaker 1: J at c J Toladano and gosh, happy holidays where
Speaker 1: a mask could be safe, take care of yourself and
Speaker 1: tuning us topics. Yeah, clicks, go bills, Go bills, Yes, Lakers,
Speaker 1: go Lakers. All right, that's been the greatest. We'll see
Speaker 1: you guys next week. By the Greatest is a production
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