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Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show. Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show.

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Speaker 1: Man that came on us really really fast, and it

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Speaker 1: is one day before. I asked doctor Jesse Friday one hour. Really,

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Speaker 1: I consider what Chris? I consider? Asked Doctor Jesse Friday,

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Speaker 1: just to begin the second this show ends. Remember ask

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Speaker 1: me anything, I might just read it on the air tomorrow.

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Speaker 1: Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot Com. Can be about anything,

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Speaker 1: does not have to be political anything at all. Well,

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Speaker 1: speaking of the guy asked why I don't support the

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Speaker 1: death penalty for these people and things like that, and

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Speaker 1: I offered my explanation. But the CDC today they made

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Speaker 1: it official that kids are on the list for COVID vaccinations.

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? You know, the measles and mumps

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Speaker 1: and all those other vaccinations you have to get it

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Speaker 1: to get into a lot of schools. It means now

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Speaker 1: your state has the option of forcing of forcing that

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Speaker 1: one on your child. Now, I'm gonna play you a

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Speaker 1: little something. I want you to listen. Well, okay, just listen.

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Speaker 1: Or are you seeing this in your patients as well? Yeah? So, Cia,

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Speaker 1: good afternoon. We are seeing this rise in reported RSV

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Speaker 1: cases in our hospital across the region, and this is unusual.

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Speaker 1: You know, we won't see this level until midwinter, and

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Speaker 1: we're seeing kids getting sicker and needing to be admitted

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Speaker 1: to the hospital, and hospitals around the region are getting overwhelmed.

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Speaker 1: And Okay, Plus, this is my duty and responsibility as

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Speaker 1: a consultant, cardiologist and public health campaigner to urgently inform doctors, patients,

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Speaker 1: and members of the public for the COVID MR and

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Speaker 1: a vaccine has likely played a significant role or being

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Speaker 1: a primary cause of unexpected cardiac arrests, heart attacks, strokes,

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Speaker 1: cardiac arrhythmias, and heart failure since twenty twenty one, until

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Speaker 1: proven otherwise. I think I want a British accent, Chris,

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Speaker 1: What Chris? I think I cheerio? What I think I

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Speaker 1: could do it? What Australia. That's Australian. Australia. I can

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Speaker 1: already do Australian. Good eye might That's pretty good, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Isn't see you don't know that I'm a cunning linguist, Chris.

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Speaker 1: You should know by now because of all the Spanish

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Speaker 1: I've been ob lying on the show. Anyway, back to

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Speaker 1: what we're talking about, focus, Chris, if you live in

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Speaker 1: the blue state, and you've heard me tell you a

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Speaker 1: thousand times to move, and you've said, Jesse, I don't

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Speaker 1: want to, Jesse, it's too inconvenient. Jesse. Okay, I understand

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Speaker 1: as someone who's moved across the country several times, I

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Speaker 1: get it. Believe me. I know. I've never telling you

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Speaker 1: to do something I haven't done myself. Do you have kids,

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Speaker 1: you know that your blue state is going to quickly

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Speaker 1: move to make this a requirement, right as part of

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Speaker 1: the Democrat big pharma cabal. You see, part of the

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Speaker 1: reason there's still a military vaccine requirement is there's a

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Speaker 1: big cabal where they're all in it together, the public

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Speaker 1: health officials, Democratic Party, big pharma, and they need they

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Speaker 1: need you to keep buying, keep making big, big money

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Speaker 1: for these big farma companies. They see the outright rejection

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Speaker 1: of the optional vaccines, well that's fine. All you need

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Speaker 1: is to find yourself enough blue states to require it

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Speaker 1: for the children. Now. Of course, maybe you're saying to yourself, Jesse,

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Speaker 1: that's evil. Doesn't even dangerous to kids. They're going to

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Speaker 1: murder a bunch of kids. Why would they do that? Wa? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: these people were evil you're dealing with sociopaths and demons

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Speaker 1: and such. Yeah, we know they're evil. It's time to

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Speaker 1: get past that. Except that, if you're a parent listen

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Speaker 1: to the sound of my voice in a blue state,

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Speaker 1: I hope you're ready to homeschool, which I mean, frankly

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Speaker 1: is the greatest thing you can do anyway. But I

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Speaker 1: hope you're ready to homeschool. Maybe find a private school

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Speaker 1: that's exempted, because if you're a parent listening to the

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Speaker 1: sound of my voice and your child is in government

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Speaker 1: schools right now, your child is going to have to

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Speaker 1: hold up evidence that he or she took the old

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Speaker 1: heart attack shot before he can go back to fourth

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Speaker 1: grade next year. Now, let me ask you one more time,

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Speaker 1: can you move there's a too inconvenient backs. Your kid

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Speaker 1: ain't my kid. It's asking, dear pink flower, what gives?

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Speaker 1: This is not nice? What gives you get one nationally

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Speaker 1: syndicated radio show and you go from a battle hardened

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Speaker 1: marine to a boogie elite who's softer than what's coming

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Speaker 1: out of your alleged league. Had you know what, that's

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Speaker 1: not nice. That's not nice. Vacations in Nantucket. It wasn't

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Speaker 1: a vacation. I was finishing the book seventy five dollars tequila.

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Speaker 1: Now you're going to get your son his own midlife

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Speaker 1: crisis car that you don't even eat, eat it red

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Speaker 1: lobster anymore, he said, All jokes aside. I think a

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Speaker 1: good middle ground for your son's car. Tell him whatever

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Speaker 1: he earns, the two of you will match, make him

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Speaker 1: make him pay a significant portion of his first car.

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Speaker 1: We've always believed that. And it's not going to be

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Speaker 1: a nice car, right, the kid's not getting a new

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Speaker 1: car or something like that. It's not what I want.

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Speaker 1: All I was saying was I've always had this desire

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Speaker 1: through what I went through, because I think it was healthy.

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Speaker 1: No no, no, no, you bust your butt and save

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Speaker 1: up and then enjoy that crappy car because that's all

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Speaker 1: you could save up money for. That breaks down and

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Speaker 1: it sucks, and then eventually you get to the point

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Speaker 1: where you think, well, I do want him to have airbags.

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Speaker 1: I mean, they are idiots. I know he's an idiot.

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Speaker 1: I want him to have airbags, and I want him

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Speaker 1: to have a whatever, all that five stars safety rating stuff.

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Speaker 1: But at the same time, here's here's my concern, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I don't want the car to be something chicks like

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Speaker 1: because I think parents handicap No, hear me out, I

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Speaker 1: think parents handicapped their sons when they get them cars.

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Speaker 1: Chicks like your son needs to learn how to talk

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Speaker 1: to dimes without a fancy car there behind him, without

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Speaker 1: anything else. You make her laugh, you sweep her off

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Speaker 1: her feet, You get her twizzling her hair and her

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Speaker 1: finger there with just your words. Pal, you figure out

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Speaker 1: how to talk to the ladies, because you're gonna have

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Speaker 1: to find yourself a dime who will marry you and

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Speaker 1: have your babies one day. What Chris, See, that's what

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking. Chris said, get him in early two thousand's car.

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Speaker 1: I don't want it sexy though, right, So and so

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Speaker 1: I'm thinking, I don't know when I was a kid.

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Speaker 1: Maybe this is all changed. Hondas and Toyotas much as

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Speaker 1: you don't want to buy a foreign car, but our

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Speaker 1: American manufacturing companies sucked now too. Anyway, Hondas and Toyota's

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Speaker 1: had the reputation of lasting forever. So I actually had

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Speaker 1: a nineteen eighty three Honda Accord hatchback. I had a

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Speaker 1: Toyota camera that was just it was always the new

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Speaker 1: crappy car, and it certainly was not sexy, but at

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Speaker 1: the gas mileage was great. There were airbags on it.

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Speaker 1: That's definitely what I'm thinking. So I don't know whether

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Speaker 1: the reason I brought that up is I don't know

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Speaker 1: whether that's still the way to go, if I should

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Speaker 1: be looking at a two thousand Honda Accord or something.

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Speaker 1: Whatever's safe but ugly, forget, forget not sexy. I want ugly.

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Speaker 1: I want him driving up in like a poop brown

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Speaker 1: Volvo from thirty years ago, or sympthy what Chris, Oh,

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Speaker 1: I will paint the car. I'm so. I already have

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Speaker 1: so much fun embarrassing my kids. It's just it's just

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Speaker 1: too much. It's more, it's the temptations too much for me.

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Speaker 1: I have to embarrass them. So I'm definitely going to

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Speaker 1: embarrass them when it comes to the car and everything else.

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Speaker 1: Why it entertains me, It's not that it's good for

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Speaker 1: them or anything, although it is, it entertains me all right.

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Speaker 1: Moving on, they're breaking news as of one minute ago,

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Speaker 1: you didn't think that kind of journalism was just going

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Speaker 1: to fly under the radar on this show. It's journalist Jesse.

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Speaker 1: There's just no one better. We love Jesse. He's the best. Jesse.

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Speaker 1: Please kiss my baby. Yes, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. This

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Speaker 1: or maybe you do. That doesn't matter, but this is

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Speaker 1: this is an excellent, excellent lesson maybe for you. Definitely

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Speaker 1: If you want to change cultures, it has to be

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Speaker 1: women of the FBI. There are so many great men

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Speaker 1: in management and fix what's wrong, you're so stupid. You

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Speaker 1: should be institutionalized. If you want to actually change it,

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Speaker 1: it should just be disbanded completely. If you want to

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Speaker 1: change it. You walk in the door day one and say, oh, nice,

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Speaker 1: I see there's a hundred people in your department. That

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Speaker 1: number is going to be five by tomorrow. I'll have

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Speaker 1: What does that mean? Well, did you think uprooting communism

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Speaker 1: or painless or polite? Oh, what's gonna take? Mean? That

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Speaker 1: In Congressional diss an email in Congressional District twenty seven

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Speaker 1: in Florida where I live. Maria Elvira Salazar or TODAYO.

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Speaker 1: I'm assuming TODAYO as a Democrat and Salazar is, well,

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Speaker 1: this is Maria and do you support a no fly

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Speaker 1: with punishing Vladimir Putin and helping the Ukrainians. Wouldn't that

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Speaker 1: mean direct conventional warfare with Russia? I don't know what

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Speaker 1: it will mean, but you know freedom is not free,

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Speaker 1: so you don't know what a new fly zone will

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Speaker 1: mean if you have to shoot down Russian planes. I mean,

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Speaker 1: of course, so conventional war with Russia. Listen, thank you.

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Speaker 1: We have to keep Salazar in Congress. What are you

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Speaker 1: kidding me? We can't reject that. We need her there forever.

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Speaker 1: I know what you're asking me. I get these quick.

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Speaker 1: I get these emails a lot, especially now. It's obviously

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Speaker 1: election season, general election season. And Jesse, my Republican candidate sucks.

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Speaker 1: Do I vote for him? Jesse, my Republican candidate sucks?

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Speaker 1: Do I vote for him? And to be honest, there's

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Speaker 1: play the alphabet game when it came to the signs

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Speaker 1: you had. We had. You probably have never heard of this, Chris.

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Speaker 1: You ever heard of the TV show alf Anybody who's

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Speaker 1: old enough will know alf Well. Alfie was a stupid

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Speaker 1: furry animal. Was a good TV show when I was

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Speaker 1: a kid, back when TV shows actually taught values and

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Speaker 1: weren't trying to tell your son he's gay. It was

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Speaker 1: just a family value show. But they had alf cards,

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Speaker 1: and what they were is they were state cards and

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Speaker 1: had information from all fifty states on it, the state, bird,

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Speaker 1: state capital, state, everything. And we would go through alf cards,

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Speaker 1: actually getting ourselves more intelligent as we crossed as we

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Speaker 1: crossed the country. But also, it's not the Internet age

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Speaker 1: where you emailing your resume ahead of time and things

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Speaker 1: like that. Now there were fax machines and companies would

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Speaker 1: put out wanted ads in national newspapers and you could

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Speaker 1: fax them resume, so you weren't going in totally blind.

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Speaker 1: But this was all a long way of saying as

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Speaker 1: we as we were road tripping from Ohio out west

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Speaker 1: to find out where we were going to live. This

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00:25:47,640 --> 00:25:51,320
Speaker 1: was not a one time thing. This was several times

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Speaker 1: the Kellys would load up in the car and drive

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Speaker 1: across the country and go look for work. Like when

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Speaker 1: I tell you to move, it's something. This is how

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Speaker 1: I've lived my life, and I've lived adult life this

447
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Speaker 1: way too, from about California to Arizona, at Montana, DC,

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Speaker 1: Dallas is how I've lived my life. And you would.

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00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:10,119
Speaker 1: My old man would go in for these interviews and

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Speaker 1: see what they offered. And we were looking in places

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Speaker 1: like Idaho and Colorado, becas he really wanted to live

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Speaker 1: out west and Wyoming and ended up in Bozeman, Montana.

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Speaker 1: That was a long way to answer your question, Chris,

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Speaker 1: do I road trip? No? I don't road trip. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm never going through that again. That's one two. Road

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Speaker 1: tripping is not pleasant when you're six foot eight, it's

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Speaker 1: not pleasant at all. It doesn't matter what you're in.

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Speaker 1: It's not pleasant. When I moved to DC for a year,

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Speaker 1: speaking of road trips, I've told you this story before.

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Speaker 1: One thing I didn't realize about living in a big city,

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Speaker 1: in a city like DC is how small the roads are,

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Speaker 1: how narrow the roads are. I just didn't have experience

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Speaker 1: with that. And I had a pickup truck I would drive.

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Speaker 1: I we lived in northern Virginia, and I would drive

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Speaker 1: eleven miles the office working in downtown DC. There were

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Speaker 1: many days I couldn't find a place to park my truck.

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Speaker 1: It was just too big, the roads are narrow. It

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00:27:07,320 --> 00:27:10,760
Speaker 1: was crazy, and we were running out of money. I've

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Speaker 1: told you before I took that job seventy five grand

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Speaker 1: a year, but I didn't take cost of living into ato.

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Speaker 1: I didn't think about that, didn't take it into effect.

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Speaker 1: We couldn't pay the bills. So I had to trade

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Speaker 1: in my car for a little Honda Civic. You fold

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Speaker 1: yourself into a Honda Civic and then spend even an

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Speaker 1: hour and a half in traffic, And that's what it was.

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Speaker 1: Some days I would get out, I would hurt, my

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Speaker 1: right side would hurt. Your left foot hurts you. No, Chris,

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Speaker 1: I don't road trip anymore, road tripping. No, Chris, I

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Speaker 1: do not road trip. I will not be road tripping

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Speaker 1: at all unless I can have like some sweet some

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Speaker 1: sweet van or something. No, a bus, a tour bus

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Speaker 1: for the band. That's what we need, Chris, we need

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Speaker 1: a deleterious Consequences band for when we go on tour. Gosh,

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Speaker 1: that's sweet. I can't believe I just figured that out.

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Speaker 1: All right, we have to get the headlines. I didn't

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Speaker 1: get to Apparently Taco bell sliced up a school bus.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even kidding about that. We'll get to that

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Speaker 1: in a moment. First, let's get to the fact you

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Speaker 1: keep getting a crappy night's sleeping. You don't have to.

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Speaker 1: People think quality betting has to be expensive, and I will.

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Speaker 1: I would argue to you twenty years ago, I would

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Speaker 1: say that's probably the case, because I've always been on

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Speaker 1: the lookout for quality betting. So yeah, it used to

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Speaker 1: be expensive. No more, no more, Not because of my pillow.

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Speaker 1: My pillow puts out the highest quality of everything. And

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Speaker 1: they're more than just the pillows. Everyone knows about the

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Speaker 1: pillow and the slippers and the pajamas. Gosh, the wife

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Speaker 1: won't take the pajamas off. She loves the pajamas. The sheets, man,

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Speaker 1: the sheets make all the difference in the world. Remember,

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Speaker 1: that's the part touch in your skin. A third of

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Speaker 1: your life you're going to spend with your sheets? Did

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Speaker 1: you care enough to buy good ones? Geeza dream sheets

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Speaker 1: get a couple sets while they're cheap, Or you can

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Speaker 1: call eight hundred eight four five zero five four four

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Speaker 1: The Jesse Kelly Show on air and online at Jesse

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Speaker 1: Kelly Show dot Com, Jesse Kelly Show. And now we

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Speaker 1: are only one precious segment away from the greatest day

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Speaker 1: of the week. Ask doctor Jesse Friday. I don't know

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Speaker 1: why you roll your eyes, Chris. We're out here changing

513
00:29:45,840 --> 00:29:49,480
Speaker 1: people's lives, all right. You can email me your questions.

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00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,000
Speaker 1: They'll go to Chris if you want to tell him

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Speaker 1: who Robert Plan is before you give me your question.

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00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:58,520
Speaker 1: That's fine too. Jesse at Jesse Kelly Show dot com,

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Speaker 1: Jesse at se Kellyshow dot com. Before I get to

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Speaker 1: headlines and stuff I do, I do want to play

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00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:10,200
Speaker 1: this again. This China social credit system. Man alive. Just

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00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,680
Speaker 1: listen to this and know this is exactly what they

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Speaker 1: want here. Everywhere she goes, oh young, how you is followed,

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Speaker 1: what she buys, how she behaved, by the way that

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Speaker 1: woman totally changed her name to oh Young, We see you, lady,

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Speaker 1: we see you. Everywhere she goes, oh young, how you

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Speaker 1: is followed, what she buys, how she behaves is tracked

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Speaker 1: and scored to show how responsible and trustworthy she is.

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Speaker 1: It's called the social credit system, and in one version

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Speaker 1: now being tested, a person's reputation is scored on a

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Speaker 1: scale of three fifty to nine fifty and how you,

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Speaker 1: with a good score of seven to fifty two is

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Speaker 1: okay with it? In fact, most people are. It isn't

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Speaker 1: a mechanism, like just pause on this real quickly. I

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Speaker 1: love our pathetic communist propagandists in the media. How you

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00:30:59,800 --> 00:31:04,560
Speaker 1: is okay with it? Actually most people are. She's a

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Speaker 1: citizen in communist China. Do you think she's free to

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Speaker 1: come out and say she's not okay with it? Do

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Speaker 1: you think she's free to come out and say this

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00:31:16,160 --> 00:31:21,360
Speaker 1: is communist crap? I reject this tyranny. Our government sets

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00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,600
Speaker 1: should be in a dungeon getting her fingernails pulled out.

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Speaker 1: In about fifteen minutes. But of course our media I

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Speaker 1: can't believe how okay with it you are? Just you

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Speaker 1: to become a better citizen. It's big data meets big brother,

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00:31:34,480 --> 00:31:39,280
Speaker 1: expanding how the government monitors, understands, and ultimately controls. It's

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Speaker 1: one point four billion citizens thanks to advances in artificial

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Speaker 1: intelligence and facial recognition and a web of more than

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Speaker 1: two hundred million surveillance cameras. Are people bothered by privacy concerns?

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Speaker 1: We think it's a lot of camera keep the safety

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Speaker 1: is really good. We can acceptate it. Companies are experimenting

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Speaker 1: with the algorithms to help the government create the new

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00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:08,959
Speaker 1: national social credit system. The government also has pilot projects.

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Speaker 1: In one citizens are required to do hours of unpaid

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Speaker 1: work to get benefits, and scores are hours of unpaid work.

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00:32:17,240 --> 00:32:19,640
Speaker 1: That's where we have the government for docked for things

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00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:25,480
Speaker 1: like littering a messy yard, gossip, even jaywalking. Hold on,

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00:32:25,640 --> 00:32:28,200
Speaker 1: if they're going to be fined for gossip, how are

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Speaker 1: women going to survive? Video of offenders is shown on

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Speaker 1: the local news, and information collectors like Joe I Knee

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Speaker 1: are paid to report on their neighbors her quota ten

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Speaker 1: injuries a month I'm just glad that can't happen here

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00:32:44,880 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 1: reporting on your neighbors. You might want to go ahead

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Speaker 1: and reference Saint Louis when the hotline, the hotline information

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Speaker 1: got opened up and we found out all those American

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Speaker 1: citizens who were happily reporting on friends, co workers, and

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Speaker 1: family members for working during COVID. Here's a little reminder

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Speaker 1: as you hear about this lady in her quota for

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Speaker 1: reporting on people that cousin of yours, mother, wife, husband, brother,

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Speaker 1: co worker, best friend who turned into a nutball during COVID.

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Speaker 1: That's the human being who's going to turn you into

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Speaker 1: the FEDS. You know that, right. Mayo Gingerosho is like

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Speaker 1: the man who carried a drunk person home. A good deed,

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Speaker 1: she says. Good social credit gets rewarded with perks like

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Speaker 1: cheap loans. See, I'll be out there helping people with

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Speaker 1: their credit score Chris and travel deals. But a bad

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Speaker 1: score means public shame and worse. Huangway June lost a

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Speaker 1: court case and didn't pay. Now he's on a government blacklist. Beautiful,

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Speaker 1: I can't buy airplane or train ticke, as he says,

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Speaker 1: and the list goes on. Being discredited makes it hard

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Speaker 1: to get a job or quit kids in top schools.

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Speaker 1: The social credit system we'll go nationwide next year, and

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Speaker 1: few here are willing to criticize it. Something that may

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Speaker 1: pose a risk itself for a bad score and the

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Speaker 1: life that comes with it coming soon. Now, you tell

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Speaker 1: me how committed we should be to stopping something like that.

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Speaker 1: Which brings me to the oddest freaking story in the world.

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Speaker 1: James Gordon Meek, ABC News reporter. He's an investigative journalist.

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Speaker 1: Right he was slated to release a book through the

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Speaker 1: publisher Simon and Schuster that talked about the evacuation of Afghanis.

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Speaker 1: It was about a Green Beret helped evacuate Afghanis. The

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Speaker 1: FBI rated his home in April. They rated his home.

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Speaker 1: He hasn't been seen since. No one knows where this

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Speaker 1: person is. They said, he quote fell off the face

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Speaker 1: of the earth. Now I don't know what happened. I

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Speaker 1: don't know whether he's hiding in a cabin in the

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Speaker 1: woods because he's embarrassed. I don't know whether the FBI

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Speaker 1: has him locked in a dungeon somewhere. But I do

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Speaker 1: know this. This is one of the reasons why you

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Speaker 1: have to trust your institutions. What was the first thing

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Speaker 1: that came to your mind? You know what? It was,

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Speaker 1: same thing that came to mind. All right, Remember, the

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Speaker 1: weekend is almost here. Before we get to headlines, the

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Speaker 1: weekends almost here. I owe you. I owe you ten minutes,

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Speaker 1: ten minutes of practice with my mantis X system Monday.

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Speaker 1: When Monday comes, medal of honor Monday, and we sit

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Speaker 1: on and do the show. I will be better with

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Speaker 1: my weapon than I am now. My Mantis X attaches

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Speaker 1: to my weapon. I dry fire practice in the comfort

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Speaker 1: of my home. They're putting me through drills, giving me feedback,

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Speaker 1: making me better. It doesn't take long to watch yourself

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Speaker 1: mantis x dot com. Get one today. And now here's

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Speaker 1: a headline. You know that. You know the thing headlines

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Speaker 1: we didn't get to you. Nineteen Attorneys General announced investigation

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Speaker 1: into six Wall Street firms over ESG investing. I still

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Speaker 1: hate that term, Attorneys General. It's stupid. In my community

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Speaker 1: college education rejects it. It's been two years since fifty

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Speaker 1: one intelligence agents interfered within an election. They still won't apologize.

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Speaker 1: Why would they apologize when they are fully committed to

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Speaker 1: the Democratic Party. They're not fully committed to the truth.

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Speaker 1: They're spies. AOC has has got to go. Protesters humiliate

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Speaker 1: AOC in our own district. Reminder, the greatest thing about

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Speaker 1: communism is how many communists. Communism has crushed school bus

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Speaker 1: sliced in half by a taco bell sign in Pennsylvania.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry, nobody hurt in the whole thing. You know

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Speaker 1: what they did get though, A sweet freaking story. How

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Speaker 1: jealous are you of those kids? That's a sweet story. Oh,

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Speaker 1: they'll get over the PTSDTT Massachusetts woman charged with sending

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Speaker 1: a b swarm on deputies at an eviction. I'm not

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Speaker 1: gonna lie. That's kind of brilliant anti cops. Seattle ice

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Speaker 1: cream shop calls nine one after a burglary. I have

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Speaker 1: no issue with that. My issue is did the cops

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Speaker 1: show up. It's time to start treating these communists as

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Speaker 1: dot com. Don't wait to email me now that's all