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Speaker 2: I want to know.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 4: Flight attendant, no pilot, pilots, no, everyone next to me, pets.

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Speaker 1: Pets, no pets, yes, service animals, yes, lizards.

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Speaker 2: Yes, Now that was the demo I didn't think would

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Speaker 4: I know it's a little weird, and just like Steal says,

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, Michelle, I'm going to.

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Speaker 4: Put my mask on now, just give me a second.

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Speaker 4: What's up, everybody? Welcome to adulting. I'm Michelle be Told.

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Speaker 4: This is Jordan Carlos. We have Sarah motherfucking Coopa on

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Speaker 4: the show and she is amazing. But before we get

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Speaker 4: I got a lot of stuff on my chest that

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Speaker 4: I need to get off my Tittyes, Jordanie, Okay, why'd

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Speaker 4: you start looking at your shoes?

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Speaker 2: Why do I start looking at my shoes. Am I

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Speaker 5: It looks like you're just looking down. Look like you're

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Speaker 2: I'm always making eye contact with you.

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Speaker 5: Oh okay, it was.

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Speaker 2: A bit Hello, Michelle. Listen.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm really happy that you actually are going to

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Speaker 1: use my barber.

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Speaker 4: You know, husband has been cutting our son's hair and he.

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Speaker 5: Shouldn't because he's at a barber.

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Speaker 4: And it's one less thing we could argue about, do

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Speaker 4: And I also think it's for me at least because

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Speaker 4: It's that lesson of not what you say, but how

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Speaker 4: also trust people's process. And so I've had like many

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Speaker 1: I mean it's not it's not cheap, you know, but

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Speaker 2: But it's at least I think it's like suffer bits.

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Speaker 2: You want to look.

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Speaker 3: Good, but we gonna pay you to say but you

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Speaker 5: Okay, just look good enough for me to tell you that.

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Speaker 3: I might fuck you. Sorry, go on, I'd.

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Speaker 1: Love to hear that on streets. No, I think it's

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Speaker 1: speaking of showing crotch. Okay, there, hi, Whitney, what's good?

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Speaker 1: I love your dog is so curious.

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Speaker 4: I'm so glad you said dog because the people are homework.

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Speaker 4: and it's like, I don't that's definitely spicy tuna and

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Speaker 4: And I just feel like taking kids to the city

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Speaker 4: It's like go with your parents and figure out how

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Speaker 3: You know, oh I think you've met making Oh.

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Speaker 2: God, otis never this is like the sweetest come on now.

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Speaker 4: I know he's a sweetheart. They truly a sweetheart. The

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Speaker 3: Are there homeless people? Basic question?

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Speaker 5: Do people cat call?

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Speaker 1: People don't cat call as much in Dallas because it's

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Speaker 5: I was trying to hit on your mind.

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Speaker 1: This man was pushing the carts together. He was it

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Speaker 4: To get some Well, if I ever heard a black

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Speaker 4: You know, I like him Brown two for you, you

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Speaker 4: know what is creepy? And our friend Baron Vaughn, who's

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Speaker 4: a hilarious comedian. You guys should definitely check out if

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Speaker 4: you don't know him. He said what I was thinking

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Speaker 6: Is it me?

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Speaker 5: You're looking for?

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Speaker 3: But it's just like who.

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Speaker 2: It's very specific. She bones to the gauls even now

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Speaker 4: It could either be Lionel Richie or Eric Laal. It

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Speaker 3: Eric Lassal coming to him one hundred.

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Speaker 2: The two princes.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they stand before you.

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Speaker 3: This is a mess.

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Speaker 1: I'm not mad at it, though. Listen, we're both getting

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Speaker 2: Are her curls nice and like luxurious? Or what are

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Speaker 5: I'm doing a wash once a week.

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Speaker 3: It and then put your Scotch bonnet.

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Speaker 2: I wish I was only Black culture. That's what he says.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, give him a little do rag.

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Speaker 2: He would be the wave king. Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 2: My man would be the wave You see Malcolm with.

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Speaker 3: The wave cap.

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Speaker 2: Lay it down, Yeah, I can got it. Wave cap

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Speaker 3: Fog year's old.

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Speaker 2: I love my son. He's trying to figure out race

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Speaker 2: he is black culture.

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Speaker 2: I told him his superpower is that he is both

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Speaker 5: And she's like no, I'm not got to suck her

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Speaker 4: I mean whatever, To be honest, yeah, you're so stupid,

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Speaker 4: I want them to know that, like these things are normal.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely? Where are you from, oh, Dallas? Yeah? Absolutely.

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Speaker 4: Obviously you haven't seen my three part documentary on Netflix

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Speaker 2: By the way, no, you haven't been the trailer. You

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Speaker 1: I have to have a Michelle viewing weekend because you've

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Speaker 3: I have to like, oh my god, what's the Kevin

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Speaker 2: Clerks? I mean, Michelle, this is a lot for one

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Speaker 1: What if we have we do a viewing party where

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Speaker 4: That is the worst. I would rather do lines of

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Speaker 2: I withdraw the idea.

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Speaker 3: All right, thank you great. Now I'm in Bridgington.

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Speaker 2: Why they get rid of reggae?

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Speaker 3: I mean that was always the ft?

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Speaker 2: Why did to leave the show? Why did tomeb I

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Speaker 3: Oh my god?

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Speaker 2: Okay, every one's been so much fun catching.

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Speaker 3: Up with you for who you for us?

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Speaker 4: It has I love catching up with you, and you

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Speaker 4: know what, I like being all up in the musta

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Speaker 1: Hey, come on, we're all cut up, but we need

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Speaker 1: love it.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for coming, Thank you so much for coming.

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Speaker 2: It came.

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Speaker 3: Thanks motherfucking oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So much happening. What are you doing? Okay, I got you,

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Speaker 2: I got you?

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Speaker 3: Are you union?

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Speaker 2: Are you even union? What are you doing?

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Speaker 3: Let's bring out on dad. I'm very excited.

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Speaker 2: I'm very excited too.

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Speaker 4: She's so special, so special, so fun, so smart, so talented.

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Speaker 1: Got us through the quarantine, got us through the Yes, yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can't say.

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Speaker 3: Sam, don't say it, don't say it.

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Speaker 2: Not that guy.

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Speaker 4: She's had a Netflix special and she's a hilarious comedian.

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Speaker 4: I can't wait for you to see her do stand

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Speaker 4: up if you haven't already.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's a dope.

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Speaker 3: Please give it up for our friend Sarah Cooper.

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Speaker 2: Wow, she can't packing packing.

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Speaker 1: She came bearing gifts. That's that's her Rose, that's her Rose,

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Speaker 1: Sarah Cooper. Everybody, Sarah Sarah Cooper.

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Speaker 2: What's good?

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Speaker 3: What's going on?

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Speaker 2: We have so much?

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Speaker 1: There's like, there's there's laughs, there's obviously drama happening at

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Speaker 3: Yes, this audience is incredible, Like, you're so so amazing. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: they're dope. I'm a little mad. At you right now?

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Speaker 3: Why Because I wasn't invited to your fourth of July party,

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Speaker 3: and I will be sad about that. You will be listen.

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Speaker 4: Fourth of July. It's also a meatball party called Swap Meet.

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Speaker 4: I love meatballs. Yeah, you got to bring your best

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Speaker 4: meet ball. You've been to me whole party a couple

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Speaker 3: Can you tell the difference between a meatball that's like

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Speaker 3: maybe I shouldn't come then.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, if it's cold at the core, you know that

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Speaker 1: That rhymes cold at the core, bought at the store.

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Speaker 1: That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 3: And you're like, what was your beef at the street?

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Speaker 3: Thing you had earlier?

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Speaker 2: My beef at the street?

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Speaker 3: No, no truth at the whats your saying? Yeah, that's

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Speaker 3: it on the plate? I don't I don't have any

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Speaker 4: Are doing some Fisher price poetry for it?

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Speaker 3: So wait a minute, so many questions here? Give me

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Speaker 2: It's quite a jacket.

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Speaker 1: You.

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Speaker 2: I love how much of a new Yorker you are.

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Speaker 3: I'm such a fucking New Yorker. I'm here for life.

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Speaker 3: I never want to leave. It's my favorite place on earth.

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Speaker 3: Anybody else start paying New York trying to die here.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to die here, so to die. Millions of

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Speaker 3: people know you from doing millions literally for lip sinking,

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Speaker 3: for your life, lip syncing, Yes, what a dubious honor.

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Speaker 4: What do people think when they first meet you is

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Speaker 4: there's some sort of weird, preconceived no shell.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, Like when people meet me, the first

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Speaker 3: oh my god, it's Trump. And I was like, what

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 2: What have I done? Right?

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Speaker 3: So, yeah, it's like he helped me. Trump didn't do

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Speaker 3: a lot. Yeah, he saved my fucking life. Actually, he

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Speaker 2: So you were going to quit comedy? Were you thinking

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Speaker 3: Before I was thinking about quitting comedy. I went, I

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Speaker 2: How was that? What's that?

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Speaker 1: Like?

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Speaker 2: Do you get the good with the like?

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Speaker 3: You guys would not fit in there.

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Speaker 4: There's no family there, but talk about it.

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Speaker 3: Yeah. End of twenty nineteen, I was thinking about going

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Speaker 4: And it's so funny because my dad is Haitian and

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Speaker 3: Is why do the accent? Though?

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Speaker 4: Well, of course I could do the excent right, but

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Speaker 4: Haitius here?

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Speaker 3: Okay?

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Speaker 4: So my dad would always say so, and that's like,

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Speaker 3: My mom? Yeah, what is that arlt to speak?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't want to please my parents.

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Speaker 3: My parents would always say, what's off of you can

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Speaker 3: be unfae you? Oh? Can anybody interpret that? What is

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Speaker 4: What did your parents say when they saw like you lipstick?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 3: Well, my dad was scared because he thought we would

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Speaker 3: get deported to Jamaica. They speak English there, So my

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Speaker 3: mean they're just like really proud, Like my dad has

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Speaker 3: Wanted to be a theater major in Hine College and.

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Speaker 2: They were like, no, what did you what did you study?

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Speaker 5: Can you guess business?

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Speaker 3: Guess? Please someone guess? Ooh so close? Ooh economics. I

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Speaker 3: I can get into this. I can get into this.

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Speaker 3: Is this good? What is the probability of getting some tail?

447
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:59,120
Speaker 3: Right now? You tell me you're newly single. I got divorced,

448
00:21:59,160 --> 00:22:06,840
Speaker 3: you guys. Oh yeah, I encouraged all women to get divorced.

449
00:22:08,640 --> 00:22:11,280
Speaker 3: I know, I can't be supportive of relationships right now

450
00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:13,959
Speaker 3: because I just got divorced a year ago. So I'm like,

451
00:22:14,800 --> 00:22:19,000
Speaker 3: fuck all your relationships, right yeah? And how long did

452
00:22:19,040 --> 00:22:22,800
Speaker 3: you know, dude? I knew like the day we got married.

453
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:30,680
Speaker 3: Sarah and I tried for seven fucking years, dude, that's

454
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:33,840
Speaker 3: seven years. My mom called me at our six year

455
00:22:34,240 --> 00:22:38,360
Speaker 3: anniversary and she was like, you know, Sierra, seven years,

456
00:22:39,000 --> 00:22:42,520
Speaker 3: that's when it gets really hard. Literally asked for a

457
00:22:42,560 --> 00:22:46,160
Speaker 3: divorce two months later, like it was flat fast. Yeah, yeah,

458
00:22:46,320 --> 00:22:48,480
Speaker 3: I think she just saw the seven year itch, like,

459
00:22:48,520 --> 00:22:51,080
Speaker 3: I think that's the only experience she had with that

460
00:22:51,119 --> 00:22:55,280
Speaker 3: old year really movie, but it's true, right, isn't seven years?

461
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:58,199
Speaker 3: It's like when you're like, can I do this for

462
00:22:58,240 --> 00:23:00,280
Speaker 3: the rest of my life? That's the moment where you

463
00:23:00,320 --> 00:23:02,679
Speaker 3: ask yourself that question. How long have you been married?

464
00:23:02,760 --> 00:23:04,680
Speaker 3: I've been married eleven years. Okay, you're good.

465
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 2: And you I've been married for fourteen years.

466
00:23:06,720 --> 00:23:09,320
Speaker 3: Okay, you're good. You're good. Yeah, But honest, anybody under

467
00:23:09,320 --> 00:23:11,000
Speaker 3: seven years get.

468
00:23:11,680 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: Like I had.

469
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:16,359
Speaker 4: I had a very serious boyfriend in high school, a

470
00:23:16,440 --> 00:23:17,959
Speaker 4: very serious boyfriend in college.

471
00:23:18,000 --> 00:23:20,080
Speaker 3: Both cheated on me. I poured my heart into it.

472
00:23:20,119 --> 00:23:21,440
Speaker 3: I was like, I'm going to marry and cheat it

473
00:23:21,520 --> 00:23:24,560
Speaker 3: on you? Yes, you know we were you? Yes?

474
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:25,000
Speaker 2: Yeah?

475
00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,400
Speaker 3: Fuck that? Oh no, they got Netflix accounts.

476
00:23:32,320 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 2: I love that. That's a good question.

477
00:23:34,560 --> 00:23:36,639
Speaker 1: Do you ever think, do you ever consider for a

478
00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:39,200
Speaker 1: moment that we do what we do so we can

479
00:23:39,280 --> 00:23:41,400
Speaker 1: kind of like we stay in the lives of those

480
00:23:41,440 --> 00:23:42,280
Speaker 1: it might have hurt us.

481
00:23:42,320 --> 00:23:47,000
Speaker 4: It is the field to my fire reason I get

482
00:23:47,080 --> 00:23:52,159
Speaker 4: up and my kids, but like Billboard and my kids

483
00:23:52,200 --> 00:23:56,240
Speaker 4: with an eye roll here, you know what, having kids

484
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,240
Speaker 4: that work so hard for them and realize why people

485
00:23:58,400 --> 00:24:00,800
Speaker 4: don't want them.

486
00:24:01,280 --> 00:24:02,480
Speaker 2: So your kids are thorable.

487
00:24:02,640 --> 00:24:05,040
Speaker 4: They are, and I thank god, I'd be so much

488
00:24:05,080 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 4: harder if they were ugly. It's an emotional They're so beautiful,

489
00:24:09,880 --> 00:24:11,000
Speaker 4: working meet your right.

490
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:13,320
Speaker 2: They are so cute.

491
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:18,440
Speaker 3: Guess you and I are so similar. We're both Jamaican. Yes,

492
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:26,720
Speaker 3: we're similar. Ages are we? Yes? I like this game.

493
00:24:34,240 --> 00:24:35,760
Speaker 3: We both love white men.

494
00:24:36,520 --> 00:24:39,119
Speaker 4: I mean I love all men, let's be honest. I

495
00:24:39,320 --> 00:24:42,240
Speaker 4: was like Julia robertson Runaway Bride. I had to figure

496
00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:44,359
Speaker 4: out how I like my eggs. But it was an eggs.

497
00:24:44,359 --> 00:24:44,800
Speaker 2: It was dick.

498
00:24:45,280 --> 00:24:48,520
Speaker 4: And what I was gonna say was I was so

499
00:24:48,640 --> 00:24:51,399
Speaker 4: serious about relationships, and I was just like, I'm giving

500
00:24:51,400 --> 00:24:53,840
Speaker 4: you my all and you give me your own. That's

501
00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:56,520
Speaker 4: just not what it was. And so I just fucked

502
00:24:56,560 --> 00:24:58,720
Speaker 4: around till I just fucked the right one. Like I

503
00:24:58,760 --> 00:25:00,080
Speaker 4: met my husband out of a one night stay. And

504
00:25:00,119 --> 00:25:02,280
Speaker 4: that's why I always say open your mind, your heart,

505
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 4: and your legs to love airhorn. Yeah, and you know,

506
00:25:08,920 --> 00:25:10,960
Speaker 4: and I also the seven year inch to get back

507
00:25:10,960 --> 00:25:11,159
Speaker 4: to that.

508
00:25:11,280 --> 00:25:13,840
Speaker 3: I feel like it's college. It's like four to five years.

509
00:25:14,080 --> 00:25:14,720
Speaker 3: You fucking know.

510
00:25:15,000 --> 00:25:18,840
Speaker 2: Is Marilyn Monroe in that movie Oh for fuck's sake.

511
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,639
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you knew right away?

512
00:25:21,720 --> 00:25:24,680
Speaker 4: Can you just can you just give me three things

513
00:25:25,359 --> 00:25:27,760
Speaker 4: that you were like no but worked through?

514
00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:29,440
Speaker 3: Wait what never mind?

515
00:25:29,840 --> 00:25:31,840
Speaker 2: I have a question.

516
00:25:31,920 --> 00:25:34,159
Speaker 1: So now that you're a divorce, now you're on the

517
00:25:34,200 --> 00:25:36,680
Speaker 1: other side of the divorce, what's it like to date

518
00:25:36,720 --> 00:25:37,400
Speaker 1: in New York City?

519
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:39,040
Speaker 2: What's it like to.

520
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,359
Speaker 3: I just love the song?

521
00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:46,400
Speaker 2: I just love that son to make an air horn?

522
00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:49,560
Speaker 3: Is that song? Or is it just that's just an airhorn?

523
00:25:50,480 --> 00:25:51,639
Speaker 2: That's literally just an airhorn.

524
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,720
Speaker 3: I just want to I just want to go to

525
00:25:53,720 --> 00:25:57,879
Speaker 3: a club where they're just like, where is that club? Vegas? Okay?

526
00:25:58,840 --> 00:26:01,320
Speaker 2: But how how is how is dating? Now?

527
00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:05,040
Speaker 3: Well? I chow because my famous? Now, honey, you famous

528
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:05,800
Speaker 3: and divorced?

529
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:06,119
Speaker 6: Bitch?

530
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:07,200
Speaker 3: You met right?

531
00:26:07,720 --> 00:26:09,560
Speaker 2: Betta know? Yeah?

532
00:26:09,640 --> 00:26:15,359
Speaker 3: I might never date after this? Actually, oh really? What

533
00:26:15,480 --> 00:26:19,600
Speaker 3: does where is your He was on Dexter so big?

534
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:25,240
Speaker 3: Was he also a flight because I think I might know? Again,

535
00:26:27,000 --> 00:26:29,240
Speaker 3: I am this is the status of my life. He

536
00:26:29,400 --> 00:26:30,480
Speaker 3: was on Dexter once.

537
00:26:31,520 --> 00:26:33,960
Speaker 2: Let's say that's that's the credit? You know what I mean?

538
00:26:34,160 --> 00:26:37,960
Speaker 3: You know what's hard for me? I realized later in

539
00:26:38,040 --> 00:26:38,760
Speaker 3: my twenties.

540
00:26:40,320 --> 00:26:41,920
Speaker 4: At first, I was like, I don't like if day

541
00:26:42,000 --> 00:26:44,840
Speaker 4: Q and they have a clean dick, right, it's clean dick.

542
00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:49,440
Speaker 3: That's your bar, clean dick. Jesus fucking Christ. How about

543
00:26:49,480 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 3: working dick. Working dick is my fucking bar like in

544
00:26:54,119 --> 00:26:59,880
Speaker 3: my thirty Yeah, clean dick in twenties, working dick thirties, forties.

545
00:27:00,040 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 3: What is it thoughtful? Thoughtful dick? Okay, I was getting there. Okay,

546
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:08,680
Speaker 3: you Reallysorian, Do you have a thoughtful dick?

547
00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,560
Speaker 1: I think it's very sensitive. It cries at old movies

548
00:27:11,640 --> 00:27:17,119
Speaker 1: like the Seven Year ch You know, well.

549
00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 4: What do you see for yourself in the next five years?

550
00:27:20,440 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: Oh Jesus, you have so much going on.

551
00:27:22,280 --> 00:27:24,680
Speaker 3: You don't have anything going on ocacually.

552
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:25,399
Speaker 2: Okay.

553
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,399
Speaker 3: I will say that. One of the first dates I

554
00:27:29,440 --> 00:27:32,040
Speaker 3: went on post divorce was a man asking me where

555
00:27:32,040 --> 00:27:35,119
Speaker 3: I saw myself in five years, And at the time

556
00:27:35,200 --> 00:27:39,920
Speaker 3: I thought, oh wow, he wants long term type things, right,

557
00:27:40,440 --> 00:27:44,080
Speaker 3: But that's an interview No, exactly, No, that's an interview question.

558
00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,560
Speaker 3: That's a guy who's not actually there. He's asking me

559
00:27:47,760 --> 00:27:49,800
Speaker 3: where I see myself in five years.

560
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:53,600
Speaker 4: I actually think the opposite, No way I do. I

561
00:27:53,640 --> 00:27:56,439
Speaker 4: think the opposite. I think if someone is interested in me,

562
00:27:56,560 --> 00:27:59,040
Speaker 4: then they're interested in my future and they want to

563
00:27:59,080 --> 00:28:01,639
Speaker 4: know where I see myself and if it lines up

564
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:02,879
Speaker 4: with where they see themselves.

565
00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:06,720
Speaker 3: Oh my god, No, but I do want someone who's

566
00:28:06,800 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 3: but it's like it's weird because it's like I'm divorced.

567
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 3: So it's like I don't want to get married again,

568
00:28:14,200 --> 00:28:15,720
Speaker 3: Like I don't want to move in with anybody. I

569
00:28:15,720 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 3: don't want to combine finances with anybody again. Like I'm done.

570
00:28:19,119 --> 00:28:21,879
Speaker 3: I did it, I did it, it was awful, and

571
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:24,080
Speaker 3: I don't want to do it again. So I just

572
00:28:24,119 --> 00:28:27,080
Speaker 3: want to have fun. But I'm over forty, and it's

573
00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,639
Speaker 3: like it's hard to meet a guy who wants to

574
00:28:29,680 --> 00:28:32,440
Speaker 3: have fun with the woman who's over forty because I agree,

575
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,240
Speaker 3: Like my body is falling apart, like it is, you

576
00:28:35,359 --> 00:28:38,920
Speaker 3: look crazy. My vagina doesn't look good right now, like

577
00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:41,360
Speaker 3: it's not don't you know? Have you seen it? I've

578
00:28:41,360 --> 00:28:43,400
Speaker 3: looked at it. I look at it every day. It's

579
00:28:43,480 --> 00:28:47,479
Speaker 3: like it's great. Can you raise your hand if your

580
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:50,960
Speaker 3: vagina is gray? Like just I got the one.

581
00:28:50,880 --> 00:28:52,760
Speaker 4: I got the one hair, and you know what, I

582
00:28:52,800 --> 00:28:54,560
Speaker 4: love it. I feel like a horny witch.

583
00:28:56,600 --> 00:28:59,440
Speaker 3: I'm so fucking horner when you go down there you

584
00:28:59,440 --> 00:29:01,760
Speaker 3: better hit it up to show her some love.

585
00:29:02,600 --> 00:29:06,480
Speaker 4: I'm really so tired of not liking my body, oh good,

586
00:29:06,520 --> 00:29:07,760
Speaker 4: and not liking myself good.

587
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:09,120
Speaker 3: I'm so tired of it.

588
00:29:09,440 --> 00:29:13,040
Speaker 4: It's so patriarchal. I fucking love I love myself. I

589
00:29:13,080 --> 00:29:14,720
Speaker 4: love the people I choose to be with.

590
00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:19,240
Speaker 3: Good Michelle, you were like, who is your therapist? Because

591
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:23,000
Speaker 3: they sound amazing, Like like you sound what's the name

592
00:29:23,040 --> 00:29:27,800
Speaker 3: of the rose? That's my therapist? No? I mean like, look,

593
00:29:27,920 --> 00:29:29,760
Speaker 3: I feel like we all have to do the work.

594
00:29:29,560 --> 00:29:32,600
Speaker 4: And I feel like comedy has really saved me as well,

595
00:29:32,720 --> 00:29:34,760
Speaker 4: to like fucking find my voice and figure out.

596
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,200
Speaker 3: What I want. Yeah, do you what? Oh you want

597
00:29:37,200 --> 00:29:37,720
Speaker 3: another beer?

598
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:38,400
Speaker 1: Yes?

599
00:29:38,600 --> 00:29:42,080
Speaker 3: No, I'm pouring my heart out. Oh my god, I

600
00:29:42,200 --> 00:29:45,040
Speaker 3: was trying to do it. This is literally what happened

601
00:29:45,080 --> 00:29:47,040
Speaker 3: on a date that I went on. I get comfortable,

602
00:29:47,200 --> 00:29:49,040
Speaker 3: we find a good way. What happened. I was on

603
00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,720
Speaker 3: a date with a guy and I was telling him

604
00:29:50,760 --> 00:29:53,280
Speaker 3: how I decided I needed to get a divorce. Yeah,

605
00:29:53,320 --> 00:29:56,560
Speaker 3: which was like I read my journals. I had been

606
00:29:56,640 --> 00:29:59,720
Speaker 3: journaling for seven years, and I read them and I

607
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:02,240
Speaker 3: said the same thing over and over again for seven years.

608
00:30:02,920 --> 00:30:05,040
Speaker 3: He'll never be happy. He'll never be happy. He'll never

609
00:30:05,080 --> 00:30:07,160
Speaker 3: be happy, over and over again for seven years. And

610
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,880
Speaker 3: you know what he said to me, what can I

611
00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:11,560
Speaker 3: get the check? Oh?

612
00:30:11,600 --> 00:30:11,840
Speaker 2: Shit?

613
00:30:12,120 --> 00:30:14,680
Speaker 3: And then he was like, oh sorry, are you guys

614
00:30:14,760 --> 00:30:15,240
Speaker 3: so cool?

615
00:30:16,120 --> 00:30:18,840
Speaker 4: Yeah, so that's great because he's doing you a favor.

616
00:30:19,040 --> 00:30:22,800
Speaker 3: Wait, why telling you that he's not man enough to handle?

617
00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:25,320
Speaker 3: Thank you? Yes?

618
00:30:25,440 --> 00:30:28,840
Speaker 4: Yes, like Julie, everything is a fucking gift. We just

619
00:30:28,880 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 4: have to look at it in a different way. Yeah,

620
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:32,240
Speaker 4: one hundred percent.

621
00:30:32,680 --> 00:30:35,440
Speaker 3: It's all listen. We don't know why. We'll figure it

622
00:30:35,440 --> 00:30:38,520
Speaker 3: out later. Edibles help. Did you get your fucking beerpe?

623
00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:38,960
Speaker 2: I didn't.

624
00:30:39,200 --> 00:30:44,760
Speaker 3: Uh, So let's answer some questions. Everybody. You have dainty hands.

625
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:47,320
Speaker 1: I would only say one thing about finances. We were

626
00:30:47,320 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: talking about finances. You mentioned finances. Never ever combined finances ever,

627
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,080
Speaker 1: never ever. I've done it for fourteen years and it

628
00:30:57,120 --> 00:30:58,880
Speaker 1: works like a fucking chterm.

629
00:30:59,320 --> 00:31:00,000
Speaker 2: Uh.

630
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:02,400
Speaker 1: Don't let the right hand know what the left hand's doing.

631
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:05,560
Speaker 1: But come correct when it's the end of the month.

632
00:31:05,720 --> 00:31:09,040
Speaker 1: Do you understand you were happy? When were you happy?

633
00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:09,440
Speaker 3: Oh?

634
00:31:09,520 --> 00:31:13,400
Speaker 1: When we didn't combine finances, when you both brought your

635
00:31:13,400 --> 00:31:15,600
Speaker 1: money to the table. And that's what I'm telling you

636
00:31:15,880 --> 00:31:18,160
Speaker 1: y'all are like, I just agree. Have you been married

637
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,440
Speaker 1: for fourteen years? Go fuck yourself? All right here what

638
00:31:21,440 --> 00:31:24,480
Speaker 1: I'm saying, thank you?

639
00:31:25,360 --> 00:31:25,680
Speaker 3: All right?

640
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,640
Speaker 2: Read the question on point they don't want this.

641
00:31:28,760 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 3: Read the question what is the appropriate number of years

642
00:31:33,200 --> 00:31:34,840
Speaker 3: to have a plan ahead for?

643
00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:39,560
Speaker 2: Oh? My not five? Don't say that one, don't say five?

644
00:31:39,720 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 3: Whatever the fine mean?

645
00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:41,400
Speaker 2: Do?

646
00:31:41,800 --> 00:31:43,240
Speaker 3: I just feel like you need to live in the

647
00:31:43,240 --> 00:31:45,520
Speaker 3: moment more like, what is the appropriate number of years

648
00:31:45,560 --> 00:31:47,200
Speaker 3: to have a plan ahead for? Like I don't know

649
00:31:47,240 --> 00:31:48,640
Speaker 3: what the future holds at all.

650
00:31:48,720 --> 00:31:52,760
Speaker 1: Ever, I think it's important to have short term goals. Girls, Uh,

651
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,640
Speaker 1: let's get over the fact that I said it or

652
00:31:54,680 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: are just kidding, But short term goals I think are

653
00:31:58,360 --> 00:32:01,400
Speaker 1: really important. Just like three months, three months are good,

654
00:32:01,480 --> 00:32:04,600
Speaker 1: like seeking destroy three months. And I had a short

655
00:32:04,680 --> 00:32:08,400
Speaker 1: term goal and like it's actually manifesting, which is fantastic.

656
00:32:08,480 --> 00:32:09,800
Speaker 3: Wait, what's your short term goal?

657
00:32:09,880 --> 00:32:11,960
Speaker 1: I was trying to do like an hour of comedy

658
00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:13,520
Speaker 1: and like make a special and I was like, I

659
00:32:13,560 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 1: kept telling myself.

660
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,040
Speaker 3: You can't do it. You know how many times have

661
00:32:17,120 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 3: I told you nothing?

662
00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 2: Never?

663
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,120
Speaker 1: But I know you said I told you yes, But

664
00:32:23,120 --> 00:32:24,080
Speaker 1: then I actually did it.

665
00:32:24,320 --> 00:32:28,920
Speaker 4: Yes, So then how many times like like, look, because

666
00:32:28,960 --> 00:32:34,160
Speaker 4: I'm holding a question, so listen. My most talented friends,

667
00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,400
Speaker 4: especially the people on this stage, yes, will like talk

668
00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:42,000
Speaker 4: themselves into a corner of just like I don't know,

669
00:32:42,200 --> 00:32:44,280
Speaker 4: we'll see, let me wait, let me do it. It's

670
00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:47,280
Speaker 4: not good enough, it's not And all these basic bitches

671
00:32:47,320 --> 00:32:51,760
Speaker 4: are just making money. And meanwhile we're like the talented ones.

672
00:32:51,800 --> 00:32:54,520
Speaker 4: It's just like, believe in yourself. Don't tell yourself no

673
00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:55,600
Speaker 4: before other people tell you.

674
00:32:55,680 --> 00:33:01,120
Speaker 1: Then you will be happy. You're so right codeed to

675
00:33:01,160 --> 00:33:01,600
Speaker 1: the story.

676
00:33:01,640 --> 00:33:03,760
Speaker 2: You'd be happy to know that a streaming service, a

677
00:33:03,840 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 2: very good one, is interested in my in my out.

678
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:11,920
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, don what what do you think

679
00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:15,240
Speaker 1: is a perfect timeline for for goals? So I do

680
00:33:15,400 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 1: like an annual every year, I said, like a year's worth,

681
00:33:17,840 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 1: though I'm kind of like and revisit it once a year.

682
00:33:20,400 --> 00:33:24,360
Speaker 2: But I think that I'm sorry, Sarah, I think five is.

683
00:33:26,360 --> 00:33:31,240
Speaker 3: That is awful And five years I'll be forty fucking nine. Dude,

684
00:33:31,520 --> 00:33:34,000
Speaker 3: that's dope, disgusting. No, it's amazing.

685
00:33:34,400 --> 00:33:36,440
Speaker 2: The answers always. You never asked kill me.

686
00:33:36,520 --> 00:33:38,640
Speaker 3: Now, No, you'll never do it.

687
00:33:38,960 --> 00:33:40,360
Speaker 5: We're brown titty cockroaches.

688
00:33:40,440 --> 00:33:43,240
Speaker 2: Okay, you're gonna ask it, you ask it.

689
00:33:43,440 --> 00:33:48,120
Speaker 3: Okay, do you need to wash your dish washer?

690
00:33:49,760 --> 00:33:51,560
Speaker 2: That is a very zen question.

691
00:33:53,040 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 3: I never washed. I've heard of it on morning talk shows.

692
00:33:58,400 --> 00:33:58,760
Speaker 3: I've done.

693
00:33:58,760 --> 00:34:00,680
Speaker 4: I had no idea, but it was right up there

694
00:34:00,680 --> 00:34:05,440
Speaker 4: with like put your genes in the freezer to kill

695
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:08,440
Speaker 4: the bacteria. I'm like, what are these life hacks? No

696
00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:10,280
Speaker 4: one tells you in home economics?

697
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,560
Speaker 1: First off, I love the bougie, humble brag of that

698
00:34:14,640 --> 00:34:15,200
Speaker 1: was having a.

699
00:34:15,120 --> 00:34:19,600
Speaker 2: Dishwasher in New York City. Who the fuck are you do?

700
00:34:19,760 --> 00:34:23,200
Speaker 2: I have to wash my side by side dishwashes.

701
00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:25,240
Speaker 4: Like, look, if you can saw it, take a fish

702
00:34:25,280 --> 00:34:26,279
Speaker 4: and have a dishwasher.

703
00:34:26,400 --> 00:34:28,600
Speaker 1: Here's what you should know about cleaning out your dishwasher.

704
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:32,040
Speaker 1: Take white vinegar, Pour it into the base of the dishwasher,

705
00:34:32,560 --> 00:34:33,400
Speaker 1: run it a cycle.

706
00:34:33,560 --> 00:34:36,200
Speaker 2: There you go, sep white vinegar, and that's adulting.

707
00:34:36,440 --> 00:34:37,960
Speaker 3: This is a true day exactly.

708
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 2: Goddamn right, goddamn right.

709
00:34:40,880 --> 00:34:42,440
Speaker 3: Okay, here we go and do it.

710
00:34:42,360 --> 00:34:43,560
Speaker 2: To your gave meat a fires too.

711
00:34:43,960 --> 00:34:48,600
Speaker 3: Here's got a question, absolutely what you're such a good dad?

712
00:34:48,880 --> 00:34:51,319
Speaker 3: I am such a good I am I fucking am.

713
00:34:51,680 --> 00:34:53,080
Speaker 3: Dad's love me by the way.

714
00:34:55,200 --> 00:34:58,200
Speaker 2: Ah, that just that was a setup. All right, go ahead?

715
00:34:58,280 --> 00:35:00,560
Speaker 2: So wow, wow, Wow.

716
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:05,320
Speaker 3: What changed the most when you moved in with your partner?

717
00:35:05,800 --> 00:35:10,640
Speaker 3: Oh shit, it changed when I moved out of my ship.

718
00:35:10,960 --> 00:35:14,320
Speaker 3: All right, all right in heaven, Okay, go ahead.

719
00:35:15,880 --> 00:35:19,360
Speaker 4: I'm very thoughtful and always thought of my husband. My

720
00:35:19,440 --> 00:35:21,560
Speaker 4: husband's the first guy I ever lived with, because I

721
00:35:21,600 --> 00:35:24,759
Speaker 4: really wasn't trying to fucking do that. Okay, Like I

722
00:35:24,880 --> 00:35:26,920
Speaker 4: like my Space, and then I realized, oh, my space

723
00:35:27,040 --> 00:35:29,200
Speaker 4: is shared, and I really had like that Carrie Bradshaw

724
00:35:29,239 --> 00:35:31,440
Speaker 4: moment when she comes home and AIM's.

725
00:35:31,239 --> 00:35:32,880
Speaker 3: Like, how's your day? What you been up to?

726
00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:37,200
Speaker 4: Like I need thirty minutes. I was scared, Like I

727
00:35:37,200 --> 00:35:38,440
Speaker 4: would come out of the shower.

728
00:35:38,160 --> 00:35:38,799
Speaker 3: And he'd be on the bed.

729
00:35:38,800 --> 00:35:42,440
Speaker 4: I'm like haa and he's like I live here too,

730
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:45,040
Speaker 4: and I'm like I forgot.

731
00:35:46,360 --> 00:35:47,399
Speaker 3: Form like a year.

732
00:35:49,200 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 4: So I think, just like sharing my space, sharing space now,

733
00:35:52,520 --> 00:35:55,200
Speaker 4: he's like a cell phone that I don't have sometimes

734
00:35:55,200 --> 00:35:56,279
Speaker 4: where I'm like did I hear it?

735
00:35:56,360 --> 00:36:00,520
Speaker 3: Did I see? Are you here a fan on some.

736
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:04,719
Speaker 2: Buzz on your leg? Yeah? It's like he has been.

737
00:36:04,680 --> 00:36:06,480
Speaker 3: Living together for a long time, right, Yeah, we've been

738
00:36:06,480 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 3: together since two thousand and eight. I'm bad at math. Wow. Yeah,

739
00:36:09,719 --> 00:36:11,279
Speaker 3: it's a long time. It is.

740
00:36:11,640 --> 00:36:12,320
Speaker 2: I would only.

741
00:36:12,160 --> 00:36:14,040
Speaker 3: Seventeen years, is it?

742
00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:20,480
Speaker 2: No? That's that's not right. That's not right. We're going

743
00:36:20,520 --> 00:36:23,320
Speaker 2: to cut that out. We're going to cut that out.

744
00:36:23,360 --> 00:36:26,040
Speaker 2: We're going to keep We're going to cut that out.

745
00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,160
Speaker 3: Are you going to move in with your girl?

746
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:32,080
Speaker 2: She stays with me? Now? She did what you mean?

747
00:36:32,120 --> 00:36:34,160
Speaker 2: She stays with you, She's moved in with me.

748
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,399
Speaker 3: Does she get mailed there?

749
00:36:36,040 --> 00:36:37,879
Speaker 2: Yes? Oh mailing.

750
00:36:38,200 --> 00:36:39,319
Speaker 3: Wow.

751
00:36:39,440 --> 00:36:43,000
Speaker 4: This is from a guy who never showed his hair.

752
00:36:44,840 --> 00:36:46,960
Speaker 1: But he will show in my pocket in case I

753
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:47,560
Speaker 1: need to put it on.

754
00:36:48,560 --> 00:36:50,560
Speaker 3: What has changed since she's moved in?

755
00:36:51,520 --> 00:36:53,799
Speaker 2: I haven't been able to continuously watch a TV show

756
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:58,359
Speaker 2: or listen to a podcast like all the things, all

757
00:36:58,440 --> 00:36:58,880
Speaker 2: the things.

758
00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:01,239
Speaker 1: I was very much just like, I'm gonna watch this

759
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:02,280
Speaker 1: episode of a snowfall.

760
00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 2: I just have to watch it all Hulu.

761
00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:09,200
Speaker 4: Yes, and my husband loves like psycho thriller documentaries about

762
00:37:09,239 --> 00:37:10,320
Speaker 4: guys that kill their wives.

763
00:37:10,320 --> 00:37:11,480
Speaker 3: I'm like, what the fuck?

764
00:37:12,680 --> 00:37:14,040
Speaker 2: Wow, it's true?

765
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:14,799
Speaker 3: All right?

766
00:37:14,880 --> 00:37:16,240
Speaker 2: How do you move on?

767
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:19,400
Speaker 3: One question? Yes? Do you? Does your husband put the

768
00:37:19,480 --> 00:37:23,600
Speaker 3: seat down? Yes? He does? Ie seven years to get

769
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:25,600
Speaker 3: my husband he never was.

770
00:37:26,080 --> 00:37:28,680
Speaker 4: My husband doesn't fart in front of me. He I've

771
00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:30,880
Speaker 4: never seen something disgusting in the bathroom.

772
00:37:30,920 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 3: He cooks every night, that's amazing. He cleans it like

773
00:37:34,040 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 3: he's good. It's a partnership.

774
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,840
Speaker 4: I can't I can't suck anyone else. That's like, I

775
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:42,520
Speaker 4: can't put my face however, where I don't respect your habits.

776
00:37:42,560 --> 00:37:44,760
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I dutch having the ship out of my wife,

777
00:37:44,840 --> 00:37:47,839
Speaker 2: and that's what's kept us happy. How do you move

778
00:37:47,920 --> 00:37:51,840
Speaker 2: on from a best friend when your friendship faded during

779
00:37:51,880 --> 00:37:56,360
Speaker 2: the pandemic. That's a very apt question. What do y'all do?

780
00:37:59,320 --> 00:38:02,160
Speaker 3: Jally just like that, just fucking watched them out? Why

781
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:06,239
Speaker 3: washing your life? I feel I feel like friendships have

782
00:38:06,680 --> 00:38:09,200
Speaker 3: I don't know, they have a life, and that life

783
00:38:09,280 --> 00:38:12,759
Speaker 3: sometimes it's sometimes it's over, and it's okay. I mean,

784
00:38:12,760 --> 00:38:14,880
Speaker 3: you still love that person, but maybe you don't have

785
00:38:14,920 --> 00:38:17,000
Speaker 3: as much in common with that person, maybe you'd have

786
00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:19,400
Speaker 3: much talk about with that person, and that's okay, you

787
00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:24,200
Speaker 3: still love that person, So that's not funny about whatever.

788
00:38:25,960 --> 00:38:27,520
Speaker 5: Whatever, it's real, it's real.

789
00:38:28,040 --> 00:38:30,480
Speaker 1: There is something to keeping old friends that I really like,

790
00:38:30,520 --> 00:38:33,839
Speaker 1: which is just the ability to say, remember when that

791
00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:34,919
Speaker 1: is like really great.

792
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:35,759
Speaker 2: And I think, my.

793
00:38:35,880 --> 00:38:38,280
Speaker 3: Friend that all you do is reminisce, not a good friend.

794
00:38:41,520 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 3: That's good.

795
00:38:42,680 --> 00:38:46,680
Speaker 2: I don't know that they're actually all here.

796
00:38:49,280 --> 00:38:52,840
Speaker 3: I don't know. You know what I like to do.

797
00:38:52,920 --> 00:38:55,719
Speaker 4: I like to have a party like once a year

798
00:38:56,280 --> 00:38:59,640
Speaker 4: where I invite everywhere, you invite me, the old, the new.

799
00:39:00,120 --> 00:39:02,920
Speaker 3: Everywhere, and then but it's hard. It's hard.

800
00:39:03,640 --> 00:39:07,319
Speaker 4: Oh my god, fuck Mary, kill Mitch McConnell. Putin, the

801
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,960
Speaker 4: state of Florida.

802
00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:18,960
Speaker 3: What is that you, Mary Conall and his fucking turkey gout?

803
00:39:19,360 --> 00:39:21,520
Speaker 2: Who do you? Who do you marry in?

804
00:39:22,000 --> 00:39:25,360
Speaker 3: Whose mouth? Not mine? I'm sorry, but for one second,

805
00:39:25,400 --> 00:39:27,120
Speaker 3: can I just say I would fuck Putin?

806
00:39:29,440 --> 00:39:29,760
Speaker 2: Wow?

807
00:39:30,520 --> 00:39:33,000
Speaker 3: Out of those options controversial?

808
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:37,560
Speaker 1: Controversial, I fucked the state of Florida.

809
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,680
Speaker 6: I would a.

810
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:42,479
Speaker 4: Woman in the state of Florida and just yelled gay

811
00:39:42,560 --> 00:39:51,000
Speaker 4: the whole time. I would marry Putin and just wake

812
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:52,840
Speaker 4: him up with hot grits on his face.

813
00:39:53,040 --> 00:39:57,799
Speaker 3: No, marrying Putin is a good idea. He's rich, that's

814
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:01,239
Speaker 3: a good idea. I don't need an all talk. And

815
00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:05,360
Speaker 3: I would kill Mitch McConnell. I think you're dead, yes.

816
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:07,120
Speaker 2: Already dead?

817
00:40:07,280 --> 00:40:07,440
Speaker 3: Yeah?

818
00:40:07,520 --> 00:40:11,279
Speaker 2: Yeah. Subfunctioning zombies he's a good one.

819
00:40:11,360 --> 00:40:14,120
Speaker 3: Okay, he's a good question. Okay, we're gonna wrap it up.

820
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:17,840
Speaker 3: We're gonna wrap it out. It is very fun tonight.

821
00:40:19,440 --> 00:40:22,719
Speaker 3: This is so much show. I mean, y'all should be

822
00:40:22,760 --> 00:40:23,440
Speaker 3: paying us.

823
00:40:24,120 --> 00:40:25,640
Speaker 2: Do you want to ask the next one?

824
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:30,040
Speaker 3: This question? I feel like we could like really read

825
00:40:30,080 --> 00:40:33,680
Speaker 3: into a lot. Yeah, you know, that's why do you

826
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:38,160
Speaker 3: consider your in laws your parents? I just I feel

827
00:40:38,160 --> 00:40:40,440
Speaker 3: like this is related to the friendship question, like you

828
00:40:40,480 --> 00:40:42,360
Speaker 3: have a connection with people and sometimes you don't have

829
00:40:42,360 --> 00:40:44,480
Speaker 3: a connection with people, And that's okay. I think that's

830
00:40:44,480 --> 00:40:44,960
Speaker 3: what it is.

831
00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:48,960
Speaker 4: Like my mom and I would never be friends.

832
00:40:49,000 --> 00:40:52,160
Speaker 3: Your mom, never, Mom.

833
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:57,040
Speaker 4: Yeah, we have like teeny tiny, very like judgmental like

834
00:40:57,640 --> 00:41:00,960
Speaker 4: just like deep rooted Caribbean secrets like don't live your truth.

835
00:41:01,200 --> 00:41:02,880
Speaker 4: My mom used to straighten my hair and cover my

836
00:41:02,880 --> 00:41:05,719
Speaker 4: freckles and be like don't laugh so loud and shit.

837
00:41:05,920 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 4: So we are not the same. But I bring it

838
00:41:08,160 --> 00:41:09,279
Speaker 4: out of her now.

839
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 3: And she appreciates it. And we are older.

840
00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:15,680
Speaker 4: But I mean, and I'm not even getting down with

841
00:41:15,719 --> 00:41:17,680
Speaker 4: my in laws like that either, because there's a language

842
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,360
Speaker 4: burier and a bunch of other shit. Yeah, but I

843
00:41:20,360 --> 00:41:22,680
Speaker 4: I'm thirsty for it. I would love to get along

844
00:41:22,680 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 4: with the bitch and like buy each other fucking like jewelry.

845
00:41:25,719 --> 00:41:27,520
Speaker 3: Wait, have you learned a different language? You have to

846
00:41:27,600 --> 00:41:29,760
Speaker 3: learn a different language to talk to you.

847
00:41:29,800 --> 00:41:32,960
Speaker 4: No, they speak English or understand it. But I learned

848
00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:34,799
Speaker 4: Dutch just so I know what people are fu saying

849
00:41:34,840 --> 00:41:35,160
Speaker 4: about me.

850
00:41:35,200 --> 00:41:39,680
Speaker 3: Make some Dutch. Yes, okay, it's spreaking in ned Lands.

851
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,000
Speaker 3: It Ben Michelle. He come out to New York.

852
00:41:42,600 --> 00:41:47,640
Speaker 4: Oh but hi, fid and Bayshe ned Lands. No big deal, whatever,

853
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,600
Speaker 4: you know, having you out to all these.

854
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:52,560
Speaker 3: Motherfuckers in the rooms.

855
00:41:53,640 --> 00:41:54,560
Speaker 2: That took a turn.

856
00:41:54,680 --> 00:41:55,920
Speaker 3: Let's do one more question.

857
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:57,680
Speaker 2: All right, here's one.

858
00:41:58,280 --> 00:42:02,239
Speaker 1: Should I feel guilty about hiring someone to clean my apartment?

859
00:42:03,320 --> 00:42:07,400
Speaker 2: No? I know, love the latent kind.

860
00:42:07,160 --> 00:42:10,560
Speaker 1: Of the humble guilt question, the humble bragging.

861
00:42:10,719 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 2: In this fucking room, it is at peak levels.

862
00:42:14,760 --> 00:42:20,680
Speaker 3: Oh my y way, I have a hiring someone to

863
00:42:22,600 --> 00:42:24,960
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I'll tell you this.

864
00:42:25,239 --> 00:42:27,760
Speaker 4: So when my mom came here from Jamaica in sixty seven,

865
00:42:28,200 --> 00:42:31,320
Speaker 4: she had two degrees and she cleaned apartments on the

866
00:42:31,400 --> 00:42:34,200
Speaker 4: Upper West and East Side for money. And she did

867
00:42:34,239 --> 00:42:37,680
Speaker 4: that and earned herself a studio apartment on the Upper

868
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:41,760
Speaker 4: West side. So you don't know who's doing what or why,

869
00:42:42,600 --> 00:42:44,960
Speaker 4: but they need the money and you need the help,

870
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,080
Speaker 4: so it can be a win win. Don't be a

871
00:42:47,120 --> 00:42:50,000
Speaker 4: dick about it now, Like, look, when my cleaning lady

872
00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:53,160
Speaker 4: comes over on a Monday, I'll clean up a little bit. Okay,

873
00:42:53,600 --> 00:42:56,000
Speaker 4: what do you mean, clean up a little shave my

874
00:42:56,080 --> 00:42:57,240
Speaker 4: puss before I get whacked.

875
00:42:57,360 --> 00:43:01,040
Speaker 2: Because you clean the house before they clean the Houseay,

876
00:43:01,440 --> 00:43:01,960
Speaker 2: you don't.

877
00:43:01,800 --> 00:43:03,400
Speaker 3: Need to know how busy the week was.

878
00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:06,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, why would you clean the house before they cleaned

879
00:43:06,520 --> 00:43:06,920
Speaker 2: the house?

880
00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:11,279
Speaker 3: Not everywhere you have the house spots because we're disgusting. Now,

881
00:43:11,320 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 3: my grandmother was Chinese and she came here when she

882
00:43:13,640 --> 00:43:16,680
Speaker 3: was forty and she like was a housekeeper for a

883
00:43:16,719 --> 00:43:19,600
Speaker 3: woman in DC. And that's how I'm here if she

884
00:43:19,760 --> 00:43:22,440
Speaker 3: sponsored me, so like she was able to get that

885
00:43:22,560 --> 00:43:24,680
Speaker 3: job and I'm here because of her. So like, yeah,

886
00:43:24,840 --> 00:43:25,680
Speaker 3: I mean, it's get.

887
00:43:25,560 --> 00:43:27,640
Speaker 4: Yourself a cleaning landy. You're fucking helping people come to

888
00:43:27,719 --> 00:43:28,240
Speaker 4: the country.

889
00:43:28,440 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, so don't feel bad, feel like a hero.

890
00:43:31,000 --> 00:43:35,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, Okay, we gotta wrap it up. Listen, now, this

891
00:43:35,840 --> 00:43:39,440
Speaker 4: has been such a motherfucking pleasure. What's the most adult

892
00:43:39,520 --> 00:43:42,359
Speaker 4: thing you would love not need, but.

893
00:43:42,360 --> 00:43:50,480
Speaker 3: Like to do for yourself this year, like, oh, I

894
00:43:50,560 --> 00:43:52,960
Speaker 3: just want to have like a lot of orgasms this year.

895
00:43:53,960 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 3: That's airhorn.

896
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Uh, the audience just said sleep with a woman.

897
00:44:03,600 --> 00:44:05,920
Speaker 3: I mean that's on my bucket list, like it it is?

898
00:44:06,760 --> 00:44:11,440
Speaker 3: Are there any single lesbians here? She's standing the fuck?

899
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:17,200
Speaker 2: Uh hell yeah, bold, bold, and I like it. This

900
00:44:17,280 --> 00:44:19,319
Speaker 2: is what's called a New York fucking moment. Do you

901
00:44:19,360 --> 00:44:28,719
Speaker 2: understand two caps smashining each other on Broadway? Here for it?

902
00:44:29,520 --> 00:44:32,040
Speaker 3: Sarah about it?

903
00:44:32,280 --> 00:44:44,279
Speaker 2: Amazing? Oh my god, yeah, sarre Cooper. I mean I

904
00:44:44,320 --> 00:44:47,640
Speaker 2: have to say, great story. I didn't know that she'd

905
00:44:47,680 --> 00:44:51,239
Speaker 2: given up on comedy almost and then that breakthrough that

906
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:54,839
Speaker 2: just tells you that sometimes like hanging in there is

907
00:44:54,960 --> 00:44:56,120
Speaker 2: the most important part.

908
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:57,440
Speaker 3: Right Yeah.

909
00:44:57,520 --> 00:44:57,880
Speaker 2: Yeah.

910
00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,520
Speaker 4: I mean my dad always says this, Well he didn't

911
00:45:00,520 --> 00:45:01,960
Speaker 4: make this up. But it's about the journey and not

912
00:45:02,000 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 4: the destination. So you know, wanting to quit something is

913
00:45:06,520 --> 00:45:09,480
Speaker 4: part of the journey. We just can't see it. We're

914
00:45:09,520 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 4: just fucking frustrated, you know, we're just like, why is

915
00:45:11,719 --> 00:45:15,200
Speaker 4: no one calling? Why am I not inspired? But you

916
00:45:15,320 --> 00:45:18,439
Speaker 4: only know how good shit is because you know how

917
00:45:18,440 --> 00:45:19,080
Speaker 4: bad she is.

918
00:45:19,920 --> 00:45:22,719
Speaker 2: Michelle. I love when you say things like that, it

919
00:45:22,760 --> 00:45:23,640
Speaker 2: makes me so happy.

920
00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:30,160
Speaker 4: Jordan, Jordan, I'll take it in. Speaking of truth, let's

921
00:45:30,160 --> 00:45:32,319
Speaker 4: get to some rose, thorns and beds.

922
00:45:33,120 --> 00:45:35,200
Speaker 5: I'm ready for it. You go first.

923
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:39,960
Speaker 2: Okay, fine, tie tie tie, tie tie tie. Let's see

924
00:45:40,040 --> 00:45:42,239
Speaker 2: what's my rose? Good question?

925
00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:46,000
Speaker 1: Oh, I file my taxes, which is really cool and

926
00:45:46,040 --> 00:45:47,880
Speaker 1: timeless and very adulting of me.

927
00:45:48,080 --> 00:45:49,000
Speaker 5: You did it yourself.

928
00:45:49,360 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 2: No, I didn't do it myself. I got the proper

929
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:55,319
Speaker 2: documentation to my Accountani. Ok I get it to my

930
00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:56,719
Speaker 2: dad and my dad.

931
00:45:59,080 --> 00:45:59,480
Speaker 5: That's good.

932
00:45:59,560 --> 00:46:00,640
Speaker 2: Yeah, really happy about that.

933
00:46:01,239 --> 00:46:06,880
Speaker 1: Okay, thorn Arenos, let's see thorn Arenos have to be

934
00:46:07,840 --> 00:46:11,160
Speaker 1: I just I'm missing out on my kids right now,

935
00:46:11,440 --> 00:46:13,680
Speaker 1: and really it works me and it hurts me.

936
00:46:14,480 --> 00:46:19,719
Speaker 2: And but my kids are really cool and I I am.

937
00:46:19,880 --> 00:46:20,879
Speaker 3: I love having them over.

938
00:46:21,080 --> 00:46:24,040
Speaker 2: They're fun, they love you. They call your house special house.

939
00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,080
Speaker 5: Oh that's nice. Yeah, they're so great.

940
00:46:26,280 --> 00:46:29,319
Speaker 2: And I wonder if they're going to get hip to

941
00:46:29,320 --> 00:46:33,359
Speaker 2: the fact that, like, I'm not around and they're going

942
00:46:33,400 --> 00:46:35,319
Speaker 2: to resent me. I live in dread of that moment.

943
00:46:35,600 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 2: A lot of what I'm doing is for my own

944
00:46:37,600 --> 00:46:39,440
Speaker 2: self interest. I'm not even going to say I'm doing

945
00:46:39,480 --> 00:46:44,040
Speaker 2: it for them now, yeah, and eventually I have to say, hey, kid,

946
00:46:44,040 --> 00:46:45,799
Speaker 2: you had a good time on the Merry go Round,

947
00:46:46,280 --> 00:46:48,160
Speaker 2: but it's time to get off and hang out with them.

948
00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:51,840
Speaker 2: And yeah, my butt is I'm thinking about it. But

949
00:46:51,920 --> 00:46:56,360
Speaker 2: I'm thinking about a friend of mine and that friend

950
00:46:57,040 --> 00:47:00,879
Speaker 2: will remain nameless, but they've been crushed by student debt.

951
00:47:01,880 --> 00:47:04,960
Speaker 2: And I think about whether or not, you know, student

952
00:47:04,960 --> 00:47:07,600
Speaker 2: debt will be forgiving. Got got got got ga, And

953
00:47:07,640 --> 00:47:10,600
Speaker 2: I just think about all of the pressure that puts

954
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:15,160
Speaker 2: people under, and honestly, I say a prayer for my bud, yeah,

955
00:47:15,200 --> 00:47:18,040
Speaker 2: because we shouldn't have to live like this in the

956
00:47:18,120 --> 00:47:19,040
Speaker 2: richest country.

957
00:47:18,719 --> 00:47:22,040
Speaker 3: In the world, to all of those things.

958
00:47:22,320 --> 00:47:25,600
Speaker 4: I wish there was something I could tell you about

959
00:47:26,680 --> 00:47:32,480
Speaker 4: not feeling guilty while working, But you know, it's just

960
00:47:32,520 --> 00:47:35,560
Speaker 4: one of those things like when I'm with them, I'm like,

961
00:47:35,680 --> 00:47:37,799
Speaker 4: oh man, and there's emails I gotta get to. And

962
00:47:37,800 --> 00:47:41,560
Speaker 4: when I'm working, I'm like, there's cuddles I gotta get to.

963
00:47:42,560 --> 00:47:46,560
Speaker 4: And I think the truth is there is no fucking

964
00:47:46,600 --> 00:47:51,400
Speaker 4: balance choices, you know, especially, yeah, there's no balance, just choices,

965
00:47:51,520 --> 00:47:55,160
Speaker 4: especially if you have a career. If you have you know,

966
00:47:55,200 --> 00:47:58,080
Speaker 4: if you're passionate about something. But I want to make sure,

967
00:47:59,239 --> 00:48:01,640
Speaker 4: outside of all the time I'm not spending with them,

968
00:48:02,200 --> 00:48:06,000
Speaker 4: that I teach them that they should be passionate about

969
00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:07,960
Speaker 4: whatever the fuck they want to do. They don't have

970
00:48:08,000 --> 00:48:09,640
Speaker 4: to make money at it, they don't have to be

971
00:48:09,680 --> 00:48:11,759
Speaker 4: good at it. They just have to like fucking love

972
00:48:11,800 --> 00:48:14,080
Speaker 4: it so much that they're willing to, like not spend

973
00:48:14,160 --> 00:48:15,400
Speaker 4: time with their family for it.

974
00:48:16,320 --> 00:48:18,520
Speaker 3: You know, yeah, Rose.

975
00:48:18,640 --> 00:48:26,600
Speaker 4: Thorns, but I'm about to go on vacation with my family, babe. Yeah,

976
00:48:26,800 --> 00:48:30,160
Speaker 4: it's so I'm excited about it, but I also know

977
00:48:30,239 --> 00:48:31,840
Speaker 4: I'm gonna need a vacation from the vacation.

978
00:48:33,800 --> 00:48:34,480
Speaker 5: The rose.

979
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:39,760
Speaker 4: I can finally afford to take my family somewhere nice

980
00:48:40,040 --> 00:48:41,960
Speaker 4: and my parents four seasons?

981
00:48:42,360 --> 00:48:43,360
Speaker 3: Want see all four?

982
00:48:43,880 --> 00:48:47,279
Speaker 4: All four of the seasons in the one week okay,

983
00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:49,319
Speaker 4: all inclusive.

984
00:48:49,000 --> 00:48:51,279
Speaker 5: All inclusive? No, but she doesn't, can't come. Put the

985
00:48:51,280 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 5: fuck out of you.

986
00:48:53,040 --> 00:48:53,640
Speaker 3: What the fuck?

987
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,799
Speaker 4: So the roses that I get like I work so

988
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:59,160
Speaker 4: hard I can like afford to take my family somewhere

989
00:48:59,239 --> 00:49:04,800
Speaker 4: that's fucking crazy. It's dick jokes, salty dicks, like just

990
00:49:04,840 --> 00:49:05,440
Speaker 4: stick jokes.

991
00:49:06,320 --> 00:49:09,840
Speaker 3: The thorn is I know I'm not gonna like have fun.

992
00:49:10,400 --> 00:49:13,680
Speaker 3: I know that. Oh don't don't do that.

993
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:17,440
Speaker 1: I know I sound like snaggle Puss. What are you

994
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:18,080
Speaker 1: talking about it?

995
00:49:19,600 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: There's gratitude, but I'm not gonna have fun because I'm

996
00:49:22,640 --> 00:49:24,320
Speaker 4: going to try and have fun because you're the ace

997
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:25,400
Speaker 4: boon provider.

998
00:49:25,520 --> 00:49:26,240
Speaker 2: That's what you're saying.

999
00:49:26,360 --> 00:49:27,760
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm gonna have to run the show.

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00:49:28,440 --> 00:49:30,200
Speaker 2: What Michelle, what would it look like if you just

1001
00:49:30,320 --> 00:49:31,160
Speaker 2: like going like God.

1002
00:49:31,680 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 4: Everybody would want to know what the fuck to do

1003
00:49:33,640 --> 00:49:35,600
Speaker 4: and where to get it and how to do it. Okay,

1004
00:49:35,600 --> 00:49:37,640
Speaker 4: well maybe that's their problem that they need to figure out.

1005
00:49:37,840 --> 00:49:40,759
Speaker 4: Do I sound like you're a therapist?

1006
00:49:41,120 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 3: No?

1007
00:49:41,480 --> 00:49:43,120
Speaker 5: Even they no better?

1008
00:49:45,760 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 4: The bud bud is that everyone, for better for worse,

1009
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:54,239
Speaker 4: is getting older, whether it's the kids or.

1010
00:49:54,200 --> 00:49:57,319
Speaker 5: Me or my parents. And so we are sort of

1011
00:49:57,400 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 5: just saying like, this is what it is. This is

1012
00:50:01,040 --> 00:50:01,680
Speaker 5: just what it is.

1013
00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,520
Speaker 6: The what in the body rate scared to run out

1014
00:50:04,560 --> 00:50:08,040
Speaker 6: of time is happening? This just give something to talk about,

1015
00:50:08,840 --> 00:50:10,960
Speaker 6: a little mystery to figure out. I'm sorry, that's just

1016
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:13,120
Speaker 6: where I'm at. And you know what I'm gonna go.

1017
00:50:13,239 --> 00:50:14,399
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go hug my kids.

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00:50:14,400 --> 00:50:17,919
Speaker 2: Now, go hug your kids. Listen, Okay. I love your friend,

1019
00:50:17,920 --> 00:50:20,840
Speaker 2: and I love I love all that you're achieving and doing,

1020
00:50:21,680 --> 00:50:25,680
Speaker 2: and the best part of you is that family is everything.

1021
00:50:25,920 --> 00:50:29,719
Speaker 4: Ah love you two friend. This episode of Adulting has

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Speaker 4: been brought to you by Parent Guilt.

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Speaker 1: I take your headphones off and go hug them. Cheers

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Speaker 1: Peers Mossel Mosel Clink. This has been an exactly right production.

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Speaker 3: Our senior producer is Natalie Wrinn.

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Speaker 2: Senior managing producer is Hannah Kyle Krachney.

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Speaker 4: This episode was sound designed and mixed by Andrew.

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Speaker 2: Eapen and engineered by Ryobomb.

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Speaker 4: Our guest booker is Patrick Cotner.

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Speaker 2: Our theme song in live show DJing is by DJ

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Speaker 2: don Well. This bill House show is produced by Christian Banda.

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Speaker 4: Photography by Chrai Spender, most artwork by Jamie Bechtel. Executive

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Speaker 4: produced by Karen Kilgarreff, Georgia Harstark and Danielle Kramer.

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Speaker 2: Follow the show on Instagram at Adulting the Pot.

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Speaker 4: Email your questions to Adulting Questions at gmail dot com.