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Speaker 2: Is on the air, and now a totally random week

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Speaker 2: in review from the past. Take a guess when this was.

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Speaker 1: She said, thank you for the early birthday wishes, but

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Speaker 1: your talk of catfish is giving me a hankering for

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Speaker 1: a filet and bowl of red beans and rice. I

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Speaker 1: know you wouldn't like it, but I mushed the filet

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Speaker 1: right up in the red bean fall. That's disgusting. I

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Speaker 1: don't even like catfish, Poe Boys, I don't want my

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Speaker 1: catfish done anything else. Catfish already falls apart the Greatest

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Speaker 3: The NFL Superstar was the latest celecty get the roast

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Speaker 3: treatment at Netflix's Greatest Roast of All Time Becauseelle gave

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Speaker 3: you an ultimatum Tozell, said you retire or re done that.

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Speaker 1: She said to you, Tom, you.

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Speaker 3: Were tired or were done. Let me tell you something,

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Speaker 3: when you got a chance to go eight and nine,

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Speaker 3: and all it will cost you is your wife and

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Speaker 1: You gotta do what you gotta do. Do you understand me?

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Speaker 1: It is the best roast I've ever seen. There's not

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Speaker 1: even a number two that's close, and I've watched every

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Speaker 1: one of the Jeff Ross roasts every one of them.

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Speaker 4: Who doesn't love sneakerdodle cookies.

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Speaker 2: Sneakerdoodle is probably the whitest cookie.

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Speaker 1: Something happened that slightly shook my world. Emily comes in.

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Speaker 1: She said, my dad, say, you're talking about cookies, and

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Speaker 1: that bothered me. I went home talking about that. This

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Speaker 1: Sunday's Mother's Day, guys, one of the most special days

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Speaker 1: of the year for your mother. You should devote more

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Speaker 1: time to celebrating the women of your life. She's not

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Speaker 1: a ball in chain. No, she's not as quote unquote

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Speaker 1: You lost your hair, your feet stink, you fart all

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Speaker 1: He's an innocent little boy. She's a single mom. She

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Speaker 1: fails his brown That's another one. It's pretty easy because

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Speaker 1: there's a tell but only if you remember when Mother's Day.

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Speaker 1: He's a child of course A Well, I didn't say

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Speaker 1: it was a professional game and sanction. I'm just saying

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Speaker 1: the Mother's Day. There's no betting allowed. DraftKings is sponsoring

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Speaker 1: the show nationwide. Now you know, for years we toiled

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Speaker 1: and now all of a sudden boom every day, Hey,

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Speaker 1: if that's not consistent with your brand. Twenty years ago

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Speaker 1: we were out there going, hey, we don't have many

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Speaker 1: people you want coming to your shop. Yes, you did

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Speaker 1: pantyhose just for the money? Which brand you? And Dan Pastorini?

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Speaker 1: Remember that that Dan Pastor Was that him or Joe Nama?

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Speaker 1: I think it was Pastorini, wasn't it? Huh? No? Pastor

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Speaker 1: Anni laid naked in the playgirl. Yeah, because Playboy had

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Speaker 1: man's wiener. That's the craziest thing. I mean, I guess

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Speaker 1: That is not something to be embarrassed uf that dude.

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Speaker 1: I hate him so much because he's still good looking

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Speaker 1: at eighty seven years old. My wife will say, and Pam,

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Speaker 1: I says, why do you chass this deep Maytown accent, Michael?

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Speaker 1: Why do you always tell people that Pam is this age?

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Speaker 1: can you just have somebody have five hundred dollars in

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Speaker 1: He said, I'll do you one better. I'll have it

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Speaker 1: he's just got good Italian color. I'll tell you what

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Speaker 1: his mom, Rosie if you walk in the door right, well,

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Speaker 1: but he just kind of shimmers through the through the

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Speaker 1: Chinese and fattist. Michael Christmas, an illegal alien from Venezuela,

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Speaker 1: been arrested for stealing tankless water heaters from new homes

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Speaker 1: I guess this bastard's just doing the work we Americans

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Speaker 1: won't do. Yet another illegal alien in this country committing

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Speaker 1: a head of lettuce instead of five cents? Yeah, I do,

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Speaker 1: have to get hit by how many times has been

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Speaker 1: all the costs of the illegal aliens. Yeah, you'd be

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Speaker 1: of lettuce. That is correct. The story from Fox twenty six.

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Speaker 5: Ten years ago, homebuilders nationwide lost four billion dollars a

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Speaker 5: day to construction thieves. Now it's ten billion dollars here

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Speaker 5: in the Greater Houston area. It's an epidemic.

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Speaker 6: They've created kind of a subculture, subeconomy where they buy

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Speaker 5: Mark Stevens is a retired Houston police detective. Now he's

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Speaker 5: a private investigator specializing in construction theft for new homebuilders.

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Speaker 5: About two years years ago we started investigating this Venezuela

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Speaker 5: National launt Isaiah Revera.

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Speaker 6: He was targeting tankless water heaters because he drives a Honda.

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Speaker 1: He doesn't have a truck.

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Speaker 6: To put him in, so he could fit five to

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Speaker 2: Then drive away.

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Speaker 5: Construction sites can be busy sometimes it's hard to tell

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Speaker 5: who belongs and who doesn't.

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Speaker 6: So he would blend in like that and then you

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Speaker 6: see him, you know, in the garage looking around, wait

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Speaker 6: it out to his car real quick.

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Speaker 1: And load up. How many do you think he stole that?

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Speaker 6: Hundreds hundreds.

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Speaker 5: Mark Stevens says he had a feeling Revera would show

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Speaker 5: up in Precinct five, so he alerted two sergeants with

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Speaker 6: Sure enough, he went in and hit One night, they

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Speaker 6: walked up and he's got two or three water heaters

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Speaker 5: It appears Rivera is in the country illegally.

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Speaker 6: I believe there's a detainer on him for ice.

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Speaker 5: So he shouldn't be able to bond out then.

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Speaker 1: Hopefully not.

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Speaker 6: Hopefully not, because like I said, this guy's only source of.

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Speaker 1: Income was this.

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Speaker 7: Up, I know that they are illegal alias? Do it?

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Speaker 1: where you think, because the sock is Asian but it's

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Speaker 1: not Chinese. I'm gonna spell it for you. K e

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Speaker 1: n t o l A is the first name, Cantola Kintla,

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Speaker 1: but it might be pronounced totally different because you got

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Speaker 1: to remember that's not the native language. They just put

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Speaker 1: it into English, and so sometimes you know what, it's

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Speaker 1: not Finnish. First of all, nobody's from Finland, all right,

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Speaker 1: you'll never meet anybody from Finland, so I never guess Finland.

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Speaker 1: Number two, the sock or soaks, Okay, that tells me

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Speaker 1: it's one of the It's not Scandinavian, It's not. It

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Speaker 1: is not it's one of the Tiger nations. It's either

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Speaker 1: going to be Cambodian, or it's gonna be could be Tie,

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Speaker 1: or it's going to be Indonesian. Don't look it up.

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Speaker 1: That's my guess as to what it is. Gary writes,

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Speaker 1: my wife is the same as yours. I'm fearful someone

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Speaker 1: will go to the window with a gun while she's

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Speaker 1: adjusting things. The temperature, radio and seats are set when

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Speaker 1: I buy the vehicle, never again until someone else drives it.

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Speaker 1: I'm three miles from my coffee shop across from brown Water. Oh,

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Speaker 1: that's in Brenham. We walk out of the house together.

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Speaker 1: I'm refilling my coffee before she arrives. By the way,

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Speaker 1: there's also a shutdown process. Oh me too. That's Gary Lacamu.

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Speaker 1: Our friend owns Texas aneline dye company at about five

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Speaker 1: other companies. Like he's Nigerian or something. He's not Nigeria.

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Speaker 1: He just owns a bunch of companies. John Yoakam writes,

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Speaker 1: I won a trip to the US Tennis Open and

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Speaker 1: my parents stole it. As a fifteen year old, I

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Speaker 1: played tennis in the USTA. I didn't know this, but

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Speaker 1: every year they gave away a week long trip to

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Speaker 1: the US Open. I got a letter in the mail

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Speaker 1: addressed to me letting me know I won the grand prize.

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Speaker 1: I was excited and gave it to my parents. In

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Speaker 1: the end, my parents told me I couldn't miss that

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Speaker 1: much school, So my mom and dad went on the

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Speaker 1: trip and I went to school. There was a picture

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Speaker 1: on my fridge forever of them at the tournament, and

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Speaker 1: it tormented me every day. Love your Show. Wendy Andres

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Speaker 1: from Blanco Texas Rights. When I was about ten. In

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Speaker 1: nineteen seventy nine, I entered the little Miss DCC contest

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Speaker 1: by right Dallas Cowboys cheerleader. Apparently he says in the

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Speaker 1: other one by writing a little paragraph and dropping it

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Speaker 1: in the box at Sears in Fort Worth. A few

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Speaker 1: years later, I received a letter. Sorry. A few weeks later,

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Speaker 1: I received a letter saying I had been picked. Part

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Speaker 1: of the prize was getting to go to a party

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Speaker 1: at Texas Stadium with all of the Cowboys cheerleaders. Pretty

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Speaker 1: sure that was one of the very few days my

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Speaker 1: dad was glad to have a daughter. You know that

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Speaker 1: guy whose parents went to the US Open without him

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Speaker 1: and how aggravated that made him. One day, We're going

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Speaker 1: to do a show on people who were still butt

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Speaker 1: hurt years later from something somebody did to them years ago.

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Speaker 1: John Wright Zar We entered a contest years ago, and

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Speaker 1: my son got to be on the field for the

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Speaker 1: first Texans game for the coin toss. We got the

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Speaker 1: VIP treatment and my son got a game ball. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: I forgot the year, but it was the very first

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Speaker 1: game for the Texans in Houston. Have a great day,

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Speaker 1: Joshua writes my winning story. My name is Joshua Hayworth.

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Speaker 1: When I was just starting my window cleaning company, the

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Speaker 1: company from whom I ordered all my supplies was having

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Speaker 1: one of those place in order and you're entered to

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Speaker 1: win contests for a new window cleaning stack ladder set.

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Speaker 1: It's like a sixteen hundred dollars ladder set for working

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Speaker 1: on interior windows in type places where you can't get

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Speaker 1: an extension ladder into. I was super low on cash

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Speaker 1: and really needed that ladder. I needed a couple other

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Speaker 1: small items like a squeegee, rubber and soap, so I

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Speaker 1: placed my order for fifty two dollars. I got a

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Speaker 1: call from the company on Monday saying, you won. It's

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Speaker 1: not a huge prize, but it was huge to me.

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Speaker 1: Have a great morning and a merry christ. That's a

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Speaker 1: nice story. I got that Lauren Lanning wrong, the woman

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Speaker 1: who was Missed Texas in two thousand and six. I

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Speaker 1: went to the Facebook and the Firstlauren Lanning I found

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Speaker 1: was a very cute blonde woman, and I just assumed

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Speaker 1: that was her. But then I realized Lauren Lanning had

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Speaker 1: sent a picture of herself in two thousand and six

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Speaker 1: as Miss Texas two thousand and six, and she had

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Speaker 1: dark hair. There's no chance she went from that darker

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Speaker 1: hair as Miss Texas to blonde later. That just wouldn't happen, right,

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Speaker 1: So I went and looked, and now she's Lauren Lanning

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Speaker 1: Jeruskeebuska or something, some Polish guy or something the last name.

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Speaker 1: But she's still a very pretty grudge. I want to

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Speaker 1: make that point. In the late sixties, twenty thousand SNH

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Speaker 1: green stamps from a contest held at this grocery chain

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Speaker 1: here in Houston. My parents allowed me to redeem some

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Speaker 1: of the points for a deluxe Monopoly game lots of

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Speaker 1: licking and sticking. My son won a twenty thousand dollars

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Speaker 1: college scholarship in the CCA Star State of Texas Anglers

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Speaker 1: Rodeo contest, held annually from Memorial Day to Labor Day,

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Speaker 1: by catching the upper post speckled trout first place eight pound,

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Speaker 1: four ounce in their Star Kids division. Well, that's interesting,

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Speaker 1: that's a win. I'll count that as a win. Ramon, Lauren,

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Speaker 1: what did you win?

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Speaker 4: Well, you were just talking about that.

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Speaker 7: Was me.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, So Lauren Lanning and the last name is Gara Simowitz.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's something called right, It is Polish.

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Speaker 4: It is Polish, Yes, sir, so, yeah, I won this

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Speaker 4: Texas USA two thousand and six.

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Speaker 1: Your daughter looks just like you, and your son looks

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Speaker 1: just like your husband. And then there's a little bit by. Hey,

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Speaker 1: what breed is that dog. That's a beautiful dog.

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Speaker 4: Oh he's my heart other than my son, but a

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Speaker 4: King Charles Spaniel.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I have three of them he has. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he has the best set of eyes on a dog

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Speaker 1: have ever. Those things are so expressive. What a great picture.

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Speaker 4: And well that's probably how he gets a lot of

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Speaker 4: our table food.

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Speaker 1: Probably is u. And that's a little girl. Is that

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Speaker 1: a little girl? That's your it is?

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's that's Lilian. She was named after my husband's

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Speaker 4: mother that passed away when he was a teenager, so

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Speaker 4: we honored her.

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Speaker 1: Well, my problem is now you don't have school, you

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Speaker 1: don't have perfect symmetry in your family. You got one

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Speaker 1: boy and one girl. Then you go that was an

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Speaker 1: oopsie baby, wasn't it.

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Speaker 4: No, she was three years of IVS. She was fully planned.

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Speaker 1: Oh y'all want that? What does Bubba do? He he

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Speaker 1: was like a big fellow.

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Speaker 4: He is he is a almost going to be a

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Speaker 4: senior at the Woodlands High School. But he plays varsity

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Speaker 4: football for the Woodland High School.

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Speaker 1: Oh, well, that's saying something because they're good. I mean,

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Speaker 1: your husband.

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Speaker 2: What does he do?

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Speaker 4: Oh he used to play h He used to play

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Speaker 4: football at the Wodland High School too. But he's in

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Speaker 4: real estate with his.

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Speaker 1: Family, the Gerasimosoviches.

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Speaker 4: The Garrison wishes as it is, Yes, sir,