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Speaker 1: What's going on? Everybody? Welcome to the Day Show. I'm
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have a great time. Take a seat, Take
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Speaker 1: show for you tonight. Chinatown is getting a whole new meaning.
Speaker 1: Elon Musk is in all our d m s and
Speaker 1: Ronnie Chang throws eggs at Halloween. So let's do these people.
Speaker 1: Let's come straight into today's headlines. All right, people, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna be honest with all the news happening right now.
Speaker 1: I don't think we have enough space in today's show.
Speaker 1: And I tried. I tried everything everything I could. I
Speaker 1: even tried putting all the news in a Panini press
Speaker 1: and and and swishing it down, but it didn't work.
Speaker 1: The news just became crispier and more delicious. But we
Speaker 1: still don't have enough time. Fortunately not enough time. It's
Speaker 1: just enough time for a segment week Hall, and nobody
Speaker 1: got time for that. All right, Let's kick things off
Speaker 1: with the war in Ukraine, where Ukrainian forces are continuing
Speaker 1: to make gains on the ground against Russia, and Russia
Speaker 1: is continuing to make gains in scaring the ship out
Speaker 1: of everybody. Tonight, Vladimir Putin personally overseeing Moscow's first major
Speaker 1: nuclear drills since he invaded Ukraine, simulating a massive nuclear strike,
Speaker 1: and for the first time, Putin issuing an ominous and
Speaker 1: unfounded warning Ukraine plans to blow up a dirty bomb
Speaker 1: laced with radioactive material in its own territory, Western allies
Speaker 1: warning Russia could use such an event as a false
Speaker 1: flag to blame Ukraine for an attack that Moscow carries
Speaker 1: out itself. A dirty bomb is not a nuclear bomb
Speaker 1: and would be less harmful, but by using conventional explosives
Speaker 1: to spread radioactive material, it's an effective weapon of terror. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's right. Russia might be gearing up to use a
Speaker 1: dirty bomb, which is a bomb that spreads radio active material,
Speaker 1: not a regular bomb that's into kinky ship. Like you
Speaker 1: were thinking, not me, that's what you were thinking. When
Speaker 1: you heard that. And right now Putin is saying that
Speaker 1: Ukraine is planning to use a dirty bomb on themselves.
Speaker 1: But everyone can see through this. We know it's just
Speaker 1: a cover so that Putin has an excuse to use
Speaker 1: one on them. It's so transparent, it's like a kid
Speaker 1: going just say, you know, mom, I heard that Ukraine
Speaker 1: is gonna steal all the Halloween candy before you can
Speaker 1: hand it out next week. So if Halloween candy goes missing,
Speaker 1: you know who to blame. And by the way, please
Speaker 1: don't buy raising as Ukraine doesn't like those ones. For
Speaker 1: transparent or not, this is pretty terrifying, not just for Ukraine.
Speaker 1: Does rush your thing these things through You're on the
Speaker 1: same border. Think about how how everything's gone wrong. Look
Speaker 1: at how poorly Rusha's entire invasion has gone Huh. Dropping
Speaker 1: a dirty bomb will probably end up backfiring on Putin.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be Danny's war room. Like, oh, ship, the
Speaker 1: Isstion give all Ukrainian soldiers laser eyes. That's so cool?
Speaker 1: The soldiers did they get powered to generals? Like yes,
Speaker 1: Mr President, our men can't stop pooping. Not that's cool. Now,
Speaker 1: if we had more time, we could talk about how
Speaker 1: Russia is also now threatening to shoot down American satellites
Speaker 1: that are helping with the Ukrainian war effort, which would
Speaker 1: be bad news for everybody excepts baseballs because they finally
Speaker 1: have something to do. But we don't have the time
Speaker 1: for that, because while Russia is planning shady ship in Ukraine,
Speaker 1: China is already doing shady shit all over the world.
Speaker 1: The Dutch Foreign Ministry is investigating claims that China is
Speaker 1: operating at least two unofficial police stations in the Netherlands,
Speaker 1: which would breach diplomatic protocol. According to the allegations detailed
Speaker 1: in this report, Beijing has been operating underground, undeclared policing
Speaker 1: units to carry out persuasion operations aimed atquercing those suspected
Speaker 1: of speaking out against the Chinese regime to return home.
Speaker 1: But what's happening in the Netherlands might just be the
Speaker 1: tip of the iceberg. The Spanish NGO Safeguard Defenders says
Speaker 1: it's uncovered more than fifty unofficial police stations around the world.
Speaker 1: It's found outposts in at least twenty one countries, including
Speaker 1: the UK, the US, and many parts of Europe. Okay,
Speaker 1: if this is true, this is terrifying. Can you imagine
Speaker 1: China has a secret police force in other countries where
Speaker 1: they harass and intimidate Chinese dissidents who are living abroad,
Speaker 1: and then they try and convince them to move back
Speaker 1: to China. Which how does that even work? Huh? What
Speaker 1: our agents just grabbing Chinese people abroad? Like, hey, we've
Speaker 1: seen the crap you talk about China. You say one
Speaker 1: one thing about China and China will destroy you. You've
Speaker 1: better shut up about China, you hear me? And by
Speaker 1: the way, would you like to move back to China?
Speaker 1: We miss you. It's a great place. We've got we
Speaker 1: chat now now. China claims these officers are not secret
Speaker 1: police stations. They just used for administrative purposes like giving
Speaker 1: people drivers licenses and stuff. But if that's true, why
Speaker 1: are they keeping them all secret? Huh? You don't need
Speaker 1: to be shady if you're just doing paperwork. Yeah, the
Speaker 1: DMV lady is never like, oh, you need to renew
Speaker 1: your passport. Be at this parking lot at tell the
Speaker 1: man in the green jacket that the sun shines in November.
Speaker 1: He'll give you a briefcase with your new passport and
Speaker 1: a gun. Use the gun to kill him. And if
Speaker 1: you don't like your picture, come back and we will
Speaker 1: retake it. Okay. Now, if we had time, we could
Speaker 1: talk more about how China is increasingly throwing its weight
Speaker 1: around the world. Oh, we could figure out the best
Speaker 1: way to protect ourselves from Chinese influence and surveillance. I mean,
Speaker 1: maybe we can find the answer on TikTok. But we
Speaker 1: don't have the time for that, because while China is
Speaker 1: spreading around the world in secret, there's an even biggest
Speaker 1: superpower who just announced her plan to dominate the globe.
Speaker 1: Fans of superstar singer Rihanna have been clamoring for new
Speaker 1: music from her for years, and now it appears their
Speaker 1: weight is almost over. Rihanna shared a fifteen second teaser
Speaker 1: on Twitter of our new single titled Lift Me Up.
Speaker 1: It's for the upcoming Black Panther movie Waconda Forever. This
Speaker 1: marks Rihanna's first single as a lead artist in six
Speaker 1: long years. For her fans, Thank you, Thank you, Jesus.
Speaker 1: Brianna is releasing new music, and on top of that,
Speaker 1: her song is gonna be part of the new Black
Speaker 1: Panther movie. Are you kidding? Oh fair, that's gonna be
Speaker 1: so great. I mean it's gonna be great for us.
Speaker 1: It won't be great for the wa condons because it's
Speaker 1: gonna be hard to concentrate on fighting the bad guys
Speaker 1: when a Rihanna song starts playing. You know, I was
Speaker 1: gonna be like a time to defend our Oh surely
Speaker 1: are you hearing this right now? Are you getting this?
Speaker 1: Could you understand how bigness is Rihanna plus black Panther? What?
Speaker 1: I haven't experienced this much black joy since since that
Speaker 1: time Obama featured on that cardy BT track. Oh man,
Speaker 1: it was just like what wrap wrap That's right, I'll
Speaker 1: tell you what makes my pussy went voting? Vote everybody,
Speaker 1: vote what I will say, though, I would say, you
Speaker 1: gotta admit Rihanna is keeping us thirsty. Huh. We've been
Speaker 1: all begging. We've been begging for an album for six years,
Speaker 1: and now she's like, okay, okay, I'll give you one song,
Speaker 1: and we're like, thank you, thank you, just one song. Now.
Speaker 1: If we had the time, we could celebrate the release
Speaker 1: of this new track by listening to all of Rihanna's
Speaker 1: previous albums, But we don't have the time for that,
Speaker 1: because while Rihanna is about to take over your Spotify,
Speaker 1: another billionaire is taking over your tweets. One day before
Speaker 1: he's expected to officially take over Twitter, Elon Musk walked
Speaker 1: back his previous promise to remove most moderation on the site,
Speaker 1: reassuring advertisers that it would not become a free for
Speaker 1: all healthscape or anything can be said with no consequences.
Speaker 1: Musk Asti visited Twitter's offices carrying a kitchen sink, tweeting
Speaker 1: entering Twitter HQ. Let that sink in, Oh, get it,
Speaker 1: get it? Let that sink in. I know a lot
Speaker 1: of people think that was corny, but I think once
Speaker 1: you have eighty seven children, you're allowed to make dad jokes.
Speaker 1: You can do it. It's fun. Let that sink in?
Speaker 1: What I want? Noise? Where did he get that sinke?
Speaker 1: Not mean it works for the joke? Would he get
Speaker 1: the sink? All right? It is just the one he
Speaker 1: ripped out of the wall when the judge told him
Speaker 1: he had to buy Twitter. If anything, Elon is the
Speaker 1: right billionaire to make this joke, you know, because if
Speaker 1: Jeff Bezos walked into Amazon with a sink, his employees
Speaker 1: would be like, oh wow, we're finally getting a restroom.
Speaker 1: He's like, no, no, go away, go away. And as
Speaker 1: as for that statement, you know, to the advertisers that
Speaker 1: Elon sends, I will say it's interesting to see Elon
Speaker 1: go from the free speech cameboy of the West to
Speaker 1: pandering to the advertisers and saying Twitter will be a
Speaker 1: safe space for your advertising daughters. Yeah. The man has
Speaker 1: owned Twitter for one minute and already he's like, free
Speaker 1: speech is great, but you know what else is great? Money? Yeah,
Speaker 1: m Honestly, it's embarrassing. Yeah, not even not even one
Speaker 1: day of own Twitter, and Elon has already caving into
Speaker 1: the advertisers, folding like a tortilla around a crunch rap
Speaker 1: Supreme filled with corne Asada steak available only at Taco Bell.
Speaker 1: What a schill, What a shameless, shameless shill. Now, if
Speaker 1: we had more time, we could get into how Twitter
Speaker 1: can try to stay relevant in the era of TikTok. Oh,
Speaker 1: how funny it would be if everyone stopped using Twitter
Speaker 1: and Elon must just straight up lost billion dollars. But
Speaker 1: we don't have the time for any of that, because
Speaker 1: while Twitter is entering a new phase, its top rival
Speaker 1: just got some very bad news of its own. Meta
Speaker 1: the parent company of Facebook, reported earnings that disappointed Wall
Speaker 1: Street in a big way. To stop plunging more than after,
Speaker 1: the company revealed that it expects its loss is associated
Speaker 1: with building the metaverse to keep growing. Meta has already
Speaker 1: lost a staggering nine point four billion dollars on the
Speaker 1: metaverse so far this year, but Zuckerberg is vowing to
Speaker 1: stay the course. Look, I get that a lot of people,
Speaker 1: um might disagree with this, with this investment, but people
Speaker 1: are gonna look back on decades from now um and
Speaker 1: and talk about the importance of the work that was
Speaker 1: done here. Not a lot of sympathy for Zuckerberg, but
Speaker 1: the wealth destruction across the board here remarkable from his
Speaker 1: peak last year. Zuckerberg is down about ninety five billion dollars.
Speaker 1: He used to be the third richest person in the world.
Speaker 1: After today he could fall to twenty six or twenty
Speaker 1: seven p twenty six or twenty seventh richest person in
Speaker 1: the pl disgusting. Now what what can you buy? Like? Everything? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Thanks to his investments in the metaverse, Mark Zuckerberg has
Speaker 1: lost ninety five billion and his personal wealth. If the
Speaker 1: man was capable of feeling human emotion. Right now, he'd
Speaker 1: be stressed as health because keep in mind, keep in mind,
Speaker 1: once you fall out of the top ten, you no
Speaker 1: longer get to go to the v I P area
Speaker 1: at the illuminating orgy. No, you're in general admission. It's
Speaker 1: a terrible view. You can't even see the virgin goat sacrifice.
Speaker 1: What happened? Did it happen? Yet? Did it happen? It's
Speaker 1: actually a goat, that's a virgin sacrificing something else. It's weird. Now,
Speaker 1: before you feel sorry for Zuckerberg, remember it's not all
Speaker 1: bad for him. Yes, he's down billion dollars in the
Speaker 1: real world, but in the metaverse he's still worth ten
Speaker 1: trillly in zuck Bucks. Oh yeah, and I will say
Speaker 1: kudos to Mark. Kudos Mark Zuckerberg. A lot of people
Speaker 1: have been talking about taking down big tech for a while,
Speaker 1: but he's the only one with the balls to do
Speaker 1: it to his own company. Be the change you want
Speaker 1: to see in the world. See the meter. Now, if
Speaker 1: we had more time, we can talk about how virtual
Speaker 1: reality is never really gonna catch on a little until
Speaker 1: the hardware becomes less intrusive and cumbersome because I mean,
Speaker 1: like right now, putting on one of those Occulus headsets
Speaker 1: feels like I'm carrying a small child on my face.
Speaker 1: But we don't have the time for that because I
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Speaker 1: there's so much arguing in America today, but we hear
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Speaker 1: to do our part, here's Ronny chatting with another installment
Speaker 1: of Proved Me Wrong as the candy hyper kids, candy apples,
Speaker 1: stuck embraces. It's like Christmas for dentists, except it's proved
Speaker 1: me wrong. Halloween. Addition, Halloweens sucks. Prove me wrong this candy. Dude,
Speaker 1: it's America. That's candy every day. Will you give me
Speaker 1: free candy? Don't stop trying to from people. Pay you
Speaker 1: away once in your life, guys. And the Haunts houses, Yeah,
Speaker 1: to say about the Haunts houses, right, those are fun
Speaker 1: a little nervous system. And I said, I can't do
Speaker 1: that on you know, Valentine's Day. That's not fun. Ye,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't wart holidays where I sometimes
Speaker 1: ship my pants. That sounds personal. What is the history
Speaker 1: of Halloween? Satan's party before Christ comes to wipe him out?
Speaker 1: That's all I know. Wait, so we end the yelle
Speaker 1: with Jesus because we summoned Satan during Halloween. People in
Speaker 1: candy You think that's how they started. Yeah, I guess
Speaker 1: not knowing your traditions is also an American tradition. Every
Speaker 1: other holiday is scarier than Halloween. Proved me wrong. Easter?
Speaker 1: What's scary about Eastern Easter? There's a giant bunny, that
Speaker 1: ship's chocolate that we pick up an eat. I think
Speaker 1: Chinese New Year's Let's let's Halloween. We're talking about this,
Speaker 1: this dreg there's like lion dancers. People are letting off
Speaker 1: fireworks and crackers. I mean, you just have to keep
Speaker 1: your head out of scrivel and just keep landing fireworks. Okay,
Speaker 1: look at these other American holidays. Okay, Thanksgiving, Genocide of July, bombs, Christmas,
Speaker 1: some old guy breaks into your home and leave ship
Speaker 1: and eat cookies day. Halloween is definitely scarier than Flag Day.
Speaker 1: So you're telling me. You go down to the Deep
Speaker 1: South and you've got a bunch of guys waving American
Speaker 1: flags that you you're not gonna be a little bit scared.
Speaker 1: I think Mother's Day is less scary than Halloween. Really
Speaker 1: depends on the mother. I have a great mother. Do
Speaker 1: you wish that he was married? You stole like Mother's there?
Speaker 1: Valantine Day, Valantine's there. You have to put yourself out
Speaker 1: there with a Valentine's to tell someone that you like them,
Speaker 1: with the chance that they might not like you back.
Speaker 1: That is way scarier than a bunch of kids running
Speaker 1: around dressed up as the princess from Frozen. Okay, I'm baptized.
Speaker 1: If you get rejected, you know, you move on. But
Speaker 1: if you reject kids from giving them candy on holiday night,
Speaker 1: and they might stay at your house for like hours
Speaker 1: in the hair house and your house, That's what I
Speaker 1: do when someone rejects me on Valentine's Day. As well,
Speaker 1: sharing costumes stuff letther than sexy costumes. Prove me wrong.
Speaker 1: Bus of all scary costumes, way warmer than sexy costumes.
Speaker 1: It's not too cold, It's okay. For rest of us,
Speaker 1: non models. We get cold when we're not wearing clothes.
Speaker 1: There's a price for fashion, yes, exactly, if you get
Speaker 1: to be like honestly, just kind of hot period for
Speaker 1: a night like Joseph is like a hot kitty cat
Speaker 1: or like a hot bunny, and no one gives a ship. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but this is New York City. You can dress up
Speaker 1: as a hot kitty cat all the time and no
Speaker 1: one will give a ship. But what about like Minnesota.
Speaker 1: If you live in Minnesota, you dressed up like a
Speaker 1: sexy cat, you've been eased to death. Oh it don't
Speaker 1: get cold, It's don't get cold. Okay. So do you
Speaker 1: think that sexy costumes are better than scary costumes? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it makes everybody happy. Love is in the air. Sexy
Speaker 1: costumes will get related. So you know what, I think
Speaker 1: you just want the argument right there. I think this
Speaker 1: topic is over. I guess you should take the desk.
Speaker 1: Thank you so much about running chaining right. Stay tuned
Speaker 1: because when we come back, Diane Puga, do you joining
Speaker 1: me right here on the show. So don't go away.
Speaker 1: Welcome back to the Bull Show My Death to Life.
Speaker 1: There's an internationally renowned actor you know from films like Inglorious,
Speaker 1: Boston Is and Troy. She's here to talk about her
Speaker 1: new children's book called A Name from the Sky. Please
Speaker 1: Welcome Diane Krueger. Dane Kruger, Welcome to The Daily Show.
Speaker 1: Thank you first time right the Common Beat, The Daily
Speaker 1: Show and being Venue de Show. I don't speak French,
Speaker 1: so I don't know, but you you do, you do you.
Speaker 1: You're one of the more impressive actors I've ever come
Speaker 1: across in my life, because not only are you in
Speaker 1: some of the most iconic films, but you do it
Speaker 1: in multiple languages. So we've seen you in English films,
Speaker 1: We've seen you in German films, We've seen you in
Speaker 1: French films. I would love to know where you are
Speaker 1: most comfortable acting which language? True, I don't want to brag,
Speaker 1: but truly I I'm comfortable in all languages. It took
Speaker 1: me a while. Yeah, it sounds like such a brag.
Speaker 1: I know, No, you know what. In French, I feel
Speaker 1: like I am a little bit of a different person.
Speaker 1: I feel sweeter, you know, I feel a little oh
Speaker 1: I like that. Yeah. And German it's definitely more to
Speaker 1: the point that makes sense. Yeah, yeah, And English is
Speaker 1: just it's the easiest language. I find, like the easiest
Speaker 1: in terms of like it goes fast, it goes it's funny,
Speaker 1: like it's short. You know, you don't have to think
Speaker 1: about it. There are many actors where they'll dub the
Speaker 1: language or they'll change you the personally. What you one
Speaker 1: of the few way German speaking people love your movies
Speaker 1: in German, and then French speaking people love your movies
Speaker 1: in French. It's it's rare to find that. Now you're
Speaker 1: adding to your resume as well. I mean when when
Speaker 1: they said Dian's coming on for a books, like what
Speaker 1: kind of book? And they said children's book? I couldn't
Speaker 1: imagine what it would be, but it's really beautiful. A
Speaker 1: name from the sky. Tell me what inspired the writing
Speaker 1: of the book. So, Um, I was in Los Angeles
Speaker 1: just before the pandemic and I was working right and
Speaker 1: my mom from Germany was there helping with my daughter,
Speaker 1: who was about one at the time. And then the
Speaker 1: world shut down and you know, weeks turned into months literally,
Speaker 1: and I hadn't spent this much time with my mom
Speaker 1: since I was sixteen, and we started talking about my
Speaker 1: childhood and stories. You know, I've forgotten that. So and
Speaker 1: I remember that when I was a kid, and I
Speaker 1: was kind of an odd kid. Um that she changed
Speaker 1: my life by telling me the meaning of my name,
Speaker 1: which was quite unusual in Germany. I know that sounds strange.
Speaker 1: Diane is a strange, not you know, uncommon name. Talk
Speaker 1: about that in the book. But Diane, I didn't know.
Speaker 1: It is not common in not common at all. So
Speaker 1: do they do they say Diane or do they say
Speaker 1: say Diana? And it rhymes with banana, like Diana banana.
Speaker 1: So even in Germany, the kids are the same, if
Speaker 1: not worth okay, I can I can see it. But
Speaker 1: you know, look, so I when I started writing things down,
Speaker 1: and I um, I thought, well, if I felt odd
Speaker 1: with a name like Diane, I'm sure there's lots of
Speaker 1: kids that feel odd about their name where they feel
Speaker 1: they don't fit in. And so I started writing it down,
Speaker 1: and I thought about my own daughter and how we
Speaker 1: thought about giving her name, and that's kind of how
Speaker 1: it started. It's a really wonderful book about belonging, about
Speaker 1: understanding where you come from, why you're special, why you're important.
Speaker 1: When when you think of your life, you know, as
Speaker 1: a mom, now, what are what are some of the
Speaker 1: things you hope to instill in your child that you
Speaker 1: know you wish, you know every child should have, you know,
Speaker 1: I really truly believe that every child that is born
Speaker 1: as perfect as it is, right, and we all have
Speaker 1: I can see it in my daughter and her friends.
Speaker 1: They all have something special that is so powerful and
Speaker 1: they don't know it yet. Right. And when I became
Speaker 1: a mom, I felt the responsibility and the opportunity to
Speaker 1: give her wings, like to curate her world so that
Speaker 1: she can be whoever she wants to be, whether that's
Speaker 1: you know, not everybody can be an active, whether she
Speaker 1: wants to sell ice cream and washing square poets. Right,
Speaker 1: but whatever makes you you is great great, And so
Speaker 1: I didn't grow up like this. But my mom changed
Speaker 1: my life when she said at fifteen, you can quit
Speaker 1: school and go to Paris for you. Wow, But she
Speaker 1: really did. She trusted me, right, She said, Okay, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna trust you because I was going to get kicked
Speaker 1: out of school for working as a as a model.
Speaker 1: And my principle said, your school was going to kick
Speaker 1: you out for working as a model because I was
Speaker 1: getting jobs in Paris and I was missing schools, the
Speaker 1: German school, I'm assuming. Okay, yeah, that sounds like a
Speaker 1: very German thing. It's just like nine kida kno be
Speaker 1: sexy nine, okay exactly. And when I told my mom,
Speaker 1: I couldn't believe it that she said to me, no,
Speaker 1: I'm going to trust you. Okay, I know this is
Speaker 1: what you want to do. You should go and never
Speaker 1: looked back. No. But it's truly the reason why I
Speaker 1: am who I am today, the life that I've had
Speaker 1: is thanks to that. And I that's the one of
Speaker 1: the reasons I wrote this book is because I feel
Speaker 1: like we can make that happen for children and we
Speaker 1: should trust them. I love that. And how old is
Speaker 1: your daughter now? She just turned for so she can
Speaker 1: read the book with you. She she must love. What
Speaker 1: does she think about the book that's written inspired by her?
Speaker 1: You know, it was a little to I mean, she
Speaker 1: totally totally called bs. I'm me being a goddess, right,
Speaker 1: it's just definitely or not a goddess. Um. She was
Speaker 1: not pleased with my choice of having red shoes on
Speaker 1: her dress with a blue dress and red shoes. She
Speaker 1: that was a minor meltdown. Sheeted her outfits in the book.
Speaker 1: I like your daughter. I like this already. Yeah, now
Speaker 1: you know she's four, she's it's getting a little better.
Speaker 1: And when I told her. You know, I've been on
Speaker 1: this book tour and I said, I'm talking. I need
Speaker 1: to leave because I'm talking about your book, honey, and
Speaker 1: she started crying. So please don't sell my book. It's
Speaker 1: my story. I don't sell it. And so it's cute.
Speaker 1: I love this, you know, it's it's a wonderful story.
Speaker 1: Um it's I love seeing you express your life in
Speaker 1: a completely different way. Thank you so much for joining
Speaker 1: us now see Gracias. Uh, thank you so much for
Speaker 1: being already appreciates im in the Star is available, now
Speaker 1: make sure you get it for you and your kids.
Speaker 1: Bank prook everybody, I'm gonna pay a quick break over
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