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Speaker 1: So I'm talking about I'm like what and he goes,

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Speaker 2: And then that's when Scuba, I believe Rann, and got you.

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Speaker 2: god Scuba made a power move, or we would have

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been really awkward.

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Speaker 1: I just wonder if other podcasts would have been erupted

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Speaker 2: Have you been noticing they have been making actual website

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Speaker 2: I just recently saw them and on Facebook now they

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Speaker 2: And you go down? Ray? Why's that camera looking at there?

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Speaker 2: And do it live. Arnold, get over here, pull your

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Speaker 2: to square one, dude, keep going in the negative.

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Speaker 1: We're back to square one. There's throw up all over

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Speaker 2: That's why you almost just don't even need to clean houses.

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Speaker 1: There's no point in picking up the toy room, you

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Speaker 1: I should have brought him with me, but I was

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Speaker 2: Dude, I come in, you're at work already.

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Speaker 2: How did you sleep last night? Getting terrible? Yeah, you're

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Speaker 1: My wife took a shower at three o'clock.

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Speaker 2: In the morning. Yeah, I would too. You almost got to.

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Speaker 2: That's what I think that I'll just continue. That's what

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Speaker 2: Don't you have the urge then to just take a

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Speaker 1: Dude, do you want, I'll tell you a story about

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Speaker 2: Ray, I'm not allowed to tell a lot of this stuff. No,

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Speaker 1: No, he Uh, my cousin was a firefighter out in Tucson.

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Speaker 2: Too late, man, Jordan Davis. Is that the name of

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Speaker 1: Anyway, so they always there was a person that was overweight, inebriated,

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Speaker 2: You delicate about words you.

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Speaker 1: Use, well, I was trying to describe what he is.

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Speaker 1: Well, I was trying to think of how he described

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Speaker 1: him for girth? No, No, this is how he described him,

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Speaker 1: and so they would. They had been to this guy's

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Speaker 1: house numerous times because he'd fall and couldn't get up

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Speaker 1: because he's so big.

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Speaker 2: M hm.

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Speaker 1: So they get a call that he is falling and

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Speaker 1: he needs help getting up.

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Speaker 2: Brutal. Bother in law said, they got a roller truck ambulance.

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Speaker 2: All of them have to come in, even if it

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Speaker 2: isn't isn't that urgent.

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Speaker 1: And he said, it takes three of them to pick

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Speaker 1: this guy up.

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Speaker 2: Chee.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you get one from the back and one on

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Speaker 1: each side. So that's three people and maybe one from

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Speaker 1: maybe it's one from the front, one from the back,

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Speaker 1: I don't know, but he said, three people to hoist

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Speaker 1: him up.

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Speaker 2: Usually they fall in a dinner chair. You keep him

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Speaker 2: in that from the supper table, and you take him

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Speaker 2: right in the ambulance with the chair, he said.

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Speaker 1: So they show up this time and the dude is

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Speaker 1: falling off the toilet, and.

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Speaker 2: That's a bad beat. You always want the stripper beat.

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Speaker 1: So then my roommate, my first roommate, Mark, It was

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Speaker 1: a firefighter in San Antonio.

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Speaker 2: He had the stripper beat. Stay on this topic.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, he said, So they all look at each other's like,

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Speaker 1: I'm not doing the back. I'm not doing the back.

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Speaker 1: So they had to draw straws.

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Speaker 2: And no, no, I'm if I'm a copper firefighter, I'm

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Speaker 2: always having a rain suit, and I throw that on

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Speaker 2: before I'll go in and do stuff. Uh.

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Speaker 1: And he drew the straw he had back.

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Speaker 2: It was gonna be a wet one.

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Speaker 1: He went out to the fire troyes, I ain't doing that,

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Speaker 1: I'm and he got the rubber suit. Oh there, we

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Speaker 1: yell got the rubber suit, and they said, all right, one, two, three,

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Speaker 1: they get them up another two firefighters look at him

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Speaker 1: and they're just like, try not to laugh. And my

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Speaker 1: cousin looks down up his leg is just a brown

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Speaker 1: streak all.

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Speaker 2: He said.

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Speaker 1: It took everything and his power not to laugh because

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Speaker 1: you're supposed to be professional.

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Speaker 2: Right, But they can laugh. They can do stuff I got.

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Speaker 1: I mean, he had shit all up his Luckily he

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Speaker 1: had the suit on.

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Speaker 2: You can laugh at the guy though, I mean, uh huh, huh, hilarious.

482
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Speaker 2: But then they get twenty four on forty eight off.

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Speaker 1: Which is a great deal unless you take a rat.

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Speaker 2: A lot of these dudes man, then they get another job.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, my roommate Mark. He used to work as a firefighter.

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Speaker 1: Then on the day's off, he would be a mover

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Speaker 1: to make extra money.

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Speaker 2: So they're doubling up two salaries.

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Speaker 1: Or he would take a rat you get paid more,

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Speaker 1: so you'd work forty eight hours and then you're off

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Speaker 1: a day.

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Speaker 2: But the great thing is for vacation.

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Speaker 1: He would take four days off and he'd have two

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Speaker 1: and a half weeks off, so he could go on

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Speaker 1: vacation for two and a half weeks by taking four

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Speaker 1: days off.

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Speaker 2: That's when it's the best job in America. Not so

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Speaker 2: much when he got back. So many freaking amazing things.

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Speaker 2: But Mark, thanks to our service member.

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Speaker 1: He got called one time on a fat lady and

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Speaker 1: she was on her bed, couldn't get up, overweight, trying

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Speaker 1: to take her to the hospital. And they're like, we'll

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Speaker 1: just drag around on the mattress.

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Speaker 2: Lady, hey, quiet disrespect number two put it on the board. Yep.

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Speaker 1: So they said, I will just pull her out in

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Speaker 1: the mattress. So they get they can't get out the door,

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Speaker 1: and one dude just starts yelling folder like a tacold

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Speaker 1: her like a taco fourth meal.

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Speaker 2: And they're one of those new Casandia's where the cheese

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Speaker 2: on the outside cantinas, So they literally chee's roll up. Man.

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Speaker 1: They literally folded this freaking lady in her mattress like

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Speaker 1: the potatoes.

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Speaker 2: Hit her with the old nacho fries. They fold her

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Speaker 2: like a taco taco pizza. What is it Mexican pizza.

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Speaker 2: So they folded her like a taco to get her

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Speaker 2: out of the house. They'll do it, dude, we'd be

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Speaker 2: good on the force together.

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Speaker 1: I mean, those stories he used to tell me were fantastic, fantastic.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're cn. I mean it also is a lot

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Speaker 2: of death and stuff like that.

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Speaker 1: But yeah, he did have one death where the guy

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Speaker 1: he showed up, that dude was dead in bed and

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Speaker 1: he died while banging. A chick went into cardiac arrest,

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Speaker 1: went down fighting, and the lady is like freaking out.

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Speaker 1: She's in the driveway. She's like I gotta go, I

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Speaker 1: gotta go, like I'm out of here, and they're like, no,

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Speaker 1: you're gonna have to talk to police, you know, because

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Speaker 1: fire is first one there. And she's like no, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I can't, I can't. I've got to go, and they're like, man,

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Speaker 1: you're not in trouble. Don't worry, like you know what

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Speaker 1: I mean, like we just they just have to get

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Speaker 1: a statement.

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Speaker 2: Football Ray fire police ambulance.

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Speaker 1: And she said, well, you don't understand his girlfriend's going

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Speaker 1: to be home.

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Speaker 2: This just took a turn. And it's like, oh no,

537
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Speaker 2: we're about down some drama. More about down some drama.

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Speaker 2: So she knew she was the side piece and he

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Speaker 2: died while she's begging the side piece and she was

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Speaker 2: ready to get out. She's like, I don't want I

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Speaker 2: don't want to deal with it. Rest in peace. It

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Speaker 2: wasn't McNair no, No, this similar situation san Antonio, San Antonio,

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Speaker 2: different city. Yeah, so that was one of the funnier

544
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Speaker 2: ones that he had.

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Speaker 1: But I didn't realize we were going to do stories

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Speaker 1: from the fire department.

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Speaker 2: But I take a break, bro, we do Yeah, oh no,

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Speaker 2: that was a lot to stomach.

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Speaker 1: I mean we we already we took a break out

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Speaker 1: to the vomit.

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Speaker 2: Our second outro break is after the I mean, we're

552
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Speaker 2: doing a lot of bodily fluids today and then my wife,

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Speaker 2: we just launched new advertising and this is what they're

554
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Speaker 2: tuning into.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we just launched new advertising.

556
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Speaker 2: I've never seen it before. And now Justin had an

557
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Speaker 2: article written on him a couple of days ago. It

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Speaker 2: said Ray and Justin on the brink of a relationship

559
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Speaker 2: disaster or something and Justin, what the is this? That's

560
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Speaker 2: an actual article written about it. And it was on

561
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Speaker 2: Bobby Bones. Oh they wrote it like an article about

562
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Speaker 2: our show. Yeah, I thought you meant, dude. And so

563
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Speaker 2: my friends are seeing this crap. They're like, what is this?

564
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Speaker 2: I thought you meant that.

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Speaker 1: Someone interviewed Justin about his job at Bandy like he

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Speaker 1: was in a vandy like press release.

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Speaker 2: Things are starting to get released titled after how you

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Speaker 2: title him about our podcast.

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Speaker 1: So so far today? If you were brainstorming, what would

570
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Speaker 1: you title today's podcast?

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Speaker 2: Lunchbox had a sleepless night of vomiting. People were like,

572
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Speaker 2: oh my gosh, he's back on the bottle. And then

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Speaker 2: that's a front page headline where you just think you're

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Speaker 2: titling it for iHeart, dude, you're titling it for websites,

575
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Speaker 2: Instagram all over. They've blasted all over.

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Speaker 1: Lunchbox was up all night thanks to puke. Lunchbox was

577
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Speaker 1: puking no because I wasn't puking.

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Speaker 2: U two am lunchbox, his wife, a shower and vomit

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Speaker 2: piece together the crime. Oh two am right, that's actually

580
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Speaker 2: a hell of tease. I'm teased. What is that about?

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Speaker 1: Lunchbox is white lunchbox, his wife and the shower and vomit.

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Speaker 1: I'm not evenna put vomit lunchbox, two am lunchbox his wife.

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Speaker 2: In the shower.

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Speaker 1: That is a good title. And now that we have

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Speaker 1: the title of our.

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Speaker 2: Episode, we'll send that to Morgan. We will take a break.

587
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Speaker 2: What's the deal man, We don't talk sports anymore.

588
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Speaker 1: Barely dude, less lifestyle less sports, less, life less, less

589
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Speaker 1: less more. I gotta be honest with you. Apparently these

590
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Speaker 1: games have been great, the NBA games. I watched the

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Speaker 1: end of the Knicks, and I watched the I didn't

592
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Speaker 1: watch the end of the Nuggets the other night because

593
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Speaker 1: it's too damn late. The Calves or the MAVs and

594
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Speaker 1: the Clippers. It supposedly a phenomenal game, but when it

595
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:14,800
Speaker 1: starts at nine o'clock, I watch about ten minutes and

596
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Speaker 1: then I'm like, all right, I gotta go to bed.

597
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Speaker 2: Lower scoring. I've been explaining it to my buddy Danny

598
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 2: it's more math than it is predicting every game to game.

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Speaker 2: It's tough to bet like that. You have to futures

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Speaker 2: bet and it's still not too late. We're not into

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Speaker 2: the future. So what I've been explaining to him, maybe

602
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Speaker 2: you take a Clippers as a flyer.

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Speaker 1: Well, I don't know, man, Dude, that series, I'm glad

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Speaker 1: they're going back to the Central time Zone because that's

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Speaker 1: the one series I've wanted to watch and I haven't

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Speaker 1: seen any of it.

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Speaker 2: And it seemed Kawhi was back, but it didn't make

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Speaker 2: much of a difference.

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Speaker 1: Well, no, because they won game won, so it was

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Speaker 1: actually they lost.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, So it's almost the NBA is narrowed down as

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Speaker 2: you take one flyer or it's gonna be Chalk, it's

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Speaker 2: gonna be Nuggets, and it's gonna be Celtics in the finals.

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Speaker 2: You just bet that you get two times your money.

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Speaker 2: You don't have to pick a winner. NHL, though, is

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Speaker 2: a toss up to ude. There could be one of

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Speaker 2: ten teams that win it.

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Speaker 1: I watched the first period the other night between the

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Speaker 1: Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights.

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Speaker 2: Dude, it was goal goal, goal, goal, good. It was

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Speaker 2: three to two.

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Speaker 1: At the end of one, it was non stop action,

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Speaker 1: absolutely fantastic.

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Speaker 2: So are we looking for a hot goalie because that

625
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Speaker 2: would then be the Florida Panthers. Because I have no idea,

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Speaker 2: my friend Danny and Fort Lauderdale Beach sent me a

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Speaker 2: video where this goalie jumped from one end of the

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Speaker 2: net to the other in glove save and a beauty,

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Speaker 2: So he might the Panthers guy might be the hottest goalie.

630
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Speaker 2: But if it's the hottest stick, who is that?

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Speaker 1: I don't know, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: The Knights, I mean, wow, I'm oilers putting up ten

633
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Speaker 2: a game. Did they win? I believe they won seven

634
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Speaker 2: to four. That's a pretty good That's a lot of goals.

635
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Speaker 2: But it's it's game to game, so it's a futures

636
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:52,120
Speaker 2: type thing. I would say it's gonna be Ranger. Rangers

637
00:29:52,120 --> 00:29:54,240
Speaker 2: have an easier side of the conference. I like the

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Speaker 2: Rangers a lot, Dude. That the Avalanche the Stars, the

639
00:29:58,680 --> 00:30:01,880
Speaker 2: Avalanche win last night nights. Don't know. I don't know

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Speaker 2: game to game. I only view future. I'm sitt, dude,

641
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Speaker 2: there's gonna be so many goals scored between the Knights

642
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Speaker 2: the Avs the Stars, the Bars, the Bruins, the mars

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Speaker 2: Elon Musk, I don't. I mean, there's a lot going

644
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Speaker 2: on over there. Rangers should shore up what happens on

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Speaker 2: their side of the thing.

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Speaker 1: Uh what the NBA? I mean the games have been fantastic.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like tonight, I don't care. The Celtics. What

648
00:30:26,840 --> 00:30:27,640
Speaker 1: a boring series?

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Speaker 2: Like, dude, how do we work to that where we

650
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Speaker 2: had the NBA playoffs all year or whatever it was

651
00:30:32,560 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 2: called regular season season? Yeah? How are we at this

652
00:30:36,320 --> 00:30:39,280
Speaker 2: point where there's a fifteen point favorite in an NBA

653
00:30:39,360 --> 00:30:40,080
Speaker 2: playoff game?

654
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:45,560
Speaker 1: Because when you're missing your best player in Jimmy Butler,

655
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:47,240
Speaker 1: you have no shot.

656
00:30:47,520 --> 00:30:49,360
Speaker 2: And that's why they're gonna roll that side of it.

657
00:30:49,400 --> 00:30:52,160
Speaker 2: I mean, Boston has no competition all the way to

658
00:30:52,200 --> 00:30:54,880
Speaker 2: the finals for them to just win. The whole side

659
00:30:54,880 --> 00:30:59,440
Speaker 2: of things, it's minus two hundred. There is no value

660
00:31:00,160 --> 00:31:03,160
Speaker 2: the Boston Celtics right now. That's why you almost have

661
00:31:03,240 --> 00:31:06,480
Speaker 2: to venture out and do a Clippers, maybe a Timberwolves

662
00:31:06,560 --> 00:31:07,280
Speaker 2: for the Twins.

663
00:31:07,320 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 1: Oh hey, let me tell you the Phoenix Suns are done.

664
00:31:12,360 --> 00:31:15,080
Speaker 1: I tried to be different because you had the Nuggets

665
00:31:15,200 --> 00:31:18,800
Speaker 1: versus Celtics, and then I said the Nugget Nuggets versus Celtics,

666
00:31:18,800 --> 00:31:20,240
Speaker 1: and I was like, we can't have the same thing.

667
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,000
Speaker 1: And I was like, let me take a flyer on

668
00:31:22,080 --> 00:31:26,600
Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns. The Minnesota Timberwolves are just better than

669
00:31:26,640 --> 00:31:27,479
Speaker 1: the Phoenix Suns.

670
00:31:27,680 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 2: And what is it? Is it the two tall guys,

671
00:31:29,760 --> 00:31:32,080
Speaker 2: the go Bears and the two townies.

672
00:31:32,080 --> 00:31:35,440
Speaker 1: And ant Man is awesome. They just did. They're a

673
00:31:35,480 --> 00:31:38,520
Speaker 1: good team. They and here's the thing, we undersell them.

674
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:41,920
Speaker 1: They were number one in the Western Conference for a

675
00:31:41,960 --> 00:31:45,760
Speaker 1: lot of the season, them, the Nuggets, the Thunder. They

676
00:31:45,800 --> 00:31:47,600
Speaker 1: were all right there battling, and all of a sudden

677
00:31:47,600 --> 00:31:49,040
Speaker 1: we were like, oh, they're terrible.

678
00:31:49,080 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: They're terrible.

679
00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:52,120
Speaker 1: They're gonna get beat by the Suns. Sons think they

680
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:54,800
Speaker 1: can just flip a switch that game, that series is over.

681
00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:58,240
Speaker 1: The Lakers they done, lay done.

682
00:31:58,400 --> 00:31:58,920
Speaker 2: I don't know.

683
00:31:58,960 --> 00:32:02,560
Speaker 1: As a professional athlete, I understand you have a short memory.

684
00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:05,880
Speaker 1: You had to let things go. I don't know how

685
00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:10,680
Speaker 1: they get off the mat. They had the Nuggets down

686
00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:14,960
Speaker 1: by twenty and they lost the game twenty points in

687
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:17,240
Speaker 1: the third court. I mean they were up by twenty

688
00:32:17,280 --> 00:32:20,800
Speaker 1: in the second half and they lost it on a

689
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:25,320
Speaker 1: step back fade away over Anthony Davis money shot by

690
00:32:25,360 --> 00:32:30,040
Speaker 1: Jamal Murray. They are dead. The seventy six ers, Joey

691
00:32:30,040 --> 00:32:32,520
Speaker 1: al embiid Oh, we're still gonna win the series.

692
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:36,280
Speaker 2: They are dead. I thought they were split with Nicks,

693
00:32:36,280 --> 00:32:36,720
Speaker 2: aren't they.

694
00:32:36,760 --> 00:32:40,680
Speaker 1: No, they lost both games. They were up by five

695
00:32:40,760 --> 00:32:43,400
Speaker 1: with thirty seconds to go and they lost by three.

696
00:32:44,600 --> 00:32:49,320
Speaker 2: Explain it to me, no explanation needed. But there are

697
00:32:49,360 --> 00:32:52,080
Speaker 2: some other things you can bet on. So outside of that,

698
00:32:52,920 --> 00:32:58,080
Speaker 2: I think this summer you have, I mean, NFL right now,

699
00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:00,920
Speaker 2: why not jump I mean, there's there's some things you

700
00:33:00,920 --> 00:33:02,440
Speaker 2: can jump on in the far future. I'm not even

701
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,800
Speaker 2: gonna go into that, but I'm gonna say MLB pick

702
00:33:04,840 --> 00:33:07,760
Speaker 2: a home run winner. You can win nine, another one

703
00:33:07,800 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 2: yesterday seven times your money. He's the damn leader. Why

704
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,280
Speaker 2: wouldn't you take something like that. There's just no value

705
00:33:13,320 --> 00:33:16,720
Speaker 2: in betting NBA. So right now, the betters, I guess

706
00:33:16,720 --> 00:33:19,520
Speaker 2: the daily guys, if you like to daily bet over unders,

707
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,320
Speaker 2: on player points over unders, where there's not a lot

708
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:25,440
Speaker 2: of money. My buddy Danny has been just getting hemorrhaged

709
00:33:25,760 --> 00:33:29,680
Speaker 2: every night, losing money betting NBA daily. There's really no

710
00:33:29,840 --> 00:33:32,480
Speaker 2: value in that. I would suggest an NHL or you

711
00:33:32,480 --> 00:33:35,040
Speaker 2: pick a winner, home run derby, you pick a winner,

712
00:33:35,320 --> 00:33:36,800
Speaker 2: something like that over to you, coach.

713
00:33:37,360 --> 00:33:40,800
Speaker 1: I don't really worry about the betting aspect, is I am?

714
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:44,640
Speaker 1: The NBA playoffs are pretty exciting. There have been some

715
00:33:44,760 --> 00:33:47,280
Speaker 1: damn good game. I mean the finish. I almost I

716
00:33:47,440 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: was so close to turning that Knicks game off and

717
00:33:52,480 --> 00:33:55,840
Speaker 1: Jalen Brunson from the corner shoots it. It hits the

718
00:33:55,840 --> 00:33:57,600
Speaker 1: front of the rim. I was like, this game's over.

719
00:33:58,040 --> 00:34:01,640
Speaker 1: It bounces up in the air and somehow rolls in.

720
00:34:01,720 --> 00:34:02,800
Speaker 2: I'm like, let me see this.

721
00:34:02,920 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: They never these comebacks never happened. Then they absolutely mug Maxie.

722
00:34:08,719 --> 00:34:11,120
Speaker 1: I mean they might have taken his wallet, his car, keys,

723
00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:12,080
Speaker 1: and the basketball.

724
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:17,960
Speaker 2: That would actually be Memphis, Great Point or Detroit. New

725
00:34:18,080 --> 00:34:20,960
Speaker 2: York is on the verge of something special. The Knicks

726
00:34:20,960 --> 00:34:24,480
Speaker 2: start doing a little something, the Rangers win it all.

727
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:28,040
Speaker 2: Guess who we have coming in the fall? The Yankees

728
00:34:28,239 --> 00:34:31,560
Speaker 2: and then the Jets. The Jets, Hey, there might be

729
00:34:31,600 --> 00:34:35,480
Speaker 2: something brewing in New York. I am just yes, it's

730
00:34:35,520 --> 00:34:41,840
Speaker 2: been good so far. The playoffs, basketball regular season at

731
00:34:42,120 --> 00:34:44,080
Speaker 2: they they don't try the games are too late, dude.

732
00:34:44,120 --> 00:34:46,080
Speaker 2: I just wish they were earlier. Got I do? I mean?

733
00:34:46,120 --> 00:34:49,520
Speaker 1: I texted, I texted my buddy John, who's the Mavericks fan,

734
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:54,040
Speaker 1: and I said yesterday, I said, oh, Cuban Mark now

735
00:34:54,480 --> 00:34:57,520
Speaker 1: Marcus Cuban. His name is John and his last name

736
00:34:57,560 --> 00:35:00,719
Speaker 1: is dab Kowski. And I said, hey, hope you took

737
00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 1: a nap today. Gonna be a light late night. He responded, absolutely, brutal.

738
00:35:08,200 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 2: So we have the wrong job for when it comes

739
00:35:10,000 --> 00:35:14,000
Speaker 2: to the playoffs, dude. People that have late sleep in jobs, dude,

740
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:17,120
Speaker 2: they got it made. Their entertainment is from five until

741
00:35:17,400 --> 00:35:19,560
Speaker 2: ten o'clock at night every weekday.

742
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:22,319
Speaker 1: Ten o'clock, more like eleven forty five. I mean with

743
00:35:22,400 --> 00:35:25,080
Speaker 1: these nine o'clock starts and these hockey games starting at

744
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:28,080
Speaker 1: nine o'clock. The Preads man they started at nine o'clock

745
00:35:28,160 --> 00:35:29,640
Speaker 1: last night. Didn't watch a second of it.

746
00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,840
Speaker 2: They had a watch party at neighbors. What do you

747
00:35:32,840 --> 00:35:35,120
Speaker 2: people do for jobs? And how do you wake up

748
00:35:35,120 --> 00:35:37,840
Speaker 2: in the morning. When I worked at the Walmart distribution center,

749
00:35:37,880 --> 00:35:40,680
Speaker 2: we threw boxes for twelve hours a day, three days

750
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:45,840
Speaker 2: on four off. Bro. The Spurs, do you know them? Yeah,

751
00:35:45,880 --> 00:35:49,000
Speaker 2: san Antonio before Wimbiyama, they're making a run. We're in

752
00:35:49,080 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 2: New bronfls. This dude would go to Spurs playoff games

753
00:35:52,280 --> 00:35:53,799
Speaker 2: and they're playing the Suns. It was back when they

754
00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,400
Speaker 2: had Steve Nash. We have done this song and dance before.

755
00:35:57,640 --> 00:36:02,960
Speaker 2: Who's another guy they had, maybe Sean Marion, Mari Stodemeyer, Marlee,

756
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,240
Speaker 2: That's who it was. And so he would go drive

757
00:36:05,360 --> 00:36:09,560
Speaker 2: he's such a Spurs fan and watch them sleep at

758
00:36:09,840 --> 00:36:13,719
Speaker 2: the distribution center from about one until four and we

759
00:36:13,760 --> 00:36:16,920
Speaker 2: started at five. He was that obsessed with Spurs basketball.

760
00:36:17,160 --> 00:36:19,600
Speaker 2: He changed his life so he could go to the games.

761
00:36:20,120 --> 00:36:23,720
Speaker 2: So a lot of jobs don't cater to these games

762
00:36:23,719 --> 00:36:26,000
Speaker 2: at night. No, I would love to find one that does.

763
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,400
Speaker 2: You know what does if I worked at Gar's Bar,

764
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,399
Speaker 2: if I was a bartender, You're watching it the whole night.

765
00:36:30,480 --> 00:36:32,359
Speaker 1: Oh amazing, except for you don't have the sound. Non

766
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,240
Speaker 1: oh you do that anyway, Dude.

767
00:36:34,040 --> 00:36:36,920
Speaker 2: South Beach. When he was working at the hotel, it

768
00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,959
Speaker 2: was south it was in South Beach.

769
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:41,600
Speaker 1: That's ironic.

770
00:36:41,960 --> 00:36:45,320
Speaker 2: He was working at a bar in South Beach nicknamed

771
00:36:45,360 --> 00:36:48,560
Speaker 2: South Beach. Okay, holy crap, that might that might be

772
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:52,360
Speaker 2: The story is he would turn the TVs on to

773
00:36:52,480 --> 00:36:55,760
Speaker 2: what he was betting. So people would say, hey, uh, hello,

774
00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,320
Speaker 2: I want to watch the Marlins game. We're in South

775
00:36:58,320 --> 00:37:01,280
Speaker 2: Beach and you'd have Penn State for pall On because

776
00:37:01,320 --> 00:37:04,120
Speaker 2: he was betting it. And it'd be like, why is

777
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:06,719
Speaker 2: this random soccer game on it? And oh, I'm sorry

778
00:37:06,760 --> 00:37:08,919
Speaker 2: that TV doesn't change. It's because he was betting it.

779
00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:09,920
Speaker 2: But he wouldn't change it.

780
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,399
Speaker 1: Well done, Because he's in charge, he can do whatever

781
00:37:12,440 --> 00:37:12,759
Speaker 1: he wanted.

782
00:37:12,920 --> 00:37:15,040
Speaker 2: Dude. He said he always had it on the most

783
00:37:15,120 --> 00:37:16,520
Speaker 2: random craft that he was betting on.

784
00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:18,759
Speaker 1: Yeah, you want to Speaking of not being conducive to

785
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,840
Speaker 1: the lifestyle, When I first started on The Big Show,

786
00:37:22,719 --> 00:37:25,960
Speaker 1: I still worked for the San Antonio Spurs, and I

787
00:37:25,960 --> 00:37:29,479
Speaker 1: would I was part of the game day crew, great

788
00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:33,120
Speaker 1: game day ops, and so we did the timeouts during

789
00:37:33,600 --> 00:37:36,800
Speaker 1: the games, during the timeouts, and so I would drive

790
00:37:37,760 --> 00:37:41,920
Speaker 1: from Austin to San Antonio hour and a half, yeah,

791
00:37:41,960 --> 00:37:44,960
Speaker 1: hour hour and fifteen, and my brother lived in San

792
00:37:44,960 --> 00:37:47,719
Speaker 1: Antonio at the time. I would get I would eat

793
00:37:47,719 --> 00:37:51,640
Speaker 1: the Chinese food place. It was the best sesame chicken.

794
00:37:52,040 --> 00:37:55,200
Speaker 2: What if everybody that's box I have ever had my life.

795
00:37:55,640 --> 00:37:59,719
Speaker 1: I where he lived, and this restaurant was so freaking good.

796
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 1: I'd go get the sesame chicken. I'd go to my

797
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:05,960
Speaker 1: brother's house. I'd take like an hour and a half

798
00:38:06,040 --> 00:38:08,040
Speaker 1: two hour nap because when Game Day crew, you had

799
00:38:08,040 --> 00:38:10,640
Speaker 1: to be there at like four thirty five o'clock for

800
00:38:10,680 --> 00:38:11,719
Speaker 1: the seven o'clock game.

801
00:38:11,800 --> 00:38:14,799
Speaker 2: I worked it for Texas State Thanks, so I.

802
00:38:14,719 --> 00:38:18,800
Speaker 1: Would take a nap. I'd go to the stadium, watch

803
00:38:18,880 --> 00:38:22,000
Speaker 1: the games, get out of there at ten ten fifteen,

804
00:38:22,880 --> 00:38:26,680
Speaker 1: jump in my car, hit I thirty five North, drive

805
00:38:26,760 --> 00:38:29,680
Speaker 1: an hour and fifteen minutes to my house, get back

806
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:32,520
Speaker 1: at eleven thirty, eleven forty five, go to bed, and

807
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,040
Speaker 1: get up.

808
00:38:32,920 --> 00:38:40,160
Speaker 2: For the big show. It's like a nightmare. It was stupidity, Ray.

809
00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:42,040
Speaker 2: It was harder than the Pilgrim. It was.

810
00:38:42,160 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 1: But I had season tickets to the San Antonio Spurs.

811
00:38:45,880 --> 00:38:48,040
Speaker 1: I got to stand right by the court and I

812
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:50,680
Speaker 1: won a championship. It was my last championship. I retired,

813
00:38:50,680 --> 00:38:52,560
Speaker 1: and I said, I gotta, I gotta quit doing this.

814
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:56,880
Speaker 1: It's killing me. But it was so freaking fun to

815
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:57,600
Speaker 1: be right there.

816
00:38:57,680 --> 00:39:00,080
Speaker 2: Dude. We were both burning the midnight oil on I

817
00:39:00,160 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 2: thirty five. Because I would go party sometimes at a

818
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,800
Speaker 2: pool party. If I partied too hard, I'd stay the

819
00:39:04,880 --> 00:39:08,200
Speaker 2: night in San Marcos, sleep at a random apartment, and

820
00:39:08,239 --> 00:39:10,239
Speaker 2: then my buddy Still kind of went to school there

821
00:39:10,320 --> 00:39:13,480
Speaker 2: and then drive to the radio station while you were

822
00:39:13,520 --> 00:39:15,799
Speaker 2: on that same road driving to the radio station to

823
00:39:15,840 --> 00:39:17,360
Speaker 2: your house. Yeah, in the morning.

824
00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:20,080
Speaker 1: It was crazy, and I would get to the Spurs

825
00:39:20,120 --> 00:39:23,640
Speaker 1: game and I'm just like, I'm so tired, like I'm exhausted.

826
00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:26,279
Speaker 1: And some days when you didn't get a nap. Oh man,

827
00:39:26,600 --> 00:39:28,880
Speaker 1: that was the worst. And all these college kids that

828
00:39:28,920 --> 00:39:31,440
Speaker 1: are on the Game Day crew, we're just like be

829
00:39:31,560 --> 00:39:32,920
Speaker 1: bopping around having.

830
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,600
Speaker 2: A good time on THHC.

831
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,040
Speaker 1: But it was so worth it when I got to

832
00:39:37,160 --> 00:39:40,000
Speaker 1: rebound for Tim Duncan and he's going baw bawa.

833
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:45,320
Speaker 2: Sorry, sorry, all right, sorry man. I wish there was

834
00:39:45,440 --> 00:39:47,759
Speaker 2: video of that. We got all this stupid video now

835
00:39:47,800 --> 00:39:50,759
Speaker 2: of our kids and our animals. Wor'st video of us

836
00:39:50,800 --> 00:39:52,799
Speaker 2: twenty years ago. Dude, I would kill for that. My

837
00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:55,360
Speaker 2: buddy AJ and his dad Ray was videoing me the

838
00:39:55,360 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 2: whole time. You have super fans that got to stand

839
00:39:58,920 --> 00:40:01,360
Speaker 2: in the line and high five the players when the

840
00:40:01,400 --> 00:40:03,759
Speaker 2: starting lineup was announced. You picked like five per game

841
00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:07,000
Speaker 2: or six per game, and my buddy AJ and his

842
00:40:07,120 --> 00:40:09,440
Speaker 2: dad were coming, and so I was like, dude, i'll

843
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:10,920
Speaker 2: get you. I'll be you want to be a super fan?

844
00:40:11,040 --> 00:40:11,720
Speaker 2: What a hookup?

845
00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,799
Speaker 1: And he was like, yeah, dude, i'll be a sister though,

846
00:40:15,360 --> 00:40:17,719
Speaker 1: And I said, all right, dude, I'll get you in.

847
00:40:18,760 --> 00:40:22,359
Speaker 1: So Hey, they're high five and Duncan, they're high five,

848
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:26,720
Speaker 1: and Parker everybody. I don't remember who else was starting

849
00:40:26,760 --> 00:40:27,280
Speaker 1: at that time.

850
00:40:27,360 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: Probably I don't know.

851
00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,600
Speaker 1: David Robertson, no, no, no, Robinson had already retired. He

852
00:40:32,640 --> 00:40:37,400
Speaker 1: had already retired the twin Tower. So they were, you know,

853
00:40:37,440 --> 00:40:39,719
Speaker 1: they do it. And then the Spurs won the championship

854
00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:44,759
Speaker 1: and they make a championship video. There's Aj and his

855
00:40:44,920 --> 00:40:47,600
Speaker 1: dad in the video. So there is video of AJ

856
00:40:47,680 --> 00:40:51,000
Speaker 1: and his dad for twenty years ago. There is Bruce

857
00:40:51,040 --> 00:40:53,920
Speaker 1: Bowen was on the team, Robert Horry, all that I mean,

858
00:40:54,160 --> 00:40:55,719
Speaker 1: and there they are high five of them as they

859
00:40:55,800 --> 00:40:56,719
Speaker 1: run out onto the court.

860
00:40:56,880 --> 00:40:58,600
Speaker 2: Dude, Billy used to have a blast. They'd go to

861
00:40:58,600 --> 00:41:00,640
Speaker 2: Spurs games. I never could, I know, could roll that

862
00:41:00,719 --> 00:41:02,960
Speaker 2: because I didn't. They didn't have jobs. I think they

863
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,320
Speaker 2: had a marga read or something you get at Spurs games,

864
00:41:05,320 --> 00:41:07,799
Speaker 2: some big ass robb eat or something dude, Him and

865
00:41:08,200 --> 00:41:11,359
Speaker 2: Greg would just rocket and love Spurs games. Never went though.

866
00:41:11,680 --> 00:41:13,359
Speaker 2: You never went to a Spurs game at and T

867
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,239
Speaker 2: or the Alamo. Did they play at Alamodome?

868
00:41:15,320 --> 00:41:17,040
Speaker 1: Yeah, they played at the Alamodome, then they moved to

869
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:17,600
Speaker 1: the AT and T.

870
00:41:17,680 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 2: S never drove past them a lot, never went to

871
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:21,880
Speaker 2: one though. Let me tell you the AT and T,

872
00:41:22,040 --> 00:41:25,880
Speaker 2: the the whatever Alamodome terrible. It was terrible.

873
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,279
Speaker 1: They cut it, and you know, because it was it

874
00:41:27,320 --> 00:41:29,520
Speaker 1: was built to be a football steam right, and then

875
00:41:29,640 --> 00:41:30,799
Speaker 1: nose Team E removed there.

876
00:41:31,200 --> 00:41:31,720
Speaker 2: It was awful.

877
00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:34,000
Speaker 1: They would put a curtain down, so it just looked

878
00:41:34,080 --> 00:41:37,280
Speaker 1: cheap and weird and strange, and the whole setup was weird.

879
00:41:37,520 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: But yeah, that was Spurs Man, that Spurs. We'll take

880
00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:41,080
Speaker 1: a break, We'll be right back.

881
00:41:44,920 --> 00:41:46,880
Speaker 2: I wanted to take a minute shout out to all

882
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:50,239
Speaker 2: of our truckers out there. You guys are hauling and

883
00:41:50,840 --> 00:41:54,120
Speaker 2: balling man all across America. Thank you, and our tractors

884
00:41:55,320 --> 00:41:57,719
Speaker 2: probably got a lot of crops. You got the strawberries,

885
00:41:57,760 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: the blueberries, and the corn. It's gonna be shucking soon.

886
00:42:00,320 --> 00:42:05,879
Speaker 2: And then finally tuggers coach over to you.

887
00:42:06,320 --> 00:42:08,080
Speaker 1: I just texted John by the way I said, Hey,

888
00:42:08,120 --> 00:42:10,440
Speaker 1: good Win, he goes thank God late night.

889
00:42:10,640 --> 00:42:12,080
Speaker 2: Dude. You got a lot of people you keep up

890
00:42:12,120 --> 00:42:13,360
Speaker 2: with on the text. I do.

891
00:42:13,960 --> 00:42:15,800
Speaker 1: And I got a lot of people that are fans

892
00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 1: of whatever team, and I like to text them and

893
00:42:17,520 --> 00:42:19,759
Speaker 1: wish them good luck. I used to be a dick

894
00:42:20,280 --> 00:42:21,960
Speaker 1: like I remember when I.

895
00:42:21,880 --> 00:42:23,560
Speaker 2: Think it was the Astros. Maybe it was the Rockets.

896
00:42:23,600 --> 00:42:25,600
Speaker 2: I don't remember. It was the Astros. They lost.

897
00:42:25,719 --> 00:42:29,560
Speaker 1: Let me tell you want the Astros. Hey, Astros fans,

898
00:42:29,960 --> 00:42:33,320
Speaker 1: it's been a good run. You guys are dreadfully bad

899
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:35,480
Speaker 1: this year. They are awful.

900
00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,799
Speaker 2: I'm a numbers guy. Averages are down.

901
00:42:38,680 --> 00:42:41,280
Speaker 1: Uh, it doesn't no, no, no, it doesn't matter about averages.

902
00:42:41,320 --> 00:42:41,960
Speaker 2: It's hitting out.

903
00:42:42,040 --> 00:42:45,080
Speaker 1: They're pitching, dude, every It doesn't matter who they put

904
00:42:45,120 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 1: on the mound. They give up six runs. They suck well.

905
00:42:49,000 --> 00:42:50,520
Speaker 2: Well, the teams that are gonna win it this year,

906
00:42:50,520 --> 00:42:53,520
Speaker 2: we've already narrowed it down. The Braves lineup is so

907
00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,839
Speaker 2: damn stacked it's not even funny. I'm betting who's gonna

908
00:42:56,840 --> 00:42:59,839
Speaker 2: win the home run contest or the home run leader

909
00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:01,759
Speaker 2: the end of the year. It's gonna be Otani. It's

910
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:04,480
Speaker 2: gonna be Ozuna. I don't have money on Trout but

911
00:43:05,560 --> 00:43:08,280
Speaker 2: also Pete Alonzo, so I have those three. But winner

912
00:43:08,320 --> 00:43:11,200
Speaker 2: of the Baseball The Braves the most stacked lineup I've

913
00:43:11,239 --> 00:43:13,520
Speaker 2: ever seen all their teams over three hundred. And then

914
00:43:13,520 --> 00:43:16,960
Speaker 2: the Dodgers. What Otani has bought to Dodgers? No, no, hold on.

915
00:43:17,239 --> 00:43:19,200
Speaker 1: The Dodgers are like five hundred for this supposed to

916
00:43:19,239 --> 00:43:20,960
Speaker 1: be unbelievable, amazing team.

917
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,160
Speaker 2: They're not that good. But the one thing I haven't

918
00:43:23,160 --> 00:43:25,399
Speaker 2: really researched. A lot of my numbers haven't been run

919
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:30,400
Speaker 2: for pitching. What is the standout pitching staff right now?

920
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:33,919
Speaker 2: Is it a Tampa Bay? No, they haven't been that good.

921
00:43:34,120 --> 00:43:37,200
Speaker 2: What about Diamondbacks? With uh, they got the new guy,

922
00:43:37,320 --> 00:43:39,000
Speaker 2: David Montgomery.

923
00:43:38,400 --> 00:43:41,040
Speaker 1: Jordan Montgomery. He hadn't been that great. He's just warming up.

924
00:43:41,040 --> 00:43:43,759
Speaker 1: And let me tell you, uh, cousin Andrew and I

925
00:43:43,840 --> 00:43:47,799
Speaker 1: took a flyer with Blake Snell and the Fantasy Draft.

926
00:43:47,840 --> 00:43:48,920
Speaker 2: He hadn't even twelve VR.

927
00:43:49,840 --> 00:43:51,759
Speaker 1: He wasn't even signed at that point. We're like, man,

928
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:54,400
Speaker 1: he really needs to sign. He signed with the Giants

929
00:43:54,960 --> 00:43:55,680
Speaker 1: that he sucks.

930
00:43:56,680 --> 00:43:59,440
Speaker 2: I saw you had a twelve spot. He's got a

931
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 2: Baker's doesn't minus the Baker.

932
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:04,160
Speaker 1: But the good news is he's supposed to start today

933
00:44:04,239 --> 00:44:09,200
Speaker 1: against the Mets. And I just got to notice Sneil

934
00:44:09,239 --> 00:44:11,240
Speaker 1: Scratch from start placed on IL.

935
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:14,839
Speaker 2: Oh my god, Cy young one year and then you turn.

936
00:44:15,000 --> 00:44:16,480
Speaker 1: That's what happens when you hold out and you don't

937
00:44:16,480 --> 00:44:18,640
Speaker 1: sign till after spring training is over. You try to

938
00:44:18,719 --> 00:44:21,439
Speaker 1: rush back. Seemed real weird from the start. But yeah,

939
00:44:21,520 --> 00:44:23,920
Speaker 1: so he's headed IL. So that's just great. And my

940
00:44:24,040 --> 00:44:27,480
Speaker 1: fantasy team, let's go to the the Nashville Knucklers, the

941
00:44:27,480 --> 00:44:29,360
Speaker 1: one I manage on my own. And let me just

942
00:44:29,400 --> 00:44:30,880
Speaker 1: read out to you some of my players that I

943
00:44:30,920 --> 00:44:35,200
Speaker 1: have right now. Okay, uh, I have Royce Lewis sold

944
00:44:35,320 --> 00:44:40,800
Speaker 1: on the IL, Josh Lowe, Ill say Hey, Suzuki Ield Lane,

945
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:45,920
Speaker 1: Thomas I l Sold, Josh Jung Il sold tj Friedel

946
00:44:46,160 --> 00:44:51,920
Speaker 1: Il Sold, Bobby Miller, Il Sol. My entire roster has

947
00:44:51,960 --> 00:44:54,399
Speaker 1: been heard. I had to drop three guys that were

948
00:44:54,440 --> 00:44:56,719
Speaker 1: on the IL because I had so many people on

949
00:44:56,760 --> 00:44:58,600
Speaker 1: the IL, I couldn't even fill out a damn line up.

950
00:44:58,680 --> 00:45:02,400
Speaker 2: Speaking of IL preaching you every day, you've been beating

951
00:45:02,440 --> 00:45:06,719
Speaker 2: the pavement about Mike Michael Trout. Dude, you say you

952
00:45:06,760 --> 00:45:10,360
Speaker 2: say he's always gonna get hurt. He always gets hurt. Listen,

953
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,680
Speaker 2: the one thing that can bite me in the ass

954
00:45:12,960 --> 00:45:15,399
Speaker 2: is if he doesn't get hurt, he plays a full

955
00:45:15,480 --> 00:45:18,359
Speaker 2: season and he's the home run leader at about fifty two.

956
00:45:18,360 --> 00:45:20,719
Speaker 2: Because right now he's the leader at nine, and that

957
00:45:20,880 --> 00:45:24,680
Speaker 2: is gonna burt, bend me over and run me ragged

958
00:45:25,160 --> 00:45:28,719
Speaker 2: without a Jimmy, all because of you. So I took

959
00:45:28,760 --> 00:45:31,600
Speaker 2: that advice, and I have nothing out on Trout right now,

960
00:45:31,640 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 2: nothing and he's the leader.

961
00:45:33,680 --> 00:45:37,520
Speaker 1: Well, I apologize, but yeah, let's just go.

962
00:45:37,920 --> 00:45:38,120
Speaker 2: Let me.

963
00:45:38,160 --> 00:45:40,879
Speaker 1: I ran about the Astros. I mean, they have had

964
00:45:40,880 --> 00:45:44,480
Speaker 1: it so good for so many years. And I understand

965
00:45:44,520 --> 00:45:46,239
Speaker 1: they got a lot of injured pitchers, but man, I

966
00:45:46,280 --> 00:45:48,399
Speaker 1: got Hunter Brown on my fantasy theme. God, he gives

967
00:45:48,480 --> 00:45:51,680
Speaker 1: up nine runs every outing. The Astros right now are

968
00:45:51,880 --> 00:45:53,640
Speaker 1: seven and seventeen.

969
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:56,360
Speaker 2: They are awful.

970
00:45:56,840 --> 00:46:00,400
Speaker 1: Well, I know the worst team, the Oakland a have

971
00:46:00,480 --> 00:46:02,920
Speaker 1: more wins than the Houston Astros.

972
00:46:03,040 --> 00:46:06,600
Speaker 2: The Marlins. The three worst records in baseball the White Sox,

973
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:10,960
Speaker 2: the Rockies, and the Marlins. Those teams are horrible. The

974
00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:14,160
Speaker 2: White Sox have three freaking wins. It's actually a fun bet, dude,

975
00:46:14,160 --> 00:46:16,040
Speaker 2: you can bet Marlins to be the worst team, you

976
00:46:16,080 --> 00:46:17,320
Speaker 2: get ten times your money.

977
00:46:17,320 --> 00:46:21,200
Speaker 1: No, because the White Sox are There's no way the

978
00:46:21,239 --> 00:46:23,600
Speaker 1: Marlins have double the wins the White Sox have.

979
00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:27,880
Speaker 2: The White Sox still have ta Or he got traded.

980
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,960
Speaker 1: Tim Anderson, He's on the Marlins.

981
00:46:30,840 --> 00:46:33,200
Speaker 2: He went from bad to bad. Dude.

982
00:46:33,360 --> 00:46:37,560
Speaker 1: The White Sox are three and twenty. They have scored

983
00:46:38,360 --> 00:46:41,439
Speaker 1: They have only scored fifty runs on the year.

984
00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,120
Speaker 2: Well, didn't we just a couple of years ago? Do

985
00:46:44,239 --> 00:46:47,440
Speaker 2: we were we just to win? Was it? Yes? Dude?

986
00:46:47,600 --> 00:46:51,400
Speaker 1: I mean the next lowest team on runs scored. I

987
00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,680
Speaker 1: mean the lowest I'm seeing is like eighty runs, all right,

988
00:46:55,040 --> 00:46:58,320
Speaker 1: sixty eight. The A's have sixty eight. White Sox have fifty.

989
00:46:58,560 --> 00:47:01,400
Speaker 2: Guys. Make sure you tune in to the draft in Detroit.

990
00:47:04,120 --> 00:47:08,000
Speaker 2: What a dump. It's a terrible atmosphere.

991
00:47:08,560 --> 00:47:10,879
Speaker 1: It's gonna be awesome. Anywhere they have the Draft, it's

992
00:47:10,880 --> 00:47:11,520
Speaker 1: gonna be awesome.

993
00:47:11,520 --> 00:47:13,400
Speaker 2: It's good that they went to individual cities and not

994
00:47:13,520 --> 00:47:15,640
Speaker 2: New York every year. I love it that is.

995
00:47:15,840 --> 00:47:17,040
Speaker 1: But I will tell you this.

996
00:47:17,040 --> 00:47:20,040
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, last time we went to Nashville, that's when

997
00:47:20,040 --> 00:47:21,960
Speaker 2: I bought Eddie A twenty dollars beer. He stills me

998
00:47:22,000 --> 00:47:25,120
Speaker 2: for that. Oh, it's me for stuff too, Right.

999
00:47:25,600 --> 00:47:28,360
Speaker 1: Do you think it would be fun to sit in

1000
00:47:28,400 --> 00:47:30,320
Speaker 1: your team section? You know how they have the sections

1001
00:47:30,320 --> 00:47:30,840
Speaker 1: of fans.

1002
00:47:30,960 --> 00:47:33,600
Speaker 2: No, we saw it. We were up on the stage. Dude.

1003
00:47:33,680 --> 00:47:37,000
Speaker 2: It is a mosh pit. TV does do it justice.

1004
00:47:37,040 --> 00:47:40,080
Speaker 2: It's really crowded and everybody's painted and gross, and there's

1005
00:47:40,200 --> 00:47:41,280
Speaker 2: no chicks.

1006
00:47:41,200 --> 00:47:43,560
Speaker 1: And you're there proteos and I hate tell you you're

1007
00:47:43,600 --> 00:47:46,239
Speaker 1: there for like six hours, like it takes two and

1008
00:47:46,280 --> 00:47:48,440
Speaker 1: a half hours or something like that for the first round.

1009
00:47:48,600 --> 00:47:51,000
Speaker 1: So every time the camera pians, you had to act excited.

1010
00:47:51,160 --> 00:47:53,680
Speaker 1: And your team doesn't even pick for fifteen picks, and

1011
00:47:53,680 --> 00:47:55,960
Speaker 1: you gotta act like you're so pumped. And then when

1012
00:47:56,000 --> 00:48:01,880
Speaker 1: they announced Joe Alt offensive Lineman, what you gotta go

1013
00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:03,839
Speaker 1: crazy like you've ever heard of the guy?

1014
00:48:05,360 --> 00:48:08,160
Speaker 2: And also Johnny Manziel. The people that they go crazy

1015
00:48:08,200 --> 00:48:10,520
Speaker 2: for end up not panning out. Usually the ones you

1016
00:48:10,560 --> 00:48:14,120
Speaker 2: want are the ones that suck. If you really want

1017
00:48:14,120 --> 00:48:15,359
Speaker 2: to share, it's a defensive guy.

1018
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:19,399
Speaker 1: Hey, who is jet Zach Wilson? Well, yeah, we got

1019
00:48:19,400 --> 00:48:23,280
Speaker 1: the QBI of the future Jets Joey Dyes, Judge, judg.

1020
00:48:23,200 --> 00:48:26,439
Speaker 2: Jets are Are the Cowboys gonna draft a running back?

1021
00:48:27,239 --> 00:48:30,120
Speaker 2: Probably because there's a bet out now where you could

1022
00:48:30,200 --> 00:48:32,960
Speaker 2: pick Super Bowl what state wins it. I kind of

1023
00:48:33,040 --> 00:48:35,560
Speaker 2: like a Texas because you get the Cowboys and you

1024
00:48:35,600 --> 00:48:38,839
Speaker 2: get the Texans. Texans are loaded, so both those teams

1025
00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:42,520
Speaker 2: are gonna be in the playoffs right around Convention time.

1026
00:48:42,760 --> 00:48:44,520
Speaker 2: I got two teams in the playoffs. Did they win

1027
00:48:44,640 --> 00:48:49,440
Speaker 2: Convention weekend? Bro It's narrowed down from about twelve to six,

1028
00:48:49,600 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 2: and I got two of the teams. But they need

1029
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,520
Speaker 2: a running back because Pollard's is he with the Titans? Now?

1030
00:48:54,640 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that you want to.

1031
00:48:56,680 --> 00:49:02,279
Speaker 2: Go you, I think the Texans not gonna win it,

1032
00:49:02,719 --> 00:49:06,000
Speaker 2: but damn they gonna be good. Jet. They got Meko,

1033
00:49:06,400 --> 00:49:12,520
Speaker 2: they got Samuel Mixon, They have got Tank Dell, they

1034
00:49:12,560 --> 00:49:17,239
Speaker 2: got Digs and CJ. Stroud, your rookie of the year.

1035
00:49:17,320 --> 00:49:18,960
Speaker 2: If he didn't win it, I don't know who won.

1036
00:49:19,280 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 2: He won it, thank you. They're gonna be unbelievable. Oh man,

1037
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:25,759
Speaker 2: Cole Collins.

1038
00:49:26,080 --> 00:49:29,799
Speaker 1: You know how we always say these big splash offseason

1039
00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:33,120
Speaker 1: things that make the headlines. Guess what, they usually don't

1040
00:49:33,160 --> 00:49:38,280
Speaker 1: pan out. Aaron Rodgers to the Jets. Well, this person

1041
00:49:38,360 --> 00:49:40,080
Speaker 1: to this team, it's like, oh my god, how are

1042
00:49:40,080 --> 00:49:43,560
Speaker 1: they gonna be stopped? And they Russell Wilson to the Broncos. Dude,

1043
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:45,040
Speaker 1: they're gonna be unstoppable.

1044
00:49:46,360 --> 00:49:47,040
Speaker 2: Trash.

1045
00:49:47,600 --> 00:49:51,560
Speaker 1: It usually doesn't work out. Teams aren't usually lining up

1046
00:49:51,600 --> 00:49:54,680
Speaker 1: to get a get away from a star unless they're

1047
00:49:54,680 --> 00:49:58,280
Speaker 1: getting rid of that star for a reason. Stefan Diggs

1048
00:49:58,560 --> 00:50:01,239
Speaker 1: don't know if he's a real team guy. I feel

1049
00:50:01,280 --> 00:50:03,920
Speaker 1: like he's a me guy, so I'm not buy I

1050
00:50:03,920 --> 00:50:07,520
Speaker 1: think the Texans are gonna be good, but until you

1051
00:50:07,640 --> 00:50:11,400
Speaker 1: beat the Chiefs, don't come talk to me. The Chiefs

1052
00:50:11,400 --> 00:50:13,719
Speaker 1: and the Bengals are the front runners in the AFC.

1053
00:50:13,920 --> 00:50:17,880
Speaker 2: That's it. Well, Texans, guys, it's also you play a

1054
00:50:17,880 --> 00:50:20,319
Speaker 2: lot of teams in your division. They got easy games

1055
00:50:20,360 --> 00:50:22,560
Speaker 2: against the Titans. I've already turned in the Titans until

1056
00:50:22,560 --> 00:50:24,439
Speaker 2: they built a new stadium, I'm probably not a fan.

1057
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,200
Speaker 2: And then also they got the Colts a little bit

1058
00:50:27,239 --> 00:50:30,719
Speaker 2: with JR. Ar fifteen. But then they also have the

1059
00:50:30,840 --> 00:50:33,279
Speaker 2: Jacksonville Jaggs, who aren't who we thought they They aren't

1060
00:50:33,280 --> 00:50:33,640
Speaker 2: that good.

1061
00:50:33,680 --> 00:50:36,280
Speaker 1: So I mean, Trevor Learns may not be the second

1062
00:50:36,280 --> 00:50:40,000
Speaker 1: coming of Jesus, but yeah, draft tomorrow night, tune in

1063
00:50:40,400 --> 00:50:43,120
Speaker 1: NBA playoffs. I don't know what rant I was gonna

1064
00:50:43,120 --> 00:50:45,640
Speaker 1: go on. And then I started talking about the Astros

1065
00:50:45,680 --> 00:50:47,879
Speaker 1: sucking and how terrible they are. I don't know where

1066
00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:50,680
Speaker 1: we got lost, but whatever, Rey I.

1067
00:50:50,719 --> 00:50:53,400
Speaker 2: Was gonna talk about sports. No, I don't remember.

1068
00:50:53,400 --> 00:50:55,200
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday, guys. I'm gonna try to get a nap

1069
00:50:55,239 --> 00:50:56,040
Speaker 1: in man, I'm tired.

1070
00:50:56,520 --> 00:50:59,520
Speaker 2: Oh here you go, dude, what in memory? Johnny Manziel

1071
00:50:59,640 --> 00:51:02,839
Speaker 2: when he drafting we did twenty second picking the two

1072
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:12,840
Speaker 2: thousand and fourteen half Bell crap, the Cleveland brands, Like Johnny,

1073
00:51:16,440 --> 00:51:19,759
Speaker 2: that's so great, dude, it's so great. It is so good.

1074
00:51:19,760 --> 00:51:20,399
Speaker 2: I wish I could.

1075
00:51:20,480 --> 00:51:22,279
Speaker 1: I would love someone to just come up with a

1076
00:51:22,320 --> 00:51:25,719
Speaker 1: montage of everybody going crazy when they get a pick,

1077
00:51:25,880 --> 00:51:28,680
Speaker 1: or booing booing a pick that turns out to be

1078
00:51:28,719 --> 00:51:31,480
Speaker 1: a freaking stud, you know what I mean, like boo,

1079
00:51:31,960 --> 00:51:34,320
Speaker 1: because I know the Jets fans a few years back, Boots,

1080
00:51:34,320 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: somebody turned out real good. Maybe the Giants fans, I

1081
00:51:36,640 --> 00:51:38,400
Speaker 1: don't know. But then you cheer.

1082
00:51:38,200 --> 00:51:39,920
Speaker 2: When that, you go, oh yeah, we got him, and

1083
00:51:39,920 --> 00:51:43,840
Speaker 2: they are an absolute disaster. Love it. I mean Johnny

1084
00:51:43,880 --> 00:51:45,440
Speaker 2: Manzel put him on the short list of one of

1085
00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:48,120
Speaker 2: the biggest letdowns of a draft in the history of

1086
00:51:48,120 --> 00:51:50,840
Speaker 2: the NFL. And here's how what fans know about sports.

1087
00:51:51,000 --> 00:51:53,560
Speaker 1: We did twenty second picking the two thousand and fourteen

1088
00:51:53,600 --> 00:51:54,440
Speaker 1: half bell crap.

1089
00:51:55,320 --> 00:52:04,320
Speaker 2: The Cleveland Brands select Johnny. It's the most tip party.

1090
00:52:05,000 --> 00:52:08,160
Speaker 1: I really believe the less you've heard of somebody, probably

1091
00:52:08,160 --> 00:52:10,280
Speaker 1: the better of the draft pick. Like, if it's someone

1092
00:52:10,320 --> 00:52:12,839
Speaker 1: you've never heard of, probably the better the draft pick.

1093
00:52:13,000 --> 00:52:14,640
Speaker 2: Do we have Pollard as a running back?

1094
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,160
Speaker 1: Yes, I've told you that three times. You got Pollard?

1095
00:52:17,160 --> 00:52:17,919
Speaker 1: And what's his name?

1096
00:52:18,000 --> 00:52:22,799
Speaker 2: Nico? No, I know Taj Spears. Yeah? Do we need

1097
00:52:22,800 --> 00:52:25,080
Speaker 2: a third guy? Are we gonna draft another running back?

1098
00:52:25,400 --> 00:52:27,200
Speaker 1: I mean you probably need fifty running backs because they

1099
00:52:27,200 --> 00:52:27,799
Speaker 1: all get hurt.

1100
00:52:28,160 --> 00:52:30,040
Speaker 2: Maybe we're the team of the running backs, bro.

1101
00:52:31,520 --> 00:52:35,400
Speaker 1: Maybe you got wide receivers who Calvin Ridley? I forgot

1102
00:52:35,440 --> 00:52:39,560
Speaker 1: about Westbrook and Keene DeAndre Hopkins.

1103
00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,160
Speaker 2: D hop you might be on his way out. Yeah,

1104
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,759
Speaker 2: maybe you'll trade for a j. Brown. Oh we got

1105
00:52:44,760 --> 00:52:47,480
Speaker 2: Will Leavis here? Boy? Yeah, my buddy Luell? You got

1106
00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:51,839
Speaker 2: that clip? No, somebody you got my Julio clip? No,

1107
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:53,799
Speaker 2: he got he's out of the least. Where's he at? Man,

1108
00:52:53,840 --> 00:52:55,759
Speaker 2: Let's hear the clip real quick before we go. I

1109
00:52:55,800 --> 00:52:57,520
Speaker 2: took it when he got traded. I don't care. I

1110
00:52:57,600 --> 00:52:58,160
Speaker 2: want to hear it.

1111
00:52:58,560 --> 00:53:02,800
Speaker 1: Happy Wednesday, man, But yeah, I mean I don't know baseball.

1112
00:53:02,800 --> 00:53:04,120
Speaker 1: I've been watching a little bit of baseball.

1113
00:53:04,680 --> 00:53:06,120
Speaker 2: Uh, you gotta did you buy it?

1114
00:53:06,960 --> 00:53:09,040
Speaker 1: My cousin buys it and I use his package.

1115
00:53:09,840 --> 00:53:14,279
Speaker 2: Julio. Welcome the Titans up, baby, tighten up. Welcome to Nashville, baby.

1116
00:53:14,320 --> 00:53:17,200
Speaker 2: How you doing? Snapper? Sell me real quick? Hi? Col

1117
00:53:17,280 --> 00:53:20,200
Speaker 2: Church here, Simon Levi, But I hope you're doing well, Simon.

1118
00:53:20,200 --> 00:53:21,160
Speaker 2: Thanks for checking in. Man.

1119
00:53:21,239 --> 00:53:23,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, man, have a good Wednesday. I didn't

1120
00:53:23,320 --> 00:53:24,799
Speaker 1: expect to go that long. I don't think we talked

1121
00:53:24,840 --> 00:53:27,120
Speaker 1: about anything that I wanted except for the puke man.

1122
00:53:27,160 --> 00:53:27,600
Speaker 2: That was it.

1123
00:53:28,280 --> 00:53:32,680
Speaker 1: All right, Happy Wednesday. Are you guys going in?

1124
00:53:32,719 --> 00:53:36,360
Speaker 2: You can do your tutorial. You can do class in here. Yeah,

1125
00:53:36,480 --> 00:53:37,600
Speaker 2: don't worry about us.

1126
00:53:39,000 --> 00:53:41,719
Speaker 1: I just spelled leave us L E V I S.

1127
00:53:42,120 --> 00:53:46,640
Speaker 1: But you probably spelled it wrong anyway. I saw an

1128
00:53:46,640 --> 00:53:49,960
Speaker 1: old clip from the Colts GM at the time when

1129
00:53:49,960 --> 00:53:52,200
Speaker 1: they drafted someone I don't even know who, and they

1130
00:53:52,200 --> 00:53:54,080
Speaker 1: were like, oh, you know, mel Kuiper sit and he

1131
00:53:54,120 --> 00:53:57,080
Speaker 1: goes the hell does melk Kuiper know? Mel Kiper didn't

1132
00:53:57,120 --> 00:53:59,560
Speaker 1: play football, He's never been a scout. Mel Kuiper knows

1133
00:53:59,560 --> 00:54:02,440
Speaker 1: as much as my neighbor, and my neighbor's a postman.

1134
00:54:02,880 --> 00:54:04,480
Speaker 1: For him to sit on TV and tell me who

1135
00:54:04,560 --> 00:54:05,960
Speaker 1: I should draft, he doesn't know.

1136
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:06,840
Speaker 2: Damn crap.

1137
00:54:06,920 --> 00:54:09,520
Speaker 1: I mean it was hilarious, really funny clip, and then

1138
00:54:09,520 --> 00:54:11,000
Speaker 1: it gives me thinking, I'm like, we'd look at this

1139
00:54:11,040 --> 00:54:13,239
Speaker 1: guy like mel Kuiper, like he knows what he's talking about.

1140
00:54:13,280 --> 00:54:15,560
Speaker 2: You know how he started hell bro He used to

1141
00:54:15,600 --> 00:54:18,480
Speaker 2: research and fill out packets and send teams who they

1142
00:54:18,480 --> 00:54:22,640
Speaker 2: should draft. He knew the draft unlike anybody in the history.

1143
00:54:22,680 --> 00:54:26,120
Speaker 2: He was unemployed. He wasn't even paid for it. He

1144
00:54:26,200 --> 00:54:28,840
Speaker 2: was doing it pro bono, was doing draft reports and

1145
00:54:28,880 --> 00:54:31,240
Speaker 2: sending it to NFL teams who they should draft.

1146
00:54:31,840 --> 00:54:35,560
Speaker 1: I would like to know his percentage of good picks

1147
00:54:35,640 --> 00:54:36,919
Speaker 1: bad you know what I mean, Like.

1148
00:54:37,000 --> 00:54:40,319
Speaker 2: It's all math. That's also why I do futures betting.

1149
00:54:40,360 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 2: It's all math. It's not emotional.

1150
00:54:42,719 --> 00:54:45,040
Speaker 1: I understand that, but I'm saying, like, could he make

1151
00:54:45,080 --> 00:54:47,960
Speaker 1: it as an NFL GM. Does he have the but

1152
00:54:48,000 --> 00:54:49,840
Speaker 1: I doubt he does, or else someone hired him.

1153
00:54:50,160 --> 00:54:53,360
Speaker 2: Who's gonna win the hockey Championship? Math says the Rangers.

1154
00:54:53,800 --> 00:54:58,799
Speaker 2: Who's gonna win the NBA Championship? Mass nuggets? Because there's

1155
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 2: no value in the Celtics? Okay, who's gonna be the

1156
00:55:01,600 --> 00:55:06,040
Speaker 2: bantam weight leader on December twenty third? O'Malley, who's gonna

1157
00:55:06,040 --> 00:55:07,400
Speaker 2: win the French Open in June?

1158
00:55:07,960 --> 00:55:09,760
Speaker 1: I have no idea. I don't even who plays Tennesse?

1159
00:55:09,760 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 2: Aymore joker, You got to follow the math. I just

1160
00:55:12,320 --> 00:55:15,480
Speaker 2: told Danny this after he lost fifteen hundred. It's not emotional,

1161
00:55:15,520 --> 00:55:19,520
Speaker 2: it's math. Ye who's gonna win the girls? And look?

1162
00:55:19,560 --> 00:55:22,640
Speaker 2: I don't do that one? Oh? Okay, sexist? I made

1163
00:55:22,640 --> 00:55:27,680
Speaker 2: a spreadsheet though. Good? All right, how the Royals have

1164
00:55:27,719 --> 00:55:31,040
Speaker 2: won fourteen games? They're a big surprise here you go, man.

1165
00:55:31,080 --> 00:55:33,120
Speaker 2: All the Greens are the ones that we have covered

1166
00:55:33,160 --> 00:55:37,399
Speaker 2: for the math. Look at that any of the six

1167
00:55:37,440 --> 00:55:39,840
Speaker 2: of those greens hit we win one hundred and fifty thousand.

1168
00:55:40,840 --> 00:55:43,000
Speaker 1: Not no, not if any of those Green wins six

1169
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:43,359
Speaker 1: of them

1170
00:55:43,520 --> 00:55:45,480
Speaker 2: Oh, you ain't gonna hit it.