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Speaker 1: The Jewel Show is here. Get your butt at the

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Speaker 1: front door. We are super villains ready to overtake the world,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna do it in style. It's time for

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Speaker 1: the best ready go you've heard in a while. The

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Speaker 1: Jews Show. A huge celebrity had to plead guilty in

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Speaker 1: It's the Jewel Show, I kind of that's the truth.

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Speaker 1: I just wanted to bring this up because Sam Hunt,

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Speaker 1: a dui that he got from twenty nineteen. Any boy,

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Speaker 1: I just saw the headline. Why am I bringing it

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Speaker 1: up now? Just specifically so that I can play Sam

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Speaker 1: Hunt's music, because that's the guy that does the sink

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Speaker 1: I don't know he was. He pled guilty a couple

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Speaker 1: here we go. You don't know it was Sam hunt Is.

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Speaker 1: Alex likes him a lot because Olexi's country music. I

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Speaker 1: I'm like, it's hilarious because he does that with almost

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Speaker 1: He's like sorry, or on her. I was driving around

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Speaker 1: it does, it doesn't. He's a great artist. He's a

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Speaker 1: sing talker. And I thought it was funny because she

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Speaker 1: was listening to it. I pointed out, so here's another

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Speaker 1: song of his, just to prove that he's a sing talker.

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Speaker 1: I just, by the way, I just brought the story up,

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Speaker 1: we are in the New Country station. That's right. Had

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Speaker 1: songs that sounded exactly the same thing, though it's a

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Speaker 1: a d maybe telling stories. The inmates would be like,

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Speaker 1: him to move on with probably his cousin or his

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Speaker 1: songs my cousin and whatever. All right, anyway, remember if

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Speaker 1: You can follow the show at the Jewls Show. You

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Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's another Jewbil phone frame morning to Jenna.

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Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, just you. I was calling to speak

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Speaker 1: to Jenna. You know, I'm sure you know who this is. No,

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Speaker 1: it's me, Pete Happy hammoverse three? What what what are

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Speaker 1: I bet you haven't paid any attention. That's fine. I

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Speaker 1: of customers. My name's Peteekins. In about a year a

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Speaker 1: well exactly a year ago, I purchased a ham from you. Okay,

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Speaker 1: ring a bell, happy amiversary? Okay? What did you get me?

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Speaker 1: I didn't get do anything. I don't know, sir. I'm

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Speaker 1: and I just wanted to call and say thank you

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Speaker 1: so much and Happy Hamiiversary. Okay, thank you, Yeah, thanks.

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Speaker 1: was fun. Huh, Happy Amiversary. It's been a whole year.

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Speaker 1: Oh man, I remember that day so well, like, yeah,

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Speaker 1: so it's been a good year. I didn't know it

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Speaker 1: I said the name like I you know, we're good.

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Speaker 1: I'm not talking about you know you finally finally wishing

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Speaker 1: to say it about fifteen times. You didn't even remember

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Speaker 1: me coming in and buying a ham from you, and

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Speaker 1: you didn't even know it was our hammiversary, which is fine,

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Speaker 1: because most people don't think about hammiversaries. I'm a big

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Speaker 1: the fact that you didn't wish me a happy Hammiversary

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Speaker 1: right out of the gate. It's what you said after

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Speaker 1: that that it was just a smack in the face.

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Speaker 1: And I had no idea that you were so evil. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not really quite sure how to help you. You

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Speaker 1: how am I able supposed to remember? I give this

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Speaker 1: What you don't have to keep rubbing salt in the wood.

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Speaker 1: I don't understand what's going on. Damn ham Averse, Thary,

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Speaker 1: and you're rubbing it in my face that other people

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Speaker 1: only one, you know what. I'm sorry, this is weird.

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Speaker 1: calling me for a freaking ham averse and this is

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Speaker 1: not what my job is about. Okay, I'm just gonna

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Speaker 1: in a little bit. Oh yoh, you want to come here? Okay,

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Speaker 1: will be calling the police. I wish I would have

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Speaker 1: really you think he would? I do, because he's the

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Speaker 1: this is actually Jewel from the Jewel Show doing a

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Speaker 1: phone prank on you. What what? Yeah, it's a joke.

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Speaker 1: that you get a lot of weird phone calls from

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Speaker 1: angry old people about their meats. So are you kidding me? No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. It's our hammiversary. What the hell? Oh my god?

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Speaker 1: I should have known. Oh my, I should have known

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Speaker 1: happy ammiversary before No, that is absolutely wake up every

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Speaker 1: morning with Jubil phone pranks, the Jubil Show on demand

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Speaker 1: first day follow up. I've entertainment is so awkward right now? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: dude to COVID and the social distancing people keep asking

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Speaker 1: me if when I'm gonna go back to doing stand up,

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Speaker 1: waiting because it seems weird to have twelve people scattered

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Speaker 1: What the Girls Show? Well, I don't know, maybe that's

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Speaker 1: Hey Scott, what's up man? How are you? Hey? Great?

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Speaker 1: How are you guys today? Not too bad? I read

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Speaker 1: your email and before we get into your actual date.

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Speaker 1: Tell us a little bit about the girl that you

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Speaker 1: want to call to day. What's her name? Christine? Christine? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: she's great, Scott. Isn't that rude? I asked you the question,

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Speaker 1: I'm here and I cannot believe you believe me? What

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Speaker 1: Oh whoa good are you? Okay? I'm just shocked. Oh okay, okay,

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Speaker 1: the Jubils Show on demand, Jubils Dirty Little Secret. I

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Speaker 1: know that the person on the phone to tell us

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret today has some big dirties. Why

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Speaker 1: why because you can always text in four one us

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Speaker 1: one tell us a dirty little secret, big dirty secret,

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Speaker 1: medium size, filthy secret, whatever size secret it is, as

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Speaker 1: long as it's kind of dirty, well all right, sometimes

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Speaker 1: not dirty. Just tell us one of your secrets because

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Speaker 1: it is one of the few places where size doesn't

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Speaker 1: match up. Size doesn't matter. I like big, dirty though, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I know, well we know that. I mean like not

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Speaker 1: like that. I don't like dirties like that. I like

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Speaker 1: big business dirties. Okay, Well, I know the person on

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Speaker 1: the phone has a big, dirty little secret today, just

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Speaker 1: based on their name remember, if you want to tell

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Speaker 1: a dirty little secret text in four one of six

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Speaker 1: one will always keep you anonymous. That's why everybody gets

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Speaker 1: an anonymous nickname. And on the phone right now is

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Speaker 1: Clyde from Bonnie and Clyde. Fang Oh, Clyde from the

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Speaker 1: bank robbing duo back in the I don't know eighteen

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Speaker 1: hundreds Bonnie and Clyde. Clyde is on the phone. What's up, Clyde? Um? Hi?

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Speaker 1: I Clyde more like Bonnie. But okay, well, Clyde from

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Speaker 1: Bonnie and Clyde, what's your dirty little secret? Okay, so

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Speaker 1: my secret is, well, this is the next necessarily secret.

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Speaker 1: But I'm a little bit of a fitness person guy,

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Speaker 1: very healthy. I go to the gym and my husband

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Speaker 1: is not. You sound a little bit bitter about the situation. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm not. I'm not. Actually, that's that's the funny part,

449
00:23:11,920 --> 00:23:15,160
Speaker 1: is like I've never had a problem with it. But

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Speaker 1: you're super in shape and he's not, and you're okay

451
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Speaker 1: with that? Yeah? I like the dad bot. Oh okay, yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's kind of my things. Usually people who are super

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Speaker 1: usually people who are super into fitness, they also want

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Speaker 1: their partner to be super into fitness, especially like a

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Speaker 1: female as well. Exactly like you could be at the gym,

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Speaker 1: like he could be doing a pull up with you

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Speaker 1: like in between his legs, push up with you on

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Speaker 1: his back, and you can post amazing Instagram pictures. Totally

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Speaker 1: not like that. It's the opposite with us, Like I

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Speaker 1: don't have a problem with it, Like I stay in

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Speaker 1: safest for myself, and I don't know push him to

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Speaker 1: okay anyway, but how he is? Okay, okay, how much

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Speaker 1: of a dad bot are you talking about? It's not here.

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Speaker 1: I mean, it's not like gross and disgusting. I mean good, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: Janning Tatum before he got back in shape, right, So

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Speaker 1: I mean I don't hate his new bods is what

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Speaker 1: it is. I don't mind it at all. Actually, Okay,

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Speaker 1: so what's your secret? Then? Obviously it's about your husband. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so okay, about a year ago, kind of out of

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Speaker 1: the blue, he decided that he wanted to be a

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Speaker 1: fitness person too, and yeah, and not even me encouraging

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Speaker 1: him or anything. And he's like, baby, you know, like

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Speaker 1: you're so good at this, and like I want you

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Speaker 1: to help me, like I want to work out together

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Speaker 1: and I want you to make me all these meal

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Speaker 1: plans and you know, make me your smoothies, me your

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Speaker 1: shakes in the morning. I'm gonna I'm gonna jump to

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Speaker 1: a conclusion here, but you probably weren't very happy way

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Speaker 1: because you say that you love the dad bought exactly. So,

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Speaker 1: so what I have been doing, which is what my

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Speaker 1: dirty little secret is, I've been making his meals and

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Speaker 1: his smoothies and his shakes with things that aren't necessarily

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Speaker 1: healthy or losing weight, working out, trying to lose weight.

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Speaker 1: And he asked you to help him in your wet

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Speaker 1: throwing sticks a butter in a protein shake or something. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: kind of making like his meals with extra butter. I've

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Speaker 1: always wondered, like, how many people do that to their

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Speaker 1: significant other? Like, and is he not seeing results or

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Speaker 1: just not as quickly as he hopes? No, that that's

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Speaker 1: the words part. He's still losing weight, which is so

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Speaker 1: annoying to me, that part about being a guy. I

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Speaker 1: feel really bad, But like I don't I like how

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Speaker 1: he was. I like, you know, he's my old teddy bear.

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Speaker 1: I like puddling. You know, I don't want like that's fine,

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Speaker 1: big muscle guy right there? Is that weaight thing in

496
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Speaker 1: relationships too, where if you get together with someone and

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Speaker 1: they look different to you know, how you started to

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Speaker 1: date them, It's like you're dating a different person. Eventually

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Speaker 1: it's like that's not the person I feel in love with. Cheating,

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Speaker 1: which is cheating. It's like it's a more healthier version

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Speaker 1: of themselves. Though. Is he frustrated with his results? Um,

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Speaker 1: he's a little bit frustrated, I would say, but you're like,

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Speaker 1: you know, they say you can have seven cheat days

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Speaker 1: in a row, Like you totally eat the cheeseburger, rade,

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Speaker 1: I promise vegan. It's healthy, like this tastes like beef,

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Speaker 1: but also like it's been drenched in lard. Yeah, totally.

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Speaker 1: What's your dirty little Secret? The Jewel Show on Demand.

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Speaker 1: Welcome to the i n N, The Idiot News Network

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Speaker 1: where idiots aren't just in the news for Thursday, September

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Speaker 1: second time one. I'm Jewel Fresh and I'm looking thank

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Speaker 1: you a bit. It is a bit scratchy. Should I

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Speaker 1: start over? Yeah, I'm gonna throw scratchy anyway. I'm Jewel

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Speaker 1: Fresh and Seymore Butts. I'm looking for Seymore butts. Okay,

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Speaker 1: explained why I said that in just a second. But first,

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Speaker 1: let's meet over. Let's meet the idiots. I'm Alex Fresh

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Speaker 1: and someone needs to do a welfare check on Quartney Kardashian.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay? Is that shick? Okay? And I'm English Evan

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Speaker 1: And if you're struggling to find love, I might have

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Speaker 1: found you the perfect, albeit illegal solution. All right, more

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Speaker 1: on those stories in just a second. Before you first

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Speaker 1: started the day in the I nd the Idio news Network,

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Speaker 1: whereas the airport. The news A Virginia's school meeting is

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Speaker 1: going viral on the internets after somebody sent in a

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Speaker 1: bunch of fake names of people who wanted to ask questions.

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Speaker 1: I bring the story up only because there's audio of

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Speaker 1: it and I wanted to play that. So here's the

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Speaker 1: audio that's going viral of a school board member trying

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Speaker 1: to get answers from these names that have been submitted.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thomas, Would you appreciate you? Phil McCracken,

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Speaker 1: Phil McCracken, I lean Dover, I lean Don Kittick, Don Kittick,

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Speaker 1: Wayne Kerr, Wayne KERB. That's only eighteen seconds clip, but

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Speaker 1: it went on for way longer, and the names got

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Speaker 1: worse and worse and worse. So I haven't seen it.

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Speaker 1: Go check it out. I've always wanted to do that

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Speaker 1: to like a news station or something like, send in

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Speaker 1: those names with the story of bah, like Theresa Green

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Speaker 1: or Will Barrows. Such a prankster. Thank you. I love

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Speaker 1: to live on the edge. All right, Well that was

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Speaker 1: my story. This is the I n N, the Idian

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Speaker 1: News Network where idiots are in the news. They report

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Speaker 1: the news and for the next story the day, let's

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Speaker 1: send it on over day Alex Freesh, who's currently searching

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Speaker 1: the world for Chloe Kardashian. No, Courtney Kardashian. I'm in Italy,

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Speaker 1: thank you, looking for Courtney Kardashian, beautifully founder. So okay,

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Speaker 1: you know how she's with Travis Barker. She's loved up

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00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:26,399
Speaker 1: and they are posting a lots of PDA pictures, right,

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Speaker 1: But her excot Dizzik had something to say about it,

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00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:31,520
Speaker 1: and it was really weird because he didn't say it publicly.

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00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:37,040
Speaker 1: He slid into one of Courtney's ex boyfriend's dams. That's weird, okay,

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Speaker 1: you and it Benjima, real quick? Can I just want

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Speaker 1: to get it straight because my head gets really confused

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00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,280
Speaker 1: with it. With the Kardashian stuff sometimes because so Courtney Kardashian,

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Speaker 1: she's now dating Travis Barker correct the blink win eighty

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Speaker 1: two guys right, And Scott Disick is her baby daddy.

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00:28:51,160 --> 00:28:53,360
Speaker 1: They were together for a long time, married or never married,

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Speaker 1: never married, they haven't broken off for a while. And

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Speaker 1: he Scott Disick messaged another one of Courtney Kardashian's exes,

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Speaker 1: yes okay from like a long time ago. Weird And

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00:29:02,920 --> 00:29:06,720
Speaker 1: this this actually gets even more weird because said to him,

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Speaker 1: he said, yo is this chick okay? With like five

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Speaker 1: question marks? Bro, Like what is this in the middle

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Speaker 1: of Italy? And then then sends a picture of her

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Speaker 1: and Travis Corney and Travis on a boat and like

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Speaker 1: Corny is pretty much on top of him, just like

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Speaker 1: kissing him, right, okay, like a normal picture that she

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Speaker 1: posts now of her and him could have on a boat.

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Speaker 1: And then Corny's X not Scott, the other one who

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Speaker 1: has nothing to do with him at holl says doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter to me as long as she's happy. Ps I

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Speaker 1: ain't your bro, Get out of my God just looking

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Speaker 1: for someone to talk to me. He's literally looking for

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Speaker 1: a friend because obviously he probably hurts him. Like he's like,

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Speaker 1: you know, Corney hasn't had a boyfriend, like this is

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Speaker 1: her first boyfriend really besides like serious boyfriend that she's

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Speaker 1: like clearly happy with. In Scott, I mean he's had

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Speaker 1: like twenty seven girlfriends since they're all in high school. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: like literally leave her alone. He's trying so hard to

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Speaker 1: find someone to like gang up against their with, Like

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Speaker 1: he's like, all right, I know one of Rex's like

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Speaker 1: he'll like he'll talk trashwall me and that guy's like, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm good. So well, well for a check anyone on Corney?

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Speaker 1: I think it well for chick okay, we need to

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Speaker 1: hit her up. I don't think welfare che should be

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Speaker 1: on Corney. Is it is she okay to be like

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Speaker 1: this happy? Is this? Is this chick okay? I think

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Speaker 1: the welfare check needs to be on Scott Disney like

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Speaker 1: he's obviously touched by this, sending back to here, thank

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Speaker 1: you very much. This is the i N the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. For

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Speaker 1: the next story of the day, let's sit it on

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Speaker 1: over to English Avan. He's currently reading his DMS for

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Speaker 1: Scott disc that's where he's messaging. Yeah, he won't stop. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm actually at sea though, where UK officials are cautioning

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Speaker 1: swimmers to steer clear of a horny dolphin named Nick.

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Speaker 1: Apparently he's been trying to get busy with local swimmers

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Speaker 1: in Cornwall and he's actually causing a few injuries because

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Speaker 1: of his horn happen Yeah, yeah, especially well, and I

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Speaker 1: read into the common thing. Yeah, baby dolphins, they get

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Speaker 1: very horny. I've heard it down a problem with a

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Speaker 1: dolphin a while back was doing the same thing, like

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Speaker 1: at a tourist place. Like people were getting in the

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Speaker 1: water and then they're getting attacked. They thought they were

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Speaker 1: getting attacked by the dolphin, but he was just around

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Speaker 1: to love them. If anything, he's doing the opposite. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: out there video or didn't happen. I don't want to

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Speaker 1: find this. Don't look it up on the work computer.

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Speaker 1: We're get in trouble. Yeah, that's the doc. Quib hr

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Speaker 1: will call us right away. You about to lose a job, lady,

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Speaker 1: And that means the iron n is done. Don't worry

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Speaker 1: about we'll do it again the same time tomorrow. Now

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Speaker 1: we're up to the beach to find that doll thing job.

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Speaker 1: Are you about to lose you? John, You're about to

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Speaker 1: lose you? And that was the iron N, the idiot

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Speaker 1: news network where idiots aren't just in the news. They

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Speaker 1: reported to tune in tomorrow same time for another hard

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Speaker 1: hitting report from the I n N News. Remember, you

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Speaker 1: can follow the show on social media at the Jewel Show,

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Speaker 1: all of us individually. I'm at Jewel Fresh, I'm at

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Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, the Jubil Show on demand. It's

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Speaker 1: another Jubil phone frame morning. Hello. Hi, my name is

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Speaker 1: Pete Eakins. I'm calling from bank and I have a

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Speaker 1: I have this number as a phone number. Well, yes,

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Speaker 1: former phone number for a Zach. I was looking for

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Speaker 1: anybody who could tell me something about him. Yeah, this

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Speaker 1: is that. No, it's not. Uh what did you mean?

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Speaker 1: This is Zach phone? Yes, this is Jack and this

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Speaker 1: is Zack. How can I help here? Okay, I think

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Speaker 1: there's a misunderstanding. I was obviously, I am sure the

629
00:32:38,880 --> 00:32:43,560
Speaker 1: situation is tough for everybody, but I was just trying

630
00:32:43,560 --> 00:32:45,840
Speaker 1: to reach someone who could tell me a little information

631
00:32:45,840 --> 00:32:49,080
Speaker 1: about Zach, just so I can get everything closed out,

632
00:32:49,120 --> 00:32:50,520
Speaker 1: because I know it's you know, I don't want this

633
00:32:50,560 --> 00:32:55,280
Speaker 1: to be a lingering problem for Are you a family member,

634
00:32:55,280 --> 00:33:00,480
Speaker 1: brother or sister, cousin, uncle, mom, dad, butler, I'm me,

635
00:33:01,560 --> 00:33:06,920
Speaker 1: you're you're you're asking for Zach, right, yes, I'm so sorry. No, No,

636
00:33:07,200 --> 00:33:11,320
Speaker 1: don't be sorry. I mean because you you have maybe

637
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:16,560
Speaker 1: I'm here. Um, it sounds to me like you're saying

638
00:33:16,640 --> 00:33:22,960
Speaker 1: you are Zach. Yes, that's correct. You're calling from right, Yeah,

639
00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,240
Speaker 1: I'm calling from the bank that he asked to have

640
00:33:26,240 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: a student loan from. Yeah. Yes, so that's why I

641
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:32,920
Speaker 1: was calling. I'm trying to get that all closed out,

642
00:33:33,000 --> 00:33:37,800
Speaker 1: so um yeah, yeah, yeah, I went in there and okay,

643
00:33:37,960 --> 00:33:40,920
Speaker 1: so that's the paper and work I'm looking to, Okay,

644
00:33:41,360 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: to school. Zach is dead, what I know. Yeah, you

645
00:33:47,760 --> 00:33:49,560
Speaker 1: can admit it. You can admit it. I don't know

646
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:50,960
Speaker 1: who this is and why you're trying to pretend to

647
00:33:50,960 --> 00:33:53,920
Speaker 1: be Zach. But he's not with us anymore, and I

648
00:33:53,960 --> 00:33:56,200
Speaker 1: just want to close out his loan applications so that

649
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,560
Speaker 1: you don't have to deal with it later on. And

650
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:59,680
Speaker 1: I'm sorry to be cold like that, but you need

651
00:33:59,720 --> 00:34:02,400
Speaker 1: to hear it. He's not here anymore and pretending to

652
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:05,320
Speaker 1: be him is not going to help, all right, look.

653
00:34:05,360 --> 00:34:08,240
Speaker 1: First of all, don't close up that application. I filled

654
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:10,480
Speaker 1: it out recently. I'm looking to go back to school.

655
00:34:10,800 --> 00:34:12,680
Speaker 1: Second of all, I don't know what that well you're

656
00:34:12,719 --> 00:34:16,879
Speaker 1: talking about. I mean, I'm not dead. I'm right here, Zach.

657
00:34:17,120 --> 00:34:20,520
Speaker 1: I know for sure that you're dead because on your

658
00:34:20,560 --> 00:34:23,239
Speaker 1: credit report it says that, and I don't know any

659
00:34:23,239 --> 00:34:25,480
Speaker 1: way to change that without you actually being dead. So

660
00:34:25,560 --> 00:34:31,160
Speaker 1: sorry to inform you, Zach, you are no longer alive. No,

661
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:34,280
Speaker 1: I'm not dead. I'm right here. I'm right here talking

662
00:34:34,320 --> 00:34:38,719
Speaker 1: to you. I'm Zack. Something is oh. No, I know

663
00:34:38,760 --> 00:34:41,759
Speaker 1: what's happening, Zach, Zach. This is Zach. I know this

664
00:34:41,840 --> 00:34:47,759
Speaker 1: is Zach. Yeah, yes, Zach. I wow, this hasn't happened

665
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:52,040
Speaker 1: in a long time. I wow, I have I know.

666
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,880
Speaker 1: I have a gift. What do you need to tell

667
00:34:55,480 --> 00:34:58,680
Speaker 1: the living? Is there a message? You have? Unfinished business?

668
00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:02,280
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? I know that you're upset,

669
00:35:02,280 --> 00:35:03,520
Speaker 1: and I can tell I would be upset too. I

670
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,799
Speaker 1: didn't realize this. Every once in a while, I have

671
00:35:05,840 --> 00:35:08,239
Speaker 1: this gift where I can talk to ghosts and people

672
00:35:08,239 --> 00:35:10,160
Speaker 1: that have moved on. And I know that I dialed

673
00:35:10,200 --> 00:35:12,480
Speaker 1: your phone number today because you have something that you

674
00:35:12,480 --> 00:35:14,360
Speaker 1: want me to tell someone. What is it. I'm listening.

675
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,640
Speaker 1: I'm listening. I'm not dead. You're not talking to spirits.

676
00:35:17,719 --> 00:35:21,399
Speaker 1: You're just a idiot. Now give me your manager. I

677
00:35:21,480 --> 00:35:23,279
Speaker 1: really can't do that because I don't actually work for

678
00:35:23,320 --> 00:35:25,319
Speaker 1: the bank. This is actually a prank phone call, so

679
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:28,880
Speaker 1: I know I can't. My man jo Act will be

680
00:35:28,880 --> 00:35:31,480
Speaker 1: happy with this. Oh, this is actually Jewel from The

681
00:35:31,520 --> 00:35:33,640
Speaker 1: Jewil Show doing a phone prank on you and your

682
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:42,879
Speaker 1: mom set you up. Oh my god, Hey, good news,

683
00:35:43,080 --> 00:35:45,440
Speaker 1: bad news. I was able to prank you. Good news,

684
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 1: You're You're not dead, and so I'm not dead. Okay,

685
00:35:51,680 --> 00:35:55,320
Speaker 1: wake up every morning with Jubil phone pranks the Jewil

686
00:35:55,360 --> 00:36:00,880
Speaker 1: Show on demand. It's time. Floor of the is only

687
00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,359
Speaker 1: on The Cheable Show. I can't believe that people who

688
00:36:03,480 --> 00:36:07,480
Speaker 1: cheat do the whole. Hey, I gotta work along. Boss

689
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:09,640
Speaker 1: wants me to work a long day today. It's a

690
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,879
Speaker 1: really bad It is a bad excuse. It's the most

691
00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:14,920
Speaker 1: used excuse in the book, I think. And Leah is

692
00:36:14,960 --> 00:36:16,399
Speaker 1: on the phone for a war the Roses to catch

693
00:36:16,400 --> 00:36:19,280
Speaker 1: a cheater today, and she thinks that her husband Ian

694
00:36:19,520 --> 00:36:22,640
Speaker 1: might be cheating on her. All because boss wants me

695
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:25,600
Speaker 1: to stay longer at work one of those situations. Hey, Leah,

696
00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 1: how are you well when you put it like that? Yeah,

697
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,200
Speaker 1: it's not great. Yes, sorry, it is kind of an

698
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:36,399
Speaker 1: old excuse, and that's why you think your husband's cheating

699
00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:40,440
Speaker 1: on you. Yeah, I mean he's been giving you that excuse,

700
00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:43,560
Speaker 1: and I feel like I've caught him in a lie.

701
00:36:43,719 --> 00:36:46,719
Speaker 1: But like he lied when I started up. So I

702
00:36:47,000 --> 00:36:49,520
Speaker 1: just I need your help. What do you mean you

703
00:36:49,520 --> 00:36:52,760
Speaker 1: think you called him in a lie? He just started

704
00:36:52,760 --> 00:36:57,160
Speaker 1: going back into the office. No, he's just been coming

705
00:36:57,160 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 1: home late lately. Like how late? Like two or three am?

706
00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:06,600
Speaker 1: Three am? That's the next morning. What time does he

707
00:37:06,640 --> 00:37:12,600
Speaker 1: normally get home normally? I would say like ten, okay,

708
00:37:12,600 --> 00:37:16,680
Speaker 1: so he works late, but two three, Like, what is

709
00:37:16,680 --> 00:37:20,680
Speaker 1: he saying that he's doing. Yeah, he says he's getting

710
00:37:20,760 --> 00:37:24,720
Speaker 1: drinks with with clients or co worker for three o'clock

711
00:37:24,719 --> 00:37:26,839
Speaker 1: in the morning. Clock in the morning. No way after

712
00:37:26,880 --> 00:37:28,759
Speaker 1: a long day of none's open three in the morning,

713
00:37:28,800 --> 00:37:31,799
Speaker 1: but legs and lip? Sorry about how many times has

714
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:37,720
Speaker 1: he done this? M A handful? Maybe five times? Oh

715
00:37:37,719 --> 00:37:40,840
Speaker 1: oh wow? All right, So I mean I'm assuming you

716
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:43,879
Speaker 1: asked him about that. I mean, your spouse comes home

717
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:47,759
Speaker 1: at three in the morning, and you, you know, repeatedly especially,

718
00:37:47,800 --> 00:37:49,560
Speaker 1: and they're saying that they were at work when they're

719
00:37:49,600 --> 00:37:52,759
Speaker 1: normally home at ten. I think it's okay to question them.

720
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,719
Speaker 1: Did you ask him about it? Oh? Yeah, I did.

721
00:37:56,120 --> 00:38:00,880
Speaker 1: And what was his excuse? Um? He said, everyone's just

722
00:38:00,960 --> 00:38:03,279
Speaker 1: really happy to see each other again. So they've been

723
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:05,719
Speaker 1: going out and getting drinks and he didn't realize how

724
00:38:05,800 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: much time to pass and blah blah blah. Wow, Well,

725
00:38:09,520 --> 00:38:11,319
Speaker 1: let me tell you what I'm thinking. Three am, he's

726
00:38:11,360 --> 00:38:14,160
Speaker 1: at the strip club. I mean, that's one of the options. Yeah,

727
00:38:14,280 --> 00:38:16,399
Speaker 1: there's a lot of options, but I don't think having

728
00:38:16,480 --> 00:38:19,080
Speaker 1: drinks with coworkers at three in the morning or two

729
00:38:19,120 --> 00:38:23,000
Speaker 1: in the morning on a work week that right there.

730
00:38:23,000 --> 00:38:25,640
Speaker 1: I mean, that's definitely suspect. Is there anything else that

731
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,359
Speaker 1: makes you think that he's cheating? Well, I did find

732
00:38:29,400 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: a recepipt that I thought was kind of suspicious. Was

733
00:38:33,800 --> 00:38:38,920
Speaker 1: it from the cheating store? I was doing our laundriies

734
00:38:39,200 --> 00:38:41,759
Speaker 1: and I was like emptying pockets and I found a

735
00:38:41,800 --> 00:38:45,759
Speaker 1: receipt crumpled up in his pocket and it was it

736
00:38:45,800 --> 00:38:47,759
Speaker 1: looked like it was dinner for two. It was like

737
00:38:47,760 --> 00:38:52,920
Speaker 1: two meals and two drinks at like a nice restaurant. Okay,

738
00:38:52,960 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: a nice restaurant, but dinner for two. And he said

739
00:38:55,280 --> 00:38:59,760
Speaker 1: he was out with people more than one person. Okay,

740
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:01,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what else it could be if he's

741
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:03,400
Speaker 1: doing that and he still freezes. He says he's out

742
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:04,840
Speaker 1: with a bunch of people. Then you find a receipt

743
00:39:04,840 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: that looks like two people at a nice restaurant and

744
00:39:06,680 --> 00:39:08,919
Speaker 1: he's coming home at three in the morning, obviously hiding something.

745
00:39:08,960 --> 00:39:11,160
Speaker 1: I don't think we need any more questions. We'll just

746
00:39:12,560 --> 00:39:14,560
Speaker 1: call him. I mean, have you thought of a way

747
00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:17,839
Speaker 1: that we could call him that isn't gonna seem weird. Well,

748
00:39:18,120 --> 00:39:21,759
Speaker 1: he did get a new credit card this month. We

749
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:23,359
Speaker 1: can call from the credit card and people'll call you.

750
00:39:23,440 --> 00:39:26,120
Speaker 1: I say thanks, and then say thanks for signing up,

751
00:39:26,719 --> 00:39:29,719
Speaker 1: and give him some free flowers. That'll probably work. What's

752
00:39:29,719 --> 00:39:33,279
Speaker 1: the credit card? What kind of credit card? All right,

753
00:39:33,320 --> 00:39:34,960
Speaker 1: that's a call from there. Then all right, we'll play

754
00:39:34,960 --> 00:39:36,239
Speaker 1: a song come back, and they call him an offer

755
00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 1: from flowers and see if he gives us your name

756
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:41,719
Speaker 1: or someone else. Is all right? All right, we'll do

757
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,719
Speaker 1: right for this. It's a jewel show. Well of war

758
00:39:43,760 --> 00:39:45,520
Speaker 1: the roads is to catch teeter if you're just joining us.

759
00:39:45,640 --> 00:39:47,520
Speaker 1: Leah is on the phone and she wants us to

760
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,960
Speaker 1: call her husband and see if he's cheating because he

761
00:39:51,040 --> 00:39:54,280
Speaker 1: started going back into the office and recently he started

762
00:39:54,320 --> 00:39:57,280
Speaker 1: working late. And when we say late, we mean early.

763
00:39:57,800 --> 00:40:00,520
Speaker 1: For whatever reason, he normally gets home a like from

764
00:40:00,520 --> 00:40:02,440
Speaker 1: his job. He's been getting home at two three in

765
00:40:02,480 --> 00:40:04,680
Speaker 1: the morning. Leah asked him about it, and he says,

766
00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:07,880
Speaker 1: he's just hanging out with co workers. Yeah right, yeah right,

767
00:40:08,320 --> 00:40:10,400
Speaker 1: And then she says she found a receipt on one

768
00:40:10,400 --> 00:40:11,799
Speaker 1: of the nights that he said he was hanging out

769
00:40:11,800 --> 00:40:14,640
Speaker 1: with co workers and it was it looked like for

770
00:40:14,680 --> 00:40:17,239
Speaker 1: dinner for two, So that all seems weird as well.

771
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:19,160
Speaker 1: And we're gonna pretend to call him from his credit

772
00:40:19,200 --> 00:40:20,759
Speaker 1: card company. He got a new credit card, so we'll

773
00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:23,040
Speaker 1: say thanks for signing up from some flowers that he

774
00:40:23,040 --> 00:40:25,600
Speaker 1: can send to someone special in his life and see

775
00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:28,040
Speaker 1: if he puts his wife's name on it or somebody

776
00:40:28,040 --> 00:40:30,000
Speaker 1: else's all right, Leah, anything else to add before we

777
00:40:30,040 --> 00:40:51,920
Speaker 1: call him? Now, let's do it all right, here we go. Hello, Hey,

778
00:40:52,080 --> 00:40:58,759
Speaker 1: this is shortle calling from looking for Ian. Hey, Ian,

779
00:40:58,960 --> 00:41:04,160
Speaker 1: how are you. I'm fantastic. How are you? I'm not

780
00:41:04,280 --> 00:41:08,080
Speaker 1: too bad. I am in charge of the Welcome Committee.

781
00:41:08,360 --> 00:41:10,400
Speaker 1: What that means is I call new customers and I

782
00:41:10,440 --> 00:41:12,120
Speaker 1: say thank you very much for signing up. And to

783
00:41:12,160 --> 00:41:14,960
Speaker 1: say thank you, we would like to offer you a

784
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 1: dozen roses that you can send to someone special in

785
00:41:17,920 --> 00:41:23,000
Speaker 1: your life. Oh oh for free. Yeah yeah, and trust me,

786
00:41:23,040 --> 00:41:25,040
Speaker 1: it won't say anything it wanted the credit card company's

787
00:41:25,080 --> 00:41:27,000
Speaker 1: name on. It won't come from us. It's really just

788
00:41:27,040 --> 00:41:29,759
Speaker 1: a way to say thank you a dozen roses to

789
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:38,560
Speaker 1: anybody you want. Okay. Oh is that a yes? Okay, yes, yes, yes,

790
00:41:38,600 --> 00:41:41,839
Speaker 1: all right, well great, okay, cool. Well all I'm gonna

791
00:41:41,920 --> 00:41:44,560
Speaker 1: need from you is name what you want to put

792
00:41:44,600 --> 00:41:46,960
Speaker 1: on a card and the address, and we'll be good

793
00:41:46,960 --> 00:41:52,400
Speaker 1: to go. Okay, okay, So the problems has no charge?

794
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:56,800
Speaker 1: Oh yeah no, its completely free. Just say thanks. Okay.

795
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:02,960
Speaker 1: I want to send them to Jackie. Okay, and is

796
00:42:02,960 --> 00:42:06,040
Speaker 1: there anything you want to put on a card. Well,

797
00:42:06,040 --> 00:42:09,239
Speaker 1: I want the card to say, um, I had a

798
00:42:09,239 --> 00:42:15,319
Speaker 1: lot of fun last night. Oh oh wow, and I

799
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:19,640
Speaker 1: can't wait to see you this weekend. Oh this weekend?

800
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:25,839
Speaker 1: Even that's fun? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you know what's not fun?

801
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:27,520
Speaker 1: Is that your wife Lee is on the phone and

802
00:42:27,560 --> 00:42:37,360
Speaker 1: just heard that. Who's the good Jackie? Um? Yeah, and

803
00:42:37,400 --> 00:42:39,200
Speaker 1: how are you? This is the Jewel Show. My name

804
00:42:39,239 --> 00:42:41,719
Speaker 1: is Jewel, and my name is Alex and my name

805
00:42:41,760 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 1: is English. What do you mean? What do you mean

806
00:42:44,920 --> 00:42:56,239
Speaker 1: you had fun? Uh? Answer me? Answer me an uh? Uh?

807
00:42:57,719 --> 00:43:00,200
Speaker 1: What do you mean you're seeing her this weekend? Who

808
00:43:00,320 --> 00:43:04,880
Speaker 1: is Jackie? She's she's just a friend at work. She

809
00:43:04,920 --> 00:43:06,560
Speaker 1: hangs out with a bunch of the guys. You didn't

810
00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:11,759
Speaker 1: say friends said if someone you've been seeing can't wait

811
00:43:11,840 --> 00:43:15,080
Speaker 1: to see you? Yeah again, i'd fun see you this weekend?

812
00:43:15,160 --> 00:43:18,080
Speaker 1: Or whatever you say? Whatever the heck you said? What

813
00:43:18,600 --> 00:43:20,279
Speaker 1: I mean? We all go out at to work. You know.

814
00:43:22,520 --> 00:43:24,560
Speaker 1: I often send my co workers flowers and say, can't

815
00:43:24,560 --> 00:43:28,960
Speaker 1: wait to see him this weekend. Do you work weekends? Uh?

816
00:43:29,120 --> 00:43:32,640
Speaker 1: Sometimes it's the occasion culture. Yeah, yeah I do this weekend.

817
00:43:32,840 --> 00:43:36,720
Speaker 1: That's a liar. You are a liar and a cheater.

818
00:43:37,280 --> 00:43:40,120
Speaker 1: I asked you about this several times, especially when I

819
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,680
Speaker 1: found that receipt, and now you're trying to cover it

820
00:43:42,719 --> 00:43:46,200
Speaker 1: up after I've literally just caught you. You said it's

821
00:43:46,239 --> 00:43:56,520
Speaker 1: someone you're seeing named Jackie. It's yourself. I mean, I

822
00:43:56,560 --> 00:44:04,399
Speaker 1: mean listen, Yeah, exactly, you're fire. Look, look deep, let's

823
00:44:05,120 --> 00:44:08,600
Speaker 1: let's explain this after work. Let's talk after work. Um,

824
00:44:08,719 --> 00:44:11,120
Speaker 1: I don't have anything to explain. When after work? Does

825
00:44:11,160 --> 00:44:12,680
Speaker 1: that mean coming on at three o'clock in the morning.

826
00:44:15,080 --> 00:44:17,719
Speaker 1: I'll leave work earlier. We'll talk right, so, like ten pm,

827
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:25,800
Speaker 1: super nonchalant about it all. Yeah, all right, I'll listen,

828
00:44:26,000 --> 00:44:29,480
Speaker 1: I'll leave work right now and we'll talk. We'll talk here. No,

829
00:44:29,719 --> 00:44:33,520
Speaker 1: there's nothing to talk about. I caught you. You're a liar,

830
00:44:33,680 --> 00:44:35,960
Speaker 1: and I don't want to be in this relationship anymore.

831
00:44:36,000 --> 00:44:39,400
Speaker 1: You're cheater. The only problem with that, Leah, is he

832
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 1: hung up right as you started talking there, so he

833
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:44,960
Speaker 1: didn't hear that last part. If you want to recording this,

834
00:44:44,960 --> 00:44:48,640
Speaker 1: we'll send it to you. Son't have to say it again. Fine,

835
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,360
Speaker 1: he'll figure it out when all his clothes are on

836
00:44:50,440 --> 00:44:54,160
Speaker 1: the yard. Okay, Well, sorry to find out you already

837
00:44:54,200 --> 00:44:56,520
Speaker 1: kind of knew though. Um, but you will find someone

838
00:44:56,560 --> 00:44:59,759
Speaker 1: who will be home from work at normal times. Yeah,

839
00:44:59,800 --> 00:45:02,640
Speaker 1: like five pm. Yeah, maybe be up until three o'clock

840
00:45:02,680 --> 00:45:07,520
Speaker 1: in the morning with you, if you know what I mean. Thanks. Yeah.

841
00:45:08,320 --> 00:45:12,520
Speaker 1: The Jewils shows more of the roses the Jewbils show

842
00:45:12,680 --> 00:45:18,279
Speaker 1: on demand Jubils Dirty Little Secret. Time for your dirty

843
00:45:18,320 --> 00:45:20,239
Speaker 1: little secret. Remember text in four one six one. If

844
00:45:20,280 --> 00:45:22,080
Speaker 1: you have a dirty little secret, you can tell us anything,

845
00:45:22,200 --> 00:45:24,239
Speaker 1: literally anything, Because we don't even ask what your name is,

846
00:45:24,239 --> 00:45:26,520
Speaker 1: so you remain anonymous. Nobody will know that it's you

847
00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:29,320
Speaker 1: telling your secret. That's why everybody gets a fake anonymous

848
00:45:29,440 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 1: nickname when they call in and on the phone. Right now,

849
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 1: I'll say a word than Alex Fresh, will say a

850
00:45:33,280 --> 00:45:34,719
Speaker 1: word than English Down, I'll say word, and that will

851
00:45:34,760 --> 00:45:36,600
Speaker 1: be the person who's telling us a dirty little secret.

852
00:45:36,719 --> 00:45:39,800
Speaker 1: So the anonymous nickname for the person on the phone

853
00:45:39,960 --> 00:45:47,239
Speaker 1: is skateboard wakeboard Crayola. Skateboard wakeboard Crayola. That's a weird colors.

854
00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:52,200
Speaker 1: That is what's up? Skateboard wakeboard Creola. How are you hey,

855
00:45:52,440 --> 00:45:54,560
Speaker 1: I'm good. I'm good. Thank you guys for having me. Yeah,

856
00:45:54,560 --> 00:45:57,760
Speaker 1: of course, yeah. You like your name? Oh it's fine,

857
00:45:57,800 --> 00:46:00,719
Speaker 1: it's b plus. Let's just move on and get to

858
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: your to your little secrets. So, um, what do you

859
00:46:02,280 --> 00:46:06,520
Speaker 1: want to tell us? Uh? So, there's a girl that

860
00:46:06,520 --> 00:46:10,640
Speaker 1: I've liked for quite a long time. She's my best friend.

861
00:46:10,760 --> 00:46:15,560
Speaker 1: She does not know that I like her like that. Yeah,

862
00:46:15,560 --> 00:46:17,880
Speaker 1: so you never had the courage to tell her or

863
00:46:20,120 --> 00:46:23,520
Speaker 1: I mean we started off as friends, and then the

864
00:46:23,600 --> 00:46:26,600
Speaker 1: longer we're friends, the more I started liking her, and

865
00:46:26,719 --> 00:46:28,600
Speaker 1: I didn't want to say anything. Jeffer as the friendship.

866
00:46:28,640 --> 00:46:31,720
Speaker 1: How long have you guys been best tieth? It's probably

867
00:46:31,719 --> 00:46:35,000
Speaker 1: about I would say five six years? Okay, damn, all right,

868
00:46:35,080 --> 00:46:37,080
Speaker 1: so you had to bottle up all that test uster

869
00:46:37,200 --> 00:46:39,359
Speaker 1: own actually think that you'll have a like a chance

870
00:46:39,400 --> 00:46:44,360
Speaker 1: one day. Yeah, not so much anymore. Oh really, well,

871
00:46:44,400 --> 00:46:46,200
Speaker 1: I was always say this is a romantic comedy in

872
00:46:46,239 --> 00:46:48,480
Speaker 1: the making, Like five years you guys are friends, she

873
00:46:48,520 --> 00:46:50,120
Speaker 1: doesn't have a crush on her, and then one day

874
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,120
Speaker 1: you're like, hey, you know what, friends shower together, We

875
00:46:53,120 --> 00:46:56,040
Speaker 1: should shower together. And then it's a beautiful scene. Wait, no,

876
00:46:56,120 --> 00:46:58,080
Speaker 1: that's a different kind of movie anyway. I probably something

877
00:46:58,120 --> 00:47:00,160
Speaker 1: more romantic than that happens. And then she really is

878
00:47:00,200 --> 00:47:01,480
Speaker 1: that you love her, and she's like, I loved you

879
00:47:01,520 --> 00:47:03,280
Speaker 1: too all this time. Wish she would tell me earlier.

880
00:47:03,320 --> 00:47:07,120
Speaker 1: And then you guys try to catch a flight somewhere. Yeah,

881
00:47:07,160 --> 00:47:09,879
Speaker 1: I wish, I wish that was the case. That's kind

882
00:47:09,920 --> 00:47:13,239
Speaker 1: of why I have a secret. So your dirty little

883
00:47:13,239 --> 00:47:14,839
Speaker 1: secret isn't the fact that you're in love with your

884
00:47:14,880 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 1: bestie and you have been from a couple of years. Okay,

885
00:47:17,640 --> 00:47:19,279
Speaker 1: So you have a few dirty little secrets that you're

886
00:47:19,280 --> 00:47:24,440
Speaker 1: claiming about. Yeah, spilled the team my phone. So the

887
00:47:24,480 --> 00:47:27,360
Speaker 1: other day we were hanging out and she came over

888
00:47:27,880 --> 00:47:30,080
Speaker 1: and she went to the bathroom. She left all of

889
00:47:30,080 --> 00:47:34,120
Speaker 1: her stuff out, like her phone. Okay, And I know

890
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:37,680
Speaker 1: it's you're not supposed to, but I checked her phone

891
00:47:37,719 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 1: and I started going through her stuff. I think it

892
00:47:39,800 --> 00:47:42,040
Speaker 1: was your girlfriend, So why would you go through her phone?

893
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:46,920
Speaker 1: I was curious. I get kind of nervous around these things,

894
00:47:46,960 --> 00:47:48,600
Speaker 1: and I just wanted to know if she was with

895
00:47:48,640 --> 00:47:51,279
Speaker 1: someone else. She'd been kind of coy with me as

896
00:47:51,320 --> 00:47:53,640
Speaker 1: to who she was dating, and I just wasn't sure.

897
00:47:54,000 --> 00:47:55,439
Speaker 1: I don't want to make an ass out of myself

898
00:47:55,440 --> 00:47:58,440
Speaker 1: if I asked her out, Okay, Um, because I was

899
00:47:58,480 --> 00:48:01,080
Speaker 1: going through her phone and and one of her top

900
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:05,680
Speaker 1: messages I find someone whose nickname is wife and there

901
00:48:05,680 --> 00:48:07,799
Speaker 1: are a bunch of hearts near the name. Okay, And

902
00:48:08,800 --> 00:48:10,880
Speaker 1: that wouldn't be alarming to me, honestly, Like that wouldn't

903
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:14,360
Speaker 1: be alarming, Like Alice and I are married, if you

904
00:48:14,360 --> 00:48:15,719
Speaker 1: didn't know that, and like if I had picked up

905
00:48:15,719 --> 00:48:18,319
Speaker 1: her phone and it was like wife with a bunch

906
00:48:18,320 --> 00:48:20,359
Speaker 1: of like heart emojis and like a little friend, like

907
00:48:20,400 --> 00:48:21,800
Speaker 1: I'd be like, that's just a friend that if she

908
00:48:21,880 --> 00:48:25,440
Speaker 1: calls that, I think, say, yeah, that's that's what I

909
00:48:25,480 --> 00:48:28,440
Speaker 1: thought until I actually clicked on the messages. I opened

910
00:48:28,440 --> 00:48:33,200
Speaker 1: it up. So I've been in love with my friend

911
00:48:33,280 --> 00:48:36,160
Speaker 1: for years and i just found out she's a lesbian.

912
00:48:36,840 --> 00:48:42,279
Speaker 1: Oh all right, who's gonna picture her? Yeah, she doesn't know.

913
00:48:43,320 --> 00:48:46,719
Speaker 1: She doesn't know that I know. And when she came

914
00:48:46,760 --> 00:48:48,759
Speaker 1: back and we were talking, I did. I didn't know

915
00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,200
Speaker 1: how to. I don't know how to deal with it.

916
00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:52,160
Speaker 1: I didn't know how to talk to her. That would

917
00:48:52,200 --> 00:48:54,360
Speaker 1: be awkward. I mean, that would be uncomfortable to know,

918
00:48:54,400 --> 00:48:56,719
Speaker 1: because like that's obviously something very personal for people that

919
00:48:56,840 --> 00:48:58,560
Speaker 1: like if they don't want to tell anybody, You can't

920
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:02,400
Speaker 1: really mean you was a friendship for sure, exactly. You

921
00:49:02,400 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 1: still have a chance though she might be by that's true. Yeah,

922
00:49:04,480 --> 00:49:07,359
Speaker 1: it could be she might. You could still try it

923
00:49:07,400 --> 00:49:10,520
Speaker 1: because she might be into both. You don't know for sure, dude,

924
00:49:10,600 --> 00:49:12,239
Speaker 1: I mean you know for sure that she's into women,

925
00:49:12,360 --> 00:49:15,520
Speaker 1: but like she could also be into you as well. Yeah,

926
00:49:15,560 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, I appreciate the advice. You know,

927
00:49:18,600 --> 00:49:21,440
Speaker 1: she's still my best friend. No matter what happens. I

928
00:49:21,560 --> 00:49:24,480
Speaker 1: still like to love her, even if it's going to

929
00:49:24,560 --> 00:49:28,480
Speaker 1: be just platonic. But uh yeah, yeah, well I never

930
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:30,600
Speaker 1: know what's going to happen. But I really appreciate you

931
00:49:30,600 --> 00:49:33,440
Speaker 1: guys wearing me out. Yeah yah, dude, maybe she maybe

932
00:49:33,480 --> 00:49:36,239
Speaker 1: she is like not by and the woman that she's

933
00:49:36,280 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 1: with now breaks her heart so bad. She's like, I

934
00:49:38,880 --> 00:49:41,160
Speaker 1: can't ever deal with another woman again, and goes back

935
00:49:41,280 --> 00:49:45,160
Speaker 1: and goes two guys, and then it's you Keep All

936
00:49:45,160 --> 00:49:52,360
Speaker 1: Alive dream? Yeah, what's your dirty little secret? The Jebel

937
00:49:52,400 --> 00:49:55,800
Speaker 1: Show on Demand. It's your host, Dirk Winklebean, and welcome

938
00:49:55,880 --> 00:50:01,000
Speaker 1: back to the show. Winklebean. It's time to play. That's right,

939
00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:07,960
Speaker 1: Beat thet Night. Yeah, it's time to beat the brit

940
00:50:08,080 --> 00:50:12,680
Speaker 1: because he's so stupid. Dirk Winklebean, Hello, and welcome to

941
00:50:12,719 --> 00:50:14,840
Speaker 1: the show. Yeah you remember. Beat the Bride is the

942
00:50:14,840 --> 00:50:16,879
Speaker 1: only American game show with an English guy answering trivia

943
00:50:16,960 --> 00:50:19,080
Speaker 1: questions that has a weird German Dancy intro. I'm gonna

944
00:50:19,120 --> 00:50:22,920
Speaker 1: do today all like a classic game show. Okay, alrighty then,

945
00:50:23,040 --> 00:50:24,799
Speaker 1: so let's not waste any more time and you're right

946
00:50:24,840 --> 00:50:27,480
Speaker 1: to it. Huh, let's meat today's contestant on beat the

947
00:50:27,600 --> 00:50:30,880
Speaker 1: brit It's line one that's not important to you. But

948
00:50:30,920 --> 00:50:34,319
Speaker 1: this is Katie. Katie. How you doing? Katie? I think

949
00:50:34,320 --> 00:50:36,680
Speaker 1: collectively we're all doing well. But more importantly, Katie, how

950
00:50:36,719 --> 00:50:39,439
Speaker 1: are you all right? Well? Katie, I have a question

951
00:50:39,480 --> 00:50:43,319
Speaker 1: for you. Are you ready? I think so? All right? Well,

952
00:50:43,360 --> 00:50:44,960
Speaker 1: let's not waste any more time. English seven is out

953
00:50:45,000 --> 00:50:46,640
Speaker 1: of the studio, and Katie, the game is played like this.

954
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:48,480
Speaker 1: You got thirty second ans. There's many questions possible if

955
00:50:48,480 --> 00:50:49,560
Speaker 1: don't know when to say passing. You have to beat

956
00:50:49,520 --> 00:50:56,000
Speaker 1: English having out right to win. Okay, here we go, Yeah, Katie,

957
00:50:56,520 --> 00:51:00,719
Speaker 1: your time starts now. Who recently replaces Richards as a

958
00:51:00,719 --> 00:51:05,640
Speaker 1: new host of Jeopardy? What does the number one most

959
00:51:05,640 --> 00:51:10,879
Speaker 1: consumed fruit in the world? Apple? Panophobia is a fear

960
00:51:10,920 --> 00:51:20,239
Speaker 1: of what? Well? What does TCB why stand for? What

961
00:51:20,280 --> 00:51:25,040
Speaker 1: was the first animal humans drove to et extinction? So

962
00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:32,120
Speaker 1: it over? Which building has been nicknamed thirty Rock? And

963
00:51:32,320 --> 00:51:34,560
Speaker 1: I did you say something after that path you passed

964
00:51:34,560 --> 00:51:36,680
Speaker 1: on it? Okay, all right, well you got a decent

965
00:51:36,719 --> 00:51:38,960
Speaker 1: amount of questions in there, Katie. How are you feeling

966
00:51:39,000 --> 00:51:44,000
Speaker 1: about things? Not great? All right, well, cheer up because

967
00:51:44,040 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: English seven is also really dumb and he might screw

968
00:51:46,719 --> 00:51:48,520
Speaker 1: this whole thing up. I don't know. That seemed pretty quick.

969
00:51:49,360 --> 00:51:53,440
Speaker 1: Thirty seconds, yeah, exactly. English ivan doesn't even know how

970
00:51:53,440 --> 00:51:55,560
Speaker 1: long thirty seconds is always played this game, and it's

971
00:51:55,560 --> 00:51:58,080
Speaker 1: always thirty seconds. Katie, what's something interesting about you that

972
00:51:58,080 --> 00:52:02,080
Speaker 1: you would like the world to know? I have two dogs.

973
00:52:02,120 --> 00:52:03,880
Speaker 1: Not very exciting, but the first thing I thought of

974
00:52:03,920 --> 00:52:07,520
Speaker 1: that kind of dogs retrievers, Katie. I'm gonna go out

975
00:52:07,520 --> 00:52:12,080
Speaker 1: on a limb. You're white. I only say that because

976
00:52:12,080 --> 00:52:13,840
Speaker 1: and I'm white. I'm not judging. I'm gonna say, like,

977
00:52:13,920 --> 00:52:16,480
Speaker 1: white people love golden retrievers. They do like that is

978
00:52:16,840 --> 00:52:23,239
Speaker 1: that's a nice dog? Yeah? All right? Haven't you have

979
00:52:23,280 --> 00:52:24,959
Speaker 1: your work cut out for you? I don't think, sorry,

980
00:52:24,960 --> 00:52:29,120
Speaker 1: but let's do it. You do, all right? English? Haven't

981
00:52:29,160 --> 00:52:31,920
Speaker 1: your time starts now? Who recently replaced Mike Richards as

982
00:52:31,920 --> 00:52:36,359
Speaker 1: a new host of Jeopardy? Next? What does the number

983
00:52:36,360 --> 00:52:40,359
Speaker 1: one most consumed fruit in the world? Um? Apples. Panophobia

984
00:52:40,480 --> 00:52:43,880
Speaker 1: is a fear of what pens. What does tcb Y

985
00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:49,600
Speaker 1: stand for? Why talk next? What was the first animal

986
00:52:49,719 --> 00:52:55,840
Speaker 1: human stroke to extinction? Um? Oh, probably like the do dough?

987
00:52:56,880 --> 00:53:02,680
Speaker 1: Which building has been nicknamed thirty Rock? Um? And your

988
00:53:02,680 --> 00:53:07,120
Speaker 1: time is up? Thank you? What a game number five?

989
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:11,920
Speaker 1: The Empire State Building? No? Oh? Find out the answers

990
00:53:11,920 --> 00:53:13,480
Speaker 1: in just a second. But first, let's get the score

991
00:53:13,719 --> 00:53:23,040
Speaker 1: from our scoreboard, our executive producer, Brad Funky Nolan, Evan, Yeah,

992
00:53:23,080 --> 00:53:26,399
Speaker 1: you got one correct? Hell yeah, Katie also got just

993
00:53:26,520 --> 00:53:30,719
Speaker 1: one correct. These unlucky Katie. It is a tie right now.

994
00:53:30,840 --> 00:53:32,359
Speaker 1: That doesn't mean it goes to the house. That means,

995
00:53:32,400 --> 00:53:36,120
Speaker 1: currently English, Evan wins by default. But remember, don't give

996
00:53:36,200 --> 00:53:38,120
Speaker 1: up hope yet, Katie, because Evan could say something that

997
00:53:38,120 --> 00:53:39,680
Speaker 1: will piss Alex off and she might take a point

998
00:53:39,680 --> 00:53:41,120
Speaker 1: away from him and then you win out right. So

999
00:53:41,120 --> 00:53:43,600
Speaker 1: he's on a losing straight. Yes, I know, I'm actually

1000
00:53:43,760 --> 00:53:46,400
Speaker 1: always I don't think he's ever won. We Guy recently

1001
00:53:46,440 --> 00:53:49,320
Speaker 1: replaced Mike Richards as a new host of Jeopardy. Myam

1002
00:53:49,440 --> 00:53:53,879
Speaker 1: Balik myambi alec Okay, she was on the Big Bank theory.

1003
00:53:53,960 --> 00:53:56,799
Speaker 1: Oh that's huh. Yeah. Oh, what is the number one

1004
00:53:56,800 --> 00:54:02,160
Speaker 1: most kay cook rut in the world. It's tomatoes. Tomatoes, Oh, no, tomatoes.

1005
00:54:02,400 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 1: Panophobia is a fear of what everything, and you said pans,

1006
00:54:06,080 --> 00:54:10,920
Speaker 1: which is like such a ridiculous it's not I think

1007
00:54:10,920 --> 00:54:13,879
Speaker 1: it's any phobia isn't like, you know, a ractophobia, isn't

1008
00:54:13,880 --> 00:54:19,920
Speaker 1: like spider phobia. It is so negative point for that.

1009
00:54:20,080 --> 00:54:23,239
Speaker 1: All right, Yeah, okay, we're gonna keep going. So Katie,

1010
00:54:23,360 --> 00:54:25,520
Speaker 1: now you're in the lead. What does TCBY stand for

1011
00:54:25,600 --> 00:54:27,719
Speaker 1: the Country's bust Yogurt? And that is a lie? By

1012
00:54:27,719 --> 00:54:30,160
Speaker 1: the way, what was the first animal human strove to

1013
00:54:30,160 --> 00:54:33,000
Speaker 1: extinction was the dodo bird? Which you both got that right.

1014
00:54:33,080 --> 00:54:36,240
Speaker 1: I wouldn't have known that everyone knows extinct not everybody,

1015
00:54:36,239 --> 00:54:38,680
Speaker 1: because I didn't know that. Which building has been nicknamed

1016
00:54:38,680 --> 00:54:41,719
Speaker 1: thirty rock at the GE Building in Rockefeller Center of

1017
00:54:41,760 --> 00:54:46,480
Speaker 1: it and Katie tied in Katie, you beat the brit Katie, congratulations,

1018
00:54:46,480 --> 00:54:49,520
Speaker 1: you won. You beat the brit outright, fair and square.

1019
00:54:49,600 --> 00:54:52,120
Speaker 1: Good job doing. Just glad. I'm gonna send you some

1020
00:54:52,200 --> 00:54:54,120
Speaker 1: jewel show swack, so hang on the line. I'll get

1021
00:54:54,160 --> 00:54:57,400
Speaker 1: your info. We're also going to send you a pit

1022
00:54:57,440 --> 00:55:00,560
Speaker 1: bull puppy to be friends with those two Golden Retree Rosie.

1023
00:55:01,320 --> 00:55:03,399
Speaker 1: Thank you. Remember you can follow the show on social media.

1024
00:55:03,400 --> 00:55:05,160
Speaker 1: At the Jewil Show, you can follow all of us individually.

1025
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:07,000
Speaker 1: I'm a Jewel Fresh, I'm at that Dreas, I'm at

1026
00:55:07,000 --> 00:55:09,239
Speaker 1: Evan on the radio, and Brad. Since you're in here,

1027
00:55:09,320 --> 00:55:12,319
Speaker 1: you could give yourself at Brad Nolan on Everything The

1028
00:55:12,440 --> 00:55:13,920
Speaker 1: Jewel Show on Demand