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Speaker 2: The tabloid report that Travis Kelcey of the Chiefs and

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Speaker 2: But our lead this hour is from Cannes City. We

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Speaker 2: Naked City Never sleeps And by request, I was not

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Speaker 2: going to talk about this, but Justin in Cincinnati, who

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Speaker 2: So if you believe the whispers, I know Justin's excited

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Speaker 2: So the New York Post tells us that Travis Kelcey

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Speaker 1: All right Moving away from that, I'll get Justin.

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Speaker 2: I will get back to it Justin and Cincinnati and

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Speaker 2: He says, the progress has been great. Are you buying

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Speaker 2: It's just more coach speak. It's straight out of the

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Speaker 2: The progress has been so good. Where he's talking about practice,

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Speaker 2: I don't think they sell tickets to practice. Nobody outside

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Speaker 2: When you got Trevor Lawrence, the lego set looked pretty cool,

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Speaker 1: The pieces, so you screwed. So yeah, CJ.

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Speaker 2: Stroud might be the most interesting man in the division. Congratulations,

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Speaker 2: But it's kind of like saying you're the boldest brushstroke

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Speaker 1: Good job. Who cares?

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Speaker 2: Now there's no debating that C. J. Stroud went down, down, down, down,

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Speaker 2: down down down. Last year he regressed. This guy was

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Speaker 2: You know, you're smacking the side of it. It's like,

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Speaker 2: if you're old enough, they said these things called Walkman,

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Speaker 2: and you get all excited.

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Speaker 1: You put the batteries.

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Speaker 2: hitting it, you know, but we're at a crossroads. We're

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Speaker 1: Year three. Either you get the bump. If you're CJ.

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Speaker 2: Back to it, And here is the Malor Riddle of

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Speaker 2: Says he bought the answer to the Mallard Riddle of

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Speaker 7: Yes, I think he bought a one hundred year old

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Speaker 7: I do like sour dough. Yes, it's one of my

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Speaker 2: Well, the answer of Lorrain is not is not sour

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Speaker 2: Morton spent his nil money to buy one hundred and

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Speaker 1: Hello, Dennis, welcome.

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Speaker 1: Manah, look at you? You're back again, Dennis.

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Speaker 1: That's right. Everyone, buckle up our guy, Dennis.

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Speaker 8: Hey, So if he wouldn't mind indulging me for a

437
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Speaker 8: minute or two, I wanted to share something. I talked

438
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Speaker 8: to Hoop about it, but I didn't want to bring

439
00:23:52,280 --> 00:23:54,399
Speaker 8: a show down. I actually want to inspire it a

440
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Speaker 8: little bit. But anyway, so but like the last three years,

441
00:24:02,280 --> 00:24:06,959
Speaker 8: me and my kids kid's mother, we split up and

442
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:10,000
Speaker 8: I had to leave the house. Unfortunately I wasn't on

443
00:24:10,040 --> 00:24:15,640
Speaker 8: the mortgage anyway, long story short, along up homeless. Today,

444
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Speaker 8: I move into an apartment, I get my own key,

445
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Speaker 8: I am in sign. And what I wanted to share

446
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Speaker 8: was those three years I spent most of those nights

447
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Speaker 8: listening to you and of course you know two Pros,

448
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:42,840
Speaker 8: two Pros and Cup of Joe. So like, if it

449
00:24:42,960 --> 00:24:48,160
Speaker 8: wasn't for that normalcy of because I'm a huge sports guy.

450
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Speaker 8: I love sports. If it wasn't for that, I don't

451
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Speaker 8: know if I would have gotten through it. In other words,

452
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Speaker 8: you lay out there in here, and I'm trying not

453
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Speaker 8: to make this heavy, but it sounds heavy, but it's not.

454
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Speaker 8: It's actually I'm saying it is.

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Speaker 1: It is very kind of you to say that. I

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Speaker 1: do appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: I mean you, and it's it's it's great that you've

458
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Speaker 2: now got your own place right keys, and you're you're set,

459
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Speaker 2: you're set up, and you're you're on the now and

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Speaker 2: the cool thing is And I got to tell you this, Dennis.

461
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Speaker 2: I mean, you've been doing this a long time, and

462
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Speaker 2: a lot of guys in your situation. Once you get

463
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Speaker 2: back on your feet, you forget about the overnight radio

464
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Speaker 2: guy and you listen to those daytime guys and you're

465
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Speaker 2: still being Look at you, Dennis.

466
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Speaker 1: You're being loyal here.

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Speaker 2: You're getting loyal to the show, Dennis, because you know,

468
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Speaker 2: now that you're back on your feet, you can listen

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Speaker 2: to those high falutin daytime guys that make all the money.

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Speaker 1: But you're you're still being loyal. And I'm glad that

471
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Speaker 1: you made it through that dark period of time.

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Speaker 2: And now you can tell stories later on, you know,

473
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Speaker 2: to your kids, and say I made it through this.

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Speaker 1: You can make it through anything and all that stuff.

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Speaker 9: So exactly, and I want you know that. You know, you, guys,

476
00:25:50,760 --> 00:25:54,879
Speaker 9: you may not realize that how much you do for

477
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Speaker 9: just to bring some normalcy to life. You may not

478
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Speaker 9: realize how much you're true. I know you know you

479
00:26:01,840 --> 00:26:06,639
Speaker 9: joke a loud about how you're just spinning wheels and

480
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Speaker 9: the middle. Yes, yeah, I'm saying, thank you.

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Speaker 8: I guess this is what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: All right, Well, listen, and you're welcome. I don't take

483
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Speaker 2: compliments very well. I'm sure Jonas and the boys are

484
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Speaker 2: happy as well to hear that, and they'll find out

485
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Speaker 2: about this later. But listen, thank you so much. I'm

486
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Speaker 2: glad you're backing now, you're a regular call, two nights

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Speaker 2: in a row.

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Speaker 9: Well we hear from you, a man, all right, somebody

489
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Speaker 9: else into it.

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Speaker 1: Too, so absolutely, that's right.

491
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Speaker 2: You just gotta you know, you gotta take it day

492
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Speaker 2: by day, right as they say, just make it through it.

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Speaker 2: And all right, well, thank you Dennis for your story.

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Speaker 1: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 2: There's Dennis in Vermont, and let's that's cool.

496
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Speaker 1: Let's say hello to we go all the way across

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Speaker 1: the country on the Red Eye fly. Let's go to Eric,

498
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Speaker 1: who's in the bear.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna go from that very serious tale of rags

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Speaker 2: to riches or riches to rags, back the riches from Dennis,

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Speaker 2: and now we sailor to Eric in the Bay Area. Hello, Eric, Welcome, Howdy. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's a tough act to follow. That's not an easy

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Speaker 2: act there, Eric.

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Speaker 10: Okay, So I have a funny story. It's a football story.

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Speaker 10: And Dennis on the East Coast, I'm sure he's feeling

506
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Speaker 10: pretty good and waiting to get on with you. I'm

507
00:27:28,960 --> 00:27:31,400
Speaker 10: starting to feel pretty good too. I want to tell

508
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Speaker 10: you a story. My dad was a physician for a

509
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Speaker 10: team of football team and at the beginning of training camp,

510
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Speaker 10: you have to do a physical as you do at

511
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Speaker 10: the end of the season, and a particular player who

512
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Speaker 10: has a gold coat, came in. His head was shaved,

513
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Speaker 10: his shoulders were shaved, his arms were shaved, his chair

514
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Speaker 10: and everything else that you could imagine. And and so

515
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Speaker 10: I'm sitting there having a scotch with my dad and

516
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Speaker 10: a cigar, and he's telling me the story. And and

517
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Speaker 10: he told me, hey, why did you shave up? Shave

518
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Speaker 10: up your your pubic hair, your leg hair, all your hair.

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Speaker 10: And the player I will not mention, said well, because

520
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Speaker 10: he had a friend who was a swimmer, okay, and

521
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Speaker 10: the swimmer said, if you shave up all your hair,

522
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Speaker 10: you'll go faster, to which my father responded, but you're

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Speaker 10: wearing a helmet and shoulder pads.

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Speaker 2: Well, Eric, they never said football players are the smartest

525
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Speaker 2: guys around.

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Speaker 1: You know, you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 10: So I wanted to share that story because you were funny.

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Speaker 10: I was. I've been listening to you tonight. I've never

529
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Speaker 10: called before, but I want to share that, so I.

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Speaker 2: Don't that's a that's a great story. That's that's hilarious.

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Speaker 2: That's uh, your your dad, I mean, that's one of

532
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Speaker 2: the great stories. I say, that's a hilarious response. I

533
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Speaker 2: remember hearing that when I when I was young. It's like,

534
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Speaker 2: well the swimmers, because I know in high school, they'd

535
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Speaker 2: always like, shave all the hair and I'm like, what

536
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Speaker 2: are you doing dude? You know, and then they'd said

537
00:29:20,120 --> 00:29:22,440
Speaker 2: that but a football player doesn't make any sense.

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Speaker 1: So that's funny. Hey, thank you for that story. I

539
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Speaker 1: appreciate it the great.

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Speaker 2: Eric in the Bay Area, there look at that back

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Speaker 2: to back, belly to belly. Let's say hello now to uh,

542
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Speaker 2: let's see Eenie Meenie, miney Moe, let's go to. Mike

543
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Speaker 2: is in New Hampshire and he wants to react to

544
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Speaker 2: the story everyone in sports radio is talking about newby

545
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Speaker 2: Night from last night. Hello Mike in New Hampshire.

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Speaker 1: Well, god father, it's going on.

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Speaker 11: Hey, I just wanted to say real quick that. So

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Speaker 11: Layla says hello.

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Speaker 1: To Moxie and uh, okay, very nice.

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Speaker 11: I tried to call in yesterday on NUBE Night and

551
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Speaker 11: uh said, my name was Jake, and everybody calls me

552
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Speaker 11: JJ and I'm from Deerfield Beach, Florida. But Coop, I

553
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Speaker 11: never got on the phone.

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Speaker 3: Ben.

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Speaker 6: Do you do you remember what it said on the screen?

556
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Speaker 1: Oh? Probably yeah, probably a phony phone call or something.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably I recognized I recognize your voice.

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Speaker 1: The only one that got on the air. The only

559
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Speaker 1: one that got on the air was the was Lucky Tony.

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Speaker 1: That was it. He got on the air. But other

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Speaker 1: than that, everyone else was a new caller.

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Speaker 11: But Coop, that Deerfield Beach, Florida, that's that's a real place.

563
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Speaker 11: I used to live there.

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Speaker 6: I'm sure it is. But your accent is quite heavy.

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Speaker 11: I didn't didn't realize I had an accent.

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Speaker 2: Well, yeah, if you're surrounded by people that also speak

567
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Speaker 2: the same way that you have, you have an accent.

568
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Speaker 1: That's like, that's how it works.

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Speaker 2: And it's like you probably think I have an accent

570
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Speaker 2: because I don't sound like that.

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Speaker 1: You're like, what's wrong with you?

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Speaker 11: So what's up with Beantown? You coming or what?

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Speaker 1: We're still efforting some some dates, but we are.

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Speaker 11: I got I got some things in the work sphere,

575
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Speaker 11: but I just kind of need dates.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well what do we look at?

577
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Speaker 2: See near the end of August here, we'll give you

578
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Speaker 2: a drop dead date?

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Speaker 1: What do we what are we thinking that sometime and

580
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Speaker 1: we're looking.

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Speaker 2: At uh, we're talking about doing in October, right, we're

582
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Speaker 2: thinking early October. Is that what you wanted, Loraina? I

583
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Speaker 2: think you were saying early October or something like that.

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Speaker 7: In middle early October.

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Speaker 1: Middle October. We'll look at the cat, We'll look we'll

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Speaker 1: look at the kelling.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, the middle early october's kind of tough. I'll be

588
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Speaker 11: in Bermuda.

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Speaker 2: Well that won't work, so that's not an option. What's

590
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Speaker 2: middle October to you? Let's just do this on the air.

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Speaker 1: Why not? That's great radio people love that.

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Speaker 6: Yes, like the like the like the seventh, like the seventeenth, eighteenth.

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Speaker 6: I would consider that middle of October.

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Speaker 1: Or do you want to do like we can't? What

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Speaker 1: what about the weekend before? Is the tenth or something

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Speaker 1: like that? Is that is that too?

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Speaker 6: Were that's early October?

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Speaker 11: No, that's that's still all right?

599
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Speaker 2: Back anyway, so you'll be back by anything after the seven.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll look at the.

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Speaker 2: I'll look at the schedule and we'll we'll.

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Speaker 1: Let you know. We'll do how many days do we do?

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Speaker 2: That's a big trip, by the way, that's a long

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Speaker 2: What are we doing three or four days?

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Speaker 1: What do you think three day?

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Speaker 10: I think me and the.

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Speaker 11: Leprechaun we're thinking about two kinds of venues here one down.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, two events. That's a good idea we need

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Speaker 2: to do. Definitely got to do one in Boston, and

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Speaker 2: we got I gotta gotta hit Worcester. We got to

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Speaker 2: see I know Alf's out there. We got some other legends.

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Speaker 2: You know, you're you're over in New Hampton.

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Speaker 1: All right, all right, all right, this is yes.

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Speaker 11: What Lorena, Lorena?

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Speaker 1: Yes, what can.

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Speaker 7: I do for you.

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Speaker 11: You are absolutely invited to go.

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Speaker 7: Oh, thank you so much. You're so sweet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, I gotta go. Thank you.

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Speaker 2: Mike very kind to Mike thet Leprechaun, Well, Mike in

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Speaker 2: New Hampshire and Mike the leprekainn have offered to have

622
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Speaker 2: a Boston meet and greet in we determined October because

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Speaker 2: we really just want to see the leaves, right is

624
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Speaker 2: that why we want to see the leaves cool?

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Speaker 1: Beautiful and we don't get that in California, so everything

626
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Speaker 1: just kind of burns up. They don't the leaves don't

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Speaker 1: change and all that stuff. Anyway, I ah man, we

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Speaker 1: have we have.

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Speaker 2: Fire season around here. Unfortunately we wish we didn't, but

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Speaker 2: it's different conversations.

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Speaker 1: Let's leave it at that. Let's say hello to uh

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Speaker 1: l l l Eenie, Meenie, miney Moe. Why don't we

633
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Speaker 1: you know what. Let's go to Jed who fled? Real quick,

634
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Speaker 1: Jed who fled? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: Jed?

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Speaker 1: Welcome?

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Speaker 10: I just wanted to ask hushag I ask a ben.

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Speaker 10: I'd love the show so much. Cannot wait until next

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Speaker 10: hour here?

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Speaker 2: Okay, yes, I'll put you back on hold. This, We'll

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Speaker 2: put jed back on holdwood. He wants more time. The

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Speaker 2: stir the gentleman from Florida wants more time. All right,

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Speaker 2: we'll give you more time. We have asked Ben your questions,

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Speaker 2: our answers for the rest of the hour.

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Speaker 1: We'll get to that and we will do it next.

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Speaker 3: Be sure to catch live editions of The Ben Meller

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Speaker 3: Show weekdays at two am Eastern eleven pm Pacific.

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Speaker 1: Bill Miller and you.

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Speaker 2: It is the Ben Malor Show and it's all about

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Speaker 2: that YouTube.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I know you're excited. Uh, try to stay calm,

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Speaker 8: Wait.

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Speaker 7: As Twitter said, is.

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Speaker 3: Your questions on Twitter?

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Speaker 8: Now?

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Speaker 1: Anyway?

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Speaker 2: We go to ask Ben your questions are answers for

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Speaker 2: the rest of the hours. We wade through the muckety

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Speaker 2: muck and over to the Kooba Loop for the reading

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Speaker 2: of the questions.

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Speaker 1: Ashtag asked Ben.

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Speaker 6: All right, Ben uh manuelan Guardina would like to know I.

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Speaker 2: Man, I've met him. He knows we're a really good

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Speaker 2: sandwich shop. Man, holy guardian.

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Speaker 6: That's right. Have you ever ran over a dog, cat,

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Speaker 6: or raccoon?

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Speaker 1: I have not.

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Speaker 2: I did kill a bunny rabbit. Well, the bunny rabbit

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Speaker 2: committed suicide Thumper. I killed Thumper years ago. I was

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Speaker 2: driving on a dark road and I saw a rabbit

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Speaker 2: running towards my car. And the rabbit did not run

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Speaker 2: around my car, ran in the path of my car

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Speaker 2: as I was driving, and Thumper went one last thump.

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Speaker 1: And that was the end of it. But I'm not

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Speaker 1: I've not killed the dog. What else is it? That raccoon?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, raccoon dog.

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Speaker 2: I did almost run into a raccoon. There were two raccoons.

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Speaker 2: I was coming home. You see these raccoons at night

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Speaker 2: when you're driving at night, and I was coming home

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Speaker 2: from the show and there were two raccoons crossing the

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Speaker 2: street and I'm driving and I flashed my lights at

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Speaker 2: them and they slowly turned their heads and looked at

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Speaker 2: me with disgust, like what do you want us to do?

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Speaker 2: Like they were giving me attitude. What about you, Lorena?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, none of those items.

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Speaker 6: I almost hit a.

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Speaker 7: Bear once, but no a bear.

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Speaker 1: What kind of bear?

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Speaker 7: Like a black bear in the woods up in northl

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Speaker 7: Like how big?

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Speaker 1: How many pounds are we talking about? How big was it?

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Speaker 7: How fast he was in front of my hummer? So

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Speaker 7: he was he was pretty big. I could see his

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Speaker 7: big button. You had a hummer my brother did, Yeah,

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Speaker 7: And I was driving it at like two in the

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Speaker 7: morning and my I had like the fog lights on

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Speaker 7: because there was so much smoke in the area from

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Speaker 7: the fires that were going on. He was a very

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Speaker 7: scared bear. I felt very bad.

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Speaker 1: That's sad it was.

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Speaker 7: And I slammed on my brakes and everyone went flying

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Speaker 7: in the car and they're like love wait, and I'm like,

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Speaker 7: love it. I'm sorry to hit the bear.

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Speaker 2: I learned driving Actually in I think it was Vermont

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Speaker 2: and Maine. They had a lot of moose signs, and

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Speaker 2: they My wife was paranoid because we were driving at night,

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Speaker 2: it was raining, and she thought we were going to

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Speaker 2: hit a moose because she saw moose signs and she

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Speaker 2: looked on the internet that if you're going to hit

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Speaker 2: a moose, you want to hit the moose's ass because

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Speaker 2: apparently that's the way you survive. Anyway, go ahead, cool.

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Speaker 10: Uh.

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Speaker 6: Yes, I have hit a raccoon before. It was. I

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Speaker 6: was very sad about it. It was it was the

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Speaker 6: same situation I was. I was coming onto the freeway.

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Speaker 6: I was on the on ramp, so I was, I

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Speaker 6: was accelerating to freeway speeds and it just ran out

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Speaker 6: from the bushes right right in front of my car.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it had a death wish. Now did you did you?

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Speaker 1: Did you act like her old caller from Arkansas and

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Speaker 1: go out and pick it up and eat it for dinner?

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Speaker 6: No, I was. I was on my way. I was

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Speaker 6: on my way into the studio. Did not have time

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Speaker 6: to stop for.

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Speaker 1: Their scratch off. Will say, that's good eating, But you

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Speaker 1: know what's next? What's next? Here? It's asked Ben, your

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Speaker 1: questions are answers.

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Speaker 6: Ferd Dog wants to know what is your favorite ride?

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Speaker 6: At Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: I'm a traditionalist. Pirates of the Caribbean.

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Speaker 2: It's I always start with Pirates of the Caribbean. The line,

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Speaker 2: even if there's a line that moves pretty quick, it's changed.

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Speaker 9: You know.

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Speaker 1: The men used to chase the women. Now the women

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Speaker 1: chase the men. So they're a little woke in there.

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Speaker 2: But I still love it. It flashed back to when

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Speaker 2: I was like eight years old at Disneyland.

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Speaker 1: So that's it. What about you, Lorna?

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Speaker 7: My favorite normal ride would have to be like Winnie

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Speaker 7: the Pooh for like down to Earth, But my faster

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Speaker 7: fun ride I prefer Big Thunder Mountain.

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Speaker 1: Okay.

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Speaker 2: I also like that new Star Wars, but it's not

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Speaker 2: my favorite, but that new one's really cool cool.

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Speaker 6: Big Thunder Mountain's my favorite ride. Well, I haven't been

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Speaker 6: there in like ten plus years, so there's a lot

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Speaker 6: of new riots that I've never been.

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Speaker 2: I know, I know a guy Coopan. You know a

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Speaker 2: guy mister K that could help you out, you know,

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Speaker 2: mister Ken. Yeah, mister K who I'll tell you.

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Speaker 1: Okay, mister K Yeah, Circleka.

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Speaker 6: I feel like I'm really slow right now, but all right, yeah,

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Speaker 6: I'll ask you about that Donkey Sausage wants you to

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Speaker 6: know damn it can't think of any good asked Ben

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Speaker 6: questions this morning.

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Speaker 2: Okay, thank you Donkey, appreciate me trying. That's very hard

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Speaker 2: to ask a question.

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Speaker 6: Alf the Alien Opiner wants to know for the crew,

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Speaker 6: do you forgive and forget or do you hold a grudge?

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Speaker 6: And then he said that he's been holding a grudge

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Speaker 6: if he asked a question about his spouse or something.

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Speaker 6: I don't know.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's really a case by case basis.

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Speaker 1: There's I had.

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Speaker 2: A grudge for about twenty years with a sports writer

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Speaker 2: who did me dirty when I started in radio and

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Speaker 2: I was nineteen years old, and I never forgave him.

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Speaker 1: He hated me. I hated him. He's dead now, so

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Speaker 1: I don't really care.

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Speaker 2: But other than that, I usually, you know, I'll let

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Speaker 2: things do for a while and eventually I'll move on.

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Speaker 7: What about you, Lorena, Twenty years is a long time.

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Speaker 1: It is?

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Speaker 10: It is?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, for the most part, No, I don't think so.

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Speaker 7: But then I just think about my friend the other day.

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Speaker 7: He just got a CDL license and we decided not

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Speaker 7: to be friends a couple months ago, and I'm like, no,

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Speaker 7: we're still not friends. I'm not going to congratulate you,

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Speaker 7: you know, so I guess it could last a while.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sometimes you know things, you're busy with life and

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Speaker 2: you forget about things.

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Speaker 1: What about you a Coop?

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Speaker 2: Nah?

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Speaker 6: Not really, I don't really hold grudges, all right?

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Speaker 1: What is next to ask?

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Speaker 3: Ben?

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Speaker 2: Your questions our answers to the rest of the hour.

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Speaker 2: Let's get one more in it.

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Speaker 6: Freddie wants to know how old were you when you

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Speaker 6: got your driver's license and how many tries did it take.

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Speaker 1: I was fifteen and a half. My mom tried to

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Speaker 1: teach me to drive.

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Speaker 2: I sucked, so she hired a driving teacher and I passed,

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Speaker 2: I think the second time.

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Speaker 1: What about you Lorena sixteen and one? I was fifteen

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Speaker 1: and a half. Man, what about you, Coop?

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Speaker 6: I was seventeen and it took me the second try

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Speaker 6: that I got was how.

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Speaker 2: About these kids today? Man, these kids today, wait till

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Speaker 2: they are like twenty five to drive.

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Speaker 1: They don't need to drive anywhere.