WEBVTT - “Mexico” 0:00:00.160 --> 0:00:03.120 What up, fool? What? What up? 0:00:03.120 --> 0:00:04.360 Fool? No? 0:00:04.720 --> 0:00:06.520 Yeah, no, we're not doing that today, babes. 0:00:06.600 --> 0:00:09.440 Today's April Fool's Day. Andrew, Oh okay, I pity the 0:00:09.480 --> 0:00:12.680 fool who said that. Mister T all right, p mister 0:00:12.720 --> 0:00:14.680 T Cereal, not mister T, just the cereal. 0:00:14.840 --> 0:00:15.760 But what did he die? 0:00:15.840 --> 0:00:19.960 Yeah? 0:00:20.560 --> 0:00:23.240 This is serial wheelers. 0:00:23.280 --> 0:00:25.479 Hold on, I'm setting back to. 0:00:27.800 --> 0:00:31.280 Sorry, dude, you really need to clean this up. 0:00:31.360 --> 0:00:31.920 What happened? 0:00:32.200 --> 0:00:33.720 There's so much going on in here. 0:00:34.000 --> 0:00:36.479 See look, it's a new day, new clothing. 0:00:36.760 --> 0:00:38.760 I'm gonna put this, throw this all out. 0:00:38.920 --> 0:00:41.199 No you're not, Yeah I am, Then you're not a 0:00:41.240 --> 0:00:42.479 true Cereal connoisseur. 0:00:42.760 --> 0:00:44.240 I am just not a hoarder. 0:00:44.520 --> 0:00:46.559 Does nothing to do with hoarding. I literally we've been 0:00:46.560 --> 0:00:47.520 through this a thousand times. 0:00:47.720 --> 0:00:51.400 I am next to boxes. There's I can't stretch my 0:00:51.520 --> 0:00:52.800 legs out without hitting box. 0:00:52.840 --> 0:00:53.920 This is not a relaxing area. 0:00:54.200 --> 0:00:56.480 Back up without hitting Cereal boxes. 0:00:56.520 --> 0:00:58.560 This is a small space. This is terrifying, but it's 0:00:58.560 --> 0:01:01.080 also my space. I'm getting anxious being in here. Then 0:01:01.080 --> 0:01:03.240 get out. I don't care. I got plenty that would 0:01:03.240 --> 0:01:05.720 like to fill this chair. You have plenty of people 0:01:05.720 --> 0:01:08.440 that want to fill the chair. Yeah. Oh really yeah 0:01:08.480 --> 0:01:12.280 really yep. Okay, welcome to April. First. It is Monday, 0:01:12.440 --> 0:01:15.679 April Fool's Day, twenty twenty four. We should have like 0:01:15.760 --> 0:01:16.600 switched seats. 0:01:17.600 --> 0:01:18.919 Was that an April Fool's joke before? 0:01:19.080 --> 0:01:22.399 No, it wasn't. Oh, people are just clamoring to be 0:01:22.440 --> 0:01:24.399 in the seat, That's right. So here's how I think 0:01:24.400 --> 0:01:27.200 about it at any time. Here's fire. Here's how I 0:01:27.200 --> 0:01:29.000 think I want to do this episode, Andy, since it's 0:01:29.000 --> 0:01:31.360 carefully curated by me, I think that I would like 0:01:31.440 --> 0:01:34.960 to carefully hoarded present the cereals in order of how 0:01:35.040 --> 0:01:37.520 I think they will be rated. So I'm gonna think 0:01:37.560 --> 0:01:40.760 I'm gonna do the worst cereal first, up to the 0:01:40.800 --> 0:01:45.160 best cool all right, sure, so none of these three 0:01:45.200 --> 0:01:47.720 are are really bad, I don't think so it's gonna 0:01:47.760 --> 0:01:51.200 be close. Ready, So again, thank you to our friend mate. 0:01:51.440 --> 0:01:53.800 Matt is a rock star. And I'm not talking about 0:01:53.960 --> 0:01:55.760 our other friend Matt. I'm talking about our cereal friend 0:01:55.800 --> 0:02:00.480 Matt that sends us cereals this Dude, like, thank you, Matt. Really, 0:02:00.480 --> 0:02:02.200 I don't think you appreciate him as much as I do. 0:02:02.760 --> 0:02:05.520 Well, I mean, you're the one who is apparently doing 0:02:05.560 --> 0:02:09.440 everything I'm just no, here's a wonderful, easily filled Pennsylvania. 0:02:09.400 --> 0:02:11.239 Maybe Mack can come in here filling for you. Matt 0:02:11.280 --> 0:02:12.600 could fill in anybody can. 0:02:12.680 --> 0:02:14.560 He can drive on it from AMA's Country and a buggy. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.040 He'll be here in six weeks and he could sit 0:02:16.080 --> 0:02:16.600 in his chair. 0:02:17.200 --> 0:02:19.280 Yeah, if he actually comes, I would let him sit. 0:02:19.440 --> 0:02:22.040 Okay, So here's it, which I think is going to 0:02:22.080 --> 0:02:26.160 be the lowest sawn dish soap on my hands you're 0:02:26.160 --> 0:02:29.200 not supposed to yeah, now my hands are super dry. Yeah. 0:02:29.919 --> 0:02:32.320 Do you know that I was at I was at 0:02:32.960 --> 0:02:37.560 an office the other day signing some papers and vague 0:02:38.840 --> 0:02:41.120 and so the woman who is the woman who was 0:02:41.160 --> 0:02:43.160 handing me the pen, and she goes, you know, I 0:02:43.200 --> 0:02:45.840 have to ask you, what do you use on your face? 0:02:46.360 --> 0:02:49.560 Because your face is just it's so smooth. And she says, 0:02:49.600 --> 0:02:53.840 I'm gonna anesthetician? Is that what that is? And I said, 0:02:53.919 --> 0:02:56.079 I don't know, luberderm nivia. Whatever I use on my hands, 0:02:56.080 --> 0:02:58.680 I put on my face. She's like typical guy, and 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:01.080 she shook her head and walked out. You know, so 0:03:01.160 --> 0:03:02.720 first it was a compliment and then it was like 0:03:02.760 --> 0:03:07.480 you shouldn't be using that crap on you see, just see, I. 0:03:07.480 --> 0:03:11.680 Use a retinol, I have a red light mask. Yeah, 0:03:11.880 --> 0:03:12.960 I have a whole bunch of things. 0:03:14.919 --> 0:03:23.520 Shake Shake your Shake Guardy. By the way, you remember 0:03:23.520 --> 0:03:25.119 who sang that song shake Your Love? 0:03:25.480 --> 0:03:32.000 Uh? The thesis really Debbie Debbie Gibson. 0:03:32.160 --> 0:03:34.280 Yes, she's been very active on social media. She's got 0:03:34.280 --> 0:03:36.320 a lot going on. Big anniversary of Electric Youth, the 0:03:36.320 --> 0:03:39.200 CD coming out of the album, releasing her perfume Gosh, 0:03:39.200 --> 0:03:41.160 I hope so, so you could run to the store. 0:03:41.160 --> 0:03:42.680 I'll ride my back to the super X again and 0:03:42.720 --> 0:03:44.280 buy it and spray it all over my pillow. Pretend 0:03:44.360 --> 0:03:47.600 it was a girl there. What Okay, let's just get 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:50.800 to the cereal please. So this is from the new 0:03:50.840 --> 0:03:53.880 line of Extra Cereals from Calloggs. I don't know why 0:03:53.920 --> 0:03:57.920 it's actually named after you, because I'm so extra. This 0:03:58.040 --> 0:04:01.960 box also Andrew ten Dollar. What is going on? I 0:04:02.000 --> 0:04:03.880 don't and you to know what's so special about random 0:04:03.880 --> 0:04:06.560 piece of tape? What it's a random piece of tape 0:04:06.600 --> 0:04:08.080 on the box. It was probably a coop on that 0:04:08.120 --> 0:04:11.920 Matt used to buy a job. Matt Extra Crispy Clusters. 0:04:11.960 --> 0:04:14.640 This is cinnamon. They also have an almond one melt 0:04:14.760 --> 0:04:19.840 in your mouth, delicious clusters. Okay, huh huh, I don't know. 0:04:19.880 --> 0:04:22.000 I don't know what is so special about this. It's 0:04:22.240 --> 0:04:27.440 delicately crispy clusters, extra indulgent, extra dreamy, and extra luscious. 0:04:27.600 --> 0:04:29.880 I've never heard of cereal be described as luscious. 0:04:30.200 --> 0:04:32.880 Luscious cereal experience. 0:04:32.279 --> 0:04:35.719 An extra delicious moment of pure delight from the first 0:04:35.720 --> 0:04:38.640 bite to the last. Toasty, whole grain oats blended with 0:04:38.680 --> 0:04:42.760 the rich buttery taste of caramelized sugar, paired perfectly with 0:04:42.880 --> 0:04:46.680 Indonesian cinnamon, all in one delectable crispy. 0:04:46.279 --> 0:04:48.160 Bite Indonesian cinnamon. 0:04:48.200 --> 0:04:54.320 Wow over. They make it sound so like fufushi, but 0:04:54.360 --> 0:04:56.520 it's literally Kellogg's Cluster cereal. 0:04:56.680 --> 0:04:58.200 And you know, for an every man like you, you 0:04:58.240 --> 0:04:59.159 don't need all that. 0:04:58.960 --> 0:05:01.000 That's right. This is just like a oken up granola bar. 0:05:01.960 --> 0:05:04.880 Ten dollars a box. Stupid, Not for me. 0:05:05.160 --> 0:05:05.920 I'm in every man. 0:05:06.160 --> 0:05:06.880 I am in every man. 0:05:06.920 --> 0:05:08.440 They could just spit in the box and hand it 0:05:08.440 --> 0:05:09.400 to me and I would take it. 0:05:09.839 --> 0:05:13.679 What about that? So back to the Farmland Fresh Dairyes 0:05:13.760 --> 0:05:17.440 fridge again for a pint of whole milk. I bought 0:05:17.440 --> 0:05:19.880 a bunch of pints. Cool Key Food had a special 0:05:19.920 --> 0:05:21.960 on the pints. I like these, and do you remember. 0:05:22.279 --> 0:05:24.359 Oh oh, I'm so sad. My mom was in the 0:05:24.360 --> 0:05:29.479 hospital like last week and the discarded food cart was 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.919 in the hallway by the elevator and somebody left a 0:05:31.960 --> 0:05:35.680 Farmland Fresh Dairies half pint a fat free milk. I 0:05:35.760 --> 0:05:37.360 was gonna take it, but I don't know how long 0:05:37.360 --> 0:05:38.200 it was been sitting out. 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:43.200 Thank you Jesus, you can take it. That's like going 0:05:43.279 --> 0:05:44.840 up to a table like. 0:05:45.560 --> 0:05:48.200 No, it wasn't open, that was getting cleaned. It was sealed. 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:50.680 But I know I could have been sitting there for hours, days, 0:05:50.720 --> 0:05:51.120 I don't know. 0:05:51.240 --> 0:05:55.200 No, you don't take food or beverage off of like 0:05:55.320 --> 0:05:55.719 a cart. 0:05:55.839 --> 0:05:57.600 I was just more excited because it was Farmland Fresh 0:05:57.680 --> 0:05:59.360 Dairies half pints. Yes, we used to get those in 0:05:59.400 --> 0:06:00.320 school when we were kids. 0:06:00.360 --> 0:06:01.320 The little Yeah. 0:06:01.320 --> 0:06:03.960 I had safety pup on the side, Remember safety pup. 0:06:04.440 --> 0:06:08.200 Cross on the green, not in between, Cross on the red, 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:12.479 and you'll wind up dead, safety pup said. I added 0:06:12.520 --> 0:06:21.359 that part in that is all right, here we go. Hmm, 0:06:22.720 --> 0:06:23.960 This gentlemen's really nice. 0:06:24.120 --> 0:06:29.359 Wow, I'm feeling like this is extra indulgent. Hm hm, 0:06:30.320 --> 0:06:31.279 extra dreaming. 0:06:31.320 --> 0:06:32.800 Don't be a jerk, Andrew. 0:06:33.680 --> 0:06:37.200 And wow, that is extra luscious. 0:06:37.720 --> 0:06:41.240 It's not luscious, that's for sure. When I think luscious, 0:06:41.320 --> 0:06:42.960 I think of one of those chocolate covered cherries with 0:06:43.040 --> 0:06:46.400 the goo spilling out of it. That's luscious like chocolate. 0:06:46.720 --> 0:06:48.760 You could have just said the chocolate, not goo. No, 0:06:48.920 --> 0:06:51.640 the cherry goo in the middle. That's the lushiest part. 0:06:52.000 --> 0:06:56.159 Sarah's right, selahs sellas the individually wrapped the cherries, they 0:06:56.160 --> 0:06:57.840 would come out like Christmas time or I hate or 0:06:57.920 --> 0:07:00.120 Valentine's all my favorite. I could sucked down one of 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.000 those cherries a whole gallon I love. 0:07:02.040 --> 0:07:03.480 I don't need to hear about you sucking down lush 0:07:03.520 --> 0:07:03.919 his cherries. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:04.520 You listen. 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:08.839 I give this four bowls. They're good. The cinnamon taste 0:07:08.880 --> 0:07:11.640 is good. It's an overall good cereal. 0:07:11.720 --> 0:07:13.640 I like it. I don't know if it's worth ten dollars, no, 0:07:14.120 --> 0:07:16.480 but it's good. The cinnamon flavor is really not the 0:07:16.480 --> 0:07:19.119 Indonesian cinnamon. Yeah, Chef's kiss. 0:07:19.160 --> 0:07:22.000 All cereals now need to have Indonesian cinnamon or I 0:07:22.080 --> 0:07:23.160 won't try them. 0:07:23.280 --> 0:07:25.480 Yeah, well, so you know what, I may have done 0:07:25.480 --> 0:07:27.280 this wrong? Because I said this was going to be 0:07:27.280 --> 0:07:29.760 the least rated cereal. Well you should know that I 0:07:29.800 --> 0:07:32.120 like cinnamon cereals. Yeah, but I just thought it was 0:07:32.120 --> 0:07:35.440 gonna be really an overblown thing. Oh okay, so all right, 0:07:35.560 --> 0:07:37.680 very good, Andrew, it's heavy too. That's a heavy box, 0:07:38.320 --> 0:07:43.000 all right now. Okay, our friend Matt also sent us 0:07:43.000 --> 0:07:44.800 this one. This is also from the map pot. Please 0:07:44.920 --> 0:07:46.320 you see the thing is I have to send that out. 0:07:46.360 --> 0:07:48.760 It's autographed. Oh and every time someone squeezes it and 0:07:48.840 --> 0:07:50.000 rubs the autograph off. 0:07:49.880 --> 0:07:53.400 Stop doesn't look like stop it stop doesn't look like it. 0:07:54.240 --> 0:07:58.360 All right, So this is from Mexico. It does have 0:07:58.400 --> 0:08:00.160 a best by date of February twenty twenty four, but 0:08:00.160 --> 0:08:02.400 that's just merely a month ago. So it's all good. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.280 Now Wait, I'm so sorry who wrote this post it Matt, 0:08:05.920 --> 0:08:08.480 February twenty twenty four, date Mexico. 0:08:08.760 --> 0:08:11.120 What's the cereals from Mexico? What is telling us where 0:08:11.160 --> 0:08:11.560 it was from? 0:08:11.640 --> 0:08:12.280 What is date? 0:08:12.520 --> 0:08:14.520 That's the date of That's the date on the box. 0:08:14.600 --> 0:08:17.120 Honestly, like this looks like it would be on like 0:08:17.160 --> 0:08:19.240 a wall to solve a murder case, all right, like 0:08:19.400 --> 0:08:22.200 Mexico In quotes why is Mexico In quotes it came 0:08:22.200 --> 0:08:22.800 from Mexico. 0:08:23.360 --> 0:08:27.120 There's so many that doesn't make sense. Okay, so that's 0:08:27.160 --> 0:08:27.800 like saying this. 0:08:27.800 --> 0:08:30.320 Is New York. No, I'm actually in the state of 0:08:30.360 --> 0:08:30.920 New York right now. 0:08:30.960 --> 0:08:32.560 She's telling us where it came from. 0:08:32.760 --> 0:08:35.720 But quotes implies it that it's not Mexico. 0:08:36.480 --> 0:08:39.480 Oh so maybe it's not. There's just there's a whole 0:08:39.559 --> 0:08:41.120 lot about this box that we need to we need 0:08:41.160 --> 0:08:45.600 to die. Let's have this Mexican cereal. So the name 0:08:45.640 --> 0:08:50.240 of the brand is Pampa, Pampa, Pampa, Pampa, Pampa. Probably pampa. 0:08:50.320 --> 0:08:52.800 If it's from Mexico, it's probably pampa. What is pampa? 0:08:52.920 --> 0:08:57.960 Okay, Dora, I didn't know you could teach me Spanish. 0:08:58.600 --> 0:09:02.960 What does pampa mean in English? You can translate into 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:05.840 English and many other languages. Okay, she doesn't want to 0:09:05.840 --> 0:09:10.560 help anyway, By idiot, these are fruity wheels. Okay, so 0:09:10.559 --> 0:09:12.440 they're fruit loops, Yeah, fake frut loops. 0:09:12.440 --> 0:09:13.920 I was thinking that they were gonna when I saw 0:09:13.960 --> 0:09:15.680 the name fruity wheels, I was thinking it was gonna 0:09:15.679 --> 0:09:16.760 be an actual wheel. 0:09:16.559 --> 0:09:19.680 Like a wagon wheel. Yeah, like Darius Rucker a mom 0:09:20.040 --> 0:09:22.439 rock love that song. I know. I can't wait to 0:09:22.440 --> 0:09:24.280 see him this summer. No fine, because he's playing with 0:09:24.320 --> 0:09:25.880 Hooty and the Blowfish at Jones Beach. But they do 0:09:25.920 --> 0:09:26.880 all the country stuff too. 0:09:27.080 --> 0:09:29.160 Oh my friend Alexa would actually probably like the Hooty 0:09:29.200 --> 0:09:29.920 in the Blowfish part. 0:09:29.960 --> 0:09:30.680 I need tickets. 0:09:30.800 --> 0:09:32.439 Yeah, I'm sure they won't be hard. 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:36.560 Yeah that's rude. I saw him there in nineteen ninety 0:09:36.640 --> 0:09:39.760 six at the Jones Beach, at the Jones Beach. I 0:09:39.800 --> 0:09:40.280 have a picture. 0:09:40.440 --> 0:09:43.600 Tom lives and Gina live over by Jones Beach, really 0:09:43.760 --> 0:09:44.160 very close. 0:09:44.200 --> 0:09:46.320 They live on Long Beach. Yeah, they're far down the road. 0:09:46.920 --> 0:09:49.240 It takes them maybe fifteen twenty minutes to get there. 0:09:49.280 --> 0:09:51.640 Sweet and Multi Grain Cereal. There's a link that. 0:09:51.640 --> 0:09:55.160 You know, just you generalize Long Beach and then just said, no, 0:09:55.320 --> 0:09:56.200 they don't. 0:09:55.840 --> 0:09:59.520 In large enlarged image to show texture, like if these 0:09:59.520 --> 0:10:01.720 are in large, look, if these are enlarged, then this 0:10:01.800 --> 0:10:04.839 must be really little, right, because they're saying that this is. 0:10:05.320 --> 0:10:09.240 And there's also pictures of cherries and strawberries and bananas. 0:10:08.760 --> 0:10:10.040 Because maybe that's the flavors. 0:10:10.120 --> 0:10:12.000 There's no bananas in fruit loops. 0:10:12.360 --> 0:10:14.040 Well, maybe that's why this one's different. 0:10:14.320 --> 0:10:16.040 There's so many ingredients here that I don't even know 0:10:16.040 --> 0:10:19.760 what they are. And it's distributed by Transitional Foods. That's 0:10:19.760 --> 0:10:21.400 the name of the company that makes this, and it 0:10:21.440 --> 0:10:24.920 also contains bioengineered food ingredients. I'm a little bit scared about. 0:10:24.640 --> 0:10:27.560 The dollar forty nine. We're from ten dollars luxury cereal 0:10:27.840 --> 0:10:31.840 to dollar forty nine Mexico cereal with a post it note. 0:10:31.920 --> 0:10:33.679 I'm sorry, just look at this treasure. 0:10:34.120 --> 0:10:37.520 Please tell me why is Mexico eat quotes? Because he's 0:10:37.520 --> 0:10:38.520 telling us where it's from. 0:10:38.679 --> 0:10:41.280 But you don't need the quotes. Then that's not how 0:10:41.280 --> 0:10:42.040 grammar works. 0:10:42.280 --> 0:10:44.000 Okay, it really has no smell whatsoever. 0:10:44.080 --> 0:10:46.160 Okay, So these were enlarged, right, that's it. 0:10:46.200 --> 0:10:48.520 Don'tstic fingers and no hand jamming. Look at that that 0:10:48.600 --> 0:10:51.319 is not in large. No, these are actually these are enlarged. 0:10:51.600 --> 0:10:58.400 These were shrunk. Honey, I shrunk the cereal. I hate you. 0:10:58.640 --> 0:10:59.240 That was. 0:10:59.559 --> 0:11:02.040 Oh you know something. There's light green ones in here 0:11:02.040 --> 0:11:06.000 that might be actually what they're calling banana light green. Yeah, 0:11:06.000 --> 0:11:08.920 these are weird. There's blue, red, orange? 0:11:09.280 --> 0:11:09.719 Is this mine? 0:11:09.840 --> 0:11:15.000 Yellow? Yeah? It was yours? Okay, okay, oh someone, oh 0:11:15.040 --> 0:11:19.160 there we go, here we go. Andrew fruity wheels from 0:11:19.200 --> 0:11:24.480 Pampa Pampa Pampa Transitional Foods a. 0:11:24.440 --> 0:11:27.839 Dollar forty nine from Mexico that. 0:11:27.800 --> 0:11:32.520 He found in Pennsylvania. 0:11:32.720 --> 0:11:36.200 Wow, No, that's all lot. 0:11:36.400 --> 0:11:40.079 The crunch is weird. The artificial flavor tastes very chemically. Yeah, 0:11:40.760 --> 0:11:41.960 it doesn't taste like fruit lops. 0:11:41.960 --> 0:11:43.880 It tastes like you can't sell this in California because 0:11:43.880 --> 0:11:47.120 it can't answer. Yeah, I feel like I just ate. 0:11:47.240 --> 0:11:49.560 It tastes wanna be fruit loops. 0:11:50.640 --> 0:11:53.319 There is no banana taste, there's no strawberry taste, nothing, 0:11:53.360 --> 0:11:54.360 there's no cherry taste. 0:11:54.400 --> 0:11:59.040 And also my throat is burning, just saying yeah, this 0:11:59.160 --> 0:12:01.720 gets a spoon. It's not even good. I didn't have 0:12:01.720 --> 0:12:03.080 to spit it out, but I would not buy this. 0:12:03.120 --> 0:12:06.080 Serious flavor washes off way too quick. I give this 0:12:07.720 --> 0:12:09.920 a bowl a spoon, eh, a bowl? 0:12:10.080 --> 0:12:13.360 One bowl? All right, So I really messed up because 0:12:13.360 --> 0:12:15.080 I thought this was gonna be okay, let. 0:12:14.920 --> 0:12:17.240 Me just take a quick picture of the company. So 0:12:17.280 --> 0:12:20.400 this way, if I wind up getting a disease, I'm 0:12:20.400 --> 0:12:23.840 telling you, is your throat burning, Yeah, but who knows 0:12:23.840 --> 0:12:24.840 what that could be from? 0:12:25.040 --> 0:12:28.480 It's this. My throat never burns, but it's burning Yeah, 0:12:28.480 --> 0:12:30.480 that was not good. I think Matt is trying to 0:12:30.559 --> 0:12:34.400 kill us. Huh. All right, I got to play something 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.440 here so we can get out of here and come back. 0:12:36.760 --> 0:12:38.640 I don't know, Andrew, please give me some. 0:12:38.720 --> 0:12:40.360 Have anything in the Cereal Graveyard that we could do 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:42.160 that has to be pre planned. 0:12:43.200 --> 0:12:45.880 I'm Wilford Brimley and I've had diabetes for about twenty 0:12:46.000 --> 0:12:50.960 years and we're back. I'm gonna marked it down for you. 0:12:51.000 --> 0:12:52.120 Andy twelve fifty three. 0:12:52.320 --> 0:12:54.920 Remember when you were going to start doing Cereal Graveyard again? 0:12:55.120 --> 0:12:57.120 I do, and I have a lot of things in mind. 0:12:57.200 --> 0:12:58.600 Great, so then maybe you should start doing them. 0:12:58.640 --> 0:13:00.439 I need to find the gravestone that ever made it 0:13:00.480 --> 0:13:01.280 over from. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:03.200 Sure we could just do it without it. 0:13:03.320 --> 0:13:05.320 I need props. I need props. 0:13:05.440 --> 0:13:06.120 You really don't. 0:13:06.200 --> 0:13:08.439 Yeah, I need a picture? Is props the whole thing? 0:13:08.640 --> 0:13:08.880 Cool? 0:13:09.000 --> 0:13:11.120 Because that adds to the experience for sure. So it's 0:13:11.160 --> 0:13:13.440 never gonna happen anyway. Let's get to the third Cereal 0:13:13.440 --> 0:13:14.480 all right? This one's in a bag. 0:13:14.559 --> 0:13:16.079 It God gets off free again. 0:13:16.200 --> 0:13:21.560 This one I bought Kelly's Family Foods. It's four plus 0:13:22.200 --> 0:13:27.439 cherry chocolate. You don't like what cherries? Does your throw 0:13:27.520 --> 0:13:32.920 clothes up, oats, non GMO canola oil, honey, maple syrup, 0:13:33.120 --> 0:13:35.760 cherries and chocolate. Oh, this is gonna be my favorite 0:13:35.760 --> 0:13:36.439 cereal of the day. 0:13:36.520 --> 0:13:38.280 I just I don't get it. 0:13:38.880 --> 0:13:39.080 What. 0:13:39.320 --> 0:13:40.360 I just don't like it. 0:13:40.559 --> 0:13:42.000 Cherry get the. 0:13:42.000 --> 0:13:44.800 Cherry chocolate thing. I just, oh my god, how funny 0:13:44.800 --> 0:13:46.679 you were talking about cherries and chocolate being like your 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:48.480 favorite candy around Christmas time. 0:13:48.880 --> 0:13:50.040 I didn't even remember I had this. 0:13:52.000 --> 0:13:53.640 Maybe you didn't take your prevagen today, but. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:55.559 I really needed I wish it wasn't so expensive. Can 0:13:55.559 --> 0:13:58.560 you please sponsor this podcast prevaging? Yeah, seriously, we can 0:13:58.600 --> 0:13:59.920 have milk and drugs. 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:02.280 Right, it's a medicine. 0:14:02.320 --> 0:14:06.040 Well, no, it's a supplement, actually supplement. Yeah, so it 0:14:06.040 --> 0:14:07.640 It just looks like a whole bunch of oats. There's 0:14:07.679 --> 0:14:09.320 a few cherries thrown in, and a couple of chunks 0:14:09.320 --> 0:14:12.200 of chocolate. That's what I'm getting from this. It just 0:14:12.640 --> 0:14:16.520 literally smells like granola. Disgusting. Why is it disgusting? 0:14:16.559 --> 0:14:22.920 I just don't want it here, Andrew, It's just the 0:14:23.040 --> 0:14:23.880 chocolate tastes. 0:14:24.600 --> 0:14:26.400 Try to get a little bit of everything on your spood. 0:14:27.760 --> 0:14:31.239 The same. My first cereal Rodeo HM. 0:14:32.120 --> 0:14:35.920 The cherries are really hard and chewy and tastes burnt. Almost. 0:14:37.200 --> 0:14:38.920 I really wanted to like us, but I don't. 0:14:41.480 --> 0:14:45.000 Mm hmmm m there's a decent chocolate taste. 0:14:45.120 --> 0:14:49.440 No, I don't even think it does. Is it dark chocolate? Yeah? 0:14:49.480 --> 0:14:52.280 I'm still trying to get through this cherry. Mm hmm. 0:14:54.200 --> 0:14:59.880 It's like not good. It's really ashamed. Oh look at 0:14:59.920 --> 0:15:01.320 the nice people on the back Andrew. 0:15:01.360 --> 0:15:04.520 Oh god, Cordy, please don't tell me that. It's like, oh, 0:15:04.600 --> 0:15:07.760 we'll started this company after like our dog passed away. 0:15:08.080 --> 0:15:10.200 Nate or Nato. I can't tell the middle one. What 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.200 was the name on that middle one? What? 0:15:12.520 --> 0:15:13.320 Nato? Nato? 0:15:13.480 --> 0:15:14.200 I think it's Nate. 0:15:14.360 --> 0:15:16.280 Just a bad Oh, it say it right here. The 0:15:16.360 --> 0:15:19.640 Kelly family was very active and competitive rowing, so when 0:15:19.720 --> 0:15:22.880 Cordy's two oldest sons, Nate and Will, asked her to 0:15:22.880 --> 0:15:25.240 make a healthy snack for their training program, she baked 0:15:25.240 --> 0:15:28.280 a hearty batch of nutty granola. The boys loved it, 0:15:28.320 --> 0:15:30.600 took it to their workouts and races, shared it with 0:15:30.640 --> 0:15:33.600 their teammates and friends, and everybody wanted to know where 0:15:33.600 --> 0:15:35.720 can I buy it. That's how it all began, just 0:15:35.760 --> 0:15:39.160 as basically Nepo Baby Cereals. 0:15:38.120 --> 0:15:40.040 Trail mix is what it is. I guess right, Yeah, 0:15:40.200 --> 0:15:41.680 just snack mix. You know what. I just got the 0:15:41.760 --> 0:15:42.920 chunk of chocolate, which is not bad. 0:15:43.280 --> 0:15:46.800 They're rowing, they are. If they're rowing, they're rich. 0:15:47.320 --> 0:15:49.040 I'm gonna give this thing up. I'm gonna give this 0:15:49.080 --> 0:15:49.680 thing two balls. 0:15:51.360 --> 0:15:54.320 Yeah that yeah, that sounds fair. 0:15:54.400 --> 0:15:57.000 I like the chocolate chunks. The cherries are way too chewy, 0:15:57.160 --> 0:15:58.680 and it's not old. It's good till November. 0:15:58.720 --> 0:16:00.560 I would like it without cherries, and I'd like it 0:16:00.600 --> 0:16:03.480 without the chocolate. I think you got something. You got 0:16:03.520 --> 0:16:05.440 me Kelly's. I think you got me on the oaths. 0:16:05.440 --> 0:16:07.720 They have other varieties, and do you did you buy them? 0:16:07.800 --> 0:16:09.200 I didn't. What do you want to do? Fill cart 0:16:09.200 --> 0:16:10.640 with Kelly's and spend one hundred dollars? 0:16:10.800 --> 0:16:12.880 No? No, no, you know, especially if it's going into 0:16:12.920 --> 0:16:15.800 their pockets. They don't need the money. Why I'm saying, 0:16:15.840 --> 0:16:16.680 they're entrepreneurs. 0:16:16.680 --> 0:16:17.920 Who cares? They started a business. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:18.800 I know what I'm saying. 0:16:18.920 --> 0:16:22.720 You don't want anybody to fail, No except maybe Pampa 0:16:23.520 --> 0:16:24.840 whatever they are. 0:16:24.920 --> 0:16:27.440 Pampas being sold wherever this is, I I don't know. 0:16:27.960 --> 0:16:30.160 Yeah, they should transition back to like dog food or 0:16:30.200 --> 0:16:32.440 whatever they came from. Oh wow, well, I don't know 0:16:33.440 --> 0:16:36.000 what said. The Transitional Foods is the company. 0:16:35.680 --> 0:16:37.520 And Transitional Food makes dog food. 0:16:37.560 --> 0:16:39.560 No, but they should, Oh okay, they should. Whatever. 0:16:39.600 --> 0:16:40.560 Anyway, we came full circle. 0:16:40.640 --> 0:16:43.360 Yeah, okay, thank you so much for listening to serial Killers. 0:16:43.680 --> 0:16:45.040 Just probably what do you doing? No? I didn't do 0:16:45.080 --> 0:16:46.400 that because I didn't want to rip the name off 0:16:46.440 --> 0:16:49.440 for the picture picture picture Andrew. I purposely tore it 0:16:49.480 --> 0:16:52.560 like that. Oh you purposely toy? Yes, I carefully went 0:16:52.600 --> 0:16:55.880 over the God. I do things with things in mind. 0:16:55.960 --> 0:17:00.200 Yeah, of course you do. Gosh, my god rips, he 0:17:00.480 --> 0:17:01.480 rips cautiously. 0:17:01.760 --> 0:17:02.160 I do. 0:17:02.400 --> 0:17:05.280 Okay, I always do. Yeah, sure, sure, sure champ. 0:17:05.359 --> 0:17:08.000 Okay, follow us please on all social serial Killers piece. 0:17:08.240 --> 0:17:11.160 Check out our friends Farmland Fresh Dairies on Instagram. 0:17:11.160 --> 0:17:12.359 But what did you think I was going to rate 0:17:12.400 --> 0:17:13.480 any of these cereals? 0:17:13.680 --> 0:17:15.760 I don't know. It's went in order. 0:17:15.840 --> 0:17:17.879 No, you said this is perfectly curated, and you were 0:17:17.880 --> 0:17:20.000 gonna do it from like what you thought we would 0:17:20.080 --> 0:17:20.280 rate it? 0:17:20.400 --> 0:17:22.080 Right, right? I thought this was gonna be good like 0:17:22.119 --> 0:17:24.240 fruit loops. Okay, so thought it was in the middle 0:17:24.240 --> 0:17:25.639 of the road. Okay, and then I thought that was 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:26.359 gonna be the worst. 0:17:27.040 --> 0:17:29.040