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Speaker 1: If you're working at a busy restaurant during the lunch rush,

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Speaker 1: you know how stressful that can be, taking orders, making food,

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Speaker 1: trying to stay organized. And then imagine, on top of

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Speaker 1: all of that, you received one of the strangest phone

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Speaker 1: calls ever from a customer who wants to order a

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Speaker 1: sandwich but has taken his sweet, sweet old time. There's

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Speaker 1: a good reason for it, though, you're gonna hear in

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Speaker 1: your phone tap right.

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Speaker 2: Now, Deli.

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Speaker 3: This is hello, Hi, I'm sorry.

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Speaker 4: Is this the deli?

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Speaker 3: Yes? This is Nick.

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Speaker 2: How can I help you?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? I like the places an order for a sandwich?

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Speaker 2: S Are you okay? Everything okay?

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Speaker 3: Over there? Oh so okay, excuse me, what's going on?

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Speaker 4: Sorry?

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Speaker 1: I bought one of those vibrating massage chairs from Sharper Image.

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Speaker 4: Okay.

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Speaker 1: Oh I've been at it in the last seventeen hours.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like a lot.

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Speaker 4: That's good.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, so your your sandwich order?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, it's just question. After my order?

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Speaker 1: Can you can you put in the notes to come

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Speaker 1: into the house and deliver it to my.

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Speaker 2: Lab And you wanted to deliver.

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Speaker 4: Aware onto my lap.

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Speaker 2: I don't know about that. I just don't want to

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Speaker 2: get up you can at your front doors. As far

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Speaker 2: as the I.

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Speaker 4: Want to stand up. It feels so good.

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Speaker 2: I'm that.

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Speaker 3: I'm that.

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Speaker 2: Did you want to put the order in or what?

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Speaker 2: My friend?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Sandwich?

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Speaker 2: We've got a lot of sandwiches. You want to to

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Speaker 2: think specific on it?

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Speaker 4: I no, I don't even care.

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Speaker 2: Okay, how about a ham and twist?

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Speaker 4: Not that one.

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Speaker 2: Listen, man, I'm busy right now. I can't pick the

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Speaker 2: sandwich for you. Why don't you call back when you're

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Speaker 2: ready to order?

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Speaker 4: Do you have a roast beer?

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Speaker 2: Yes, we have roast beef. You want a roastb sandwich?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? We're kind of bread sour dough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, sorry, I'm you know, I'm trying to help you

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Speaker 2: out disorder. This is pretty creepy, to be honest with you,

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Speaker 2: and you're in So if we could get disorder put in,

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Speaker 2: I appreciate it.

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Speaker 1: I'm just trying to tell you.

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Speaker 2: Why Why don't you turn off the chair while you're ordering? No?

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Speaker 4: What are you crazy? Have you been in a massage

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Speaker 4: chair before? Yeah?

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Speaker 2: I didn't. I wasn't in it for seventeen hours. I

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Speaker 2: don't think that's even help me.

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Speaker 4: You're missing out.

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Speaker 1: I'm I'm I'm I'm wearing a diaper right now?

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Speaker 2: Why you would you be wearing a diper? Sure?

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Speaker 4: I want to stand up?

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Speaker 2: All right, I should have asked that. I don't know

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Speaker 2: what I was thinking. I can have the sandwich deliver

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Speaker 2: to you. But that's uh, that's about it. That's that's

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Speaker 2: all I need to know from your and just what

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Speaker 2: you want on the sandwich?

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, sorry, what.

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna send you a roast beef sandwich? All right?

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Speaker 2: Just give me your address. I'm not knowing delivering it

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Speaker 2: to your lab.

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Speaker 1: Do you have any anybody over there that could pick

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Speaker 1: up my kids from soccer camp today?

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Speaker 2: No, listen, guy, we're up, jel, I gotta go.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I'll pay your delivery guy to pick up my

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Speaker 1: kids for me.

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Speaker 2: Sir, with all due respect, you need to get out

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Speaker 2: of your freaking chair and go pick up your kids.

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Speaker 2: You can't have the Delhi guy to pick up your kids.

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Speaker 4: I'm willing to pay extra.

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Speaker 2: No DELI turn off the chair, walk outside the house

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Speaker 2: and pick up your kids. I'll have the sandwich to

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Speaker 2: you in a half hour.

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Speaker 1: I feel like a human burrito and wrapped in a

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Speaker 1: tortilla of relaxation.

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Speaker 2: You you wasted my time. I'm not having this conversation

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Speaker 2: with you. I'm hanging up.

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Speaker 4: No, this is the call your roommate Ryan wanted me

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Speaker 4: to have with you.

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Speaker 2: What the hell you talking about?

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Speaker 3: Man?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Ryan loves some massage chairs and brank phone calls.

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Speaker 1: This is oh yeah, because this.

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Speaker 4: Is a prank call.

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Speaker 2: Are you kidding me?

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Speaker 4: I'm not in a massage chair metal radio station. My

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Speaker 4: name is jeff from Brook and Jeffrey in the Morning.

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Speaker 4: You just got phone tap, dude.

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Speaker 2: I gotta say I'm pretty relieved that I'm not talking

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Speaker 2: to a weirdo.

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Speaker 4: Yes, I felt pretty good for those last few minutes.

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Speaker 1: But your roommate Ryan emailed us and said you just

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Speaker 1: started this new job at the Delhi and you wanted

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Speaker 1: to make your first week more exciting.

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Speaker 2: My god, I don't even know how you are making.

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Speaker 2: No sounds like I don't know if you're in a

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Speaker 2: massage chair.

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Speaker 4: You sound dude.

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Speaker 2: You I don't like it. Week up every morning was

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Speaker 2: phone taps weekday mornings on the twenties Brooke and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the Morning