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Speaker 1: The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

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Speaker 1: what's up? This is the Jewel Show And you texted

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Speaker 1: us at four one oh six one and said you

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Speaker 1: had a dirty little secret. So we're calling you back.

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Speaker 1: Oh goys, yeah, HIHI morning, good morning. What's up? Do

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Speaker 1: you have time to tell us your dirty little secret

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Speaker 1: right now? Or are you busy? No? No, this is good.

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Speaker 1: It's cool. So I'm an office manager at a pretty

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Speaker 1: decent company and I've had this running joke with myself.

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Speaker 1: It's going on like three years now. So every morning

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Speaker 1: I get there early just so I can, you know,

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Speaker 1: get my head together, and I have breakfast in my car.

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Speaker 1: And the last thing I always have every day because

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Speaker 1: it's good for you, is I have a banas And

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Speaker 1: for whatever reason, a lot of the people that work

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Speaker 1: in my office drive pickups, and I couldn't I kind

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Speaker 1: of notice that walking from my car through the parking

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Speaker 1: lot through the garage, there's a lot of pickups and

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Speaker 1: I'm holding this banana peel. Oh just kind of tossed

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Speaker 1: it in a pickup, okay, and then I kept doing

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Speaker 1: it every day, So every day I just chuck your

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Speaker 1: banana peel into somebody else's truck. All the guys who

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Speaker 1: work with are probably like, who who's from Bana Peels

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Speaker 1: in the back of ard. They're like, wf Like are

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Speaker 1: there monkeys out there? What do you think? What? Like thick?

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Speaker 1: What is this kind of a joke? And I just

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Speaker 1: got too we should have somebody in the security look

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Speaker 1: into that. And they just have no idea. They have

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Speaker 1: no idea, and they're like, they're not angry, and they're like,

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Speaker 1: come on, you just they're they're flabber gaps and they

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Speaker 1: don't have any So it's the lounger goes the funny audience.

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Speaker 1: I think. I think that's a great idea, and it's

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Speaker 1: definitely funny because I feel like ban and Peels are

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Speaker 1: the most unserious thing ever really, whenever I see that,

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Speaker 1: I think they're hilarious. There was one in the hallway

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Speaker 1: once one time here in the studio and like it

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Speaker 1: was just laying there and everybody had like a funny reaction,

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Speaker 1: but no one picked it up. Well it's not you know,

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Speaker 1: it's in a truck set, so it's not gonna hurt anybody.

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Speaker 1: Nobody's gonna trip on it. And it's like some of

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Speaker 1: it's like a gama looking. Oh look there's still low

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Speaker 1: beef there. It's just kind of hanging out. That would

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Speaker 1: be so annoying if I was the guy having to

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Speaker 1: grab that out of my truck every single day. But

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Speaker 1: I mean brings joy to your day, So you should

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Speaker 1: start mixing it up too, you know, the banana peel,

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Speaker 1: and then just start other random items like a tire

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Speaker 1: that would be hard to hide though that's a big thing,

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Speaker 1: but you know what I mean, something I might get

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Speaker 1: caught with the tire. Are there security cameras in the

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Speaker 1: parking garage? Well, see that's the benefit of being the

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Speaker 1: office manager because I'm the one who has to turn

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Speaker 1: them on and all. So I turned I'm going to

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Speaker 1: get in. What would happen if you did get caught? Like,

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Speaker 1: what are the repercussions? Oh gosh, you know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: You know, I think everybody would bust a gut laughing,

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Speaker 1: because it's just at this point, it's just like it's

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Speaker 1: taken on mythical proportions. So I think, you know what,

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Speaker 1: I would miss banana bread for everybody for a week,

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Speaker 1: and I think it'd be okay, Well, you know, every

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Speaker 1: everybody everybody would be okay with except for Chuck. Chuck,

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Speaker 1: I think, oh yeah, so like I think everybody every

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Speaker 1: office has that one guy that just takes himself too

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Speaker 1: damn seriously and Chuck and mind by Chuck. And also

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Speaker 1: this tells you a lot about Chuck if he has

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Speaker 1: those that hang at the back of his truck. Oh yeah, right,

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Speaker 1: and everything you can possibly buy you put it on

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Speaker 1: a truck. He has bought it and put it on

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Speaker 1: his truck. So I may or may not single out

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Speaker 1: his truck more than anybody else's. It's so up so

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Speaker 1: like you know, every day, and it's come to a

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Speaker 1: point where people were like, we hope Chuck gets it

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Speaker 1: today because he'll he'll stop and he'll slam the door

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Speaker 1: open and walk in with his big football player stands him.

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Speaker 1: We'll give that fuck feet red and his neck is posting,

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Speaker 1: and he's got that beant on his forehead and it's

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Speaker 1: just I'm like, it's got funny. I really want you

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Speaker 1: to send a video to us. We'll keep it private

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Speaker 1: of Chuck freaking out over the bananipo one day. Thank

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Speaker 1: you for your dirty little secret. You're very welcome. The

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