WEBVTT - Second Date Update UPDATE: Jolly Old Mess

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much

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<v Speaker 1>for being here, just letting you know that you get

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<v Speaker 1>a little special treat today because.

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<v Speaker 2>Usually we're Monday, Wednesday, Friday for this podcast, but today

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<v Speaker 2>we got an update update, which means one of our

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<v Speaker 2>couples that actually went out called back in to give

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<v Speaker 2>us an update on the relationship, which.

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<v Speaker 1>We really did.

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<v Speaker 3>I know, it's really fine.

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<v Speaker 2>So we're gonna play the original second Date so you

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<v Speaker 2>know what's going on, and then stick around for the

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<v Speaker 2>end where we get to talk to them both.

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<v Speaker 3>Dude, and it's great you get the immediate follow up.

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<v Speaker 3>Imagine the people that heard this and had to wait months.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, So all right, here we go.

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<v Speaker 3>Second Date Update.

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<v Speaker 4>Nothing worse than coming off of a first date knowing

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<v Speaker 4>that you made a mistake.

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<v Speaker 1>Jose knows that feeling too well.

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<v Speaker 3>You just brought up a bunch of memories from like

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<v Speaker 3>last week. Yeah, man, I never should have ordered the

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<v Speaker 3>King Crab. While I'm definitely allergic to shelfing, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>But it's impressive when you do it because it means

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<v Speaker 2>you're balling out.

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<v Speaker 3>I just keep stabbing myself off in the neck with

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<v Speaker 3>an epipenn every five minutes. I can get through this.

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<v Speaker 2>The mouth counts as a first kiss turned on by

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<v Speaker 2>one of our listeners wrote to the show saying he

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<v Speaker 2>knows that he messed up, but he's hoping that his

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<v Speaker 2>date didn't notice.

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<v Speaker 3>The thing is, once I read what the mistake was,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, how could she not know? Welcome to the show.

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<v Speaker 3>What were you thinking?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

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<v Speaker 5>I thought, if I if I just kind of brought

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<v Speaker 5>in a little like added level of elevation.

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<v Speaker 1>That wait, real quick, real quick. What's her name?

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<v Speaker 5>Casey?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, that you met? Start at the beginning, tell us

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<v Speaker 3>what went wrong?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. Yeah, So we talked a little bit on on

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<v Speaker 5>dating app and we're like, it's just paying at a

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<v Speaker 5>local bar near my house.

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<v Speaker 2>So it seems innocent enough, easy.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I thought it might be a

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<v Speaker 5>good idea to talk in a light British accent for

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<v Speaker 5>a little bit. Do you always hear the concept that

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<v Speaker 5>men with accents or sexiar And you.

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<v Speaker 2>Know, couldn't she see on your dating bio that you

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<v Speaker 2>weren't British?

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<v Speaker 1>I guess they would if I mean, if I had European.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I was British and I was

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<v Speaker 2>on dating apps, it would be the first thing I would,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, swipe right of.

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<v Speaker 1>You around London.

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<v Speaker 3>To be fair, I don't think that you need to

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<v Speaker 3>be British to use a British accent. I don't think

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<v Speaker 3>women would care if you do a good enough one.

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<v Speaker 1>It could be pretty bad.

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<v Speaker 2>Talk to Britney Spears about how well that works out

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<v Speaker 2>for her.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

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<v Speaker 3>a sample of it?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I quite fondly, pawn, that's.

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<v Speaker 3>Just all right.

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<v Speaker 1>You really did it on the date, like from the

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<v Speaker 1>very start.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I was a lot more locked in the day

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<v Speaker 5>of the date. I was practicing all day, even when

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<v Speaker 5>I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

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<v Speaker 5>I was trying to be in character to make sure

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<v Speaker 5>I had it down.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you.

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<v Speaker 2>What was her response when she first heard you talk like.

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<v Speaker 5>That, Well, she asked if I was from there, and

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<v Speaker 5>I said I lived over there, just for a couple

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<v Speaker 5>of months, like studying abroad. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait, is that his lie or is that really true

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<v Speaker 2>that you lived over there?

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<v Speaker 3>It was a lie, okay.

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<v Speaker 5>But that's not the point. Okay, I wanted to sell

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<v Speaker 5>the story.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so you told her in a couple of months

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<v Speaker 2>you developed an accent, that's right, and.

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<v Speaker 3>Then moved and forgot everything.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

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<v Speaker 5>you know, you're saying a after.

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<v Speaker 1>Everything, it's not the same.

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<v Speaker 4>Met you a very impressionable young man.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay to Casey by it. That's what I want

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<v Speaker 1>to know.

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<v Speaker 5>It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

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<v Speaker 5>That's how I played it. So she was sticking around,

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<v Speaker 5>we were still hanging.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

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<v Speaker 5>You know, about two drinks in, I started kind of

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<v Speaker 5>letting it slip, my normal talking accent, but only in

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<v Speaker 5>a few sentences here and there.

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<v Speaker 4>You're like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, like a couple with

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<v Speaker 4>an accent, a couple with an American accent.

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<v Speaker 3>The place.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, during like the course of an hour and a half,

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<v Speaker 5>I probably went in and out of the accent half

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<v Speaker 5>a dozen times. But some of the word could go

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<v Speaker 5>either way. So I kind of thought, ash, maybe she

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<v Speaker 5>didn't notice certain parts of it.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't understand what's the long play on this, because

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<v Speaker 2>if you actually like this girl and you.

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<v Speaker 1>Want to go out with her again.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't continue this your entire relationship.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

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<v Speaker 5>it was back to my normal accent, because the thought

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<v Speaker 5>being I had been back in town long enough.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you're reacclimating back into the American accident.

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<v Speaker 4>Start wearing like cutoff shirts and like get really American, w.

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<v Speaker 3>Southern accent, spitt and chew.

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<v Speaker 5>Right.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so how did you two leave it?

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<v Speaker 5>So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

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<v Speaker 5>then we just kind of went about our business.

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<v Speaker 2>So are you prepared to tell the truth when we

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<v Speaker 2>call her next or are you wanting to keep up

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<v Speaker 2>this farce?

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<v Speaker 5>I don't know what do you guys think? Bro?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you have to use Look, this is a

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<v Speaker 1>joke from the first ten minutes.

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<v Speaker 2>Then you tell her the way where show from the

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<v Speaker 2>BBC and we all call with a British accent.

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<v Speaker 1>You like it?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, let's practice it right now? Oh K.

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<v Speaker 2>Sometimes there's Australia has multiple networks, So we're really going

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<v Speaker 2>to terrify this girl when we come back and scream

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<v Speaker 2>at her in a bunch of different accents and try

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<v Speaker 2>to get you a date.

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<v Speaker 3>Make some tea.

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<v Speaker 4>You're going to do it with your second date update

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<v Speaker 4>right after this.

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<v Speaker 3>Hold on that second date update.

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<v Speaker 1>You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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<v Speaker 1>and we're gonna find out how the couple is right

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<v Speaker 1>after you here. Part two.

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<v Speaker 4>This is the news intro from the actual BBC.

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<v Speaker 3>I knew that, and.

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<v Speaker 4>I I genuinely don't believe that we can actually pull

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<v Speaker 4>this off. But it's actually more of a moral dilemma

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<v Speaker 4>for us right now than it is for our listener, Mitch,

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<v Speaker 4>who's asked us for a second date update because he

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<v Speaker 4>faked a British accent during his first date to impress

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<v Speaker 4>a girl.

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<v Speaker 2>He half faked it, yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out,

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<v Speaker 2>so clearly.

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<v Speaker 4>It didn't go very well for him, and that's why

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<v Speaker 4>he's reached out to us for help. And now Brooke

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<v Speaker 4>has suggested that we follow his lie and pretend to

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<v Speaker 4>call the woman that he went out with, named Casey,

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<v Speaker 4>pretending to be from the news desk at the BBC

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<v Speaker 4>in London.

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<v Speaker 1>That's right, Jeffrey.

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<v Speaker 2>We're here in ron job right and on the job

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<v Speaker 2>what do they call it there?

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<v Speaker 1>Job sounds to American. Yeah, we're in the office, we're

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<v Speaker 1>at the.

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<v Speaker 5>Bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't this might be a this might be a disaster.

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<v Speaker 4>But I have thought long and hard about what to

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<v Speaker 4>do here. And Mitch, are you still there?

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<v Speaker 5>I am still there?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, you think we need to tell the truth.

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<v Speaker 3>We should try the British accents for entertainment purposes. It's

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<v Speaker 3>a pact that we're all making, and it together. We

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<v Speaker 3>all go down together, us full along with all good

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<v Speaker 3>buddy Mitch Mitchell. No not Mitch.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch's American Mitch is like a flat make that you've

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<v Speaker 2>had since college.

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<v Speaker 3>We need to stop with the accents.

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<v Speaker 4>So we're gonna drive all of our listeners away on

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<v Speaker 4>every continent.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch. We're willing to do this for you.

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<v Speaker 4>We just have to be from some sort of British

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<v Speaker 4>radio show and we're doing a segment called the Second

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<v Speaker 4>Date shack off.

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<v Speaker 5>This is awesome. Let's do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I don't know why. Jeffrey sounds like a

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<v Speaker 1>mail Mary Poppins.

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<v Speaker 2>I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>Very formal. These Americans are their enthusiasm. I love it. Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>let us give Casey a ring, shall we?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes? Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Hello? Is is this an American woman named.

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<v Speaker 5>Casey who's calling.

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<v Speaker 3>Hello, Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan Clark from

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<v Speaker 3>BBC Radio four. You're on our morning talk show here

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<v Speaker 3>in London. Oh Hello, Hello, I apologize. That's my co host.

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<v Speaker 3>She is quite drunk this morning. I apologize. Casey. Are

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<v Speaker 3>you there?

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, there's some joke.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, no, no joke. We've we've phoned you today

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<v Speaker 3>because we're delving into the racous dating line of cheeky Americans.

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<v Speaker 1>Those Americans you mean British men.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, Americans. Quite a few Irish coffees this month's

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<v Speaker 3>So your name was actually given to us by one

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<v Speaker 3>of our listeners, a former local bloke named Mitchell.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, yeah, the two of you had a bit of

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<v Speaker 5>a snog and a bob the other night at an

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<v Speaker 5>American tavern. I'm not sure what that means, but we

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<v Speaker 5>had a date the other night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, So our jobs this morning is we would like

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<v Speaker 3>to pry if you don't mind, and ask you a

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<v Speaker 3>bit about how it went.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, hold on, So Mitch talked to you all the way,

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<v Speaker 5>that's right. Where are you?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, Mitch, Mitch spoke to us earlier. He said you

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<v Speaker 3>two had a wicked good time may have got a

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<v Speaker 3>bit knockered at the bar, and we all want to

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<v Speaker 3>know is it factual or just a load of rubbish?

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<v Speaker 3>She said it was quite lovely.

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<v Speaker 1>Though quite lovely, Well, she was quite lovely stature you can.

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<v Speaker 3>We're trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey

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<v Speaker 3>over it. I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize.

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<v Speaker 1>No, British people love Americans.

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<v Speaker 3>Your opinion, Casey, how did it go?

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<v Speaker 5>This is so weird.

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<v Speaker 3>I know this calls a bit random, but when you

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<v Speaker 3>were doing this a huge service if you could just

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<v Speaker 3>speak to us for a tiny bit.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

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<v Speaker 5>but I mean it was fine, Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, at any point during the day was he acting

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<v Speaker 3>a bit dodgy?

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<v Speaker 5>Well, there was a point towards the beginning of the

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<v Speaker 5>day that I was a little taken aback because I

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<v Speaker 5>didn't know he had a British accent.

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<v Speaker 3>I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

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<v Speaker 5>Well, to be honest, I wasn't really sure he was

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<v Speaker 5>telling the truth.

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<v Speaker 6>But it's all starting to make sense now, I guess

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<v Speaker 6>because I'm talking to you all.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it's true, You're never allowed to lie on British radio,

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<v Speaker 3>that is one of the rules.

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<v Speaker 1>But on American radio they lie all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>Just lie, lie, Lie, Lie lie, and maybe sometimes they

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<v Speaker 2>should come clean.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

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<v Speaker 3>a bit tricky.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, definitely.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>You're trying to impress someone that you're meeting for the

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<v Speaker 3>first time. So perhaps this was a situation going on

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<v Speaker 3>with young Mitchell. How is he better in British? The

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<v Speaker 3>language just flows out to me. Here's the situation. The

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<v Speaker 3>way that this segment works is we have the person

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<v Speaker 3>that you went on a date with sitting on the

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<v Speaker 3>other line, listening in on the conversation. Yeah, and at

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<v Speaker 3>the start of this call, we were not fully honest

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<v Speaker 3>with you, so I do apologize for that. But he

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<v Speaker 3>is there waiting to speak his piece. Mitchell, are you there?

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<v Speaker 5>Hello?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh? There he is, Night in Shining Ala, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 5>Is that you is? It's me again? And this is

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<v Speaker 5>super strange. I mean, I'm not sure why you had

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<v Speaker 5>to call England to.

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<v Speaker 1>Well for second day.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a friend of our shows.

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<v Speaker 5>I'm very familiar with them, and my time there I

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<v Speaker 5>spent listening to the melot and grew quite fond of them.

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<v Speaker 5>I mean, okay, I guess that makes sense. You a

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<v Speaker 5>lot of trouble for me, so that's kind of cool. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>well you were. I think of you as a quite

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<v Speaker 5>proper fit bird, so I wanted to.

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<v Speaker 2>Do whatever trou But remember, Mitch, this may be very

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<v Speaker 2>hard to keep up, if you know what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitchell never shies away from a challenge.

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<v Speaker 5>So do you no, I do not.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, bloody hell.

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<v Speaker 3>I believe that what my drunken co host is referring

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<v Speaker 3>to over there is it's quite difficult to go out

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<v Speaker 3>in the modern world because of the prices of everything.

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<v Speaker 3>Inflation has made paying for things just absolutely preposterous. And

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to take care of all the finances and

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<v Speaker 3>offer to pay for your next meetup with Mitchell, maybe

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<v Speaker 3>some fish and chips and some mushy peas. Now you're

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<v Speaker 3>making me hunger.

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<v Speaker 5>I'd love to cut your film with you as well.

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<v Speaker 5>That's something I know we both share in common.

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<v Speaker 3>Trip to the cinema.

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<v Speaker 5>Why did you just sound like an American there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, we have American roots issue.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the telly that we're going over?

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<v Speaker 3>And telephones?

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<v Speaker 5>You know?

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<v Speaker 3>Unfortunately I am staring out the window, and I do

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<v Speaker 3>see Big Ben off in the distance, and we are

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<v Speaker 3>running out of time. The segment is nearly at a

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<v Speaker 3>close case. We need an answer from you, definitively yes

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<v Speaker 3>or no. Would you like to go out with Mitch

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<v Speaker 3>once more?

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<v Speaker 6>But I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel

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<v Speaker 6>like I could be.

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<v Speaker 5>Missing the joke here. Yeah, I'd like to try it again.

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<v Speaker 5>It's going to be a quite proper fine night and

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<v Speaker 5>we're going to have an incredible evening together again. No

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<v Speaker 5>guy has ever got in such trouble to try to

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<v Speaker 5>get me to go out on a second date with this,

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<v Speaker 5>so I'm impressed. Anything for a special lady like yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>All right? Which one you piped down for just a bit?

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<v Speaker 3>It's another successful second date. Snogolf's here on BBC Radio

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<v Speaker 3>for stay tuned as we recap all of the Beatles'

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<v Speaker 3>greatest hits. They're going out of soil here Inndy. It's

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<v Speaker 3>brooking Jeffrey. Oh no, it's a Jonathan Clark.

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<v Speaker 2>This is not good brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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<v Speaker 3>There's proof that we could do a successful radio show

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<v Speaker 3>in England if we wanted to. BBC you have our number.

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<v Speaker 3>But now it's time for us to get an update

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<v Speaker 3>on Mitch and Casey's situation. And unfortunately Casey couldn't be

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<v Speaker 3>with us on the call today. It's just going to

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<v Speaker 3>be Mitch, Mitch, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 5>Hey, guys, how's it going?

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<v Speaker 3>What's going on there in Casey?

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<v Speaker 6>So we are unfortunately not together anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>What I I have to know? Did you ever come clean?

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<v Speaker 5>So?

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<v Speaker 6>I was able to keep it up for a pretty

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<v Speaker 6>good amount of time, I'll be honest, really, but unfortunately

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<v Speaker 6>I just was not able to keep it up.

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<v Speaker 5>Honestly.

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<v Speaker 6>The election really screwed everything up.

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<v Speaker 3>The election.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, because as soon as the election here kind of finished,

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<v Speaker 6>she starts asking me all these questions about British politics.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, oh, no, you know nothing.

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<v Speaker 3>What did you say?

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<v Speaker 6>I told her it's really all about what the queen,

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<v Speaker 6>What Queen Elizabeth wants to do?

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<v Speaker 3>A Queen Elizabeth runs the show?

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, and unfortunately she is dead.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah you didn't know.

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<v Speaker 3>That for a while.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, did you just finally tell her? I'm sorry, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been lying to you.

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<v Speaker 6>At a certain point, we did finally get to it.

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<v Speaker 6>I got to break from my fake accent and kind

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<v Speaker 6>of mention, here's actually what's going on, and I tried

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<v Speaker 6>to wrap it up. Could you even imagine a man

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<v Speaker 6>trying so hard to keep you happy?

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<v Speaker 3>And she wasn't impressed by that? Yeah, that's yeah.

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<v Speaker 6>So it's just me, guys. So if you know anyone

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<v Speaker 6>that's attracted to British men, you let them know.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, yeah, she got to be an Australian guy.

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<v Speaker 3>Next time they'll be able to hold on longer. I'm

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<v Speaker 3>sorry you aren't together, but keep us update. If you

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<v Speaker 3>need more help with your dating life, you can always

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<v Speaker 3>reach out.

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<v Speaker 6>Okay, all right, thanks guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Only American you can reach out

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<v Speaker 5>In the morning.