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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Second Date Podcast. Thank you so much

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Speaker 1: for being here, just letting you know that you get

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Speaker 1: a little special treat today because.

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Speaker 2: Usually we're Monday, Wednesday, Friday for this podcast, but today

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Speaker 2: we got an update update, which means one of our

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Speaker 2: couples that actually went out called back in to give

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Speaker 2: us an update on the relationship, which.

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Speaker 1: We really did.

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Speaker 3: I know, it's really fine.

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Speaker 2: So we're gonna play the original second Date so you

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Speaker 2: know what's going on, and then stick around for the

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Speaker 2: end where we get to talk to them both.

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Speaker 3: Dude, and it's great you get the immediate follow up.

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Speaker 3: Imagine the people that heard this and had to wait months.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, So all right, here we go.

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Speaker 3: Second Date Update.

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Speaker 4: Nothing worse than coming off of a first date knowing

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Speaker 4: that you made a mistake.

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Speaker 1: Jose knows that feeling too well.

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Speaker 3: You just brought up a bunch of memories from like

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Speaker 3: last week. Yeah, man, I never should have ordered the

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Speaker 3: King Crab. While I'm definitely allergic to shelfing, I think.

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Speaker 2: But it's impressive when you do it because it means

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Speaker 2: you're balling out.

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Speaker 3: I just keep stabbing myself off in the neck with

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Speaker 3: an epipenn every five minutes. I can get through this.

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Speaker 2: The mouth counts as a first kiss turned on by

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Speaker 2: one of our listeners wrote to the show saying he

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Speaker 2: knows that he messed up, but he's hoping that his

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Speaker 2: date didn't notice.

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Speaker 3: The thing is, once I read what the mistake was,

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Speaker 3: I mean, how could she not know? Welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: What were you thinking?

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Speaker 5: Well, you know, I don't know what I was thinking.

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Speaker 5: I thought, if I if I just kind of brought

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Speaker 5: in a little like added level of elevation.

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Speaker 1: That wait, real quick, real quick. What's her name?

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Speaker 5: Casey?

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Speaker 3: Okay, that you met? Start at the beginning, tell us

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Speaker 3: what went wrong?

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Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, So we talked a little bit on on

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Speaker 5: dating app and we're like, it's just paying at a

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Speaker 5: local bar near my house.

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Speaker 2: So it seems innocent enough, easy.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And I thought it might be a

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Speaker 5: good idea to talk in a light British accent for

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Speaker 5: a little bit. Do you always hear the concept that

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Speaker 5: men with accents or sexiar And you.

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Speaker 2: Know, couldn't she see on your dating bio that you

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Speaker 2: weren't British?

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Speaker 1: I guess they would if I mean, if I had European.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I was British and I was

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Speaker 2: on dating apps, it would be the first thing I would,

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Speaker 2: you know, swipe right of.

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Speaker 1: You around London.

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Speaker 3: To be fair, I don't think that you need to

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Speaker 3: be British to use a British accent. I don't think

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Speaker 3: women would care if you do a good enough one.

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Speaker 1: It could be pretty bad.

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Speaker 2: Talk to Britney Spears about how well that works out

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Speaker 2: for her.

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Speaker 3: Maybe he has a great British accent. Can we get

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Speaker 3: a sample of it?

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Speaker 5: Well, I quite fondly, pawn, that's.

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Speaker 3: Just all right.

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Speaker 1: You really did it on the date, like from the

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Speaker 1: very start.

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Speaker 5: Well, I was a lot more locked in the day

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Speaker 5: of the date. I was practicing all day, even when

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Speaker 5: I was like going to like the gas station earlier,

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Speaker 5: I was trying to be in character to make sure

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Speaker 5: I had it down.

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Speaker 1: Okay, so we know why she's ghosting you.

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Speaker 2: What was her response when she first heard you talk like.

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Speaker 5: That, Well, she asked if I was from there, and

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Speaker 5: I said I lived over there, just for a couple

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Speaker 5: of months, like studying abroad. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Wait, is that his lie or is that really true

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Speaker 2: that you lived over there?

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Speaker 3: It was a lie, okay.

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Speaker 5: But that's not the point. Okay, I wanted to sell

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Speaker 2: Okay, so you told her in a couple of months

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Speaker 2: you developed an accent, that's right, and.

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Speaker 3: Then moved and forgot everything.

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Speaker 5: Do you ever go to Canada and then next thing

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Speaker 5: you know, you're saying a after.

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Speaker 1: Everything, it's not the same.

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Speaker 4: Met you a very impressionable young man.

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Speaker 1: That's okay to Casey by it. That's what I want

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Speaker 5: It felt like if she stuck around, she was into it.

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Speaker 5: That's how I played it. So she was sticking around,

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Speaker 5: we were still hanging.

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Speaker 1: Okay, did you ever reveal your real voice?

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Speaker 5: You know, about two drinks in, I started kind of

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Speaker 5: letting it slip, my normal talking accent, but only in

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Speaker 4: You're like Mel Gibson in Braveheart, like a couple with

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Speaker 3: The place.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, during like the course of an hour and a half,

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Speaker 5: I probably went in and out of the accent half

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Speaker 5: a dozen times. But some of the word could go

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Speaker 5: either way. So I kind of thought, ash, maybe she

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Speaker 2: I don't understand what's the long play on this, because

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Speaker 2: if you actually like this girl and you.

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Speaker 1: Want to go out with her again.

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Speaker 2: You can't continue this your entire relationship.

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Speaker 5: Well, I figured I could slowly water it down until

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Speaker 5: it was back to my normal accent, because the thought

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Speaker 5: being I had been back in town long enough.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you're reacclimating back into the American accident.

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Speaker 4: Start wearing like cutoff shirts and like get really American, w.

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Speaker 3: Southern accent, spitt and chew.

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Speaker 5: Right.

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Speaker 3: Okay, so how did you two leave it?

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Speaker 5: So we ended the day and it seemed fine, and

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Speaker 5: then we just kind of went about our business.

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Speaker 2: So are you prepared to tell the truth when we

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Speaker 2: call her next or are you wanting to keep up

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Speaker 2: this farce?

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Speaker 5: I don't know what do you guys think? Bro?

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Speaker 1: I think you have to use Look, this is a

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Speaker 1: joke from the first ten minutes.

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Speaker 2: Then you tell her the way where show from the

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Speaker 2: BBC and we all call with a British accent.

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Speaker 1: You like it?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, let's practice it right now? Oh K.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes there's Australia has multiple networks, So we're really going

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Speaker 2: to terrify this girl when we come back and scream

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Speaker 2: at her in a bunch of different accents and try

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Speaker 2: to get you a date.

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Speaker 3: Make some tea.

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Speaker 4: You're going to do it with your second date update

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Speaker 4: right after this.

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Speaker 3: Hold on that second date update.

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Speaker 1: You're in the middle of a second date update update,

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Speaker 1: and we're gonna find out how the couple is right

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Speaker 1: after you here. Part two.

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Speaker 4: This is the news intro from the actual BBC.

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Speaker 3: I knew that, and.

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Speaker 4: I I genuinely don't believe that we can actually pull

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Speaker 4: this off. But it's actually more of a moral dilemma

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Speaker 4: for us right now than it is for our listener, Mitch,

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Speaker 4: who's asked us for a second date update because he

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Speaker 4: faked a British accent during his first date to impress

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Speaker 2: He half faked it, yeah, yeah, the American kept slipping out,

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Speaker 2: so clearly.

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Speaker 4: It didn't go very well for him, and that's why

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Speaker 4: he's reached out to us for help. And now Brooke

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Speaker 4: has suggested that we follow his lie and pretend to

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Speaker 4: call the woman that he went out with, named Casey,

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Speaker 4: pretending to be from the news desk at the BBC

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Speaker 1: That's right, Jeffrey.

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Speaker 2: We're here in ron job right and on the job

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Speaker 2: what do they call it there?

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Speaker 1: Job sounds to American. Yeah, we're in the office, we're

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Speaker 1: at the.

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Speaker 5: Bathroom.

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Speaker 4: I don't this might be a this might be a disaster.

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Speaker 4: But I have thought long and hard about what to

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Speaker 4: do here. And Mitch, are you still there?

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Speaker 5: I am still there?

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Speaker 3: Okay, So I think for better or for worse?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you think we need to tell the truth.

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Speaker 3: We should try the British accents for entertainment purposes. It's

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Speaker 3: a pact that we're all making, and it together. We

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Speaker 3: all go down together, us full along with all good

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Speaker 3: buddy Mitch Mitchell. No not Mitch.

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Speaker 2: Mitch's American Mitch is like a flat make that you've

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Speaker 3: We need to stop with the accents.

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Speaker 4: So we're gonna drive all of our listeners away on

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Speaker 4: every continent.

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Speaker 3: Mitch. We're willing to do this for you.

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Speaker 4: We just have to be from some sort of British

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Speaker 4: radio show and we're doing a segment called the Second

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Speaker 4: Date shack off.

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Speaker 5: This is awesome. Let's do it.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, I don't know why. Jeffrey sounds like a

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Speaker 1: mail Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 2: I love it.

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Speaker 3: Very formal. These Americans are their enthusiasm. I love it. Okay,

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Speaker 3: let us give Casey a ring, shall we?

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Speaker 5: Yes? Hello?

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Speaker 3: Hello? Is is this an American woman named.

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Speaker 5: Casey who's calling.

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Speaker 3: Hello, Apologies for disrupting your day. I'm Jonathan Clark from

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Speaker 3: BBC Radio four. You're on our morning talk show here

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Speaker 3: in London. Oh Hello, Hello, I apologize. That's my co host.

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Speaker 3: She is quite drunk this morning. I apologize. Casey. Are

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Speaker 3: you there?

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Speaker 5: Yes, there's some joke.

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Speaker 3: No, no, no, no joke. We've we've phoned you today

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Speaker 3: because we're delving into the racous dating line of cheeky Americans.

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Speaker 1: Those Americans you mean British men.

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Speaker 3: No, no, Americans. Quite a few Irish coffees this month's

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Speaker 3: So your name was actually given to us by one

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Speaker 3: of our listeners, a former local bloke named Mitchell.

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Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, the two of you had a bit of

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Speaker 5: a snog and a bob the other night at an

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Speaker 5: American tavern. I'm not sure what that means, but we

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Speaker 5: had a date the other night.

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Speaker 3: Yes, So our jobs this morning is we would like

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Speaker 3: to pry if you don't mind, and ask you a

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Speaker 3: bit about how it went.

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Speaker 5: Okay, hold on, So Mitch talked to you all the way,

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Speaker 5: that's right. Where are you?

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Speaker 3: Yes, Mitch, Mitch spoke to us earlier. He said you

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Speaker 3: two had a wicked good time may have got a

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Speaker 3: bit knockered at the bar, and we all want to

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Speaker 3: know is it factual or just a load of rubbish?

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Speaker 3: She said it was quite lovely.

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Speaker 1: Though quite lovely, Well, she was quite lovely stature you can.

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Speaker 3: We're trying to speak to our new American friend, Casey

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Speaker 3: over it. I love Americans, Casey, I do apologize.

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Speaker 1: No, British people love Americans.

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Speaker 3: Your opinion, Casey, how did it go?

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Speaker 5: This is so weird.

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Speaker 3: I know this calls a bit random, but when you

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Speaker 3: were doing this a huge service if you could just

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Speaker 3: speak to us for a tiny bit.

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't know what exactly you guys are looking for,

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Speaker 5: but I mean it was fine, Okay.

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Speaker 3: I must have been a pleasant surprise to you then.

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Speaker 5: Well, to be honest, I wasn't really sure he was

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Speaker 6: But it's all starting to make sense now, I guess

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Speaker 1: But on American radio they lie all the time.

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Speaker 2: Just lie, lie, Lie, Lie lie, and maybe sometimes they

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Speaker 3: Okay, look, Casey, I understand sometimes first dates can be

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Speaker 3: You're trying to impress someone that you're meeting for the

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 3: Oh? There he is, Night in Shining Ala, Mitch.

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Speaker 5: Is that you is? It's me again? And this is

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Speaker 1: Well for second day.

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Speaker 3: He's a friend of our shows.

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Speaker 5: I'm very familiar with them, and my time there I

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Speaker 2: Do whatever trou But remember, Mitch, this may be very

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Speaker 5: So do you no, I do not.

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Speaker 1: Well, bloody hell.

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Speaker 3: I believe that what my drunken co host is referring

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Speaker 5: I'd love to cut your film with you as well.

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Speaker 5: That's something I know we both share in common.

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Speaker 3: Trip to the cinema.

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Speaker 5: Why did you just sound like an American there?

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Speaker 5: You know?

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Speaker 3: Unfortunately I am staring out the window, and I do

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Speaker 6: But I don't know why everybody's laughing, and I feel

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Speaker 5: Missing the joke here. Yeah, I'd like to try it again.

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Speaker 5: It's going to be a quite proper fine night and

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Speaker 5: we're going to have an incredible evening together again. No

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Speaker 5: so I'm impressed. Anything for a special lady like yourself.

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Speaker 3: All right? Which one you piped down for just a bit?

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Speaker 3: It's another successful second date. Snogolf's here on BBC Radio

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Speaker 3: for stay tuned as we recap all of the Beatles'

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Speaker 3: greatest hits. They're going out of soil here Inndy. It's

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Speaker 3: brooking Jeffrey. Oh no, it's a Jonathan Clark.

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Speaker 2: This is not good brooking Jeffrey in the morning.

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Speaker 3: There's proof that we could do a successful radio show

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Speaker 3: in England if we wanted to. BBC you have our number.

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Speaker 3: But now it's time for us to get an update

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Speaker 3: be Mitch, Mitch, what's going on?

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Speaker 5: Hey, guys, how's it going?

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Speaker 3: What's going on there in Casey?

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Speaker 6: So we are unfortunately not together anymore.

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Speaker 1: What I I have to know? Did you ever come clean?

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Speaker 5: So?

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Speaker 5: Honestly.

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Speaker 6: The election really screwed everything up.

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Speaker 3: The election.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, because as soon as the election here kind of finished,

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh, no, you know nothing.

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Speaker 3: What did you say?

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Speaker 6: I told her it's really all about what the queen,

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Speaker 3: A Queen Elizabeth runs the show?

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Speaker 6: Yeah, and unfortunately she is dead.

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Speaker 1: Yeah you didn't know.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, did you just finally tell her? I'm sorry, I've

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Speaker 6: At a certain point, we did finally get to it.

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Speaker 6: I got to break from my fake accent and kind

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Speaker 6: of mention, here's actually what's going on, and I tried

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Speaker 6: to wrap it up. Could you even imagine a man

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Speaker 3: And she wasn't impressed by that? Yeah, that's yeah.

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Speaker 6: So it's just me, guys. So if you know anyone

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Speaker 6: that's attracted to British men, you let them know.

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Speaker 3: No, no, yeah, she got to be an Australian guy.

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Speaker 3: Next time they'll be able to hold on longer. I'm

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Speaker 3: sorry you aren't together, but keep us update. If you

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Speaker 3: reach out.

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Speaker 6: Okay, all right, thanks guys.

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Speaker 1: Only American you can reach out

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Speaker 5: In the morning.