Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend
Speaker 1: Onto your Butts. That I nailed the Samuel Jack the
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Speaker 1: fifty two trend On to your butt, trend onto your butts.
Speaker 1: There it is sometimes because I can't do impersonations, I
Speaker 1: just like do a bad one and then wait for
Speaker 1: Miles to do good. Correct. Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 2: I hate this hacker crap.
Speaker 1: Uh if you current do that on television.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Truly turn not current Curno on the discord saying sorry,
Speaker 1: you gotta try resubmitting this one more time, just because
Speaker 1: Jack keeps saying that classic Jurassic Part quote. Can't stop,
Speaker 1: won't stop. It's a problem that I'm working on. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: with therapist. I'm Jack that Miles hold onto your butts, and.
Speaker 3: This is hold on. This is something that is trending.
Speaker 3: This is something that's holding on to your butts. Oh no,
Speaker 3: oh boy, oh boy, Jack, we were doing such good work. Yeah,
Speaker 3: hold on to your butts or your bands.
Speaker 2: Uh in Florida bands will.
Speaker 3: Make there there's a reparations band. Okay, look, this is
Speaker 3: this is a bunch of nonsense. There's a state senator
Speaker 3: there who previously tried to like outlaw giving water to
Speaker 3: people that are like in line to vote. You also
Speaker 3: filed a bill in February called the Ultimate Cancel Act.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. We talked about that that was
Speaker 1: going to cancel.
Speaker 3: To eliminate the Democratic Party because they included slavery as
Speaker 3: part of its platform. And you're like, wait, what, okay, nice,
Speaker 3: try anyway. So what happened is here this Senator Blaze
Speaker 3: in Goglia wants to end the debate over whether reparations
Speaker 3: should be paid to descendants of slaves, so basically saying like,
Speaker 3: we're going to outlawed in the state constitution. And this
Speaker 3: basically would be a like be a resolution that would
Speaker 3: be on the twenty twenty fourth ballot where people could
Speaker 3: approve a constitutional amendment quote prohibiting any government in Florida
Speaker 3: from paying reparations to certain individuals.
Speaker 2: It's so fucked up, this is so bad.
Speaker 3: And then it goes on to say those individuals include
Speaker 3: anyone with an ancestor who was quote an enslaved individual
Speaker 3: who has who lived in the United States before December sixth,
Speaker 3: eighteen sixty five.
Speaker 2: So yeah, trying to get out ahead of it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, in Boglia from individuals, freeze that, like at the
Speaker 1: current level of popularity, because it feels like maybe it
Speaker 1: might be more popular in the future.
Speaker 2: Is that probably?
Speaker 3: I mean, as more people are like even being like, yeah,
Speaker 3: what about land what about the land back movement? What
Speaker 3: about there's a lot of you know, look, not a
Speaker 3: lot of people can deal with their you know, settler
Speaker 3: colonial history in a constructive way.
Speaker 2: So look, this is a way to just ban it completely.
Speaker 2: Just put in the constitution. A'm gonna fucking talk about that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry, Certain individuals inhabited this land for millennia
Speaker 3: before the Europeans arrived.
Speaker 1: But certain individuals who shall not be named.
Speaker 3: That is such a wild I don't even is it
Speaker 3: a euph and what is the point of that.
Speaker 1: Legal?
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: Smooth it over, just nice and smooth. Taylor Swift is trending,
Speaker 1: just perpetually. It's always true. Yeah, but right now she's
Speaker 1: trending because a priest is warning her yep about her
Speaker 1: love of demons. Yeah, that's not the vibe I get
Speaker 1: from her.
Speaker 3: Trend onto your butts, y'all, because when I played the
Speaker 3: powerful words of this priest. Yeah, hold on your bus,
Speaker 3: hold bus, holding your butts you you will probably Rea
Speaker 3: think you know your love of Taylor Swift or the
Speaker 3: Eras Tour, any of that.
Speaker 1: Where are we coming from? Where's this priest coming from?
Speaker 1: Is this in Brazil?
Speaker 2: I know she had Oh no, no, there is.
Speaker 3: This priest is coming straight out of the United States
Speaker 3: of America. Good old fashioned Catholic, fucking demonic fear mongering.
Speaker 2: Myles.
Speaker 1: I know you're being a little tongue in cheek on
Speaker 1: this one, but if you've got a problem with this guy,
Speaker 1: why don't you go ask his boss?
Speaker 3: The po.
Speaker 4: Incredibly talented and influential artist, and so the demons will
Speaker 4: take deep note of what she's doing and how she's
Speaker 4: doing it and who she's influencing. And so when they
Speaker 4: imitate these rituals with these orbs and these black capes,
Speaker 4: that looks like something you'd find in the woods and
Speaker 4: the woods, her intent was not to practice any witchcraft.
Speaker 3: So this is where it like, he goes on and
Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about?
Speaker 1: Three question Mark producer Brian on looks like something you
Speaker 1: would find in the woods.
Speaker 2: Okay, is this guy preest?
Speaker 3: He looks like a roadie who got kicked off a
Speaker 3: warped towards He is a red face.
Speaker 1: He's got that face like the head of a person
Speaker 1: who has not has not had woken up without a
Speaker 1: hangover in the past like forty years, just like puffy
Speaker 1: ass head and clearly very into Taylor Swift. Oh he's
Speaker 1: like she like the fact that he had to do
Speaker 1: the a side where he was like very talented, like
Speaker 1: very Oh my God, like amazing. I love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You can't attack Taylor and then get
Speaker 3: your Jesus message through. And also like its like it's
Speaker 3: actually irrelevant to the demons. They're actually gonna take note
Speaker 3: but for influence. And I'm like, where exactly are the
Speaker 3: bylaws of like demonic practices?
Speaker 1: And we're just hanging out in the waiting room from
Speaker 1: Beetlejuice just like yeah, taking notes, just having a chat
Speaker 1: with the demons. Uh, they actually don't care about that.
Speaker 2: I just talked to them, right.
Speaker 3: Is there something in the Bible that's like and Jesus
Speaker 3: told to hold his disciples beware of those who practice
Speaker 3: demonic rituals and wearing black capes that look like something
Speaker 3: out of the woods.
Speaker 1: Out of the Woods is the best part. So because
Speaker 1: it's like I thought he was gonna say, like out
Speaker 1: of a you know, like one of like any wine
Speaker 1: shut like sex party or like black mass or something
Speaker 1: from the Bible.
Speaker 2: Maybe he did that shit all.
Speaker 1: The way back to like the fucking puritanical days where
Speaker 1: everyone was just like, don't go in the woods where
Speaker 1: there be witches there. Yeah, Like something out of the
Speaker 1: Woods is so funny.
Speaker 3: I mean it also just sounds like to like eighty
Speaker 3: satanic panic where it's yeah, and kids are doing they're
Speaker 3: just fucking fucking around in the woods with their demonic shit.
Speaker 3: It's like that's what it's a reference to, Like kids
Speaker 3: doing stuff in the woods.
Speaker 1: Looks like something out of the Woods also sugges yes
Speaker 1: that like this is what you find in the woods,
Speaker 1: like everywhere, Like the second you just go to the woods,
Speaker 1: you are going to find people in black cloaks doing
Speaker 1: black magic.
Speaker 2: Yes you will, Yes you will.
Speaker 1: Sorry have you been to the woods, because it seems
Speaker 1: like you're a city slicker and you're not spending a
Speaker 1: lot of times walking through the woods, which I also
Speaker 1: do not do because I do not want to be
Speaker 1: tempted by Satan.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just walking through.
Speaker 3: Hey, kids, I know your intent is to not summon
Speaker 3: the demons, but just so you know, it's it's irrelevant
Speaker 3: to the demons.
Speaker 1: They're here and they're paying attention. You have their attention.
Speaker 1: They're looking at you, and they're jacking off. I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: that's that's not me. I'm not talking about when I
Speaker 1: watched the tailor, the Taylor Swift concert film. She's so talented.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, anyways, they that's that's this week in Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: We need to check it with the Catholic church more often.
Speaker 1: And this ship is amazing.
Speaker 3: Dude, It's so I mean, if you want to, it's
Speaker 3: constantly like I look, I do occasionally like see what's
Speaker 3: happening in the church. It's like every fucking week there's
Speaker 3: some you know, person of the cloth, clergy person who's
Speaker 3: like going to jail for some kind of sex abuse.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, never mind, scratch that idea. We should not
Speaker 1: be checking away.
Speaker 3: I mean, just to reinforce the idea of like, you know,
Speaker 3: are these really the people we need to be taking
Speaker 3: our fucking you know, cues from about morality.
Speaker 2: I'm I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 1: On the one hand, that institution seems really fucked up
Speaker 1: based on journalism and news reports. On the other the
Speaker 1: way he talks, it seems like he has a close
Speaker 1: personal relationship with the demons. With the demons with said demo, uh,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe we should just kind of keep our enemies close,
Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Absolutely all right, Dorito's has
Speaker 1: created a Derido silencer, which I was hoping was going
Speaker 1: to be like a large conical like something between a
Speaker 1: blowtube and like a handgun silencer. But it's just a
Speaker 1: piece of software that removes the sound of chewing from
Speaker 1: voice chats zoom.
Speaker 2: Or it should be a little tiny bucket.
Speaker 3: You put it on your mouth like this, and it
Speaker 3: has a Dorito sized like slot that you can slide
Speaker 3: your chip into.
Speaker 1: Right, But then it just makes a little chund like a.
Speaker 3: H I mean, I guess really it's it's all like
Speaker 3: reverberating through your jaws and stuff too. So I feel
Speaker 3: like you'd have to wear some kind of like bane
Speaker 3: like lower half yeah mask to act.
Speaker 1: Hannibal yeah, but like a puffier hannibal lector mask.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So those are our notes for yous, And honestly,
Speaker 1: the demons don't care if it what it like, if
Speaker 1: it's a piece of software or a cool hannibal lector mask,
Speaker 1: So you might as well go with the cool ones.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Then the whole thing is to appeal to because they're like,
Speaker 3: don't you hate it when you're playing online and someone
Speaker 3: just crunching in your ear?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We we invented something
Speaker 1: like this for us, For me in particular, I guess
Speaker 1: superroducer Justin's super producer Brian created a eating wet spaghetti
Speaker 1: filter because I am constantly just slopping up some wet spaghetti,
Speaker 1: just noodles whipping around my mouth as I suck suck
Speaker 1: them in.
Speaker 3: It is odd how you also want to thrash your heads. Yeah,
Speaker 3: like you're back and forth like all right, Brian says no,
Speaker 3: but actually the apples. I do eat a lot of apples.
Speaker 3: I do apologize to Brian. I'm like a fucking horse
Speaker 3: over here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I need I need me apples to
Speaker 1: give me a little treat to get through.
Speaker 2: You've been good. Here's an apple and.
Speaker 1: Here's an apple jack. All right, let's take a quick break.
Speaker 1: I'll come back and talk about some other news stories.
Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back. And Plex is
Speaker 1: something I've been hearing about from you in particular, I believe.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: So Plex is an app that allows you to stream
Speaker 1: content licensed by Plex, but also to uh consolidate videos
Speaker 1: from computers and servers. Uh and like the stream that
Speaker 1: you owned that you owned, that you it has to
Speaker 1: be videos that you that you you've like bought a
Speaker 1: copy of and you can't share those then with other people.
Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing.
Speaker 3: It's like one of those things where you can be
Speaker 3: you know, like they're The legal use of it is
Speaker 3: you own these files, these video files, music files, whatever,
Speaker 3: and you're streaming them like to other devices you own,
Speaker 3: like in your household. The work gets tricky is if
Speaker 3: you are then opening up that server for other people
Speaker 3: to enjoy. And then it gets murky because I know
Speaker 3: you're asking you like, how is this legal? It's like, yeah,
Speaker 3: it's legal because right now the premise is that it
Speaker 3: has a very legal use, which is for your own things.
Speaker 3: And then it can be you can expand maybe the
Speaker 3: definition of your household to include other people who might
Speaker 3: have access to your search, and.
Speaker 1: That presupposes exactly maybe everybody's in your family. Maybe we're
Speaker 1: all just one big human family.
Speaker 2: Exactly under God, under God.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 2: That would not help you in court.
Speaker 1: You know. Plex is doing the thing that all media
Speaker 1: companies seem to like. They they've felt the call, they
Speaker 1: felt the pool to be, like, well, like what if
Speaker 1: we were like the everything company? What about like social
Speaker 1: what if we're yeah, what if we were like a
Speaker 1: social media company? Like what if we so like, this
Speaker 1: is the this is the movie you do before banking.
Speaker 1: I guess like this is that they'll be offering to
Speaker 1: open savings accounts pretty soon. But right now they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, we think you should be We think we
Speaker 1: should be a social media market via this new service
Speaker 1: called Discovered Together, which allows users to create profiles and
Speaker 1: find and follow friends in order to discover new shows
Speaker 1: or movies to watch. M sounds innocent, Yeah, I mean
Speaker 1: I mean, because like this would have been a good
Speaker 1: idea if they had come up with it five years
Speaker 1: before Letterbox exists. Sure, and then they could like get
Speaker 1: to the idea of Letterbox, which again already exists. But
Speaker 1: so they explained, it was to like lay the groundwork
Speaker 1: for Plex to become more than just a streaming hub.
Speaker 1: Wants to become a streaming community as well. We're not
Speaker 1: just a company for a family.
Speaker 3: Okay, streaming community is what this is. Yeah, so now
Speaker 3: we will just tell people what you've been watching.
Speaker 1: Yes, So that didn't go super well.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: Flex users got weekend review emails showing what they and
Speaker 1: their friends had just watched.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: And a lot of people were quote horrified at the
Speaker 1: quote invasive nature of the future because people were people
Speaker 1: were getting cali showing them how much softcore porn their
Speaker 1: friends were watching.
Speaker 2: It's on my server. What I didn't like. I don't
Speaker 2: even like on Spotify.
Speaker 3: Remember, people were like, like back and when Spotify was
Speaker 3: early and you could like actually listen to what people
Speaker 3: were listening to, and people were like putting me on
Speaker 3: blast for like listening to some weird pop music or whatever,
Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck you, I don't need you
Speaker 3: to like this is my ship, gets your fucking commentary
Speaker 3: on what I do of it for my own enjoyment.
Speaker 2: So I do that anymore on Spotify.
Speaker 1: I stopped using Spotify, so I can't like watch what
Speaker 1: you're listening.
Speaker 3: There's ways that you can make it like private. So
Speaker 3: no one says although and half the time I forget,
Speaker 3: but that's also because I go between Apple Music and Spotify.
Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, like just this sort of thing is like, I,
Speaker 3: oh my god, I'd be I don't need people knowing
Speaker 3: how much fucking reality shows I'm watching on Plex let alone.
Speaker 2: If I'm watching Immanuel in.
Speaker 1: Space, is that a soft core porn dude?
Speaker 3: Emmanuel was like one of those weird like Euro based
Speaker 3: ones that would also come on.
Speaker 1: Skin X Red Shoe Diaries. Yeah. Yeah, but the person said,
Speaker 1: I can see that one of my friends is apparently
Speaker 1: watching a ton of cheesy soft core porn stuff. Soft
Speaker 1: porn stuff, think classic Skinemax. Fair. First of all, I
Speaker 1: don't appreciate the editorializing that it's cheesy. Yeah, go ahead,
Speaker 1: it's art from some server, It's not mine. Okay, methinks
Speaker 1: that doc por tests too much or Plex channel, And
Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent sure they would be mortified
Speaker 1: to know that I know this were there, like the
Speaker 1: people who come to the door when they order a
Speaker 1: Domino's pizza with their pants.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think you have an argument.
Speaker 3: If you're watching a lot of Red Shoe Diaries, you
Speaker 3: can be like, well, you.
Speaker 2: Think I was popping off to that.
Speaker 3: Man, I was fucking I was doing like a critical analysis.
Speaker 3: Why would I spend three days straight watching every episode
Speaker 3: not for my own gratification, because this is this is
Speaker 3: an analysis I was trying to do, and that would
Speaker 3: maybe seem like if you're like punctuating your thing with
Speaker 3: like a skin imax here and there. But also, like,
Speaker 3: the internet has a lot a lot more to offer
Speaker 3: if you're looking for titillating visuals some titleation.
Speaker 1: I'm just in it for the tita, like I do.
Speaker 1: I'm interested, Like, is like, can we get streaming numbers
Speaker 1: on soft core porn? Because like that's what uh, three
Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days was was like soft core porn.
Speaker 3: Even a little harder than like so yeah, like.
Speaker 1: It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, it was firm core horn.
Speaker 1: It was yeah yeah from yeah yeah, but I don't know.
Speaker 1: So the problem was that the feature is opt out,
Speaker 1: so people cancel the service, but existing users were all
Speaker 1: signed up automatically and their behavior is being reported to
Speaker 1: their friends without their awareness, which is a true Internet nightmare.
Speaker 2: Oh my weekend reviews ready?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, uh oh, Brian, You're in trouble.
Speaker 1: Brian, looking at them some wild ship. I walked on
Speaker 1: something embarrassing on planks. I downloaded that uh Squid Game
Speaker 1: reality show.
Speaker 3: Thank you for getting ahead of it, Thank you for
Speaker 3: getting ahead of his ser.
Speaker 1: I didn't want to give Netflix the streams, so I
Speaker 1: just don't wait, were you looking? Are you looking at Brian's.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because allegedly so, you know, sometimes I can see
Speaker 3: what my man is up to. But yeah, that was
Speaker 3: the first episode, and my god, it was Yeah, you've
Speaker 3: just been faithfully watching the Squid Game Show.
Speaker 1: It was bad and I watched the whole season. The
Speaker 1: Plex is like, guys, we warned people with emails.
Speaker 2: That's their defense.
Speaker 1: That's so wild, because don't ever assume that I've read
Speaker 1: your email, Like, never tell me something over email. Email
Speaker 1: stopped being a thing that you could like guarantee people
Speaker 1: saw like you you are in a sea of fucking
Speaker 1: bullshit and just like nonsense like in any email in.
Speaker 2: Me four, five, six, seven, eight.
Speaker 3: I have fifteen emails from Plex just in November that
Speaker 3: I didn't even open.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like once you are a company that sends people
Speaker 1: emails that they that like, what if you have an
Speaker 1: open rate of like under fifty percent, Like you can
Speaker 1: get garanty. They have total blindness. They're just not looking
Speaker 1: at checking for your emails.
Speaker 2: So it's wild too.
Speaker 3: I'm looking at the email that the again an unread
Speaker 3: email from PLEX, and the way it starts off, it's
Speaker 3: not almost being like, hey, y'all, your privacy might be
Speaker 3: at risk. It's just the subject is let's discover together,
Speaker 3: and then it tells you like what can we do?
Speaker 3: How it works? And then at the very bottom, before
Speaker 3: you get to like like the the endpoint of the
Speaker 3: email says, no, you're always in control. It's up to
Speaker 3: it's up to you which of your activities your friends
Speaker 3: can see on Plex. Read the blog here, Like it
Speaker 3: doesn't even tell you that you have to opt out.
Speaker 3: It's more like, hey, man, if you're trying to if
Speaker 3: you're worried about that, here go to this blog post.
Speaker 1: When you're opening your email with like let's discover together,
Speaker 1: and just like generic feel good shit like that, you
Speaker 1: might as well be like one of those label like
Speaker 1: we have this corn snack we like in my household
Speaker 1: called glove corn and the label has the words hey,
Speaker 1: just so you know, we're deliciously crunched corn love corn
Speaker 1: ps find love and the little thing Sultan and then
Speaker 1: like all the information on it. But that's the name
Speaker 1: of the product is like a sentence and a half.
Speaker 1: It's I'm just.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like on every bag.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like all the bags these days, like all the
Speaker 1: like kind of feel goodie. This is totally natural, Like
Speaker 1: they want to have a conversation with you. Yeah, and
Speaker 1: it's just like I can't. I can't.
Speaker 3: Like even you like popcorn.
Speaker 1: It's actually like softer corn nuts. It's kind of nice.
Speaker 2: Oh I need that.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you eat a fucking corn nut and like it'll
Speaker 3: send one of my like teeth into my skull because.
Speaker 1: It's so fucking hard. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, these
Speaker 1: are these are fun and you can get a little
Speaker 1: salt and vinegi on there on that ass. Okay, anyways,
Speaker 1: plex he you know, maybe opt people out and then
Speaker 1: they can they can join if they want.
Speaker 3: But then we can't get the numbers about can't get
Speaker 3: the number the new feature, so we can up our evaluation.
Speaker 3: Don't you work in software, man, No one will fucking
Speaker 3: opt in top out.
Speaker 1: The valued like a social media company ten x, Like wait,
Speaker 1: if you make a dollar, your evaluation goes up by
Speaker 1: a billion dollars eing your social media company.
Speaker 2: Exactly.
Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that
Speaker 1: are trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow
Speaker 1: with the whole ass episode of the show. Until then,
Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get
Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we
Speaker 1: will talk you out tomorrow. Fight peace,