1 00:00:00,280 --> 00:00:04,120 Speaker 1: Hello the Internet, and welcome to this episode of trend 2 00:00:04,200 --> 00:00:08,360 Speaker 1: Onto your Butts. That I nailed the Samuel Jack the 3 00:00:08,440 --> 00:00:13,240 Speaker 1: leader cigarette on your butt everyone. I think that role 4 00:00:13,280 --> 00:00:14,920 Speaker 1: should have been played by the guy from the B 5 00:00:15,080 --> 00:00:20,120 Speaker 1: fifty two trend On to your butt, trend onto your butts. 6 00:00:20,239 --> 00:00:23,720 Speaker 1: There it is sometimes because I can't do impersonations, I 7 00:00:23,800 --> 00:00:25,239 Speaker 1: just like do a bad one and then wait for 8 00:00:25,320 --> 00:00:31,040 Speaker 1: Miles to do good. Correct. Yeah, that's right. 9 00:00:31,400 --> 00:00:33,160 Speaker 2: I hate this hacker crap. 10 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:40,480 Speaker 1: Uh if you current do that on television. 11 00:00:39,960 --> 00:00:40,040 Speaker 3: You. 12 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:49,000 Speaker 1: Truly turn not current Curno on the discord saying sorry, 13 00:00:49,000 --> 00:00:52,480 Speaker 1: you gotta try resubmitting this one more time, just because 14 00:00:52,520 --> 00:00:55,720 Speaker 1: Jack keeps saying that classic Jurassic Part quote. Can't stop, 15 00:00:55,760 --> 00:00:59,680 Speaker 1: won't stop. It's a problem that I'm working on. Oh yeah, 16 00:00:59,760 --> 00:01:04,680 Speaker 1: with therapist. I'm Jack that Miles hold onto your butts, and. 17 00:01:04,640 --> 00:01:08,960 Speaker 3: This is hold on. This is something that is trending. 18 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:11,480 Speaker 3: This is something that's holding on to your butts. Oh no, 19 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:15,280 Speaker 3: oh boy, oh boy, Jack, we were doing such good work. Yeah, 20 00:01:15,319 --> 00:01:18,720 Speaker 3: hold on to your butts or your bands. 21 00:01:18,080 --> 00:01:20,399 Speaker 2: Uh in Florida bands will. 22 00:01:20,280 --> 00:01:24,039 Speaker 3: Make there there's a reparations band. Okay, look, this is 23 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,520 Speaker 3: this is a bunch of nonsense. There's a state senator 24 00:01:26,520 --> 00:01:31,000 Speaker 3: there who previously tried to like outlaw giving water to 25 00:01:31,080 --> 00:01:34,039 Speaker 3: people that are like in line to vote. You also 26 00:01:34,120 --> 00:01:37,920 Speaker 3: filed a bill in February called the Ultimate Cancel Act. 27 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:41,320 Speaker 1: Yeah, I remember that. We talked about that that was 28 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,679 Speaker 1: going to cancel. 29 00:01:42,920 --> 00:01:47,880 Speaker 3: To eliminate the Democratic Party because they included slavery as 30 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:51,240 Speaker 3: part of its platform. And you're like, wait, what, okay, nice, 31 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:55,240 Speaker 3: try anyway. So what happened is here this Senator Blaze 32 00:01:55,320 --> 00:01:59,640 Speaker 3: in Goglia wants to end the debate over whether reparations 33 00:01:59,640 --> 00:02:02,600 Speaker 3: should be paid to descendants of slaves, so basically saying like, 34 00:02:02,640 --> 00:02:05,640 Speaker 3: we're going to outlawed in the state constitution. And this 35 00:02:06,560 --> 00:02:09,440 Speaker 3: basically would be a like be a resolution that would 36 00:02:09,440 --> 00:02:12,400 Speaker 3: be on the twenty twenty fourth ballot where people could 37 00:02:12,440 --> 00:02:16,400 Speaker 3: approve a constitutional amendment quote prohibiting any government in Florida 38 00:02:16,440 --> 00:02:20,520 Speaker 3: from paying reparations to certain individuals. 39 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,000 Speaker 2: It's so fucked up, this is so bad. 40 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,160 Speaker 3: And then it goes on to say those individuals include 41 00:02:27,160 --> 00:02:30,800 Speaker 3: anyone with an ancestor who was quote an enslaved individual 42 00:02:30,960 --> 00:02:33,800 Speaker 3: who has who lived in the United States before December sixth, 43 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 3: eighteen sixty five. 44 00:02:35,800 --> 00:02:37,919 Speaker 2: So yeah, trying to get out ahead of it. 45 00:02:38,680 --> 00:02:45,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, in Boglia from individuals, freeze that, like at the 46 00:02:45,240 --> 00:02:48,400 Speaker 1: current level of popularity, because it feels like maybe it 47 00:02:48,480 --> 00:02:50,040 Speaker 1: might be more popular in the future. 48 00:02:50,160 --> 00:02:51,519 Speaker 2: Is that probably? 49 00:02:51,560 --> 00:02:53,959 Speaker 3: I mean, as more people are like even being like, yeah, 50 00:02:53,960 --> 00:02:56,680 Speaker 3: what about land what about the land back movement? What 51 00:02:56,760 --> 00:03:00,600 Speaker 3: about there's a lot of you know, look, not a 52 00:03:00,680 --> 00:03:04,200 Speaker 3: lot of people can deal with their you know, settler 53 00:03:04,280 --> 00:03:07,200 Speaker 3: colonial history in a constructive way. 54 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,880 Speaker 2: So look, this is a way to just ban it completely. 55 00:03:10,360 --> 00:03:12,840 Speaker 2: Just put in the constitution. A'm gonna fucking talk about that. 56 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:18,080 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, sorry, Certain individuals inhabited this land for millennia 57 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,240 Speaker 3: before the Europeans arrived. 58 00:03:19,960 --> 00:03:23,680 Speaker 1: But certain individuals who shall not be named. 59 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:26,040 Speaker 3: That is such a wild I don't even is it 60 00:03:26,080 --> 00:03:28,800 Speaker 3: a euph and what is the point of that. 61 00:03:30,160 --> 00:03:30,480 Speaker 1: Legal? 62 00:03:31,520 --> 00:03:32,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly. 63 00:03:32,720 --> 00:03:37,640 Speaker 1: Smooth it over, just nice and smooth. Taylor Swift is trending, 64 00:03:37,840 --> 00:03:41,600 Speaker 1: just perpetually. It's always true. Yeah, but right now she's 65 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:46,040 Speaker 1: trending because a priest is warning her yep about her 66 00:03:46,120 --> 00:03:49,400 Speaker 1: love of demons. Yeah, that's not the vibe I get 67 00:03:49,400 --> 00:03:49,800 Speaker 1: from her. 68 00:03:50,240 --> 00:03:52,680 Speaker 3: Trend onto your butts, y'all, because when I played the 69 00:03:52,760 --> 00:03:56,160 Speaker 3: powerful words of this priest. Yeah, hold on your bus, 70 00:03:56,200 --> 00:03:59,920 Speaker 3: hold bus, holding your butts you you will probably Rea 71 00:04:00,160 --> 00:04:03,560 Speaker 3: think you know your love of Taylor Swift or the 72 00:04:03,600 --> 00:04:04,800 Speaker 3: Eras Tour, any of that. 73 00:04:05,120 --> 00:04:07,160 Speaker 1: Where are we coming from? Where's this priest coming from? 74 00:04:07,240 --> 00:04:08,480 Speaker 1: Is this in Brazil? 75 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:10,680 Speaker 2: I know she had Oh no, no, there is. 76 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:14,160 Speaker 3: This priest is coming straight out of the United States 77 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:19,640 Speaker 3: of America. Good old fashioned Catholic, fucking demonic fear mongering. 78 00:04:19,839 --> 00:04:20,239 Speaker 2: Myles. 79 00:04:20,279 --> 00:04:22,640 Speaker 1: I know you're being a little tongue in cheek on 80 00:04:22,680 --> 00:04:24,640 Speaker 1: this one, but if you've got a problem with this guy, 81 00:04:24,680 --> 00:04:26,320 Speaker 1: why don't you go ask his boss? 82 00:04:26,640 --> 00:04:27,000 Speaker 3: The po. 83 00:04:28,600 --> 00:04:34,640 Speaker 4: Incredibly talented and influential artist, and so the demons will 84 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:38,400 Speaker 4: take deep note of what she's doing and how she's 85 00:04:38,440 --> 00:04:43,279 Speaker 4: doing it and who she's influencing. And so when they 86 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:47,279 Speaker 4: imitate these rituals with these orbs and these black capes, 87 00:04:47,320 --> 00:04:50,520 Speaker 4: that looks like something you'd find in the woods and 88 00:04:50,640 --> 00:04:53,839 Speaker 4: the woods, her intent was not to practice any witchcraft. 89 00:04:53,920 --> 00:04:55,840 Speaker 3: So this is where it like, he goes on and 90 00:04:55,880 --> 00:04:57,839 Speaker 3: I'm like, what are you talking about? 91 00:04:58,279 --> 00:05:02,600 Speaker 1: Three question Mark producer Brian on looks like something you 92 00:05:02,640 --> 00:05:04,080 Speaker 1: would find in the woods. 93 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,080 Speaker 2: Okay, is this guy preest? 94 00:05:10,120 --> 00:05:12,280 Speaker 3: He looks like a roadie who got kicked off a 95 00:05:12,400 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 3: warped towards He is a red face. 96 00:05:14,680 --> 00:05:17,360 Speaker 1: He's got that face like the head of a person 97 00:05:17,360 --> 00:05:21,000 Speaker 1: who has not has not had woken up without a 98 00:05:21,000 --> 00:05:24,440 Speaker 1: hangover in the past like forty years, just like puffy 99 00:05:24,480 --> 00:05:30,760 Speaker 1: ass head and clearly very into Taylor Swift. Oh he's 100 00:05:30,839 --> 00:05:32,599 Speaker 1: like she like the fact that he had to do 101 00:05:32,640 --> 00:05:35,159 Speaker 1: the a side where he was like very talented, like 102 00:05:35,440 --> 00:05:38,479 Speaker 1: very Oh my God, like amazing. I love. 103 00:05:40,040 --> 00:05:42,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, you can't. You can't attack Taylor and then get 104 00:05:42,520 --> 00:05:45,760 Speaker 3: your Jesus message through. And also like its like it's 105 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,800 Speaker 3: actually irrelevant to the demons. They're actually gonna take note 106 00:05:48,839 --> 00:05:51,400 Speaker 3: but for influence. And I'm like, where exactly are the 107 00:05:51,440 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 3: bylaws of like demonic practices? 108 00:05:54,040 --> 00:05:56,360 Speaker 1: And we're just hanging out in the waiting room from 109 00:05:56,440 --> 00:06:00,560 Speaker 1: Beetlejuice just like yeah, taking notes, just having a chat 110 00:06:00,760 --> 00:06:03,800 Speaker 1: with the demons. Uh, they actually don't care about that. 111 00:06:04,560 --> 00:06:06,240 Speaker 2: I just talked to them, right. 112 00:06:06,440 --> 00:06:08,599 Speaker 3: Is there something in the Bible that's like and Jesus 113 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:12,240 Speaker 3: told to hold his disciples beware of those who practice 114 00:06:12,279 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 3: demonic rituals and wearing black capes that look like something 115 00:06:16,279 --> 00:06:17,240 Speaker 3: out of the woods. 116 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:19,960 Speaker 1: Out of the Woods is the best part. So because 117 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:22,200 Speaker 1: it's like I thought he was gonna say, like out 118 00:06:22,200 --> 00:06:25,320 Speaker 1: of a you know, like one of like any wine 119 00:06:25,360 --> 00:06:29,280 Speaker 1: shut like sex party or like black mass or something 120 00:06:29,320 --> 00:06:30,240 Speaker 1: from the Bible. 121 00:06:30,440 --> 00:06:32,000 Speaker 2: Maybe he did that shit all. 122 00:06:31,920 --> 00:06:35,360 Speaker 1: The way back to like the fucking puritanical days where 123 00:06:35,360 --> 00:06:37,800 Speaker 1: everyone was just like, don't go in the woods where 124 00:06:37,839 --> 00:06:43,160 Speaker 1: there be witches there. Yeah, Like something out of the 125 00:06:43,200 --> 00:06:44,560 Speaker 1: Woods is so funny. 126 00:06:44,600 --> 00:06:46,520 Speaker 3: I mean it also just sounds like to like eighty 127 00:06:46,640 --> 00:06:49,760 Speaker 3: satanic panic where it's yeah, and kids are doing they're 128 00:06:49,800 --> 00:06:53,320 Speaker 3: just fucking fucking around in the woods with their demonic shit. 129 00:06:53,400 --> 00:06:55,760 Speaker 3: It's like that's what it's a reference to, Like kids 130 00:06:55,800 --> 00:06:57,799 Speaker 3: doing stuff in the woods. 131 00:06:57,680 --> 00:07:00,240 Speaker 1: Looks like something out of the Woods also sugges yes 132 00:07:00,279 --> 00:07:03,160 Speaker 1: that like this is what you find in the woods, 133 00:07:03,200 --> 00:07:06,320 Speaker 1: like everywhere, Like the second you just go to the woods, 134 00:07:06,760 --> 00:07:10,440 Speaker 1: you are going to find people in black cloaks doing 135 00:07:11,160 --> 00:07:11,840 Speaker 1: black magic. 136 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:13,720 Speaker 2: Yes you will, Yes you will. 137 00:07:14,440 --> 00:07:18,120 Speaker 1: Sorry have you been to the woods, because it seems 138 00:07:18,160 --> 00:07:20,240 Speaker 1: like you're a city slicker and you're not spending a 139 00:07:20,280 --> 00:07:22,520 Speaker 1: lot of times walking through the woods, which I also 140 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,080 Speaker 1: do not do because I do not want to be 141 00:07:24,160 --> 00:07:24,960 Speaker 1: tempted by Satan. 142 00:07:25,320 --> 00:07:26,280 Speaker 2: Yeah, just walking through. 143 00:07:26,360 --> 00:07:28,640 Speaker 3: Hey, kids, I know your intent is to not summon 144 00:07:28,640 --> 00:07:31,000 Speaker 3: the demons, but just so you know, it's it's irrelevant 145 00:07:31,040 --> 00:07:31,960 Speaker 3: to the demons. 146 00:07:32,240 --> 00:07:35,960 Speaker 1: They're here and they're paying attention. You have their attention. 147 00:07:36,760 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 1: They're looking at you, and they're jacking off. I'm sorry, 148 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:44,480 Speaker 1: that's that's not me. I'm not talking about when I 149 00:07:44,480 --> 00:07:49,160 Speaker 1: watched the tailor, the Taylor Swift concert film. She's so talented. 150 00:07:50,640 --> 00:07:50,840 Speaker 2: Yeah. 151 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:55,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, anyways, they that's that's this week in Taylor Swift. 152 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:58,880 Speaker 1: We need to check it with the Catholic church more often. 153 00:07:59,000 --> 00:08:00,720 Speaker 1: And this ship is amazing. 154 00:08:00,880 --> 00:08:03,040 Speaker 3: Dude, It's so I mean, if you want to, it's 155 00:08:03,120 --> 00:08:06,760 Speaker 3: constantly like I look, I do occasionally like see what's 156 00:08:06,760 --> 00:08:09,360 Speaker 3: happening in the church. It's like every fucking week there's 157 00:08:09,360 --> 00:08:13,119 Speaker 3: some you know, person of the cloth, clergy person who's 158 00:08:13,160 --> 00:08:15,320 Speaker 3: like going to jail for some kind of sex abuse. 159 00:08:15,440 --> 00:08:18,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, never mind, scratch that idea. We should not 160 00:08:18,720 --> 00:08:19,480 Speaker 1: be checking away. 161 00:08:19,520 --> 00:08:21,880 Speaker 3: I mean, just to reinforce the idea of like, you know, 162 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:23,760 Speaker 3: are these really the people we need to be taking 163 00:08:23,800 --> 00:08:26,120 Speaker 3: our fucking you know, cues from about morality. 164 00:08:26,160 --> 00:08:27,320 Speaker 2: I'm I'm not quite sure. 165 00:08:27,960 --> 00:08:31,280 Speaker 1: On the one hand, that institution seems really fucked up 166 00:08:31,320 --> 00:08:35,480 Speaker 1: based on journalism and news reports. On the other the 167 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:37,439 Speaker 1: way he talks, it seems like he has a close 168 00:08:37,520 --> 00:08:44,120 Speaker 1: personal relationship with the demons. With the demons with said demo, uh, 169 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:47,000 Speaker 1: maybe maybe we should just kind of keep our enemies close, 170 00:08:47,080 --> 00:08:52,600 Speaker 1: you know what I'm saying? Absolutely all right, Dorito's has 171 00:08:52,880 --> 00:08:58,040 Speaker 1: created a Derido silencer, which I was hoping was going 172 00:08:58,040 --> 00:09:01,200 Speaker 1: to be like a large conical like something between a 173 00:09:01,240 --> 00:09:05,040 Speaker 1: blowtube and like a handgun silencer. But it's just a 174 00:09:05,520 --> 00:09:09,120 Speaker 1: piece of software that removes the sound of chewing from 175 00:09:09,200 --> 00:09:11,199 Speaker 1: voice chats zoom. 176 00:09:11,160 --> 00:09:15,520 Speaker 2: Or it should be a little tiny bucket. 177 00:09:15,720 --> 00:09:17,280 Speaker 3: You put it on your mouth like this, and it 178 00:09:17,320 --> 00:09:21,080 Speaker 3: has a Dorito sized like slot that you can slide 179 00:09:21,120 --> 00:09:22,319 Speaker 3: your chip into. 180 00:09:22,600 --> 00:09:27,199 Speaker 1: Right, But then it just makes a little chund like a. 181 00:09:27,880 --> 00:09:31,120 Speaker 3: H I mean, I guess really it's it's all like 182 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:33,480 Speaker 3: reverberating through your jaws and stuff too. So I feel 183 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:35,160 Speaker 3: like you'd have to wear some kind of like bane 184 00:09:35,440 --> 00:09:37,760 Speaker 3: like lower half yeah mask to act. 185 00:09:37,640 --> 00:09:41,720 Speaker 1: Hannibal yeah, but like a puffier hannibal lector mask. 186 00:09:42,679 --> 00:09:43,319 Speaker 2: Yeah. 187 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:49,240 Speaker 1: Yeah. So those are our notes for yous, And honestly, 188 00:09:49,360 --> 00:09:52,160 Speaker 1: the demons don't care if it what it like, if 189 00:09:52,200 --> 00:09:56,240 Speaker 1: it's a piece of software or a cool hannibal lector mask, 190 00:09:56,360 --> 00:09:58,120 Speaker 1: So you might as well go with the cool ones. 191 00:09:58,240 --> 00:09:58,400 Speaker 4: Yeah. 192 00:09:58,520 --> 00:10:00,880 Speaker 3: Then the whole thing is to appeal to because they're like, 193 00:10:00,920 --> 00:10:03,080 Speaker 3: don't you hate it when you're playing online and someone 194 00:10:03,200 --> 00:10:04,480 Speaker 3: just crunching in your ear? 195 00:10:05,280 --> 00:10:09,240 Speaker 1: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I don't know. We we invented something 196 00:10:09,320 --> 00:10:13,760 Speaker 1: like this for us, For me in particular, I guess 197 00:10:13,760 --> 00:10:19,400 Speaker 1: superroducer Justin's super producer Brian created a eating wet spaghetti 198 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:25,160 Speaker 1: filter because I am constantly just slopping up some wet spaghetti, 199 00:10:25,280 --> 00:10:28,240 Speaker 1: just noodles whipping around my mouth as I suck suck 200 00:10:28,320 --> 00:10:28,560 Speaker 1: them in. 201 00:10:28,760 --> 00:10:32,280 Speaker 3: It is odd how you also want to thrash your heads. Yeah, 202 00:10:32,600 --> 00:10:36,560 Speaker 3: like you're back and forth like all right, Brian says no, 203 00:10:36,679 --> 00:10:39,800 Speaker 3: but actually the apples. I do eat a lot of apples. 204 00:10:39,840 --> 00:10:43,199 Speaker 3: I do apologize to Brian. I'm like a fucking horse 205 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:43,680 Speaker 3: over here. 206 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:47,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, I need I need me apples to 207 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,960 Speaker 1: give me a little treat to get through. 208 00:10:51,520 --> 00:10:53,040 Speaker 2: You've been good. Here's an apple and. 209 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:58,640 Speaker 1: Here's an apple jack. All right, let's take a quick break. 210 00:10:58,880 --> 00:11:00,559 Speaker 1: I'll come back and talk about some other news stories. 211 00:11:00,559 --> 00:11:14,160 Speaker 1: We'll be right back and we're back. And Plex is 212 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:17,280 Speaker 1: something I've been hearing about from you in particular, I believe. 213 00:11:17,200 --> 00:11:18,439 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 214 00:11:18,440 --> 00:11:21,800 Speaker 1: So Plex is an app that allows you to stream 215 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:27,760 Speaker 1: content licensed by Plex, but also to uh consolidate videos 216 00:11:27,760 --> 00:11:31,360 Speaker 1: from computers and servers. Uh and like the stream that 217 00:11:31,440 --> 00:11:33,640 Speaker 1: you owned that you owned, that you it has to 218 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:36,439 Speaker 1: be videos that you that you you've like bought a 219 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:40,760 Speaker 1: copy of and you can't share those then with other people. 220 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,280 Speaker 2: Well, this is the thing. 221 00:11:42,360 --> 00:11:44,760 Speaker 3: It's like one of those things where you can be 222 00:11:45,760 --> 00:11:48,200 Speaker 3: you know, like they're The legal use of it is 223 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,600 Speaker 3: you own these files, these video files, music files, whatever, 224 00:11:51,679 --> 00:11:54,319 Speaker 3: and you're streaming them like to other devices you own, 225 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,679 Speaker 3: like in your household. The work gets tricky is if 226 00:11:57,679 --> 00:12:00,760 Speaker 3: you are then opening up that server for other people 227 00:12:00,800 --> 00:12:03,320 Speaker 3: to enjoy. And then it gets murky because I know 228 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:06,040 Speaker 3: you're asking you like, how is this legal? It's like, yeah, 229 00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:08,560 Speaker 3: it's legal because right now the premise is that it 230 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,600 Speaker 3: has a very legal use, which is for your own things. 231 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:15,040 Speaker 3: And then it can be you can expand maybe the 232 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:18,120 Speaker 3: definition of your household to include other people who might 233 00:12:18,160 --> 00:12:19,559 Speaker 3: have access to your search, and. 234 00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:25,080 Speaker 1: That presupposes exactly maybe everybody's in your family. Maybe we're 235 00:12:25,120 --> 00:12:28,559 Speaker 1: all just one big human family. 236 00:12:28,520 --> 00:12:30,480 Speaker 2: Exactly under God, under God. 237 00:12:30,520 --> 00:12:30,880 Speaker 1: Thank you. 238 00:12:32,280 --> 00:12:34,000 Speaker 2: That would not help you in court. 239 00:12:34,120 --> 00:12:36,959 Speaker 1: You know. Plex is doing the thing that all media 240 00:12:37,040 --> 00:12:40,800 Speaker 1: companies seem to like. They they've felt the call, they 241 00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:43,600 Speaker 1: felt the pool to be, like, well, like what if 242 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:46,319 Speaker 1: we were like the everything company? What about like social 243 00:12:46,679 --> 00:12:48,240 Speaker 1: what if we're yeah, what if we were like a 244 00:12:48,240 --> 00:12:51,040 Speaker 1: social media company? Like what if we so like, this 245 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:53,079 Speaker 1: is the this is the movie you do before banking. 246 00:12:53,440 --> 00:12:56,160 Speaker 1: I guess like this is that they'll be offering to 247 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:59,880 Speaker 1: open savings accounts pretty soon. But right now they're like, 248 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:04,200 Speaker 1: all right, we think you should be We think we 249 00:13:04,200 --> 00:13:08,200 Speaker 1: should be a social media market via this new service 250 00:13:08,240 --> 00:13:12,760 Speaker 1: called Discovered Together, which allows users to create profiles and 251 00:13:13,040 --> 00:13:16,319 Speaker 1: find and follow friends in order to discover new shows 252 00:13:16,520 --> 00:13:22,240 Speaker 1: or movies to watch. M sounds innocent, Yeah, I mean 253 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:26,160 Speaker 1: I mean, because like this would have been a good 254 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,640 Speaker 1: idea if they had come up with it five years 255 00:13:28,679 --> 00:13:32,439 Speaker 1: before Letterbox exists. Sure, and then they could like get 256 00:13:32,559 --> 00:13:37,280 Speaker 1: to the idea of Letterbox, which again already exists. But 257 00:13:37,600 --> 00:13:40,679 Speaker 1: so they explained, it was to like lay the groundwork 258 00:13:40,720 --> 00:13:43,120 Speaker 1: for Plex to become more than just a streaming hub. 259 00:13:44,160 --> 00:13:49,679 Speaker 1: Wants to become a streaming community as well. We're not 260 00:13:49,720 --> 00:13:51,160 Speaker 1: just a company for a family. 261 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:56,480 Speaker 3: Okay, streaming community is what this is. Yeah, so now 262 00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:58,400 Speaker 3: we will just tell people what you've been watching. 263 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:01,520 Speaker 1: Yes, So that didn't go super well. 264 00:14:01,920 --> 00:14:02,040 Speaker 3: Uh. 265 00:14:02,360 --> 00:14:06,320 Speaker 1: Flex users got weekend review emails showing what they and 266 00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:07,920 Speaker 1: their friends had just watched. 267 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:08,760 Speaker 3: Uh. 268 00:14:08,800 --> 00:14:13,400 Speaker 1: And a lot of people were quote horrified at the 269 00:14:13,760 --> 00:14:18,959 Speaker 1: quote invasive nature of the future because people were people 270 00:14:18,960 --> 00:14:21,960 Speaker 1: were getting cali showing them how much softcore porn their 271 00:14:22,000 --> 00:14:22,920 Speaker 1: friends were watching. 272 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:31,360 Speaker 2: It's on my server. What I didn't like. I don't 273 00:14:31,360 --> 00:14:32,360 Speaker 2: even like on Spotify. 274 00:14:32,480 --> 00:14:35,480 Speaker 3: Remember, people were like, like back and when Spotify was 275 00:14:35,520 --> 00:14:37,320 Speaker 3: early and you could like actually listen to what people 276 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,880 Speaker 3: were listening to, and people were like putting me on 277 00:14:38,960 --> 00:14:41,160 Speaker 3: blast for like listening to some weird pop music or whatever, 278 00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,680 Speaker 3: and I was like, fuck you, I don't need you 279 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:45,760 Speaker 3: to like this is my ship, gets your fucking commentary 280 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,520 Speaker 3: on what I do of it for my own enjoyment. 281 00:14:47,920 --> 00:14:49,680 Speaker 2: So I do that anymore on Spotify. 282 00:14:49,800 --> 00:14:53,760 Speaker 1: I stopped using Spotify, so I can't like watch what 283 00:14:53,880 --> 00:14:54,720 Speaker 1: you're listening. 284 00:14:55,080 --> 00:14:57,120 Speaker 3: There's ways that you can make it like private. So 285 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:59,960 Speaker 3: no one says although and half the time I forget, 286 00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:03,000 Speaker 3: but that's also because I go between Apple Music and Spotify. 287 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,520 Speaker 3: But anyway, yeah, like just this sort of thing is like, I, 288 00:15:07,680 --> 00:15:10,280 Speaker 3: oh my god, I'd be I don't need people knowing 289 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:13,760 Speaker 3: how much fucking reality shows I'm watching on Plex let alone. 290 00:15:14,040 --> 00:15:15,680 Speaker 2: If I'm watching Immanuel in. 291 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:19,440 Speaker 1: Space, is that a soft core porn dude? 292 00:15:19,480 --> 00:15:22,520 Speaker 3: Emmanuel was like one of those weird like Euro based 293 00:15:22,560 --> 00:15:24,240 Speaker 3: ones that would also come on. 294 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:32,560 Speaker 1: Skin X Red Shoe Diaries. Yeah. Yeah, but the person said, 295 00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:34,680 Speaker 1: I can see that one of my friends is apparently 296 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:38,800 Speaker 1: watching a ton of cheesy soft core porn stuff. Soft 297 00:15:38,880 --> 00:15:43,440 Speaker 1: porn stuff, think classic Skinemax. Fair. First of all, I 298 00:15:43,440 --> 00:15:47,440 Speaker 1: don't appreciate the editorializing that it's cheesy. Yeah, go ahead, 299 00:15:47,480 --> 00:15:52,280 Speaker 1: it's art from some server, It's not mine. Okay, methinks 300 00:15:52,320 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 1: that doc por tests too much or Plex channel, And 301 00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:58,760 Speaker 1: I am one hundred percent sure they would be mortified 302 00:15:58,800 --> 00:16:01,040 Speaker 1: to know that I know this were there, like the 303 00:16:01,080 --> 00:16:04,080 Speaker 1: people who come to the door when they order a 304 00:16:04,120 --> 00:16:05,360 Speaker 1: Domino's pizza with their pants. 305 00:16:05,720 --> 00:16:08,200 Speaker 2: Yeah, I think I think you have an argument. 306 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,360 Speaker 3: If you're watching a lot of Red Shoe Diaries, you 307 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:12,120 Speaker 3: can be like, well, you. 308 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:13,640 Speaker 2: Think I was popping off to that. 309 00:16:14,720 --> 00:16:18,080 Speaker 3: Man, I was fucking I was doing like a critical analysis. 310 00:16:17,520 --> 00:16:23,200 Speaker 3: Why would I spend three days straight watching every episode 311 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:26,680 Speaker 3: not for my own gratification, because this is this is 312 00:16:26,720 --> 00:16:28,960 Speaker 3: an analysis I was trying to do, and that would 313 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,560 Speaker 3: maybe seem like if you're like punctuating your thing with 314 00:16:31,680 --> 00:16:35,000 Speaker 3: like a skin imax here and there. But also, like, 315 00:16:35,840 --> 00:16:37,680 Speaker 3: the internet has a lot a lot more to offer 316 00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:41,440 Speaker 3: if you're looking for titillating visuals some titleation. 317 00:16:41,760 --> 00:16:44,760 Speaker 1: I'm just in it for the tita, like I do. 318 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:50,560 Speaker 1: I'm interested, Like, is like, can we get streaming numbers 319 00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:54,720 Speaker 1: on soft core porn? Because like that's what uh, three 320 00:16:54,800 --> 00:17:01,240 Speaker 1: hundred and sixty five days was was like soft core porn. 321 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:03,320 Speaker 3: Even a little harder than like so yeah, like. 322 00:17:03,320 --> 00:17:07,080 Speaker 1: It was like yeah, yeah, yeah, it was firm core horn. 323 00:17:07,520 --> 00:17:12,479 Speaker 1: It was yeah yeah from yeah yeah, but I don't know. 324 00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:15,680 Speaker 1: So the problem was that the feature is opt out, 325 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:20,800 Speaker 1: so people cancel the service, but existing users were all 326 00:17:20,840 --> 00:17:24,359 Speaker 1: signed up automatically and their behavior is being reported to 327 00:17:24,400 --> 00:17:30,320 Speaker 1: their friends without their awareness, which is a true Internet nightmare. 328 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,280 Speaker 2: Oh my weekend reviews ready? 329 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:38,920 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, uh oh, Brian, You're in trouble. 330 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:44,040 Speaker 1: Brian, looking at them some wild ship. I walked on 331 00:17:44,160 --> 00:17:47,800 Speaker 1: something embarrassing on planks. I downloaded that uh Squid Game 332 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,560 Speaker 1: reality show. 333 00:17:48,600 --> 00:17:50,119 Speaker 3: Thank you for getting ahead of it, Thank you for 334 00:17:50,160 --> 00:17:51,520 Speaker 3: getting ahead of his ser. 335 00:17:51,359 --> 00:17:53,560 Speaker 1: I didn't want to give Netflix the streams, so I 336 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:56,920 Speaker 1: just don't wait, were you looking? Are you looking at Brian's. 337 00:17:58,280 --> 00:18:01,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, because allegedly so, you know, sometimes I can see 338 00:18:01,400 --> 00:18:02,879 Speaker 3: what my man is up to. But yeah, that was 339 00:18:02,920 --> 00:18:06,080 Speaker 3: the first episode, and my god, it was Yeah, you've 340 00:18:06,119 --> 00:18:08,639 Speaker 3: just been faithfully watching the Squid Game Show. 341 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:12,399 Speaker 1: It was bad and I watched the whole season. The 342 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:18,960 Speaker 1: Plex is like, guys, we warned people with emails. 343 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:21,160 Speaker 2: That's their defense. 344 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:26,920 Speaker 1: That's so wild, because don't ever assume that I've read 345 00:18:26,960 --> 00:18:30,760 Speaker 1: your email, Like, never tell me something over email. Email 346 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:34,320 Speaker 1: stopped being a thing that you could like guarantee people 347 00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:38,159 Speaker 1: saw like you you are in a sea of fucking 348 00:18:38,320 --> 00:18:43,320 Speaker 1: bullshit and just like nonsense like in any email in. 349 00:18:43,400 --> 00:18:45,600 Speaker 2: Me four, five, six, seven, eight. 350 00:18:45,760 --> 00:18:48,560 Speaker 3: I have fifteen emails from Plex just in November that 351 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:49,320 Speaker 3: I didn't even open. 352 00:18:49,840 --> 00:18:53,280 Speaker 1: Yeah, like once you are a company that sends people 353 00:18:53,960 --> 00:18:56,560 Speaker 1: emails that they that like, what if you have an 354 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:59,720 Speaker 1: open rate of like under fifty percent, Like you can 355 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:04,199 Speaker 1: get garanty. They have total blindness. They're just not looking 356 00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:06,320 Speaker 1: at checking for your emails. 357 00:19:07,320 --> 00:19:08,080 Speaker 2: So it's wild too. 358 00:19:08,160 --> 00:19:10,639 Speaker 3: I'm looking at the email that the again an unread 359 00:19:10,640 --> 00:19:13,360 Speaker 3: email from PLEX, and the way it starts off, it's 360 00:19:13,359 --> 00:19:15,320 Speaker 3: not almost being like, hey, y'all, your privacy might be 361 00:19:15,359 --> 00:19:18,560 Speaker 3: at risk. It's just the subject is let's discover together, 362 00:19:19,520 --> 00:19:21,520 Speaker 3: and then it tells you like what can we do? 363 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:24,840 Speaker 3: How it works? And then at the very bottom, before 364 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:27,000 Speaker 3: you get to like like the the endpoint of the 365 00:19:27,040 --> 00:19:29,600 Speaker 3: email says, no, you're always in control. It's up to 366 00:19:29,680 --> 00:19:31,640 Speaker 3: it's up to you which of your activities your friends 367 00:19:31,680 --> 00:19:33,439 Speaker 3: can see on Plex. Read the blog here, Like it 368 00:19:33,480 --> 00:19:34,959 Speaker 3: doesn't even tell you that you have to opt out. 369 00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,439 Speaker 3: It's more like, hey, man, if you're trying to if 370 00:19:36,440 --> 00:19:38,520 Speaker 3: you're worried about that, here go to this blog post. 371 00:19:39,119 --> 00:19:42,879 Speaker 1: When you're opening your email with like let's discover together, 372 00:19:42,960 --> 00:19:45,720 Speaker 1: and just like generic feel good shit like that, you 373 00:19:45,800 --> 00:19:49,520 Speaker 1: might as well be like one of those label like 374 00:19:50,359 --> 00:19:52,800 Speaker 1: we have this corn snack we like in my household 375 00:19:53,040 --> 00:19:58,200 Speaker 1: called glove corn and the label has the words hey, 376 00:19:58,359 --> 00:20:01,280 Speaker 1: just so you know, we're deliciously crunched corn love corn 377 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:04,480 Speaker 1: ps find love and the little thing Sultan and then 378 00:20:04,560 --> 00:20:06,560 Speaker 1: like all the information on it. But that's the name 379 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,600 Speaker 1: of the product is like a sentence and a half. 380 00:20:09,880 --> 00:20:11,520 Speaker 1: It's I'm just. 381 00:20:11,560 --> 00:20:13,199 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's like on every bag. 382 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:17,040 Speaker 1: Yeah, like all the bags these days, like all the 383 00:20:17,160 --> 00:20:22,119 Speaker 1: like kind of feel goodie. This is totally natural, Like 384 00:20:22,119 --> 00:20:24,399 Speaker 1: they want to have a conversation with you. Yeah, and 385 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:27,760 Speaker 1: it's just like I can't. I can't. 386 00:20:27,880 --> 00:20:31,520 Speaker 3: Like even you like popcorn. 387 00:20:32,040 --> 00:20:34,480 Speaker 1: It's actually like softer corn nuts. It's kind of nice. 388 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,360 Speaker 2: Oh I need that. 389 00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:35,640 Speaker 1: Man. 390 00:20:36,160 --> 00:20:38,720 Speaker 3: Sometimes you eat a fucking corn nut and like it'll 391 00:20:38,800 --> 00:20:41,720 Speaker 3: send one of my like teeth into my skull because. 392 00:20:41,560 --> 00:20:45,280 Speaker 1: It's so fucking hard. Yeah, it's not good. Yeah, these 393 00:20:45,280 --> 00:20:47,879 Speaker 1: are these are fun and you can get a little 394 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:53,600 Speaker 1: salt and vinegi on there on that ass. Okay, anyways, 395 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:57,920 Speaker 1: plex he you know, maybe opt people out and then 396 00:20:58,359 --> 00:20:59,920 Speaker 1: they can they can join if they want. 397 00:21:00,200 --> 00:21:02,600 Speaker 3: But then we can't get the numbers about can't get 398 00:21:02,640 --> 00:21:05,440 Speaker 3: the number the new feature, so we can up our evaluation. 399 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:10,560 Speaker 3: Don't you work in software, man, No one will fucking 400 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,760 Speaker 3: opt in top out. 401 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:18,960 Speaker 1: The valued like a social media company ten x, Like wait, 402 00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,000 Speaker 1: if you make a dollar, your evaluation goes up by 403 00:21:22,040 --> 00:21:24,639 Speaker 1: a billion dollars eing your social media company. 404 00:21:24,640 --> 00:21:25,000 Speaker 2: Exactly. 405 00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:28,879 Speaker 1: All right, well, those are some of the things that 406 00:21:30,200 --> 00:21:34,800 Speaker 1: are trending on this Tuesday afternoon. We are back tomorrow 407 00:21:34,800 --> 00:21:37,720 Speaker 1: with the whole ass episode of the show. Until then, 408 00:21:37,840 --> 00:21:40,200 Speaker 1: be kind to each other, be kind to yourself, get 409 00:21:40,240 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 1: the vaccine, don't do nothing about white supremacy, and we 410 00:21:43,520 --> 00:21:45,480 Speaker 1: will talk you out tomorrow. Fight peace,