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Speaker 1: Then Jebil Show on demand. I could have invented anything,

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Speaker 1: I would have invented belly buttons because I like belly buttons.

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Speaker 1: Internet question. Welcome to Ridiculous Internet Questions on the Jebil Show.

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Speaker 1: It's the most exciting game show the world has ever seen.

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Speaker 1: find a trending topic on the Internet and then ask

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Speaker 1: is if you could have invented anything that exists today,

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Speaker 1: what would it be? And why? Belly buttons has already

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Speaker 1: been taken, So you got to choose something else. I

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Speaker 1: was my bill. Would you invent something other than belly buttons? Oh?

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Speaker 1: This is a mail is this the jew Bowl show.

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Speaker 1: Yes it is, Bill. Oh, I listened to your show

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Speaker 1: quiet frequently, thank you, sir. And yeah, I do a

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Speaker 1: lot of trips and all that. Okay, I was trying

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Speaker 1: to I was gonna invent a toilet seat in my

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Speaker 1: but not all Yeah, but why don't you stop? I

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Speaker 1: stopping somewhere. Yeah, I've done a little bit of research

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Speaker 1: in this field because I have to peel all the time, right,

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Speaker 1: Like I have a very very tiny little week bladder,

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Speaker 1: make devices that you can wear, that you can put on.

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Speaker 1: It's kind of like a Cameter type thing. So you

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Speaker 1: don't have to stop Christian to answer your question. You

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Speaker 1: can just drive and go at the same time. Also,

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Speaker 1: that's what Gatorade bottles are for too. By the way,

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Speaker 1: So don't drink that. You could invented anything that exists today,

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Speaker 1: I don't in the credit Bennett if you could have

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Speaker 1: exists today, what would it be? And why? Christian Grace. Now,

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Speaker 1: Someone else said they would invent the sticky note. Oh, Michelle, Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I invented the whole prank. I invented jokes and pranks.

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Speaker 1: WED Mornings twenties. Hello, Yeah, Hi, my name is Pete

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Speaker 1: Eakins and I'm calling from library. I was looking for Jenny. Um. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you for asking, though I appreciate it, not like you care. Um, okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm not late on any new books like I've I've

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Speaker 1: what what's going on? Oh? I don't know. Maybe you

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Speaker 1: Let you know that I'm the head librarian here at

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Speaker 1: library where you love to rent books, don't you. Yes,

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Speaker 1: you guys are my favorite. I go there, Oh, your favorite? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: focus on what you just said there. We're your favorite library,

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Speaker 1: which means you have other libraries that you rent books from,

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Speaker 1: that you have sixteen other library cards from sixteen other libraries. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: but like, I don't think that's against the law. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I don't think cheating in a marriage is against the law.

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Speaker 1: Technically what people still get divorces over that, don't they?

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Speaker 1: It's still being unfaithful. I mean, I'm not married to

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Speaker 1: your library. You're my favorite, but I collect library cards

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Speaker 1: little bit please. Okay, I'm just really passionate about collecting

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Speaker 1: library cars. I think sorry about that. You're just being

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Speaker 1: I've never been shished before, so you've never been shished.

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Speaker 1: But you're a library, so I don't know how excuse me?

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Speaker 1: You called me a library, Yes I did. Somebody gets around,

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Speaker 1: so I'm sure you've been That is not appropriate. How

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Speaker 1: could you talk to a patron like this because you're

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Speaker 1: no longer a patron, That's why i'm calling you're Yes,

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Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You've been unfaithful to this library. You've been

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Speaker 1: galivanting all over the globe, renting other books from different

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Speaker 1: that you are. So we're revoking your membership and on

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Speaker 1: to no, no, no, no, please please. I you're the

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Speaker 1: Lebard has spots, you call it a Lepard, don't you.

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Speaker 1: me four thousand dollars. I don't care because I have

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Speaker 1: fifteen other libraries I can visit, and one of them

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Speaker 1: That is disgusting. No, what's disgusting is you your library.

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Speaker 1: This conversation and you know what, I'm going to find

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Speaker 1: your supervisor and your friend Rachel set you up. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: she said, oh I got rael your friends always roup

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Speaker 1: with the bigger selection. Well, those other libraries they really

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Speaker 1: This is one. This is the kind of drama you

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Speaker 1: just heard a live countdown jacking Christian took when it

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Speaker 1: of the day. The elderly are so cranky aren't they always,

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Speaker 1: especially the elderly quarterbacks of the NFL, more specifically Tom Brady.

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Speaker 1: They went out for steak in a walk, which is

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Speaker 1: May I speak to Geo? Please? Yeah? This is j Geo.

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Speaker 1: Is this about Millie ding Ding Ding? Yes, it is

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Speaker 1: just I feel bad that I misrepresented myself a bit.

421
00:22:03,520 --> 00:22:07,760
Speaker 1: You misrepresented yourself? What do you mean? I don't I

422
00:22:07,800 --> 00:22:09,560
Speaker 1: don't know why I did this, but I kind of

423
00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:13,880
Speaker 1: I faked something. You faked something what do you mean

424
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:15,440
Speaker 1: she didn't tell us to day went that far? She said,

425
00:22:15,480 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 1: you guys ended with a kiss? Yeah, no, no, nothing,

426
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:28,200
Speaker 1: What did you fake? I actually I borrowed the car

427
00:22:28,280 --> 00:22:33,120
Speaker 1: that I took her out in from my uncle. Oh

428
00:22:33,160 --> 00:22:35,639
Speaker 1: so you didn't. So you showed up in your uncle's car,

429
00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:38,320
Speaker 1: and I'm guessing you didn't tell her this is my

430
00:22:38,400 --> 00:22:40,280
Speaker 1: uncle's car. And she was way too excited about the

431
00:22:40,320 --> 00:22:45,879
Speaker 1: car that is actually not going yet. We talked to

432
00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,960
Speaker 1: her and she did tell us how awesome that car was.

433
00:22:49,320 --> 00:22:52,240
Speaker 1: So she was into the car, and you knew that obviously.

434
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,359
Speaker 1: And that's the thing, like I am. I guess I

435
00:22:56,600 --> 00:22:58,439
Speaker 1: felt like, you know, it's not a match if she

436
00:22:58,480 --> 00:23:01,119
Speaker 1: only likes me through the car. So that's kind of

437
00:23:01,119 --> 00:23:04,280
Speaker 1: how the date fell. She just got so excited about it,

438
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:06,439
Speaker 1: you know, So you feel like she only liked you

439
00:23:06,440 --> 00:23:09,120
Speaker 1: and it was only going out with you because or

440
00:23:09,119 --> 00:23:13,399
Speaker 1: four of the car. No, I just I don't know.

441
00:23:13,440 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 1: I couldn't tell if she was excited to be with

442
00:23:15,920 --> 00:23:18,199
Speaker 1: me or excited to be in the car, or if

443
00:23:18,200 --> 00:23:21,240
Speaker 1: her enthusiasm was you know, what was it for me

444
00:23:21,440 --> 00:23:23,840
Speaker 1: or for my uncle's car. I had no idea when

445
00:23:23,880 --> 00:23:25,760
Speaker 1: you guys agreed to go out. She didn't know about

446
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:29,359
Speaker 1: the car, right, Yeah, exactly. I didn't like put a

447
00:23:29,359 --> 00:23:32,560
Speaker 1: picture of me in the car, you know, online to

448
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:33,840
Speaker 1: get her to go out with me. I want to

449
00:23:33,840 --> 00:23:35,280
Speaker 1: think about that because it seems like it's probably a

450
00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:38,280
Speaker 1: cool car. And so she didn't see the car until

451
00:23:38,320 --> 00:23:42,000
Speaker 1: you showed up. No, and we had great conversation, it

452
00:23:42,160 --> 00:23:45,040
Speaker 1: just kept coming back to the car. That's so I

453
00:23:45,480 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: was really confused. Okay, so you think maybe she's materialistic

454
00:23:48,720 --> 00:23:52,120
Speaker 1: then and just into that kind of stuff for what Yeah, maybe,

455
00:23:52,160 --> 00:23:54,240
Speaker 1: you know, she didn't come up across like that, but

456
00:23:54,400 --> 00:23:56,720
Speaker 1: it was also a first date and the car stuff

457
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:58,879
Speaker 1: just made me think that maybe maybe that's all she

458
00:23:58,920 --> 00:24:02,800
Speaker 1: cared about. So that's why you decided to ghost her. Yeah,

459
00:24:02,840 --> 00:24:05,320
Speaker 1: I just yeah, it just it felt like she was

460
00:24:05,359 --> 00:24:07,399
Speaker 1: more into the car than me. Well, thanks for telling us.

461
00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,119
Speaker 1: Why are you, um, why are your ghosting? Or? I

462
00:24:09,119 --> 00:24:13,240
Speaker 1: appreciate that? Man? Again, she was great. I just felt

463
00:24:13,240 --> 00:24:15,320
Speaker 1: like maybe she cared about the car a little too much.

464
00:24:15,920 --> 00:24:17,480
Speaker 1: Since you were honest with us, I'm going to be

465
00:24:17,520 --> 00:24:20,880
Speaker 1: honest with you, Okay. Millie is actually on the other

466
00:24:20,920 --> 00:24:25,480
Speaker 1: line listening and wants to talk to you, Hey doo,

467
00:24:25,680 --> 00:24:32,159
Speaker 1: I actually heard all that. Hey hey Millie, this is

468
00:24:32,359 --> 00:24:38,560
Speaker 1: pretty awkward. Yeah, I mean I had I had a

469
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:42,399
Speaker 1: really good time with you. Um I didn't. I didn't. Um,

470
00:24:43,359 --> 00:24:46,640
Speaker 1: I was a claid about the car, but like, yeah, yeah,

471
00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:50,000
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. Did you really think I was only interested

472
00:24:50,040 --> 00:24:54,320
Speaker 1: in the car or I know? I mean you just

473
00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: heard me. I never felt that you were only interested

474
00:24:58,200 --> 00:25:02,119
Speaker 1: in the car. I just I saw how excited you

475
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:04,800
Speaker 1: got about it, and you know, we had a great job.

476
00:25:05,000 --> 00:25:09,320
Speaker 1: I really enjoyed talking to you, but you kept mentioning

477
00:25:09,359 --> 00:25:12,919
Speaker 1: the car throughout the night, So I just you know,

478
00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:15,439
Speaker 1: I thought maybe that impressed you more than me, and

479
00:25:15,480 --> 00:25:18,359
Speaker 1: that's why you kept mentioning it. So I guess, you

480
00:25:18,359 --> 00:25:20,040
Speaker 1: know what, I guess. I'm sorry. I was a little

481
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,639
Speaker 1: insecure about it. Oh that's great. No, I mean, like

482
00:25:22,680 --> 00:25:24,880
Speaker 1: I get it. I was definitely talking about the car

483
00:25:25,040 --> 00:25:29,919
Speaker 1: a lot that m but like the reason I was

484
00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:32,720
Speaker 1: talking about it a lot GEO is. Um, First of all,

485
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,120
Speaker 1: it's an amazing car, but the minute I thought, like

486
00:25:36,760 --> 00:25:40,240
Speaker 1: my granddad had the exact same car, the exact same model,

487
00:25:40,760 --> 00:25:44,280
Speaker 1: I'm pretty sure, the same year, like just all of it. So, um,

488
00:25:44,320 --> 00:25:46,680
Speaker 1: I just I don't know it really that was why

489
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:49,960
Speaker 1: I was excited. It was like more emotionally based than

490
00:25:50,000 --> 00:25:53,240
Speaker 1: like me just being excited about a car. Does that

491
00:25:53,320 --> 00:25:56,840
Speaker 1: make sense? That makes I mean, that makes a whole

492
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,080
Speaker 1: lot of sense. And I could totally understand that now,

493
00:25:59,119 --> 00:26:02,880
Speaker 1: and I would be super excited to seeing my granddad's car,

494
00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,760
Speaker 1: you know. Uh so I get that, and you know,

495
00:26:05,800 --> 00:26:07,680
Speaker 1: I just I wanted to borrow a car. And of

496
00:26:07,680 --> 00:26:10,439
Speaker 1: course the car I borrow try to impress you is

497
00:26:11,520 --> 00:26:14,119
Speaker 1: is the one car that like blows you out of

498
00:26:14,160 --> 00:26:18,359
Speaker 1: the water and gives you all these memories. Yeah, nobody

499
00:26:18,359 --> 00:26:19,679
Speaker 1: could have planned for that one. We just had to

500
00:26:19,680 --> 00:26:21,160
Speaker 1: borrow a car and not tell her, and it happens

501
00:26:21,200 --> 00:26:23,600
Speaker 1: to be a car that her grandfather actually had. The

502
00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:31,080
Speaker 1: only Yeah, well no, I mean the conversation with you

503
00:26:31,160 --> 00:26:32,840
Speaker 1: is much more exciting to me than the car. But

504
00:26:32,920 --> 00:26:35,399
Speaker 1: I totally guest that, like it would seem funny, but

505
00:26:35,440 --> 00:26:38,880
Speaker 1: I keep talking about the car, and I just want

506
00:26:38,880 --> 00:26:41,320
Speaker 1: to like make it crystal clear. You know, I didn't

507
00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:44,280
Speaker 1: not tell you that the car was my uncle's to

508
00:26:44,600 --> 00:26:48,160
Speaker 1: hide it from you or you know, be kind of shady.

509
00:26:48,240 --> 00:26:50,959
Speaker 1: I just I just didn't tell you because you know,

510
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,880
Speaker 1: I wanted to impress you on our first date. Oh

511
00:26:53,960 --> 00:27:01,720
Speaker 1: that's actually really cute. Policy yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly like

512
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:06,400
Speaker 1: but yeah, I guess if we ever did a second date,

513
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:08,840
Speaker 1: I don't would you just make sure to bring your

514
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:12,119
Speaker 1: uncle's car because you know that vaccine is pretty big.

515
00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:16,600
Speaker 1: Oh oh hello, hey, in that case, radio show, would

516
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:18,960
Speaker 1: you like to go with Millie on another date? We'll

517
00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:21,800
Speaker 1: pay for it. Oh, I'm definitely down for that, but

518
00:27:21,840 --> 00:27:23,280
Speaker 1: I think Milli and I are going to go on

519
00:27:23,760 --> 00:27:29,639
Speaker 1: a few more days. Well, let's say, what kind of

520
00:27:29,640 --> 00:27:33,080
Speaker 1: car do you actually drive, Geo? I have eight Toyota

521
00:27:33,160 --> 00:27:36,440
Speaker 1: rav four and it's very clean and very nice. Well

522
00:27:36,840 --> 00:27:38,800
Speaker 1: that sounds like a nice car. Rap fours are nice.

523
00:27:38,920 --> 00:27:42,840
Speaker 1: I'm happy with that. Okay, Well, I mean I'm an

524
00:27:42,880 --> 00:27:45,760
Speaker 1: insurance guy. I mentioned this. You know this, Millie, so

525
00:27:45,800 --> 00:27:48,760
Speaker 1: it's a very safe car. You know ben uh Volvos

526
00:27:48,800 --> 00:27:54,639
Speaker 1: it was. It was a toss up. Well, love sounds

527
00:27:54,640 --> 00:27:58,520
Speaker 1: like Geo is a sensible dude too. Well, you mean,

528
00:27:58,640 --> 00:28:03,800
Speaker 1: sensible is definitely more attractive and exciting to me than

529
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:08,480
Speaker 1: you know, some classic car. So oh well, if you

530
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 1: like that, just wait till I show you all the Kubans.

531
00:28:11,280 --> 00:28:15,320
Speaker 1: But I clipped before I go, this is getting too sexy.

532
00:28:15,560 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 1: But congratulations The Jewels Show on demand jewils dirty Little Secret? Hello, Hey,

533
00:28:33,800 --> 00:28:35,560
Speaker 1: what's up? It's the Jewels Show. You texted us at

534
00:28:35,560 --> 00:28:37,439
Speaker 1: four one o six one claiming that you had a

535
00:28:37,440 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 1: dirty little secret. So now we're calling you to see

536
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:40,760
Speaker 1: if you if that's the truth, if you were lying

537
00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:47,640
Speaker 1: about it? Hi? Hi, jee? Okaying, phone call? What's up? Um? Nothing,

538
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,479
Speaker 1: I'm just on my way to work. Okay, sweet, So

539
00:28:50,520 --> 00:28:53,840
Speaker 1: can you tell us your dirty little secret now? Then? Yeah? Sure,

540
00:28:54,160 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 1: all right, go for it. M Okay. So it sounds

541
00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: kind of messed up. But I wish I had had

542
00:29:00,280 --> 00:29:02,640
Speaker 1: like some type of chronic illness so that I'd be

543
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:09,160
Speaker 1: more interesting. Oh well, so okay, you have a specific

544
00:29:09,240 --> 00:29:12,680
Speaker 1: chronic illness you'd love to have. I mean, like all

545
00:29:12,720 --> 00:29:16,040
Speaker 1: my friends are like scrolling through TikTok and self diagnosing

546
00:29:16,120 --> 00:29:19,040
Speaker 1: saying they have like ADHD and autism now, and I'm

547
00:29:19,080 --> 00:29:20,680
Speaker 1: just like, you know what, I kind of want to

548
00:29:20,720 --> 00:29:22,719
Speaker 1: like just have something so I could shut them up

549
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,280
Speaker 1: and like be more interesting as some character. Okay, So

550
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:28,600
Speaker 1: your that's your dirty little secret is that you wish

551
00:29:28,640 --> 00:29:34,560
Speaker 1: you had something so that you could feel more interesting. Yeah,

552
00:29:34,840 --> 00:29:40,360
Speaker 1: that's really meant a little bit. Yeah, I mean you

553
00:29:40,400 --> 00:29:44,520
Speaker 1: could also have a find a new hobby or something

554
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:48,720
Speaker 1: other than like some sort of sickness, I would think.

555
00:29:49,800 --> 00:29:52,080
Speaker 1: I guess that could work too, But it's just a

556
00:29:52,160 --> 00:30:00,000
Speaker 1: different level of a character. M okay, I'm character branding. Yeah,

557
00:30:00,040 --> 00:30:02,560
Speaker 1: so why is that your dirty little secret? What's so

558
00:30:02,600 --> 00:30:05,280
Speaker 1: attractive about it? Is it the attention you might get

559
00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:08,480
Speaker 1: or what. I don't know. I feel like it's trending

560
00:30:08,600 --> 00:30:12,200
Speaker 1: right now, like everyone seems to have ADHD or something

561
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:15,840
Speaker 1: or you know, on the spectrum or I don't know,

562
00:30:16,240 --> 00:30:20,360
Speaker 1: you can I mean that like a little offensive. I

563
00:30:20,400 --> 00:30:22,200
Speaker 1: don't know. I think people are more open to it

564
00:30:22,200 --> 00:30:23,680
Speaker 1: than they used to be. I know, but at the

565
00:30:23,760 --> 00:30:26,040
Speaker 1: end of the day, I don't think having ADHD is offensive.

566
00:30:27,120 --> 00:30:30,920
Speaker 1: But it's like romanticizing and wanting the struggle if someone

567
00:30:30,960 --> 00:30:33,880
Speaker 1: else's everyday life that they don't, you know, unfortunately have

568
00:30:33,960 --> 00:30:36,800
Speaker 1: to deal with. Like, I just don't know that it's worth,

569
00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,320
Speaker 1: you know, getting a little bit of sympathy and some

570
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:42,840
Speaker 1: TikTok lights here and there. That's just me. Yeah, I

571
00:30:42,840 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 1: guess I just feel like I'm boring. I never had

572
00:30:44,600 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: like anxiety or depression or anything like that. Consider yourself

573
00:30:50,080 --> 00:30:52,680
Speaker 1: happy about that until you're a crippled from a panic

574
00:30:52,680 --> 00:30:58,360
Speaker 1: attack in another country. Yeah. And you know, there are

575
00:30:58,360 --> 00:31:00,480
Speaker 1: a lot of people that throw those words around that

576
00:31:00,560 --> 00:31:04,800
Speaker 1: don't really have it on the level that exactly. It is,

577
00:31:04,840 --> 00:31:07,800
Speaker 1: like really, you know, because everybody deals with some sort

578
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 1: of anxiety about something, but to actually have an anxiety

579
00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: of disorder is really it's something to struggle with. Yeah, definitely. Yeah.

580
00:31:16,040 --> 00:31:17,880
Speaker 1: It's like I know people that will say, oh, I'm

581
00:31:17,920 --> 00:31:19,680
Speaker 1: just so CD about that, and I'm like, no, no,

582
00:31:19,720 --> 00:31:21,840
Speaker 1: you're not. You're just like a clean house. Yeah you don't.

583
00:31:22,040 --> 00:31:24,520
Speaker 1: You don't have to Yeah, yeah, you don't have to

584
00:31:24,560 --> 00:31:26,680
Speaker 1: hit the light switch exactly seventy three and a half

585
00:31:26,720 --> 00:31:29,720
Speaker 1: times before you leave a room every single time. That

586
00:31:29,000 --> 00:31:39,040
Speaker 1: didn't without having oddn't think about that one wrong. Honestly,

587
00:31:39,240 --> 00:31:41,600
Speaker 1: maybe I'll start today. I'm just gonna decide what my

588
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:45,800
Speaker 1: OCD is and start doing that. Okay, Okay, So they

589
00:31:46,040 --> 00:31:49,320
Speaker 1: so has your dirty little secret changed from wanting it

590
00:31:49,360 --> 00:31:51,760
Speaker 1: to now you're going to fake it so that you

591
00:31:51,800 --> 00:31:55,160
Speaker 1: can be more interesting? Commit All right? All right, congratulations,

592
00:31:55,600 --> 00:31:59,240
Speaker 1: Um hit us back and what you're problem? What your

593
00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:03,360
Speaker 1: new problem? Which every when you land on Yeah, all right,

594
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:06,680
Speaker 1: thanks for telling us your little secret. Thank you, guys.

595
00:32:07,640 --> 00:32:12,479
Speaker 1: The Jewel Show on demand? Where is the weirdest place

596
00:32:12,880 --> 00:32:15,560
Speaker 1: a guy has ever taken you on a date? It's

597
00:32:15,560 --> 00:32:18,800
Speaker 1: a Jewel Show? But I asked a question because there's

598
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:22,080
Speaker 1: a section on Reddit called ask Women, and someone asked

599
00:32:22,080 --> 00:32:25,479
Speaker 1: them to name the weirdest place guys have ever taken

600
00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:29,080
Speaker 1: them on a date. And if you know, guys, some

601
00:32:29,160 --> 00:32:33,200
Speaker 1: of us, most of us, all of us. Sorry to generalize.

602
00:32:34,240 --> 00:32:38,840
Speaker 1: Bad planners sometimes and also plan really weird dates. Calls

603
00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:40,920
Speaker 1: up eighty eight three four three o six one text

604
00:32:40,960 --> 00:32:43,800
Speaker 1: in four one oh six one. Where's the weirdest place

605
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: a guy has ever taken you on a date? Somebody

606
00:32:47,600 --> 00:32:50,640
Speaker 1: in this reddit feed said, two weeks into dating, a

607
00:32:50,680 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: guy took a girl to his grandfather's funeral. Oh wow,

608
00:32:54,520 --> 00:32:58,520
Speaker 1: and introduced her as a special friend. Not too lively

609
00:32:58,520 --> 00:33:04,720
Speaker 1: of an event. Well, in a couple of ways, Yeah, right,

610
00:33:05,080 --> 00:33:07,240
Speaker 1: a funeral is an interesting place to take a date.

611
00:33:07,400 --> 00:33:10,720
Speaker 1: I could see maybe the benefits actually in taking somebody

612
00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:13,560
Speaker 1: to a funeral. No, you don't think so, I mean,

613
00:33:13,600 --> 00:33:15,880
Speaker 1: think about it's emotional, right, it's better than you're both

614
00:33:15,920 --> 00:33:18,760
Speaker 1: contemplating life like, hey, man, it's short, Like life is short,

615
00:33:18,880 --> 00:33:20,920
Speaker 1: contemplating that you want it to be over because some

616
00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:23,400
Speaker 1: of the too, you do a funeral for a date. Well,

617
00:33:23,520 --> 00:33:25,080
Speaker 1: but if you're just you know, if you're looking to

618
00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,640
Speaker 1: you know, seal the deal after, there's no better way

619
00:33:27,680 --> 00:33:29,720
Speaker 1: to do that than Look, our time is short. My

620
00:33:29,760 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 1: grandfather just passed away, very terrible. I'm already halfway there

621
00:33:32,800 --> 00:33:35,560
Speaker 1: left also, and then there's pity too, right, like I'm

622
00:33:35,600 --> 00:33:37,720
Speaker 1: real sad my grandfather passed away. How are you gonna

623
00:33:37,720 --> 00:33:40,239
Speaker 1: make me feel bad? Or hey, we're all gonna die

624
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 1: and we're gonna die soon. We might as well just

625
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 1: do this anyway, right right in the back of that

626
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:47,760
Speaker 1: hearse Who cares about a body count these days? Yeah?

627
00:33:47,880 --> 00:33:49,520
Speaker 1: Eight at eight three four three one o six one

628
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Speaker 1: text in four one oh six one. We're going over

629
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Speaker 1: a list of the weirdest place that guys have ever

630
00:33:55,680 --> 00:33:58,400
Speaker 1: taken women on a date. Where's the weirdest place a

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Speaker 1: guy has ever taken you on a Datectoria, where's the

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Speaker 1: weirdest place you've ever been on a date? I don't

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Speaker 1: think I've ever been on like weird dates, like I've

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Speaker 1: gone to like restaurants the beach. Okay, I've never gone

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Speaker 1: to any weird places, but I'd love to know you

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Speaker 1: have to date more. Oh my gosh. This one woman

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Speaker 1: said some creep took a woman to an adult bookstore

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Speaker 1: and then tried to get her to watch a movie

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Speaker 1: with him in their gross theater room. If you're the

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Speaker 1: woman who goes on that date, how do you not

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Speaker 1: show up to the adult bookstore and go, um, no,

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Speaker 1: I'm no, I'm not going on this date, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much. I don't think we're going in here to

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Speaker 1: read right. Another one says a guy offered to show

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Speaker 1: his girl the quote unquote hidden spot in the city. Right,

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Speaker 1: that sounds mysterious, And it was an underpass, A filthy underpass,

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Speaker 1: is what it said. I mean, I'm trying to think

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Speaker 1: of how an underpassed date. It sounds kind of cool

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Speaker 1: to me. But then no, it's not cool. But maybe

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Speaker 1: they if you like graffiti, you could look at some

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Speaker 1: cool graffiti. Yeah right, Yeah, Like I like graffiti, so

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Speaker 1: I'm like that might be kind of cool, except I

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Speaker 1: wouldn't take a date there unless you knew like they

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Speaker 1: like to spray paint too. And then it was like Okay,

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Speaker 1: so we go down there and just like spray paint

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Speaker 1: and like mess around. That'd be fun. Yeah, that would

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Speaker 1: be fun. Yeah. I feel like someone told me once

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Speaker 1: that they were going to take me to like a

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Speaker 1: magical place in the city. And it was literally the

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Speaker 1: top of a park, like a parking garage, and like

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Speaker 1: you could see the lights a little bit, but it

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Speaker 1: wasn't anything special. And I was like, oh, top at

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Speaker 1: the top of a parking garage that it was probably

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Speaker 1: the same garage. It was magical up there. I've done

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Speaker 1: some stuff in a parking garage too. It's fun. Look

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Speaker 1: at that parking garage is a really underestimated date spot.

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Speaker 1: If you have a date tonight there you go find

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Speaker 1: a parking garage. That's really all you need. Cherry on

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Speaker 1: top text in four one to six one, call us

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Speaker 1: up eight eight eight three four three one to six one.

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Speaker 1: Where's the weirdest place a guy has ever taken you

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Speaker 1: on a date? We're going over this list from Reddit.

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Speaker 1: Another woman said that she was expecting to go to

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Speaker 1: lunch and instead the guy took her to a gun

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Speaker 1: range with three of his buddies. No what, No, a

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Speaker 1: gun range could be fun, though, if it's controlled gun range, right,

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Speaker 1: they exist. It's fun to shoot guns like it is

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Speaker 1: fun to shoot right, like if you've never shot a

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Speaker 1: gun before. Even if you hate guns, there is an

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Speaker 1: exhilarating thrill that comes along with it. Right. I'm not

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Speaker 1: saying go out and be irresponsible. If you go to

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Speaker 1: a gun range, that could be a cool date, right yeah, right.

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Speaker 1: I don't like loud noises, so for me, I'm immedia.

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Speaker 1: As soon as we roll up in the parking lot,

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Speaker 1: it's like, I'm amost sit in the car. I mean,

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Speaker 1: for me, that's like a turn on. I'm like, you're

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Speaker 1: gonna bring me to the gun range, like you would

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Speaker 1: get to know that you can operate a gun. And

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Speaker 1: it's been It though, like three other guys been It's like, yeah, sweet,

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Speaker 1: this is a great day. I think the worst part

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Speaker 1: of that day was there was three other dudes there.

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Speaker 1: I guess. I don't think there's any weird date for

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Speaker 1: Been It. No, I've brought someone on a weird date before.

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Speaker 1: I remember one time I went to a bar and

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Speaker 1: I got blackout and I accidentally stole like they had

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Speaker 1: like a snake centerpiece on one of the tables, and

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Speaker 1: I accidentally stole it and brought it home and slept

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Speaker 1: with it that night. So the next day I had

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Speaker 1: a date. See that's how you know. But there's no

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Speaker 1: weird date for a minute. He still up with a centerpiece.

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Speaker 1: They found me on Facebook and they're like, hey, could

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Speaker 1: you bring this centerpiece back? And I'm like, yeah, sure,

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Speaker 1: I have a date tonight. So week ago return it

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Speaker 1: together and we did and it was a great date.

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Speaker 1: We had dinner after I returned the stolen Why had Yeah,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I accidentally stole this from a bar

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Speaker 1: last night. Let's go return it and then somewhere dinner.

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Speaker 1: There's somebody on Reddit that went out with Bennett, replying

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Speaker 1: to a thread saying, I'm the weirdest date I ever

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Speaker 1: went out with this one dude who stole something and

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Speaker 1: I had to return it with it the next day.

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