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Speaker 1: You don't know me.

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Speaker 2: Concession, I can't take back arms. Speak TEXTA seventy five

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Speaker 2: nine two says I'm a hiring manager and I've definitely

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Speaker 2: thrown resumes into the trash just because the applicant has

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Speaker 2: the same name as one of my exes out. It's

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Speaker 2: amazing how just one bad egg can completely ruin a

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Speaker 2: name for everyone else. And I'm telling you, hey, little boy,

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Speaker 2: what's your name? Oh Adolph, excuse me, I need to

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Speaker 2: get off this plane.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking real target, But.

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Speaker 2: In this segment, we let people choose fake names for themselves.

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Speaker 2: That way we can't judge them until we hear their

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Speaker 2: secret first. And right now we have a woman on

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Speaker 2: the line who's chosen to go by Cora today, a

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Speaker 2: name which gives me good vibes because Cora is the

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Speaker 2: name of the countess in Downton Abbey. So Cora, welcome

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Speaker 2: to the.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello, thank you for having me here.

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Speaker 2: Almost as legal.

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Speaker 1: I wondered to say cheerio, but.

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Speaker 2: You know, hell off to an interesting start. The voice

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Speaker 2: changer is on, Cora, you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready,

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Speaker 2: let's hear your.

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Speaker 3: Confession, all right, So after you're back, I was traveling

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Speaker 3: in Spain and there up meeting this local guy off

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Speaker 3: of a dating app.

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Speaker 1: Right, of course you did, because why wouldn't you be

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Speaker 1: on a dating app in Spain? That is genius.

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Speaker 2: Anytime you go anywhere, Brooke, I know, but.

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Speaker 3: I don't do dating app. I don't know that stuff.

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Speaker 2: What's there of Spanish men?

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Speaker 3: Why you don't even ask?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just not Americans, I get. Okay, credit score.

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Speaker 2: All good for you going on the dating apps in Spain.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. So he invited me to a soccer game.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Football match, I believe is what we're

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Speaker 1: going to call it.

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Speaker 2: These guys were long, like, come with me to the

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Speaker 2: game of a lifetime.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if it was that charming, but

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Speaker 3: it was really good looking, honest.

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Speaker 1: All right, So how'd it go?

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Speaker 3: Well? It was fun until I had to go to

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Speaker 3: the bathroom, which is not usually a problem, but the

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Speaker 3: problem was at that stadium actually had some sort of

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Speaker 3: plumbing issue or something going on. Oh god, yeah, they

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Speaker 3: had no flushing toilets at all. They only had border

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Speaker 3: parties and it was like hundreds of them. I've never

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Speaker 3: seen so many.

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Speaker 1: Okay, at least you have options right, you just keep

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Speaker 1: going until one isn't as gross doors.

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Speaker 3: Well, they were all very stinky, of course, because people

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Speaker 3: go to the closest forms, you know. So I was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm just going to the very very last one. So

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Speaker 3: it was quite the hike. But anyway, Yeah, so I

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Speaker 3: get there and you know, I do my business whatever,

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Speaker 3: and as I'm about to go out, the door is

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Speaker 3: stuck and I could not get out.

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Speaker 1: No oh no, and you're at the very end of

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Speaker 1: a hundred of them.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no one's out.

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Speaker 3: That's terrifying. So I'm banging on the wall. I'm screaming,

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Speaker 3: you know, but you're not screaming in Spanish.

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Speaker 2: You need to scream Spanish.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I got exhausted and I'm like, you know what,

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Speaker 3: I guess this is my luck. And I could not

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Speaker 3: get the door open. The only contact a half of

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Speaker 3: him was the dinner app so I'm like, hey, I'm

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Speaker 3: still in the border party.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, oh, you had to write him Tinder And

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Speaker 1: then you're kind of pissy, like, Okay, I went to

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Speaker 1: the bathroom. Why are you checking your Tinder while I'm

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Speaker 1: in the bathroom?

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Speaker 3: Did he answer?

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Speaker 2: No?

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Speaker 3: Good man?

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Speaker 2: Well, obviously, like the game is probably holding his attention

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Speaker 2: if he's a local guy there.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 1: So he's like these American women.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: So after the game finally ended, a cleaning lady came on,

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Speaker 3: you know, they were cleaning, and I'm like banging on

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Speaker 3: the door, so she hurt me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my god, that's a nightmareror. I'm guessing he had

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Speaker 1: left at this point. You didn't see him again, did you?

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Speaker 3: No, So he texted me that night. He messaged me

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Speaker 3: back and he said, Wow, you really didn't have to

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Speaker 3: gost me and then lie about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh guys, it sounds like a story like oh no,

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Speaker 2: I swear I got locked in the bathroom and it

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Speaker 2: was the last of one hundred. Like come on, yeah right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would believe you either. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what did you say? What happened?

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Speaker 3: So I tried to explain to him, but he never

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Speaker 3: wrote me back. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wow, to this day, thinks he goes Spanish men. You see,

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Speaker 2: they don't they don't match up to us American boys.

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Speaker 2: We believe you, there's some Spanish guy who's like diding

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Speaker 2: of my life. That sucks.

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Speaker 3: The craziest part of the entire story is that Four

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Speaker 3: years later, I'm watching Netflix. Huh, who do I see

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Speaker 3: on that TV?

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Speaker 2: What did what?

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Speaker 1: Not?

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Speaker 3: On a love or a TV show or something. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I miss a boat. No no, no, no, no no on the documentary.

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Speaker 3: I don't know if you guys have seen it. The

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Speaker 3: tin I.

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Speaker 1: Hears ago that was him, Yes, that was whoa.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, dodged a bullet. He's the He's the

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Speaker 2: guy that would like match with girls on Tinder just

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Speaker 2: to like scan them for thousands and thousands of dollars

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Speaker 2: and then leave them.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I think Brook is still paying. There's still a chance

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Speaker 2: that Spanish accent. Wow, my god. In a weird way,

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Speaker 2: you probably felt like, Okay, this worked out good, right.

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Speaker 1: He never pitched you for like money, let me borrow anything.

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Speaker 3: Bought that game ticket? Yeah no, he actually we paid

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Speaker 3: separate for the ticket. But okay, yeah, I was shocked.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, you had to have been divine stervention, like, yeah.

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Speaker 2: Saved totally.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: The next time you get locked inside a port a

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Speaker 2: potty or a bathroom, you need to look up to

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Speaker 2: the sky and say thank you God, thank you for

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Speaker 2: saving me.

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Speaker 1: If your story could have been on that documentary. It

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Speaker 1: would have brought some like levity to it all, you know, reenactment.

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Speaker 2: I think it worked out better this week. Okay, not

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Speaker 2: getting scammed.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't want to be known as the porta potty girl.

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Speaker 2: Probably text in seventy five nine two. If you have

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Speaker 2: a confession you've been holding on to, we can hide

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Speaker 2: your identity. We'll mask your voice and make you our

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Speaker 2: next mass speaker. Your phone tab's coming up

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Speaker 1: Next, Brooking Jeffrey in the morning,