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Speaker 1: You don't hear me confession, I can't take back arms.

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Speaker 2: Speak textas seventy five nine two says I'm a hiring

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Speaker 2: manager and I've definitely thrown resumes into the trash just

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Speaker 2: because the applicant has the same name as one of

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Speaker 2: my exes out. It's amazing how just one bad egg

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Speaker 2: can completely ruin a name for everyone else. And I'm

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Speaker 2: telling you, hey, little boy, what's your name? Oh Adolph,

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Speaker 2: excuse me, I need to get off this plane.

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Speaker 1: I was thinking.

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Speaker 2: But in this segment, we let people choose fake names

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Speaker 2: for themselves. That way we can't judge them until we

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Speaker 2: hear their secret first. And right now we have a

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Speaker 2: woman on the line who's chosen to go by Cora today,

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Speaker 2: a name which gives me good vibes because Cora is

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Speaker 2: the name of the countess in Downton Abbey. So Cora,

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Speaker 2: welcome to the show.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, Hello, thank you for having me here.

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Speaker 1: Almost as regime, I wondered her to say cheerio, but

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Speaker 1: you know.

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Speaker 2: Hello, off to an interesting start. The voice changer is on, Cora,

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Speaker 2: you're the mass speaker. Whenever you're ready, let's hear your confession, all.

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Speaker 3: Right, So after you're back. I was traveling in Spain

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Speaker 3: and there ended up meeting this local guy off of

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Speaker 3: a dating app.

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Speaker 1: Right, of course you did, because why wouldn't you be

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Speaker 1: on a dating app in Spain? That is genius.

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Speaker 2: Anytime you go anywhere.

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Speaker 1: Brooke, I know, but I don't do that. I don't

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Speaker 1: know that stuff.

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Speaker 2: What's the all of Spanish men?

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Speaker 3: Why don't even ask?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're just not Americans, I get it. Okay, credit score.

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Speaker 2: Good for you going on the dating apps in Spain.

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Speaker 3: Thank you. So he invited me to a soccer game.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's cool. Football match, I believe is what we're

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Speaker 1: going to call it.

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Speaker 2: These guys were longer like, come with me to the

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Speaker 2: game of a lifetime.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't know if it was that charming, but

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Speaker 3: it was really good looking.

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Speaker 1: Okay, honest, all right, So how'd it go?

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Speaker 3: Well? It was fun until I had to go to

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Speaker 3: the bathroom, which is not usually a problem, but the

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Speaker 3: problem was at that stadium actually had some sort of

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Speaker 3: plumbing issue or something going on. Oh god, yeah, they

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Speaker 3: had no flushing toilets at all. They only had border

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Speaker 3: parties and it was like hundreds of them. I've nourisheen

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Speaker 3: so many.

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Speaker 1: Okay, at least you have options, right, you just keep

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Speaker 1: going until one isn't as gross.

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Speaker 3: Those doors, well, they were all very stinky, of course,

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Speaker 3: because people go to the closest ones.

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Speaker 1: You know.

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Speaker 3: So I was like, I'm just going to the very

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Speaker 3: very last one. So it was quite the hike. But anyway, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: so I get there and you know, I do my

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Speaker 3: business whatever, and as I'm about to go out, the

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Speaker 3: door is stuck and I could not get out.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, and you're at the very end of a

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Speaker 1: hundred of them.

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Speaker 2: Well, no, no one's out.

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Speaker 3: That's terrifying. So I'm banging on the wall. I'm screaming,

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Speaker 3: you know, but you're not screaming in Spanish. You need

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Speaker 3: to scream Spanish. I mean, I got exhausted, and I'm like,

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Speaker 3: you know what, I guess this is my luck. And

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Speaker 3: I could not get the door open. The only contact

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Speaker 3: a half of him was the inner app So I'm like, hey,

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Speaker 3: I'm still in the border party.

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Speaker 2: Oh no, oh you had to.

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Speaker 1: And then you're kind of pissy, like, Okay, I went

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Speaker 1: to the bathroom. Why are you checking your Tinder while

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Speaker 1: I'm in the bathroom?

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Speaker 3: Did he answer?

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Speaker 1: No, good man?

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Speaker 2: Well, obviously, like the game is probably holding his attention

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Speaker 2: if he's a local guy there, Yeah, I guess.

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Speaker 1: So he's like these American women.

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Speaker 2: What happened?

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Speaker 3: So after the game finally ended, a cleaning lady came on,

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Speaker 3: you know, they were cleaning, and I'm like banging on

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Speaker 3: the door.

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Speaker 1: So she hurt me.

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Speaker 2: Now, oh my.

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Speaker 1: God, that's a nightmare. I'm guessing he had left at

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Speaker 1: this point. You didn't see him again, did you?

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Speaker 3: No, So he texted me that night. He messaged me

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Speaker 3: back and he said, Wow, you really didn't have to

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Speaker 3: go to me and then lie about it.

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Speaker 2: Oh guys, it sounds like a story like, oh no,

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Speaker 2: I swear I got locked in the bathroom and it

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Speaker 2: was the last of one hundred, Like come on, yeah right.

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Speaker 2: I don't know if I would believe you either. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: what did you say? What happened?

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Speaker 3: So I tried to explain to him, but he never

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Speaker 3: wrote me back. Oh my god.

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Speaker 2: Wow, to this day, thinks you go Spanish men, You see,

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Speaker 2: they don't they don't match up to us American boys.

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Speaker 1: We believe him.

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Speaker 2: There's some Spanish guys who's like diding of my life.

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Speaker 2: That sucks.

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Speaker 3: The craziest part of the entire story is that four

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Speaker 3: years later, I'm watching Netflix. Huh, who do I see

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Speaker 3: on that TV? What night? Did what not? On a

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Speaker 3: mob or a TV show or something. I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: I missed that bout No no, no, no, no no on

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Speaker 3: the documentary. I don't know if you guys have seen it.

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Speaker 3: The Tinder I heard years ago that was him, Yes,

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Speaker 3: that was whoa.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, dodged a bully. He's the He's the

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Speaker 2: guy that would like match with girls on Tinder just

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Speaker 2: to like scan them for thousands and thousands of dollars

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Speaker 2: and then leave them. Yeah. I think Brook is still paying.

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Speaker 2: There's still a chance that Spanish accent.

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Speaker 1: Wow my god.

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Speaker 2: In a weird way, you probably felt like, Okay, this

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Speaker 2: worked out good, right.

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Speaker 1: He never pitched you for like money, let me borrow anything.

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Speaker 3: I bought that game ticket? Yeah no, he actually we

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Speaker 3: paid separate for the ticket. But okay, yeah, I was shocked.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'm like, you had to have been divine stervention, Like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: saved by totally.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

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Speaker 2: The next time you get locked inside a porta potty

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Speaker 2: or a bathroom, you need to look up to the

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Speaker 2: sky and say thank you God, thank you for saving me.

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Speaker 1: If your story could have been on that documentary, it

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Speaker 1: would have brought some like levity to it all, you know,

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Speaker 1: re enactment.

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Speaker 2: I think it worked out better this week, okay, not

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Speaker 2: getting scammed that to be.

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Speaker 1: Known as the Portat Girl.

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Speaker 2: Probably the text in seventy five nine two. If you

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Speaker 2: have a confession you've been holding on to, we can

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Speaker 2: hide your identity. We'll mask your voice and make you

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Speaker 2: our next mass speaker. Your phone taps coming up next