Speaker 1: Second date of date? How much would you pay to
Speaker 1: go out on a date with someone? Fifty bucks, one
Speaker 1: hundred bucks? Why are you paying? What do I get
Speaker 1: out of it? How about two hundred dollars for two
Speaker 1: hours with mister right here? Right now? That's just pretty Steve.
Speaker 1: That's just like an escort service, right? Is that what
Speaker 1: you're talking about? Obviously I'm not interested in your services.
Speaker 1: One of our listeners Don't emailed us saying he paid
Speaker 1: for his date and he was extremely satisfied with the result.
Speaker 1: On the phone right now, Brett, did you tip fifteen percent?
Speaker 1: Twenty percent? What's what's customary for a pay for dates
Speaker 1: still service? Right? I mean, alexis you take money for dates?
Speaker 1: What would you accept as a tip? You'll answer that? Really?
Speaker 1: I mean the pack to the guy on the Okay,
Speaker 1: that's all right, we can talk to Brett. Brett. How's
Speaker 1: it going? Man? Hey, how are you guys doing? Brett?
Speaker 1: It's sound like you hired an escort service for a date.
Speaker 1: There's nothing wrong with it? Is that? What is that?
Speaker 1: What happened? It was like a website I went to
Speaker 1: and there is ladies on it and I picked one.
Speaker 1: You get Okay, I'll tell you why she's not calling
Speaker 1: you back because you didn't pay for another date. This
Speaker 1: isn't she's not going to fall in love with you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know. I think you guys are misunderstanding. It's not
Speaker 1: like that. It's like one of those dating sites where
Speaker 1: you have to pay a monthly. Oh, you're just You're
Speaker 1: just paying a subscription to a dating site. It's called
Speaker 1: a membership. Yeah, is a lot different could have led
Speaker 1: with that one. This just got a whole lot less interesting,
Speaker 1: But I guess we'll keep going. Brett, So tell us
Speaker 1: about the girl that you met on this dating site
Speaker 1: what's her name? Names page? Okay, and she was like
Speaker 1: so hot it made me never want to go back
Speaker 1: to the free dating sites ever again. Okay, so this
Speaker 1: was your first match? Yeah, this match and I talked
Speaker 1: to her online. We had a nice conversation. I asked
Speaker 1: her about like what kind of foods you like to eat,
Speaker 1: and we had the same taste of food, which is
Speaker 1: basically like Mexican food. So that's good your food in common. Well,
Speaker 1: you're feeling like you're getting there's money's worth for the
Speaker 1: subscription if it's already matching up this quickly I don't know.
Speaker 1: I feel like I could walk on the street and
Speaker 1: meet someone that likes Mexican foods. You know, all right,
Speaker 1: so you have Mexican in common. What do you guys
Speaker 1: do for your date? So we go to a restaurant, Um,
Speaker 1: Mexican restaurant, and you are so what a transition. It
Speaker 1: wasn't like a casual one. It was one of those
Speaker 1: fancy Mexican restaurants. Were like, you're paying twenty dollars for
Speaker 1: a taco and you're like, I don't know why. Yeah, cheese,
Speaker 1: that's classy, dude. How did that go? Oh? Well, I
Speaker 1: guess it went kind of weird. Um. So when she
Speaker 1: showed up, she just looked so amazing. She was so beautiful,
Speaker 1: and so, I don't know, maybe I was kind of
Speaker 1: nervous talking to her. Why do you say that? Well,
Speaker 1: so like it seemed okay when we first started talking,
Speaker 1: she seemed a little quiet, but then as the night
Speaker 1: went on, her mood started changing and it almost seemed
Speaker 1: like she got upset or something was bothering her. She
Speaker 1: just seemed like sad. I'm not exactly sure. Was there
Speaker 1: anything specific you guys were talking about that would fall
Speaker 1: into the sad realm relatives like a childhood pet you
Speaker 1: had to put down or something. I'm just saying, I'm
Speaker 1: just asking. It's a good question. That's a good question.
Speaker 1: Was the conversation leading her down that sadness path? No,
Speaker 1: we just started talking about normal stuff like travel and
Speaker 1: like animals, and then she just kept getting more and
Speaker 1: more quiet. I mean, maybe there's a thing going on
Speaker 1: in her life that you don't know about, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean I assume. At one point I even asked
Speaker 1: it if everything was okay, and she didn't really say anything. Oh,
Speaker 1: that's not a good sign. That means it's okay. How
Speaker 1: did you wrap it up? So? I ordered dessert and
Speaker 1: she leaves before the dessert comes. So I just sit
Speaker 1: there by myself and I eat both desserts. WHOA she
Speaker 1: walked out in the middle of it. That's kind Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm saying. Yeah, so like she basically she
Speaker 1: just said, I'm not into this anymore. Wow. She goes
Speaker 1: to get up, and I'm like, I can't, I can't leave.
Speaker 1: I just ordered dessert, but she leaves anyway, WHOA, did
Speaker 1: you ask the dating website for a refund on you?
Speaker 1: I should? Yeah, Well, I'm looking back on the whole night.
Speaker 1: That's so weird. What do you think could have possibly
Speaker 1: gone wrong? I don't know, do I? I mean? I
Speaker 1: think I look like my pictures? Did my breath stay? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Sometimes I put my foot in my mouth, But I
Speaker 1: don't know it. Like literally, I just love that this
Speaker 1: is men's over analyzing of a date because if it
Speaker 1: was me that this happened too, I would have eighty
Speaker 1: six reasons why they weren't calling him back. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I think my I tied my tie a
Speaker 1: little bit, yea left. Yeah, I don't know. It's not
Speaker 1: like she was in a bad mood the whole way through,
Speaker 1: but yeah, I think it's got worse and worse as
Speaker 1: the date went on. Yeah, are you mad? Like do
Speaker 1: you want an explanation? Or do you want to go
Speaker 1: out with her again? Well? Yeah, she's hot, so yeah
Speaker 1: I want to go out with Yeah. Stupid I forgot
Speaker 1: treating people with kindness and respect wasn't on the table. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but you're hoping to figure out what it was that
Speaker 1: set her off basically made her leave. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I want you guys to figure it out if you can.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's why you emailed us. Huh, maybe we
Speaker 1: should do our jobs. Okay, let's do that. We're gonna
Speaker 1: play a song. We'll come back. We'll call Page for
Speaker 1: you and try and get your second date update. All right,
Speaker 1: thank you if you're just tuning in for the second
Speaker 1: date update. One of our listeners, Brett, is on the phone,
Speaker 1: and I think we've all had at least one date
Speaker 1: like Brett went on recently, where you're sitting down at
Speaker 1: the table. You haven't done anything or said anything wrong,
Speaker 1: but for some reason, you just sense that it's going bad.
Speaker 1: It's Brett's date ended up leaving the restaurant before dessert
Speaker 1: even came. I mean that is so rude, Like I
Speaker 1: would only do that if someone was incredibly disrespectful or
Speaker 1: you know, like I just can't imagine. Yes, well that's
Speaker 1: why he wants our help. Now, Brett, we've been talking
Speaker 1: for a few minutes now, kind of like we're on
Speaker 1: a date. How do you feel like this is going
Speaker 1: Do you hear us getting quieter? Does Brook, Alexis or
Speaker 1: Jose sound I'm sad talking. I think I'm going to
Speaker 1: leave right now. I saw the urge and Alexis's eyes
Speaker 1: to get up and go, well, I don't know, I
Speaker 1: don't know how hot you guys are. Wow, So that's
Speaker 1: all that matters to you. That's a good point. I
Speaker 1: forgot to point out that Brett's date was extremely hot,
Speaker 1: so he's desperate to find some answers. Say, three quarters
Speaker 1: of the room is hot. You guess who the ugly
Speaker 1: one that your going to give it? Only to Alexis?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and that's only by comparison because she's young.
Speaker 1: You alright, we're gonna stop focusing on how hot we
Speaker 1: all are, okay, although it's really fun to do. Instead,
Speaker 1: let's just do your second date update. I'm gonna dial
Speaker 1: Page's number right now. You ready, Okay? If you guys
Speaker 1: can help me out here, that would be great, because she, again,
Speaker 1: she's very hot. That yeah, thank you for the remind there. Okay,
Speaker 1: here we go. Hello, Hi, I'm looking for Page. This
Speaker 1: is she? Who's this? Hi? Page? My name is Jeffrey
Speaker 1: from the radio show Broken Jeffrey in the Morning. How
Speaker 1: are you doing? Um? I'm okay. What is this about?
Speaker 1: This is about a second date update? Have you ever
Speaker 1: heard of that? Um? I don't know. Maybe it's a
Speaker 1: segment that we do on the radio from time to time.
Speaker 1: It's where if you go out with every day. But okay,
Speaker 1: well a day is a time. How are you trying
Speaker 1: to undermine me? Here we go trying to make sure
Speaker 1: she understands. But Paige, the reason that we're calling you
Speaker 1: is because you went out with somebody recently and they've
Speaker 1: been trying to get a hold of you but have
Speaker 1: had a hard time getting in touch and they're hoping
Speaker 1: to figure out why. Okay, you had a pretty dramatic
Speaker 1: exit on the date, so I'm guessing you're going to remember.
Speaker 1: I don't know. According to this person, you're very hot,
Speaker 1: so I assume that you have a lot of days.
Speaker 1: Can you confirm that you were hot? Please? Wait? What
Speaker 1: is going on? What do I need to do? All right,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna tell you we got an email about
Speaker 1: you from a guy named Brett. Oh okay, yeah, I
Speaker 1: remember that. That was actually last week okay, Yeah, And
Speaker 1: so Brett told us about the date. From his perspective,
Speaker 1: how do you feel like it went not great? It
Speaker 1: seems like more than not great. Yeah, we like, did
Speaker 1: he do something rude or did he say something to
Speaker 1: offend you? I don't know. I was just I was disappointed.
Speaker 1: I guess the reason why we ask is because Brett
Speaker 1: told us it seemed like you got quieter and quieter
Speaker 1: as the night went on to the point where you
Speaker 1: guys were barely talking. Oh so he's just been talking
Speaker 1: about me. Well, he was giving us his side of
Speaker 1: the date. Remember we're trying to figure out what went wrong. Yeah, okay, yeah, No,
Speaker 1: it's just weird that he's just like talking or like
Speaker 1: spreading whatever his perspective of me is. Um, I nearly
Speaker 1: know him. But the whole point is that he had
Speaker 1: a really nice time up to the point when you
Speaker 1: decided to leave. That's good. I don't know. I'm just
Speaker 1: not very happy with him, So I guess, Okay, what
Speaker 1: did he do? I mean? The problem is is if
Speaker 1: you're unhappy, he honestly has no idea what he did wrong,
Speaker 1: So he can't like connective behavior or apologize for something
Speaker 1: that he doesn't know about. I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: really believe that he doesn't know what was wrong, at
Speaker 1: least at this point, Like, so you feel like it
Speaker 1: was something pretty obvious. Yeah, he's an idiot then, because
Speaker 1: he has no idea, I actually believe him on that part. Yeah,
Speaker 1: most of us dudes are idiot, so and he'd really
Speaker 1: appreciate if you could tell us what the problem was
Speaker 1: so that we could pass it along to him and
Speaker 1: that way he can be less of an idiot on future.
Speaker 1: I mean, okay, Well, like honestly, I do get asked
Speaker 1: out like a lot, so sometimes I have to like
Speaker 1: leave through guys and I take a chance on someone
Speaker 1: and like, you know, hopefully something will work out. Yes,
Speaker 1: And I ended up like not doing plans with some
Speaker 1: friends that I had because it was my twenty fifth
Speaker 1: birthday weekend. Actually like that weekend, I like, happy birthday,
Speaker 1: thank you, And I skipped out on some plans with
Speaker 1: my friends so I could go on a date because
Speaker 1: I thought a birthday date hell yeah, like that'll be great.
Speaker 1: But he didn't know it was my birthday weekend. Like
Speaker 1: I don't understand how he did a look at my
Speaker 1: profile and see that these are the dates, Like he
Speaker 1: asked me out, like he should have been aware. Did
Speaker 1: you actually tell him that it was your birthday weekend
Speaker 1: or it's just on the website. No, I just assumed
Speaker 1: he would put two and two together, Like I figured
Speaker 1: you wanted to ask me out this weekend so he
Speaker 1: could like impress me. Wait, hold on, you skip birthday
Speaker 1: celebrations with your friends to go out with the guy
Speaker 1: you'd never met, and then you were mad at him
Speaker 1: for not well because she thought he'd spoil her for
Speaker 1: her birthday, and then he didn't. He took her out
Speaker 1: to a nice dinner. What didn't you want the first date?
Speaker 1: I mean he should have had least brought flowers or something,
Speaker 1: and maybe like a little gift or something. Just I
Speaker 1: don't know, Like you, are you being a serious like
Speaker 1: you honestly expect a guy you've never met to buy this?
Speaker 1: I would be creep. I'll tell you on other social
Speaker 1: media figured out it was your birthday? If I knew
Speaker 1: it was your birthday in a heartbeat. But if you
Speaker 1: didn't make you didn't tell him. You never talked to
Speaker 1: him about it. I didn't have to. If he had
Speaker 1: a brain, he could have seen him on my profile, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: he didn't look past the pictures on the web dating science?
Speaker 1: What it could have been his birthday? Did you know that?
Speaker 1: Did you look at his profile? Do you know where
Speaker 1: his birthday is? Let me ask you something, page, how
Speaker 1: do you know that Brett wasn't waiting until after dessert
Speaker 1: to give you your birthday fiers in your seventeen birthday gifts.
Speaker 1: Oh maybe he had a mariachi band in the wings,
Speaker 1: just waiting to come out and say he's going to
Speaker 1: bring you in with a stretch. Lima, what did he
Speaker 1: tell you he was going to do that? You didn't
Speaker 1: tell me that, But I'm I'm willing to ask him
Speaker 1: if he was going to do that, because I need
Speaker 1: to tell you Page. Brett's on the other line listening
Speaker 1: and wants to wish you a very happy birthday. Are
Speaker 1: you there, Brett? Happy surprise? We do that? Guy? Wow? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I know I knew. I knew it was your birthday. Oh,
Speaker 1: they were going to bring out the plan with candles
Speaker 1: in it, but you left before the plan to come out.
Speaker 1: You know, you're ruined. You ruined your own birthday. Do
Speaker 1: you really expect me to believe that? Seriously? Come on, like,
Speaker 1: I'm not that stupid. I know, I don't. I want
Speaker 1: to get to know you exactly how stupid you are. Page.
Speaker 1: Come on, go easy on this, dude. I mean I
Speaker 1: thought I did go easy on him. I mean I
Speaker 1: waited through dinner like I kind of wanted to bail earlier,
Speaker 1: but I didn't. So you're just gonna have like this
Speaker 1: long history of just hard relationships because you don't tell
Speaker 1: people what your expectations are. Yeah, and you assume guys
Speaker 1: just like no things. We don't know anything, page anything,
Speaker 1: don't expect anything from us. Sure, I mean, Brett, if
Speaker 1: you would have known it was her birthday, let's replay
Speaker 1: the day, what would you have done differently? That's a
Speaker 1: good one. What would I have done differently? All sorts
Speaker 1: of saying it was a present? And gifts of all
Speaker 1: different kinds. You want me to to put you on hold
Speaker 1: so you can think about it, and I'll bring you
Speaker 1: back gold, not even jewelry, just your gold. I smelt this.
Speaker 1: I mean, what do you think has a man ever
Speaker 1: given you gold before? Maybe? Okay, I mean Brett, are
Speaker 1: you still interested? She's I mean, Paige, no offense for
Speaker 1: your a little high maintenance, call me maintenance man. Let's
Speaker 1: go out again? All right? I'm starting to sense a
Speaker 1: little bit of chemistry here now, So maybe this is
Speaker 1: the right time to ask, Paige, would you like to
Speaker 1: go out with Brett one more time? And will pay
Speaker 1: for it? You can replay your birthday and do it
Speaker 1: the right way. I will say, it's like double birthday.
Speaker 1: This guy is definitely shown up with a gift this time.
Speaker 1: What do you say, Paige, But why? Like why It's
Speaker 1: because it's what you want. Yeah, he's he finally knows
Speaker 1: what you want and then he wants to give that
Speaker 1: to you. That's how relationships were really communication the birthday cake.
Speaker 1: Brett's gonna show you why. I just have a few
Speaker 1: more guys that have asked me out, and I'm kind
Speaker 1: of just going in a different direction. I think I'm
Speaker 1: back in the back of the line and see him
Speaker 1: two months. I'll give you the cash equivalent of the
Speaker 1: date they paid for. Now you're just paid for. You've
Speaker 1: already paid for the for the dating subscription, dude, don't
Speaker 1: keep paying you. Guys have to see her. She has
Speaker 1: the right to act this way if I'm gonna be
Speaker 1: I did forget that. I'm sorry. That was my bad breath,
Speaker 1: badly Brett. I'm so sorry, dude. Dude, every day from
Speaker 1: now on, just act like one and bring as many. Yeah,
Speaker 1: always have a birthday cake in the trunk. Justin Broke
Speaker 1: and Jeffrey in the morning, going on a first date
Speaker 1: on your actual birthday. Yes, is that something you guys
Speaker 1: would be doing? Bad idea? And she canceled on her
Speaker 1: girlfriends to go out of the state. Yeah, no, terrible idea.
Speaker 1: You're always going to have more fun with your girlfriends.
Speaker 1: It seems like a guaranteed awkward night. Yes, amen, really,
Speaker 1: I mean maybe if you were invited to someone's big
Speaker 1: birthday party as a first date. Alexis is like what
Speaker 1: their code press? I like, how much? What's he doing
Speaker 1: for me? What restaurant are we going to be going to?
Speaker 1: Then we'll talk. I feel like I would rather celebrate
Speaker 1: my birthday alone than do it with a stranger, because
Speaker 1: you would rather celebrate a lot of things alone. In fact,
Speaker 1: I do do that because at least there's no one
Speaker 1: there to witness it. When I cry after making birthday
Speaker 1: love Okay, Okay, I get a load a loon, but
Speaker 1: you know what, I still do it. Happy birthday to me. Okay,
Speaker 1: don't worry. Okay, it's my birthday. Okay, But if you
Speaker 1: want to get a second day at update and not cry,
Speaker 1: email the show and we'll call the person who wasn't
Speaker 1: calling you back. We just learned a lot no, forget it. Delete, delete,
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