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Speaker 1: Welcome to This Is Important, a production of I Heart Radio.

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Speaker 1: This show where we talk about what's obviously most critically

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Speaker 1: crucially important today on This Is Important. She's got to

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Speaker 1: get to the cabin before there's twenty five nutbus Ballet Bros.

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Speaker 1: Have the hugest Cox Man. He's jerking off and right

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Speaker 1: as he busts, he catches a salmon. My dog. Coda

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Speaker 1: is also known as cum soda. Let's go wake up,

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Speaker 1: baby up. What's good, Adam. Let's talk about your resonance

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Speaker 1: right now? Adam, You've got a little grow to your voice.

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Speaker 1: Um yeah, I just woke up super early. You know.

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Speaker 1: There's a big, big drinking weekend for me and the

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Speaker 1: fourth of July weekend party. And then if same story

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Speaker 1: different Monday, you know what I mean? Yeah, the same

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Speaker 1: story different Monday. And then and then it kind of

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Speaker 1: carried on for the for a few days. Had the

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Speaker 1: mutual buddy Scotty landis visiting friend, friend of the pod

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Speaker 1: writer from Workaholics, friend of Workaholic and that's right. He

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Speaker 1: also wrote the very spooky horror movie Ma with Octavia Spencer.

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Speaker 1: But um yeah, he was in town. And then I

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Speaker 1: had a super early call this morning for the Righteous Gemstones.

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Speaker 1: So I was up at five in the am and

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Speaker 1: it is almost eleven in the PM right now, so

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Speaker 1: you know it's it's quite the banger you're burning the midnight.

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Speaker 1: But I do have a question though, um oh, ship

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Speaker 1: right out the game, I just blake, how many nimes

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Speaker 1: have you jerked off? Come on? He's coming on hot,

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Speaker 1: Come on brother, No, that was last week. Uh. I

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Speaker 1: just ate some baked beans that that I got at

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Speaker 1: Home Team, which is a barbecue place that I took

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Speaker 1: to the other weekend Home with the Game Changer, Home

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Speaker 1: of the Game Changer, Delicious Parbecue. But it's been about

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Speaker 1: almost two weeks at this point. I think tomorrow will

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Speaker 1: be the two week mark that I got these big beans.

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Speaker 1: Do you think they've gone bad? Because immediately, like thirty

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Speaker 1: minutes after I ate it, the guts have been uh

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Speaker 1: speaking to me? Or do you think that's just the

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Speaker 1: amount of beers I drank this past weekend is finally

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Speaker 1: caught up to me. Also, beans, fuck you up from

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Speaker 1: the inside right to hold the magical fruit. The more

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Speaker 1: you eat, the more you to eat, the more you too.

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Speaker 1: Yeah I've heard that, Yeah, classic price, But they're good

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Speaker 1: for you. Right, they're good for you. Farting, farting. Farting

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Speaker 1: is good for you. Farting is good. Farting is good.

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Speaker 1: I feel like it might be a little bit of

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Speaker 1: column A and column B. You're you're eating old food.

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Speaker 1: Oh I thought you were talking about the vice president

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Speaker 1: for a second. So you're like column A and I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 1: that's not even her name, dude, we're talking beans. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that's a weird that's a weird way that it would

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Speaker 1: be so weird if you just started to get politically

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Speaker 1: charged right out the game. I feel like it's a

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Speaker 1: column A column and her sister Colum b Callum bean.

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Speaker 1: So we think it's fine. You guys would eat bakes

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Speaker 1: beans that have been about two weeks. I don't think

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Speaker 1: I would not if I don't think I would. I'm

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Speaker 1: not a big leftovers guy. If it's been there two days,

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Speaker 1: three days, I'm chucking it. Really, I let stuff grow.

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Speaker 1: I like it. I will eat around fun. Guy. I

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Speaker 1: almost died eating eating leftover pizza and Washington d sea

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Speaker 1: with you guys. So after that, that is true, And

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Speaker 1: that was only a day to stop easy, Yeah, that

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Speaker 1: was probably only eight hours honestly, because it was like

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Speaker 1: we were up all night and then or like we

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Speaker 1: got it latesh and then woke up in the morning,

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Speaker 1: had a slice before we hit the road, and then

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Speaker 1: I was so wait, so you think you got the

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Speaker 1: food turned into poison in eight hours? Is that what

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Speaker 1: I'm hearing? Like within eight hours the food turned into poison.

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Speaker 1: I was the only person who eat it the next

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Speaker 1: day and almost died. Jesus, that's right. Yeah, but that

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Speaker 1: was probably Like what's the ship you can get from spinach? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I think you've got the E. I think you had

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Speaker 1: the big that's if you eat the wet spinach. If

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Speaker 1: you eat the spinach that looks like a soaked that's

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Speaker 1: when you get the E. The soapy spinach. Yah, the

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Speaker 1: stuff looks like it's covered in soap. Little bubbles, those

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Speaker 1: little those little scrawber bubbles. Did you guys ever, like

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Speaker 1: were you like on your like Mom's like clean up

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Speaker 1: ship at the crib, those little soap bubbles with the bristles.

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Speaker 1: I want I wanted like toys of that. Why doesn't

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Speaker 1: that company make toys and then brand people super young

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Speaker 1: and then you've got them for life? Because I think

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Speaker 1: they're they're kind of sex toys. They're like little massagers. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: you just the brush. You need way more information. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: my mom actually had a lot of them growing up,

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Speaker 1: the brushes. Yeah, yeah, she had them all over for sex.

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Speaker 1: So wait, you think those the bristles are for boys

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Speaker 1: or girls or or what little or but for boys,

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Speaker 1: girls or butts? Yeah, all all genitals respond to bristles,

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Speaker 1: yea in my family. Okay, wow, I feel like they're

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Speaker 1: rough bristles, but you're a rough guy. Yeah, they're tough.

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Speaker 1: They're meant for soap scumb. They're meant to like scrape

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Speaker 1: off like mildew and soap scum, Like that's what you claim. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: and I call I call my penis and testicle scum.

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Speaker 1: I call my genital scum soap and scums soaps. Come,

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Speaker 1: I must clean the scum off. It's the scum shot

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Speaker 1: scrape the scum. So freaking that is what scumbag is, right.

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Speaker 1: Scumbags are condom like scum is like euphemism form. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: well you're yeah, you're teaching us a lot on this

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Speaker 1: podcast about like ejaculation. Yeah, hey, that's what I'm here for.

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Speaker 1: We didn't know Pearl Jam was about. It was like

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Speaker 1: you know, e Jack allegedly, and he taught us that.

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Speaker 1: I also think that DR's has this cool skill where

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Speaker 1: he can just take any road back to Come Bill.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. It all loops back to Come with Jersey

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Speaker 1: to Come, slick roads, slippery slide. Speaking of come, Hey,

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Speaker 1: speaking of Come, I have some out of game. I

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Speaker 1: have something I did it? You do? I did it?

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Speaker 1: Would you do? I did it? Did you snip? I

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Speaker 1: made the appointment. I made the appointment. I made the appointment. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: that doesn't stop you from me jacking, does it? No? No,

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Speaker 1: the loads still still come from what I've told But yeah,

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Speaker 1: you still have all the fun of the toy, but

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Speaker 1: none of the dangers. Well, so no more live ammunition.

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Speaker 1: It's it's all blanks. Well when I do it, I

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Speaker 1: haven't done it yet. I made the appointment. I walked in.

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Speaker 1: That's cool. Yeah, can we walk through the science of it? Like, um, science?

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Speaker 1: What what is the technical term for? It's called a

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Speaker 1: vasectomysectomy because that is definitely a German scientist who discovered that,

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Speaker 1: right because they cut the vas deference. Someone did. That's

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Speaker 1: that's what's sick to me and they're like, well, we

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Speaker 1: gotta do it. VA's cool. So they cut it off

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Speaker 1: and then they tie it, or there's two of them

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Speaker 1: in the sack and they cut both of them and

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Speaker 1: then I guess they cauterize it or something I got

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Speaker 1: looking too that. I don't know. Yeah, I think that's

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Speaker 1: to get a blow torch in there and just sucking torch.

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Speaker 1: You I might be confusing, like girls get their tubes

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Speaker 1: don't know if there's any literal tying happening. I think

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Speaker 1: that's kind of like a cute fun thing to say, right,

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Speaker 1: It's like a crimp. Why can't we say I don't

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Speaker 1: want to get snipped, Yeah, let's I would rather get crimped.

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Speaker 1: Maybe we can start that crimping I'm getting. I'm getting

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Speaker 1: my nuts at crimp. They just make the tubes zig zaggie.

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Speaker 1: I'm had to get my nuts crimping this weekend, kind

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Speaker 1: of like it's eighties day in high school. We're just

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Speaker 1: crimping our nuts. We should crimp our pubes and just

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Speaker 1: like change the world. Oh my god, let's for sure

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Speaker 1: start crimping a lot of our hair on our body

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Speaker 1: and like finger wave your pubes. I feel like people

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Speaker 1: were like, we shaved, like show that we've got We're cleanly,

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Speaker 1: we're all cleaned up. We take care of our bodies.

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Speaker 1: But if you style that ship, yeah that's hot. Here's

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Speaker 1: the science of the vasectomy, if you guys want it like,

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Speaker 1: oh sir, I don't like it. A vasectomy works by

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Speaker 1: stopping sperm getting into a man's semen, the fluid that

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Speaker 1: he ejaculates. We all knew that. I think, well, do

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Speaker 1: you just you squeeze your dick really hard? No, that

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Speaker 1: is true. That's one of the techniques. Back it up.

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Speaker 1: The tubes that carry sperm from a man's testicles to

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Speaker 1: the penis are cut, blocked, or sealed with heat. No, oh,

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Speaker 1: they are carteris corduroid. You have to wear corduroys. This

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Speaker 1: means that in a man ejaculates, the semen has no

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Speaker 1: sperm in it, and a woman's egg cannot be fertilized.

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Speaker 1: So that's the whole point. That just flooded me with

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Speaker 1: with memories. I actually think I did have that knowledge

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Speaker 1: somewhere in my brain for sure, crazy dude, somewhere you

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Speaker 1: got fucking flooded. Wow, I learned a thing once and

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Speaker 1: uh no, I'm actually hell a smart. You just have

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Speaker 1: to knock the knowledge loosen. And I'm like, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: I knew that. An that I can't explain it exactly,

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Speaker 1: but yeah I knew that for sure. Say it to

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Speaker 1: me and I will confirm that it's true. I'll repeat

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Speaker 1: it back to you. Yeah, okay, So Blake, did you

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Speaker 1: know this that you can reverse it? Uh? And it's

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Speaker 1: like reversible. I did not know that. Wow, it can

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Speaker 1: still wrangle its way like ship still goes on. I

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Speaker 1: depends on how quickly you're you're blasting. Afterwards, you have

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Speaker 1: to clear the chamber. You have to you have to

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Speaker 1: shoot like, you know, like times to clear it. Really. Yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 1: you got a God damnit, honey, I mean you're clearing

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Speaker 1: it exactly. Do you want another kid? Then? Let me

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Speaker 1: watch this. It's been a year. So are you going

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Speaker 1: to take a big weekend? Are you going to take

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Speaker 1: the oculus? Uh? A romantic weekend? Really treat yourself, really

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Speaker 1: banana clip it feels like something I could throw on

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Speaker 1: the calendar. Yeah. Yeah, I feel like she doesn't want

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Speaker 1: to be around you on a weekend. That you're truly

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Speaker 1: trying to jerk off twenty times. That it's a job. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: that you're going to work. You're going to work. Honestly, guys,

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Speaker 1: I hate to say it, but I think we have

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Speaker 1: a movie idea. I think we slipped and fell into

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Speaker 1: a movie idea. Clearerssting, don't say it like that really slipped. Okay,

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Speaker 1: you're taking the road back to come down. But come

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Speaker 1: on now, I'm saying more. Four best friends all get

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Speaker 1: snipped and they go to a house starring in this

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Speaker 1: movie The LEAs. I'm a part of the ensemble. Broused

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Speaker 1: to it. Get used to it, dude, I am used

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Speaker 1: to it. Okay, I was just I was wondering, Wait,

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Speaker 1: I want to hear this huge comedy. No, I'm already

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Speaker 1: rewriting it. One friend gets snipped, My friend gets snipped. Kyle,

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Speaker 1: the star of the movie, and his three best friends

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Speaker 1: go with him to like a house in the desert

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Speaker 1: to do his last ejaculations, and they want to make

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Speaker 1: each one special. Yeah. Wait, you guys are gonna be

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Speaker 1: there for me. I'm just gonna take this. They well,

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Speaker 1: they want to make each ejac a special event for him. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: it's am. It's like, you know, he's like coming to

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Speaker 1: terms with like he can never create life again. So

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Speaker 1: we're like, let's treat each ejaculation like a birth of

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Speaker 1: a child. Can I flip this a little bit? Absolutely

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Speaker 1: and make it more of a female driven comedy? Okay,

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Speaker 1: and that's hot right now. So uh, A woman gets

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Speaker 1: sticks during it. Cast gonna go off man the best. So, Kyle,

416
00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:19,480
Speaker 1: are we two weeks out from this? I'm doing it

417
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:21,680
Speaker 1: in August? I'm almost like a month out. Actually, I

418
00:24:21,720 --> 00:24:23,920
Speaker 1: had to schedule it a month because I'm gonna be

419
00:24:23,960 --> 00:24:25,719
Speaker 1: out of town for two weeks. Yeah, I gotta get

420
00:24:25,760 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: one of those on deck, I know, I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

421
00:24:29,640 --> 00:24:31,760
Speaker 1: You gotta make it a special day though, Like I

422
00:24:31,800 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: got friends who did it and then like their wives

423
00:24:34,160 --> 00:24:36,359
Speaker 1: like took them out for drinks because you're like on

424
00:24:36,600 --> 00:24:38,280
Speaker 1: some kind of drugs. So it just takes a couple

425
00:24:38,280 --> 00:24:41,679
Speaker 1: of drinks to get severely loaded. Kind of nice celebrate

426
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,040
Speaker 1: with your lady. Just one kind of drug. I don't

427
00:24:44,040 --> 00:24:46,520
Speaker 1: know what it is, but thank you. It's some pain pills.

428
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,720
Speaker 1: And they give you some pain pills. Already got my script.

429
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:52,000
Speaker 1: I don't know if I'm gonna do them. We'll see, okay, yeah,

430
00:24:52,000 --> 00:24:54,280
Speaker 1: and you're not gonna wait whoa, let's just yeah, you're

431
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 1: just gonna rough it. Yeah, well, dude, it is your

432
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:01,040
Speaker 1: where you sit all the time time. You know, it

433
00:25:01,359 --> 00:25:04,320
Speaker 1: will be mad, uncomfortable. It's not like just a leg

434
00:25:04,400 --> 00:25:07,000
Speaker 1: that you could keep extending. Yeah, I know. I probably

435
00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:08,760
Speaker 1: will take a pain pill. I just always say this.

436
00:25:08,800 --> 00:25:10,560
Speaker 1: Going to surgeries, I'm like, I don't really want to

437
00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,560
Speaker 1: do the pain pills because I'm the kind of guy

438
00:25:12,640 --> 00:25:14,760
Speaker 1: that fucking goes into it and I love him, but

439
00:25:14,800 --> 00:25:17,240
Speaker 1: I don't wanna. I don't want to do it. Dude,

440
00:25:17,440 --> 00:25:20,199
Speaker 1: you can't do the pain pill. And we have to

441
00:25:20,240 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: record that. That would be That's fine, that's fine. We

442
00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,200
Speaker 1: have to It's gonna be like the episode where you

443
00:25:26,200 --> 00:25:30,960
Speaker 1: get your throat slit and you're like, he's not gonna

444
00:25:31,040 --> 00:25:33,560
Speaker 1: do the pain pill, but he's going to smoke like

445
00:25:33,920 --> 00:25:36,760
Speaker 1: three thousand joints to his face. That's how I do it.

446
00:25:37,119 --> 00:25:41,080
Speaker 1: That's how that will be. You're just gonna numb yourself. Sure,

447
00:25:41,200 --> 00:25:45,120
Speaker 1: I still want to tune in still good TV. Yeah.

448
00:25:45,160 --> 00:25:46,480
Speaker 1: I want to see, like you know when they do

449
00:25:46,560 --> 00:25:50,320
Speaker 1: the up close like the medicals, like the the like

450
00:25:50,359 --> 00:25:52,159
Speaker 1: the camera that goes down into your body and you

451
00:25:52,160 --> 00:25:54,280
Speaker 1: can see like the holes and like the wet weirdness

452
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:56,879
Speaker 1: where you're like, this is the subway inside your body.

453
00:25:56,880 --> 00:25:59,639
Speaker 1: I want to see that ship, dude in your space. Dude.

454
00:25:59,720 --> 00:26:02,119
Speaker 1: I uh. They said I have to get a jock strap.

455
00:26:02,200 --> 00:26:03,920
Speaker 1: So I have to order a jog strap and bring

456
00:26:03,920 --> 00:26:06,040
Speaker 1: it because I have to put my nuts in a

457
00:26:06,119 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 1: jock strap for three days. Afterwards, I'm supposed to lay

458
00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,560
Speaker 1: down for two days. Why, because you don't. They don't

459
00:26:13,560 --> 00:26:16,720
Speaker 1: want them flapping around in those What kind of underwear

460
00:26:16,720 --> 00:26:20,680
Speaker 1: do you sacks? Well? I wear sacks, So I almost

461
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:23,320
Speaker 1: asked the guy, like, yo, can I just sacks work?

462
00:26:23,359 --> 00:26:25,600
Speaker 1: Because they have a pouch. You told me you're sacks man.

463
00:26:25,800 --> 00:26:27,919
Speaker 1: They do, that's the thing. They have a sack. It

464
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 1: might be the best post vizectomy under that puts a

465
00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:34,119
Speaker 1: lot of business up front. I don't know if you

466
00:26:34,119 --> 00:26:36,520
Speaker 1: guys have that crazy bulge when you wear those, like

467
00:26:36,720 --> 00:26:40,840
Speaker 1: upfront nut and yeah mine was crazy. Yeah, mine was

468
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:44,240
Speaker 1: out of this world. Is like people were kind of looking.

469
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:50,159
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, yeah, me too. Yeah mine was so insane. Yeah, dude,

470
00:26:50,200 --> 00:26:53,399
Speaker 1: my my bulg is so crazy. Can't wear sacks underwear

471
00:26:53,440 --> 00:26:55,919
Speaker 1: because it makes my dick look too big is my

472
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:00,359
Speaker 1: problem with That's why it makes it makes pants uncomfortable. Yeah,

473
00:27:00,480 --> 00:27:04,919
Speaker 1: like they're already like tight enough. That being said, wonderful

474
00:27:04,960 --> 00:27:07,280
Speaker 1: design work. Yeah, I don't know. I mean I like

475
00:27:07,359 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 1: them a lot of fun patterns. I like them at

476
00:27:10,480 --> 00:27:12,280
Speaker 1: least I have a bulge when I wear them. Yeah,

477
00:27:12,280 --> 00:27:14,879
Speaker 1: that's true. That's true. It is an enhancer. It's an

478
00:27:14,960 --> 00:27:18,200
Speaker 1: enhancer for the god. But it for sure does look

479
00:27:18,200 --> 00:27:21,880
Speaker 1: like whatever ballet dancer dudes rock what are those called?

480
00:27:22,480 --> 00:27:24,720
Speaker 1: I don't know, but that really makes a dance belt.

481
00:27:24,760 --> 00:27:27,040
Speaker 1: I think it is called the dance bands dance belt,

482
00:27:27,480 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: Like we wear those when we get naked on, Like

483
00:27:29,760 --> 00:27:31,520
Speaker 1: when you're acting and ship and you're running around, you

484
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:35,040
Speaker 1: rocket dance belt ballet bros have the hugest cox Man,

485
00:27:35,119 --> 00:27:40,199
Speaker 1: it is crazy. Any who, wait, is that real? Is

486
00:27:40,200 --> 00:27:41,679
Speaker 1: that like a real thing that even or are you

487
00:27:41,720 --> 00:27:44,400
Speaker 1: just thinking about the seed in top secret a little

488
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:46,600
Speaker 1: bit of that. I'm thinking like John Claude van Dam

489
00:27:46,760 --> 00:27:51,720
Speaker 1: was a ballet dancer in a full, full on law

490
00:27:51,920 --> 00:27:53,960
Speaker 1: who was the famous dude of the eighties. And how

491
00:27:53,960 --> 00:27:56,359
Speaker 1: do you how do you know have you seen like

492
00:27:56,440 --> 00:27:59,800
Speaker 1: sex videos with him or what? John Claude van Dam? Yeah,

493
00:28:00,160 --> 00:28:03,040
Speaker 1: I just feel like in his movies he highlights his

494
00:28:03,040 --> 00:28:05,320
Speaker 1: his dick area by doing like the splits, and I

495
00:28:05,400 --> 00:28:07,840
Speaker 1: just just freeze frame it and I just kind of

496
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:10,239
Speaker 1: zoom in a little bit with my eye, all right,

497
00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:15,360
Speaker 1: And I thought, okay, good professional lighting. Okay, please don't

498
00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:18,720
Speaker 1: take away from John Claude during game over, man, why

499
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:22,840
Speaker 1: didn't we use any like professional lights? There were no

500
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:27,280
Speaker 1: lights pissed down, seemed like there's any professional lights accenting.

501
00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: It was like normal just regular lights for like your

502
00:28:30,640 --> 00:28:33,840
Speaker 1: face and stuff. There's no special cock light. Yeah. Well,

503
00:28:33,880 --> 00:28:36,639
Speaker 1: I was trying to make it really grounded and realistic.

504
00:28:36,760 --> 00:28:40,680
Speaker 1: You know. It wasn't like a big splashy eighties nineties.

505
00:28:40,760 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: Blake's favorite decades sort of movie much more grounded. So

506
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:47,520
Speaker 1: you didn't want to do that much more grounded, you know,

507
00:28:47,640 --> 00:28:50,520
Speaker 1: it just very grounded. You went very grounded with the

508
00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:55,160
Speaker 1: cock lighting, like super almost indie grounded, like very flat lighting.

509
00:28:55,840 --> 00:28:58,400
Speaker 1: Sick would it have been if you if we opened

510
00:28:58,400 --> 00:29:00,240
Speaker 1: it up and revealed it and it was just lit

511
00:29:00,480 --> 00:29:05,040
Speaker 1: perfectly like listening and it would be great. There's like

512
00:29:05,120 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: a light underneath its own spot. Let me do the sequel,

513
00:29:10,280 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 1: came Overboard, here we come. We're getting campy. I would

514
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,120
Speaker 1: like to do like a trill over camp like Naked

515
00:29:16,160 --> 00:29:19,760
Speaker 1: Gun with You, like a Zucker movie, just where it's

516
00:29:20,000 --> 00:29:22,680
Speaker 1: a one million jokes. We try to pack as many

517
00:29:22,760 --> 00:29:26,360
Speaker 1: dumb silly bits as we can into a movie because

518
00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:29,480
Speaker 1: admittaly those movies are still so fucking funny. Let's call

519
00:29:29,520 --> 00:29:31,480
Speaker 1: the WANs and make it happen. Yeah, they've really been

520
00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:33,680
Speaker 1: running that the last twenty years. The amount of work

521
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:36,680
Speaker 1: they put just even in background jokes was just unreal.

522
00:29:36,800 --> 00:29:39,440
Speaker 1: How I can an ambulance would drive off and get

523
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:43,000
Speaker 1: connected to some fucking streamers and hit a bike that

524
00:29:43,200 --> 00:29:46,239
Speaker 1: hits this, and Frank Drebin's in the foreground, like and

525
00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:49,680
Speaker 1: he just doesn't even notice it. It's the best. One

526
00:29:49,680 --> 00:29:52,320
Speaker 1: of my favorite versions of those movies is A Top

527
00:29:52,360 --> 00:29:55,880
Speaker 1: secret with Val Kilman or anybody. Yes, when the chick

528
00:29:55,960 --> 00:29:58,760
Speaker 1: is on the motorcycle and she's riding and her hair

529
00:29:58,840 --> 00:30:01,040
Speaker 1: is like flapping like in wind, and then when she

530
00:30:01,080 --> 00:30:04,600
Speaker 1: gets there, the hair is stuck, stuck going back and

531
00:30:04,680 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 1: she turns and whatever. My wife pulls her like hair

532
00:30:08,720 --> 00:30:11,000
Speaker 1: out of the fucking hair tie for the day. It

533
00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:13,840
Speaker 1: just it goes straight vertically back, and I'm like, have

534
00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:16,400
Speaker 1: you ever seen this? She's like, can you stop bothering

535
00:30:16,400 --> 00:30:21,600
Speaker 1: me about dumb movies? Yeah, it's been about twenty years

536
00:30:21,720 --> 00:30:26,640
Speaker 1: of of you mentioning that I'm just trying. I'm just

537
00:30:26,760 --> 00:30:29,080
Speaker 1: trying to feed our children and keep them alive. Why

538
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:31,680
Speaker 1: don't you go podcast all night with your friends? You

539
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:35,040
Speaker 1: shut your bait. They talked for another four hours about

540
00:30:35,120 --> 00:30:38,880
Speaker 1: come all right, Yeah, that's great. Why don't Why don't

541
00:30:38,880 --> 00:30:42,120
Speaker 1: you put some come on the table. I'll be over here,

542
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:45,480
Speaker 1: but put more come on the table. I have to

543
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:50,000
Speaker 1: dprogram our children after they listen to your podcast. No, No,

544
00:30:50,040 --> 00:30:56,400
Speaker 1: they'll be proud. They'll be very proud. That's gonna live forever, right, Yeah, yeah,

545
00:30:57,160 --> 00:31:01,520
Speaker 1: admittedly Chloe's been getting some d M of people being like, uh,

546
00:31:01,920 --> 00:31:06,640
Speaker 1: they talk about you a lot. Yeah, yeah, people just

547
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:10,120
Speaker 1: sliding in her damns. Uh. She was talking about the

548
00:31:10,160 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 1: wedding on her Instagram or something, and people are like,

549
00:31:12,760 --> 00:31:16,040
Speaker 1: are you excited for everyone to be wearing kilts and sombreros?

550
00:31:16,400 --> 00:31:18,880
Speaker 1: And She's like, Adam, what the fun are you doing?

551
00:31:20,560 --> 00:31:22,800
Speaker 1: And evidently you guys are selling n f T s

552
00:31:22,800 --> 00:31:25,000
Speaker 1: of your collective cock. And I'm like, oh, yeah, it

553
00:31:25,440 --> 00:31:27,400
Speaker 1: is a great idea. You know what she's questioning? You

554
00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:31,880
Speaker 1: like that, dude, maybe you should start questioning something else. Yeah,

555
00:31:32,240 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 1: she the one I don't know. All she's doing is

556
00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:39,640
Speaker 1: asking what's going on. She's not She's just like, what's

557
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:42,560
Speaker 1: going on? In the most loving way? Are you sure

558
00:31:42,600 --> 00:31:44,520
Speaker 1: you want to do this? And I'm like, come, puts

559
00:31:44,600 --> 00:31:50,080
Speaker 1: food on our table. Baby's like, what are you even saying? Okay, fine,

560
00:31:50,080 --> 00:31:53,880
Speaker 1: we're not getting married, Fine, okay, fine. If you won't

561
00:31:53,960 --> 00:31:56,440
Speaker 1: let me and my friends sell our collective cock on

562
00:31:56,480 --> 00:32:04,080
Speaker 1: the internet, goodbye, fuck it. That's it. It's a wrap. Goodbye.

563
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 1: I mean, I see where she's coming from, but fuck it. Yeah, yeah,

564
00:32:08,960 --> 00:32:11,120
Speaker 1: when you when you really walk it back, I would

565
00:32:11,160 --> 00:32:14,120
Speaker 1: be sad after I left. Oh yeah, for a little bit.

566
00:32:14,400 --> 00:32:17,280
Speaker 1: Probably walk I probably walk away and be like, you know,

567
00:32:17,360 --> 00:32:20,720
Speaker 1: that was a mistake. I probably should have relatively quick.

568
00:32:20,880 --> 00:32:23,280
Speaker 1: But then but then did you'd you'd be like, but

569
00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 1: I didn't snip it yet, so like, yeah, you know,

570
00:32:28,160 --> 00:32:30,080
Speaker 1: to put a ring on it, So you still want

571
00:32:30,120 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: to put a ring on it? I still want to

572
00:32:31,520 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: put a ring here. It's bulky, but I considered carry

573
00:32:33,840 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 1: on it. Classic Mr Chicken dance. I told you, yes, Satan,

574
00:32:40,240 --> 00:32:43,880
Speaker 1: goddamn yes, Satan. Oh my goodness great. How is Jim

575
00:32:43,920 --> 00:32:46,840
Speaker 1: Carrey doing? I do feel like every time he does

576
00:32:46,920 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 1: make an appearance the Red Carpet one kind of that's

577
00:32:50,720 --> 00:32:53,240
Speaker 1: like its own isolated incident, that one. But like when

578
00:32:53,280 --> 00:32:55,520
Speaker 1: he comes to like the Emmy's and gets up there,

579
00:32:55,880 --> 00:32:59,040
Speaker 1: I do feel like everybody fucking laser focuses because they

580
00:32:59,040 --> 00:33:02,080
Speaker 1: know it's about to be so funny, and it always is.

581
00:33:02,520 --> 00:33:07,160
Speaker 1: He crushes so goddamn hard on every talk show, on

582
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:11,640
Speaker 1: every late night appearance, on every Red Carpet He's just

583
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:15,239
Speaker 1: so goddamn good. Yeah, how is that? Because I don't know,

584
00:33:15,320 --> 00:33:17,920
Speaker 1: he's just been a master for so long. I mean, Adam,

585
00:33:17,960 --> 00:33:20,440
Speaker 1: you know, about this, Like, uh, at a certain point,

586
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,880
Speaker 1: as a stand up, when people know you're going to

587
00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:26,880
Speaker 1: be funny, all you gotta do sometimes is just walk

588
00:33:26,920 --> 00:33:29,000
Speaker 1: out there and like give a look, and people are

589
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 1: already like, yes, I know what that look means. And

590
00:33:34,640 --> 00:33:39,080
Speaker 1: he's built that with everybody like fucking for twenty whatever years,

591
00:33:39,120 --> 00:33:40,520
Speaker 1: and now he could just go out there and go

592
00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:46,120
Speaker 1: a little hot up here and people lose their ship.

593
00:33:47,200 --> 00:33:50,720
Speaker 1: But then also also he he's not just funny in it.

594
00:33:51,160 --> 00:33:55,880
Speaker 1: He's not. Everything he does is really funny. But we're ready,

595
00:33:56,200 --> 00:33:57,800
Speaker 1: Like I think I saw something. I think it was

596
00:33:57,840 --> 00:34:00,000
Speaker 1: like on Cammel a few years ago, and he's promoting

597
00:34:00,040 --> 00:34:03,000
Speaker 1: in something and he was just like, you know what, Kimmel,

598
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,640
Speaker 1: I'm I'm better telling stories when I'm on the move.

599
00:34:06,960 --> 00:34:08,840
Speaker 1: Can I just be on the move? Oh? He was

600
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,560
Speaker 1: on the treadmill. Yeah, and then a treadmill rolls out

601
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:14,280
Speaker 1: and he gets on this and then just dead sprints

602
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:16,719
Speaker 1: while telling this story to Kimmel, and it was so

603
00:34:16,800 --> 00:34:20,440
Speaker 1: fucking funny, just such a dumb idea that for sure

604
00:34:20,480 --> 00:34:22,640
Speaker 1: they're like, yeah, we can get a treadmill here. Yeah,

605
00:34:22,680 --> 00:34:25,319
Speaker 1: he's the best man, the best, and he changed this

606
00:34:25,360 --> 00:34:31,000
Speaker 1: podcast forever. He really really did. He did. He was

607
00:34:31,040 --> 00:34:35,239
Speaker 1: one of the first buttons favorite Jim Carrey movie. Are

608
00:34:35,280 --> 00:34:38,640
Speaker 1: you asking favorite Jim Carrey movie? Go? I mean, if

609
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:40,480
Speaker 1: you can, if you can handle it. This is like

610
00:34:40,520 --> 00:34:44,120
Speaker 1: my mom's Facebook post favorite Jim Carrey movie. I know

611
00:34:44,200 --> 00:34:45,920
Speaker 1: you don't like this, but he's got some of those

612
00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,640
Speaker 1: serious ones, you know. Are we able to have the

613
00:34:48,680 --> 00:34:52,640
Speaker 1: two kind? Hey? Man, you can pick your ship. I'll

614
00:34:52,640 --> 00:34:54,640
Speaker 1: go first. I'll go first and give people time. I'll

615
00:34:54,640 --> 00:34:58,360
Speaker 1: give people time here, Okay, okay, I will say I

616
00:34:58,400 --> 00:35:01,319
Speaker 1: love I love of Dumb and Dumber. But for me

617
00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:05,560
Speaker 1: as a movie, as a movie, here we go. I

618
00:35:05,600 --> 00:35:09,200
Speaker 1: know what's coming. Cable Guy, the Cable Guy. Oh yeah,

619
00:35:09,440 --> 00:35:14,359
Speaker 1: cable Guy. The watchability of Cable Guy. I can watch

620
00:35:14,400 --> 00:35:17,200
Speaker 1: it a million times. Yeah, that movie rocks. You know

621
00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:21,799
Speaker 1: it's going to be Chris Farley before Evidently then he died. Yeah,

622
00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 1: he died like while they were casting. He was cast,

623
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:27,680
Speaker 1: I guess, and then he died during that and they

624
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:32,760
Speaker 1: were like, Agiano would have been a different movie for sure, totally.

625
00:35:32,960 --> 00:35:34,920
Speaker 1: Jim wanted to go dark, I think, right, because he

626
00:35:34,960 --> 00:35:36,680
Speaker 1: had already been kind of goofy, goofy goofy, and he

627
00:35:36,680 --> 00:35:38,239
Speaker 1: was like, let's make it a little darker and they

628
00:35:38,239 --> 00:35:42,080
Speaker 1: were like sure, and then did not land with America.

629
00:35:42,360 --> 00:35:44,640
Speaker 1: People did not really love that movie. But I was like,

630
00:35:45,120 --> 00:35:48,080
Speaker 1: fucking that was it not a success? It just tanked.

631
00:35:48,480 --> 00:35:51,160
Speaker 1: It was a flop. It was compared to what his

632
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:55,040
Speaker 1: other movies have, masked dumber. And they paid him twenty

633
00:35:55,040 --> 00:35:57,160
Speaker 1: plus million dollars to be the lead of it, so

634
00:35:57,239 --> 00:36:00,359
Speaker 1: they the budget was huge and I think it ended

635
00:36:00,440 --> 00:36:02,920
Speaker 1: up making a lot of money, but not initially. And

636
00:36:02,960 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 1: those hair plugs. That was also the first time I

637
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:09,400
Speaker 1: registered as a youngster. Like that. People didn't like the

638
00:36:09,480 --> 00:36:11,920
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey movie, like it failed. Like the news story

639
00:36:12,000 --> 00:36:13,799
Speaker 1: for it was like it didn't make enough money, and

640
00:36:13,800 --> 00:36:16,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I saw it in theater. I really

641
00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:20,359
Speaker 1: loved it that. Even with that said, I do think

642
00:36:20,440 --> 00:36:24,040
Speaker 1: it has gotten its flowers, Like, oh, it's gotten flowers. Hey,

643
00:36:24,040 --> 00:36:28,560
Speaker 1: it's getting John Gabriel, what's what's Gabriel's podcast where he

644
00:36:30,280 --> 00:36:33,319
Speaker 1: boys it might be high and mighty, But he was

645
00:36:33,360 --> 00:36:36,040
Speaker 1: like reciting the movie like top to bottom. I was

646
00:36:36,120 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 1: just like, yeah, so high and mighty high and mighty Yeah.

647
00:36:39,600 --> 00:36:44,440
Speaker 1: Shout out to Gabriels One of the funniest dudes. He

648
00:36:44,560 --> 00:36:46,920
Speaker 1: was just reciting the movie. So it I don't know

649
00:36:46,960 --> 00:36:50,520
Speaker 1: if it's a comedians movie or or if people got

650
00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:54,040
Speaker 1: around to really appreciating it, but super dope and Ben

651
00:36:54,080 --> 00:37:07,040
Speaker 1: Stiller directed it right, Yeah, which is rad. What about

652
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:10,240
Speaker 1: the movie Man on the Moon. I love that movie.

653
00:37:11,680 --> 00:37:14,720
Speaker 1: I'm just kidding. I'm so glad you brought it. That movie,

654
00:37:15,160 --> 00:37:18,280
Speaker 1: Uh is not that good. I I also loved the movie.

655
00:37:18,640 --> 00:37:22,919
Speaker 1: I rewatched it fairly recently, within the last within I think,

656
00:37:22,960 --> 00:37:27,200
Speaker 1: like during Quarantine, and I just remember it being just

657
00:37:27,239 --> 00:37:29,880
Speaker 1: because I love Andy Kaufman so much, like that's he

658
00:37:29,960 --> 00:37:31,880
Speaker 1: was one of the reasons I got a job working

659
00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:35,160
Speaker 1: at the Improv when I was twenty years old. Uh,

660
00:37:35,400 --> 00:37:37,759
Speaker 1: and I've read all of these books, and I've like

661
00:37:37,960 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: cornered Bob Zamuda at the bar before and just asked

662
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:45,560
Speaker 1: him a million questions. And Uh, the movie kind of

663
00:37:45,600 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 1: just was like a little bit of a a little

664
00:37:48,160 --> 00:37:52,520
Speaker 1: bit just it fizzles. It fizzles, Yeah, fucking boy. You

665
00:37:52,600 --> 00:37:54,880
Speaker 1: jump in and you're like, oh my god, he's killing it,

666
00:37:54,960 --> 00:37:58,440
Speaker 1: and then the story fizzles. It's a long movie. It's

667
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:00,560
Speaker 1: made by the same director who did Coop, Who's nest

668
00:38:00,600 --> 00:38:03,120
Speaker 1: It's it's kind of in that like it's wady what

669
00:38:03,360 --> 00:38:09,279
Speaker 1: melo Foreman? You know what, I used to love that

670
00:38:09,400 --> 00:38:12,320
Speaker 1: movie more than when I found out and I watched

671
00:38:12,360 --> 00:38:16,200
Speaker 1: the documentary whatever being Andy that they put out that

672
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,920
Speaker 1: like kind of turned me off on the movie over

673
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:22,319
Speaker 1: Like I was like, that was weird, ship man. Why

674
00:38:22,360 --> 00:38:24,680
Speaker 1: don't you cry about it? Because he was Well, let's explain,

675
00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:27,719
Speaker 1: because Jim was in character the whole time, and when

676
00:38:27,760 --> 00:38:30,320
Speaker 1: he was Tony Clifton, he was a total fucking dickhead

677
00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 1: everybody on set, And I know what a what a

678
00:38:33,520 --> 00:38:36,920
Speaker 1: like dumb flex that is for like actors to just

679
00:38:36,960 --> 00:38:39,280
Speaker 1: be like it's my process to go like full method

680
00:38:39,320 --> 00:38:41,600
Speaker 1: and you're like, well, then you're kind of a bad

681
00:38:41,600 --> 00:38:45,040
Speaker 1: actor if you can't agree. Because it's a it's if

682
00:38:45,040 --> 00:38:47,640
Speaker 1: it's it's a craft, right, so you should be able

683
00:38:47,680 --> 00:38:50,920
Speaker 1: to prepare it and then when it's time to execute it,

684
00:38:51,160 --> 00:38:53,600
Speaker 1: execute it. It's like if you're a boxer, you're not

685
00:38:53,680 --> 00:38:56,719
Speaker 1: just fucking walking around hitting everyone all the time, like

686
00:38:56,760 --> 00:38:58,960
Speaker 1: ready to fucking throw down. But I do like that

687
00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:02,319
Speaker 1: he try idea, I guess because I'm he's I feel

688
00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:04,200
Speaker 1: like Jim is like a soul searcher. I feel like

689
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:07,840
Speaker 1: he's a guy who's like lifting up stones to find answers.

690
00:39:07,880 --> 00:39:10,799
Speaker 1: And he was like, let me just do this and

691
00:39:10,960 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 1: everyone else just bear with me as I make your

692
00:39:13,840 --> 00:39:17,920
Speaker 1: life of living. How well or did you do you

693
00:39:17,920 --> 00:39:20,600
Speaker 1: think he had the foresight of, like, I'm going to

694
00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:24,799
Speaker 1: release this weird documentary in like Andy Kaufman esque, like

695
00:39:25,120 --> 00:39:27,040
Speaker 1: this is part of the process, and then later down

696
00:39:27,080 --> 00:39:29,359
Speaker 1: the road, we're going to release it as like a

697
00:39:29,400 --> 00:39:32,200
Speaker 1: long con almost in a way. Well like he had that.

698
00:39:32,280 --> 00:39:35,280
Speaker 1: He had that plan while they were shooting it. I mean, yeah,

699
00:39:35,400 --> 00:39:37,359
Speaker 1: they must have shot it to release it. They were

700
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:40,080
Speaker 1: shooting it and he was playing to the camera, So

701
00:39:40,760 --> 00:39:43,520
Speaker 1: it is not that weird considering there was a camera

702
00:39:43,560 --> 00:39:45,680
Speaker 1: there and he was playing to that. Yeah, and and

703
00:39:45,840 --> 00:39:48,280
Speaker 1: he was playing Andy Kaufman, who would have done something

704
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:52,600
Speaker 1: exactly like that. Yeah, exactly exactly, Like so much wasted energy.

705
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,920
Speaker 1: It's like the joke is on everybody else for Kaufman,

706
00:39:56,080 --> 00:39:58,799
Speaker 1: Like Kaufman is like if I'm laughing, fine, I don't

707
00:39:58,800 --> 00:40:02,359
Speaker 1: care if anybody else. Which is a whole interesting thing

708
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:10,200
Speaker 1: to unto itself into itself into unto come to itself

709
00:40:10,520 --> 00:40:19,799
Speaker 1: come to itself. Yes, sports there sounds exactly like it now.

710
00:40:21,520 --> 00:40:25,280
Speaker 1: I think my favorite is just the classic Dumb and Dumber.

711
00:40:25,320 --> 00:40:28,120
Speaker 1: I remember the one I first saw that movie. I

712
00:40:28,160 --> 00:40:32,319
Speaker 1: didn't know who Jeff Daniels was, right right, never saw Racknophobia.

713
00:40:32,680 --> 00:40:35,319
Speaker 1: That's a great film. I mean I might have, but

714
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,000
Speaker 1: I got enough to log him. Yeah, it didn't lock

715
00:40:38,080 --> 00:40:39,960
Speaker 1: in on me. Like by the time I was watching

716
00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:44,279
Speaker 1: those Jim Carrey movies. I think uh Asantura came out

717
00:40:44,320 --> 00:40:46,799
Speaker 1: when I was in fourth grade, it was just like

718
00:40:46,920 --> 00:40:49,440
Speaker 1: that's he was the only guy for me. I was like,

719
00:40:49,520 --> 00:40:52,840
Speaker 1: he is my biggest movie star in my world, and

720
00:40:52,960 --> 00:40:55,560
Speaker 1: anything he does is gold. And by the time he

721
00:40:55,600 --> 00:40:59,480
Speaker 1: got to Dumb and Dumber and like he's a mint

722
00:40:59,560 --> 00:41:02,080
Speaker 1: him put on Mount Rushmore. This guy is a fucking god.

723
00:41:02,480 --> 00:41:05,800
Speaker 1: If he had just done those two movies. And I'm

724
00:41:06,040 --> 00:41:08,200
Speaker 1: not saying that any movie past that has like tarnished

725
00:41:08,280 --> 00:41:09,759
Speaker 1: him at all. I'm just saying, if he had just

726
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:13,520
Speaker 1: done those two movies, he's James Dean, like he like

727
00:41:13,719 --> 00:41:16,040
Speaker 1: he'd be perfect, not that he's not perfect. And if

728
00:41:16,040 --> 00:41:18,120
Speaker 1: he died in a cool way, he should have done

729
00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:21,479
Speaker 1: Heroin and Times. Yeah, if he exploded some movie died

730
00:41:22,760 --> 00:41:24,839
Speaker 1: or if even if he retired, I'm saying like, if

731
00:41:24,880 --> 00:41:26,919
Speaker 1: he had just done those two movies, he still would

732
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,439
Speaker 1: be just a comedy god. Even though he did more

733
00:41:29,719 --> 00:41:32,080
Speaker 1: movies after that, that I do think solidify him as

734
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:34,960
Speaker 1: a comedy god. Even what you were just touching on,

735
00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:38,120
Speaker 1: like shout out to freaking Jeff Daniels, Like he didn't

736
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:40,719
Speaker 1: play the straight guy next to him, he played like

737
00:41:40,840 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 1: an equally funny guy that's very, very funny in them,

738
00:41:45,760 --> 00:41:49,280
Speaker 1: Like still found a way to be equally as funny

739
00:41:49,320 --> 00:41:51,960
Speaker 1: as Jim Carey. That's pretty crazy. That's really hard, that's

740
00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:54,720
Speaker 1: really hard. Definitely shout out like you got a really

741
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 1: great dumb guy, the funniest dumb guy, and now how

742
00:41:57,280 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: do you find um? How do you do that? That's tough?

743
00:42:00,000 --> 00:42:03,120
Speaker 1: If you laugh like this? Do you do you think

744
00:42:03,200 --> 00:42:06,960
Speaker 1: Jeff Daniels went into that movie like fuck, I just

745
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 1: saw ace Ventura. I don't know if the mass came

746
00:42:09,320 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: out before this, but if he was like I'm going

747
00:42:13,400 --> 00:42:15,680
Speaker 1: or if he was just like do my think I

748
00:42:15,719 --> 00:42:18,680
Speaker 1: bet it was a little because he considers himself like

749
00:42:18,719 --> 00:42:23,960
Speaker 1: an actor actor, so he was in character the whole time. Probably,

750
00:42:24,719 --> 00:42:27,000
Speaker 1: you know, so I wonder how much like like a

751
00:42:27,040 --> 00:42:30,280
Speaker 1: lot of times those guys like don't like the improv

752
00:42:30,680 --> 00:42:32,880
Speaker 1: because they feel like it takes away from the craft

753
00:42:32,880 --> 00:42:35,680
Speaker 1: of acting. So I wonder how he was on set

754
00:42:35,719 --> 00:42:40,720
Speaker 1: because I'm assuming Jim is just a tornado of energy

755
00:42:40,800 --> 00:42:43,000
Speaker 1: Robin Williams style. Do you want to hear the most

756
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:45,480
Speaker 1: annoying noise in the world? Like that had to have

757
00:42:45,480 --> 00:42:49,799
Speaker 1: been improvised, But like I think he was very much

758
00:42:49,880 --> 00:42:52,360
Speaker 1: just like I knew the character, I stuck in the

759
00:42:52,480 --> 00:42:54,840
Speaker 1: character and then I just held on for dear life.

760
00:42:54,920 --> 00:42:57,480
Speaker 1: He had the because I think he had a chipped

761
00:42:57,520 --> 00:42:59,480
Speaker 1: tooth as a kid, so he and then he had

762
00:42:59,520 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 1: it fixed, and then he removed chiptog this he had

763
00:43:03,760 --> 00:43:08,920
Speaker 1: the chip removed again to look dumber, right, not that

764
00:43:09,000 --> 00:43:10,840
Speaker 1: you look done with a chip tooth, but like you

765
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,480
Speaker 1: don't look smart. Um right, it's like a wonky eye.

766
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:17,560
Speaker 1: You're not looking smart. Yeah, it's like just fix it, um,

767
00:43:17,640 --> 00:43:20,000
Speaker 1: which is cool. I love that. We gotta get you

768
00:43:20,040 --> 00:43:22,680
Speaker 1: out of them teeth man, Yeah, I get you in

769
00:43:22,719 --> 00:43:26,319
Speaker 1: a roll, dude, let's do this. That'd be so tired

770
00:43:26,360 --> 00:43:29,960
Speaker 1: if if Dirty's plays like a guy like a like

771
00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:33,360
Speaker 1: a Dumbo. For those of you at home. My front

772
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:36,840
Speaker 1: upper four teeth are fake. Those are caps, and underneath

773
00:43:36,880 --> 00:43:39,560
Speaker 1: them his crazy fangs. Yeah, he's got a nice Joe

774
00:43:39,560 --> 00:43:43,240
Speaker 1: Biden grill. It was a great purchase made of toilet

775
00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:48,839
Speaker 1: great is that right? Yeah? They're porcelain. Wow, these are

776
00:43:48,880 --> 00:43:55,080
Speaker 1: Toto that that's some high fancy. I guess I want.

777
00:43:55,239 --> 00:43:57,080
Speaker 1: Since you guys covered a lot of a lot of

778
00:43:57,120 --> 00:43:59,799
Speaker 1: great Jim Carrey movies, I guess I'll just highlight one

779
00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:04,759
Speaker 1: scene from A Sventura too, when nature calls coming out

780
00:44:04,800 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 1: of the rhinos. The rhinos scene, well, that's the first scene,

781
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,400
Speaker 1: though you gotta dig a little deeper. That is the

782
00:44:11,560 --> 00:44:13,279
Speaker 1: very first not the first scene. In the middle of

783
00:44:13,520 --> 00:44:16,680
Speaker 1: the first scene is Cliffhanger. Bro It's Cliffhanger with a raccoon.

784
00:44:16,920 --> 00:44:20,839
Speaker 1: Oh is it? Yeah? Okay, hey guys, egg on my face?

785
00:44:21,600 --> 00:44:28,920
Speaker 1: Nice pole Kyle ship, But dumbas. I was so fucking

786
00:44:28,960 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 1: excited to watch that movie in the theater, and then

787
00:44:31,280 --> 00:44:34,360
Speaker 1: I think I said bumble Bee Tuna for like twenty

788
00:44:34,440 --> 00:44:39,759
Speaker 1: five years afterwards, allegedly bumble Bee Tuna the best. Yeah,

789
00:44:39,800 --> 00:44:42,040
Speaker 1: but that rhino scene, Like, whoever came up with that

790
00:44:42,080 --> 00:44:44,360
Speaker 1: set piece, or if it was just the whole movie

791
00:44:44,440 --> 00:44:48,759
Speaker 1: was written around that. God. See, guys, I mean we

792
00:44:48,840 --> 00:44:53,480
Speaker 1: can write. We can just write full on absolutely insane.

793
00:44:53,520 --> 00:44:58,319
Speaker 1: We have two billion jokes coming out of rhinoceros assholes.

794
00:44:58,560 --> 00:45:00,239
Speaker 1: Doesn't he like pick up a guy who looks like

795
00:45:00,280 --> 00:45:02,960
Speaker 1: the monopoly man and like shakes his jaw. Yeah, he's

796
00:45:03,040 --> 00:45:05,319
Speaker 1: like passed out and he's like not pa. You know

797
00:45:05,400 --> 00:45:09,280
Speaker 1: that it was improvised, and that that that dude was like, okay, fine,

798
00:45:12,120 --> 00:45:18,200
Speaker 1: do not pass right right right right his mouth when

799
00:45:18,400 --> 00:45:23,400
Speaker 1: nature calls. So yeah, Jim Carrey, here's your flowers. Man, bro, welcome.

800
00:45:23,480 --> 00:45:26,760
Speaker 1: You just got a lot of flowers. Here's some more flowers.

801
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:30,640
Speaker 1: Tommy Davidson in that movie, remember when he's doing the

802
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:32,840
Speaker 1: one on one fight against like the like local tribe

803
00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:37,280
Speaker 1: or whatever, and the dude comes out the white turns

804
00:45:37,320 --> 00:45:40,840
Speaker 1: around and drops the backpack and Tommy Davidson is in

805
00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:43,520
Speaker 1: the backpack and they let him lose. Doesn't he throw

806
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,520
Speaker 1: like a spear into his leg and he's just like

807
00:45:46,080 --> 00:45:53,520
Speaker 1: a leg and he's like, ah, so good. Can't give

808
00:45:53,600 --> 00:45:56,120
Speaker 1: him enough, Honestly, Like the first time I saw a

809
00:45:56,239 --> 00:46:00,479
Speaker 1: Spentra two, when nature calls, I didn't like it enough,

810
00:46:00,719 --> 00:46:03,759
Speaker 1: so I watched it every day on VHS until I

811
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,480
Speaker 1: loved it, and now it's burnt into my brand. You

812
00:46:06,600 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: like programmed yourself as like a as a discipline. Yes,

813
00:46:11,200 --> 00:46:13,640
Speaker 1: Jim Carrey was such a hero to you that you

814
00:46:13,719 --> 00:46:17,040
Speaker 1: had to beat this into your brain. I refused to

815
00:46:17,080 --> 00:46:18,560
Speaker 1: just say it was a bad movie, and I watched

816
00:46:18,600 --> 00:46:21,399
Speaker 1: it so many times that now I'm like, that's what's

817
00:46:21,480 --> 00:46:24,279
Speaker 1: my one. But really it is just the rhino scene.

818
00:46:24,360 --> 00:46:28,880
Speaker 1: It's the rhino scene. Um, Guano, I mean Guano is, Yeah,

819
00:46:29,120 --> 00:46:31,200
Speaker 1: that movie has a lot. That movie has a lot,

820
00:46:31,280 --> 00:46:35,839
Speaker 1: doesn't it. It's that's bad poop? Is it just kind

821
00:46:35,840 --> 00:46:38,560
Speaker 1: of like flops it out of his mouth? Right? Um?

822
00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:40,600
Speaker 1: I feel like we've covered a lot so far in

823
00:46:40,640 --> 00:46:47,200
Speaker 1: this podcast. Guys. We covered um, is it overcome? Did

824
00:46:47,239 --> 00:46:49,160
Speaker 1: you just use the fart? Mike? You gotta let people

825
00:46:49,200 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 1: know I didn't even know. Hey, Todd, if we could

826
00:46:54,160 --> 00:46:56,719
Speaker 1: just iso that on the mix, that'd be great. Yeah,

827
00:46:56,800 --> 00:46:59,120
Speaker 1: And Todd, let's I saw that on the mix and

828
00:46:59,120 --> 00:47:04,239
Speaker 1: then bring it back right now, just so everyone can

829
00:47:04,320 --> 00:47:07,680
Speaker 1: really sound like, yeah, you know, I didn't. Let's and

830
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:12,279
Speaker 1: let's I saw it again to compare. Okay, Okay, see

831
00:47:12,280 --> 00:47:15,040
Speaker 1: it didn't really sound like that, all right, and now

832
00:47:15,120 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 1: run that run that right by my audio clip as well,

833
00:47:18,600 --> 00:47:24,719
Speaker 1: and put him back to back Bob. And then now

834
00:47:24,840 --> 00:47:26,799
Speaker 1: can you, yeah, can you play the one from the

835
00:47:26,920 --> 00:47:29,399
Speaker 1: last episode please? Well that one was I wasn't doing

836
00:47:29,400 --> 00:47:31,200
Speaker 1: an impression of that one. But now I want to

837
00:47:31,239 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 1: just do a side by side. I just want to

838
00:47:33,160 --> 00:47:41,320
Speaker 1: do a side by side, if that's possible. M Okay,

839
00:47:41,320 --> 00:47:48,799
Speaker 1: thank you, Todd, Todd, Thank you Todd. That's pretty good.

840
00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:53,120
Speaker 1: We did that one more time, Todd, you got it.

841
00:47:53,480 --> 00:47:56,920
Speaker 1: I think you got a baby. Really good stuff, guys,

842
00:47:57,320 --> 00:48:02,919
Speaker 1: really freaking good stuff. Yeah, and take backs any apologies. Kyle. Yeah,

843
00:48:03,880 --> 00:48:06,560
Speaker 1: it was number twenty three, one of your one of

844
00:48:06,560 --> 00:48:10,120
Speaker 1: your top choices. Now, I never watched that. I never

845
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:13,240
Speaker 1: saw that movie. Is it good? I bet it's fine,

846
00:48:13,440 --> 00:48:15,640
Speaker 1: you know, I bet it's a decent watch. Yeah, I

847
00:48:15,680 --> 00:48:19,560
Speaker 1: think it's okay, it's irons. Yeah, Kyle, you should watch

848
00:48:19,560 --> 00:48:22,200
Speaker 1: it because I could see I'm glad you didn't watch

849
00:48:22,239 --> 00:48:24,359
Speaker 1: it when that movie came out, because I can see

850
00:48:24,360 --> 00:48:29,279
Speaker 1: you getting like really into like counting numbers and stuff, numerology,

851
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:31,880
Speaker 1: just being like seeing numbers everything, like the fact that

852
00:48:31,920 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 1: you knew that word numerology. Yeah, I'm into it. Tells

853
00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:37,680
Speaker 1: me you're already you know your head. I would love

854
00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:40,439
Speaker 1: to see a shot for shot remake with Kyle as

855
00:48:40,560 --> 00:48:42,799
Speaker 1: Jim Carey in that movie. We got a lot of

856
00:48:42,840 --> 00:48:46,840
Speaker 1: filming to do, like how Vince Von did, uh Psycho.

857
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,200
Speaker 1: If I'm in front of the camera, if if you

858
00:48:49,200 --> 00:48:51,319
Speaker 1: guys are pulling me out there, somebody's going to have

859
00:48:51,360 --> 00:48:54,680
Speaker 1: to be watching monitors. Who's doing it? I'm busy, I

860
00:48:55,040 --> 00:48:59,520
Speaker 1: hope Adam and you're busy. This is your thing, can

861
00:48:59,600 --> 00:49:04,080
Speaker 1: do it? I'm living. Wait, so I'm directing and starring

862
00:49:04,280 --> 00:49:08,480
Speaker 1: in these things directed. You can find a director. I

863
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:09,960
Speaker 1: want to just I want to see it for the

864
00:49:09,960 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 1: first time in my living room. I want you to

865
00:49:13,080 --> 00:49:15,560
Speaker 1: direct it. I really, I really like movies that you direct,

866
00:49:15,719 --> 00:49:18,560
Speaker 1: so I would love to see you direct us. And

867
00:49:18,640 --> 00:49:20,720
Speaker 1: I know you can do it. I know you can directed.

868
00:49:20,840 --> 00:49:23,759
Speaker 1: Are we in takebacks? Are we in takebacks right now? Yes?

869
00:49:24,440 --> 00:49:28,320
Speaker 1: Let's go there, Yeah, let's go but any TakeBack apologies?

870
00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,399
Speaker 1: Come on, we gotta be on set tomorrow. Let's just

871
00:49:31,040 --> 00:49:38,560
Speaker 1: wrap it um wrapping it up, that's right, or apologize

872
00:49:38,600 --> 00:49:42,879
Speaker 1: to my wife for cracking this. Uh. Next sparkling soda here,

873
00:49:42,920 --> 00:49:47,440
Speaker 1: what are they called sparkling SODA's sparkling claw? You got

874
00:49:47,440 --> 00:49:52,839
Speaker 1: that Lowry's flavor? Baby, I crushed a can high, No apologies.

875
00:49:53,120 --> 00:49:56,840
Speaker 1: Five milligrams, add a little whiskey, and I ain't apologize.

876
00:49:56,840 --> 00:49:59,480
Speaker 1: I'd like to give a little compliment a liquid death.

877
00:49:59,719 --> 00:50:03,279
Speaker 1: Love the name, love the product. Also drinking a little

878
00:50:03,400 --> 00:50:07,000
Speaker 1: little liquid death, absolutely love. Yeah. I drink so much

879
00:50:07,040 --> 00:50:14,280
Speaker 1: liquid death, which is water guys can want. It's the best.

880
00:50:14,320 --> 00:50:20,359
Speaker 1: It's the best. Is well, I'll give a shout out

881
00:50:20,400 --> 00:50:23,680
Speaker 1: if we're talking comedy, given shoutouts. Man. I watched the

882
00:50:23,800 --> 00:50:26,920
Speaker 1: first episode of I Think You Should Leave on Netflix,

883
00:50:27,040 --> 00:50:29,759
Speaker 1: and I haven't watched any other episode sept the first one.

884
00:50:30,080 --> 00:50:32,920
Speaker 1: But god damn if I wasn't crying watching it. It's

885
00:50:33,120 --> 00:50:35,480
Speaker 1: very very fort to watch. Yeah, please, And who's the

886
00:50:35,480 --> 00:50:41,680
Speaker 1: star of it. It's Tim, right, Tim Robinson. Super funny

887
00:50:41,719 --> 00:50:46,239
Speaker 1: that that guy kills me. Yeah, that that first episode

888
00:50:46,400 --> 00:50:49,760
Speaker 1: is very good and I think we can pass this along.

889
00:50:49,800 --> 00:50:51,799
Speaker 1: This is kind of a Flowers moment. But what we

890
00:50:51,960 --> 00:50:53,759
Speaker 1: had heard, I know he had a short kind of

891
00:50:53,800 --> 00:50:57,360
Speaker 1: stint on SML, but what we had heard from people

892
00:50:57,760 --> 00:51:00,279
Speaker 1: on who are friends with the people on the side

893
00:51:00,280 --> 00:51:04,799
Speaker 1: behind the scenes is that he was the king of

894
00:51:04,960 --> 00:51:08,440
Speaker 1: pitching ship that would just like blast the room, like

895
00:51:08,480 --> 00:51:11,480
Speaker 1: he would lay everybody out on like pitch day or

896
00:51:11,719 --> 00:51:14,080
Speaker 1: or script reading day. I don't know if it made

897
00:51:14,080 --> 00:51:15,480
Speaker 1: it. It It didn't make it on air because it was

898
00:51:15,520 --> 00:51:17,279
Speaker 1: too weird and a snail kind of has any it's

899
00:51:17,280 --> 00:51:19,480
Speaker 1: doing this thing. They have to listen to podcasts, write

900
00:51:19,520 --> 00:51:22,040
Speaker 1: it down and then make that sketch. Um, yes, they

901
00:51:22,080 --> 00:51:25,239
Speaker 1: have to take weird ideas from podcasts, right, But he

902
00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:28,960
Speaker 1: apparently was like the king of killing in the room.

903
00:51:30,320 --> 00:51:32,960
Speaker 1: You know that that's Flowers, right, that's as also, Hey,

904
00:51:33,000 --> 00:51:35,920
Speaker 1: while we're here, while we're here with him, No, not

905
00:51:35,920 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 1: a lot of people noticed, but I saw a couple

906
00:51:37,360 --> 00:51:41,520
Speaker 1: clips of him fucking shredding on a skateboard recently on Instagram.

907
00:51:42,080 --> 00:51:46,640
Speaker 1: Tiba Tiba shot, Yeah, Tiba fucking bro they were shredding.

908
00:51:46,680 --> 00:51:50,080
Speaker 1: I was so pumped. Hey, while we're here, you know,

909
00:51:50,400 --> 00:51:53,799
Speaker 1: Detroitter's Sam Richardson is in, Like, I turn on my TV.

910
00:51:53,920 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 1: He's got two movies blasting me in the face. Sam Richardson,

911
00:51:58,920 --> 00:52:02,719
Speaker 1: who was in Game Over man just the best dude, Sowers.

912
00:52:04,520 --> 00:52:07,120
Speaker 1: So I was watching him on Kimmel the other night,

913
00:52:07,920 --> 00:52:10,600
Speaker 1: and apparently he had. He was telling a story that

914
00:52:10,640 --> 00:52:14,280
Speaker 1: he had some audition where he sang a TV theme

915
00:52:14,360 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 1: song to like make them laughing, YadA YadA, YadA, and

916
00:52:17,760 --> 00:52:20,400
Speaker 1: show that he can sing. And then a producer that

917
00:52:20,480 --> 00:52:22,239
Speaker 1: was at dinner with him as he was telling this

918
00:52:22,320 --> 00:52:25,960
Speaker 1: story was like, oh, you gotta see this Adam divine sketch,

919
00:52:26,200 --> 00:52:28,120
Speaker 1: Like he said this on Kimmel And he was talking

920
00:52:28,200 --> 00:52:31,040
Speaker 1: about theme addict, a sketch we did when we were

921
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:34,480
Speaker 1: twenty what the funk ever before work Aholics. And then

922
00:52:34,560 --> 00:52:36,319
Speaker 1: like some other guy at the dinner who was an

923
00:52:36,320 --> 00:52:38,440
Speaker 1: action star, was like, I gotta give you tips, and

924
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:40,439
Speaker 1: he started giving them tips. And then before he says

925
00:52:40,760 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: and this is the most important tip, the producer was like,

926
00:52:43,120 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 1: here's that video of Adam singing theme songs. And then

927
00:52:46,680 --> 00:52:49,799
Speaker 1: he never got the tip. And I was like, I

928
00:52:49,840 --> 00:52:51,760
Speaker 1: never watched Kimmel and I'm like, how am I watching

929
00:52:51,760 --> 00:52:54,759
Speaker 1: it now tonight? And he's talking about a sketch we

930
00:52:54,800 --> 00:52:58,520
Speaker 1: did when we were That's God. That's God, God, that

931
00:52:58,640 --> 00:53:01,600
Speaker 1: is God. Look at a look him look so now

932
00:53:01,600 --> 00:53:03,919
Speaker 1: you believe. Look at him. He's carrying you. I said

933
00:53:03,920 --> 00:53:05,880
Speaker 1: it last week, and I'll say it again. He's carrying

934
00:53:05,880 --> 00:53:08,920
Speaker 1: you right now, one set of footprint. Hey, if I

935
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:11,680
Speaker 1: got another white light, might have to carry me. Okay, no,

936
00:53:11,719 --> 00:53:27,200
Speaker 1: take that. And guys, that was another episode. Yes, yeah,

937
00:53:27,239 --> 00:53:29,160
Speaker 1: hell yeah yeah bitch,