WEBVTT - Best Bits (Just The Bits) with Morgan: PART 2 0:00:01.440 --> 0:00:06.360 It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two. Well, 0:00:06.400 --> 0:00:09.840 what is up? Everyone? Welcome to the Best Bits. This 0:00:09.920 --> 0:00:12.280 is Morgan. Though I may sound a little bit different 0:00:12.320 --> 0:00:15.240 this weekend because I actually came down with the flu. 0:00:15.520 --> 0:00:17.360 I'm starting to be on the upper end of it. 0:00:17.400 --> 0:00:21.239 But I am doing this from home and recorded the 0:00:21.320 --> 0:00:23.720 Best Bits with Eddie from home as well. From both 0:00:23.720 --> 0:00:26.119 of our homes. We did a little zoom Best Bits 0:00:26.120 --> 0:00:28.000 So Different edition make sure to check it out. Is 0:00:28.040 --> 0:00:30.560 full of fun chaos. But so if I sound a 0:00:30.600 --> 0:00:33.080 little different, I'm stuffy, and I'm also doing this from 0:00:33.080 --> 0:00:36.000 my home studio. Just wanted to give you the heads 0:00:36.080 --> 0:00:38.279 up in case you're like, what is happening. I'm not 0:00:38.320 --> 0:00:40.880 in a well somewhere. I promise, I'm just a little sick. 0:00:40.920 --> 0:00:43.360 But I still wanted the Best Bits to happen for y'all, 0:00:43.400 --> 0:00:46.040 So let's get this thing started coming in. At that 0:00:46.120 --> 0:00:49.000 number seven spot, I saw a guy steal an air 0:00:49.040 --> 0:00:52.640 fryer from Walmart, and y'all had so much stuff to 0:00:52.680 --> 0:00:57.000 say online about this, because apparently you've also witnessed people stealing, 0:00:57.080 --> 0:00:58.840 or you've had people steal in front of you. Just 0:00:59.160 --> 0:01:01.959 so many fun stories. So definitely check those out on 0:01:02.040 --> 0:01:05.000 our Bobby Bone Show social media. But here's the full 0:01:05.000 --> 0:01:07.840 story that it happened with the guy that I witnessed 0:01:07.840 --> 0:01:11.360 stealing this air fire from Walmart number seven. Hey Morgan, 0:01:11.440 --> 0:01:13.399 what happened to you at Walmart? Well? I was just 0:01:13.440 --> 0:01:16.600 minding my business doing some grocery shopping, and I see 0:01:16.640 --> 0:01:18.800 a guy kind of running through an aisle and he 0:01:18.840 --> 0:01:21.280 has an air frier in a grocery cart and then 0:01:21.280 --> 0:01:23.520 he just runs out the front door, just gone, we 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.119 stole the air fire. Yeah, and all the alarm start 0:01:26.120 --> 0:01:28.360 beeping going off, but nobody ran after him. Was he 0:01:28.440 --> 0:01:30.960 rolling the cart or yeah, he was rolling a car. 0:01:31.040 --> 0:01:32.600 I had an air fire. I don't know why he 0:01:32.600 --> 0:01:34.720 didn't just carry it, But he had a grocery cart 0:01:34.800 --> 0:01:36.399 and he had the air frier in it, and he 0:01:36.480 --> 0:01:38.560 literally just straight up like ran out the door with it. 0:01:38.640 --> 0:01:41.800 Did they yell? They didn't run after him? Not a 0:01:41.840 --> 0:01:44.360 single person ran after him. I saw like the Greater 0:01:44.640 --> 0:01:47.160 kind of take down some notes. That was it. And 0:01:47.160 --> 0:01:48.800 then I see him getting his car and he just 0:01:48.920 --> 0:01:50.920 drove away. Did he have any sort of disguise on? 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.960 He was in all black, but he didn't have anything 0:01:54.960 --> 0:01:58.600 on a day, comes in looking like a cat burglar, Like, 0:01:58.640 --> 0:02:00.760 I gotta feel this guy's gonna steals something. But he 0:02:00.800 --> 0:02:03.440 just ran out nothing, alarms go up, the alarms one 0:02:03.440 --> 0:02:05.120 off and everything. That's why I was like, oh, maybe 0:02:05.120 --> 0:02:07.000 he's just like in a hurry. No, he definitely stole 0:02:07.040 --> 0:02:09.160 because he just kept going. I want to say this first, 0:02:09.639 --> 0:02:11.720 I get it. Air friars are awesome. They're the best, 0:02:11.960 --> 0:02:14.480 the best. Who knew I could even make stuff? And 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:16.120 so I do. You can put peaches in there. You 0:02:16.120 --> 0:02:20.120 can do salmon. You literally just go open it, little lid, 0:02:21.000 --> 0:02:22.799 lay it in there, put some partial on paper down, 0:02:23.160 --> 0:02:26.520 shut it done. You can put anything in there. Anything, 0:02:26.600 --> 0:02:29.239 you cook it all. I probably still want. Still I 0:02:29.240 --> 0:02:31.000 don't even understand what it is. He just cooks it 0:02:31.120 --> 0:02:33.840 using an air hot air. Remember the George Foreman girl 0:02:33.840 --> 0:02:36.720 had that revolution. I was cooking. Yeah, this is what 0:02:36.760 --> 0:02:38.480 the air friar does. Now, so I need to get 0:02:38.520 --> 0:02:41.240 one of those. Yes, you can make anything, it's crazy, 0:02:41.320 --> 0:02:43.920 it's faster. We do peaches. We grow peaches. You do 0:02:43.960 --> 0:02:45.400 the peaches and we cut them up and you do 0:02:45.480 --> 0:02:47.640 a little little drizzle on them, put a little almond 0:02:47.680 --> 0:02:50.079 on them. You got a pretty healthy snack. It's amazing, 0:02:50.400 --> 0:02:52.640 but we shouldn't steal, right guys, No, but you know 0:02:52.639 --> 0:02:54.360 why you put it in the cart though, Morgan. That way, 0:02:54.400 --> 0:02:58.560 if anybody gets anybody gets his way, he can ram them. Really, 0:02:58.720 --> 0:03:02.040 it's a lot easier to boom. You know that. I've 0:03:02.040 --> 0:03:05.800 worked in the industry, guys, the industry. Now it's a 0:03:05.800 --> 0:03:07.720 car guy. I mean, listen, there was a guy that 0:03:08.120 --> 0:03:10.799 they had three times at my Sam's Club. Came in, 0:03:11.080 --> 0:03:13.640 put a big screen TV on a flatbed and went 0:03:13.680 --> 0:03:15.520 out the back door like it emerged the accent and 0:03:15.520 --> 0:03:18.480 had someone waiting right there by. The times after time too, 0:03:18.520 --> 0:03:21.000 they didn't have someone going all right, John again, No, 0:03:21.200 --> 0:03:23.960 third time they caught them try to come back. I 0:03:24.000 --> 0:03:27.360 got them. Did you work loss prevention? No? I did not, 0:03:27.440 --> 0:03:29.320 But I've seen people get tackled. I've chased a couple 0:03:29.320 --> 0:03:32.240 of the before and gone trouble lost prevention, I know. 0:03:32.280 --> 0:03:34.720 But it was just this one couple came in. They 0:03:35.040 --> 0:03:38.040 they opened the laundry detergent. We're sticking things inside the 0:03:38.120 --> 0:03:40.480 laundry desergent and trying to just walk out. And I 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:42.280 chased them all the way through the parking lot, through 0:03:42.320 --> 0:03:45.400 the Hooters parking lot, Burlington coat factory up into the 0:03:45.400 --> 0:03:47.640 woods and Joel got stung by two bees when we 0:03:47.640 --> 0:03:49.800 were chasing them. Classic Joel, I'm all right, and we 0:03:49.880 --> 0:03:52.320 got and we got in trouble for chasing them. You 0:03:52.320 --> 0:03:54.600 can't fire. No, but they were like what are you thinking? 0:03:54.640 --> 0:03:56.400 Where They liked it, but really they were like thank you. No, 0:03:56.440 --> 0:04:00.400 They're like I could have gotten shot. And I was like, well, Joel, Joels, 0:04:00.440 --> 0:04:02.640 I do was it scary to you? Yeah? Well I 0:04:02.720 --> 0:04:04.560 kind of looked around to see if anybody was gonna 0:04:04.560 --> 0:04:07.080 do anything about it, and everybody then just went about 0:04:07.120 --> 0:04:09.640 their business like it was totally normal. Probably is kind 0:04:09.640 --> 0:04:12.280 of normal. Yeah, happens at two things. I want to say. One, 0:04:13.160 --> 0:04:16.480 air frys are awesome. I get it. But two, don't steal, 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:21.479 right guys, Yeah, down steal. It's the best Bits of 0:04:21.520 --> 0:04:27.239 the Week with Morgan. Number two. Another hilarious bit this week, 0:04:27.440 --> 0:04:31.200 Lunchboxes cousin called him ahead of her wedding about the 0:04:31.240 --> 0:04:33.280 speech that he thought he needed to make because he 0:04:33.320 --> 0:04:35.560 was a celebrity. Well she called him and kind of 0:04:35.560 --> 0:04:37.040 shut down all of that and kind of put him 0:04:37.080 --> 0:04:39.160 in his place a little bit. And honestly, I loved it. 0:04:39.160 --> 0:04:41.599 It was a great phone call. Lunchbox didn't but it 0:04:41.640 --> 0:04:45.080 was pretty funny. So here it is number six, Lunchbox. 0:04:45.120 --> 0:04:47.279 You went to your cousin's wedding over the weekend. Yes, 0:04:47.360 --> 0:04:50.080 it was back in Austin. She got married. It was 0:04:50.120 --> 0:04:52.600 out by the lake, it was it was nice wedding. 0:04:52.760 --> 0:04:56.080 Were you guys close as cousins or I mean close 0:04:56.160 --> 0:04:58.520 as in she's like four years five years younger than me, 0:04:58.600 --> 0:05:00.440 So yeah, we're close. We lived, run on the street 0:05:00.440 --> 0:05:02.760 from each other, so I would say semi close. You 0:05:02.760 --> 0:05:08.039 e her text once every six months. I'm closer to 0:05:08.040 --> 0:05:10.680 her brother. Okay, do you ever talking on the phone? 0:05:11.320 --> 0:05:13.840 Oh no, no, no, I don't think I've talked to 0:05:13.839 --> 0:05:16.280 her on the phone in twenty years. You give her 0:05:16.279 --> 0:05:17.960 a message you're on Facebook, because you do that all 0:05:17.960 --> 0:05:21.039 morning long. No, she's not really on Facebook. Not really 0:05:21.040 --> 0:05:24.200 on Facebook. She's not much of a facebooker. So you're 0:05:24.240 --> 0:05:26.320 not super close to her. Yeah, I guess when you said, now, 0:05:28.000 --> 0:05:29.880 now that you laid it out, not that close. So 0:05:30.000 --> 0:05:32.080 you went to her wedding, and this is the wedding 0:05:32.080 --> 0:05:34.960 you said, Hey, should I deliver a speech? Yes? Because 0:05:35.080 --> 0:05:37.040 leading up to it, I'm like, man, I'm a celebrity. 0:05:37.120 --> 0:05:39.720 I'm gonna be there. I know that her friends probably 0:05:39.760 --> 0:05:41.400 know that I'm on the radio. And by the way, 0:05:41.400 --> 0:05:42.720 if you're new to the show, we don't think he's 0:05:42.720 --> 0:05:44.440 a celebrity. If this is the first time you're turning 0:05:44.480 --> 0:05:46.919 the show on, we don't all feel like we're celebrities. 0:05:46.920 --> 0:05:48.640 And we laugh at him when he says that. But 0:05:48.839 --> 0:05:50.159 just want to say that, but go ahead. And I 0:05:50.200 --> 0:05:53.279 feel like when celebrities go to weddings, they are kind 0:05:53.279 --> 0:05:57.360 of pressured into giving a speech. Everyone is sitting around going, hey, 0:05:57.360 --> 0:05:59.719 when is that celebrity gonna get up give up a speech? 0:05:59.760 --> 0:06:02.000 And I'm like, man, everybody's gonna look at me all night? 0:06:02.080 --> 0:06:03.680 When am I gonna give a speech? So? Did you 0:06:03.680 --> 0:06:07.280 want it to be something funny, something poignet? Oh, something funny, 0:06:07.400 --> 0:06:10.480 something fun about you or her, her and our relationship? 0:06:10.560 --> 0:06:14.760 Just lighthearted about the funny, a little lighthearted, you know, 0:06:14.839 --> 0:06:18.120 just kind of get everybody laughing. Because sometimes the speech 0:06:18.240 --> 0:06:19.840 is from the bride or the what are they called 0:06:19.920 --> 0:06:22.880 mate of honor and rooms man, yes, yes, man, Yeah, 0:06:22.960 --> 0:06:24.880 they are kind of serious and they try to be 0:06:24.880 --> 0:06:27.200 funny and they're not funny because they're not really professionals 0:06:27.560 --> 0:06:30.440 professional Yeah, okay, so did you have any planned? I 0:06:30.480 --> 0:06:32.000 had a little bit in my head and then I 0:06:32.040 --> 0:06:34.440 was just going to kind of roll with it. That's 0:06:34.440 --> 0:06:37.240 always dangerous. Okay, So what clip do I have here? Ah? 0:06:37.320 --> 0:06:41.640 This is the wedding? Okay, here we go. This is 0:06:41.680 --> 0:06:44.800 a clip from I guess the Bride. So it's not lunchbox. Oh, 0:06:44.800 --> 0:06:46.520 it's not a clip from right. You're supposed to just 0:06:46.640 --> 0:06:49.040 hit it, and that's the whole anticipation because then they 0:06:49.040 --> 0:06:52.840 react when they hear it's not me, goodness, just hit 0:06:52.880 --> 0:06:55.000 the clip. So right, this is the bride? Correct? Okay, 0:06:55.040 --> 0:06:57.480 go ahead. We are so so happy that you're coming 0:06:57.480 --> 0:06:59.800 to the wedding tonight. We know you're super busy and 0:07:00.120 --> 0:07:02.720 really means a lot that you're coming. I've heard some 0:07:02.800 --> 0:07:05.120 rumblings that you wanted to give a speech tonight, or 0:07:05.200 --> 0:07:06.840 that you think you need to give a speech because 0:07:06.839 --> 0:07:09.320 you're kind of a big deal celebrity, and I just 0:07:09.360 --> 0:07:11.920 wanted to say that, while again so glad that you'll 0:07:11.920 --> 0:07:15.280 be there to celebrate us today, I'd really rather leave 0:07:15.320 --> 0:07:17.280 the speeches to the maid of honor and the best man, 0:07:17.920 --> 0:07:19.480 so there's no need for you to get up and 0:07:19.480 --> 0:07:22.120 give a speech, because today is not about you. You 0:07:22.160 --> 0:07:26.160 can just sit back and enjoy the celebration. Huh. That 0:07:26.240 --> 0:07:28.200 was on a Saturday afternoon. I got that from my cousin. 0:07:28.720 --> 0:07:33.320 Oh yeah, send me that, and I was like, oh, okay, 0:07:33.760 --> 0:07:36.960 So that was her saying please don't. I feel like 0:07:37.040 --> 0:07:39.400 she even had to like plan it out and write 0:07:39.400 --> 0:07:41.080 it down and she's like reading it so that she 0:07:41.160 --> 0:07:43.360 just doesn't fumble or make him feel bad. She was 0:07:43.400 --> 0:07:46.160 just very to the point I'm surprised at then she 0:07:46.160 --> 0:07:47.320 didn't go, you know what, you don't have to come. 0:07:47.920 --> 0:07:51.280 Don't worry about all right, So you didn't give a speech. 0:07:51.320 --> 0:07:53.920 I didn't got to give a speech. Man, How depressing 0:07:54.040 --> 0:07:55.720 is it? What are you going to say? I was 0:07:55.760 --> 0:07:58.240 just gonna talk about Sue Heck getting married, you know, 0:07:58.440 --> 0:08:02.280 like Sue he from the middle, okay, I it's the 0:08:02.320 --> 0:08:04.240 TV show and she was like always the nerdy girl 0:08:05.280 --> 0:08:08.040 with yeah because we always called my cousin Sue Heck okay, 0:08:08.280 --> 0:08:10.080 And so I was just gonna talk about her and 0:08:10.160 --> 0:08:13.680 how Sue Heck is here. Oh yeah, yeah. I knew 0:08:13.680 --> 0:08:16.040 everybody here wanted to hear from the celebrity. That's hey, 0:08:16.120 --> 0:08:18.240 oh you gotta sit down. No standing ovation yet, let 0:08:18.280 --> 0:08:24.280 him finish. Here he is lunchbox. Hey, take a microphone. Hey, Jessica, Corey. 0:08:24.320 --> 0:08:26.280 We are so happy for you, you know, and some 0:08:26.280 --> 0:08:28.640 people call you Jessica us the family we call you 0:08:28.680 --> 0:08:32.319 Sue Heck. It's amazing to see you blossom from this 0:08:32.440 --> 0:08:35.280 nerdy girl in school that didn't have any boys chasing 0:08:35.360 --> 0:08:38.160 after her to this guy, Corey that saw you with 0:08:38.320 --> 0:08:41.160 one swipe on bumble and you guys fell in love 0:08:41.280 --> 0:08:44.840 hiking across America. And we're just glad that someone took 0:08:44.880 --> 0:08:47.000 Sue Heck off our hands because we were worried that 0:08:47.080 --> 0:08:49.280 she was gonna be lonely in her whole life. But nope, 0:08:49.440 --> 0:08:53.240 she found you, Corey. So congratulations, cheers to many years. 0:08:53.760 --> 0:08:57.040 Let's drink. Huh, when are you gonna put in the 0:08:57.080 --> 0:09:00.640 funny parts later? What do you mean there's nothing fun there? Yeah, 0:09:00.960 --> 0:09:02.920 And you had to set up suecor Nent. The people 0:09:02.960 --> 0:09:04.880 wouldn't have known her what We have no ideas and 0:09:04.880 --> 0:09:07.080 and I would And I had an inside stories about 0:09:07.160 --> 0:09:08.600 when I was over at their house one time, me 0:09:08.640 --> 0:09:10.520 and her brother and her were going to the park 0:09:10.840 --> 0:09:12.480 and I was older. I was supposed to be babysitting 0:09:12.520 --> 0:09:16.400 quote unquote, and I had him in the wagon and 0:09:16.440 --> 0:09:18.280 we were going down the hill and I should have 0:09:18.440 --> 0:09:19.880 let him get out at the top of the hill, 0:09:19.880 --> 0:09:21.640 and I didn't, and I lost control of the wagon. 0:09:21.679 --> 0:09:23.319 They crashed in the middle of the road. I was 0:09:23.360 --> 0:09:25.079 gonna talk about that. I mean, there was gonna be 0:09:25.120 --> 0:09:27.319 some inside stories, but I figured everybody on the radio 0:09:27.360 --> 0:09:29.840 don't want to hear about my inside stories. People at 0:09:29.840 --> 0:09:34.320 the wedding. Yeah, good point. Well, wedding was nice. Wedding 0:09:34.400 --> 0:09:36.440 was nice, it was fun, it was outdoors. It was 0:09:36.760 --> 0:09:38.720 awkward when you saw her him and she low key 0:09:39.120 --> 0:09:41.200 told you shut up a little bit. Yeah, a little bit. 0:09:41.240 --> 0:09:43.400 I was like, dang man, she doesn't appreciate the celebrity 0:09:43.440 --> 0:09:45.040 being here. But I did have a couple of people 0:09:45.120 --> 0:09:46.719 come up to me and want to take pictures. We 0:09:46.840 --> 0:09:50.560 congratulations to the Hecks. Yeah, the Hecks. They did it, 0:09:50.679 --> 0:09:53.240 sue Heck, guys, that Malcolm in the middle, No dumb 0:09:53.280 --> 0:09:57.240 middle middle. I don't know this. Yeah. Ray Romano's Wife's 0:09:57.320 --> 0:10:02.160 on there. Yeah, okay, anyway, it's the best bits of 0:10:02.200 --> 0:10:07.120 the week with Morgan number two. It's always an interesting 0:10:07.200 --> 0:10:10.760 game when somebody has to eat something really disgusting when 0:10:10.800 --> 0:10:13.600 they lose, and thank goodness, it's not me. Right now, 0:10:13.880 --> 0:10:16.240 we have Amy versus Lunchbox going on in the loser 0:10:16.320 --> 0:10:18.960 had to eat a KitKat with tartar sauce and it 0:10:19.040 --> 0:10:21.000 was disgusting, and the person who had to eat it, well, 0:10:21.040 --> 0:10:22.800 they kept acting like they were going to throw up. 0:10:22.800 --> 0:10:25.679 It was a whole situation, maybe a little dramatic. It's 0:10:25.760 --> 0:10:29.400 the most I've ever seen this person be dramatic, and 0:10:29.440 --> 0:10:32.920 that's saying a lot. Number five, the loser eats one 0:10:32.960 --> 0:10:36.080 of those KitKat bars you need to break off, covered 0:10:36.080 --> 0:10:41.880 in tartar sauce. Oh, Amy versus lunchbox. We'll ask questions 0:10:41.880 --> 0:10:44.719 to Amy the lunchbox. Those last questions the lunchbox and 0:10:44.760 --> 0:10:47.400 Amy knows whoever loses eats a KitKat dipped in tartar sauce. 0:10:49.040 --> 0:10:54.560 Still a KitKat, Guys, goule the rule the palette, there's 0:10:54.600 --> 0:10:57.400 no way around it. First, Amy, here, you're three questions. 0:10:58.800 --> 0:11:00.120 If you get it right, you get a point. If 0:11:00.160 --> 0:11:02.079 you miss that, Lunchbox gets to steal. And the thing 0:11:02.120 --> 0:11:03.760 is he'll probably get it right because his questions are 0:11:03.760 --> 0:11:06.720 meant for him. Amy. Name one team in the world 0:11:06.800 --> 0:11:11.560 series phillies. Correct. Wow, you had that story about the 0:11:11.720 --> 0:11:17.240 climbing on the poles. That's right. Amy Which way should 0:11:17.280 --> 0:11:22.960 lace's face on a football during a field goal? What 0:11:24.240 --> 0:11:25.920 when they snapped the ball to the holder and the 0:11:25.960 --> 0:11:27.800 holder puts it on the ground, which way should the 0:11:27.880 --> 0:11:33.520 laces face? I assume the goal away from the kicker's foot, 0:11:33.640 --> 0:11:36.800 so that way they don't kick the laces and it 0:11:36.880 --> 0:11:41.440 makes the ball go wonky laces out. I'll accept it. Okay. 0:11:41.520 --> 0:11:43.240 I don't know what they call it, but that's exactly 0:11:43.240 --> 0:11:45.720 what I said. That's not exactly what he said. It 0:11:45.760 --> 0:11:47.440 is what he said. Yeah, that's exactly what I said. 0:11:47.679 --> 0:11:55.080 What does RPMs mean on a vehicle? RPMs roads per mile, 0:11:56.240 --> 0:12:01.439 rope r RPMs race horse because RPMs you see that 0:12:01.440 --> 0:12:03.080 in your car? I know, I know. I feel like 0:12:03.080 --> 0:12:08.280 it's like speed, but it's like something. Say it again, 0:12:08.640 --> 0:12:16.440 rpm rpm okay, per mile per meter roads. Look at 0:12:16.440 --> 0:12:22.800 the R stands for rough horse road horse roads per 0:12:23.600 --> 0:12:25.400 You have a stroke? Are you okay? I don't know 0:12:25.400 --> 0:12:31.080 what's happening over there. I need answer. I'm thinking horsepower time. 0:12:31.200 --> 0:12:34.400 I don't know what I got. Lunchbox wants to steal it. 0:12:34.400 --> 0:12:38.120 Go ahead. I don't even know. You guys know RPM 0:12:38.120 --> 0:12:40.320 in your car, that right is right there when you 0:12:40.360 --> 0:12:48.920 when you gun it? I know, yeah, but I don't 0:12:48.960 --> 0:12:50.600 know what the R stands for. What do you think 0:12:50.600 --> 0:12:53.680 the P and M stands for? Per meter? Oh? But 0:12:53.800 --> 0:12:59.040 I don't know. I can't think of the race per 0:12:59.080 --> 0:13:01.160 meter because I like to race, want to do it? 0:13:01.160 --> 0:13:06.120 It is revolutions per minutes. Oh, I thought we got 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:09.920 the pyre the revolution of the cylinder. Well, Amy comes 0:13:09.920 --> 0:13:13.840 away with two points, lunch box, I'm gonna have tartar 0:13:13.880 --> 0:13:24.880 in my mouth. Mov m auv e mov mav. The 0:13:24.920 --> 0:13:27.440 color mostly related to what other color it's really known 0:13:27.480 --> 0:13:35.440 as another color. It looks like what color? Mov tan incorrect? Purple? Correct? 0:13:35.520 --> 0:13:38.360 How do you say it? Said it right? Yeah, you 0:13:38.440 --> 0:13:44.680 got it, moms, lunchbox. What's the name of the cosmetic 0:13:44.760 --> 0:13:50.440 used for darkening and thickening of the eyelashes? What? What's 0:13:50.480 --> 0:13:53.960 the name of the cosmetic used for darkening and thickening 0:13:54.080 --> 0:14:03.960 the eyelashes? Correct? U lunchbox. Good American is a fashion 0:14:04.040 --> 0:14:11.720 brand by what celebrity? Who's a Good American? Good American? 0:14:13.640 --> 0:14:19.120 Reese Witherspoon incorrect Gamy for the steal Chloe Kardashian correct, well, 0:14:19.160 --> 0:14:26.480 Amy wentz four to one. Break, give me a break, 0:14:26.800 --> 0:14:28.880 Break me up a piece of that kick cat bar 0:14:29.080 --> 0:14:34.200 with tartar sauce. There it is. Okay, So lunch Box, 0:14:34.280 --> 0:14:40.600 describe what's in front of you. Oh that's a dark chalk. 0:14:41.080 --> 0:14:45.600 Gave me a break, brake me off, just squirted it 0:14:45.680 --> 0:14:50.720 all over. Okay, okay, okay, Look it's like he dumped 0:14:50.720 --> 0:14:53.080 the whole bottle of tartar. Okay, but lunch box, do 0:14:53.080 --> 0:14:55.920 you like tartar sauce anyways? I don't like white? What? 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:02.840 Oh I smell? That is sour? You don't like anything 0:15:02.840 --> 0:15:07.520 white milk? Really? No condiments. I don't know why. Ranch 0:15:07.840 --> 0:15:10.200 never had it, blue cheese, never had it, tartar sauce, 0:15:10.280 --> 0:15:12.880 never had it. All right, let's party, come on, look 0:15:12.920 --> 0:15:15.520 at it. I'm gonna vomit. I can smell it. I'm 0:15:15.520 --> 0:15:22.440 gonna vomit. He rag me off a piece of Oh 0:15:22.560 --> 0:15:26.000 my gosh, when did your aversion to white condiments my 0:15:26.040 --> 0:15:28.960 whole life? Yeah, that's so weird. Ranch. When I worked 0:15:28.960 --> 0:15:30.960 at Jason's Deli, I'd had to do Ranch like fill 0:15:31.040 --> 0:15:32.440 up there and I would have had to turn my 0:15:32.440 --> 0:15:34.280 head away because I was gonna vomit on the salad bar. 0:15:36.040 --> 0:15:38.280 I would suggest you pick it out. I'm trying, man, 0:15:38.520 --> 0:15:41.520 all in there, I'm trying eating all the kit kat. Yeah, 0:15:41.520 --> 0:15:44.440 you eat the bar, the whole thing. Oh my god, 0:15:45.240 --> 0:15:54.200 you're dip it. You take a PARTI pretended a fish stick. 0:15:55.000 --> 0:15:57.080 I never dipped it. I just ate my fish sticks, 0:15:57.120 --> 0:16:04.600 plane ran, why go put it in? Hello, you gotta 0:16:04.600 --> 0:16:07.680 eat it, dude, I'm just holding his guys. I am 0:16:07.760 --> 0:16:10.120 so trying, like I'm not joking. This is really bad 0:16:10.200 --> 0:16:11.720 for me. What can we do to make this easier 0:16:11.760 --> 0:16:13.400 for you? Just be quiet? Okay? You want me to 0:16:13.400 --> 0:16:16.960 put in? Your mouth is ticking? Oh my gosh. Three, 0:16:17.520 --> 0:16:21.800 Oh I gotta do it. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh. 0:16:21.800 --> 0:16:25.240 I'm trying. Eddie quit touching, keeps taking his I want 0:16:25.280 --> 0:16:27.120 to see it just toward his mouth. They're dropping it 0:16:27.160 --> 0:16:29.880 back down because I start spelling it. Just don't smell it. Oh, 0:16:30.040 --> 0:16:33.960 I'm trying. Don't pretend it's red, okay, I doesn't make 0:16:33.960 --> 0:16:37.840 it any better? And orange? Yeah, and go and there 0:16:37.840 --> 0:16:39.400 he goes. Oh no, he stuck in his mouth. Pull 0:16:39.440 --> 0:16:40.840 it out. He took it out, put it back in. 0:16:41.080 --> 0:16:44.800 Just go oh, I got it in my mouth he did. 0:16:44.960 --> 0:16:49.240 Just go okay, there's one bye, eat it, don't spit it. 0:16:49.800 --> 0:16:54.160 You got it. Let's go. You got it. He's shaking 0:16:54.200 --> 0:16:59.840 like he's freezing. Oh what are you doing? Did this ease? 0:17:00.040 --> 0:17:03.680 Eat the other half like it's fair factor and you're 0:17:03.680 --> 0:17:09.480 on TV. It's all kicking his head back like you're 0:17:09.480 --> 0:17:10.760 on the act, like you're gonna get on the news. 0:17:13.600 --> 0:17:16.159 Stuck in. If you eat this next, Mike quickly, you 0:17:16.240 --> 0:17:19.000 might win the lottery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go chew it 0:17:19.680 --> 0:17:24.080 a second by a bunch of bo Just eat it, like, 0:17:25.680 --> 0:17:27.680 throw it back so that it'll fall to the back 0:17:27.720 --> 0:17:34.840 of taking his head. Why do you keep slinging in 0:17:34.880 --> 0:17:41.120 your head? Don't get it? Oh he's puking. Oh my god, 0:17:41.200 --> 0:17:44.280 just spit it out. This does not count. Okay, I 0:17:44.359 --> 0:17:45.600 tell you what. Eat the second half of the next 0:17:45.600 --> 0:17:53.480 twenty seconds we'll call it even I don't think he 0:17:53.600 --> 0:17:56.320 just put that right in my face. Second half, go 0:17:56.400 --> 0:18:01.320 get it there he goes in his mouth. Broat. Yeah, 0:18:05.119 --> 0:18:08.320 he's making me want to throw up too. Okay, let's go. 0:18:08.960 --> 0:18:15.240 He's like going into convulsions. Oh what did you just say, 0:18:15.720 --> 0:18:20.120 I'm I'm nune get out. He did it. He's gone, 0:18:20.480 --> 0:18:24.920 Do you need to go? He's okay ready, oh right here, Sorry, 0:18:25.480 --> 0:18:27.880 you guys act like he's on fire. Yeah, guys, he's fine. 0:18:27.880 --> 0:18:29.840 Everybody's running over to put him out of fine. Amy, 0:18:31.200 --> 0:18:34.439 he's not sick. He's not sick. Oh my goodness. Those 0:18:34.480 --> 0:18:36.640 are the nois he makes on a regular day. It's 0:18:36.680 --> 0:18:40.560 not as loud. Okay, good job, Amy, you're the winner. 0:18:41.240 --> 0:18:46.960 Thank you told millennial one more time to elder millennial. 0:18:47.040 --> 0:18:50.000 It's four to one right now, Amy, over good I 0:18:50.080 --> 0:18:52.000 get for winning the whole thing. You're gonna have a 0:18:52.080 --> 0:18:55.480 kick guy with Tartar. That is so gross. It's the 0:18:55.640 --> 0:19:02.080 best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. After 0:19:02.200 --> 0:19:04.920 we had the spinning Wheel segment a few weeks ago, 0:19:05.359 --> 0:19:08.520 Amy had to go and see the horror movie Terrified Too, 0:19:08.640 --> 0:19:11.840 before Halloween happened. It's a movie that apparently was making 0:19:11.880 --> 0:19:14.320 people pass out, puke, do all these things in the theater, 0:19:14.760 --> 0:19:16.840 and so she had to go watch it, review it, 0:19:16.960 --> 0:19:19.480 let us know what happened. And she finally gave that review. 0:19:19.840 --> 0:19:22.120 She saw it at the last moment because she really 0:19:22.200 --> 0:19:23.680 didn't want to go and see it, but she did it, 0:19:23.840 --> 0:19:26.840 completed the assignment, and her daughter went with her. So 0:19:27.240 --> 0:19:30.680 here's that entire story. Number four, Amy lost a game. 0:19:30.760 --> 0:19:32.800 She had to go watch this movie called Terrified. Two 0:19:33.119 --> 0:19:35.080 is two and a half hours. The movie apparently was 0:19:35.160 --> 0:19:37.080 so gory or so scary that people were passing out 0:19:37.080 --> 0:19:39.480 in the theater. People were vomiting in the theater. She 0:19:39.600 --> 0:19:41.160 did not want to go, but she went. So first 0:19:41.200 --> 0:19:45.840 of all, let's applaud her for following through with her Yeah, lost, 0:19:45.920 --> 0:19:47.800 you did it, good job, it's two and a half hours. 0:19:47.840 --> 0:19:50.680 Tell me the story, thanks, guys. So I decided to 0:19:50.760 --> 0:19:52.639 go and just out of the gatelet you know, I 0:19:52.680 --> 0:19:55.560 did take my daughter. You did take it. She's fifteen, 0:19:55.840 --> 0:19:59.840 and she brought her best friend, who was like, oh boy, 0:20:00.040 --> 0:20:03.480 oh yeah. Somehow you thought maybe no kids should go, 0:20:03.520 --> 0:20:05.160 and then all of a sudden, you have too. Yeah. 0:20:05.280 --> 0:20:07.880 Well they were begging me and I called her mom 0:20:08.040 --> 0:20:09.800 and she was already at her house. So I just, 0:20:10.080 --> 0:20:12.240 you know, like she was able. Did you tell the 0:20:12.320 --> 0:20:15.560 kids mom exactly how gory this movie was supposed to be? Yes? 0:20:15.720 --> 0:20:18.960 I even said, you know how rated are is like 0:20:19.200 --> 0:20:22.760 really bad? This is It's like the next one was 0:20:23.160 --> 0:20:28.320 seventeen seventeen. But like that's a sign. I don't know, 0:20:28.440 --> 0:20:30.600 movie Mike, what's the rating. It's like n C or 0:20:30.720 --> 0:20:36.120 in our or NC seventeen. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh yeah. 0:20:36.160 --> 0:20:39.359 I told her comment sense Media said absolutely not for kids. 0:20:39.960 --> 0:20:41.920 That's you know, a parental website that you go to 0:20:42.119 --> 0:20:44.560 to rate movies. Anyway, I took two teenagers with me 0:20:45.119 --> 0:20:47.440 and we walk in and we are the only people 0:20:47.600 --> 0:20:51.840 in the theater. Besides, it's an older man that was 0:20:51.920 --> 0:20:55.600 there alone. Weird. What was he doing? Oh? Mass, he 0:20:55.800 --> 0:20:58.359 was there watching the movie behind him, right, we were 0:20:58.400 --> 0:21:00.560 all on the same road because it was assigned. Don't 0:21:00.600 --> 0:21:05.320 look over wow. And there was a one point where 0:21:05.520 --> 0:21:11.600 I thought I was going to die because a killer. Yeah, 0:21:11.640 --> 0:21:14.040 I thought for sure. I was convinced in my brain 0:21:14.520 --> 0:21:16.840 that he was there to kill us, and that's the 0:21:16.920 --> 0:21:19.040 only reason why he was there. I'm here right now, 0:21:19.440 --> 0:21:23.080 I'm here now. Bought him off. Clearly, that was my 0:21:23.240 --> 0:21:26.040 imagination getting the best of me at this horror film. 0:21:26.359 --> 0:21:28.080