Speaker 1: It's the Best Bits of the Week with Morgan number two. Well,
Speaker 1: what is up? Everyone? Welcome to the Best Bits. This
Speaker 1: is Morgan. Though I may sound a little bit different
Speaker 1: this weekend because I actually came down with the flu.
Speaker 1: I'm starting to be on the upper end of it.
Speaker 1: But I am doing this from home and recorded the
Speaker 1: Best Bits with Eddie from home as well. From both
Speaker 1: of our homes. We did a little zoom Best Bits
Speaker 1: So Different edition make sure to check it out. Is
Speaker 1: full of fun chaos. But so if I sound a
Speaker 1: little different, I'm stuffy, and I'm also doing this from
Speaker 1: my home studio. Just wanted to give you the heads
Speaker 1: up in case you're like, what is happening. I'm not
Speaker 1: in a well somewhere. I promise, I'm just a little sick.
Speaker 1: But I still wanted the Best Bits to happen for y'all,
Speaker 1: So let's get this thing started coming in. At that
Speaker 1: number seven spot, I saw a guy steal an air
Speaker 1: fryer from Walmart, and y'all had so much stuff to
Speaker 1: say online about this, because apparently you've also witnessed people stealing,
Speaker 1: or you've had people steal in front of you. Just
Speaker 1: so many fun stories. So definitely check those out on
Speaker 1: our Bobby Bone Show social media. But here's the full
Speaker 1: story that it happened with the guy that I witnessed
Speaker 1: stealing this air fire from Walmart number seven. Hey Morgan,
Speaker 1: what happened to you at Walmart? Well? I was just
Speaker 1: minding my business doing some grocery shopping, and I see
Speaker 1: a guy kind of running through an aisle and he
Speaker 1: has an air frier in a grocery cart and then
Speaker 1: he just runs out the front door, just gone, we
Speaker 1: stole the air fire. Yeah, and all the alarm start
Speaker 1: beeping going off, but nobody ran after him. Was he
Speaker 1: rolling the cart or yeah, he was rolling a car.
Speaker 1: I had an air fire. I don't know why he
Speaker 1: didn't just carry it, But he had a grocery cart
Speaker 1: and he had the air frier in it, and he
Speaker 1: literally just straight up like ran out the door with it.
Speaker 1: Did they yell? They didn't run after him? Not a
Speaker 1: single person ran after him. I saw like the Greater
Speaker 1: kind of take down some notes. That was it. And
Speaker 1: then I see him getting his car and he just
Speaker 1: drove away. Did he have any sort of disguise on?
Speaker 1: He was in all black, but he didn't have anything
Speaker 1: on a day, comes in looking like a cat burglar, Like,
Speaker 1: I gotta feel this guy's gonna steals something. But he
Speaker 1: just ran out nothing, alarms go up, the alarms one
Speaker 1: off and everything. That's why I was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 1: he's just like in a hurry. No, he definitely stole
Speaker 1: because he just kept going. I want to say this first,
Speaker 1: I get it. Air friars are awesome. They're the best,
Speaker 1: the best. Who knew I could even make stuff? And
Speaker 1: so I do. You can put peaches in there. You
Speaker 1: can do salmon. You literally just go open it, little lid,
Speaker 1: lay it in there, put some partial on paper down,
Speaker 1: shut it done. You can put anything in there. Anything,
Speaker 1: you cook it all. I probably still want. Still I
Speaker 1: don't even understand what it is. He just cooks it
Speaker 1: using an air hot air. Remember the George Foreman girl
Speaker 1: had that revolution. I was cooking. Yeah, this is what
Speaker 1: the air friar does. Now, so I need to get
Speaker 1: one of those. Yes, you can make anything, it's crazy,
Speaker 1: it's faster. We do peaches. We grow peaches. You do
Speaker 1: the peaches and we cut them up and you do
Speaker 1: a little little drizzle on them, put a little almond
Speaker 1: on them. You got a pretty healthy snack. It's amazing,
Speaker 1: but we shouldn't steal, right guys, No, but you know
Speaker 1: why you put it in the cart though, Morgan. That way,
Speaker 1: if anybody gets anybody gets his way, he can ram them. Really,
Speaker 1: it's a lot easier to boom. You know that. I've
Speaker 1: worked in the industry, guys, the industry. Now it's a
Speaker 1: car guy. I mean, listen, there was a guy that
Speaker 1: they had three times at my Sam's Club. Came in,
Speaker 1: put a big screen TV on a flatbed and went
Speaker 1: out the back door like it emerged the accent and
Speaker 1: had someone waiting right there by. The times after time too,
Speaker 1: they didn't have someone going all right, John again, No,
Speaker 1: third time they caught them try to come back. I
Speaker 1: got them. Did you work loss prevention? No? I did not,
Speaker 1: But I've seen people get tackled. I've chased a couple
Speaker 1: of the before and gone trouble lost prevention, I know.
Speaker 1: But it was just this one couple came in. They
Speaker 1: they opened the laundry detergent. We're sticking things inside the
Speaker 1: laundry desergent and trying to just walk out. And I
Speaker 1: chased them all the way through the parking lot, through
Speaker 1: the Hooters parking lot, Burlington coat factory up into the
Speaker 1: woods and Joel got stung by two bees when we
Speaker 1: were chasing them. Classic Joel, I'm all right, and we
Speaker 1: got and we got in trouble for chasing them. You
Speaker 1: can't fire. No, but they were like what are you thinking?
Speaker 1: Where They liked it, but really they were like thank you. No,
Speaker 1: They're like I could have gotten shot. And I was like, well, Joel, Joels,
Speaker 1: I do was it scary to you? Yeah? Well I
Speaker 1: kind of looked around to see if anybody was gonna
Speaker 1: do anything about it, and everybody then just went about
Speaker 1: their business like it was totally normal. Probably is kind
Speaker 1: of normal. Yeah, happens at two things. I want to say. One,
Speaker 1: air frys are awesome. I get it. But two, don't steal,
Speaker 1: right guys, Yeah, down steal. It's the best Bits of
Speaker 1: the Week with Morgan. Number two. Another hilarious bit this week,
Speaker 1: Lunchboxes cousin called him ahead of her wedding about the
Speaker 1: speech that he thought he needed to make because he
Speaker 1: was a celebrity. Well she called him and kind of
Speaker 1: shut down all of that and kind of put him
Speaker 1: in his place a little bit. And honestly, I loved it.
Speaker 1: It was a great phone call. Lunchbox didn't but it
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. So here it is number six, Lunchbox.
Speaker 1: You went to your cousin's wedding over the weekend. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was back in Austin. She got married. It was
Speaker 1: out by the lake, it was it was nice wedding.
Speaker 1: Were you guys close as cousins or I mean close
Speaker 1: as in she's like four years five years younger than me,
Speaker 1: So yeah, we're close. We lived, run on the street
Speaker 1: from each other, so I would say semi close. You
Speaker 1: e her text once every six months. I'm closer to
Speaker 1: her brother. Okay, do you ever talking on the phone?
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, no, I don't think I've talked to
Speaker 1: her on the phone in twenty years. You give her
Speaker 1: a message you're on Facebook, because you do that all
Speaker 1: morning long. No, she's not really on Facebook. Not really
Speaker 1: on Facebook. She's not much of a facebooker. So you're
Speaker 1: not super close to her. Yeah, I guess when you said, now,
Speaker 1: now that you laid it out, not that close. So
Speaker 1: you went to her wedding, and this is the wedding
Speaker 1: you said, Hey, should I deliver a speech? Yes? Because
Speaker 1: leading up to it, I'm like, man, I'm a celebrity.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be there. I know that her friends probably
Speaker 1: know that I'm on the radio. And by the way,
Speaker 1: if you're new to the show, we don't think he's
Speaker 1: a celebrity. If this is the first time you're turning
Speaker 1: the show on, we don't all feel like we're celebrities.
Speaker 1: And we laugh at him when he says that. But
Speaker 1: just want to say that, but go ahead. And I
Speaker 1: feel like when celebrities go to weddings, they are kind
Speaker 1: of pressured into giving a speech. Everyone is sitting around going, hey,
Speaker 1: when is that celebrity gonna get up give up a speech?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, man, everybody's gonna look at me all night?
Speaker 1: When am I gonna give a speech? So? Did you
Speaker 1: want it to be something funny, something poignet? Oh, something funny,
Speaker 1: something fun about you or her, her and our relationship?
Speaker 1: Just lighthearted about the funny, a little lighthearted, you know,
Speaker 1: just kind of get everybody laughing. Because sometimes the speech
Speaker 1: is from the bride or the what are they called
Speaker 1: mate of honor and rooms man, yes, yes, man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they are kind of serious and they try to be
Speaker 1: funny and they're not funny because they're not really professionals
Speaker 1: professional Yeah, okay, so did you have any planned? I
Speaker 1: had a little bit in my head and then I
Speaker 1: was just going to kind of roll with it. That's
Speaker 1: always dangerous. Okay, So what clip do I have here? Ah?
Speaker 1: This is the wedding? Okay, here we go. This is
Speaker 1: a clip from I guess the Bride. So it's not lunchbox. Oh,
Speaker 1: it's not a clip from right. You're supposed to just
Speaker 1: hit it, and that's the whole anticipation because then they
Speaker 1: react when they hear it's not me, goodness, just hit
Speaker 1: the clip. So right, this is the bride? Correct? Okay,
Speaker 1: go ahead. We are so so happy that you're coming
Speaker 1: to the wedding tonight. We know you're super busy and
Speaker 1: really means a lot that you're coming. I've heard some
Speaker 1: rumblings that you wanted to give a speech tonight, or
Speaker 1: that you think you need to give a speech because
Speaker 1: you're kind of a big deal celebrity, and I just
Speaker 1: wanted to say that, while again so glad that you'll
Speaker 1: be there to celebrate us today, I'd really rather leave
Speaker 1: the speeches to the maid of honor and the best man,
Speaker 1: so there's no need for you to get up and
Speaker 1: give a speech, because today is not about you. You
Speaker 1: can just sit back and enjoy the celebration. Huh. That
Speaker 1: was on a Saturday afternoon. I got that from my cousin.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, send me that, and I was like, oh, okay,
Speaker 1: So that was her saying please don't. I feel like
Speaker 1: she even had to like plan it out and write
Speaker 1: it down and she's like reading it so that she
Speaker 1: just doesn't fumble or make him feel bad. She was
Speaker 1: just very to the point I'm surprised at then she
Speaker 1: didn't go, you know what, you don't have to come.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about all right, So you didn't give a speech.
Speaker 1: I didn't got to give a speech. Man, How depressing
Speaker 1: is it? What are you going to say? I was
Speaker 1: just gonna talk about Sue Heck getting married, you know,
Speaker 1: like Sue he from the middle, okay, I it's the
Speaker 1: TV show and she was like always the nerdy girl
Speaker 1: with yeah because we always called my cousin Sue Heck okay,
Speaker 1: And so I was just gonna talk about her and
Speaker 1: how Sue Heck is here. Oh yeah, yeah. I knew
Speaker 1: everybody here wanted to hear from the celebrity. That's hey,
Speaker 1: oh you gotta sit down. No standing ovation yet, let
Speaker 1: him finish. Here he is lunchbox. Hey, take a microphone. Hey, Jessica, Corey.
Speaker 1: We are so happy for you, you know, and some
Speaker 1: people call you Jessica us the family we call you
Speaker 1: Sue Heck. It's amazing to see you blossom from this
Speaker 1: nerdy girl in school that didn't have any boys chasing
Speaker 1: after her to this guy, Corey that saw you with
Speaker 1: one swipe on bumble and you guys fell in love
Speaker 1: hiking across America. And we're just glad that someone took
Speaker 1: Sue Heck off our hands because we were worried that
Speaker 1: she was gonna be lonely in her whole life. But nope,
Speaker 1: she found you, Corey. So congratulations, cheers to many years.
Speaker 1: Let's drink. Huh, when are you gonna put in the
Speaker 1: funny parts later? What do you mean there's nothing fun there? Yeah,
Speaker 1: And you had to set up suecor Nent. The people
Speaker 1: wouldn't have known her what We have no ideas and
Speaker 1: and I would And I had an inside stories about
Speaker 1: when I was over at their house one time, me
Speaker 1: and her brother and her were going to the park
Speaker 1: and I was older. I was supposed to be babysitting
Speaker 1: quote unquote, and I had him in the wagon and
Speaker 1: we were going down the hill and I should have
Speaker 1: let him get out at the top of the hill,
Speaker 1: and I didn't, and I lost control of the wagon.
Speaker 1: They crashed in the middle of the road. I was
Speaker 1: gonna talk about that. I mean, there was gonna be
Speaker 1: some inside stories, but I figured everybody on the radio
Speaker 1: don't want to hear about my inside stories. People at
Speaker 1: the wedding. Yeah, good point. Well, wedding was nice. Wedding
Speaker 1: was nice, it was fun, it was outdoors. It was
Speaker 1: awkward when you saw her him and she low key
Speaker 1: told you shut up a little bit. Yeah, a little bit.
Speaker 1: I was like, dang man, she doesn't appreciate the celebrity
Speaker 1: being here. But I did have a couple of people
Speaker 1: come up to me and want to take pictures. We
Speaker 1: congratulations to the Hecks. Yeah, the Hecks. They did it,
Speaker 1: sue Heck, guys, that Malcolm in the middle, No dumb
Speaker 1: middle middle. I don't know this. Yeah. Ray Romano's Wife's
Speaker 1: on there. Yeah, okay, anyway, it's the best bits of
Speaker 1: the week with Morgan number two. It's always an interesting
Speaker 1: game when somebody has to eat something really disgusting when
Speaker 1: they lose, and thank goodness, it's not me. Right now,
Speaker 1: we have Amy versus Lunchbox going on in the loser
Speaker 1: had to eat a KitKat with tartar sauce and it
Speaker 1: was disgusting, and the person who had to eat it, well,
Speaker 1: they kept acting like they were going to throw up.
Speaker 1: It was a whole situation, maybe a little dramatic. It's
Speaker 1: the most I've ever seen this person be dramatic, and
Speaker 1: that's saying a lot. Number five, the loser eats one
Speaker 1: of those KitKat bars you need to break off, covered
Speaker 1: in tartar sauce. Oh, Amy versus lunchbox. We'll ask questions
Speaker 1: to Amy the lunchbox. Those last questions the lunchbox and
Speaker 1: Amy knows whoever loses eats a KitKat dipped in tartar sauce.
Speaker 1: Still a KitKat, Guys, goule the rule the palette, there's
Speaker 1: no way around it. First, Amy, here, you're three questions.
Speaker 1: If you get it right, you get a point. If
Speaker 1: you miss that, Lunchbox gets to steal. And the thing
Speaker 1: is he'll probably get it right because his questions are
Speaker 1: meant for him. Amy. Name one team in the world
Speaker 1: series phillies. Correct. Wow, you had that story about the
Speaker 1: climbing on the poles. That's right. Amy Which way should
Speaker 1: lace's face on a football during a field goal? What
Speaker 1: when they snapped the ball to the holder and the
Speaker 1: holder puts it on the ground, which way should the
Speaker 1: laces face? I assume the goal away from the kicker's foot,
Speaker 1: so that way they don't kick the laces and it
Speaker 1: makes the ball go wonky laces out. I'll accept it. Okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know what they call it, but that's exactly
Speaker 1: what I said. That's not exactly what he said. It
Speaker 1: is what he said. Yeah, that's exactly what I said.
Speaker 1: What does RPMs mean on a vehicle? RPMs roads per mile,
Speaker 1: rope r RPMs race horse because RPMs you see that
Speaker 1: in your car? I know, I know. I feel like
Speaker 1: it's like speed, but it's like something. Say it again,
Speaker 1: rpm rpm okay, per mile per meter roads. Look at
Speaker 1: the R stands for rough horse road horse roads per
Speaker 1: You have a stroke? Are you okay? I don't know
Speaker 1: what's happening over there. I need answer. I'm thinking horsepower time.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I got. Lunchbox wants to steal it.
Speaker 1: Go ahead. I don't even know. You guys know RPM
Speaker 1: in your car, that right is right there when you
Speaker 1: when you gun it? I know, yeah, but I don't
Speaker 1: know what the R stands for. What do you think
Speaker 1: the P and M stands for? Per meter? Oh? But
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't think of the race per
Speaker 1: meter because I like to race, want to do it?
Speaker 1: It is revolutions per minutes. Oh, I thought we got
Speaker 1: the pyre the revolution of the cylinder. Well, Amy comes
Speaker 1: away with two points, lunch box, I'm gonna have tartar
Speaker 1: in my mouth. Mov m auv e mov mav. The
Speaker 1: color mostly related to what other color it's really known
Speaker 1: as another color. It looks like what color? Mov tan incorrect? Purple? Correct?
Speaker 1: How do you say it? Said it right? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: got it, moms, lunchbox. What's the name of the cosmetic
Speaker 1: used for darkening and thickening of the eyelashes? What? What's
Speaker 1: the name of the cosmetic used for darkening and thickening
Speaker 1: the eyelashes? Correct? U lunchbox. Good American is a fashion
Speaker 1: brand by what celebrity? Who's a Good American? Good American?
Speaker 1: Reese Witherspoon incorrect Gamy for the steal Chloe Kardashian correct, well,
Speaker 1: Amy wentz four to one. Break, give me a break,
Speaker 1: Break me up a piece of that kick cat bar
Speaker 1: with tartar sauce. There it is. Okay, So lunch Box,
Speaker 1: describe what's in front of you. Oh that's a dark chalk.
Speaker 1: Gave me a break, brake me off, just squirted it
Speaker 1: all over. Okay, okay, okay, Look it's like he dumped
Speaker 1: the whole bottle of tartar. Okay, but lunch box, do
Speaker 1: you like tartar sauce anyways? I don't like white? What?
Speaker 1: Oh I smell? That is sour? You don't like anything
Speaker 1: white milk? Really? No condiments. I don't know why. Ranch
Speaker 1: never had it, blue cheese, never had it, tartar sauce,
Speaker 1: never had it. All right, let's party, come on, look
Speaker 1: at it. I'm gonna vomit. I can smell it. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna vomit. He rag me off a piece of Oh
Speaker 1: my gosh, when did your aversion to white condiments my
Speaker 1: whole life? Yeah, that's so weird. Ranch. When I worked
Speaker 1: at Jason's Deli, I'd had to do Ranch like fill
Speaker 1: up there and I would have had to turn my
Speaker 1: head away because I was gonna vomit on the salad bar.
Speaker 1: I would suggest you pick it out. I'm trying, man,
Speaker 1: all in there, I'm trying eating all the kit kat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you eat the bar, the whole thing. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: you're dip it. You take a PARTI pretended a fish stick.
Speaker 1: I never dipped it. I just ate my fish sticks,
Speaker 1: plane ran, why go put it in? Hello, you gotta
Speaker 1: eat it, dude, I'm just holding his guys. I am
Speaker 1: so trying, like I'm not joking. This is really bad
Speaker 1: for me. What can we do to make this easier
Speaker 1: for you? Just be quiet? Okay? You want me to
Speaker 1: put in? Your mouth is ticking? Oh my gosh. Three,
Speaker 1: Oh I gotta do it. Oh my gosh, Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Eddie quit touching, keeps taking his I want
Speaker 1: to see it just toward his mouth. They're dropping it
Speaker 1: back down because I start spelling it. Just don't smell it. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm trying. Don't pretend it's red, okay, I doesn't make
Speaker 1: it any better? And orange? Yeah, and go and there
Speaker 1: he goes. Oh no, he stuck in his mouth. Pull
Speaker 1: it out. He took it out, put it back in.
Speaker 1: Just go oh, I got it in my mouth he did.
Speaker 1: Just go okay, there's one bye, eat it, don't spit it.
Speaker 1: You got it. Let's go. You got it. He's shaking
Speaker 1: like he's freezing. Oh what are you doing? Did this ease?
Speaker 1: Eat the other half like it's fair factor and you're
Speaker 1: on TV. It's all kicking his head back like you're
Speaker 1: on the act, like you're gonna get on the news.
Speaker 1: Stuck in. If you eat this next, Mike quickly, you
Speaker 1: might win the lottery. Yeah, yeah, yeah, go chew it
Speaker 1: a second by a bunch of bo Just eat it, like,
Speaker 1: throw it back so that it'll fall to the back
Speaker 1: of taking his head. Why do you keep slinging in
Speaker 1: your head? Don't get it? Oh he's puking. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: just spit it out. This does not count. Okay, I
Speaker 1: tell you what. Eat the second half of the next
Speaker 1: twenty seconds we'll call it even I don't think he
Speaker 1: just put that right in my face. Second half, go
Speaker 1: get it there he goes in his mouth. Broat. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's making me want to throw up too. Okay, let's go.
Speaker 1: He's like going into convulsions. Oh what did you just say,
Speaker 1: I'm I'm nune get out. He did it. He's gone,
Speaker 1: Do you need to go? He's okay ready, oh right here, Sorry,
Speaker 1: you guys act like he's on fire. Yeah, guys, he's fine.
Speaker 1: Everybody's running over to put him out of fine. Amy,
Speaker 1: he's not sick. He's not sick. Oh my goodness. Those
Speaker 1: are the nois he makes on a regular day. It's
Speaker 1: not as loud. Okay, good job, Amy, you're the winner.
Speaker 1: Thank you told millennial one more time to elder millennial.
Speaker 1: It's four to one right now, Amy, over good I
Speaker 1: get for winning the whole thing. You're gonna have a
Speaker 1: kick guy with Tartar. That is so gross. It's the
Speaker 1: best bits of the week with Morgan. Number two. After
Speaker 1: we had the spinning Wheel segment a few weeks ago,
Speaker 1: Amy had to go and see the horror movie Terrified Too,
Speaker 1: before Halloween happened. It's a movie that apparently was making
Speaker 1: people pass out, puke, do all these things in the theater,
Speaker 1: and so she had to go watch it, review it,
Speaker 1: let us know what happened. And she finally gave that review.
Speaker 1: She saw it at the last moment because she really
Speaker 1: didn't want to go and see it, but she did it,
Speaker 1: completed the assignment, and her daughter went with her. So
Speaker 1: here's that entire story. Number four, Amy lost a game.
Speaker 1: She had to go watch this movie called Terrified. Two
Speaker 1: is two and a half hours. The movie apparently was
Speaker 1: so gory or so scary that people were passing out
Speaker 1: in the theater. People were vomiting in the theater. She
Speaker 1: did not want to go, but she went. So first
Speaker 1: of all, let's applaud her for following through with her Yeah, lost,
Speaker 1: you did it, good job, it's two and a half hours.
Speaker 1: Tell me the story, thanks, guys. So I decided to
Speaker 1: go and just out of the gatelet you know, I
Speaker 1: did take my daughter. You did take it. She's fifteen,
Speaker 1: and she brought her best friend, who was like, oh boy,
Speaker 1: oh yeah. Somehow you thought maybe no kids should go,
Speaker 1: and then all of a sudden, you have too. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well they were begging me and I called her mom
Speaker 1: and she was already at her house. So I just,
Speaker 1: you know, like she was able. Did you tell the
Speaker 1: kids mom exactly how gory this movie was supposed to be? Yes?
Speaker 1: I even said, you know how rated are is like
Speaker 1: really bad? This is It's like the next one was
Speaker 1: seventeen seventeen. But like that's a sign. I don't know,
Speaker 1: movie Mike, what's the rating. It's like n C or
Speaker 1: in our or NC seventeen. Yeah, yeah, okay, uh yeah.
Speaker 1: I told her comment sense Media said absolutely not for kids.
Speaker 1: That's you know, a parental website that you go to
Speaker 1: to rate movies. Anyway, I took two teenagers with me
Speaker 1: and we walk in and we are the only people
Speaker 1: in the theater. Besides, it's an older man that was
Speaker 1: there alone. Weird. What was he doing? Oh? Mass, he
Speaker 1: was there watching the movie behind him, right, we were
Speaker 1: all on the same road because it was assigned. Don't
Speaker 1: look over wow. And there was a one point where
Speaker 1: I thought I was going to die because a killer. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought for sure. I was convinced in my brain
Speaker 1: that he was there to kill us, and that's the
Speaker 1: only reason why he was there. I'm here right now,
Speaker 1: I'm here now. Bought him off. Clearly, that was my
Speaker 1: imagination getting the best of me at this horror film.
Speaker 1: But I was like, why is this man here? And
Speaker 1: then he was smiling like the whole movie. It was
Speaker 1: very bizarre watch him or the movie, all of it, Like,
Speaker 1: I don't know There was times where I was looking
Speaker 1: away because it was so gruesome, and so I just
Speaker 1: went ahead and I asked my daughter some questions once
Speaker 1: we got in the car. I don't want to get
Speaker 1: to those you. I want to know your takeaways. You
Speaker 1: watch it? Did you ever want to throw up? I never?
Speaker 1: I mean I think that there if I would have
Speaker 1: kept watching. But there are times where I had to
Speaker 1: like cover my eyes because it was so gruesome, corny, disgusting. Yes,
Speaker 1: it was very corny, but a little bit too much.
Speaker 1: Like let me just tell you one example. There was
Speaker 1: a man in the clown came over and started stabbing
Speaker 1: him in the door. Can't say all that on the show. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's even That's like that right there sums up
Speaker 1: the two and a half hours that I watched. It
Speaker 1: was a bunch of That was her worst part. This
Speaker 1: was hands down the worst movie I've ever seen in
Speaker 1: my life. Ever scared. I mean yes, I h yes.
Speaker 1: There were times where I jumped and then my daughter
Speaker 1: would just laugh at me, and I'm like, what I
Speaker 1: will say, I jumped and then, But most of my
Speaker 1: fear came from the man watching the movie with us
Speaker 1: a lot. What if he just is in every movie.
Speaker 1: They do that just to scare people. Oh yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm okay. Here's Amy asking her daughter if she liked
Speaker 1: the movie. Yes, okay, it was good and the quality
Speaker 1: of the film was not that good, but that was good.
Speaker 1: It was like cheaply produced, yeah, she she I think
Speaker 1: at one point, this was when I wasn't recording her,
Speaker 1: she was like, was that low budget? I'm like, I
Speaker 1: don't know. I hear as you asking her if she
Speaker 1: was scared. No, it was not like scary. It was
Speaker 1: just like more gruesome and scary. I thought I saw
Speaker 1: a piece of chicken, and I did, and her her
Speaker 1: blow up head looked like taco soup. Yeah. And then
Speaker 1: can other kids see it? She asked her, who, like,
Speaker 1: imagine Stevens not Stevens, not Stevenson me because he will
Speaker 1: literally wake me up and to put him to better.
Speaker 1: And I'm not okay with that. All right, what do
Speaker 1: you review? What do you rate it? Review it? What's
Speaker 1: the lowest score? Zero? Okay? Zero? Zero clowns out of five? Okay,
Speaker 1: don't worry. She gave it to two clowns out of five.
Speaker 1: All right, I mean, no, you're not one? Never can
Speaker 1: you give me the plant in fifteen seconds. We actually,
Speaker 1: my daughter and I were discussing that there was no plot.
Speaker 1: She thinks it would have been better if it had
Speaker 1: more of a storyline. Um, okay, there's a girl. I
Speaker 1: mean also, this is Terrified two. I didn't see Terrifier one,
Speaker 1: so I think we were confused because we didn't know
Speaker 1: what happened in the first one. I think it's that deep. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but basically, there's this clown that just goes around killing everybody.
Speaker 1: I don't know why he does. Do you know why
Speaker 1: the terrifying clown terrifies people? Now? It never says it's
Speaker 1: not even a one and he even at one point
Speaker 1: kidnapped a girl. What's happening? They just start They just
Speaker 1: starts killing with no backstory. Weird. I demanded a prequel. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And he has a little girl clown that looks like him.
Speaker 1: She's just as evil and scary, but she's a girl. Spoiler.
Speaker 1: Is that his daughter or was it? I don't know.
Speaker 1: Thank Do you feel like you have grown from this? No?
Speaker 1: I wasted time there, but it is what it is.
Speaker 1: I lose a game. I pay the bet boom. What's
Speaker 1: your daughter dressed for? Halloween. How did that end? She
Speaker 1: was a reindeer? Oh in a onesie. We went from
Speaker 1: sexy pirate to reindeer onesie and I couldn't be more pleased.
Speaker 1: I didn't even have to say anything. It's just I
Speaker 1: guess a bunch of kids were talking at school about
Speaker 1: how day we're gonna just wear onesies and problems solved.
Speaker 1: It was a miracle from above. Easy pez. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: I know. I was like, Wow, we stress about a
Speaker 1: lot of things that just end up working themselves out,
Speaker 1: just like the movie. That's right, it was an awesome movie.
Speaker 1: Now I've heard it. Five clowns. It's the best bits
Speaker 1: of the week with Morgan number two. Some controversy going on.
Speaker 1: Apparently there's some people wanting to cancel Bobby over a
Speaker 1: comedy routine that he did at his comedically inspirational show
Speaker 1: in Nashville. It was over the CMAS and some country
Speaker 1: artists were mentioned. There's a whole thing, and like I said,
Speaker 1: I'm the best bits with Eddie. I'm not gonna get
Speaker 1: into it. I don't want to be involved. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna lay this out here. You guys can hear him
Speaker 1: explain it, him talk about it and he'll let you
Speaker 1: know all the details. He's also given updates on his
Speaker 1: TikTok about the situation, so you can check that out too.
Speaker 1: Number three show And in the comedy show about a
Speaker 1: week and a half ago, I said, Hey, if I
Speaker 1: were hosting the CMAS, this would be my monologue. They've
Speaker 1: never let me host the CMA, so I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: do it now. And about a thousand people in the crowd,
Speaker 1: and they were awesome, and we just acted like we
Speaker 1: were at the CMAS to put all the all the
Speaker 1: digital boards. I came out introduction and I just started
Speaker 1: going in and I started making fun out of everybody,
Speaker 1: and not malicious, but I just being hilarious. I thought hilarious.
Speaker 1: And so somebody recorded it from the crowd and they'd
Speaker 1: sent it to a few people, and I started to
Speaker 1: get some threats and like, hey, if you release this
Speaker 1: either physically or we're going to cancel you. La la
Speaker 1: la la la. So I haven't released it. I've released
Speaker 1: a couple of the jokes that were tame on my
Speaker 1: TikTok at mister Bobby Bones, but I want to get
Speaker 1: our boss on who's head of all the country music
Speaker 1: and get his feedback, because I just sent him the
Speaker 1: video to watch, like fifteen minutes ago. He hadn't seen it. All. Right,
Speaker 1: this is Rod Phillips, the head of country music here.
Speaker 1: You watched the video, which you think number one? I
Speaker 1: mean it's funny, Yeah, yeah, thank you for sure. I
Speaker 1: don't know where this conversation is going. Let's start with
Speaker 1: it's funny, and there's other comments commentary, But what's up
Speaker 1: if I released the whole video? Am I going to
Speaker 1: be canceled? Canceled? No? But there's definitely some insider stuff
Speaker 1: that is sort of you know, we know about things
Speaker 1: because we hear about things that maybe isn't just top
Speaker 1: of mind, even if you're a massive country fan that
Speaker 1: you know exactly what that's about. I mean, you think
Speaker 1: I shared things that the general public doesn't know in
Speaker 1: my comedy act when talking about country artists. Probably didn't
Speaker 1: share things they don't know, but probably not things they
Speaker 1: take of, depending on which you know which artists you
Speaker 1: sort of let's call it made fun of. I mean,
Speaker 1: and look, my mentality is let's all make fun of
Speaker 1: all of each other all the time. So I'm fine
Speaker 1: with it, but not everybody is fine with it, which
Speaker 1: is probably your concern about did it dig too far
Speaker 1: in some of the some of the jokes and are
Speaker 1: people going to get get upset about it? If I
Speaker 1: were to do that and I was hosting the CMAS,
Speaker 1: would it not be the funniest CMA monologue in the
Speaker 1: history of the CMA monologue. Listen, I'll go back to
Speaker 1: the beginning. I mean, it was legit funny. I think
Speaker 1: that with this DMA show there's a lot of that
Speaker 1: where they trust on people and the hair stuff, and
Speaker 1: some of those comments are natural. There were others that
Speaker 1: probably went deeper that not everybody would think was funny
Speaker 1: if it was them so funny and right, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I'm okay. I like people making fun of me
Speaker 1: because I feel like if anyone takes a few minutes
Speaker 1: to make fun of me on a stage, that means
Speaker 1: I'm important enough to be made fun of. And this town,
Speaker 1: this this format takes us a way too seriously, don't
Speaker 1: we agree? Everybody? Yeah, it's like old crotchets that are
Speaker 1: twenty five to forty years old. That being said, which
Speaker 1: artists do you think I probably went a little too
Speaker 1: hard on in your opinion? Well, the stuff that probably
Speaker 1: won't go over well if you're that person. The chase
Speaker 1: go probably at gl and the rest of it I
Speaker 1: think was fine. I might be forgetting one. Those are
Speaker 1: the two that stand out. You agree with me? By
Speaker 1: the way, I am serious, Like, um, I feel the
Speaker 1: one I was most and I was just gonna put
Speaker 1: it out and just deal with consequences. But like eighty
Speaker 1: people are like no, no, And then I started to go,
Speaker 1: people going, hey, we're gonna leak it and you're gonna
Speaker 1: get in trouble. But the Morgan wall and joke at
Speaker 1: the beginning I didn't think was over the line, but
Speaker 1: I thought it would definitely stir some people up. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that might be one that feels you know, too soon.
Speaker 1: I like that. It's funny. Yeah, I like that it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Um, so what do you think if I
Speaker 1: just released the whole video? Well, let me ask this,
Speaker 1: where does it live now? Like, isn't it nowhere? No? No, no.
Speaker 1: Somebody has a recording from the show and it's been
Speaker 1: spread around. So I said, okay, well I somebody's gonna
Speaker 1: have it and threatened me to release it. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: produce my own version of it, and if it ever
Speaker 1: gets released, I'm just gonna load mine up instead. And
Speaker 1: if they have to watch, at least I can watch
Speaker 1: it in full context with camera angles and laughs and stuff.
Speaker 1: Do you think I should release it? Yes? Or no? Man? Now,
Speaker 1: I'm now you put me out of the spot. If
Speaker 1: you were me, would you put it out? Has everybody
Speaker 1: else voted? Um? No? I never asked them because they're
Speaker 1: all gonna say yes. They just want to. They just
Speaker 1: they wanted to see Rome burn, So um not burn.
Speaker 1: Just have a little fun. Listen, you just asked me
Speaker 1: If I were you, would I put it out? If
Speaker 1: I were you, I would put it out. But but
Speaker 1: that's my job, is are you? Are we sure? Are
Speaker 1: we sure? That's where as you go. You should put
Speaker 1: it out? But should we put it out? Is it?
Speaker 1: It's funny? But everybody knows you're funny? So what's the
Speaker 1: goal putting it out? Um? To highlight DMA? Probably not
Speaker 1: to to you know, take the next step to host DMA?
Speaker 1: Probably not? It does it help? So? Man, is the
Speaker 1: top one we need an answer? You're known for your decisions.
Speaker 1: You're one of the highest ranking executives in the company.
Speaker 1: You are often credited for making quick decisions at an
Speaker 1: elite level. I've heard that yes constantly. That's what is
Speaker 1: Wikipedia says, what do you say yes or no? In
Speaker 1: my in my role? And it's it's a it's a
Speaker 1: great spot in our country, a giant thing we have
Speaker 1: to pay attention to. So I have to I have
Speaker 1: to be more politically correct and say, don't put it out.
Speaker 1: But if I'm Bobby, because you could be a little
Speaker 1: more dansparent and it's a little more personal, you can
Speaker 1: put it out. I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I wouldn't say, yeah,
Speaker 1: let's put that out. Okay. I think he's saying put
Speaker 1: it out. He's sending a message that says, Bobby, put
Speaker 1: it out yourself. But I can't be on air saying that. Yes,
Speaker 1: he is saying that. Stretched now we're now, we're stretching. Okay,
Speaker 1: this is our I'll let you go. I know you
Speaker 1: got a lot of big decisions to make, your high
Speaker 1: ranking executive making a lot of decisions. I'm holding up
Speaker 1: time right now. But so what you're saying is wink quink, nudge, nudge,
Speaker 1: And I got I hear it. I hear the wink
Speaker 1: quink nudge dust of the phone. What I'm saying is,
Speaker 1: if I'm not having a bad part of my day
Speaker 1: to day, I'm gonna go back and watch the video.
Speaker 1: It's funny. Okay, it's funny. There is he said, no officially,
Speaker 1: we heard him. Okay, So anyway, that's Rod Phillips are
Speaker 1: our big balls. All right, Rod, thank you very much.
Speaker 1: I hope you have an awesome day. Okay, Well, have
Speaker 1: a great day. Thank you for your time. All right,
Speaker 1: there is all right? Well, so what are you gonna do?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I come off confused. I know you
Speaker 1: know what to do. No, I think I think it
Speaker 1: does help the CMAS one, Yeah, you're talking about Cmas
Speaker 1: are coming up in a few days. I think it's
Speaker 1: the greatest promotion ever. Secondly, I think it I probably
Speaker 1: doesn't help me host it, but who cares. I don't
Speaker 1: never let me host it anyway it might What if
Speaker 1: somebody listening is like, it's so blackballed me already. You
Speaker 1: can't get any worse. What's a difference, right right? You
Speaker 1: can only go up from it. Do you know what
Speaker 1: I say? Put it out? Put it out, put it
Speaker 1: out out. Hold on, I'm thinking of the people that
Speaker 1: if you're the person, if you really can't take a
Speaker 1: joke like in their feelings or hurt me up other people. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's what because hurt people. Hurt people. Yeah yeah, and
Speaker 1: I don't want to be hurt by it. I'm sure
Speaker 1: the Internet has said worse things about them than than this.
Speaker 1: This isn't bad. I'm just poking for right, That's what
Speaker 1: I'm saying. So I love that disclaimer. This is just
Speaker 1: a joke. Nope, well that yeah, it's called comedy. It's
Speaker 1: just a joke. It's the best bits of the week
Speaker 1: with Morgan number two. And then there was some drama
Speaker 1: on the show this week. We crowned a new employee
Speaker 1: of the Month for October, and let's just say somebody
Speaker 1: was not happy per usual, and no it wasn't me.
Speaker 1: I did not win, was not part of this. As
Speaker 1: you also here in our conversation with Eddie. Neither one
Speaker 1: of us won, but it was down to two people,
Speaker 1: and there was drama that went down after the crowning
Speaker 1: of Employee of a month. Not only did somebody choose
Speaker 1: to block a person from Employee of the Month for
Speaker 1: three months going forward, but there was also drama that
Speaker 1: ensued after that, just a whole lot of drama. And
Speaker 1: you know, I'm just over here sip and tea number two.
Speaker 1: Everybody wants to be employee of the month, not only
Speaker 1: because it's the prestige, but because this will called hard cash.
Speaker 1: You have the opportunity to actually win one hundred and
Speaker 1: fifty dollars well, because if it lands on fifty, you
Speaker 1: can have that money. But lands and spend again times
Speaker 1: three and then lands on fifty. Oh my god, I
Speaker 1: have that money. Amazing. Who do you thinks employed the month?
Speaker 1: If I'm just asking you this month? I honestly, have
Speaker 1: you ever been employed the months? I have not? Oh? Never? No?
Speaker 1: Oh man, wow, I think I've been like four times. God,
Speaker 1: I know Babby's made it a few times. It's time
Speaker 1: to crown the employee of the month for October, lunchbox.
Speaker 1: Who do you think employ the months? It's me? Okay, alright, Tober,
Speaker 1: I crushed it. Just do you know I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: give any details away, but I crushed it. Well. I mean,
Speaker 1: you can still change our mind. I guess I don't
Speaker 1: need to change your mind. I already know I've got
Speaker 1: the votes. I'd like to recognize a member of the
Speaker 1: show has brought the best content, best storylines overall, shine
Speaker 1: the most more than anybody else in the room. Yep.
Speaker 1: The last employee of the month was Mike d which
Speaker 1: was absolutely atrocious. Why because I clearly what should have
Speaker 1: been me and he wasn't even eligible. And then Bobby
Speaker 1: throws him a bone. I throw my bone. He deserved it.
Speaker 1: I deserved it many months. So you can take you
Speaker 1: spend here went some cash. If you can do self promotion,
Speaker 1: you can block somebody for next month, oh, Dane, So
Speaker 1: all those are options. If you walk somebody, Has anybody
Speaker 1: ever done that? No, but you can officially take someone
Speaker 1: out of the running. Good. So I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: Let's let's up that Annie what. You can take someone
Speaker 1: out of the running for three months? Wow, three months?
Speaker 1: If you win, you choose you can choose who has
Speaker 1: eliminated for three months from employee of the month. Whoever
Speaker 1: does that is just playing rude. No one will do it.
Speaker 1: So let's go. Let's talk to you guys. I like
Speaker 1: to I've put some interesting things down about each of you. Raymundo,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna talk to you first, Raymundo. You got Barbara
Speaker 1: Corcorn on board, and she loved your shark tink pitch.
Speaker 1: And it was the first time ever that anyone would
Speaker 1: have been like, yeah, I like it. I liked it.
Speaker 1: And that was a storyline and it went for a while.
Speaker 1: And you've shown up early, You've been dedicated. Raymundo, you
Speaker 1: are still in the mix. He shows up early, by
Speaker 1: his own he shows up, but he's dependable. He's here
Speaker 1: at midnight. But I'm we're all dependable. We're all here.
Speaker 1: We're more dependable because we wake up when we're supposed
Speaker 1: to and then come to work. I'm not gonna penalize
Speaker 1: Raymundo for neurosis, but can we just eliminate lunch tlocks
Speaker 1: commenting after every single person? Not yet? Amy, Okay, let's
Speaker 1: talk about you this last month. Okay, yeah, you lost
Speaker 1: a wheel, but you did go watch Terrifire two at
Speaker 1: the last moment. And also this saga with your daughter's
Speaker 1: Halloween costume. Yeah, pretty good content, Amy. For the month
Speaker 1: of October, you are eliminated. You are not employed the
Speaker 1: month another month, Amy, Amy, you were my stiffest competition,
Speaker 1: so it's over. Thank you. Morgan the Boots on Instagram
Speaker 1: talked about that. Yeah, that was a hot topic. It
Speaker 1: was a hot topic a lot of social media this
Speaker 1: last month. It's been pretty big for us. Morgan, you're
Speaker 1: you're eliminated. You had a good month, but not the best. Eddie,
Speaker 1: come on like one this last month? One liners. You've
Speaker 1: been at it. Oh, thank you, dude, I've been working
Speaker 1: on that. Yeah, Like, I know you're over there. I
Speaker 1: know you got me to sing things. Send me up
Speaker 1: something that. Yeah, you got miners with the winner then
Speaker 1: a lot more than that too, Eddie. Why do you
Speaker 1: think you should be employed the month? Oh, I'm in bones.
Speaker 1: It's just as much as I work, you know, like
Speaker 1: why I'm eliminated? Okay, thank you exactly? You knew that
Speaker 1: it's a ray is still en ray first month. Let's
Speaker 1: go Abby opek. You've been on the air a lot
Speaker 1: last month. Yeah, you brought a lot to the show
Speaker 1: this last month. Don't you feel feel like it working
Speaker 1: behind the scenes tirelessly on many things? Abby, you are
Speaker 1: still in the mix. Okay, lunchbox, you want to do
Speaker 1: your thing now where you say why you should be
Speaker 1: employed the month? I already know why. I'm the employee
Speaker 1: of the month, and I because I dominated in October
Speaker 1: so let's go, Lunchbox. You went to Vegas for bad
Speaker 1: out of Hell. I got my speech ready, got your
Speaker 1: lines cut? He did get his lines cut. You want
Speaker 1: to give your speech, now, go and give you a speech.
Speaker 1: You want to give, give a speech? All right, I'm
Speaker 1: coming in like a bat out of hell, and I'm
Speaker 1: just my speech didn't get cut like my lines did
Speaker 1: in the play. Speaking of getting cut, this segment is
Speaker 1: going to get cut in the future if you guys
Speaker 1: don't stop up your game because people are tired of
Speaker 1: me winning every single month. But I'm here on top
Speaker 1: of the mountain to accept my crown as employee of
Speaker 1: the month. If you win this month, how many months
Speaker 1: is that overall? You won? Like five? No, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I can't keep up. Once maybe okay,
Speaker 1: I think so too, think once. Okay, Lunchbox, you are
Speaker 1: still in the mix. I know. Hey, ray yo, you
Speaker 1: are lemonated. Let's God comes down to lunchbox in abbey. Okay,
Speaker 1: Employee of the month. This is great. You have your speech,
Speaker 1: I do Would you like to read it? Yeah? I
Speaker 1: can read it. Go ahead, just in case you let's
Speaker 1: just hear it. Okay, thank you, Bobby, I really do
Speaker 1: feel like I deserve this this month. I mean after
Speaker 1: going all the way to Vegas with Lunchbox, sitting through
Speaker 1: three shows of Bad Out of Hell, and being let
Speaker 1: down after he said he got me a gig, and also, oh,
Speaker 1: he spilled the team on me from Vegas, like sharing
Speaker 1: all my secrets. Thank you. Technically wouldn't that be in
Speaker 1: That would be lunch box material, So thank you. You
Speaker 1: say she doesn't want to talk about you, just that
Speaker 1: you want out. The only reason you were on air.
Speaker 1: You have to use me to get material. That's a
Speaker 1: great point. You have an abbey to get on air. Oh,
Speaker 1: I am Abby. You should be thanking me on air.
Speaker 1: October is who spend? Where you win? Lunchbox? Are you
Speaker 1: spending the world for money? You're talking spending the abbey
Speaker 1: if you win? Are you spending the whaler blocking somebody?
Speaker 1: I might block someone? Actually, that's great, that'd be hilarious. Yes.
Speaker 1: The employee the months for October is love, saying it's
Speaker 1: no doubt, no doubt. Remember the night playing the Titans.
Speaker 1: What are you talking about? The employee the month is Abby?
Speaker 1: Give Abby. She's been extremely open and vulnerable with her
Speaker 1: dating life, our listeners and engaged like crazy all over
Speaker 1: social media. She's been on the air many times. When
Speaker 1: was she opened about her dating life. She ended up
Speaker 1: having the best story from Vegas, which Box his trip
Speaker 1: was a bust, but after his lines got cut, Abby
Speaker 1: returned and sang on the streets. She hosted the Bobby
Speaker 1: Cast with Nate Smith has show this she crushes it
Speaker 1: on the phones. She produces segments by our internal vote.
Speaker 1: Abby horrendous is employee of the month. Thank you. The
Speaker 1: only reason she's saying on the street was because of me.
Speaker 1: Her dating life was exposed because of me, so she
Speaker 1: wasn't you're using her for content. She's the one, dude,
Speaker 1: that's what we do on this show. Abby, you are
Speaker 1: That's Horrendousang, thank you. You are the employee the month. Now, Abby,
Speaker 1: you can block someone for three months? Oh my goodness, Abby,
Speaker 1: do it? You can block someone for three months? Or
Speaker 1: I just said a minute ago, no one would ever
Speaker 1: block I'm such a nice person. Abby. Would you block
Speaker 1: someone for three months? Or would you spend the wheel?
Speaker 1: Either or your options? Don't Let don't be influenced by
Speaker 1: anybody in the room looking at you. But Abby, think
Speaker 1: about what he's done to you. I am going to
Speaker 1: absolutely block the one who whoever Abbey blocks can't win
Speaker 1: for November, December or January. So good. You have no idea? Okay, Abby,
Speaker 1: I don't know. Can be anybody in the room. AGA
Speaker 1: mean it can be any anyone or Eddie or Morgan.
Speaker 1: I mean if you block me, who who care? I
Speaker 1: wouldn't block you, Amy, that's Abbey. Who are you blocking?
Speaker 1: For three months? From employee the Month? I think we
Speaker 1: can guess. That's great and the next three months I'll
Speaker 1: be slacking. We're here, wow, ab Yeah, is there any
Speaker 1: difference at all? Abby? Great job, you really killed it.
Speaker 1: You know what. I'm giving you? One spin anyway? Money
Speaker 1: let's spine watch to fifty dollars is one dollar. I'll
Speaker 1: don't ed your favorite charity. All right, here we go,
Speaker 1: all right, Abby is our employee the Month. Okay, let's
Speaker 1: go to the drama, the hidden recording drama. So earlier
Speaker 1: in the show, we gave away the employee of the month,
Speaker 1: and it's all it's always dramatic because everbody feels like
Speaker 1: they should win. And Abby was our winner, as voted
Speaker 1: by our panel, our secret panel of Scuba Mic and
Speaker 1: myself secret. So wait, why do you say secret when
Speaker 1: it's okay? Okay, okay. So Abby wins, and there was
Speaker 1: a lot of reasons why Abby won. Cool and then
Speaker 1: after she wins, she gets the choice to spend the
Speaker 1: wheel for money or take one of the other options. Well,
Speaker 1: she takes the other option of blocking someone for three months,
Speaker 1: and because he continues to just go after her, she
Speaker 1: blocked Lunchbox. So Lunchbox cannot win employee the month until
Speaker 1: December January February. Okay, it's amazing. No, no Recember January February,
Speaker 1: so you can be back in it in March. No,
Speaker 1: no November, December January, I guess yo. In February. Thank
Speaker 1: you trying to give me an extra month to suspension. Sorry? Sorry,
Speaker 1: So I wouldn't give me another extra month of slacking off,
Speaker 1: so I would have been good. But why were you
Speaker 1: going after her in the room over there? I didn't
Speaker 1: even really go after her. Okay. We have a recording here,
Speaker 1: someone recorded Lunchbox getting after Abby behind the scenes. Who
Speaker 1: don't worry about it? Okay, I don't want to remind secret.
Speaker 1: It's a secret. Do we have the audio ray? Okay?
Speaker 1: Um I don't know. Let's go somebody to set it up, Eddie.
Speaker 1: Why would you set this up? Well, I heard it,
Speaker 1: you know, from the other room, and I just heard yelling,
Speaker 1: and I thought it was a joke or whatever, and
Speaker 1: then I realized it was serious. So then this is
Speaker 1: what you're gonna hear if somebody recorded. Yeah, and then
Speaker 1: somebody I know recorded it. Okay, here we goths happening here.
Speaker 1: Screw you? Screw you, Abby? Are you okay? Did him? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I was scared. What was happening? You're yelling at me?
Speaker 1: Ask him? But did you hear the first part? Screw you? No?
Speaker 1: Before that? H No, didn't hear anything? Play it again? Ray,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, something's happening here. Watch your back, Watch
Speaker 1: your back. You're telling her watch your back. You constantly
Speaker 1: harass her. I didn't harass her at all. You constantly do,
Speaker 1: even on the air, and then you go off the
Speaker 1: air and go watch your back. Hey, that's a threat.
Speaker 1: Watch your back. Like for what I said, wash your back. No,
Speaker 1: you did not say wash your ma. No you didn't. Abby.
Speaker 1: Do you feel threatened? Yeah? I kind of do. Like
Speaker 1: I was a little shock because I thought he was
Speaker 1: kidding at first. But then he said watch your back. Yes,
Speaker 1: like screw you. Yes, you said screw you. Several will
Speaker 1: not seem appropriate here. We have our attorney HR on
Speaker 1: the phone. Yeah, you're an idiot. I'm kind of nervous,
Speaker 1: like I feel like I do have to like watch
Speaker 1: my back, but he's saying you don't have to watch
Speaker 1: your back. He's actually encouraging you to watch that. Right now,
Speaker 1: I'm nervous that Lunfox is going to slash her tire
Speaker 1: right something, anything bad happens to Abby. Now, it doesn't
Speaker 1: matter if you did it or not. We're gonna think
Speaker 1: he did it. Bring the proof. Oh that is the No,
Speaker 1: that's not that's just probable cause. Yeah, but that works,
Speaker 1: doesn't it. No, you had to be proving guilty. You
Speaker 1: can have probable cause. You can look into it in
Speaker 1: a civil trial. Yeah, bring it. And there was more
Speaker 1: than that, I mean, because it takes a while to
Speaker 1: get your phone in record. So Scuba was there for
Speaker 1: the whole thing. I don't know if more stuff happened
Speaker 1: before then, well let's not do that, guys. Abby, congratulations,
Speaker 1: I hate that your shine I know it is now
Speaker 1: being dusted. Seriously, you're the winner. Okay, thank you, and
Speaker 1: he can't win until February. I mean, whatever, don't let
Speaker 1: him blow your light out. I had a caller call in,
Speaker 1: by the way, and it was a mom and she
Speaker 1: said her daughter. It kind of made her tearrup because
Speaker 1: she was like, the good guys win in the end,
Speaker 1: you know, like the bullies don't the good guys, right.
Speaker 1: I mean, if you realize once again, you're only on
Speaker 1: air because of me. Thanks, You're welcome. It's amazing how
Speaker 1: this works. She gets employee of the month for me
Speaker 1: doing all the work. It's crazy because Eddie heard you
Speaker 1: harassing her off the air. All that's not all right,
Speaker 1: I'm saying, all right, guys, it's the best bits of
Speaker 1: the week with Morgan number two. This, of course, had
Speaker 1: to come in at that number one spot. Amy finally
Speaker 1: revealed the contents of the package that got delivered to
Speaker 1: her house over a year ago. For months, she said
Speaker 1: she couldn't share because of a lot of danger possibility,
Speaker 1: and well, she finally revealed it, and holy crap, I'm
Speaker 1: just saying, y'all, I like you kind of anticipated this,
Speaker 1: but maybe not, like who would really do this? That's
Speaker 1: why I'm sitting here thinking during this entire segment. So
Speaker 1: here we go. Buckle up. This is finally being revealed.
Speaker 1: Is the contents of the package to a word to
Speaker 1: Amy number one. I guess a year or so ago,
Speaker 1: Amy sent me a note and goes, hey, this is weird.
Speaker 1: I got this package and it's weird and I'm scared.
Speaker 1: Let's talk about it. And I was like, I admire
Speaker 1: your bravery. And she came and we're gonna have it.
Speaker 1: I have a talk, chit chatted up, chop it up,
Speaker 1: as they say on the air. Yeah. And then I
Speaker 1: was like, you can't. I don't feel comfortable with it,
Speaker 1: and she goes, okay, So we wait and then she
Speaker 1: asked some questions. She's like, okay, I'm good to go.
Speaker 1: Now we come on the air, goes, I can't. I've
Speaker 1: been given some advice by people with badges not to
Speaker 1: talk about it. Yet I'm like okay. And so we
Speaker 1: know that we've kind of dragged you guys along that
Speaker 1: listen to the show, but we've also dragged along the
Speaker 1: people that at work on the show. Because Eddie doesn't
Speaker 1: know lunchboxes. Ye, no clue. So as you guys get
Speaker 1: mad at us, just know the rest of the show's
Speaker 1: mad us too, So I've been very annoyed with you. Amy.
Speaker 1: You can have it because we're gonna talk about it now.
Speaker 1: But first, why do you feel comfortable now talking about
Speaker 1: it without revealing what it is? I think enough time
Speaker 1: has passed by and it's hopefully okay. That's really the
Speaker 1: answer is time right, time does time and gunshot wounds time.
Speaker 1: And I don't know that I'll get in specifically to
Speaker 1: this detail because I don't want to, but I will say,
Speaker 1: let's just call it a turnover of people, okay, to
Speaker 1: where I'm maybe not concerned that they're even turnover. Maybe
Speaker 1: they're not okay, but maybe they're not even you know,
Speaker 1: turnover people. Sounds like I don't know, No, that's all
Speaker 1: like somebody went on vacation, didn't come back, like somebody
Speaker 1: went for a swim with some fishies, didn't come out
Speaker 1: for air. Okay, So when I tell you what it is,
Speaker 1: don't ask me what we did with it. That's all
Speaker 1: I ask. But how do you bury a body that big?
Speaker 1: Come on? What wasn't there? Okay, We'll take us back
Speaker 1: in time the day of you happening and it happening.
Speaker 1: What happens, I don't. I don't know where you want
Speaker 1: me to take you, so I'm just gonna leave it blank. Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: we picked up we pick up our mail from somewhere
Speaker 1: because we have it delivered to not to our house.
Speaker 1: So we pick up boxes. It's very normal to get
Speaker 1: packages and whatnot. Get home with the mail and realize
Speaker 1: that inside one of the boxes was it were all
Speaker 1: the boxes with your name on it? Yeah, but I
Speaker 1: think it was a mix up because I think it
Speaker 1: was meant to be under someone else's name that happened
Speaker 1: to be my same name. Oh, you do have a
Speaker 1: very common name, Amy Brown. Okay, well yeah, someone, Oh
Speaker 1: that's your name Amy? Hey, your name Brown? Yeah, for
Speaker 1: the sake of the story. Well, I'm getting confused with that,
Speaker 1: but okay. So then we open packages like normal, la
Speaker 1: la la. Let then see here except for except for, oh,
Speaker 1: this is a box of heroin. What on when you
Speaker 1: say box of heroine? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, and listen box,
Speaker 1: but I needn't you open the box and a what
Speaker 1: the heroine looked in a bag? Wrapped duct tape? Um,
Speaker 1: I don't know brand, wrapped bubble tape situation, big big
Speaker 1: box enough to where if this went missing, someone's listen,
Speaker 1: I've watched enough cartel shows. Show me with your fists,
Speaker 1: how how big the package of Heroin? Well, no, like
Speaker 1: there's the bricks or whatever they are, see that vision
Speaker 1: Okaya show with your hands. The bricks are like this.
Speaker 1: The box is like a massive, like super cheeseburger from
Speaker 1: one of those truck stop places. Dang, that's what she
Speaker 1: did with her hands, a big cheeseburger, right, and then
Speaker 1: the box was like yeah big. The only way I
Speaker 1: can describe it is big enough to wear. If this
Speaker 1: package is missing, someone's losing. Most would say their job
Speaker 1: over it. But I've seen enough cartel shows that there's
Speaker 1: somebody's losing their life, And what do you think it is?
Speaker 1: Initially because I don't know what heroin looks like? Well,
Speaker 1: there's someone at my house that kind of did know. Listen,
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things running through our head of
Speaker 1: where this came from and why. No, we didn't immediately
Speaker 1: how many bricks it wasn't until later. I don't remember
Speaker 1: how many I did, specifics and numbers of breaks, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm getting specific on really anything other than who knows.
Speaker 1: Maybe it was multiple narcotics but from what the research
Speaker 1: we did, that is what it was. But not that
Speaker 1: I'm some expert and I don't Again, this is just
Speaker 1: something crazy that you don't want it in your hands,
Speaker 1: because for me, I felt like people come looking for
Speaker 1: this kind of thing. Did you do the innocent people
Speaker 1: end up dying just because they happen to end up
Speaker 1: in the wrong place, at the wrong time, with the
Speaker 1: wrong drugs. Was it the kind of snort? I don't know, jack, right,
Speaker 1: don't you? I don't know why you're asking in details
Speaker 1: when all I know is that was what we determined
Speaker 1: and there was multiple adults involved, and well you need
Speaker 1: to go on, right, was for it? I know you
Speaker 1: googled that? Oh man, Oh, I don't know. I don't guess.
Speaker 1: I don't know the going right, you could have been
Speaker 1: a millionaire. No, no, this is just something I wanted,
Speaker 1: like far far away, from far far away. Listen. Then
Speaker 1: the situation was because it was from a male place.
Speaker 1: We got a call that a box. We accidentally ended
Speaker 1: up with a box and they need those documents back documents, wait,
Speaker 1: the heroine documents. Well that's what we were very confused
Speaker 1: because we were like, this is not a box full
Speaker 1: of documents. But I think that was their code for listen.
Speaker 1: So I don't know who was involved in this ring
Speaker 1: of how we ended up with Honestly, I feel uncomfortable
Speaker 1: still talking, right, so do I. And again I don't
Speaker 1: want authorities to be like I did the wrong thing
Speaker 1: with it. I don't want the other people to think
Speaker 1: I went to the authorities. So that is what happened.
Speaker 1: So you're just doing the trash. She don't ask her.
Speaker 1: I don't ask me what we did with it. Don't
Speaker 1: ask her what she did. I wasn't the one that
Speaker 1: handled it. It was you know, I passed that along. Um.
Speaker 1: But yeah, it was very selfie with it. No, that
Speaker 1: would have been cool, but right, not check it up.
Speaker 1: At the time, I think I was more scared than
Speaker 1: anything or like, yeah, and there was other things going
Speaker 1: on in life at the time that led to these
Speaker 1: other theories of how we ended up with it. And
Speaker 1: then I thought, But then once we got the call
Speaker 1: about the documents, we were like, oh, this is legit.
Speaker 1: Wrong place, wrong time, wrong package, and now we're going
Speaker 1: to die for it. That's what I concluded. Oh my goodness,
Speaker 1: that's scary because they say bring us the documents and
Speaker 1: you bring it back and that's when they I'm not
Speaker 1: saying what she did. No, No, I'm saying no. I'm
Speaker 1: saying that is scary to stop saying. Yeah. Yeah, just
Speaker 1: in general, say no more. Do you know how there's
Speaker 1: don'tand there's thing there's real life situations like this or
Speaker 1: at least even in fictional shows where innocent people end
Speaker 1: up Yeah, you know, paying the price for something. They
Speaker 1: literally just had nothing to do with place wrong time. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I had nothing to do, We had nothing my family. Then,
Speaker 1: I was nervous, they had our address. There was all
Speaker 1: kinds of things. Let me talk to John in Boston.
Speaker 1: He's an officer. Hey John, what would you like to
Speaker 1: say about this? Hey John, how are you guys doing great?
Speaker 1: Pretty good? I appreciate you calling. Can you shed some
Speaker 1: insight here? Yeah? So I work for a government agency
Speaker 1: in Massachusetts and I actually working on products. I've been
Speaker 1: doing it for a while now, and UM, large drug
Speaker 1: organizations STRUC traffing organizations. That's actually one of the main
Speaker 1: methods of how they get their product in the US.
Speaker 1: Now because our borders, UM, it's getting increasingly difficult to
Speaker 1: actually smuggle stuff over the over the border. So we
Speaker 1: see a lot of people in Amy's situation where they'll
Speaker 1: get home and they'll see a package there. And most
Speaker 1: of the time they have a good handle on, like
Speaker 1: tracking of what the packages are where they're going, but
Speaker 1: they'll pick a random address and drop off a package
Speaker 1: and they'll think Amy's at work, and they'll come over
Speaker 1: and scoop the package off the porch. And a lot
Speaker 1: of times we get those calls and it's multiple kilos
Speaker 1: of cocaine heroines at Noel and it's it's actually pretty common.
Speaker 1: They use usps UM you know, ups DHL, all those
Speaker 1: companies and um, they'll actually pay someone to catch a package,
Speaker 1: is what we call it. They'll pay someone to porch pirates. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they actually do. Wow, yeahead, No, yeah, I guess My
Speaker 1: question is what happens if someone, let's say it was
Speaker 1: delivered to my door and I just take an ABT
Speaker 1: on my packages and so now I have it in
Speaker 1: my house. But they know that a package should have
Speaker 1: been dropped off and it's not out there, it's probably
Speaker 1: in my house. What happens to me? Then it's they
Speaker 1: run it off as a loss. They don't break in.
Speaker 1: I just have a free box of cocaine. Yeah, they
Speaker 1: they rated it off as a loss. So okay, that's
Speaker 1: really really comforting to die. That is so comforting to
Speaker 1: hear that hopefully this box was written off as a loss.
Speaker 1: But have people ever innocent people ever been harmed? So,
Speaker 1: not that I know of, No, No, I mean, we've
Speaker 1: actually we've we've actually seen I mean everything across the game.
Speaker 1: But we've seen heroin, cove meth. Uh, we've even seen money.
Speaker 1: You know, people they mail their currency back or try
Speaker 1: to and although mail currency to an address to pay off,
Speaker 1: you know, a drug debt, and people open up the
Speaker 1: box and see this money wrapped obviously in a in
Speaker 1: a in a way that currency normally is untackaged, and uh,
Speaker 1: they'll call us up and say, hey, this is really concerning,
Speaker 1: and it's it's legitimately a loss for the drug trafficing organizations.
Speaker 1: There's just so much product that they mail out. So
Speaker 1: if I that's this is really good to hear. Let's
Speaker 1: say they drop off of a box of the age
Speaker 1: in my house. It's a big box and I open it,
Speaker 1: I see it. Should I call the cops or should
Speaker 1: I just thought up on craigslist? Oh, yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 1: Call you a look a law enforcement agency and uh,
Speaker 1: they'll probably tell you the same stuff I'm telling you that. Um,
Speaker 1: you know it's they just picked a lot of times,
Speaker 1: they pick random addresses or actually where they think people
Speaker 1: are at work during the daytime, and then they'll have
Speaker 1: their tracking information and as soon as the package is delivered,
Speaker 1: they'll have a runner go over and scoop that package
Speaker 1: right up. Have you? You know you said sometimes they'll
Speaker 1: pay people off, Like what what about people that work
Speaker 1: in the mail business? Are they ever on the inside?
Speaker 1: So I can't comment on that, but yeah, I'm not
Speaker 1: I'm gonna let that one we like it comment. Wait,
Speaker 1: that's all We're gonna hold you comment. I'm all about
Speaker 1: no commenting. Not the opposite of what you stand for
Speaker 1: is no comment. I'm not gonna ask you stand for
Speaker 1: all comments. But in this situation, you're trying to be
Speaker 1: a little better. Yes, Hey, Joe, I really appreciate that call.
Speaker 1: Thank you for spending a few minutes with us and
Speaker 1: shedding some light on that because we kid but Amy
Speaker 1: was scared for a long time and that's good for
Speaker 1: people to know. And that's just interesting to see how
Speaker 1: that works, So thank you. All right, all right, see
Speaker 1: a buddy, and thanks for you know, risking your life
Speaker 1: out there doing that out of the job that I
Speaker 1: do not have the cojonans to do. Man, this is crazy.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what, Amy, this is worth the weight.
Speaker 1: Like I thought it was going to be some letdown,
Speaker 1: but this was good, even though you didn't answer my questions. Up,
Speaker 1: bring it in, we have it. Bring it in? Oh
Speaker 1: you wheel? Why wouldn't we spind the wheel? Let's see
Speaker 1: if it's real. That's funny. It was heroin. That's what
Speaker 1: it was. Heroin. I would have known me. I don't
Speaker 1: know heroin. I don't know. I haven't seen any drugs
Speaker 1: like we were just on Google. You know two things
Speaker 1: that are always accurate? Well three Google web in d
Speaker 1: and Wikipedia. Wikipedia, It's always all right. It's the best
Speaker 1: bits of the week with Morgan number two. All Right, y'all,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go rest up, take care of myself this weekend,
Speaker 1: so I'm back better than ever for CMA's next week.
Speaker 1: But I'm glad you guys joined me and put up
Speaker 1: with my crazy, stuffy voice this weekend. If I sound
Speaker 1: a little different, but I hope y'all, stay safe, stay healthy,
Speaker 1: take care of yourself, Enjoy the weekend with your loved ones.
Speaker 1: I love y'all so much for hanging out with me.
Speaker 1: I'll see you later Bye. Abby.