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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Unofficial Expert Podcast. Hey guys with Sydney

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Speaker 1: and Marie. Oh my goodness, this is a fantastic day.

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling good. Energy is high. Why is that said?

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Speaker 1: You got some lessoners. I'm just in a good mood,

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Speaker 1: like I'm feeling like but that is about to be it. Okay,

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Speaker 1: I'm feeling it. It's in my soul. It's like in

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Speaker 1: my wrists. My nipples are itching. It's great that they

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Speaker 1: might just be dry. You have some lavender oil as well.

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Speaker 1: I got peppermint, rosemary, eucalyptus were lemon grad that in

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Speaker 1: my life. Well, it came with the humidifier. Yes, we

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Speaker 1: know you got it came with essential oil. Thank you

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Speaker 1: so much, Sasha, send me one to thanks Boo. I

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Speaker 1: already have one though, so like, honestly, I mean I

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Speaker 1: could use one for the bathroom. Does your humidifier have

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Speaker 1: an oil diffuser?

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Speaker 2: Now it does?

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Speaker 1: Okay, so then you don't I have a big one,

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Speaker 1: like for like a real room. But it's fine. I'm sorry,

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Speaker 1: this is awesome. I have rooms here. I mean the

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Speaker 1: living room for your kitchen is one room. But you

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Speaker 1: got bedrooms and bathroomsthroom fantastic. Listen, your shoulders are out,

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Speaker 1: your glorious. I'm feeling it. My bride is too small,

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Speaker 1: high clea just popping. Not really, I mean for me

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Speaker 1: looking at your chest. Just stop my chest hashtag me too.

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Speaker 1: Usually have a sweater on, bitch. I'm sorry. I'm so

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Speaker 1: hot right now. Are y'all warm?

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Speaker 2: No, I'm fine.

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Speaker 1: I had the window open earlier. I'm hot, dead inside.

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Speaker 1: I told you I'm fine, But you're in a good mood.

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Speaker 1: I saw yesterday you were so happy. It made me mad.

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Speaker 1: You were so annoyed, so happy right now. I was

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Speaker 1: so happy to see you. That's not why you were happy.

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Speaker 1: When I got there and I had just taken my

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Speaker 1: braids out. We're at serious ExM cities, Like you took

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Speaker 1: out your hair and I was like, you're not gonna

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Speaker 1: be yelling like that in front of all these white

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Speaker 1: people taking up my braids. And I shushed her and

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Speaker 1: she was like sorry, like stage whispered, where's all your hair? No?

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Speaker 1: I didn't, No, I was like, I have hair. I

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Speaker 1: just took out the braids. They were blue. Yeah, you

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Speaker 1: were letting everybody know. I was like, she's a intern,

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Speaker 1: she don't. It was legit. A receptionist there that was like,

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Speaker 1: I don't I don't care, please stop talking in the lobby.

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Speaker 1: Any who was great, We did it great. That podcast

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Speaker 1: was awesome. We were on we were on fire.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, fuego dude.

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Speaker 1: She was like, Matteo's prediction, I'm gonna be on board

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Speaker 1: with it.

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Speaker 2: I said, yeah, you should.

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Speaker 1: Well they asked, uh, Mateo, who did their radio show

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Speaker 1: or their podcast who he thought was gonna pop in

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Speaker 1: twenty eighteen, and he was like, oh, Sydney Watchington and

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Speaker 1: Marie Foston and so that's why this lady had us on.

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Speaker 1: And actually people who heard him say that, listen to

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Speaker 1: this podcast now. So shout out to y'all. Ut out

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Speaker 1: to y'all. Y'all doing the Lord's work. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 1: We appreciative, were very appreciative.

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Speaker 2: Mario. Were you an expert in this? Is? So?

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Speaker 1: A couple things? A couple things. I have Jerry duty

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and spend the morning trying to figure out how

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Speaker 1: to get out of jury Doe and I think there's

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Speaker 1: no way. Is why didn't you message your people? You're

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Speaker 1: what do you call those ress the the rezy fans.

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Speaker 1: I'm sure they'll find I don't call them what you

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Speaker 1: call them? Follow me on Instagram. The pieces, pieces, three hive,

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Speaker 1: you call them, They're gonna be like Rihanna's here. No,

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Speaker 1: but I saw that Tyra Banks calls her fans tigers

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Speaker 1: ill cool, and I was like, t y g e

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Speaker 1: r s, She's so old, no offense to the people

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Speaker 1: are listening. But I'm just saying tigers, Like, who would

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Speaker 1: say that? I don't know. Somebody's aunt, great, Tyr, You're doing.

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Speaker 1: Everybody doesn't need a thing for the group. Does Demi

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Speaker 1: Levado have a thing?

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Speaker 2: Like? What are her people called the Levatics? That sounds terrible?

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Speaker 1: Thank you guess we didn't bring them in yet. But

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Speaker 1: well I looked at him because I feel like he

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Speaker 1: knew carry on. I mean, okay, so Beyonce has the

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Speaker 1: bee Hive, Brihanna has, like the Rihanna Navy is so dumb.

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Speaker 1: None of it makes sense.

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Speaker 2: The only one that makes sense is the Beehive.

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Speaker 1: I'm down with that, yeah, in its real way. Whatever. So,

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Speaker 1: so I'm trying to figure out how to get out

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Speaker 1: our jury duty. I think I'm gonna try to be racist,

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Speaker 1: but that usually doesn't work. It doesn't work. I'm just

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Speaker 1: gonna I'm gonna act like I hate the cops because

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Speaker 1: I don't really like them anyway. So I'm gonna do that,

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Speaker 1: and then we're gonna see what the cases. I have

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Speaker 1: to be there tomorrow at eight thirty in the morning,

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Speaker 1: oh golly, and then there's like an hour and a

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Speaker 1: half lunch break, and I'm like, well, can I just

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Speaker 1: leave it. I'll come back, but I might get fined.

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Speaker 1: And we already know that I owe lots of money

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Speaker 1: to lots of don't have that. But I've been taking

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Speaker 1: some acting classes. That's what my expertise is. This week,

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Speaker 1: I took an acting class yesterday, came home. I was

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Speaker 1: so inspired that I just watched all the Oscar winning

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Speaker 1: speeches of the black people in the last ten years.

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Speaker 1: So I watched Viola Davis, Jamie Fox, Lupita, Morgan Freeman.

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Speaker 1: Of course one yeah, but he won, Like it was

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Speaker 1: like he got up there and he was like hello

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Speaker 1: when people were like, oh my god, God won, and

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Speaker 1: so that was fun to watch. I just watched all

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Speaker 1: these people win. Octavia Spencer, yeah, I saw hers, and

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Speaker 1: I just sat and watched them and like I got

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Speaker 1: a little emotional and I was like, this is gonna

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Speaker 1: be me in X amount of years. Yes, absolutely, girl.

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Speaker 2: I mean, whoopy got one.

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Speaker 1: I mean, but Whoopee is the She's like the actress

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Speaker 1: before everybody was acting.

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Speaker 2: What.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's the first actress in the world for what

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Speaker 1: you're saying. Maybe I feel like she's the first for

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Speaker 1: doing Molly Girl, you in Danger, because that's what she won.

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Speaker 1: For Ghosts. I mean, I'm here for the ghost That's

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Speaker 1: that's what I remember her from. I saw Ghosts recently

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Speaker 1: for the first time. And the neighborhood where the robber

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Speaker 1: lives in, which was like a bad neighborhood in Brooklyn,

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Speaker 1: is like up the street from my house right now. Oh,

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Speaker 1: is also not a bad neighborhood. Okay, look everything was

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Speaker 1: full circle. Yeah yeah, yes, so I was an expert.

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Speaker 1: And then I watched I ended the night off by

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Speaker 1: watching Angela Bassett scenes, member Bowl Violet Data scenes, and

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Speaker 1: then you know, I capped it all off with Meryl

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Speaker 1: Streep's ten most Memorable movie.

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Speaker 2: She is everything, Like people should watch her.

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Speaker 1: I think she should. It's been acting for like forty years,

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Speaker 1: but there's still people who are not on and I

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Speaker 1: just don't get it. She does everything. Honestly, the stuff

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Speaker 1: that I saw yesterday, I was like, yo, she like

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Speaker 1: baby Meryl, and then she'd be like chubby Merrill and

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Speaker 1: then she's like fun, mom, Mama, mea Meryl. And it's

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Speaker 1: like then she gives us Miranda Priestly deverawares proud of

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Speaker 1: maryl like she's amazing. She never gets typecasts because she

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Speaker 1: could cheat anything so much, and she does accents and dialects,

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Speaker 1: and it's like, dude, is that Dutch? I don't even

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Speaker 1: know what Dutch sounds like. Meryl. If you're listening to

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Speaker 1: the podcast, we would love to have you on. We'd

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Speaker 1: love to watch wait listen that is something that's on

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Speaker 1: the vision. Yes, Meryl Streep on the unofficial We'll come

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Speaker 1: to you watch you be an expert in like essential

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Speaker 1: oils or something actually or whatever. I don't know how

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Speaker 1: she sounds in your life and I'm doing her Julia

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Speaker 1: Julia Julia voice right right right, Sidney, what were you

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Speaker 1: an expert in this week?

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Speaker 2: Girl?

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Speaker 1: I've been having a good week, but like, so much

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Speaker 1: shit happened, so so much happened. I got banned from Dominoes.

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Speaker 1: That's not even I mean, we have an episode of

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Speaker 1: me talking about Dominoes, but like I might, how did

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Speaker 1: the band thing happen? The band happened because I was

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Speaker 1: I was ordering too much and they wouldn't come to

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Speaker 1: the house. Every time they would charge and say that

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Speaker 1: the food came, but it never came. It was waiting

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Speaker 1: some cheesy bread and yeah, cheeseybread and buffalo wings, not

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Speaker 1: even the pizza, right right, right, right right. So I'm

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Speaker 1: going to the train station, and the transtation is in

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Speaker 1: the direction of Dominoes. And you went in there, and

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Speaker 1: you went in there. I went into I pulled up too,

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Speaker 1: motherfucking Dominoes, and I said, let me talk to you

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Speaker 1: fore you pulled up on foot. You don't even hard up,

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Speaker 1: But I acted like my uber was outside. I was like,

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Speaker 1: I got to talk to the manager real quick. And

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Speaker 1: the manager comes out, He's like, sixteen, No, Well, I've

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Speaker 1: been calling them. They won't pick up the fucking phone.

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Speaker 1: So I went in there and I saw all everybody, everybody,

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Speaker 1: I said, there, Hod was there, everybody's hots, kids was there.

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Speaker 1: I was, dude, I was so angry I was like,

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Speaker 1: are you serious. Everybody's on the motherfucker phone and y'all

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Speaker 1: all got lgs. Y'all doing bad? Oh yeah, they got

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Speaker 1: green bubbles.

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Speaker 2: Listen. I pulled up.

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Speaker 1: They could see my chest was real high, and they

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Speaker 1: were like, oh, she got a problem. What so she

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Speaker 1: got back. It's just real quick, tell us what happened?

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Speaker 1: You said something? I pulled up. I said, yeah, I

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Speaker 1: was like, what's the problem. I said, everything, This whole

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Speaker 1: establishment is trash. And she was like, whoa, it's two o'clock.

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Speaker 2: What happened to you?

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Speaker 1: What are you going through? I said, what am I

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Speaker 1: going through? I haven't had cheesy bread in three days,

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Speaker 1: but y'all been charging me for the cheesy bread that

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Speaker 1: I've been ordering. Y'all said that they are. Y'all came

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Speaker 2: Yeah I didn't.

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Speaker 1: So they were like, oh, well, we've been having some

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Speaker 1: technical difficulties. And I was like, what's technical in this bitch?

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Speaker 1: Y'all all doing everything by right. The website, the website

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Speaker 1: still works. Say that oven right now. And she was like, well,

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Speaker 1: let me get the let me get the manager. And

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Speaker 1: the manager looked like uh, he was delivering the pizza.

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Speaker 1: I was like, wow, there's no real managers in Dominoes,

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Speaker 1: which makes well when you think about fast food, it's

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Speaker 1: usually kids. It's kids that work in fast food. And

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Speaker 1: then like an old dude that like, you know, ain't

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Speaker 1: really got his papers, you know. Any who, I explained

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Speaker 1: to them everything that I went through, like the turmoil,

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Speaker 1: the just waiting for two and a half hours for

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Speaker 1: just you know, jalapeno bacon, cheesybread. That's all you say that,

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Speaker 1: That's what it was.

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Speaker 2: That's what it was.

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Speaker 1: And the next the next day that I didn't get it,

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Speaker 1: I was like, I'm gonna order it tonight, and my

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Speaker 1: mouth was salvating for it. I was like, I saw

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Speaker 1: you ordered pizza three days, three days in a row.

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Speaker 1: Didn't get it any of those, any of those days.

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Speaker 1: But the fucking tracker was saying, oh, it should be

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Speaker 1: in your mouth right now. You know what's time in

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Speaker 1: my mouth? Nothing, Nothing is in my fucking mouth, not

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Speaker 1: And ladies and gentlemen, that's how you get banned from Dominoes. Man,

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Speaker 2: First of all, I'm very very excited to be here,

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Speaker 1: Is that still a thing? What it is? It's on

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Speaker 2: It's like a Disney World, a fast food. All they

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Speaker 2: Although I will say I got here, I came, I'm

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Speaker 2: I said, well, so I posted up it up, posted

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Speaker 1: There was no way for me to know you. You

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Speaker 2: Enough for your arrest. Dude, between Dominoes and this, they throw.

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Speaker 2: terms of watching things, I'm bad. Even when it's fends like,

428
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Speaker 2: I'm always like, that's okay, Like I don't know, I don't.

429
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Speaker 2: I don't watch like a lot of the Comedy Central specials.

430
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Speaker 1: Now.

431
00:19:45,760 --> 00:19:47,359
Speaker 2: It's not because I don't want to. It's just because

432
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Speaker 2: I don't know if I want to sit down in

433
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Speaker 2: my house and watch stand up.

434
00:19:51,000 --> 00:19:54,520
Speaker 1: No, you live it every day. I also, you don't

435
00:19:54,520 --> 00:19:56,920
Speaker 1: want to hear other people's jokes because, whether you know

436
00:19:57,000 --> 00:19:59,160
Speaker 1: it or not, sometimes it fucking seeps in your freaking

437
00:19:59,240 --> 00:20:02,400
Speaker 1: brain all of a sudden, Like seven months later, you're

438
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:05,320
Speaker 1: thinking of a premise that somebody else did on their special,

439
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,560
Speaker 1: and you're like, where's this coming from? You're like, because

440
00:20:07,560 --> 00:20:10,119
Speaker 1: you watch my special at three am, waiting your for

441
00:20:10,240 --> 00:20:12,080
Speaker 1: your fucking dominoes that never showed up.

442
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,960
Speaker 2: Exactly, tell them how you really feel this.

443
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Speaker 1: I don't want I don't want comedic influences. I want

444
00:20:18,240 --> 00:20:20,399
Speaker 1: to be my own thing. Yes, and you are, So

445
00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:22,080
Speaker 1: what are you watching? Because you're here to talk to

446
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,040
Speaker 1: us about Kelly Clarkson and pop stars? But what are

447
00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:28,159
Speaker 1: you watching? What am I watching right now? What's in

448
00:20:28,240 --> 00:20:29,520
Speaker 1: your queue? What's in my cue?

449
00:20:29,720 --> 00:20:32,280
Speaker 2: Okay, So now I'm very into Real Housewives.

450
00:20:32,640 --> 00:20:33,320
Speaker 1: You just got it.

451
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,520
Speaker 2: I just gone on because I like, I like to

452
00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:39,640
Speaker 2: be like literally five to six years late on everything,

453
00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:44,080
Speaker 2: like I will, like I think, like I still haven't

454
00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:46,240
Speaker 2: watched Game of Thrones, like I'm.

455
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Speaker 1: You've got time.

456
00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,760
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be late, my friends, I'm gonna be late

457
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Speaker 2: on all of it. Like, so for me, I'm very

458
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Speaker 2: into Beverly Hills right now. Erica Jane is who's on

459
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Speaker 2: Beverly Hills right now? Because when I used to Rennah

460
00:21:01,280 --> 00:21:05,159
Speaker 2: the woman delips Erica slash Erica Jane, and then you

461
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:07,840
Speaker 2: got Kyle Richards, Kyle.

462
00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,919
Speaker 1: And then Kim is Kim still on? Then Missy as

463
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Speaker 1: Kim Richards.

464
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Speaker 2: No, she's not on anymore because now she's too messy

465
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Speaker 2: to be on.

466
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Speaker 1: How are you too messy to be on? Real Housewife?

467
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Speaker 1: Him Richards, that's the one who had like the pill addition,

468
00:21:19,600 --> 00:21:23,080
Speaker 1: Paris Hilton's ump. Yes, every time I watched it, I

469
00:21:23,320 --> 00:21:25,960
Speaker 1: cringe because I was like, it's obvious that this person

470
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Speaker 1: is struggling.

471
00:21:26,840 --> 00:21:28,359
Speaker 2: Yes, she's not sober. She's not.

472
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Speaker 1: She wouldn't be sober in her confessionals. It was like

473
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Speaker 1: ever her eyes, she was glazed as f So when

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Speaker 1: I used to watch Beverly Hills, Camille Grammar was on, she's.

475
00:21:40,040 --> 00:21:42,440
Speaker 2: Like very much like a featured star. Now, like she'll

476
00:21:42,520 --> 00:21:45,320
Speaker 2: come in, but you can tell there's just not really

477
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Speaker 2: a narrative there.

478
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Speaker 1: So they don't have her well, I mean because when

479
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Speaker 1: when she was on Her and Kramer, well I'm calling

480
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Speaker 1: him Kramer, him, her and Fraser had they had they

481
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Speaker 1: were married and then he she did on her with

482
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Speaker 1: a flotadey he's who he married, dude, but she got half,

483
00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:02,880
Speaker 1: like she got half of what he has and she's

484
00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:04,640
Speaker 1: dating someone new on the show now, so she seems

485
00:22:04,680 --> 00:22:05,359
Speaker 1: like she's okay.

486
00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:09,520
Speaker 2: And then there's this girl Dorrit sounds like a miss

487
00:22:09,680 --> 00:22:13,560
Speaker 2: Dorrit is a mess. And then there's literally John Mellencamp's

488
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:16,560
Speaker 2: daughter Teddy is on it, and she's kind of like

489
00:22:16,760 --> 00:22:18,200
Speaker 2: much younger than the rest of them, and I don't

490
00:22:18,200 --> 00:22:20,680
Speaker 2: really know how she's working out, but that's what I'm

491
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Speaker 2: watching in terms of reality, and I will. I watched

492
00:22:23,240 --> 00:22:25,000
Speaker 2: a little bit in New York and Atlanta is next.

493
00:22:26,119 --> 00:22:27,320
Speaker 2: You should always be on Atlanta.

494
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Speaker 1: That should be first. I know it's the one, it

495
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Speaker 1: really is. I don't know why you hold him back.

496
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Speaker 1: You don't want to be.

497
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Speaker 2: Great because I feel like I don't want I don't

498
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,120
Speaker 2: want to get confused on my storylines, like I want

499
00:22:37,160 --> 00:22:40,520
Speaker 2: to like separate them, but honestly the same story I know,

500
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Speaker 2: I know, I know, Okay, So Atlanta I will start

501
00:22:43,000 --> 00:22:46,360
Speaker 2: watching immediately. And then in terms of like ship that's

502
00:22:46,480 --> 00:22:50,280
Speaker 2: like scripted. I've been kind of enjoying.

503
00:22:50,119 --> 00:22:51,040
Speaker 1: Putting your hand on your head.

504
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Speaker 2: I'm put in the hand on the hymn to say,

505
00:22:54,440 --> 00:22:56,600
Speaker 2: I will watch this marvelous missus Maisel.

506
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Speaker 1: It watched it. It's good.

507
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Speaker 2: And also I'm sort of friends with the girl that

508
00:23:01,520 --> 00:23:03,840
Speaker 2: plays the lead Angel Brosenhan.

509
00:23:04,000 --> 00:23:04,560
Speaker 1: That's awesome.

510
00:23:04,600 --> 00:23:06,840
Speaker 2: So she went to college with us. She's she's like

511
00:23:06,920 --> 00:23:08,960
Speaker 2: an n YU girl and so I know her through friends.

512
00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:12,440
Speaker 2: Could not be a nicer person. It's so exciting to

513
00:23:12,480 --> 00:23:15,639
Speaker 2: see it happened for someone that's super nice. It's dope.

514
00:23:15,720 --> 00:23:18,800
Speaker 2: But also literally shocked to see that she's playing a

515
00:23:18,840 --> 00:23:21,399
Speaker 2: stand up because never knew her as like a funny person,

516
00:23:21,880 --> 00:23:23,480
Speaker 2: never knew her at all, but she does.

517
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Speaker 1: She did it. It's the show and did it, and

518
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Speaker 1: I was really impressed. I was like, dude, how much

519
00:23:28,000 --> 00:23:31,119
Speaker 1: coaching did she go through? Because the timing, the piecing,

520
00:23:31,200 --> 00:23:33,280
Speaker 1: it was like, Well, Noah Garden Schwartz is one of

521
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Speaker 1: the consultants on that show, and he is a stand

522
00:23:35,640 --> 00:23:38,480
Speaker 1: up comedian. He has like half insulted and stuff consulted.

523
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Speaker 1: He said he consulted on the stand up stuff and

524
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Speaker 1: the Jewish stuff because apparently no one who worked on

525
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Speaker 1: the show is Jewish.

526
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Speaker 2: I think stuff first, yeah, Jen.

527
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Speaker 1: And Noah, but Noah's is Jewish because he's with a

528
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Speaker 1: Jewish woman and he needs to also his last name

529
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Speaker 1: is Garden. But when you see him, you're like, oh, no,

530
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Speaker 1: hang out with niggas. You're like know is that he's

531
00:24:02,480 --> 00:24:05,760
Speaker 1: always down in a fubu one no one looks like

532
00:24:05,840 --> 00:24:08,680
Speaker 1: he wears do rags to bitch all day with the

533
00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,600
Speaker 1: cape out. He looks like he has sex with Tim

534
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Speaker 1: zong Ew.

535
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Speaker 2: So have you guys watched the whole series? Yeah, okay,

536
00:24:15,320 --> 00:24:16,920
Speaker 2: I'm on episode three and I love it. I have

537
00:24:16,960 --> 00:24:18,399
Speaker 2: to keep going because I heard it was better. I

538
00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,400
Speaker 2: like the way it looks. I like the fashion.

539
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:23,840
Speaker 1: I like like old sixties seventies New York. He could

540
00:24:23,880 --> 00:24:26,159
Speaker 1: really put the money in the budget into it.

541
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Speaker 2: That's what I'm saying. When you're doing a show, make

542
00:24:28,680 --> 00:24:30,640
Speaker 2: it look good. Yeah, it made look all the difference.

543
00:24:31,119 --> 00:24:33,359
Speaker 2: Like with mad Men. I was all about mad Men.

544
00:24:33,480 --> 00:24:35,399
Speaker 2: I love the way it looked like I need to

545
00:24:35,480 --> 00:24:38,720
Speaker 2: be immersed. Like That's another thing I liked about it, Tanya,

546
00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 2: is it felt like the early nineties, you know what

547
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:41,680
Speaker 2: I mean?

548
00:24:41,760 --> 00:24:44,879
Speaker 1: Like I thought, Aquinet, you know what I'm saying, A

549
00:24:44,960 --> 00:24:48,040
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of like curled bang, curly bag.

550
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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah like that kind of like it's just too bad.

551
00:24:50,600 --> 00:24:53,320
Speaker 2: I was like like cold, being cold in the woods,

552
00:24:53,520 --> 00:24:55,280
Speaker 2: like you know what I mean. Whoever was on wardrobe

553
00:24:55,400 --> 00:24:58,280
Speaker 2: got the right jackets, you know what I mean, Like

554
00:24:58,520 --> 00:25:02,240
Speaker 2: it just it was just wind break. They couldn't break

555
00:25:02,280 --> 00:25:02,520
Speaker 2: no way.

556
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:04,480
Speaker 1: They went to Brolinton co Factor, We're like, give us

557
00:25:04,520 --> 00:25:05,879
Speaker 1: the whole story. No, no, no, they went to a

558
00:25:06,040 --> 00:25:09,040
Speaker 1: thrift chop in like Milwaukee and they were like, yes,

559
00:25:09,320 --> 00:25:12,320
Speaker 1: all of this is grat Yeah, you know they had

560
00:25:12,359 --> 00:25:13,280
Speaker 1: a good will hard.

561
00:25:14,240 --> 00:25:17,000
Speaker 2: Also, do you know Sebastian Stan from that movie? Who's

562
00:25:17,040 --> 00:25:19,240
Speaker 2: the actor in that movie who plays Jeff Gluley. No,

563
00:25:20,359 --> 00:25:23,200
Speaker 2: Sebastian Stan, He's like an actor. He's he was in

564
00:25:23,400 --> 00:25:25,480
Speaker 2: also the Captain American movies. He's like in the Marvel

565
00:25:25,520 --> 00:25:28,560
Speaker 2: superhero movies. So he is like a superhero actor. Like

566
00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:30,800
Speaker 2: he's like well known, like he's handsome and everything. But

567
00:25:30,920 --> 00:25:33,080
Speaker 2: I never really got it. Then I saw him play

568
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:36,440
Speaker 2: Jeff Galiley with that little dinky mustache and being a

569
00:25:36,520 --> 00:25:44,399
Speaker 2: dweep and everything in Okay, Jeff's husband like abusive towards her, who.

570
00:25:44,359 --> 00:25:47,119
Speaker 1: In real life was a dud, was a dud okay

571
00:25:47,920 --> 00:25:53,040
Speaker 1: this movie. For some reason, he has a very forgettable hood.

572
00:25:53,680 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 1: He kind of looks like Scott chap He looks like

573
00:25:57,440 --> 00:26:00,480
Speaker 1: that comedian that also looks like Evan Williams.

574
00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:02,720
Speaker 2: He kind of looks like a mashup oh.

575
00:26:02,640 --> 00:26:05,000
Speaker 1: White man looks. He's also giving me like a little

576
00:26:05,080 --> 00:26:07,560
Speaker 1: baby John snow thing with the hair slick bag.

577
00:26:07,800 --> 00:26:10,800
Speaker 2: Evan Williams is giving you everything on Instagram. Yes he is.

578
00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,760
Speaker 1: I have to say he's got a great body, it's sick.

579
00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:16,800
Speaker 2: And also he's starting nice and talented.

580
00:26:16,880 --> 00:26:17,720
Speaker 1: Should we talk to Evan.

581
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Speaker 2: I'm not saying it's so funny because you guys came

582
00:26:23,320 --> 00:26:24,920
Speaker 2: out and saw Christy's solo show.

583
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Speaker 1: And you were fantastic.

584
00:26:27,160 --> 00:26:28,440
Speaker 2: That was nail.

585
00:26:28,640 --> 00:26:30,600
Speaker 1: That is an amazing I was like, you are an

586
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Speaker 1: act tour work it. I'm so proud of you. So

587
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:37,919
Speaker 1: so you and Evan rehearsed together.

588
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Speaker 2: I actually I had met until that night, and I

589
00:26:40,240 --> 00:26:42,840
Speaker 2: knew of him because I think he's so handsome. So

590
00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,640
Speaker 2: then he was in the show as Christie's dream man.

591
00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:50,320
Speaker 1: Which I was made to I said, a suit for this,

592
00:26:51,320 --> 00:26:56,760
Speaker 1: it was all custom, it was right places. So I

593
00:26:57,840 --> 00:26:58,520
Speaker 1: literally was.

594
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Speaker 2: I was there and I was like and then we

595
00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:03,080
Speaker 2: started talking and I'm like, oh, he's also really nice.

596
00:27:03,240 --> 00:27:10,439
Speaker 2: Fuck like, he actually looks perfect.

597
00:27:10,520 --> 00:27:13,880
Speaker 1: That's actually like your type, right, well, he does.

598
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:17,520
Speaker 2: He looks exactly like Evan Williams to stand up. You

599
00:27:17,560 --> 00:27:20,159
Speaker 2: guys should check him out. He looks exactly like the

600
00:27:20,560 --> 00:27:22,240
Speaker 2: best friend I had in high schools who I had

601
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:23,399
Speaker 2: like unrequited love with.

602
00:27:23,560 --> 00:27:26,680
Speaker 1: He looks exactly he looks like everybody somebody would have

603
00:27:26,800 --> 00:27:29,720
Speaker 1: a crush. He looks like his name should be Evan Williams.

604
00:27:30,680 --> 00:27:31,000
Speaker 2: Perfect.

605
00:27:32,800 --> 00:27:34,920
Speaker 1: We were talking about acting and he was like, I

606
00:27:34,920 --> 00:27:37,080
Speaker 1: don't know what kind of roles I'll get. I was like, uh,

607
00:27:37,280 --> 00:27:39,159
Speaker 1: you'll be a cop, He'll be a senator, he'll be

608
00:27:39,200 --> 00:27:41,320
Speaker 1: a judge, he'll be the rich dude that don't nobody like.

609
00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,520
Speaker 1: You'll be a superhero, like literally, you're a white man

610
00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:47,800
Speaker 1: who's everlonded and got muscles. You'll be everything in everything.

611
00:27:47,840 --> 00:27:50,439
Speaker 1: And he's a perfect height for a movie. I mean,

612
00:27:50,480 --> 00:27:52,840
Speaker 1: apparently everyone in Hollywood assure exactly that's what I said.

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00:27:52,880 --> 00:27:55,679
Speaker 2: That's what that's actually shocking to me. They gotta fit

614
00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,880
Speaker 2: on the screen, dude, I guess that's true. And also

615
00:27:58,240 --> 00:28:01,240
Speaker 2: I guess they should be uh sort of level. Height

616
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:07,760
Speaker 2: makes sense. I actually recently almost got apart and almost apart,

617
00:28:07,840 --> 00:28:10,919
Speaker 2: almost got apart, and then I did this a screen

618
00:28:11,040 --> 00:28:13,800
Speaker 2: test with the girl and was I was gonna play

619
00:28:13,800 --> 00:28:16,880
Speaker 2: her best friend, but we needed to have like, you know, chemistry,

620
00:28:16,960 --> 00:28:19,000
Speaker 2: like we were best friends. But I stood up and

621
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:20,800
Speaker 2: I'm telling you I was a foot and a half

622
00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:25,200
Speaker 2: taller than her. And what was the what was the well,

623
00:28:25,480 --> 00:28:28,840
Speaker 2: it's I didn't get it. It's it's gonna be this YouTube,

624
00:28:28,840 --> 00:28:32,600
Speaker 2: red series or whatever, but like this, and I was close.

625
00:28:32,680 --> 00:28:34,760
Speaker 2: But the thing is, like I was so much taller

626
00:28:34,800 --> 00:28:38,120
Speaker 2: than the girl. I was like, oh wait, now I

627
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,320
Speaker 2: get this. It's like you need to literally be on

628
00:28:41,400 --> 00:28:44,360
Speaker 2: the same level as someone for camera reasons and also

629
00:28:44,680 --> 00:28:47,160
Speaker 2: like you don't want to be nothing can be distracting,

630
00:28:47,680 --> 00:28:49,480
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Like, which I get, and

631
00:28:49,560 --> 00:28:50,640
Speaker 2: that's casting and not fair.

632
00:28:50,720 --> 00:28:54,920
Speaker 1: I thought I was good for Carrie Bradshaw and big,

633
00:28:55,560 --> 00:28:57,560
Speaker 1: Like I never noticed how much bigger he was in

634
00:28:57,640 --> 00:28:59,640
Speaker 1: her than except for in the movie when he goes

635
00:28:59,680 --> 00:29:03,040
Speaker 1: on his me to propose to and he's the same

636
00:29:03,280 --> 00:29:05,800
Speaker 1: height as her on his knees. Yeah no, but he

637
00:29:05,960 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 1: and watching big though, so it makes sense he's big

638
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:12,520
Speaker 1: and Carrie is really small, right, She's like the tiny

639
00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:14,240
Speaker 1: woman that you would want to be in New York,

640
00:29:14,280 --> 00:29:15,640
Speaker 1: but just you want a different face.

641
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:19,280
Speaker 2: Her hats are bigger than her, her hats always looks

642
00:29:19,280 --> 00:29:22,320
Speaker 2: so big. I'm like, no, she's just small that has normal.

643
00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:30,120
Speaker 1: Different face. Yo, you're an idiot. Just bucket, choose and

644
00:29:30,240 --> 00:29:33,200
Speaker 1: throw in shade. Are you gonna watch American Idol when

645
00:29:33,200 --> 00:29:34,640
Speaker 1: it comes back, because apparently it's coming.

646
00:29:34,520 --> 00:29:36,560
Speaker 2: Bit, I will not watch American Idol because here's the

647
00:29:36,760 --> 00:29:39,040
Speaker 2: here's the deal. I watched American Idol when I.

648
00:29:39,160 --> 00:29:40,320
Speaker 1: Was very young.

649
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, like everybody was like ninth grade. Yeah, I was,

650
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:44,600
Speaker 2: I think it was. It came on and I was

651
00:29:44,680 --> 00:29:48,240
Speaker 2: like just kind of like hitting, like I guess that

652
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:49,880
Speaker 2: was like right when I hit puberty, and it was

653
00:29:49,960 --> 00:29:52,239
Speaker 2: like right when I started to like, I think, right

654
00:29:52,320 --> 00:29:54,479
Speaker 2: when it started to become obvious to everyone like, oh

655
00:29:54,560 --> 00:29:56,880
Speaker 2: that's a gay kid. That was when I first got

656
00:29:56,960 --> 00:29:58,920
Speaker 2: into American Idol. How did you become obvious?

657
00:29:58,960 --> 00:29:59,560
Speaker 1: You were these kids?

658
00:29:59,600 --> 00:30:04,800
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, kids, I'm twenty seven. Now now

659
00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,880
Speaker 2: I'm saying, how old were you?

660
00:30:05,960 --> 00:30:08,040
Speaker 1: Oh I was twelve, yeah.

661
00:30:08,080 --> 00:30:10,560
Speaker 2: Twelve, this is twenty twelve, two thousand and two.

662
00:30:10,640 --> 00:30:12,640
Speaker 1: But I feel like that's a weird phase because you're

663
00:30:12,760 --> 00:30:16,560
Speaker 1: you don't know, you're unfor sure. Yeah, no, Matt, Matt

664
00:30:16,560 --> 00:30:16,920
Speaker 1: probably did.

665
00:30:17,080 --> 00:30:17,120
Speaker 2: No.

666
00:30:17,160 --> 00:30:18,120
Speaker 1: I knew when I was eleven.

667
00:30:18,480 --> 00:30:22,040
Speaker 2: Like I don't know, I don't know if most homosexuals

668
00:30:22,160 --> 00:30:24,160
Speaker 2: out there can relate to this, but I remember the

669
00:30:24,400 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 2: moment I realized that was okay, the moment I.

670
00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:28,400
Speaker 1: Didn't even know what was the gay was that was

671
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:28,960
Speaker 1: the moment.

672
00:30:29,120 --> 00:30:32,080
Speaker 2: The moment was I had my friend over from school

673
00:30:32,440 --> 00:30:34,640
Speaker 2: to play in the pool in the backyard, and we

674
00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:37,120
Speaker 2: were playing in the pool like whatever, like jumping off

675
00:30:37,160 --> 00:30:40,720
Speaker 2: the diving board, being silly, like just being kid kids.

676
00:30:41,080 --> 00:30:43,960
Speaker 2: And that night I was going to bed and I

677
00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:46,320
Speaker 2: was like thinking about the day and I was like, oh, man,

678
00:30:46,440 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: like I love my friend, like it's he's so great.

679
00:30:49,280 --> 00:30:51,760
Speaker 1: Like I love this is Evan Williams friend. This is no,

680
00:30:51,920 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 1: this is prior to.

681
00:30:53,200 --> 00:30:56,320
Speaker 2: Evan Williams, Evan William's friend. This is like years before.

682
00:30:56,560 --> 00:30:58,520
Speaker 2: So I was like, I like my friend so much,

683
00:30:58,680 --> 00:31:00,760
Speaker 2: like he's one of my best friends. Like I really

684
00:31:00,880 --> 00:31:02,520
Speaker 2: like his back, you know, I really want to like

685
00:31:02,600 --> 00:31:05,760
Speaker 2: touch his back, like you know, And all of a sudden,

686
00:31:06,680 --> 00:31:08,560
Speaker 2: eleven is when it comes in. That's when you start

687
00:31:08,600 --> 00:31:10,400
Speaker 2: to hit puberty and that's when you're sexual. I think

688
00:31:10,480 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 2: identity kicks in. So all of a sudden, I was like,

689
00:31:12,640 --> 00:31:19,200
Speaker 2: oh fuck, I am gay, Like I am gay. I'm

690
00:31:19,480 --> 00:31:21,240
Speaker 2: literally rising. I want to fuck my friend.

691
00:31:22,520 --> 00:31:24,400
Speaker 1: And it was just like this is while you're you're

692
00:31:24,480 --> 00:31:26,640
Speaker 1: in your like gavage patch sheets.

693
00:31:26,680 --> 00:31:29,480
Speaker 2: I'm like up in bed like looking out the window,

694
00:31:29,600 --> 00:31:32,840
Speaker 2: and I remember this is so gay. The moon was

695
00:31:32,920 --> 00:31:35,280
Speaker 2: coming in through the through the window.

696
00:31:35,360 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: I haven't even remember seen a moon as a kid. There, Like,

697
00:31:38,160 --> 00:31:41,000
Speaker 1: where'd you fucking you had a backyard?

698
00:31:42,680 --> 00:31:45,080
Speaker 2: I grew up on Long Island, so it was Marie

699
00:31:46,560 --> 00:31:47,400
Speaker 2: also Long Island.

700
00:31:47,720 --> 00:31:50,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, just don't disrespect me on the podcast right now.

701
00:31:50,760 --> 00:31:53,840
Speaker 1: I don't have the time to talk about thee Where

702
00:31:54,080 --> 00:31:58,360
Speaker 1: island are you from Huntington? I don't know what that means.

703
00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:02,040
Speaker 1: I don't know anything about Long Island. I just know

704
00:32:02,160 --> 00:32:04,000
Speaker 1: that I lived there for a little bit and then

705
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:04,400
Speaker 1: I left.

706
00:32:04,520 --> 00:32:07,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, that's kind of what happens. So I I was.

707
00:32:07,760 --> 00:32:08,840
Speaker 2: But it's also like it's.

708
00:32:08,720 --> 00:32:09,680
Speaker 1: Like a super weird.

709
00:32:09,840 --> 00:32:13,640
Speaker 2: It's like very heteronormative like and you know, when I

710
00:32:13,720 --> 00:32:14,760
Speaker 2: realized I was gay, it was.

711
00:32:14,920 --> 00:32:19,280
Speaker 1: Terror because I didn't know like what that meant for

712
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:20,200
Speaker 1: my future, you know what I mean.

713
00:32:20,360 --> 00:32:22,800
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, I can't see myself because there

714
00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,640
Speaker 2: was nobody in media that was like I mean you

715
00:32:25,720 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: had Will and Grace, and even that was a mixed

716
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,880
Speaker 2: message because it was like, there's Will, who's the straight one,

717
00:32:31,280 --> 00:32:34,200
Speaker 2: and not even Jack, who's the gay one, Jack who's

718
00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:37,760
Speaker 2: the ridiculous one. Yeah, so it's like, will accept you

719
00:32:38,080 --> 00:32:39,800
Speaker 2: and treat you like Will? You can be the star

720
00:32:39,880 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: of the show quote unquote if you act like this

721
00:32:42,640 --> 00:32:46,040
Speaker 2: and rein it in. But if you're Jack, you are a.

722
00:32:46,080 --> 00:32:47,680
Speaker 1: Punchline and ridiculous. Yeah.

723
00:32:47,800 --> 00:32:50,680
Speaker 2: And that's not to disrespect that show. It was doing

724
00:32:50,760 --> 00:32:53,160
Speaker 2: what it was able to do for the time. They

725
00:32:53,240 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 2: needed that for the time, and they definitely Yeah, but

726
00:32:58,600 --> 00:33:00,560
Speaker 2: it's funny to see it come back now and see

727
00:33:00,600 --> 00:33:02,800
Speaker 2: them reckon with the new world because it's like, this

728
00:33:02,960 --> 00:33:05,720
Speaker 2: is so different from what it was. But so when

729
00:33:05,760 --> 00:33:09,680
Speaker 2: I say I couldn't see examples of like a real normal,

730
00:33:09,760 --> 00:33:12,400
Speaker 2: happy life that looked like me, that was just horrifying

731
00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:16,000
Speaker 2: because it's like, you're eleven years old and doing it.

732
00:33:16,240 --> 00:33:18,520
Speaker 1: Was really mature for eleven because I was I was

733
00:33:18,560 --> 00:33:19,720
Speaker 1: thinking about, oh, I burned my.

734
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:20,520
Speaker 2: House down, that's all.

735
00:33:20,640 --> 00:33:25,280
Speaker 1: That was definitely I thought in the back, do you

736
00:33:25,440 --> 00:33:27,920
Speaker 1: do you remember when you realized that you were gay? Well,

737
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,280
Speaker 1: I told you my first kiss was with my neighbor girl,

738
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,440
Speaker 1: and you were a cool four years old. To know

739
00:33:34,880 --> 00:33:37,880
Speaker 1: how old were you again, I don't remember. I feel

740
00:33:37,880 --> 00:33:41,040
Speaker 1: like you were seven. I can't remember. She remembers. She

741
00:33:41,240 --> 00:33:44,960
Speaker 1: doesn't remember, but she's like, I don't know. It was April,

742
00:33:45,080 --> 00:33:47,360
Speaker 1: the moon was coming in through the window, there was

743
00:33:47,360 --> 00:33:50,560
Speaker 1: a lightning bug on the shield, or I don't know whatever.

744
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: You know exactly my neighbor. All I know is my

745
00:33:52,880 --> 00:33:55,760
Speaker 1: neighbor was hot. Yeah, and she has the biggest titties.

746
00:33:55,800 --> 00:33:57,880
Speaker 1: And I was like, good lord, yeah, your neighbor was

747
00:33:57,960 --> 00:34:00,480
Speaker 1: a grown ass woman. You were a kid she was?

748
00:34:00,760 --> 00:34:03,920
Speaker 1: She was no, she said. He was like, hey, missus Robinson,

749
00:34:05,280 --> 00:34:07,040
Speaker 1: I forgot my key and my mom's at work. Can

750
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:08,160
Speaker 1: I stay at your house?

751
00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:11,520
Speaker 2: No, I swear to you, Marie oh Man. But she's

752
00:34:11,560 --> 00:34:12,120
Speaker 2: still alive.

753
00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,880
Speaker 1: This is embarrassing. You want to do the podcast, that

754
00:34:15,920 --> 00:34:16,960
Speaker 1: would be a good episode.

755
00:34:17,040 --> 00:34:19,799
Speaker 2: Actually, you know, somebody approached me about doing this thing

756
00:34:19,880 --> 00:34:22,960
Speaker 2: where they were like, hey, we were doing this product

757
00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:26,320
Speaker 2: where we have people come in and they contact the

758
00:34:26,360 --> 00:34:27,560
Speaker 2: person that took their virginity.

759
00:34:27,800 --> 00:34:30,000
Speaker 1: Somebody hit me up about that, yeah, and I was like,

760
00:34:30,120 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: I was like, we are not on speaking to her dude,

761
00:34:32,680 --> 00:34:36,000
Speaker 1: I was like, I think he did. I don't even

762
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:38,400
Speaker 1: remember that fool's last name. How could I don't know

763
00:34:38,440 --> 00:34:40,200
Speaker 1: If I know his name was Patrick, that's it.

764
00:34:40,320 --> 00:34:40,759
Speaker 2: That's all I know.

765
00:34:40,840 --> 00:34:44,239
Speaker 1: His name is Joey name is Patrick. He got a

766
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:46,120
Speaker 1: big old strong I don't know what it looked wrong,

767
00:34:46,800 --> 00:34:50,080
Speaker 1: so strong. But you always remember this song. I remember

768
00:34:50,120 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 1: this strongy and the fact that it was two twin

769
00:34:52,600 --> 00:35:03,080
Speaker 1: beds together, fellow, I remember every thing. Oh man.

770
00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:05,960
Speaker 2: But the reason I say all that is because then

771
00:35:05,960 --> 00:35:08,120
Speaker 2: American Idol came on, and I think the reason why

772
00:35:08,160 --> 00:35:11,440
Speaker 2: I imprinted on Kelly Clarkson so hard is because I

773
00:35:11,600 --> 00:35:15,040
Speaker 2: was going through this turmoil, and then her whole vibe

774
00:35:15,920 --> 00:35:19,640
Speaker 2: was she was like not only extremely talented, but also

775
00:35:19,800 --> 00:35:23,319
Speaker 2: goofy and very much being herself. Like she was like, man,

776
00:35:25,120 --> 00:35:27,480
Speaker 2: that was a good song, the Girl next Door. Like

777
00:35:27,680 --> 00:35:30,480
Speaker 2: in a way that I was watching America like fall

778
00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,640
Speaker 2: in love with her for being herself.

779
00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:34,640
Speaker 1: Also, it was like American Idol was one of like

780
00:35:34,719 --> 00:35:39,600
Speaker 1: the first reality show competition shows, but it's all based

781
00:35:39,640 --> 00:35:41,880
Speaker 1: on talent though, Like you couldn't just come there and

782
00:35:42,040 --> 00:35:43,920
Speaker 1: not be able to sing. I mean you could, That's

783
00:35:43,920 --> 00:35:46,480
Speaker 1: what all the auditions were That was a funny part,

784
00:35:46,560 --> 00:35:49,239
Speaker 1: but it was like she bangs remember that she bangs guy,

785
00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:51,840
Speaker 1: the Asian guy. That was like, I have no professional

786
00:35:51,920 --> 00:35:55,000
Speaker 1: training in singing, but I also.

787
00:35:54,960 --> 00:35:57,759
Speaker 2: Think that can I hear? Can I say why I'm

788
00:35:57,800 --> 00:36:00,600
Speaker 2: not watching it because of that garbage? Because you know

789
00:36:00,760 --> 00:36:02,440
Speaker 2: that man should never have been on television.

790
00:36:02,840 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 1: We need stuff like that. We need fillers, nobody. We

791
00:36:05,080 --> 00:36:07,560
Speaker 1: can't see a whole bunch of talented people. You're like, Okay,

792
00:36:07,680 --> 00:36:12,200
Speaker 1: we like the voices or the star or America's Best

793
00:36:12,440 --> 00:36:14,440
Speaker 1: Dance or so you think you could dance. Did you

794
00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:17,680
Speaker 1: see the new one that's called called The Four. It's

795
00:36:17,760 --> 00:36:22,280
Speaker 1: fucking Fergie is the host. It's like, I'll see some face.

796
00:36:22,280 --> 00:36:24,880
Speaker 1: I'll see that botox, says Fergie. I want to see what.

797
00:36:24,920 --> 00:36:27,640
Speaker 1: I'm not here for Josh Dumal's X. I'm not here

798
00:36:27,719 --> 00:36:27,920
Speaker 1: for her.

799
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,320
Speaker 2: You know why she has all that bottox though, is

800
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,320
Speaker 2: because she was into myth she got she had to

801
00:36:34,400 --> 00:36:35,520
Speaker 2: fix the meth face.

802
00:36:35,960 --> 00:36:39,080
Speaker 4: I know, and I'm just like, I have some thoughts

803
00:36:39,120 --> 00:36:42,240
Speaker 4: on this, but I'm not gonna say it for another episode.

804
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:46,680
Speaker 4: It's for the episode, for the bonus episode. But Patreon,

805
00:36:47,520 --> 00:36:48,480
Speaker 4: that's how that's why.

806
00:36:48,360 --> 00:36:49,200
Speaker 1: She has the botox.

807
00:36:49,560 --> 00:36:51,760
Speaker 2: Well, she's she's been through a life journey.

808
00:36:51,920 --> 00:36:54,840
Speaker 1: Yeah. No. I felt like she was like the poster

809
00:36:55,000 --> 00:36:57,400
Speaker 1: child of myth, like, oh man, it's okay, yes, but

810
00:36:57,480 --> 00:36:59,560
Speaker 1: the poster child of myth is like you know, the

811
00:36:59,640 --> 00:37:02,320
Speaker 1: before her face and then afterward like them, it's all peaked.

812
00:37:02,600 --> 00:37:03,640
Speaker 2: Ye, get your skin.

813
00:37:03,920 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 1: She's been through it. I'm gonna put ferggye myth and

814
00:37:06,800 --> 00:37:10,440
Speaker 1: see if the whole photo her eyebrows were non existent.

815
00:37:10,560 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 1: I mean her eyebrows are stuck on what right now?

816
00:37:13,719 --> 00:37:14,560
Speaker 1: They're like stuck.

817
00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: She surprised. I respect because she consistently gives you something

818
00:37:20,239 --> 00:37:23,359
Speaker 2: fun to watch and listen to. Like she came out

819
00:37:23,360 --> 00:37:28,239
Speaker 2: with that song milkshake. Okay, no milks, police, no, no, no.

820
00:37:28,440 --> 00:37:30,920
Speaker 2: But there was another one milk money, milk money.

821
00:37:31,080 --> 00:37:33,160
Speaker 1: I'm not here for the milk milk. I got that.

822
00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:35,360
Speaker 2: I got that money.

823
00:37:35,520 --> 00:37:38,759
Speaker 1: She had Kim in it and Chrissy. They're like, look

824
00:37:38,760 --> 00:37:41,399
Speaker 1: at all these milks, like they're all fucking rich. Don't

825
00:37:41,400 --> 00:37:44,120
Speaker 1: put no rich ass mothers on there. No, you need

826
00:37:44,200 --> 00:37:46,120
Speaker 1: the woman that's on the bus that has three kids,

827
00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:49,000
Speaker 1: and you're like, why she has two apps? Do that? Yeah?

828
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 1: Put my mama and my mom. Your mom is outstanding.

829
00:37:52,760 --> 00:37:55,000
Speaker 1: That's Fergie's face before the plastic surgery. That looks like

830
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,560
Speaker 1: a completely different person. Is that Freggy's You know that?

831
00:37:58,719 --> 00:38:01,560
Speaker 2: That? I mean that's social everybody in Hollywood. I mean

832
00:38:01,600 --> 00:38:04,080
Speaker 2: they all face looked different like it's.

833
00:38:04,040 --> 00:38:07,160
Speaker 1: It's well, yeah, I mean, you know, somebody cute like

834
00:38:07,280 --> 00:38:09,240
Speaker 1: but even the people faces.

835
00:38:09,880 --> 00:38:11,920
Speaker 2: And I don't know when the myth came in. I mean,

836
00:38:12,400 --> 00:38:14,120
Speaker 2: to me, quite honest with you, that second picture looks

837
00:38:14,160 --> 00:38:14,439
Speaker 2: like math.

838
00:38:15,280 --> 00:38:16,279
Speaker 1: The now looks like man.

839
00:38:16,400 --> 00:38:19,360
Speaker 2: Yeah, but anyway, I don't want to be shady towards Fergie.

840
00:38:19,400 --> 00:38:21,920
Speaker 1: I do like, Okay, so let's go back. So who's

841
00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:24,040
Speaker 1: Fergie's hosting this show? And then who are the four?

842
00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:26,000
Speaker 1: Okay show, I don't know who the rest of them are,

843
00:38:26,080 --> 00:38:28,479
Speaker 1: but I know Diddy is on it. Okay, so Diddy

844
00:38:28,560 --> 00:38:30,080
Speaker 1: and I feel like Dj Khaled is going to be

845
00:38:30,120 --> 00:38:32,200
Speaker 1: on one of these shows. It's going to be a great, messy,

846
00:38:32,320 --> 00:38:34,720
Speaker 1: terrible show. It's gonna be might watch the first episode.

847
00:38:34,719 --> 00:38:36,759
Speaker 2: And also Fergie, he made me laugh because she comes

848
00:38:36,760 --> 00:38:37,280
Speaker 2: out She's.

849
00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,480
Speaker 1: Like, walk up to the four, and I was like,

850
00:38:39,719 --> 00:38:43,080
Speaker 1: what the fuck is the four? Walk up to the four?

851
00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:46,360
Speaker 2: I was like this, pop stars and their non singing

852
00:38:46,480 --> 00:38:48,640
Speaker 2: voices need to get out. It's like when Katy Perry

853
00:38:48,719 --> 00:38:53,800
Speaker 2: comes on stage and she's like, come on, like you No.

854
00:38:54,560 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 2: For the second I was doing a character which was

855
00:38:56,719 --> 00:39:01,520
Speaker 2: Katy Perry announcing that someone's car lights were on. No

856
00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:12,160
Speaker 2: looking on. She's a mess at the super Bowl. Her

857
00:39:12,280 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 2: non singing voice and.

858
00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:15,520
Speaker 1: Voice.

859
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:25,919
Speaker 2: You're like, I've died, and you're like, no, this bitch

860
00:39:26,080 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 2: is a recording SuperStar's famous, So you're not here for Katy,

861
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,120
Speaker 2: To be honest with you, I'm here for Katy Perry

862
00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:37,799
Speaker 2: when she is joyful and having fun. What I am

863
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:40,200
Speaker 2: not here for Katy Perry any other time. I'm here

864
00:39:40,239 --> 00:39:44,080
Speaker 2: for Katy Perry who knowingly shoots whipped cream out of

865
00:39:44,080 --> 00:39:46,680
Speaker 2: her titties and is like California Girls.

866
00:39:46,800 --> 00:39:49,600
Speaker 1: No. I hated that song. That was so terrible. Well,

867
00:39:49,680 --> 00:39:52,399
Speaker 1: that song was a response to the New York song.

868
00:39:52,680 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 1: I see the appeal of Katy Perry, but I also like,

869
00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,320
Speaker 1: don't get it. What's gone old Katy Perry? Like Christian

870
00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:03,000
Speaker 1: Katy Perry. She's going acoustic guitar and she's going through it.

871
00:40:03,239 --> 00:40:04,200
Speaker 1: She really is going.

872
00:40:04,280 --> 00:40:06,000
Speaker 2: She's going through it, and I think she's hurt.

873
00:40:06,120 --> 00:40:09,080
Speaker 1: She's going through it, lady, God, got's going through it.

874
00:40:09,200 --> 00:40:11,200
Speaker 1: I mean, it's so many people who are just like trying.

875
00:40:11,200 --> 00:40:14,600
Speaker 1: What is it? She got money, she's very sick, she's

876
00:40:14,760 --> 00:40:18,719
Speaker 1: very segueah, who's that? I mean, I've seen the commercials

877
00:40:18,719 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 1: with the little you know, nerves and stuff. Check. She's

878
00:40:22,320 --> 00:40:25,239
Speaker 1: always in pain always. She should not wear them shoes

879
00:40:25,280 --> 00:40:26,680
Speaker 1: that are nine inches high.

880
00:40:27,040 --> 00:40:28,960
Speaker 2: I think she could give herself a break too. I mean,

881
00:40:29,000 --> 00:40:31,080
Speaker 2: that's the thing. If you watch the documentary what's it

882
00:40:31,160 --> 00:40:35,279
Speaker 2: called five two? She works a lot. She works too much,

883
00:40:35,360 --> 00:40:38,080
Speaker 2: and someone with her condition, you're not supposed to be

884
00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:39,800
Speaker 2: working that hard, but she doesn't.

885
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:45,640
Speaker 1: Right now, how you spelled my algia fibromyalgia? Every okay?

886
00:40:45,719 --> 00:40:48,880
Speaker 1: But I will tell you the documentary did not depict

887
00:40:49,360 --> 00:40:54,839
Speaker 1: Malia malcha zero whatever it's called fiber my algao alga zero.

888
00:40:55,960 --> 00:40:59,760
Speaker 1: It didn't. It didn't like bring awareness to it because

889
00:40:59,760 --> 00:41:02,640
Speaker 1: it just looked like she was complaining and getting a

890
00:41:02,760 --> 00:41:05,560
Speaker 1: mascuse and she's like, we're her top off, and then

891
00:41:05,600 --> 00:41:07,160
Speaker 1: she has shorts in a hat and she's like, I

892
00:41:07,280 --> 00:41:09,600
Speaker 1: just want to change my look, and it's like are

893
00:41:09,680 --> 00:41:10,480
Speaker 1: you doing country now?

894
00:41:10,600 --> 00:41:10,640
Speaker 2: Like?

895
00:41:10,680 --> 00:41:11,279
Speaker 1: But what's going on.

896
00:41:11,520 --> 00:41:14,120
Speaker 2: I'm like, widespread, the aesthetic is changing.

897
00:41:14,239 --> 00:41:17,839
Speaker 1: The documentary was like, I see what she's going through,

898
00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:21,239
Speaker 1: but not really, this is all curated and it's okay, okay,

899
00:41:21,320 --> 00:41:23,560
Speaker 1: let's let me talk about what fibermiology is. This is

900
00:41:23,600 --> 00:41:27,200
Speaker 1: what lady Gotta got, right. Uh, it's a widespread muscle

901
00:41:27,239 --> 00:41:31,080
Speaker 1: pain and tenderness that those are the most common symptoms, right. Uh.

902
00:41:31,360 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 1: It says constipation, nausea, or passing excessive amounts of gas.

903
00:41:36,320 --> 00:41:39,360
Speaker 1: You don't want this fatigue. So lady I got this

904
00:41:39,480 --> 00:41:43,320
Speaker 1: gassy and sore. She's farting up all up on the

905
00:41:43,360 --> 00:41:50,880
Speaker 1: tour bus. We got topic I have, Michael, I got that.

906
00:41:51,080 --> 00:41:55,680
Speaker 1: I think I got after all, lady idiot. So are

907
00:41:55,760 --> 00:41:56,759
Speaker 1: you a Gaga fan?

908
00:41:57,000 --> 00:41:57,279
Speaker 2: I am?

909
00:41:57,680 --> 00:41:58,719
Speaker 1: I like very much.

910
00:41:58,880 --> 00:42:01,160
Speaker 2: I think tell us why but here, But here's the

911
00:42:01,760 --> 00:42:05,640
Speaker 2: the tea is. I am not a Lady Goga super fan.

912
00:42:06,280 --> 00:42:09,480
Speaker 2: I however, I'm always gonna be interested in what she does.

913
00:42:09,719 --> 00:42:12,399
Speaker 2: I'm always gonna check out her new song. I'm I'm

914
00:42:12,520 --> 00:42:15,919
Speaker 2: gonna see what she does. Like for example, I don't

915
00:42:15,920 --> 00:42:17,840
Speaker 2: fuck with the American horror story because.

916
00:42:17,640 --> 00:42:19,680
Speaker 1: I don't do scary. I don't watch scary. I don't

917
00:42:19,680 --> 00:42:19,880
Speaker 1: want to.

918
00:42:19,920 --> 00:42:20,400
Speaker 2: We watched it.

919
00:42:20,520 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 1: I did watch that.

920
00:42:21,920 --> 00:42:22,120
Speaker 2: Watch.

921
00:42:22,280 --> 00:42:25,160
Speaker 1: Cidney made me sit and watch the Angela Bassett season. Yes,

922
00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:27,680
Speaker 1: the which one is great.

923
00:42:27,800 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: Well, she's on more than one season. Covin was I

924
00:42:30,120 --> 00:42:31,560
Speaker 2: think the first one she was on and that was.

925
00:42:33,560 --> 00:42:37,120
Speaker 1: Watched. She wasn't scary. I thought it was gonna be

926
00:42:37,280 --> 00:42:38,160
Speaker 1: like freaky scary.

927
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,600
Speaker 2: Crow was like the one that wasn't like horror.

928
00:42:41,160 --> 00:42:43,800
Speaker 1: But the hotel one that you're talking about with Lady Gaga,

929
00:42:43,920 --> 00:42:44,719
Speaker 1: it was a little weird.

930
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,080
Speaker 2: It looked like a fucking she was terrify or something.

931
00:42:48,840 --> 00:42:51,200
Speaker 2: Her titties was out, a lot titties were out. Also,

932
00:42:51,320 --> 00:42:53,759
Speaker 2: she was fucking right next to Matt Bomer, who's the

933
00:42:53,800 --> 00:42:55,920
Speaker 2: hottest man in the world, and they were like fucking.

934
00:42:55,680 --> 00:42:57,880
Speaker 1: And they were killing people and she was farting the

935
00:42:58,080 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: entire time.

936
00:42:58,760 --> 00:43:06,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, she was, you know, Malaysia, so but fucking Okay,

937
00:43:07,680 --> 00:43:13,799
Speaker 2: love Gaga, love love love Beyonce to me, like I've

938
00:43:13,840 --> 00:43:16,080
Speaker 2: seen her three times in concert, like I will keep

939
00:43:16,160 --> 00:43:18,799
Speaker 2: going And I don't know you were wealthy. Well that's

940
00:43:18,800 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 2: the thing, is I The first time I saw her

941
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:23,759
Speaker 2: was actually at Roseland Ballroom, which is now closed, But

942
00:43:23,840 --> 00:43:27,080
Speaker 2: I saw her what she was doing. She was doing

943
00:43:27,560 --> 00:43:30,600
Speaker 2: the tour for the album four and there was literally

944
00:43:30,760 --> 00:43:32,400
Speaker 2: it was like she only did four shows of that

945
00:43:32,560 --> 00:43:34,839
Speaker 2: and it was really small. And I paid to see

946
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:36,960
Speaker 2: her for I got it was like one hundred dollars.

947
00:43:37,040 --> 00:43:39,680
Speaker 2: It wasn't that bad. And I was by the bathroom.

948
00:43:39,719 --> 00:43:41,080
Speaker 2: I was twenty five feet away from her.

949
00:43:41,160 --> 00:43:43,640
Speaker 1: No, I was right there. Who did you else she

950
00:43:43,760 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 1: get that? I just got there sort of early, and

951
00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:48,440
Speaker 1: I was day before.

952
00:43:48,520 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 2: And I'm telling you then I saw Missus Carter tour

953
00:43:50,800 --> 00:43:53,360
Speaker 2: and I paid a lot of money to sea. This

954
00:43:53,480 --> 00:43:55,520
Speaker 2: is after the Beyonce album dropped. I'm just gonna go

955
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:58,439
Speaker 2: ahead and say it. I paid three hundred fifty dollars

956
00:43:58,480 --> 00:43:58,919
Speaker 2: this year.

957
00:44:00,600 --> 00:44:02,719
Speaker 1: But like her, her most recent tickets are going for

958
00:44:02,840 --> 00:44:03,800
Speaker 1: like six hundreds.

959
00:44:04,640 --> 00:44:07,719
Speaker 2: Now Beyonce. This is right after Missus Carter, And this

960
00:44:07,880 --> 00:44:12,080
Speaker 2: is right after she dropped uh Blue, Beyonce, like Blue,

961
00:44:12,160 --> 00:44:14,120
Speaker 2: the Beyonce album which was came out on iTunes and

962
00:44:14,239 --> 00:44:17,439
Speaker 2: was like yeah, Blue, So this is when you dropped Blue.

963
00:44:18,520 --> 00:44:20,759
Speaker 2: So then the last time I saw her was when

964
00:44:20,800 --> 00:44:25,600
Speaker 2: she was at City Field for not Formation on the

965
00:44:25,680 --> 00:44:28,080
Speaker 2: Road on the run. No, No, it was I saw

966
00:44:28,080 --> 00:44:31,279
Speaker 2: the Formation word tour. Oh formation, Yeah, the formation ticket.

967
00:44:31,360 --> 00:44:33,840
Speaker 2: I paid two hundred bucks and I was I was

968
00:44:33,880 --> 00:44:36,719
Speaker 2: in the last of city field.

969
00:44:36,800 --> 00:44:37,279
Speaker 1: I'm telling you.

970
00:44:37,360 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 2: The chain link fence was something you wear. It was

971
00:44:43,000 --> 00:44:46,600
Speaker 2: also the summer. It was amazing cold.

972
00:44:47,360 --> 00:44:48,160
Speaker 1: The wind was.

973
00:44:48,320 --> 00:44:52,080
Speaker 2: Whipping and this I was literally you couldn't see her.

974
00:44:52,120 --> 00:44:53,719
Speaker 2: And I was like, you should have seld some.

975
00:44:54,360 --> 00:44:56,600
Speaker 1: Some shirts and then you should have sell some ass.

976
00:44:57,120 --> 00:45:00,840
Speaker 2: You know, I was about to sell as But the

977
00:45:00,920 --> 00:45:03,680
Speaker 2: thing is, though, like after being that close and now

978
00:45:03,800 --> 00:45:06,200
Speaker 2: it's like, literally all I can afford is the last rail.

979
00:45:06,239 --> 00:45:07,680
Speaker 1: It's like, maybe my days are over.

980
00:45:08,480 --> 00:45:09,080
Speaker 2: But I've seen her.

981
00:45:09,120 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: Excuse me, First of all, you are on a podcast

982
00:45:11,520 --> 00:45:13,480
Speaker 1: where you got sponsors and ship Yeah, that shit out

983
00:45:13,480 --> 00:45:16,600
Speaker 1: in New York says she just got a humidifier from

984
00:45:16,640 --> 00:45:19,279
Speaker 1: saying on the podcast. Okay, so I can say that

985
00:45:19,320 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: I went.

986
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,800
Speaker 2: I mean, I've been saying I was shilling for Casper Mattress.

987
00:45:22,840 --> 00:45:24,400
Speaker 2: You think they would send us a mattress. I did

988
00:45:24,440 --> 00:45:27,880
Speaker 2: about ten episodes of advertisements for Casper Mattress. They no

989
00:45:28,000 --> 00:45:29,200
Speaker 2: Casper Mattress arrived.

990
00:45:29,520 --> 00:45:33,600
Speaker 1: Listen. I thought that Casper, which is given away those mattresses.

991
00:45:33,239 --> 00:45:34,680
Speaker 2: Hello, because that's what you hear.

992
00:45:34,880 --> 00:45:38,239
Speaker 1: I applied for a job and in the thing it

993
00:45:38,360 --> 00:45:40,920
Speaker 1: says if you get high, you get a Casper mattress.

994
00:45:40,960 --> 00:45:45,239
Speaker 1: I applied for the pitch, just for the bed. I

995
00:45:45,360 --> 00:45:46,320
Speaker 1: wasn't even qualified.

996
00:45:46,320 --> 00:45:48,080
Speaker 2: I didn't get the job before an interview.

997
00:45:48,440 --> 00:45:50,880
Speaker 1: But I know these comedians that didn't show for Casper,

998
00:45:51,280 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 1: and they were like, they could either get paid one

999
00:45:54,080 --> 00:45:56,160
Speaker 1: hundred dollars or get a Casper band.

1000
00:45:56,040 --> 00:45:59,879
Speaker 2: And you take the Casper because it's took the bad.

1001
00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, everyone took the bed. And then like three people

1002
00:46:02,360 --> 00:46:04,719
Speaker 1: sold the bed because of course you just sell it

1003
00:46:04,760 --> 00:46:06,160
Speaker 1: and you get your money, and you know what, And

1004
00:46:06,200 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 1: they were only going to give you one hundred dollars,

1005
00:46:08,080 --> 00:46:10,080
Speaker 1: but I can make eight hundred dollars at it.

1006
00:46:10,200 --> 00:46:12,759
Speaker 2: You say, fuck that. I'll never spend one hundred dollars

1007
00:46:12,760 --> 00:46:15,600
Speaker 2: on a mattress. Then sleep on a cast mattress. You'll

1008
00:46:15,640 --> 00:46:17,560
Speaker 2: be saying, we're saving up. Dude.

1009
00:46:17,680 --> 00:46:18,760
Speaker 1: Do you have a Gasser mattress?

1010
00:46:18,840 --> 00:46:21,759
Speaker 2: No, But this is what I'm saying. Why don't I

1011
00:46:21,840 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 2: have one?

1012
00:46:22,080 --> 00:46:23,279
Speaker 1: It's because no one will said it to me.

1013
00:46:23,400 --> 00:46:25,759
Speaker 2: I'm not spending nine hundred dollars on a mattress, not yet,

1014
00:46:25,880 --> 00:46:27,320
Speaker 2: not until you got this podcast.

1015
00:46:27,400 --> 00:46:29,840
Speaker 1: No, somebody gives me a mattress for free or that's it,

1016
00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:31,840
Speaker 1: Like for free, you get in bed bugs. Dude. You

1017
00:46:31,960 --> 00:46:34,600
Speaker 1: know I'm saying, like Casper, you need to get listen.

1018
00:46:34,719 --> 00:46:36,920
Speaker 1: This is how rich people and famous people stay rich

1019
00:46:37,000 --> 00:46:39,279
Speaker 1: and stay famous. They get ship sent to them. They

1020
00:46:39,360 --> 00:46:40,280
Speaker 1: don't pay for nothing.

1021
00:46:40,560 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 2: So we're saying we know the game. We are not

1022
00:46:43,520 --> 00:46:47,880
Speaker 2: shading cast mattress for the product. We're shading them because.

1023
00:46:47,640 --> 00:46:50,040
Speaker 1: Not sending where is it, Casper? First of all, do

1024
00:46:50,080 --> 00:46:52,600
Speaker 1: you know how many pictures I'll take on your fucking mattress.

1025
00:46:52,600 --> 00:46:53,839
Speaker 1: I put a little lingeree onto.

1026
00:46:54,040 --> 00:46:55,800
Speaker 2: I have a different wig, I have a way.

1027
00:46:58,000 --> 00:47:03,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I've been nausea. That's like miles, I'll have

1028
00:47:04,000 --> 00:47:06,360
Speaker 1: a specific wig just for the Casper picture.

1029
00:47:07,800 --> 00:47:10,080
Speaker 2: You guys, you guys on Instagram are goals.

1030
00:47:11,480 --> 00:47:12,759
Speaker 1: You know what we do what we can with what

1031
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,480
Speaker 1: we have, we can, we were doing, we're trying to

1032
00:47:15,560 --> 00:47:16,000
Speaker 1: do more.

1033
00:47:16,239 --> 00:47:19,200
Speaker 2: But it's just literally I see pictures I say goals.

1034
00:47:24,120 --> 00:47:28,560
Speaker 1: Trying to be you just put a little a little Juno,

1035
00:47:28,719 --> 00:47:31,080
Speaker 1: a little a little rise filter on it, and like

1036
00:47:31,200 --> 00:47:32,000
Speaker 1: it's like that's what.

1037
00:47:33,560 --> 00:47:37,640
Speaker 2: Honestly, I need to pictures taken because the game is

1038
00:47:38,960 --> 00:47:39,440
Speaker 2: the way.

1039
00:47:39,360 --> 00:47:42,200
Speaker 1: Your face is set up, especially in comedy. I mean

1040
00:47:42,280 --> 00:47:45,960
Speaker 1: you're already at the top because no, you first of all,

1041
00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 1: you are very attractive and talented, and you could be

1042
00:47:49,280 --> 00:47:52,280
Speaker 1: shady when you want to. I mean, the world.

1043
00:47:56,120 --> 00:47:57,719
Speaker 2: In your hands right now.

1044
00:47:57,880 --> 00:47:58,960
Speaker 1: This is the thing. It's like.

1045
00:48:01,120 --> 00:48:03,120
Speaker 2: And you guys know what I'm talking about. I know

1046
00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:05,040
Speaker 2: you guys like to look good. I also like to

1047
00:48:05,080 --> 00:48:08,520
Speaker 2: look good. And sometimes with comedy and also like liking

1048
00:48:08,560 --> 00:48:10,560
Speaker 2: to look good, you can feel that the two are

1049
00:48:10,600 --> 00:48:11,160
Speaker 2: in conflict.

1050
00:48:11,280 --> 00:48:13,680
Speaker 1: But also those rules, is it is it in conflict?

1051
00:48:13,760 --> 00:48:16,440
Speaker 2: Well, sometimes it's like, oh, that person takes himselves seriously.

1052
00:48:16,520 --> 00:48:18,719
Speaker 2: It's like, no, you are put putting that on me.

1053
00:48:19,320 --> 00:48:23,040
Speaker 1: That's I don't look good when I perform, like at

1054
00:48:23,120 --> 00:48:25,920
Speaker 1: certain places in front of certain people, for certain shows.

1055
00:48:26,160 --> 00:48:27,719
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna throw on a lash to do a

1056
00:48:27,760 --> 00:48:30,759
Speaker 1: show in a basement with some rats. But like if

1057
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:32,520
Speaker 1: I like our show, we as we like to look

1058
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:33,480
Speaker 1: good at our show.

1059
00:48:33,320 --> 00:48:35,759
Speaker 2: We will put a Sydney, will throw a brown on.

1060
00:48:36,520 --> 00:48:39,960
Speaker 1: I'll do what I can. I'll do a little finty

1061
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:42,920
Speaker 1: when I know there might be a photographer there, when

1062
00:48:42,960 --> 00:48:44,440
Speaker 1: I know there might be certain people that yeah, I'm

1063
00:48:44,440 --> 00:48:46,160
Speaker 1: gonna look good, you know, but when I'm going to

1064
00:48:46,239 --> 00:48:46,760
Speaker 1: the bodega.

1065
00:48:46,880 --> 00:48:50,279
Speaker 2: Oh listen, let me tell you that I wish we

1066
00:48:50,400 --> 00:48:53,120
Speaker 2: had recorded. I don't think so honeylive, because you guys

1067
00:48:53,160 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: showed up looking so good. Everyone showed up looking so good.

1068
00:48:56,160 --> 00:48:57,799
Speaker 2: I was like, this is a fashion event.

1069
00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,960
Speaker 1: Sidney through a heel on like a spender, but like

1070
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:02,120
Speaker 1: a full house suspender.

1071
00:49:02,239 --> 00:49:04,799
Speaker 2: It's stop the show to say, look at my pants.

1072
00:49:05,040 --> 00:49:07,439
Speaker 1: And everyone did, and they were like, they're like gas,

1073
00:49:08,520 --> 00:49:10,560
Speaker 1: I said this used to this are cute. I mean,

1074
00:49:10,640 --> 00:49:13,640
Speaker 1: everything looks good. Everything was right. There's nothing wrong with

1075
00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:17,400
Speaker 1: looking good in comedy. If I pay twenty five dollars

1076
00:49:17,520 --> 00:49:19,960
Speaker 1: to see somebody performing a hoodie, are you fucking kidding me?

1077
00:49:20,280 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 1: I could have went to a basement show for that. Well,

1078
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:25,719
Speaker 1: I think I think people The mindset that a lot

1079
00:49:25,760 --> 00:49:27,160
Speaker 1: of people have is I don't want to look like

1080
00:49:27,200 --> 00:49:29,080
Speaker 1: I'm trying too hard. I want my comedy to speak

1081
00:49:29,120 --> 00:49:31,320
Speaker 1: for itself, so to throw on like a legging, but

1082
00:49:31,480 --> 00:49:34,520
Speaker 1: when you look at like a Joan Rivers, or like

1083
00:49:34,640 --> 00:49:36,839
Speaker 1: even the way like Kathy Griffin used to dress before

1084
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,239
Speaker 1: she went like a little bit to ticky Boom Boom

1085
00:49:40,400 --> 00:49:42,560
Speaker 1: Jones to performing like a gang with like a like

1086
00:49:42,640 --> 00:49:44,080
Speaker 1: a bell sleeve, you know what I mean?

1087
00:49:44,239 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: Like that's I like that. I like it too.

1088
00:49:46,800 --> 00:49:49,880
Speaker 1: I like presentation too. I mean, I'm not gonna lie

1089
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:52,640
Speaker 1: throw a sequined tuxedo. Want to live your life.

1090
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:55,040
Speaker 2: I always say, if I ever go to an award show,

1091
00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:59,800
Speaker 2: I am wearing a canary yellow TuS.

1092
00:50:00,080 --> 00:50:00,800
Speaker 1: I see it.

1093
00:50:00,960 --> 00:50:04,320
Speaker 2: I could totally I am showing up because guess what. Also,

1094
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:06,600
Speaker 2: there are no rules, bitch like, and.

1095
00:50:07,239 --> 00:50:09,800
Speaker 1: I don't know except for this past calling right exactly.

1096
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:11,759
Speaker 2: Unless I was gonna say, unless there's like an event

1097
00:50:11,800 --> 00:50:13,480
Speaker 2: where I have to dress in black Bible.

1098
00:50:14,280 --> 00:50:18,399
Speaker 1: Unless you're that random chick that's like no, because because

1099
00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:20,839
Speaker 1: it's passionate like you, they don't even know who you are.

1100
00:50:21,320 --> 00:50:23,359
Speaker 1: How did you even get in the people are talking

1101
00:50:23,360 --> 00:50:25,880
Speaker 1: about her because she had on that red dress. Publicist

1102
00:50:26,000 --> 00:50:27,920
Speaker 1: was like, listen, we don't know. No one knows who

1103
00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,799
Speaker 1: you are. Because I'm not doing my job. I need

1104
00:50:29,840 --> 00:50:30,399
Speaker 1: you to wear red.

1105
00:50:30,560 --> 00:50:32,279
Speaker 2: Yes, was like, I can't get you into the event,

1106
00:50:32,280 --> 00:50:35,560
Speaker 2: but I can get you outside. The red The president

1107
00:50:35,600 --> 00:50:38,080
Speaker 2: of the Hollywood Foreign Press when she came out, she

1108
00:50:38,239 --> 00:50:40,800
Speaker 2: had the pin on, but she was wearing like a

1109
00:50:40,920 --> 00:50:43,840
Speaker 2: bright color when she addressed everybody, and I was like,

1110
00:50:43,920 --> 00:50:46,120
Speaker 2: that's interesting. You know you're going to be on stage,

1111
00:50:46,680 --> 00:50:49,440
Speaker 2: you know what everyone's doing. You are the president of

1112
00:50:49,760 --> 00:50:50,239
Speaker 2: this event.

1113
00:50:50,440 --> 00:50:53,200
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, Like but she was like the whole president.

1114
00:50:53,600 --> 00:50:56,160
Speaker 1: She was like, I've been saving money for this, Alexander McQueen.

1115
00:50:56,440 --> 00:50:58,520
Speaker 1: This is what I'm wearing, and it happens to be teal.

1116
00:50:58,760 --> 00:51:01,839
Speaker 2: And then it gets weird because it's like, well, why

1117
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:03,160
Speaker 2: aren't you dressing solidarity?

1118
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,080
Speaker 1: But also don't question a woman in her choices.

1119
00:51:05,400 --> 00:51:07,440
Speaker 2: It's like, okay, but no one can win here.

1120
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:11,640
Speaker 1: It's crazy. All those people are doing so well that like,

1121
00:51:11,760 --> 00:51:14,680
Speaker 1: it's just so funny to see a whole room of

1122
00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:16,640
Speaker 1: the people that you might want to be one day

1123
00:51:17,320 --> 00:51:20,400
Speaker 1: just have an opinion and like stand by it, because

1124
00:51:20,400 --> 00:51:23,200
Speaker 1: I feel like Hollywood is such a mess. It's such

1125
00:51:23,239 --> 00:51:27,240
Speaker 1: a mess. How can don't such a dude? Honestly, yesterday

1126
00:51:27,280 --> 00:51:31,040
Speaker 1: when I was watching all these award winning Academy Award speeches,

1127
00:51:31,440 --> 00:51:34,719
Speaker 1: when Denzel won Right for Training Day, he does his speech,

1128
00:51:34,760 --> 00:51:36,600
Speaker 1: he gets on stage, he's like, God is good. God

1129
00:51:36,760 --> 00:51:38,680
Speaker 1: is good. None of the white people said all the time,

1130
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:41,719
Speaker 1: which is the appropriately when someone says God is good

1131
00:51:41,760 --> 00:51:43,480
Speaker 1: you say all the time, and then I say all

1132
00:51:43,520 --> 00:51:43,839
Speaker 1: the time.

1133
00:51:44,160 --> 00:51:44,759
Speaker 2: God is good.

1134
00:51:44,920 --> 00:51:47,239
Speaker 1: Right, that's what I did. I know, I didn't even

1135
00:51:47,280 --> 00:51:48,680
Speaker 1: point to you, Matt, because I know you, because you know,

1136
00:51:48,760 --> 00:51:51,759
Speaker 1: I don't know. So Denzel gets his little he gets

1137
00:51:51,800 --> 00:51:53,600
Speaker 1: he does his speech, he gets his award, and then

1138
00:51:54,160 --> 00:51:58,560
Speaker 1: Julia Roberts jumps into his arms while they're walking off

1139
00:51:58,680 --> 00:52:02,640
Speaker 1: stage and she's like, She's like, I'm so fiver. Yeah, yeah,

1140
00:52:03,360 --> 00:52:07,680
Speaker 1: I love my life Benzel Washington. Right, But in that moment,

1141
00:52:07,760 --> 00:52:09,799
Speaker 1: it was like, oh my god, there are friends. Yeah,

1142
00:52:10,040 --> 00:52:12,520
Speaker 1: like they have a history. They have history.

1143
00:52:12,640 --> 00:52:14,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were in a movie together quite early. I

1144
00:52:15,040 --> 00:52:17,759
Speaker 2: think it was called No, it was, oh, it was

1145
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,120
Speaker 2: called Philadelphia.

1146
00:52:19,640 --> 00:52:21,799
Speaker 1: I forgot. One of the people called Philadelphia was Tom

1147
00:52:21,840 --> 00:52:23,520
Speaker 1: Hanks and Denzel Washington.

1148
00:52:23,640 --> 00:52:23,920
Speaker 2: That's it.

1149
00:52:24,080 --> 00:52:26,520
Speaker 1: I don't remember anybody else. And maybe like a doctor

1150
00:52:27,239 --> 00:52:28,080
Speaker 1: that probably.

1151
00:52:27,840 --> 00:52:31,560
Speaker 2: A doctor at some point, probably to diagnose them with

1152
00:52:32,800 --> 00:52:36,600
Speaker 2: micro asia, but fucking.

1153
00:52:38,400 --> 00:52:39,239
Speaker 1: But no.

1154
00:52:40,239 --> 00:52:43,279
Speaker 2: Actually they ripped Julia Roberts. I remember being young and

1155
00:52:43,400 --> 00:52:45,800
Speaker 2: watching the Saturday Night Live after that.

1156
00:52:46,120 --> 00:52:47,960
Speaker 1: Man, Now make it all these references. You ain't no

1157
00:52:48,040 --> 00:52:49,400
Speaker 1: twenty seven, you fifty five.

1158
00:52:49,400 --> 00:52:51,359
Speaker 2: I'm seventy years old.

1159
00:52:52,680 --> 00:52:55,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, work on the sun. I clearly don't have fiber bio.

1160
00:52:55,520 --> 00:52:59,520
Speaker 2: But fucking Amy Pouler was playing Julia Roberts, and she

1161
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,120
Speaker 2: was playing Julia like giving Denzel the award, and she

1162
00:53:03,280 --> 00:53:05,560
Speaker 2: was like, oh my god, this is so much better

1163
00:53:05,680 --> 00:53:10,760
Speaker 2: because I'm involved, And it's like, yeah, thatshell, you're leaping

1164
00:53:11,040 --> 00:53:12,160
Speaker 2: your chance to be involved.

1165
00:53:12,160 --> 00:53:14,000
Speaker 1: But also these are people who've known each other for

1166
00:53:14,200 --> 00:53:16,759
Speaker 1: years and years, so like maybe they don't they don't

1167
00:53:16,800 --> 00:53:19,359
Speaker 1: care about like poor people problems, right, Oprah doesn't even

1168
00:53:19,440 --> 00:53:22,480
Speaker 1: know what like debt is. Right, these people have been

1169
00:53:22,560 --> 00:53:24,719
Speaker 1: rich longer than they've been broke at this point.

1170
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:27,680
Speaker 2: Oprah might be the exception because she genuinely came from

1171
00:53:27,800 --> 00:53:29,040
Speaker 2: like nothing, I think.

1172
00:53:29,000 --> 00:53:32,279
Speaker 1: And I feel like she's always googling, researching.

1173
00:53:32,600 --> 00:53:35,319
Speaker 2: She's always she's gotta know what's up. Yeah.

1174
00:53:35,680 --> 00:53:38,000
Speaker 1: Yes, But like when people talk about like jay Z

1175
00:53:38,320 --> 00:53:40,239
Speaker 1: and stuff like that, and like they're like, oh, he's

1176
00:53:40,280 --> 00:53:43,399
Speaker 1: from the projects, it's like jay Z has been rich

1177
00:53:43,520 --> 00:53:46,840
Speaker 1: at this point longer than he's been he'd been. If

1178
00:53:46,880 --> 00:53:49,239
Speaker 1: you have a boat, you're out of touch. Also, he's

1179
00:53:49,320 --> 00:53:53,000
Speaker 1: worth if you're on a jet, like if you're never

1180
00:53:53,080 --> 00:53:55,600
Speaker 1: on a commercial plane ever since, Like you know who

1181
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,880
Speaker 1: flies commercial Madonna. Apparently there's been like there's pictures of

1182
00:53:59,880 --> 00:54:03,080
Speaker 1: her like sitting like first class. I have to I

1183
00:54:03,560 --> 00:54:05,680
Speaker 1: served her, and that bitch looked nothing.

1184
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:05,880
Speaker 2: Like she do.

1185
00:54:07,320 --> 00:54:12,799
Speaker 1: Like she looks like a skeletor she's had. She looks skeletar.

1186
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:15,719
Speaker 1: She looks like that though to me in pictures do it.

1187
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:18,279
Speaker 1: But it was just almost it was one of those things,

1188
00:54:18,840 --> 00:54:20,719
Speaker 1: Yeah that you see somebody, You're like that look like

1189
00:54:20,840 --> 00:54:23,040
Speaker 1: a busted ass Madonna. You're like, oh no, it's Madonna.

1190
00:54:23,239 --> 00:54:23,719
Speaker 1: It's for real.

1191
00:54:23,800 --> 00:54:27,000
Speaker 2: Foreral Madonna. How did she tip you? Yes, because I've

1192
00:54:27,040 --> 00:54:27,720
Speaker 2: heard she doesn't.

1193
00:54:28,040 --> 00:54:31,200
Speaker 1: She did not. She didn't tip you didn't tip? No, no, no, no,

1194
00:54:31,480 --> 00:54:33,680
Speaker 1: she left nothing. She didn't Well, first of all, she

1195
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:35,840
Speaker 1: didn't even have me. She had another waitress. But you know,

1196
00:54:35,960 --> 00:54:36,759
Speaker 1: I did my thing.

1197
00:54:37,040 --> 00:54:38,239
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you gotta go check in.

1198
00:54:38,440 --> 00:54:41,120
Speaker 1: She had a tea. I think she was either doing

1199
00:54:41,120 --> 00:54:44,239
Speaker 1: an interview or she was it was some business going on,

1200
00:54:44,800 --> 00:54:47,160
Speaker 1: So I think that she was staying in the hotel

1201
00:54:47,200 --> 00:54:49,359
Speaker 1: and she kind of like, I'm here for a couple

1202
00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:49,760
Speaker 1: of days.

1203
00:54:49,880 --> 00:54:51,080
Speaker 2: This might be my first stop.

1204
00:54:51,600 --> 00:54:54,279
Speaker 1: I might tip along the way. You know. It was

1205
00:54:54,360 --> 00:54:56,800
Speaker 1: kind of like stopping in me see what how network

1206
00:54:56,880 --> 00:55:00,279
Speaker 1: is because that's rude. Please say for Donna has been

1207
00:55:00,320 --> 00:55:03,319
Speaker 1: around since like before freaking, she should tip.

1208
00:55:03,520 --> 00:55:05,080
Speaker 2: She should be going everywhere throwing money.

1209
00:55:05,160 --> 00:55:08,239
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, but there's also respect. Like, listen, I'm coming

1210
00:55:08,239 --> 00:55:10,440
Speaker 1: in and getting a tea, You really gonna charge me

1211
00:55:10,600 --> 00:55:12,960
Speaker 1: seven dollars? Come on, I'm a donna. The tea was

1212
00:55:13,000 --> 00:55:15,120
Speaker 1: seven dollars. She could have threw seven hundred dollars down

1213
00:55:15,160 --> 00:55:15,320
Speaker 1: for it.

1214
00:55:16,239 --> 00:55:17,799
Speaker 2: I don't think anyone's better, that's a fact.

1215
00:55:17,880 --> 00:55:21,239
Speaker 1: But if Oprah came in and like ordered the tea

1216
00:55:21,760 --> 00:55:24,520
Speaker 1: and sat there for like forty minutes and then didn't

1217
00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,279
Speaker 1: tip me, I'd be like, I'm just so gracious that

1218
00:55:27,480 --> 00:55:29,839
Speaker 1: I was able to be in Oprah's presence, because it's

1219
00:55:29,880 --> 00:55:32,040
Speaker 1: really hard to be in her presence. But Donna is

1220
00:55:32,040 --> 00:55:34,000
Speaker 1: worth eight hundred million dollars. She couldn't pay for the

1221
00:55:34,120 --> 00:55:36,879
Speaker 1: tea and then pay somebody she paid for the tea,

1222
00:55:37,160 --> 00:55:38,719
Speaker 1: did not tip. She did.

1223
00:55:40,480 --> 00:55:42,920
Speaker 2: Because it's just the tea. She don't have no cash.

1224
00:55:43,040 --> 00:55:46,120
Speaker 2: But I'm saying she has a reputation for not tipping

1225
00:55:46,239 --> 00:55:46,880
Speaker 2: on chills.

1226
00:55:47,560 --> 00:55:49,680
Speaker 1: She don't tip. She don't tip, and she don't pay

1227
00:55:49,719 --> 00:55:53,840
Speaker 1: her dancers. Really, she don't Oh, know, because people are

1228
00:55:53,920 --> 00:55:56,759
Speaker 1: so hyped to be these people's backup dancers, and then

1229
00:55:56,800 --> 00:55:59,319
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, why are you still struggling the way

1230
00:55:59,360 --> 00:56:00,520
Speaker 1: you are because they're.

1231
00:56:00,360 --> 00:56:01,920
Speaker 2: Going on to and I get paid. I don't get that.

1232
00:56:02,080 --> 00:56:03,279
Speaker 2: What do they do with their money?

1233
00:56:03,360 --> 00:56:05,320
Speaker 1: Then? If they don't pay, that's why they have so

1234
00:56:05,440 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: much money. They don't pay people. That's what I'm telling you.

1235
00:56:08,239 --> 00:56:09,719
Speaker 1: That's what I'm telling you. We need to get on

1236
00:56:09,840 --> 00:56:13,440
Speaker 1: and get what we need through these like you know, podcasts, honestly,

1237
00:56:13,640 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: and I would get some backup dancers just to walk

1238
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:19,440
Speaker 1: behind me, just and that's what they would do. I'm

1239
00:56:19,600 --> 00:56:21,720
Speaker 1: higher twins from Beyonce.

1240
00:56:22,800 --> 00:56:24,279
Speaker 2: You know. They don't pay for anything. They were on

1241
00:56:24,320 --> 00:56:27,880
Speaker 2: the red carpet, the jewels are the designers are like,

1242
00:56:28,040 --> 00:56:28,640
Speaker 2: please wear.

1243
00:56:28,560 --> 00:56:31,400
Speaker 1: This, because then the regular rich people are like, oh,

1244
00:56:31,480 --> 00:56:33,800
Speaker 1: I need to look like Jennifer Lopez. Then you go

1245
00:56:33,920 --> 00:56:36,360
Speaker 1: buy that dress or let me go buy those jewels,

1246
00:56:36,360 --> 00:56:38,839
Speaker 1: and you're like, but wait, you're not even making as

1247
00:56:38,960 --> 00:56:41,040
Speaker 1: much as these people. Why would you buy that ship.

1248
00:56:41,160 --> 00:56:44,680
Speaker 2: I wonder if Jennifer Lopez still owns her famous versace.

1249
00:56:45,040 --> 00:56:47,960
Speaker 1: I feel like it's like a musing. It's gotta be

1250
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,040
Speaker 1: and the ship like thin as that fabric look like

1251
00:56:51,080 --> 00:56:53,600
Speaker 1: a cover up, like a swimsuit cover up. It looks

1252
00:56:53,640 --> 00:56:56,880
Speaker 1: if you actually look at it, it doesn't give.

1253
00:56:56,800 --> 00:57:01,200
Speaker 2: Some water hit it, it would disintegrate. So honestly here, yeah,

1254
00:57:01,280 --> 00:57:03,080
Speaker 2: you're right, it was actually never here.

1255
00:57:03,320 --> 00:57:09,080
Speaker 1: It was clothes. She used it as a dish rag

1256
00:57:09,160 --> 00:57:12,239
Speaker 1: in the movie Enough, how she used.

1257
00:57:12,239 --> 00:57:14,359
Speaker 2: To wipe her brown after she had had enough.

1258
00:57:15,280 --> 00:57:18,680
Speaker 1: How do you feel about j LO? I love Jennifer Lopez.

1259
00:57:18,960 --> 00:57:22,840
Speaker 2: I mean I also I embrace all her strengths and weaknesses.

1260
00:57:22,920 --> 00:57:24,840
Speaker 2: I think that people are too hard on her sometimes

1261
00:57:25,080 --> 00:57:27,360
Speaker 2: because I do think she's good to her people, and

1262
00:57:27,480 --> 00:57:29,840
Speaker 2: I do think she's a nice person. I just think

1263
00:57:29,920 --> 00:57:34,560
Speaker 2: she's unbothered like so people sometimes confuse that with being

1264
00:57:34,680 --> 00:57:37,720
Speaker 2: like she's too good. Also, she came from the fucking

1265
00:57:37,760 --> 00:57:38,280
Speaker 2: Bronx too.

1266
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:43,280
Speaker 1: Allegedly she had a baby shower at a hotel. Allegedly,

1267
00:57:43,360 --> 00:57:45,040
Speaker 1: when she had the twins, she had a baby shower.

1268
00:57:45,400 --> 00:57:49,160
Speaker 1: She was up on the roof. She specifically said, I

1269
00:57:49,280 --> 00:57:51,440
Speaker 1: don't want any of the staff to speak to me.

1270
00:57:52,040 --> 00:57:54,320
Speaker 1: Don't talk to me, don't even act like I'm here.

1271
00:57:54,760 --> 00:57:56,840
Speaker 1: Talk to this person. So everybody had to talk to

1272
00:57:56,960 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: this specific person if they wanted to like relay a

1273
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,240
Speaker 1: message her. But are you fucking kidding me? Then you

1274
00:58:02,360 --> 00:58:04,560
Speaker 1: have your baby show in your fucking house. You were

1275
00:58:04,640 --> 00:58:07,160
Speaker 1: in a public place. You don't want to staff to talk.

1276
00:58:07,800 --> 00:58:11,000
Speaker 1: Nobody could speak to her, Like if you spoke to her,

1277
00:58:11,040 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 1: you would get in trouble. I believe that that's a

1278
00:58:14,560 --> 00:58:17,640
Speaker 1: ridiculous demand. Have that ship in your property? Then you

1279
00:58:17,800 --> 00:58:21,040
Speaker 1: have so many properties. Yeah, I thought some version of

1280
00:58:21,120 --> 00:58:23,040
Speaker 1: that story went down. I don't know that's that's like

1281
00:58:23,200 --> 00:58:26,240
Speaker 1: some version of that story legend Allegedly that's what happened.

1282
00:58:26,240 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 1: But was it at your hotel You're trying to talk

1283
00:58:28,200 --> 00:58:30,360
Speaker 1: to Jay Legendly, I'm telling you that's what went down.

1284
00:58:33,640 --> 00:58:35,840
Speaker 2: But here's the thing. I do think that Jlo gets

1285
00:58:35,880 --> 00:58:38,440
Speaker 2: some ship for not being a good actress, which is ridiculous.

1286
00:58:38,480 --> 00:58:42,280
Speaker 1: You have to go back and watch Selena. She turned it, Yes, Selena,

1287
00:58:42,560 --> 00:58:45,440
Speaker 1: but she was playing a performer. She is a performer.

1288
00:58:47,200 --> 00:58:50,040
Speaker 1: Was good also, the costumes were good. On that what

1289
00:58:50,120 --> 00:58:53,240
Speaker 1: I'm saying, I feel like it's really hard to fuck

1290
00:58:53,360 --> 00:58:57,080
Speaker 1: up a biopic when you cast it properly. Yeah, yes,

1291
00:58:57,320 --> 00:58:59,800
Speaker 1: Like that's why Jamie Fox killed it, and that's why

1292
00:59:00,240 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 1: that's a win. If you could get one of those

1293
00:59:01,960 --> 00:59:04,040
Speaker 1: and they set it up right, that's you're going to

1294
00:59:04,080 --> 00:59:04,680
Speaker 1: get an award.

1295
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:07,000
Speaker 2: That's why I award. That's all that acting is for

1296
00:59:07,080 --> 00:59:09,600
Speaker 2: the most part, is casting the right person and letting

1297
00:59:09,680 --> 00:59:12,440
Speaker 2: them go like you know what I mean, Like Jamie

1298
00:59:12,480 --> 00:59:16,560
Speaker 2: Fox like that. He will never give a performance as

1299
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:18,320
Speaker 2: good as that, never because he won't.

1300
00:59:19,520 --> 00:59:20,080
Speaker 1: He was good.

1301
00:59:20,120 --> 00:59:24,720
Speaker 2: And Collateral that's the other one. He was the taxi

1302
00:59:24,880 --> 00:59:28,840
Speaker 2: driver and drive around that was killing people. Jada Pickettsmith,

1303
00:59:29,320 --> 00:59:35,520
Speaker 2: Yes and yeah, so yes to this day yea. But honestly,

1304
00:59:36,200 --> 00:59:39,400
Speaker 2: the fact of the matter is, like, like we're talking about,

1305
00:59:39,640 --> 00:59:43,160
Speaker 2: I've been watching my screeners and everything, and actually two

1306
00:59:43,280 --> 00:59:47,040
Speaker 2: nights ago and I didn't watch it because I can't

1307
00:59:47,080 --> 00:59:49,080
Speaker 2: watch scary movies, like I can't do it, and I

1308
00:59:49,200 --> 00:59:50,600
Speaker 2: knew this was going to be a really good one,

1309
00:59:50,640 --> 00:59:52,680
Speaker 2: but I just watched Get Out because I wanted to

1310
00:59:52,760 --> 00:59:55,320
Speaker 2: make sure I watched it before I voted for you.

1311
00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:56,440
Speaker 1: And what did you think?

1312
00:59:57,040 --> 00:59:59,000
Speaker 2: It voted for it for everything? It was nominated for

1313
00:59:59,280 --> 01:00:03,360
Speaker 2: fucking un real. Daniel Coluja that's his name, the lead actor.

1314
01:00:03,800 --> 01:00:07,480
Speaker 1: He is beasts, Yeah, and James Franco beat him at

1315
01:00:07,560 --> 01:00:08,440
Speaker 1: the Golden globes.

1316
01:00:08,520 --> 01:00:11,880
Speaker 2: Yes it was which Gary Old No, no, no, it

1317
01:00:12,000 --> 01:00:15,320
Speaker 2: was James Franco, Which is fucked because I saw did

1318
01:00:15,320 --> 01:00:16,360
Speaker 2: you guys see disaster artists?

1319
01:00:16,400 --> 01:00:18,480
Speaker 1: I'm not here for anything James does. I feel like

1320
01:00:18,560 --> 01:00:22,360
Speaker 1: James frail plays the same character in every James Franco

1321
01:00:22,440 --> 01:00:25,400
Speaker 1: is James Franco doude. Yeah, he doesn't give me any range.

1322
01:00:25,560 --> 01:00:28,160
Speaker 2: He plays like Tommy Wiseo in this movie, which is

1323
01:00:28,160 --> 01:00:29,720
Speaker 2: the guy that did the room, and like he does

1324
01:00:29,760 --> 01:00:31,960
Speaker 2: a good job, but it is like a sketch comedy performance,

1325
01:00:32,120 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 2: if you know what I mean, right, Whereas like this

1326
01:00:34,720 --> 01:00:38,920
Speaker 2: dude Daniel in this movie. Here's what I've clocked when

1327
01:00:38,960 --> 01:00:41,080
Speaker 2: I was like watching it. It is so hard to

1328
01:00:41,240 --> 01:00:43,920
Speaker 2: be the lead of a scary movie because you have

1329
01:00:44,080 --> 01:00:45,240
Speaker 2: to acting as.

1330
01:00:45,160 --> 01:00:48,440
Speaker 1: You can't overact, no, but you want to react to

1331
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,640
Speaker 1: what's happening around.

1332
01:00:49,480 --> 01:00:50,840
Speaker 2: And you have to get a liver. You have to

1333
01:00:50,920 --> 01:00:55,320
Speaker 2: hear information and that's hard and like discover horrible truths.

1334
01:00:55,000 --> 01:00:58,360
Speaker 1: And that's hard. Yeah, And his reactions were so real

1335
01:00:58,440 --> 01:01:00,280
Speaker 1: because I was like, yo, I would have reacted like that,

1336
01:01:00,400 --> 01:01:01,960
Speaker 1: but I had to remain calm, and that's what he

1337
01:01:02,080 --> 01:01:04,240
Speaker 1: was doing. He was like reacting. He was still trying

1338
01:01:04,240 --> 01:01:06,120
Speaker 1: to be oblivious. It was a lot going on.

1339
01:01:06,960 --> 01:01:10,480
Speaker 2: It's good, I'm saying. I'm saying, this is a movie

1340
01:01:10,680 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 2: that should absolutely win Best Picture. I think if it

1341
01:01:13,680 --> 01:01:18,280
Speaker 2: gets nominated, because it's so different from all the other movies.

1342
01:01:18,440 --> 01:01:20,520
Speaker 2: It's even different from the scary movies that you see,

1343
01:01:20,880 --> 01:01:23,880
Speaker 2: because it just was innovative on every level. And I

1344
01:01:23,960 --> 01:01:27,240
Speaker 2: think across the board, the whole cast was amazing really well.

1345
01:01:27,240 --> 01:01:28,960
Speaker 1: Well, I thought it was gonna be like a like

1346
01:01:29,040 --> 01:01:32,760
Speaker 1: a scary movie, spoofy movie.

1347
01:01:32,960 --> 01:01:35,160
Speaker 2: Right, I mean, because it's Jordan Peele, you think there

1348
01:01:35,200 --> 01:01:38,280
Speaker 2: must be some comedic element. And then when they categorized

1349
01:01:38,280 --> 01:01:41,040
Speaker 2: it as a comedy at the Golden Globes was rude.

1350
01:01:41,200 --> 01:01:43,200
Speaker 1: That was rude. It was.

1351
01:01:43,760 --> 01:01:46,280
Speaker 2: It was definitely the studio being like, we want to

1352
01:01:46,280 --> 01:01:48,120
Speaker 2: give it the best chance to win, to win, and

1353
01:01:48,200 --> 01:01:51,880
Speaker 2: they think it could compete with like Dunkirk and like

1354
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:52,680
Speaker 2: all these other.

1355
01:01:52,600 --> 01:01:54,440
Speaker 1: Movies that are because they know the deal, they know

1356
01:01:54,520 --> 01:01:57,000
Speaker 1: how fucked up the system is, and they know that

1357
01:01:57,080 --> 01:01:58,840
Speaker 1: they won't they won't get anything.

1358
01:01:58,920 --> 01:02:02,520
Speaker 2: Meanwhile, I think it could have won that that drama

1359
01:02:02,600 --> 01:02:05,240
Speaker 2: category because I think that people were going to go

1360
01:02:05,360 --> 01:02:08,880
Speaker 2: for a Lady Bird because it was lady I liked it.

1361
01:02:09,080 --> 01:02:10,920
Speaker 2: I liked it so much, you guys should check it out.

1362
01:02:11,480 --> 01:02:12,760
Speaker 2: I know that you guys are not going to be

1363
01:02:12,800 --> 01:02:13,800
Speaker 2: excited about Lady Bird.

1364
01:02:13,840 --> 01:02:15,880
Speaker 1: But it's a white girl wrapping with an accent?

1365
01:02:16,040 --> 01:02:16,640
Speaker 2: Is that what it is?

1366
01:02:16,960 --> 01:02:18,480
Speaker 1: No, that's what I thought it was.

1367
01:02:18,880 --> 01:02:22,200
Speaker 2: It's it's definitely like a white girl. It's like like,

1368
01:02:22,640 --> 01:02:24,880
Speaker 2: oh my girl and her mom and Sacramento. But like

1369
01:02:25,040 --> 01:02:27,640
Speaker 2: it is, it's a good it's good. I'm not paying

1370
01:02:27,640 --> 01:02:28,440
Speaker 2: fifteen dollars for it.

1371
01:02:28,640 --> 01:02:29,080
Speaker 1: No you can.

1372
01:02:29,200 --> 01:02:31,080
Speaker 2: I mean if I get he.

1373
01:02:31,120 --> 01:02:32,600
Speaker 1: Got the DVD?

1374
01:02:33,400 --> 01:02:36,360
Speaker 2: Have you on the couch? See, that's what I'm saying.

1375
01:02:36,720 --> 01:02:38,000
Speaker 2: Give people ship for freak.

1376
01:02:39,440 --> 01:02:43,200
Speaker 1: That's what we're to Casper. We've been talking for an hour,

1377
01:02:43,360 --> 01:02:44,920
Speaker 1: and we could talk for an hour more. I know

1378
01:02:45,040 --> 01:02:47,200
Speaker 1: I have not even talked about so.

1379
01:02:47,280 --> 01:02:48,880
Speaker 2: Maybe you might maybe you might have to change my

1380
01:02:48,920 --> 01:02:52,400
Speaker 2: expertise to be the Hollywood industry expert.

1381
01:02:52,600 --> 01:02:56,920
Speaker 1: Yeah. I like that. I like that industry insider. Matt Rogers. Okay,

1382
01:02:59,120 --> 01:03:02,400
Speaker 1: thank you for giving. Can you give us any Hollywood tea, like,

1383
01:03:02,440 --> 01:03:05,600
Speaker 1: anything about Hollywood that you know or you feel like

1384
01:03:05,680 --> 01:03:06,440
Speaker 1: people should know.

1385
01:03:06,840 --> 01:03:11,760
Speaker 2: James franco Is canceled as of like yesterday, Wait, why

1386
01:03:11,880 --> 01:03:16,520
Speaker 2: is he canceled? Because now there's allegations, many allegations and it.

1387
01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:20,920
Speaker 1: Sucks to hear. But also, do you on James Franco.

1388
01:03:22,360 --> 01:03:23,080
Speaker 2: Podcast right now?

1389
01:03:23,240 --> 01:03:26,200
Speaker 1: Should we bonus episode this? I'm like, should we just

1390
01:03:26,280 --> 01:03:29,160
Speaker 1: keep let's just keep talking? I have I have a

1391
01:03:29,280 --> 01:03:33,320
Speaker 1: friend that dated friend is code for you? No, no,

1392
01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:35,480
Speaker 1: come on, girl, James Franco is not my type. I

1393
01:03:35,520 --> 01:03:37,120
Speaker 1: don't care how much money is. I'm like, I'm not

1394
01:03:37,240 --> 01:03:39,040
Speaker 1: touching that dick. I'm all sad. You know that dick

1395
01:03:39,120 --> 01:03:42,800
Speaker 1: got lint on it. It's been places. My friend was

1396
01:03:42,960 --> 01:03:46,920
Speaker 1: seeing James Franco. She was waiting and waiting to hook up.

1397
01:03:47,440 --> 01:03:49,800
Speaker 1: He would never initiate the hookup, but she would feel

1398
01:03:50,200 --> 01:03:51,240
Speaker 1: the sexual tension.

1399
01:03:51,320 --> 01:03:52,240
Speaker 2: She would hang out.

1400
01:03:52,320 --> 01:03:56,080
Speaker 1: Sound she would feel the tension, but he's not hitting

1401
01:03:56,120 --> 01:04:01,480
Speaker 1: me up. A friend of mine has dated numerous celebrities,

1402
01:04:01,600 --> 01:04:03,680
Speaker 1: so she knowed deal did. She's a pro at this.

1403
01:04:04,000 --> 01:04:07,200
Speaker 1: So she would go to his hotel. He would read

1404
01:04:07,280 --> 01:04:07,520
Speaker 1: to her.

1405
01:04:08,480 --> 01:04:12,600
Speaker 2: He would read what would he read his fucking.

1406
01:04:12,520 --> 01:04:16,000
Speaker 1: Book that he wrote? He wrote a book? Yes?

1407
01:04:16,920 --> 01:04:18,640
Speaker 2: Oh no, girl.

1408
01:04:19,120 --> 01:04:21,480
Speaker 1: It was like as soon as she got into it,

1409
01:04:21,560 --> 01:04:26,160
Speaker 1: she's like are you reading your stuff to me? Yes,

1410
01:04:26,360 --> 01:04:28,400
Speaker 1: he would, he would read his book to her, and

1411
01:04:28,480 --> 01:04:31,200
Speaker 1: then they never hooked up, but he would like he

1412
01:04:31,320 --> 01:04:35,400
Speaker 1: sent her you know chooes he's They went on numerous dates.

1413
01:04:35,720 --> 01:04:36,520
Speaker 1: He was in a play.

1414
01:04:37,120 --> 01:04:37,720
Speaker 2: What play was it?

1415
01:04:39,280 --> 01:04:42,040
Speaker 1: Yes, yep, she went to that. Like, so they never

1416
01:04:42,120 --> 01:04:44,040
Speaker 1: had sex, never had So your friend was friends with

1417
01:04:44,200 --> 01:04:48,080
Speaker 1: James Franco. Yeah, no, but like you know, that means

1418
01:04:48,320 --> 01:04:50,120
Speaker 1: he was waiting for whatever he had to clear up.

1419
01:04:50,280 --> 01:04:56,440
Speaker 1: She thought that he was gay, like not just because

1420
01:04:56,440 --> 01:04:59,440
Speaker 1: he didn't fuck her, but because of like interest, the number,

1421
01:04:59,640 --> 01:05:02,240
Speaker 1: like different things happen when she handles lit he'd have

1422
01:05:02,320 --> 01:05:12,000
Speaker 1: a jail mass. But but she was like, I don't know.

1423
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,200
Speaker 1: I just feel like it's not even that he won't.

1424
01:05:14,440 --> 01:05:17,320
Speaker 1: We haven't had What does your friend look like? Gorgeous?

1425
01:05:17,840 --> 01:05:20,240
Speaker 1: You need to keep us I'll show you a picture

1426
01:05:20,320 --> 01:05:21,760
Speaker 1: what she looked like. Just like if in a movie

1427
01:05:21,800 --> 01:05:24,960
Speaker 1: he would play your friend, would it be Margot Robbie,

1428
01:05:26,320 --> 01:05:30,000
Speaker 1: Margot Roblay, would it be Fergie? Would it be Data

1429
01:05:30,040 --> 01:05:32,160
Speaker 1: Pinkett before the cheeks? Who would it be dude?

1430
01:05:32,680 --> 01:05:34,640
Speaker 2: Would it be Kellys in with the highlights?

1431
01:05:35,120 --> 01:05:37,320
Speaker 1: Oh my god? Waiting her chunky blonde highlights.

1432
01:05:37,640 --> 01:05:39,600
Speaker 2: Let's just say that so we can say we covered

1433
01:05:39,680 --> 01:05:43,040
Speaker 2: Kelly at all. Kelly blew out the chunky blonde highlights.

1434
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:45,920
Speaker 2: And my mother to this day will say to her

1435
01:05:45,960 --> 01:05:49,880
Speaker 2: friends and whatever. I'll always catch her saying this. She goes, yeah,

1436
01:05:49,920 --> 01:05:52,360
Speaker 2: I don't like the chunky blond highlight. The only person

1437
01:05:52,440 --> 01:05:54,960
Speaker 2: who can do it is Kelly Clarkson. I'm like, that

1438
01:05:55,120 --> 01:05:56,280
Speaker 2: is a touch a deep guy.

1439
01:05:56,480 --> 01:05:57,120
Speaker 1: That's rude.

1440
01:05:58,440 --> 01:06:01,000
Speaker 2: Your mom is hilarious. Wait, let me look at your friend.

1441
01:06:01,440 --> 01:06:04,400
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, okay, so Margot Robbie might play her?

1442
01:06:04,600 --> 01:06:08,560
Speaker 1: Oh for real? Let me wait, you didn't know you

1443
01:06:08,720 --> 01:06:10,720
Speaker 1: met her? She's come to our show. She's fine. I

1444
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:13,280
Speaker 1: don't remember her at all. Wow, this is she thought.

1445
01:06:13,360 --> 01:06:15,520
Speaker 1: She doesn't have any makeup on. She doesn't wear up.

1446
01:06:15,920 --> 01:06:16,560
Speaker 1: That's beautiful.

1447
01:06:16,560 --> 01:06:19,800
Speaker 2: Maybe she's wearing no makeup makeup which is like an

1448
01:06:19,960 --> 01:06:21,240
Speaker 2: hour long process.

1449
01:06:21,480 --> 01:06:24,320
Speaker 1: She doesn't really wear makeup. Who else is your friend banged?

1450
01:06:25,120 --> 01:06:25,800
Speaker 1: Let's get into this.

1451
01:06:26,240 --> 01:06:29,640
Speaker 2: My friend Bank Colin Kaepernick, How was that a long

1452
01:06:29,720 --> 01:06:31,640
Speaker 2: time ago? How was this girl that I worked with?

1453
01:06:31,920 --> 01:06:32,280
Speaker 1: Banks?

1454
01:06:32,320 --> 01:06:35,920
Speaker 2: Colin Kaepernick working with him? No over Instagram?

1455
01:06:36,000 --> 01:06:39,640
Speaker 1: They met And I believe that a lot of celebrity

1456
01:06:39,680 --> 01:06:41,240
Speaker 1: dudes would be going in dms.

1457
01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:42,760
Speaker 2: And she fed one of the dances were dancing with

1458
01:06:42,800 --> 01:06:43,200
Speaker 2: the stars.

1459
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:45,840
Speaker 1: Oh that she shouldn't tell nobody that that's trash. Was

1460
01:06:46,040 --> 01:06:51,600
Speaker 1: one like valchank one though, that's like taking up with

1461
01:06:51,640 --> 01:06:56,400
Speaker 1: a waiter like no, no, a little coin both, and

1462
01:06:57,720 --> 01:07:01,439
Speaker 1: so you bet her slow your god, damn roll. That's

1463
01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:06,200
Speaker 1: a waiter waitress for thirty years. Listen, I'm going on

1464
01:07:06,280 --> 01:07:09,600
Speaker 1: a year eleven. So when I become famous, I'll act

1465
01:07:09,680 --> 01:07:12,560
Speaker 1: like I've never saved that person. They're gonna be like, well,

1466
01:07:12,840 --> 01:07:16,000
Speaker 1: listening to your podcast, the unofficial expert of All Lives life,

1467
01:07:17,080 --> 01:07:20,080
Speaker 1: that's not me. It says that Sydney was with Washington

1468
01:07:20,600 --> 01:07:23,600
Speaker 1: never remember Ready fasted my life. I don't know her.

1469
01:07:24,080 --> 01:07:27,960
Speaker 1: On the Meryl Streep episode, Meryl said, didn't you serve

1470
01:07:28,080 --> 01:07:28,360
Speaker 1: me once?

1471
01:07:28,440 --> 01:07:29,360
Speaker 2: And you said, sure did?

1472
01:07:30,080 --> 01:07:34,400
Speaker 1: And she's hooked up with uh, Derek Jeter, Reggie Bush,

1473
01:07:34,800 --> 01:07:37,640
Speaker 1: Derek Jeter? Is he burning a little bit?

1474
01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,280
Speaker 2: Have you guys ever hooked up with a famous person?

1475
01:07:40,600 --> 01:07:44,960
Speaker 1: No, but twenty eighteen is my year, okay, have you? Yes?

1476
01:07:45,520 --> 01:07:47,600
Speaker 2: I have one. I can't say it on here, but

1477
01:07:47,680 --> 01:07:48,840
Speaker 2: I have hooked up with the famous.

1478
01:07:48,920 --> 01:07:51,840
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna say I hooked up before the person

1479
01:07:51,960 --> 01:07:54,160
Speaker 1: was famous. I was like, I didn't even think it

1480
01:07:54,240 --> 01:07:55,760
Speaker 1: was gonna be like that. And then it was like

1481
01:07:55,760 --> 01:07:57,800
Speaker 1: boom boom boom boo boom, and I was like, oh shit,

1482
01:07:58,080 --> 01:08:00,880
Speaker 1: boomo boom boo boom. Is the off air? I can't

1483
01:08:00,880 --> 01:08:01,720
Speaker 1: wait to hear this is.

1484
01:08:02,200 --> 01:08:02,760
Speaker 2: It's a mess.

1485
01:08:02,960 --> 01:08:05,360
Speaker 1: It's kind of one of those things. It's like, why,

1486
01:08:05,960 --> 01:08:08,080
Speaker 1: like you got nothing out of it. You didn't get

1487
01:08:08,120 --> 01:08:11,800
Speaker 1: no spots, no nothing like because I didn't sell her.

1488
01:08:11,800 --> 01:08:14,800
Speaker 2: Like this person you did it. So you know, I

1489
01:08:14,880 --> 01:08:17,240
Speaker 2: got scared because I thought they were so much hotter

1490
01:08:17,320 --> 01:08:18,840
Speaker 2: than me, but they were so into me.

1491
01:08:18,920 --> 01:08:19,639
Speaker 1: It was so weird.

1492
01:08:19,920 --> 01:08:22,160
Speaker 2: It is like five years ago, and I was like

1493
01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:23,719
Speaker 2: shocked at this person.

1494
01:08:23,520 --> 01:08:26,120
Speaker 1: Trying to figure out who it could tell you, is

1495
01:08:26,200 --> 01:08:29,120
Speaker 1: it a comedian, No, it's an actor. It's an actor.

1496
01:08:31,000 --> 01:08:32,400
Speaker 1: Is an actor that's out? Or is it one of

1497
01:08:32,439 --> 01:08:33,360
Speaker 1: these like classes out?

1498
01:08:33,840 --> 01:08:36,920
Speaker 2: But I won't say that's fine, but I will say

1499
01:08:37,000 --> 01:08:38,559
Speaker 2: we're not going to directly off air.

1500
01:08:39,080 --> 01:08:41,599
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna push it, but I'm gonna guess Tadrick

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01:08:41,680 --> 01:08:46,120
Speaker 1: Hall imagine then that would not be good. Yeah, he

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01:08:46,160 --> 01:08:47,840
Speaker 1: looked like he probably like look at himself. He's a

1503
01:08:47,880 --> 01:08:52,360
Speaker 1: bossy bottom for sure. I will say that.

1504
01:08:55,040 --> 01:08:55,080
Speaker 2: That.

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01:08:55,560 --> 01:08:58,879
Speaker 1: No, I will say David Beckham in real life is stunning.

1506
01:08:59,439 --> 01:09:02,479
Speaker 1: Voice is so such a but who cares?

1507
01:09:02,560 --> 01:09:04,200
Speaker 2: Shut up? No, it's terrible.

1508
01:09:04,439 --> 01:09:05,000
Speaker 1: He's kind of like.

1509
01:09:07,760 --> 01:09:09,120
Speaker 2: That. It's disgusting.

1510
01:09:09,560 --> 01:09:13,680
Speaker 1: Is he tall? I think he's average. I don't think

1511
01:09:13,720 --> 01:09:15,960
Speaker 1: he's like a five nine. Yeah, I don't think he's

1512
01:09:16,040 --> 01:09:18,960
Speaker 1: like tall. He doesn't. His vibes don't feel tall because

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01:09:18,960 --> 01:09:19,320
Speaker 1: the voice.

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01:09:19,600 --> 01:09:25,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's got an ass that is would let

1515
01:09:25,360 --> 01:09:27,400
Speaker 2: him break my arm and great bike.

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01:09:27,840 --> 01:09:30,360
Speaker 1: Just your arm and that's your breaking my arm? No

1517
01:09:30,520 --> 01:09:34,720
Speaker 1: he don't. I don't have my ass broken. So that

1518
01:09:34,880 --> 01:09:41,559
Speaker 1: means that means your top huh? You tapping it, Piz

1519
01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:42,760
Speaker 1: the Toppers.

1520
01:09:42,439 --> 01:09:43,080
Speaker 2: Top of the world.

1521
01:09:43,880 --> 01:09:49,360
Speaker 1: Listen, I even I learned so much, so much, Matt,

1522
01:09:49,760 --> 01:09:52,120
Speaker 1: I mean, what's I'm sorry. I just wanted to know

1523
01:09:52,160 --> 01:09:52,800
Speaker 1: what's next for you.

1524
01:09:53,360 --> 01:09:54,000
Speaker 2: What's next for me?

1525
01:09:54,680 --> 01:09:55,280
Speaker 1: Let's let's see.

1526
01:09:55,400 --> 01:09:57,720
Speaker 2: Well we got the podcast, so I want everyone to

1527
01:09:58,080 --> 01:10:01,280
Speaker 2: if you enjoyed this, to describe the last culture is

1528
01:10:01,320 --> 01:10:03,960
Speaker 2: this podcast? That'll be fun and we always do live

1529
01:10:04,040 --> 01:10:07,320
Speaker 2: shows like you two nailed the last live show. I

1530
01:10:07,360 --> 01:10:09,600
Speaker 2: don't think so, honey. That's gonna be check out that.

1531
01:10:09,760 --> 01:10:11,640
Speaker 2: So listen to the podcast and we're always filling you

1532
01:10:11,680 --> 01:10:13,640
Speaker 2: guys in on what we're up to. I just did

1533
01:10:13,680 --> 01:10:15,040
Speaker 2: a bunch of shows in December, so I'm kind of

1534
01:10:15,080 --> 01:10:17,639
Speaker 2: taking a short break from from stuff for this month,

1535
01:10:17,720 --> 01:10:20,040
Speaker 2: but I'll be back. Follow me on Twitter at Matt

1536
01:10:20,120 --> 01:10:23,800
Speaker 2: Rogers though and Rogers though, and you guys know, and

1537
01:10:23,920 --> 01:10:26,400
Speaker 2: I will say this, I have me and Matteo have

1538
01:10:26,439 --> 01:10:29,160
Speaker 2: a lot in common, and we also have in common

1539
01:10:29,240 --> 01:10:31,040
Speaker 2: that we think you guys are the fucking best.

1540
01:10:31,560 --> 01:10:34,040
Speaker 1: And I literally I love you guys.

1541
01:10:34,560 --> 01:10:36,720
Speaker 2: I saw you guys at Cabernet Cabaret, which is a

1542
01:10:36,760 --> 01:10:38,840
Speaker 2: fun show that you should definitely check out New York.

1543
01:10:39,360 --> 01:10:40,320
Speaker 1: Every Wednesday.

1544
01:10:42,400 --> 01:10:46,760
Speaker 2: Before the blizzard, and I was like, is slayed so

1545
01:10:46,920 --> 01:10:48,880
Speaker 2: hard And I've never seen you guys not kill I

1546
01:10:49,040 --> 01:10:52,439
Speaker 2: just like, I seriously, I'm so happy that, like we're

1547
01:10:52,479 --> 01:10:56,639
Speaker 2: all buds now eighteen year we're gonna be on a Yeah,

1548
01:10:56,680 --> 01:10:57,120
Speaker 2: we gonna be.

1549
01:10:58,040 --> 01:11:01,000
Speaker 1: We're gonna be out of touch, We're gonna be like,

1550
01:11:01,080 --> 01:11:03,639
Speaker 1: what's happening with the wait women are doing?

1551
01:11:03,760 --> 01:11:03,800
Speaker 2: What?

1552
01:11:04,640 --> 01:11:10,479
Speaker 1: What's that disease called Malaysia Malaysia fiber Malaysia Malaysian flight

1553
01:11:10,560 --> 01:11:11,920
Speaker 1: eight oh two or whatever the flight that.

1554
01:11:11,880 --> 01:11:14,160
Speaker 2: They don't honestly all respect to anyone with fiber mouth.

1555
01:11:15,880 --> 01:11:18,560
Speaker 2: We're our hearts are with me and laid down on

1556
01:11:18,600 --> 01:11:22,160
Speaker 2: a Casper mattress. You know, Cosper mattress uses two kinds

1557
01:11:22,200 --> 01:11:24,040
Speaker 2: of foam memory phone and I'm just kidding.

1558
01:11:24,680 --> 01:11:27,800
Speaker 1: It's not sponsoringos, but come through with the matter of fact.

1559
01:11:27,920 --> 01:11:31,479
Speaker 1: Just send us both a bed please. I'm downright to

1560
01:11:31,560 --> 01:11:35,439
Speaker 1: a full size bed. No, I'm not gonna take a twin.

1561
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,599
Speaker 1: I can't go back. I've been on a queen sized

1562
01:11:37,600 --> 01:11:39,639
Speaker 1: bed for legit. I'll be on a twin and make

1563
01:11:39,680 --> 01:11:43,680
Speaker 1: it a day bed, making a couch. Yeah, put some

1564
01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:45,960
Speaker 1: pillows on the endo. Oh, that's my Casper day bed.

1565
01:11:47,400 --> 01:11:48,440
Speaker 1: It's a shade.

1566
01:11:49,720 --> 01:11:50,120
Speaker 2: Casper.

1567
01:11:51,640 --> 01:11:56,599
Speaker 1: Let's get that meat and cheesecake. What happened?

1568
01:11:56,600 --> 01:11:58,720
Speaker 2: I'll get so fucking high, I get checkers and laid

1569
01:11:58,720 --> 01:11:59,759
Speaker 2: out on my day beds.

1570
01:12:00,120 --> 01:12:06,040
Speaker 1: David, as always, you can listen to all of our

1571
01:12:06,160 --> 01:12:11,320
Speaker 1: classiest actually a deepest, darkest secret Sidney's business on Patreon.

1572
01:12:11,439 --> 01:12:12,160
Speaker 2: It's pretty much.

1573
01:12:12,040 --> 01:12:15,439
Speaker 1: Sidney's Sydney's hour of messiness. It's Sydney saying people's names.

1574
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:18,000
Speaker 1: It's Sydney like legit re feeling her soul and then

1575
01:12:18,080 --> 01:12:22,800
Speaker 1: me going what Crystal meth? Yeah, how many times? And

1576
01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:30,240
Speaker 1: so that's Sydney is so open. No, it's Sydney. It's

1577
01:12:30,240 --> 01:12:33,679
Speaker 1: actually pronounced Sydney. You got that, You got that myth money? Yeah,

1578
01:12:34,000 --> 01:12:38,519
Speaker 1: you got that, you got that myth money. God, we're

1579
01:12:38,600 --> 01:12:43,839
Speaker 1: gonna go. Please make sure that you rate, subscribe whatever,

1580
01:12:44,120 --> 01:12:46,320
Speaker 1: Tell a friend, make sure you at a party and

1581
01:12:46,479 --> 01:12:49,240
Speaker 1: just open up your phone and have the podcast playing,

1582
01:12:49,720 --> 01:12:52,920
Speaker 1: like why don't your party walk into somebody's house, change

1583
01:12:53,000 --> 01:12:55,040
Speaker 1: the music to our podcast. Here's a tip.

1584
01:12:55,120 --> 01:12:57,400
Speaker 2: Grab someone's phone, go to the podcast app and just

1585
01:12:57,520 --> 01:12:59,720
Speaker 2: rate them five stars and do that with.

1586
01:12:59,800 --> 01:13:02,439
Speaker 1: That with everybody, everybody's phone, and then you can come

1587
01:13:02,479 --> 01:13:05,839
Speaker 1: see us live on the Lower East Side on Wednesday,

1588
01:13:06,000 --> 01:13:11,240
Speaker 1: January thirty first at all at all odd, eight pm APM.

1589
01:13:11,520 --> 01:13:14,320
Speaker 1: I love you guys. This has been great. Heart you much.

1590
01:13:14,520 --> 01:13:17,040
Speaker 1: Go to Domino's and steal a box. It up.

1591
01:13:17,800 --> 01:13:19,040
Speaker 2: Bye up bye