Speaker 1: I wasn't where you went to the super Bowl, dude.
Speaker 2: Yeah, super Bowl sweatshirt.
Speaker 1: That's pretty nice, man. That's good on you.
Speaker 2: You can buy merch and not go to the actual game. Really,
Speaker 2: I'm trying to not wear around brother though bad memories.
Speaker 2: Oh man, they got skunk forty six or something. So
Speaker 2: it seemed like I never know the exact score of things,
Speaker 2: but I know the National Championship. I really didn't even
Speaker 2: watch it, but it seemed like Florida one by five
Speaker 2: this game. I watched it till the third quarter, I
Speaker 2: think it final. It seemed like a forty to six game.
Speaker 2: It was probably forty twenty.
Speaker 1: They got blowed out. Yeah, and I didn't remember that
Speaker 1: until you just told me. That's how quick we forget
Speaker 1: that it was a blowout.
Speaker 2: But you think about it and you just remember Chiefs
Speaker 2: got the doors blowed off.
Speaker 1: I mean, they never had a chance. Like it was over.
Speaker 2: It's awesome when you say it's gonna be Eagles and
Speaker 2: then it ends up being Eagles and you say the
Speaker 2: Eagles are gonna kill them, But then you have people
Speaker 2: four months later say the Sison Jinks. Guys, what about
Speaker 2: the Sis Jinks? When I said they were gonna kill him. Well,
Speaker 2: we don't remember that, got it? Selective memories coach over
Speaker 2: to you.
Speaker 1: I do know that that is your sensitive subject is
Speaker 1: when people say you're the Sison Jinks, Like I feel
Speaker 1: like that is something that you do not like. And
Speaker 1: I can tell it bothers you because every time someone
Speaker 1: says it, you bring it up and you want to
Speaker 1: point out which ones you got.
Speaker 2: Right because and the thing with the Sisson Jinks on
Speaker 2: this one is, guys, Duke had a ninety six percent
Speaker 2: chance up six points with thirty seconds left, Duke would
Speaker 2: have won the national championship. I would have been dead
Speaker 2: correct if not some overwhelming luck that just fell in
Speaker 2: the the crotch of the other team, which is what happened.
Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is if my aunt would have
Speaker 1: been born with balls, should have been my uncle.
Speaker 2: Hey man. You know if that McDonald's, if it had
Speaker 2: a space needle on the top, it'd be called this
Speaker 2: space needle.
Speaker 1: That's crisy man, That is wild. Yeah, ifs and buds
Speaker 1: and candy nuts, you know what I mean. What happened
Speaker 1: is what happened. You can't change the outcome.
Speaker 2: Hey man, If this wasn't a skyscraper, and we didn't
Speaker 2: have microphones, this would be a waffle house. If that
Speaker 2: street wasn't called Broadway, man, it'd be called freaking the Bronx.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, it would be called Beal Street. No one
Speaker 1: would be on it because that's Memphis.
Speaker 2: You know they're gonna be partying though, right, what you
Speaker 2: haven't been studying. There's gonna be a home game for Memphis?
Speaker 1: Oh for the playoffs? Yeah, well, of course there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a home game because they're gonna be in the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Right, But just how it all shakes out, I believe
Speaker 2: because of the playing thing, Memphis will now have a
Speaker 2: home game. Is Memphis going to be in the play
Speaker 2: in Yeah, because if you're the bottom four, you're in
Speaker 2: the playing game. They're putting in twenty teams in the playoffs.
Speaker 1: No, No, they put in like twelve teams. I do
Speaker 1: understand that everybody's in except for there's only like four
Speaker 1: teams that are eliminated from the playoffs.
Speaker 2: Right. The Saskatchewan timber Ratlers are not in, and some
Speaker 2: other team called the chang Wall Tigers are not in.
Speaker 2: Any NBA team.
Speaker 1: Is in the playoffs, dude, I mean the Spurs are
Speaker 1: definitely not in the playoffs. Man, we went and gotten
Speaker 1: deer and Fox and then he got hurt and when
Speaker 1: we got hurt, and we are terrible. Let me see
Speaker 1: where Oh the Memphis grit Oh dude, it is not
Speaker 1: settled yet. The Memphis Grizzlies and the Golden State Warriors
Speaker 1: are tied, and the Denver Nuggets and the LA Clippers,
Speaker 1: they all are looking at the play in game two
Speaker 1: of those, one of those teams is gonna be in
Speaker 1: the play in I don't know which one.
Speaker 2: They're all. There's four teams going into play.
Speaker 1: In, right, but the play in the Minnesota Timberwolves, the
Speaker 1: Sacramento Kings, and the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Sun.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, guys, I don't even when the NBA
Speaker 1: plays next week. No, no, it can already be settled
Speaker 1: by the time this podcast is put up.
Speaker 2: It won't be. The NBA ends this week, NHL ends
Speaker 2: this week, the Masters is this week.
Speaker 1: I understand what everything is. I understand that things are.
Speaker 2: Or people don't know the ramifications until they turn on
Speaker 2: their television and Sports Center tells them, well, guess what
Speaker 2: Sports Center doesn't exist? We tell you we break it down.
Speaker 2: The sports center we used to know doesn't exist anymore.
Speaker 2: They don't show highlights.
Speaker 1: Do you remember how good like? That's all it used
Speaker 1: to be.
Speaker 2: We would set our alarms for seven am to watch
Speaker 2: the headline of Sports Center of Stuart Scott man the
Speaker 2: bulls as cool as the other side of the pillow?
Speaker 2: How's it going cool kids? Stuart Scott It's like MTV.
Speaker 1: MTV used to be music videos with a show occasionally
Speaker 1: mixed in. They haven't showed a music video on MTV
Speaker 1: in fifteen years. I don't even understand why people still
Speaker 1: make music videos. Can someone please explain to me why
Speaker 1: music videos are still made? Why do they spend hundreds
Speaker 1: of thousands or even maybe I don't even know, maybe
Speaker 1: a million dollars on a music video? Tell me who
Speaker 1: watches music video and where? When is the last time
Speaker 1: you watched a music video.
Speaker 2: There's a Riley Green one where he's banging some chick.
Speaker 2: My wife showed it to me so a week ago.
Speaker 1: Where did you watch.
Speaker 2: It on her phone? No? No, I I didn't what
Speaker 2: am I being in terrogame?
Speaker 1: I didn't mean like you've been depositioned. I'm at what platform?
Speaker 1: Did you watch it on I guess YouTube.
Speaker 2: Yes, but I agree with you. Why are these artists
Speaker 2: spending twenty thousand dollars on a music video?
Speaker 1: It makes no sense on twenty thousand and you know it's.
Speaker 2: Even deeper and crazier than that. One of the label
Speaker 2: guys said, yeah, when we do our phones now, they
Speaker 2: when they program a song, they try to make it
Speaker 2: so it sounds good on your phone, not necessarily in
Speaker 2: the speakers in your car, because more people listen on
Speaker 2: their phones to stuff than they do in their vehicles.
Speaker 1: Seriously.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and so I go, what how does that affect me?
Speaker 2: I'm an audio guy, Leave me alone. But then I thought, wow,
Speaker 2: that was actually really deep. And so then artists are
Speaker 2: getting mad, Oh the crap, it doesn't sound as good.
Speaker 2: But they said, all these gen zers banging it on
Speaker 2: their phone while they're in high school, we want it
Speaker 2: to sound the best when they do that.
Speaker 1: You know what else I find funny talking about wasting money.
Speaker 1: The music videos I feel like are a wasting money.
Speaker 1: Another thing is that people don't know is when a
Speaker 1: new song comes out, artists or their record labels they
Speaker 1: send stuff to the studio preach and it's like junk.
Speaker 1: It is absolute junk.
Speaker 2: How much do you think they spend on it?
Speaker 1: Well, if they're sending it to every radio station, you
Speaker 1: gotta think they're sending it to every country music station
Speaker 1: in America, right or or fifty percent of them. And
Speaker 1: those little swag bags or whatever they are trinkets, they
Speaker 1: had to be spending one hundred thousand dollars on them.
Speaker 2: And an example is Blake Shelton has a new song
Speaker 2: named I Don't Know Texas should have been in Texas,
Speaker 2: never heard it, and he made men yls. We just
Speaker 2: got this one, but you don't open your mail, and
Speaker 2: it is a very miniature version of a record that
Speaker 2: you can only play on a record player. That's in
Speaker 2: a cool little collector's disc and they gave it to
Speaker 2: us all and it's sitting now in the radio station
Speaker 2: in my on my desk. But that's something they would
Speaker 2: give to us.
Speaker 1: But it's a mini vinyl, so you need a mini
Speaker 1: record player. You're not even a real record player.
Speaker 2: I think you can play it on a regular one.
Speaker 2: But if you don't have a record player, it's completely
Speaker 2: pointless and an expense that you probably shouldn't have even
Speaker 2: made in the first place, Like I'm.
Speaker 1: Trying to think of some of the stuff they've sent
Speaker 1: over the years.
Speaker 2: It's like, oh, no one if an artist is doing
Speaker 2: anything with time. One time every hour on the hour,
Speaker 2: they brought over one time food, They delivered stuff and
Speaker 2: it said clockwork, and they brought over like watches and
Speaker 2: clocks you put in your office.
Speaker 1: It's just random stuff that no one needs, no one wants.
Speaker 1: And it's like, why do you spend all that money?
Speaker 1: It's not gonna make me. Oh you know what, they
Speaker 1: gave me a satchel full of fake coins, you know,
Speaker 1: money time. Oh you know what I mean. I love
Speaker 1: that song oil money.
Speaker 2: Who had a great one? Who had a great one?
Speaker 2: Who had a great one when we first moved here,
Speaker 2: Who had a great one? We became one of the
Speaker 2: funniest props in the old studio. Who we've talked about
Speaker 2: it before, who had a good one? Cole Swidell?
Speaker 1: Okay, he sent a cooler and said chilling it, okay.
Speaker 2: And we put a bunch of beer in it.
Speaker 1: Now, see that actually has a functional use. Correct, that
Speaker 1: cooler has a use. But still, how much did they
Speaker 1: spend on coolers? That is so much money?
Speaker 2: But they promoted the song, yes, but did that make
Speaker 2: you listen to the song more? Who knows?
Speaker 1: No, Like you just told me right now, I couldn't
Speaker 1: even remember why who sent it or when you were
Speaker 1: talking about.
Speaker 2: So I agree some of the promotional stuff is just
Speaker 2: completely ridiculous. But when they promote it with free concert tickets,
Speaker 2: that helps different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, what was the one that just came?
Speaker 1: It was, uh, the roses.
Speaker 2: That wasn't for me. That was just for Amy and
Speaker 2: you know he's only for the girls.
Speaker 1: But they sent bouquets of roses, and it's like, guys,
Speaker 1: what are we doing?
Speaker 2: I mean that was for a different reason. Oh, I
Speaker 2: might have been trying to land some digits there. I
Speaker 2: thought that was more because the song was something about roses.
Speaker 2: It was. But smart. If you're a dude and you
Speaker 2: make a song, heck, just marketed towards women, all the
Speaker 2: radio women will watch you.
Speaker 1: I guess.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just feel like we waste a lot of money.
Speaker 1: And so when you said music videos, I just still
Speaker 1: can't believe when someone's like, oh, yeah, we shot this
Speaker 1: music video, I'm like, really, music videos? Maybe I don't understand.
Speaker 1: Maybe I'm missing it. Maybe they put it on their
Speaker 1: Instagram and people watch it. But I just don't know
Speaker 1: people that go consume music videos now.
Speaker 2: But you can also make money off YouTube if they
Speaker 2: get one hundred thousand hits.
Speaker 1: Oh, so they're putting it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: That's the key. And then I don't give a crap
Speaker 2: about their Instagram. You I get paid there, but all
Speaker 2: this stuff's going to YouTube.
Speaker 1: So maybe that's why they Maybe we answered full circle,
Speaker 1: why they still make music videos. They put it on
Speaker 1: YouTube and people go watch it on YouTube.
Speaker 2: I had no idea.
Speaker 1: Huh, hey, I learned something new every night else to
Speaker 1: Ben in Texas? Is it a good song?
Speaker 2: It is? It is the jam? Huh yeah, man, are
Speaker 2: we taking a break or what is it? How long
Speaker 2: has it been? I've forgot ten and a half?
Speaker 1: You want to take a break already? No, No, you
Speaker 1: got a question for you. How'd you sleep last night?
Speaker 2: Ray? Sheeesh? Four hours? Oh, but I took out massive
Speaker 2: nap three hours in the afternoon, so all I needed
Speaker 2: was four dang, but those were good four yours.
Speaker 1: Oh dude, let me tell you. I usually come on
Speaker 1: here and tell you that I slept terrible and then
Speaker 1: I woke up so many times I was unconscious.
Speaker 2: That means dead.
Speaker 1: Now I was dead to the world, dude, dead to
Speaker 1: the world. It was the most beautiful sleep I've had
Speaker 1: in probably a month.
Speaker 2: You wake up, you got robbed. It was so amazing.
Speaker 1: There was no noises, no kids crying out, no nothing.
Speaker 1: I mean I didn't have to get up and pee,
Speaker 1: there was no vomit, stories, there was nothing. It was
Speaker 1: literally just lay there and sleep and it was so
Speaker 1: fan fantastic.
Speaker 2: That's why you need a night nanny. Al Dean twenty
Speaker 2: twenty three. I do believe someone in my hood. I
Speaker 2: think they got a night nanny. Shehh, I think, but
Speaker 2: I may be wrong. Matt's something. If we didn't talk
Speaker 2: to these country artists would have never known about it.
Speaker 2: I never heard of it. These people have a woman
Speaker 2: or man come over to their house at eight as
Speaker 2: they're getting tucked into bed and stays up with their
Speaker 2: kids a whole night.
Speaker 1: No, no, they don't even they did. Here's a damn
Speaker 1: rich here's the great thing about a night What do
Speaker 1: you call night nanny or night nurse?
Speaker 2: I don't remember what they call him. So Alding goes man,
Speaker 2: you need to get you a night nanny. That's it.
Speaker 1: They don't have to stay awake. They say, play somebody
Speaker 1: to come sleep, yes, and then if the baby wakes up,
Speaker 1: you get up with the baby. That's what the night
Speaker 1: nanny is. The night nanny doesn't have to stay awake
Speaker 1: the whole time. The night nanny just has to be
Speaker 1: the one on call so when the baby cries, so
Speaker 1: they can get there eight hours of sleep in the
Speaker 1: other bedroom.
Speaker 2: That is actually something that if you're rich, spend your
Speaker 2: money on a lot of the stuff. I say, why
Speaker 2: does this person need a seadoo and Dominican Republic, it
Speaker 2: makes no sense. They use it twice a year. Why
Speaker 2: does this person need a shuttle from the airport to
Speaker 2: the place they're staying at when they can just do
Speaker 2: one the generical one. Why do they need a private shuttle?
Speaker 2: I'm with you, Actually we do private shuttle. It's actually
Speaker 2: way better because ray, what the heck you trying to
Speaker 2: tell you?
Speaker 1: I thought my neighbors had one, and I hit them
Speaker 1: up and I said, oh, look at you fancies. I
Speaker 1: see you got a little night nanny. I see that
Speaker 1: tahoe parked out front.
Speaker 2: And he said it was just some night panny.
Speaker 1: And he goes, no, we upgraded to a tahoe, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, my bad, totally wrong. But I mean,
Speaker 1: how weird is it that you have someone come in
Speaker 1: and take care of your child so you can sleep.
Speaker 1: I thought the whole point, the whole like bonding moment
Speaker 1: to struggle, like to feel like a real parent, is
Speaker 1: those three am when they start crying and you gotta
Speaker 1: wake up. You're miserable, but that's what bonds you with
Speaker 1: other parents. If you go to other parents, you're like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, and they're like, oh, little Johnny was
Speaker 1: crying all night. I got like two hours of sleep,
Speaker 1: and you're like, oh, baby, Patricia. Yeah, I mean I
Speaker 1: don't know. I'm the night nanny took care of her,
Speaker 1: so I got eight hours of sleep. It's like, huh,
Speaker 1: how do you bond over that You can't even share
Speaker 1: swap horror stories?
Speaker 2: And then they go play a show for two hours
Speaker 2: and call it a job. Come on, I mean that
Speaker 2: would be a night. Jeez.
Speaker 1: I need that one lifestyle party.
Speaker 2: I heard him say, yeah, you go play those shows.
Speaker 2: It's very not he didn't use the word unfulfilling, but
Speaker 2: he goes, Then I got to go work on the property,
Speaker 2: so I feel like I've did something. So you're telling
Speaker 2: me your career is based off of getting on a
Speaker 2: stage and doing something that doesn't even really feel like
Speaker 2: that hard to work. So then the next day you
Speaker 2: have to go work on the property, so you feel
Speaker 2: like you worked. Man, I should have been a singer.
Speaker 1: But I don't care. I don't need to feel like
Speaker 1: i've worked. I like once I do my work, even
Speaker 1: if I'm not tired, and I don't feel like I
Speaker 1: worked that hard, I don't need to go find something
Speaker 1: else to be like. You know what, this proves I
Speaker 1: worked hard. Now I'm good.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I put in my five eight hours, twelve hours, twenty
Speaker 1: six hours, whatever it is. I don't need an extra
Speaker 1: task to make me feel like I worked. If I worked,
Speaker 1: I worked.
Speaker 2: But there is a difference, baser, Why are you in
Speaker 2: such a great mood? Man? You want to do everything? Yeah,
Speaker 2: today it was easy days compared to those essdays. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I got both my eyes open, I can see straight.
Speaker 2: What's up?
Speaker 1: Hey, I am with you. There are easy days and
Speaker 1: hard days.
Speaker 2: Man, you're seeing awesome. Yeah I didn't work today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.
Speaker 2: How great your attitude is when you don't have a job,
Speaker 2: when you get sent home early.
Speaker 1: I got a question, though, when you wear that super
Speaker 1: Bowl shirt speaking a job.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear it every damn day. You know how
Speaker 2: many people have talked to me about it?
Speaker 1: A nice question?
Speaker 2: You said something, I said something. Everybody keeps saying something.
Speaker 2: I go, oh, yeah, I's in Nola.
Speaker 1: That's exact.
Speaker 2: The gas station. Hell, the game is baby.
Speaker 1: Thank you man, you took the words out of my mouth.
Speaker 1: I want to know when you go in public, do
Speaker 1: people like, oh, man, you were at the game. And
Speaker 1: then he was like, nah, man, someone gave it to me. No,
Speaker 1: it's a status symbol, dude, Yeah, man, I was in Nola.
Speaker 2: What's up? What were you doing? Then? Oh you wash
Speaker 2: it on TV? Yes, it is.
Speaker 1: It's like a it's a uh look at me flex
Speaker 1: without saying it's an it's a unspoken flex like I
Speaker 1: went to the super Bowl. It's sort of like when
Speaker 1: someone wears a Master's shirt or a Master's hat. You
Speaker 1: only get them at the Master's. You can't buy them online. Right,
Speaker 1: thank you for the idea. I need to wear that
Speaker 1: polo tomorrow. And so you just walk around like you
Speaker 1: are oh yeah, because you know, my buddy Garrett, he
Speaker 1: went to a practice round and he bought me a shirt,
Speaker 1: so I wear it golfing and people are like, oh, dude,
Speaker 1: you've been to Augusta and I had to go No, man,
Speaker 1: my friend got it. Because ninety percent of the stuff
Speaker 1: you see, someone's friend got it. It's not actual people
Speaker 1: that have been to the Masters.
Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter that you go down that path.
Speaker 2: Just lie to them. But then they're gonna ask you
Speaker 2: what it was like exactly, that's what's wrong with the
Speaker 2: Muni or the problems with the Muni. People then ask
Speaker 2: you detailed questions and you're screwed.
Speaker 1: Like that Avery girl that I had on from Challenge
Speaker 1: Mania that was on the Real World Portland. I was
Speaker 1: talking to her because she works in Hooters, and I said, man,
Speaker 1: what's up with Hooters going out of business?
Speaker 2: Never heard of it?
Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't know anything about that. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm going to the Masters with Hooters this weekend. So
Speaker 1: she's at the.
Speaker 2: Masters and there's some still open. There's one by me
Speaker 2: because it's strong. There's thirty cars by it. Every time
Speaker 2: I passed.
Speaker 1: You know who They sponsor John Daily guess who's playing
Speaker 1: in the Masters, John Daily, So I she must be
Speaker 1: high up in Hooters if she's the one going with
Speaker 1: the Hooters representatives to the Masters.
Speaker 2: Is there a minimum measurement to be hired?
Speaker 1: I mean, what a freaking job. We need to be
Speaker 1: sent to the Master.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to go to commercial.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to you know what we need to
Speaker 1: send it to. We need to send it to break.
Speaker 1: You know what we forgot to do start the show.
Speaker 2: We'll start it next time you add to the break,
Speaker 2: We'll start it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta do the intro, dude, We forgot to
Speaker 1: do the intro.
Speaker 2: Dude.
Speaker 1: You did the whole first thing because your computer was
Speaker 1: not working. Like I gotta loaded. I gotta load it.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,
Speaker 2: sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.
Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, suggy, the sports facts,
Speaker 1: my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius.
Speaker 2: Guys, real quick, before I start. Arnold actually called us.
Speaker 2: This is the voicemail he left us from the Masters
Speaker 2: in AUGUSTA. Hey, boys, have got two point missiles on
Speaker 2: in my head? What a my pants? You gonna get
Speaker 2: a two dollars beer.
Speaker 1: It's awesome here, good Tiger.
Speaker 2: But Tiger's not even playing in the Masters.
Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna say what. Arnold has had the journey
Speaker 1: of a lifetime. He went from San Antonio at the
Speaker 1: Final four and he went straight to Augusta. Don't know
Speaker 1: how he got there, if it was greyhound or if
Speaker 1: he took a Southwest flight flew in it to Atlanta
Speaker 1: and then took a taxi. But he is on the
Speaker 1: grounds at Augusta. He said he would send us pictures,
Speaker 1: but then he found out that you're not allowed to
Speaker 1: have your phone inside the pearly gates of Augusta.
Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, it is sissing. I'm from the North. I'm
Speaker 2: an alpha male. I live on the North Side in
Speaker 2: Nashville with a Broadway girl baser. We have two point
Speaker 2: two acres. We live in the country. Already said that,
Speaker 2: and we have two point two kids. At the Vanderbilt Clinic,
Speaker 2: the electrophysiologist department checks on him head of That is
Speaker 2: justin over to you, man.
Speaker 1: Oh Ray, did you know that high school they have
Speaker 1: a new sport. It started this year and I got
Speaker 1: to witness it firsthand.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting in this debate.
Speaker 1: Girls flag football, Okay, they are now playing flag football
Speaker 1: in high school and I watched two high school teams
Speaker 1: battle it out on the turf on Wednesday night.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking interesting, I'm thinking it was terrible. Really, I mean,
Speaker 2: Ray big Booty Judy beat Becky Boots.
Speaker 1: I felt bad for the one school. They only had
Speaker 1: four subs, so they were playing both ways, and they
Speaker 1: were really small. Their quarterback was kind of fast, but
Speaker 1: couldn't really throw it. No one could catch it. The
Speaker 1: blue team, every girl looked like they were six feet
Speaker 1: tall compared to the Gray team. They would just throw
Speaker 1: it up and the tall girls would catch it. It
Speaker 1: was twenty to nothing with about minute to go, and
Speaker 1: the great team is still calling time outs trying to
Speaker 1: make a comeback. But I was glad for the great team.
Speaker 1: They did get in the end zone with four seconds
Speaker 1: to go on the clock.
Speaker 2: Is there a running gamers at all passes.
Speaker 1: Ninety percent run and then ten percent pass.
Speaker 2: I would say it's different for guys because when we
Speaker 2: played at interramurals in college, majority of it was passed.
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever ran. I don't think you
Speaker 2: could run. You had to drop back and pass.
Speaker 1: I think you could run. I don't know. I know
Speaker 1: we played Inner Murals and we got our butts kicked
Speaker 1: because we sucked. What were you the slim Reaper? I
Speaker 1: I mean I was pretty good. I mean I didn't
Speaker 1: intercept Santana over the top. He was throwing it deep,
Speaker 1: and I mean it was a per and I ran
Speaker 1: right between the receiver, right in front of the receiver,
Speaker 1: got it and came up the sideline and John and
Speaker 1: Clay thought, oh my god, we thought you were gonna
Speaker 1: get laid out by that wide receiver.
Speaker 2: They're like, we didn't think. I mean that just beautiful.
Speaker 1: And Santana was this big athletic dude from South Texas
Speaker 1: and he played football d one. But he got homesick.
Speaker 2: I won't play in the UNFO. He got homesick, and
Speaker 2: so he moved back. He came back. He didn't want to.
Speaker 1: He got tired and he was too far from home
Speaker 1: because he went to Florida somewhere, uh some small school
Speaker 1: and was homesick. And he came back and he dominated
Speaker 1: the Innermural field.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I my only memory of Innermurals college team was
Speaker 2: pretty good. We had a great quarterback. He could make
Speaker 2: it rain out there and a wide receiver. I just
Speaker 2: remember I'd made an interception in the end zone ran
Speaker 2: it back ninety nine yards for a touchdown. But I
Speaker 2: was wearing cleats that were a size too big, so
Speaker 2: as I was getting in for the touchdown, my foot
Speaker 2: my cleat. Like you know, when shoes aren't the right size,
Speaker 2: you just trip and you look like a jacka. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so I like kind of tripped, But everybody else was
Speaker 2: on the other side of the field, so they thought
Speaker 2: I did this fake trip in the end zone after
Speaker 2: I scored a touchdown. They're like, that was hilarious, dude,
Speaker 2: nice celebration, And I just rolled with it and didn't
Speaker 2: tell anybody. I straight up tripped because I was wearing
Speaker 2: size eleven shoes, and thank god I didn't trip at
Speaker 2: the five that had been terrible. I was in the
Speaker 2: end zone and tripped over and fell As I'm in
Speaker 2: the end zone. On flag football, there's not even tackle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a fifteen yard pick six to win
Speaker 1: the game. Only I picked six, and as a celebration,
Speaker 1: I dove into the end zone. They threw a flag
Speaker 1: fifteen yards, so then a touchdown didn't count. Why celebrate,
Speaker 1: I mean taunting. Didn't realize you could do that in
Speaker 1: flag football. I was like, what's the big deal?
Speaker 2: And you don't realize on TV, we don't in person.
Speaker 2: That ninety nine yards I ran. It's a long one
Speaker 2: took forever. I don't know how nobody caught me. I'd
Speaker 2: say probably ten times. I thought, Oh, he's gonna get me.
Speaker 1: He's gonna get me.
Speaker 2: Shoes are two bikes, shooster to bake. Are we the
Speaker 2: area yet? Okay? Here we go up pen zone? Put
Speaker 2: them fall over? Oh great, touchdown? Thanks, it was my shoes.
Speaker 2: They tripped me. Ah, how's it going? Touchdown? That is forever? Well,
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.
Speaker 1: They make it look fun on the TV when you
Speaker 1: dive in the end zone, like celebrating. And when I
Speaker 1: did my dive, I'm like, yeah, boom, landed on my shoulder. Mate.
Speaker 1: That hurts a lot more than it looks on TV.
Speaker 1: And then I got the fifteen yard taunting and it
Speaker 1: didn't even count. Really drove me up a wall. That
Speaker 1: really made me mad. So the touchdown didn't count. I
Speaker 1: landed on my shoulder for nothing, and we ended up.
Speaker 1: I think it was a tie. I think they tied
Speaker 1: the game. I don't even know if we went to
Speaker 1: overtime or how it worked, but the time ran out.
Speaker 1: I know in regulation because we got the interception, but
Speaker 1: the winning touchdown didn't count. Maybe we lost. Maybe it
Speaker 1: won't even tied. Maybe we were down three, maybe we're
Speaker 1: down one. I don't know, but that was supposed to
Speaker 1: be the winning play and I was celebrating, so I
Speaker 1: dove into the end zone and it was freaking taunting
Speaker 1: and it didn't count. I'll never forget it because I
Speaker 1: landed on my right shoulder hurt like hell, I'll.
Speaker 2: Never forget it. I would go work out before our
Speaker 2: intermural football game and then i'd play in oer mural,
Speaker 2: so I'd be all ripped and everything, and I thought
Speaker 2: I was so awesome. They just had me running a
Speaker 2: little seven and outs. I was Travis Kelce homeless version,
Speaker 2: so all I would do was pick up four yards
Speaker 2: on a second first or second down and then we'd
Speaker 2: do the deep bombs. Yeah. I was never Randy Moss.
Speaker 2: I was never Javonte Davante Adams. I was never Justin Jefferson.
Speaker 2: Every single time I was a conquo for the Titans,
Speaker 2: like made five. Oh you're Wes Welker. But he's even
Speaker 2: a better position than me. Dude, I was, who's the
Speaker 2: guy that never Traylon Burk's for the Titans? He gets
Speaker 2: five yards? That was me. So they just used me
Speaker 2: for a better chance of getting a first down on
Speaker 2: second I never got the glory because they didn't even
Speaker 2: guard you. If you ran a five yard route in
Speaker 2: flag football, they don't guard you. So I was the
Speaker 2: guy jacked after working out at the gym that would
Speaker 2: make five yards. And then all the girls in the
Speaker 2: side are like, hey, so, what's going on. You're going
Speaker 2: to the mall here? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I got thrown on a team with a bunch of
Speaker 1: people from the dorms like and so this dude, John
Speaker 1: ended up be in my roommate later. He's like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: we're gonna start. We're gonna practice on Tuesday nights.
Speaker 2: I let him.
Speaker 1: I said, practice, Are you serious? We're gonna practice. We're
Speaker 1: in college, bro, we're gonna practice. Well, apparently everybody practiced.
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this intermural flag football was a big deal.
Speaker 1: People practiced, and maybe that's why we weren't very good,
Speaker 1: and maybe we just had a lot of people that
Speaker 1: didn't give a crap because we practiced, but we we
Speaker 1: still sucked. And we had this one guy, Jamal on
Speaker 1: our team, and he was talking about how good he is.
Speaker 1: He's coming out. He's got the gloves on his hands,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, Wow, he's gonna be
Speaker 1: so good. And one we play our first game and
Speaker 1: he we throw on the ball and he drops it
Speaker 1: and he gets up and he's just limping, and we're like, oh,
Speaker 1: he gets his arm around my shoulder and he puts
Speaker 1: his arm around Clay's shoulders and we're helping him to
Speaker 1: the sideline. We're like a hamstreak and he's like, no, man,
Speaker 1: they gotta sprain my finger.
Speaker 2: Yeah, go take care of it. There's a there's a
Speaker 2: corner over there, but next to the volleyball ten. So
Speaker 2: why are you limping?
Speaker 1: Man?
Speaker 2: It hurts. It hurts.
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought he blew a hamstring, dude, And
Speaker 1: he said he he sprained his fingers.
Speaker 2: Nobody tells you this, though, but freshman year of innermurals
Speaker 2: careful because everybody's still living their high school glory. None
Speaker 2: of them made it to college sports, so they if
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter what it is, they're doing. They're going
Speaker 2: one hundred percent softball, football, the basketball, soccer. Guys, none
Speaker 2: of it matters. It all should just be for fun.
Speaker 2: That should be the building the buddy, the bro building system, camaraderie.
Speaker 2: But there's still guys that think they're playing D one
Speaker 2: and they'll hitch even though it's Hey, it was flag man.
Speaker 2: I don't think we're supposed to be tackling though. Thanks
Speaker 2: for the shoulder to my nuts. Oh yeah it's flag, dude.
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming over the top lay Cooper flag and
Speaker 2: trying to block me. Guys, we're in a gym. I
Speaker 2: thought we're just trying to look good for the chicks.
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's guys that still think they're playing in March,
Speaker 2: that are still playing for the playoff system of twelve teams.
Speaker 2: They think they're still playing for Omaha, they're not. I'll
Speaker 2: hang up and listen.
Speaker 1: The girls in our dorm though, they were really good.
Speaker 1: They put a squad together, Gabby gg Anna, Jessica, Andrea Windy,
Speaker 1: and they would win the whole school. They win all
Speaker 1: of UTSA and they would go to like regionals every year.
Speaker 2: I could wear a wig, I could be Leah.
Speaker 1: It was amazing and Anna, I think her name was Anna.
Speaker 1: She was the quarterback. She could chunk the ball, she
Speaker 1: was very athletic. And then she went on to marry
Speaker 1: Nick Barnes from my high school. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: even know how they met. She don't know how they met.
Speaker 1: But after college, I look on Facebook and she's married
Speaker 1: to this dude I went to high school with. I'm like, what,
Speaker 1: how did that happen? They got like five kids. I
Speaker 1: don't know if they're still together.
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I haven't checked on them, but
Speaker 2: it's a great story. So they took a intermural college
Speaker 2: sport and now it's a real one that they played
Speaker 2: high schools and you watched it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it, and not on purpose, dude. I
Speaker 1: was a creep on the sideline though, because I had
Speaker 1: a soccer game at six fifteen.
Speaker 2: Hurry, I need an alibi, Honey, get here, say we
Speaker 2: have kids stuff.
Speaker 1: And it was across town, so I'm fighting traffic. It
Speaker 1: took me thirty eight minutes in traffic to get to
Speaker 1: this game. And my game is at six fifteen. It
Speaker 1: says you will arrive at six eleven. It's taking me
Speaker 1: all these back roads to fight the traffic. I pull
Speaker 1: in the parking lot at six eleven PM and the
Speaker 1: parking lot is jam packed. I can't find a parking spot.
Speaker 1: I thought the soccer arena closed. This is outdoor now
Speaker 1: because it's suddy.
Speaker 2: Well nice weather boat is the truck driver. No, So
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: I finally find a parking spot and there's these people
Speaker 1: leaving and they have uniforms on.
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming it was a girl's soccer game. Hey, homie,
Speaker 2: can I take your parking spot? Thank you?
Speaker 1: G No, I didn't say any of that. Oh, I
Speaker 1: thought you were.
Speaker 2: Trying to relate with the gen zers. Now, hey, is
Speaker 2: it gucci? If I pull up?
Speaker 1: Hey, can I can I park in your low emission
Speaker 1: vehicle spot?
Speaker 2: Man? Like? I didn't creep?
Speaker 1: Hey, I liked I liked the environment, just like you
Speaker 1: like the environment.
Speaker 2: Man? Hey, am I in a TikTok video? Or can
Speaker 2: I park? You're a creep?
Speaker 1: Go?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: So I roll up and there's these girls leaving the
Speaker 1: opposing team. So I'm assuming it was a soccer game,
Speaker 1: and how's it going, hose? I thought, okay, coop, cool,
Speaker 1: cool soccer, But then I realized soccer season is pretty
Speaker 1: it is probably over by now, pretty much. Uh So
Speaker 1: I get out there and I'm like, oh, and they're
Speaker 1: just now starting a fight football game. I'm like, wait,
Speaker 1: what So there was one game earlier and then now
Speaker 1: there's another game. Our game was supposed to start at
Speaker 1: six fifteen. The flag football game was starting at six fifteen.
Speaker 1: They had double booked the field.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but the only thing creepier is you standing
Speaker 2: there with binoculars.
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I was on the sideline, man, like
Speaker 1: all the side like there was like two for six
Speaker 1: teams because there's three soccer fields they make, And so
Speaker 1: we're all just there on the sideline watching this flag
Speaker 1: football game. And I'm surprised the cops that were there
Speaker 1: didn't say, hey, can you guys move back up to
Speaker 1: the stands, But they let us just sit on the
Speaker 1: sideline and watch the game. And we had to sit
Speaker 1: there for an hour until our game started. So our
Speaker 1: game started an hour later that it was supposed to,
Speaker 1: and we watched high school girls flag football.
Speaker 2: I'm for it. Double bookings, guys, get these kids out.
Speaker 2: People are in shape. That's America. Nobody on their couches anymore.
Speaker 2: It's more active. You know what we knocked pickleball. I
Speaker 2: mean I don't. I just think some people, like I
Speaker 2: have seen how pickleball supposed to be. You play with
Speaker 2: your chick, you play, That's what it needs to be.
Speaker 2: And the reason I don't like it around my neighborhood
Speaker 2: is because it's an elitist sport, is it? I don't know.
Speaker 2: Some people in Austin that I follow, they think like
Speaker 2: they're gonna be the next uh Andy Roddick Pickleball edition.
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, step back. I get you started some
Speaker 2: company and you now have a pickleball league. Everything will
Speaker 2: be okay. My point is this, take a step back,
Speaker 2: but it's good everybody's being active. You knock all these sports.
Speaker 2: Knock the train or the train, knock the girls playing
Speaker 2: flagar knocking it right, knock it all you want. I'm
Speaker 2: glad people are active, and I'll hang up and listen
Speaker 2: because we were on a bad path.
Speaker 1: Man, I'd love to see them out there playing. I
Speaker 1: just was a little frustrated that I had to sit
Speaker 1: there and watch the game and wait for my soccer
Speaker 1: game for an extra hour. So as we're as the
Speaker 1: girls are walking off the field, We're walking onto the
Speaker 1: field and a couple of the girls are laughing.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: They're like, what time were you guys supposed to start?
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys are I can't talk to you?
Speaker 2: And I dated your mom's and going lunchbox and she
Speaker 2: was like no, no, like did we hold you guys up?
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, no, I'm not having anybody think
Speaker 1: we're flirting. I'm not talking to you. And one of
Speaker 1: the girls on my team was like, oh, we're supposed
Speaker 1: to play at sixty fifteen.
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we're so sorry.
Speaker 1: And the girl goes, oh, we're not mad at you.
Speaker 2: It's not your fault. Thank you, dad, bod. How's it going?
Speaker 2: And she was like, well, good luck, hey Boomer, what
Speaker 2: are you all gen zers? How's it going lunchbox? And
Speaker 2: then the girl on my team goes, oh, congratulations on
Speaker 2: your guys is win? Thank you? Yeah, thank you. We're
Speaker 2: a little bit older. How's it going lunchbox?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like more than almost three times you're eight. No, no,
Speaker 1: not three times, just twice, may almost three times maybe,
Speaker 1: I mean they may have been sixteen fifteen. Oh man,
Speaker 1: if they're fifteen, then I am pretty much right at
Speaker 1: three times our age.
Speaker 2: That's ugly, But don't think it like that, dude. I
Speaker 2: mean I chill with Boomer, and Boomer is that age. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's you know, I'm fam different. But what's the
Speaker 2: difference between me being a creep hanging out with somebody
Speaker 2: that's my family or you being a creep just talking
Speaker 2: to somebody that's.
Speaker 1: The walking off the football field and I'm going on
Speaker 1: there to play soccer and she is stopping me to chat.
Speaker 1: Her parents are probably up in the stands, like, what
Speaker 1: is this dude talking to my daughter out on the field.
Speaker 2: That's it's all in your eye, your head. Perception is reality.
Speaker 2: But it's all in your head, dude, because I don't
Speaker 2: have those thoughts. And I hang out with Boomer and
Speaker 2: he's twenty five years younger than me, but.
Speaker 1: He's your family. Nobody knows that.
Speaker 2: When I'm going to get an ice cream with Boomer
Speaker 2: at the Luke local joint Bobby's ice Cream and I'm
Speaker 2: licking it down right on the street corner with a
Speaker 2: seventeen year old kid, nobody knows driving by that he's
Speaker 2: my nephew. He looks like your son. Then that's fine. No,
Speaker 2: he's tallered me though. They it looks like I'm creeping
Speaker 2: on an ice cream joint.
Speaker 1: They know when I'm walking out into the soccer field
Speaker 1: that this girl is not my kid, not my family,
Speaker 1: not anything. And if mom and dad see me out
Speaker 1: there talking to her, I think I've stopped their daughter
Speaker 1: to have a conversation. Yeah, like, hey, I like the
Speaker 1: way you play football. No thanks, I'm not gonna end
Speaker 1: up like these teachers do in the back of cop cars.
Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen the latest one?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lady bang the kid gets arrested. Her husband's
Speaker 2: in the car and doesn't know why she's getting arrested.
Speaker 2: And she doesn't know why she's getting arrested. She's like
Speaker 2: what am I?
Speaker 1: Like? Is there anything you need to get out of
Speaker 1: the car? And she's like, am I going somewhere?
Speaker 2: Then it dawns on her in the cop cars and
Speaker 2: then arrested for hooking up with a fifteen and.
Speaker 1: She starts bawling her eyes out, talking about how she's
Speaker 1: gonna vomit, and the guy's like, do you want to bag?
Speaker 2: And she's like, yes, I want to bag And she.
Speaker 1: Knows her life is over and then all this stuff
Speaker 1: comes out about the manifesto, like she's been keeping a
Speaker 1: journal of their relationship in her phone, and it is
Speaker 1: the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.
Speaker 1: It is like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you
Speaker 1: cheated on me with that girl, you know, the one
Speaker 1: you said you were just friends with, and you're just
Speaker 1: messing with my head. And I swear I was never
Speaker 1: gonna let her another boy f with my head and
Speaker 1: you're sitting here effing with my mind. The one person
Speaker 1: that would have stuck with you forever and through everything.
Speaker 1: It was like you're talking like, how dare he like
Speaker 1: make out with another fifteen year old and you're mad
Speaker 1: about it? It was it's crazy, and to keep a diary.
Speaker 1: It's like she was stuck in her high school mind.
Speaker 1: But uh, like, how does that happen?
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I never had a hot teacher.
Speaker 1: So no, no, but what no?
Speaker 2: No? I understand? Was it just me? Or were our
Speaker 2: teacher's the only ones that were all seventy years old? Dude?
Speaker 1: We had a couple hot ones. My second grade teacher
Speaker 1: was a smoke show.
Speaker 2: Well, this girl that got in trouble was she hot
Speaker 2: smoke show? Okay, that's what I just saw the police footage.
Speaker 2: I didn't see her glammed up, so I was just
Speaker 2: curious if you'd seen.
Speaker 1: But even in her police I don't look pretty good.
Speaker 2: I don't think we had a teacher that was above
Speaker 2: afore Okay, but what I'm what a wild scenario to
Speaker 2: have a hot teacher. I was never presented that missus
Speaker 2: uh Vi, missus Will's Missus Willis. I mean she had
Speaker 2: Missus Willis in fifth grade. She was eighty five years old,
Speaker 2: and I changed the name for reasons being. She was
Speaker 2: eighty five years old, and there was rumors that she
Speaker 2: drank Bailey's in her coffee easily close to ninety. That's
Speaker 2: the type of teachers I was dealing with in Michigan.
Speaker 2: I just I amraide. Do you ever think about crossing
Speaker 2: that line? No, I get it, So I was never tempted.
Speaker 2: Here's my thing.
Speaker 1: I understand it from that fifteen year old boys perspective.
Speaker 2: Oh on a second, guys, miss willis looking pretty damn
Speaker 2: hot at eighty five. I'll be late for practice. Don't
Speaker 2: check the bleachers.
Speaker 1: I understand it from the fifteen year old boys perspective.
Speaker 2: Okay, I get okay.
Speaker 1: I want to understand how this twenty six year old hottie.
Speaker 2: Guys, I've got an the deployment with mister VIVI what
Speaker 2: he's teaching me math?
Speaker 1: This twenty six year old hottie goes for a fit, Like,
Speaker 1: explain that to me, Like this lady is not as beauty.
Speaker 1: She's a good looking shit Like good looking.
Speaker 2: All right, we gotta take a break. We're not gonna
Speaker 2: judge how hot this chick was that is now in
Speaker 2: jail in our prison system because of the R word.
Speaker 1: No No, I want to know why, Like, how does
Speaker 1: that happen? Like how does she get to the point
Speaker 1: where she is hitting on a fifteen years.
Speaker 2: She's an attractive teacher. I've never been in an attractive teacher.
Speaker 2: I've never been a student that had an attractive teacher.
Speaker 2: So I don't know how that situation presents itself. Maybe
Speaker 2: at hot at schools in California. There's hot teachers. In Michigan,
Speaker 2: every teacher is seventy and aged.
Speaker 1: You're not You're You're not even looking at it from
Speaker 1: the right perspective.
Speaker 2: How does she my Spanish teacher, Yeah, missus hinsu bro.
Speaker 2: She was eighty seven and she spoke Spanish. We didn't
Speaker 2: even speak the same language. I'm telling you there was
Speaker 2: no chance in hell you could ever even start a
Speaker 2: relationship with these people.
Speaker 1: My buddy, my buddy. He went somewhere in South America
Speaker 1: for vacation and he met some ship that spoke only Spanish,
Speaker 1: and he's like, dude, I think this is the one.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, you can't even communicate with her
Speaker 1: like you can. And he was like, no, no, we're
Speaker 1: gonna keep in touch. We're gonna keep in touch, like
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Like he spent two nights with her
Speaker 1: in South America. He's like, this is gonna be great,
Speaker 1: got her phone number. But she spoke Spanish, he spoke English.
Speaker 1: I don't even know how they talked, Like, I don't
Speaker 1: understand how they spent two nights together because she literally
Speaker 1: spoke no English.
Speaker 2: Now, to get you off your point, I dated a
Speaker 2: couple of girls in coastry and not dated went on
Speaker 2: a date with him that spoke Spanish. It's miserable. You
Speaker 2: think it's funny and you're cool with It's You're cool
Speaker 2: until two sentences later of the Spanish, you know, and
Speaker 2: you're just staying there looking at each other. No amount
Speaker 2: of alcohol can overcome that awkwardness. Any girl that speaks
Speaker 2: your language is better than somebody that you have the
Speaker 2: biggest communication barrier with ever, because you just sit there
Speaker 2: and stare at each other and you how many times
Speaker 2: can you say c nedita has moue benita. There are
Speaker 2: a many, so many things you can say to somebody
Speaker 2: who don't speak the same language as and it gets
Speaker 2: awkward real quick, especially when got a sumachids you. I
Speaker 2: think it was from the bread. What were we saying
Speaker 2: about the teacher in high school?
Speaker 1: I just want to know how she gets to that point.
Speaker 1: I mean, the text messages she was sending to this
Speaker 1: fifteen year old were, oh my gosh, the sex with
Speaker 1: you is so amazing. It's always so passionate. This morning
Speaker 1: sex was not that long, but it was so good. Like,
Speaker 1: where does she get to the point where she is
Speaker 1: going after a fifteen year old dude? I there as
Speaker 1: stories in the news all the time, these teachers doing it,
Speaker 1: but I need to know how it happens.
Speaker 2: It starts with a hot teacher, That's where it starts.
Speaker 1: I understand the hot teacher. But how does the hot
Speaker 1: teacher allow it to happen? The hot teacher has to
Speaker 1: say no to a fifteen year old. How does the
Speaker 1: hot teacher fall in love with a fifteen or sixteen
Speaker 1: year old?
Speaker 2: Explain it? They should. There should be a hot teacher database.
Speaker 2: Check in on them every week.
Speaker 1: Check their phones, check their emails, check everything.
Speaker 2: With the Michian teachers, they're in the clear.
Speaker 1: But the problem is sometimes it's ugly teachers. These kids
Speaker 1: go for the ugly teachers. I've seen it. It's just
Speaker 1: blows my mind that this woman was so hot and
Speaker 1: she is so in love with this sixteen year old,
Speaker 1: talking about like, you know, there's gonna be one day
Speaker 1: when we are we're okay to be in each other's
Speaker 1: lives because we're gonna be in each other's for lives forever.
Speaker 1: It may me not be romantically, but we're gonna We
Speaker 1: care too much about each other for us not to
Speaker 1: talk anymore. It's like, what is going on with you?
Speaker 2: My guidance counselor, who I would spend time with talking
Speaker 2: about colleges, was in her seventies, and I'm gonna go
Speaker 2: back this for you to your second choice of a college. Okay,
Speaker 2: I'll see you later. Hey, that's what I had to
Speaker 2: deal with. There was never a temptation. Ray, What about
Speaker 2: the guys.
Speaker 1: I mean Miss Benton she wasn't hot, but she was cute.
Speaker 1: I mean, what other hot teachers do we have?
Speaker 2: I don't really know. Many, man.
Speaker 1: We had Missus Whiteside. She was eighty five years old, Like,
Speaker 1: she was so old. She taught my buddy's mom when
Speaker 1: she was in high school. So, I mean that tells
Speaker 1: you how old she was. And she was still our teacher.
Speaker 1: And her coffee breath was the nastiest thing I've ever smet.
Speaker 2: Can you not do that in my mouth? They all
Speaker 2: loved reading, wore wore glasses, just weren't funny, talked about
Speaker 2: weird stuff of the news and stuff, and you just
Speaker 2: had nothing in common with him. And those do these
Speaker 2: people start relationships? And does the fifteen year old make
Speaker 2: a move first, as the teacher had to make the move.
Speaker 2: Teacher has to make the move right. The one lady,
Speaker 2: Missus Boyle, she was so old she had a wig.
Speaker 2: These ladies were older than ladies at church. My teachers.
Speaker 2: That's how much I loved going to school. Dude, it
Speaker 2: was miserable. All right, we got a roll. All right,
Speaker 2: get in here, we'll take a break. Well it, we'll
Speaker 2: be right back started it started it.
Speaker 1: No, no, we we just came back from commercial. But
Speaker 1: my question is how much of the Masters are you
Speaker 1: going to watch Saturday Sunday?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Are you gonna sit there all day?
Speaker 2: Is it? Oh? I'm only waiting till the final round?
Speaker 2: What do we got? So? I'm a romantic Give me
Speaker 2: a minute. If you got one, I got it. Can
Speaker 2: you have any romantic music? Yeah? I can do this
Speaker 2: one right here. It's our crime podcast, and I have
Speaker 2: a speak. I have no other romance music. Okay, I
Speaker 2: just wondered that's approved. I mean unless this is that's
Speaker 2: not romance. Okay, there's no music, guys. You guys don't
Speaker 2: give a rip about music. So I haven't been betting.
Speaker 2: I've been trying to do. I have a futures bet.
Speaker 2: I have a futures bet. I haven't been doing the
Speaker 2: day to day betting. Me and Bezer decided on it
Speaker 2: a couple months ago.
Speaker 1: No day to day bet, congratulations.
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't watched golf in two months since I
Speaker 2: haven't done the day to day betting. Oh, so that
Speaker 2: tells me the gambling is the reason I was watching it.
Speaker 2: So now we get to the Masters tournament, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of big names. I wanted to do some research
Speaker 2: so I could make a prediction and people could either
Speaker 2: love me or hate me, make fun of me, say
Speaker 2: this isn't Jinks one direction or the other. So I
Speaker 2: did say Hovelin's gonna win because he had a great
Speaker 2: practice round. And I did say it's gonna be a
Speaker 2: No Namer or Hovelin, So I have that. So it's
Speaker 2: some rooting interest, but I have no money on it.
Speaker 2: ESPN plus are they involved because I have that, and
Speaker 2: I may try to get it's money's worth? Or is
Speaker 2: this the thing where the Masters has total control and
Speaker 2: you can only watch it online and the only time
Speaker 2: it's gonna air is on CBS at two o'clock on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Otherwise you gotta watch it on your computer. If that's
Speaker 2: the case, I may just be checking scores and then
Speaker 2: I'll probably watch it Saturday afternoon and watch it all
Speaker 2: day Sunday afternoon. So that's it. That's my take on
Speaker 2: the Masters. First time watching golf in three months. I'll
Speaker 2: hang up and listen over to you. What's your take.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they do it. I don't know
Speaker 1: if you can only watch it online, but I know
Speaker 1: that if you watch online. Shane Bacon is the voice
Speaker 1: of the featured group Shout Out. Shane Bacon from Longview, Texas.
Speaker 1: He is the brother of Alisha Bacon, who went to
Speaker 1: Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas. That is how I know.
Speaker 1: Alisha used to date my roommate John and then Shane
Speaker 1: was really good at golf, talked about him all the time.
Speaker 1: Then he used to write reviews. But I don't know
Speaker 1: how to watch it. Like, here's the problem with the Masters,
Speaker 1: Like they make it so hard to watch. They should
Speaker 1: just have it on TV from the first guy that
Speaker 1: tees off till the last guy that tees off.
Speaker 2: Well, there's a way to know. I should have actually
Speaker 2: done one second a prep ESPN plus.
Speaker 1: Right, No, no, I'm talking. Just have it on ESPN
Speaker 1: the first two rounds and CBS the minute they tee
Speaker 1: off in the morning on Saturday and Sunday.
Speaker 2: Have it on TV.
Speaker 1: This is the most watched golf tournament of the year.
Speaker 2: I should have done one second research. It's on ESPN, Plus.
Speaker 2: So unless you have ESPN Plus, I bet you can't
Speaker 2: watch it on ESPN. You can't watch it on the
Speaker 2: Golf channel, and it will only be on CBS and
Speaker 2: at two o'clock, which is exactly what I just said.
Speaker 2: Why do we have to wait till two pm? Why
Speaker 2: not cover it all day all day? Have masters coverage.
Speaker 1: Make it so easy for people to get so I
Speaker 1: can sit there and watch it. I don't like jumping
Speaker 1: through hoops and ESPN Plus maybe the worst and I
Speaker 1: mean worst streaming service in the history of streaming services.
Speaker 2: Only had it for golf gambling a year ago, got
Speaker 2: rid of it, got it back, and I think we
Speaker 2: only get it now because we have a Kroger membership
Speaker 2: at Disney something and it's for free over to you.
Speaker 1: I try to watch anything on ESPN Plus and it
Speaker 1: freezes every ten seconds?
Speaker 2: What right? What do you mean oots it reads? Is
Speaker 2: it just ass get ball everything?
Speaker 1: UFC? I buy a UFC fight, it freezes. It is
Speaker 1: so horrible, horrible.
Speaker 2: That's why I did have it for one of those
Speaker 2: fights where they made you get ESPN and then you
Speaker 2: had to pay an additional eighty dollars, and I think
Speaker 2: it was to see sugar didn't freeze, though it was good.
Speaker 2: We watched it at the neighbor's house. Watching it at Dodds,
Speaker 2: it was banging.
Speaker 1: Well, fine is always banging, except for when it freezes
Speaker 1: and freezes and freezes. So eventually I have to get
Speaker 1: my computer out, turn on ESPN Plus and plug it
Speaker 1: into the TV, and so it'll go to the TV
Speaker 1: from my computer.
Speaker 2: Then it works most of the time.
Speaker 1: But if you just try to go on your TV
Speaker 1: and watch ESPN Plus, it is worse than damn frozen.
Speaker 2: Well, and speaking of freezing and stuff, so we got
Speaker 2: an issue at the house. The country's been awesome. Internet
Speaker 2: Wi Fi bang and cell phones banging was a worry
Speaker 2: of mine. Guys, country life might even be better in
Speaker 2: city Wi fi's banging. I can stream porn, I can
Speaker 2: stream anything. So let me say this though, what we've
Speaker 2: been dealing with is it gets fuzzy. So you know,
Speaker 2: the picture quality is high deaf thirty six hundred. I
Speaker 2: made that up. It'll go down to high death one
Speaker 2: hundred and white lotus. You can't even tell the lotus
Speaker 2: or the characters and so but now it's fixed itself.
Speaker 2: So I was thinking it was the TVs and we
Speaker 2: were one is there our cable provider? I honestly believe
Speaker 2: we had thought at one point our TVs were too
Speaker 2: far from the Wi Fi routerbox. Do we need another
Speaker 2: router box in another room, which we've done. It works better.
Speaker 2: Wife works from home. WiFi is a big deal for us.
Speaker 2: Shut up. But now they just work randomly. It a
Speaker 2: whole week a white lotus. I'm telling you. I would
Speaker 2: turn it on and say, are they in Thailand? Or
Speaker 2: are they down the street? I can't see the screen,
Speaker 2: And then it fixed itself, so I understand your problems.
Speaker 2: Sometimes they just go away.
Speaker 1: No, not on SBU plus, it never goes away. I
Speaker 1: try to watch a Kansas bast I don't even want
Speaker 1: to talk about that team, this basketball team that I
Speaker 1: cheered for. I tried to turn into their games when
Speaker 1: it wasn't on the regular channel, and I swear to God,
Speaker 1: I would mis I would see every third play because
Speaker 1: it was freeze, and they would jump to where the
Speaker 1: live action is, then freeze, then jump to live action,
Speaker 1: and you just turn it off.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say you, there's no way you stuck
Speaker 2: with it?
Speaker 1: No, hell no. I get so frustrated and I tell
Speaker 1: my wife and I get so bad on my technology
Speaker 1: is so stupid. We relies so much on this crap
Speaker 1: and then it doesn't ever freaking work, and then I
Speaker 1: think it doesn't work for me. That's what I tell her,
Speaker 1: and she tells me, I'm gonna I'm like, I guarantee you.
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that has this problem. Technology hates me.
Speaker 1: It does not want to work for me. It doesn't
Speaker 1: want me to watch the UFC fight, It doesn't want
Speaker 1: to watch that basketball team that I love. It doesn't
Speaker 1: like me. No one else has these problems, which is
Speaker 1: not true. But in that moment, you feel like technology
Speaker 1: is out to get you.
Speaker 2: And the technology thing of it is, do you rewind?
Speaker 2: I get ESPN plus you can't do that. But for
Speaker 2: some of the others, you know, you can rewind and
Speaker 2: sometimes it fixed the problem.
Speaker 1: I did do that on Netflix when the stupidest fight
Speaker 1: of all time.
Speaker 2: And didn't work? It did? It did with Tyson and
Speaker 2: our boy Logan Paulino. What the I mean, Loala Mailer,
Speaker 2: what is it? Logan American? I mean, how stupid are
Speaker 2: we to Paul American? Paul American New stupid show that
Speaker 2: they have but that is their I'm not watching it.
Speaker 2: I watched the one episode is a terror. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: parents shouldn't be included, and it makes no sense. It's
Speaker 2: cool to see how rich they are and they are
Speaker 2: given some real but guys, I don't know what works.
Speaker 2: I don't know why the Kardashians is interesting and I
Speaker 2: can even watch it and I think it find it interesting.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, Paul Amrickan, It's just they're very,
Speaker 2: very wealthy, and it shows a little bit of the stuff.
Speaker 2: Where my take is was this. It showed when they
Speaker 2: actually started it being YouTubers, and they conflict. They were
Speaker 2: against each other, pitted against each other, and that's how
Speaker 2: they grew both their youtubes. They had a competition. Now
Speaker 2: they've kind of joined forces, but they're always fighting, so
Speaker 2: it just works. The conflict is neutral, nateresting. So question
Speaker 2: were they were they rich before? No, they're poor.
Speaker 1: They didn't grow up rich.
Speaker 2: No, they just started doing They always were going to
Speaker 2: be TV guys. The parents gave them a camp quarter
Speaker 2: and they always put stuff on the internet, always always.
Speaker 2: Then the advent of the YouTube and it took off,
Speaker 2: blew up.
Speaker 1: So what was their YouTube?
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, you want you want to know
Speaker 2: the advent of something that blew them, blew them up
Speaker 2: and got them rich. I think I know what when
Speaker 2: they hung no, I mean no, no, they were already popular,
Speaker 2: but that was newsworthy and that eventually that kind of
Speaker 2: canceled them, but then eventually blew them up. Okay, but
Speaker 2: guess what really skyrocketed them financially.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Merchandise. They go, yeah, one time we just realized, we
Speaker 2: just thought, why not put this? Put this up? Sold
Speaker 2: like thousands and hundreds of thousands of it, and they're like, overnight,
Speaker 2: we made millions.
Speaker 1: We should do.
Speaker 2: He said. The one moment when they started making millions
Speaker 2: was when they just thought, why not make merchandise for
Speaker 2: people to buy? Please? I go no, I'm sitting there crying,
Speaker 2: dude watching Paul American.
Speaker 1: My question is, so on their YouTube channel before they
Speaker 1: joined forces, like.
Speaker 2: They never really joined forces, but they always said, hey,
Speaker 2: I got two hundred million subs, I mean you got oh,
Speaker 2: I got one hundred and ninety four subs. Huh, And
Speaker 2: then they just do stupid stuff.
Speaker 1: Like would they do the same stupid stuff or were
Speaker 1: they would like, Okay, I'm gonna do push ups, and
Speaker 1: he would put how many he got on his YouTube channel,
Speaker 1: and then the other brother would put how many he
Speaker 1: did on his and you had to watch both videos
Speaker 1: to see who won.
Speaker 2: Now they would just each have their own angles. And
Speaker 2: I think one of the dudes girlfriends. They break up,
Speaker 2: and then the other brother dated the brothers x no.
Speaker 2: So then the conflict was just natural. So like, so
Speaker 2: do they like each other? Now there's God and then
Speaker 2: and they were really real with this. He would say, Dude,
Speaker 2: he's sitting here texting me about the fight, saying that
Speaker 2: it looks like it's gonna be stupid. I'm like, I
Speaker 2: don't need negativity. He would be. He would say, because
Speaker 2: he did an interview. One of the brothers do an
Speaker 2: interview and be like, I think it's all hype. It'sna
Speaker 2: be stupid. He calls me and goes, hey, I'm trying
Speaker 2: to sell this fight, you idiot. You can't say that
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a stupid fight. So they give you
Speaker 2: stuff like that it's fine. It's fine if there's nothing
Speaker 2: else in the world, watch it. But but yeah, it's
Speaker 2: it's I feel like it's natural conflict. I gotta say
Speaker 2: this and uh, I'm out. Yeah, I want this one episode.
Speaker 2: What channels it on Cinemax don't have that?
Speaker 1: I don't have it.
Speaker 2: We're so picky now with our quality of television. But
Speaker 2: I'm not even telling I'm not one of these people
Speaker 2: that are so righteous and believes in their shows. I
Speaker 2: don't care if you watch it or not. I watched
Speaker 2: one episode that was fine. No, I don't care. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I don't care if nobody watches White Lotus.
Speaker 2: I enjoy the show. I like watching it. I don't
Speaker 2: give a rip. I don't even recommend it to people.
Speaker 2: But I am offended people that know me. I love vacation,
Speaker 2: I love tropical resorts, I love hotels, I love all
Speaker 2: of that. Guys, why would you not recommend White Lotus
Speaker 2: to me? It's a resort and a tropical destination. Every
Speaker 2: single show that's my shows, I couldn't give a rip.
Speaker 2: People like what loas oh, I didn't really like it.
Speaker 2: I don't care. I love it. Best show on television
Speaker 2: by far. I love I love but Paul America. Watch
Speaker 2: the first episode to learn about their history. Brief probably
Speaker 2: don't got to stick around. But the one one's dating
Speaker 2: figure skater, that's like a world class figure skater. She's
Speaker 2: gonna be fighting for the championships next year. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: where you're from, Sweden? Somewhere overseas, private jet life. And
Speaker 2: then the other guy's dating man. But yeah, they're dating
Speaker 2: like supermodels.
Speaker 1: But well the ones given having a baby, right yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know which one that is. But we'll take
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back.
Speaker 2: Ray. That was all over the place. I like, I
Speaker 2: kind of liked it. But anyway, my master's watching this weekend.
Speaker 1: I guess I'll get a little bit in on Saturday,
Speaker 1: but we have a soccer game, we have a baseball game,
Speaker 1: so that'll be making a little difficult Sunday. I believe
Speaker 1: the calendar is wide open, and so Sunday when the
Speaker 1: leader's tee off, if it's a close, I just want
Speaker 1: it to be where there's three or four guys battling.
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be someone up by five.
Speaker 1: If someone's up by five strokes, I probably won't watch. Heck, no,
Speaker 1: like that's unwatchable. That's not fun, it's boring. They don't
Speaker 1: do anything. They just play it safe. They don't have
Speaker 1: to do anything. Spectacular. I want it where the guys
Speaker 1: in the final group are separated by a stroke or two,
Speaker 1: so one birdie and bogie flips the whole thing flips
Speaker 1: it on its head so that I can watch. And
Speaker 1: if that is the case, I will watch the final
Speaker 1: round the entire like, from the start to the finish
Speaker 1: of the leader's team and off I'll watch it all.
Speaker 2: Speaking to start to finish. Has there been in our
Speaker 2: lifetimes wire to wire winner at the Masters? No, it
Speaker 2: was one, but it's typically a tournament where if you
Speaker 2: lead it the first eight, you're not going to lead
Speaker 2: it the last Only five in history, five in history,
Speaker 2: one in our day and age Jordan Speed.
Speaker 1: Obviously you were talking to kick off Kevin because he
Speaker 1: was telling me the same students, Yes, you said, he said,
Speaker 1: you and Ray looked at it. He said, you got
Speaker 1: the YouTube, looked it up, and you were talking. He goes,
Speaker 1: how crazy is that? In eighty whatever years, there's only
Speaker 1: been five or whatever? He said, But we got an email.
Speaker 2: You ready, Yeah, yop?
Speaker 1: Hey, coachers, been loving the pod lately since you've been
Speaker 1: to North Dakota and miy not. There's a trial going
Speaker 1: on about a murder that happened eighteen years ago. A
Speaker 1: roommate was murdered in her apartment, but lack of evidence
Speaker 1: made the case go cold. The other roommate was the
Speaker 1: main suspect, dude to our alleged toxic nature and inconsistent
Speaker 1: police statements for years. You can find it on Court
Speaker 1: TV if you're interested. It's called the Toxic Roommate Trial.
Speaker 1: Just wanted to send in my yearly email and wish
Speaker 1: you both well. Keep up the great work and maybe
Speaker 1: I'll make it out to the next convention. Mitch from
Speaker 1: North Dakota.
Speaker 2: Thanks Mitch, and that trial they found out who did it.
Speaker 2: Really it was somebody from the Sore Loser's Nation. That's
Speaker 2: not true. What if we did our own investigating and
Speaker 2: it led to that, that wouldn't be good. Do we
Speaker 2: have a lot of listeners in North Dakota? Ethy, you're
Speaker 2: the one that went out to Eight Bears.
Speaker 1: That was a great place.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I did meet some listeners and one of them got
Speaker 1: arrested that night.
Speaker 2: I'm part of the nation, man.
Speaker 1: I mean he was celebrating his twenty first birthday and
Speaker 1: he were playing blackjack. Next I got news in handcuffs
Speaker 1: and no idea what's up, coachers? I was listening to
Speaker 1: the Friday pod about the Chester Molester van and had
Speaker 1: to tell you about my embarrassing vehicle experience. When I
Speaker 1: was a senior in high school, my boyfriend now husband
Speaker 1: and his dad bought a Porter potty company, and since
Speaker 1: my twin brother and I shared a car, sometimes I
Speaker 1: needed picked up and so my boyfriend would pick me
Speaker 1: up in the company truck with five Porter potties on
Speaker 1: the back. Luckily I wasn't embarrassed, but other students always
Speaker 1: made fun of me. Keep up the average work, coachers.
Speaker 1: McKenzie from Ohio.
Speaker 2: Smell you later. That is funny, That is, I didn't
Speaker 2: think anything could top a Chester Molester pickup. That'll take
Speaker 2: the cake, I think.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine pulling up hey Porter pundies on the
Speaker 1: back smelling like ass?
Speaker 2: Come on, I ain't getting the truck just to kids too.
Speaker 2: The Porter potties of smelly is plumbers. You don't want
Speaker 2: dad pulling up in that paint truck. Chester Molester truck,
Speaker 2: semi is probably pretty ba If dad just brings the top.
Speaker 1: That would be pretty cool, yepe, Hey, guess who's back
Speaker 1: back again? Fellas and Ray, what up? So Catnip and
Speaker 1: cat Nip and I are booking a place a Placemaker
Speaker 1: spot in Nashville, MLK weekend and get just wanted to
Speaker 1: make sure that Nashville will be the location of Coaches Convention.
Speaker 1: Can we get a good to go on this? I
Speaker 1: want to book it now so we can get it
Speaker 1: locked in. Found a badass spot Ray was spot on
Speaker 1: with place maker. Also, if y'all want to do that
Speaker 1: pop up pod in Austin area, my bro and I
Speaker 1: literally own a bar in Kyle, Texas called the Railhouse.
Speaker 1: The sore losers are welcome to use the side rooms
Speaker 1: or the private silo to do the pod whenever y'all
Speaker 1: are ready.
Speaker 2: The silo it.
Speaker 1: Holds up to eleven hundred people outside and we can
Speaker 1: fit two hundred easily inside, so the twenty people that
Speaker 1: show up will be easily able to fit. My brother
Speaker 1: also owns a place in Austin called Come and Take
Speaker 1: It Live if y'all'd rather use that. Also, what up
Speaker 1: to Buddy Glass and the wife? Me and Catnip live
Speaker 1: in San Marcus and I work in New Bronfuls, San Antonio.
Speaker 1: Let's get together Buddy and miss Buddy. That's all just
Speaker 1: wanted to check in. Today is four hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: five days, not one drop of four loco or any
Speaker 1: alcohol anything as possible.
Speaker 2: Bless be the fruit, Cat Dick, I think we just
Speaker 2: found our venue in San Marcus.
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Cat Dick, congratulation on four hundred and seventy
Speaker 1: five days sober dominic durand hopefully you're doing well, man,
Speaker 1: haven't heard from you? You hope everything's going well with you
Speaker 1: and your daily journey. That's it, that's all I got.
Speaker 1: I gotta go and watch the masters man.
Speaker 2: A lot of the nation man, it's at times they
Speaker 2: have to get off the bottle.
Speaker 1: That's good though.
Speaker 2: Proud of you guys, I mean it to you. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 2: Once you know you're bigger than it, then you decide
Speaker 2: are you better without it? Do you like having a
Speaker 2: sip on a Saturday afternoon? It's up to you. But guys,
Speaker 2: get that help you need.
Speaker 1: Congrats tall yeah, and good luck to you all your
Speaker 1: master's bets. Enjoy Augusta this weekend.
Speaker 2: Guys.
Speaker 1: It's the most could it be the most beautiful place
Speaker 1: on earth? DoD's been there, I've never been. It's it's
Speaker 1: pretty much the old Old Boys Club. If you're not
Speaker 1: part of the club, you don't get in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they let a lady in. I think, No,
Speaker 2: did bones go to it one time? Didn't you go
Speaker 2: with John Legend? Yeah? He did, he did, he did. See.
Speaker 2: I don't think I can ever get into the Masters.
Speaker 1: You can?
Speaker 2: I enter the lottery every year? You do? Yeah? Why
Speaker 2: would I not? You would get off? Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be one of Oh you wouldn't. That'd
Speaker 1: be one of those things that it would just have
Speaker 1: to be a hey man.
Speaker 2: Nope, because you had to work Thursday. Do you had
Speaker 2: to work Friday?
Speaker 1: And we'd have to be one of those things that
Speaker 1: hey man, sorry, but this is the once in a
Speaker 1: lifetime shot.
Speaker 2: I gotta go. Buddy from work sends out a company
Speaker 2: wide email one year, Hey guys, I got selected. I
Speaker 2: get to go to the Masters. So low Key brags
Speaker 2: to us and then says he's not gonna be at
Speaker 2: his cell phone or email for five days. Okay, awesome, Yeah,
Speaker 2: great man.
Speaker 1: That's weird because we got a low I don't know
Speaker 1: if you got the low Key brag flex that we
Speaker 1: got the other day.
Speaker 2: In our email. Where is it the March madness? Yeah?
Speaker 1: A little weird. It says hello, haul. First, I'd like
Speaker 1: to say congrats to all the Florida Gators fans out there.
Speaker 1: We earn this hard work and dedication. We directly contributed
Speaker 1: to the Florida Gators winning.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: Also, sorry for not emailing right away the results of
Speaker 1: the company bracket, as I was in Santa Antonio to
Speaker 1: watch my boys cut down the nets. No need for that,
Speaker 1: No need for the brag about being there and letting
Speaker 1: us know you were at the event.
Speaker 2: Must be nice taking that Friday and Monday off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, must be nice to be able to travel to
Speaker 1: San Antonio watch your boys cut the nets down. And
Speaker 1: sorry I was slow getting out the results of the
Speaker 1: You just say, here are the results of the bracket.
Speaker 2: Cool.
Speaker 1: I suck, but I like the humble brag. Without further ado,
Speaker 1: Congratulations to Gator go figure for winning the first annual
Speaker 1: iHeart Nashville Bracket Challenge. The money will be.
Speaker 2: Paid out shortly when I.
Speaker 1: Get back to town, because you know where I was,
Speaker 1: San Antonio, celebrating with my fellow Gators.
Speaker 2: And you already know the bracket he did. It was
Speaker 2: a chalky one, so he just picked all favorites.
Speaker 1: Favorite well I mean it was very I mean, anybody
Speaker 1: that picked favorites did really well this year.
Speaker 2: That's why Baser did the worst family bracket. My sister
Speaker 2: won by one pick. She beat me, and then Baser
Speaker 2: did terrible, which tells you picking cheerleaders and mascots.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's near Kentucky. She likes Tennessee. It didn't
Speaker 1: work out for him. All right, everybody, have a great weekend.
Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday.
Speaker 2: It's that time man live from Augusta. Dude, I'll send
Speaker 2: that email out when we're on our vacation. Oh sorry, guys,
Speaker 2: I'm a Turks and Kekos out of pocket? What did
Speaker 2: I miss? Like, guys, we don't need the location. Send
Speaker 2: the people their money when they win. Nobody needs to
Speaker 2: know that you were right there when they cut down
Speaker 2: the nets. Guys, I'm going to the Masters. I got
Speaker 2: an unbelievable offer to go to the Masters. I will
Speaker 2: be there for five days. I'll be out of pocket.
Speaker 2: There's no Wi Fi there, I'll have no access to
Speaker 2: computers or cell phones. Awesome. So we don't get to
Speaker 2: go and we have to do your job for five
Speaker 2: days have fun.
Speaker 1: That sounds about not right, but hey, man, cool.
Speaker 2: Ray I would have been good to go. Bones would
Speaker 2: have approved it. Yeah right, dude, you're drunk. You're drunk,
Speaker 2: you'd never gotten off, But you don't know that. That's
Speaker 2: why don't even know. That's why I thought in the moment, Man,
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. Why don't I do the lottery? Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: I can't ever take off for that. Oh yeah, I
Speaker 2: can't go to a Monday Night in San Antonio March
Speaker 2: Badness game. We just there's stuff we can't do. I
Speaker 2: don't know, man, I think that's one of those things
Speaker 2: we can do.
Speaker 1: Man, But maybe I'm hey, I could be completely wrong.