WEBVTT - Why Was Lunchbox Hanging With High School Chicks? 0:00:02.040 --> 0:00:03.800 I wasn't where you went to the super Bowl, dude. 0:00:04.480 --> 0:00:05.800 Yeah, super Bowl sweatshirt. 0:00:06.200 --> 0:00:08.000 That's pretty nice, man. That's good on you. 0:00:07.680 --> 0:00:11.280 You can buy merch and not go to the actual game. Really, 0:00:11.800 --> 0:00:14.680 I'm trying to not wear around brother though bad memories. 0:00:14.880 --> 0:00:18.319 Oh man, they got skunk forty six or something. So 0:00:18.440 --> 0:00:20.880 it seemed like I never know the exact score of things, 0:00:21.280 --> 0:00:24.640 but I know the National Championship. I really didn't even 0:00:24.680 --> 0:00:27.520 watch it, but it seemed like Florida one by five 0:00:28.560 --> 0:00:31.120 this game. I watched it till the third quarter, I 0:00:31.120 --> 0:00:33.600 think it final. It seemed like a forty to six game. 0:00:33.640 --> 0:00:34.880 It was probably forty twenty. 0:00:35.080 --> 0:00:37.600 They got blowed out. Yeah, and I didn't remember that 0:00:37.720 --> 0:00:40.519 until you just told me. That's how quick we forget 0:00:40.560 --> 0:00:41.479 that it was a blowout. 0:00:41.640 --> 0:00:44.440 But you think about it and you just remember Chiefs 0:00:44.479 --> 0:00:45.840 got the doors blowed off. 0:00:46.000 --> 0:00:48.000 I mean, they never had a chance. Like it was over. 0:00:48.320 --> 0:00:51.360 It's awesome when you say it's gonna be Eagles and 0:00:51.360 --> 0:00:53.080 then it ends up being Eagles and you say the 0:00:53.120 --> 0:00:55.280 Eagles are gonna kill them, But then you have people 0:00:55.360 --> 0:00:57.920 four months later say the Sison Jinks. Guys, what about 0:00:57.960 --> 0:01:00.960 the Sis Jinks? When I said they were gonna kill him. Well, 0:01:01.000 --> 0:01:04.160 we don't remember that, got it? Selective memories coach over 0:01:04.240 --> 0:01:04.520 to you. 0:01:04.680 --> 0:01:07.440 I do know that that is your sensitive subject is 0:01:07.480 --> 0:01:10.120 when people say you're the Sison Jinks, Like I feel 0:01:10.120 --> 0:01:12.840 like that is something that you do not like. And 0:01:12.880 --> 0:01:17.039 I can tell it bothers you because every time someone 0:01:17.120 --> 0:01:18.960 says it, you bring it up and you want to 0:01:18.959 --> 0:01:20.319 point out which ones you got. 0:01:20.240 --> 0:01:23.560 Right because and the thing with the Sisson Jinks on 0:01:23.600 --> 0:01:26.679 this one is, guys, Duke had a ninety six percent 0:01:26.760 --> 0:01:29.800 chance up six points with thirty seconds left, Duke would 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.240 have won the national championship. I would have been dead 0:01:32.280 --> 0:01:37.440 correct if not some overwhelming luck that just fell in 0:01:37.520 --> 0:01:41.720 the the crotch of the other team, which is what happened. 0:01:41.800 --> 0:01:44.920 You know what's crazy is if my aunt would have 0:01:44.920 --> 0:01:47.520 been born with balls, should have been my uncle. 0:01:47.720 --> 0:01:49.960 Hey man. You know if that McDonald's, if it had 0:01:50.000 --> 0:01:52.160 a space needle on the top, it'd be called this 0:01:52.280 --> 0:01:52.960 space needle. 0:01:53.240 --> 0:01:57.640 That's crisy man, That is wild. Yeah, ifs and buds 0:01:57.640 --> 0:02:00.880 and candy nuts, you know what I mean. What happened 0:02:00.920 --> 0:02:03.080 is what happened. You can't change the outcome. 0:02:03.160 --> 0:02:05.360 Hey man, If this wasn't a skyscraper, and we didn't 0:02:05.400 --> 0:02:10.000 have microphones, this would be a waffle house. If that 0:02:10.080 --> 0:02:14.240 street wasn't called Broadway, man, it'd be called freaking the Bronx. 0:02:14.560 --> 0:02:17.080 Hey, hey, it would be called Beal Street. No one 0:02:17.120 --> 0:02:19.240 would be on it because that's Memphis. 0:02:19.240 --> 0:02:22.240 You know they're gonna be partying though, right, what you 0:02:22.280 --> 0:02:25.440 haven't been studying. There's gonna be a home game for Memphis? 0:02:26.480 --> 0:02:29.280 Oh for the playoffs? Yeah, well, of course there's gonna 0:02:29.280 --> 0:02:31.400 be a home game because they're gonna be in the playoffs. 0:02:31.880 --> 0:02:34.320 Right, But just how it all shakes out, I believe 0:02:34.360 --> 0:02:36.840 because of the playing thing, Memphis will now have a 0:02:36.840 --> 0:02:39.120 home game. Is Memphis going to be in the play 0:02:39.160 --> 0:02:42.120 in Yeah, because if you're the bottom four, you're in 0:02:42.160 --> 0:02:45.720 the playing game. They're putting in twenty teams in the playoffs. 0:02:45.880 --> 0:02:47.680 No, No, they put in like twelve teams. I do 0:02:47.800 --> 0:02:51.240 understand that everybody's in except for there's only like four 0:02:51.240 --> 0:02:53.240 teams that are eliminated from the playoffs. 0:02:53.320 --> 0:02:57.480 Right. The Saskatchewan timber Ratlers are not in, and some 0:02:57.600 --> 0:03:01.519 other team called the chang Wall Tigers are not in. 0:03:02.080 --> 0:03:03.440 Any NBA team. 0:03:03.240 --> 0:03:06.640 Is in the playoffs, dude, I mean the Spurs are 0:03:06.639 --> 0:03:08.760 definitely not in the playoffs. Man, we went and gotten 0:03:08.760 --> 0:03:10.600 deer and Fox and then he got hurt and when 0:03:10.639 --> 0:03:13.280 we got hurt, and we are terrible. Let me see 0:03:13.280 --> 0:03:17.080 where Oh the Memphis grit Oh dude, it is not 0:03:17.240 --> 0:03:21.080 settled yet. The Memphis Grizzlies and the Golden State Warriors 0:03:21.120 --> 0:03:25.040 are tied, and the Denver Nuggets and the LA Clippers, 0:03:25.280 --> 0:03:29.359 they all are looking at the play in game two 0:03:29.400 --> 0:03:30.959 of those, one of those teams is gonna be in 0:03:31.000 --> 0:03:32.240 the play in I don't know which one. 0:03:32.320 --> 0:03:34.440 They're all. There's four teams going into play. 0:03:34.200 --> 0:03:37.520 In, right, but the play in the Minnesota Timberwolves, the 0:03:37.560 --> 0:03:40.320 Sacramento Kings, and the Dallas Mavericks and the Phoenix Sun. 0:03:40.440 --> 0:03:43.880 Oh my god, guys, I don't even when the NBA 0:03:43.880 --> 0:03:47.040 plays next week. No, no, it can already be settled 0:03:47.040 --> 0:03:48.760 by the time this podcast is put up. 0:03:48.960 --> 0:03:53.520 It won't be. The NBA ends this week, NHL ends 0:03:53.560 --> 0:03:55.560 this week, the Masters is this week. 0:03:56.480 --> 0:04:00.160 I understand what everything is. I understand that things are. 0:04:00.120 --> 0:04:02.720 Or people don't know the ramifications until they turn on 0:04:02.760 --> 0:04:04.920 their television and Sports Center tells them, well, guess what 0:04:05.400 --> 0:04:09.440 Sports Center doesn't exist? We tell you we break it down. 0:04:09.520 --> 0:04:12.360 The sports center we used to know doesn't exist anymore. 0:04:12.720 --> 0:04:13.720 They don't show highlights. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:16.400 Do you remember how good like? That's all it used 0:04:16.440 --> 0:04:16.640 to be. 0:04:17.000 --> 0:04:20.799 We would set our alarms for seven am to watch 0:04:20.839 --> 0:04:23.719 the headline of Sports Center of Stuart Scott man the 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.200 bulls as cool as the other side of the pillow? 0:04:26.480 --> 0:04:30.640 How's it going cool kids? Stuart Scott It's like MTV. 0:04:31.680 --> 0:04:35.960 MTV used to be music videos with a show occasionally 0:04:36.040 --> 0:04:40.000 mixed in. They haven't showed a music video on MTV 0:04:40.320 --> 0:04:45.400 in fifteen years. I don't even understand why people still 0:04:45.480 --> 0:04:49.840 make music videos. Can someone please explain to me why 0:04:49.960 --> 0:04:52.799 music videos are still made? Why do they spend hundreds 0:04:52.839 --> 0:04:54.960 of thousands or even maybe I don't even know, maybe 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:58.960 a million dollars on a music video? Tell me who 0:04:59.000 --> 0:05:02.320 watches music video and where? When is the last time 0:05:02.400 --> 0:05:04.279 you watched a music video. 0:05:05.279 --> 0:05:08.320 There's a Riley Green one where he's banging some chick. 0:05:09.080 --> 0:05:11.359 My wife showed it to me so a week ago. 0:05:12.160 --> 0:05:13.200 Where did you watch. 0:05:13.000 --> 0:05:18.560 It on her phone? No? No, I I didn't what 0:05:18.680 --> 0:05:19.800 am I being in terrogame? 0:05:19.880 --> 0:05:23.960 I didn't mean like you've been depositioned. I'm at what platform? 0:05:24.200 --> 0:05:25.960 Did you watch it on I guess YouTube. 0:05:26.760 --> 0:05:29.520 Yes, but I agree with you. Why are these artists 0:05:29.520 --> 0:05:31.760 spending twenty thousand dollars on a music video? 0:05:32.920 --> 0:05:36.440 It makes no sense on twenty thousand and you know it's. 0:05:36.320 --> 0:05:38.480 Even deeper and crazier than that. One of the label 0:05:38.480 --> 0:05:41.320 guys said, yeah, when we do our phones now, they 0:05:41.360 --> 0:05:43.440 when they program a song, they try to make it 0:05:43.480 --> 0:05:45.960 so it sounds good on your phone, not necessarily in 0:05:46.000 --> 0:05:48.640 the speakers in your car, because more people listen on 0:05:48.680 --> 0:05:51.080 their phones to stuff than they do in their vehicles. 0:05:51.120 --> 0:05:51.560 Seriously. 0:05:51.720 --> 0:05:53.599 Yeah, and so I go, what how does that affect me? 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:56.200 I'm an audio guy, Leave me alone. But then I thought, wow, 0:05:56.240 --> 0:05:58.720 that was actually really deep. And so then artists are 0:05:58.720 --> 0:06:01.280 getting mad, Oh the crap, it doesn't sound as good. 0:06:01.600 --> 0:06:04.039 But they said, all these gen zers banging it on 0:06:04.040 --> 0:06:06.039 their phone while they're in high school, we want it 0:06:06.040 --> 0:06:07.360 to sound the best when they do that. 0:06:08.240 --> 0:06:11.119 You know what else I find funny talking about wasting money. 0:06:11.480 --> 0:06:13.479 The music videos I feel like are a wasting money. 0:06:14.440 --> 0:06:16.800 Another thing is that people don't know is when a 0:06:16.839 --> 0:06:21.080 new song comes out, artists or their record labels they 0:06:21.160 --> 0:06:26.320 send stuff to the studio preach and it's like junk. 0:06:27.320 --> 0:06:29.839 It is absolute junk. 0:06:29.960 --> 0:06:31.360 How much do you think they spend on it? 0:06:32.360 --> 0:06:35.000 Well, if they're sending it to every radio station, you 0:06:35.080 --> 0:06:38.159 gotta think they're sending it to every country music station 0:06:38.320 --> 0:06:43.279 in America, right or or fifty percent of them. And 0:06:43.640 --> 0:06:47.280 those little swag bags or whatever they are trinkets, they 0:06:47.320 --> 0:06:49.679 had to be spending one hundred thousand dollars on them. 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.280 And an example is Blake Shelton has a new song 0:06:52.440 --> 0:06:57.320 named I Don't Know Texas should have been in Texas, 0:06:57.839 --> 0:07:01.440 never heard it, and he made men yls. We just 0:07:01.480 --> 0:07:03.680 got this one, but you don't open your mail, and 0:07:03.760 --> 0:07:07.480 it is a very miniature version of a record that 0:07:07.560 --> 0:07:10.280 you can only play on a record player. That's in 0:07:10.320 --> 0:07:13.440 a cool little collector's disc and they gave it to 0:07:13.520 --> 0:07:16.040 us all and it's sitting now in the radio station 0:07:16.120 --> 0:07:18.080 in my on my desk. But that's something they would 0:07:18.080 --> 0:07:18.640 give to us. 0:07:18.720 --> 0:07:20.880 But it's a mini vinyl, so you need a mini 0:07:20.920 --> 0:07:22.960 record player. You're not even a real record player. 0:07:23.080 --> 0:07:24.840 I think you can play it on a regular one. 0:07:25.160 --> 0:07:27.480 But if you don't have a record player, it's completely 0:07:27.640 --> 0:07:30.480 pointless and an expense that you probably shouldn't have even 0:07:30.520 --> 0:07:31.600 made in the first place, Like I'm. 0:07:31.520 --> 0:07:33.040 Trying to think of some of the stuff they've sent 0:07:33.160 --> 0:07:33.800 over the years. 0:07:33.800 --> 0:07:36.880 It's like, oh, no one if an artist is doing 0:07:36.920 --> 0:07:40.679 anything with time. One time every hour on the hour, 0:07:40.760 --> 0:07:43.760 they brought over one time food, They delivered stuff and 0:07:43.800 --> 0:07:47.080 it said clockwork, and they brought over like watches and 0:07:47.520 --> 0:07:49.080 clocks you put in your office. 0:07:49.840 --> 0:07:54.600 It's just random stuff that no one needs, no one wants. 0:07:55.280 --> 0:07:57.840 And it's like, why do you spend all that money? 0:07:58.160 --> 0:08:00.680 It's not gonna make me. Oh you know what, they 0:08:00.760 --> 0:08:04.560 gave me a satchel full of fake coins, you know, 0:08:05.040 --> 0:08:07.560 money time. Oh you know what I mean. I love 0:08:07.600 --> 0:08:09.000 that song oil money. 0:08:09.480 --> 0:08:12.480 Who had a great one? Who had a great one? 0:08:12.640 --> 0:08:14.880 Who had a great one when we first moved here, 0:08:15.320 --> 0:08:17.200 Who had a great one? We became one of the 0:08:17.240 --> 0:08:21.720 funniest props in the old studio. Who we've talked about 0:08:21.720 --> 0:08:25.880 it before, who had a good one? Cole Swidell? 0:08:26.480 --> 0:08:30.360 Okay, he sent a cooler and said chilling it, okay. 0:08:30.720 --> 0:08:32.640 And we put a bunch of beer in it. 0:08:32.960 --> 0:08:36.680 Now, see that actually has a functional use. Correct, that 0:08:36.720 --> 0:08:39.760 cooler has a use. But still, how much did they 0:08:39.840 --> 0:08:42.640 spend on coolers? That is so much money? 0:08:42.960 --> 0:08:46.600 But they promoted the song, yes, but did that make 0:08:46.640 --> 0:08:48.720 you listen to the song more? Who knows? 0:08:49.120 --> 0:08:51.600 No, Like you just told me right now, I couldn't 0:08:51.600 --> 0:08:54.280 even remember why who sent it or when you were 0:08:54.320 --> 0:08:55.040 talking about. 0:08:55.280 --> 0:08:57.160 So I agree some of the promotional stuff is just 0:08:57.200 --> 0:09:00.000 completely ridiculous. But when they promote it with free concert tickets, 0:09:00.200 --> 0:09:01.480 that helps different. 0:09:01.600 --> 0:09:05.679 Yeah, but like, what was the one that just came? 0:09:06.240 --> 0:09:08.400 It was, uh, the roses. 0:09:09.640 --> 0:09:12.360 That wasn't for me. That was just for Amy and 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:13.760 you know he's only for the girls. 0:09:13.760 --> 0:09:17.079 But they sent bouquets of roses, and it's like, guys, 0:09:17.800 --> 0:09:18.679 what are we doing? 0:09:18.840 --> 0:09:21.240 I mean that was for a different reason. Oh, I 0:09:21.320 --> 0:09:23.160 might have been trying to land some digits there. I 0:09:23.200 --> 0:09:25.800 thought that was more because the song was something about roses. 0:09:25.840 --> 0:09:29.640 It was. But smart. If you're a dude and you 0:09:29.679 --> 0:09:32.640 make a song, heck, just marketed towards women, all the 0:09:32.720 --> 0:09:33.840 radio women will watch you. 0:09:35.240 --> 0:09:35.720 I guess. 0:09:35.760 --> 0:09:36.160 I don't know. 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:38.000 I just feel like we waste a lot of money. 0:09:38.040 --> 0:09:40.400 And so when you said music videos, I just still 0:09:40.400 --> 0:09:42.120 can't believe when someone's like, oh, yeah, we shot this 0:09:42.240 --> 0:09:46.400 music video, I'm like, really, music videos? Maybe I don't understand. 0:09:46.400 --> 0:09:48.079 Maybe I'm missing it. Maybe they put it on their 0:09:48.120 --> 0:09:50.760 Instagram and people watch it. But I just don't know 0:09:51.440 --> 0:09:53.680 people that go consume music videos now. 0:09:53.960 --> 0:09:55.880 But you can also make money off YouTube if they 0:09:55.880 --> 0:09:57.120 get one hundred thousand hits. 0:09:58.600 --> 0:10:00.319 Oh, so they're putting it on YouTube. 0:10:00.360 --> 0:10:01.960 That's the key. And then I don't give a crap 0:10:02.000 --> 0:10:03.880 about their Instagram. You I get paid there, but all 0:10:03.920 --> 0:10:05.120 this stuff's going to YouTube. 0:10:05.920 --> 0:10:09.559 So maybe that's why they Maybe we answered full circle, 0:10:10.000 --> 0:10:12.120 why they still make music videos. They put it on 0:10:12.200 --> 0:10:15.080 YouTube and people go watch it on YouTube. 0:10:16.200 --> 0:10:17.000 I had no idea. 0:10:18.600 --> 0:10:21.120 Huh, hey, I learned something new every night else to 0:10:21.280 --> 0:10:24.040 Ben in Texas? Is it a good song? 0:10:24.240 --> 0:10:27.480 It is? It is the jam? Huh yeah, man, are 0:10:27.520 --> 0:10:29.559 we taking a break or what is it? How long 0:10:29.559 --> 0:10:31.160 has it been? I've forgot ten and a half? 0:10:31.440 --> 0:10:33.959 You want to take a break already? No, No, you 0:10:34.040 --> 0:10:35.840 got a question for you. How'd you sleep last night? 0:10:35.920 --> 0:10:42.319 Ray? Sheeesh? Four hours? Oh, but I took out massive 0:10:42.400 --> 0:10:44.720 nap three hours in the afternoon, so all I needed 0:10:44.800 --> 0:10:48.560 was four dang, but those were good four yours. 0:10:48.640 --> 0:10:50.760 Oh dude, let me tell you. I usually come on 0:10:50.800 --> 0:10:53.040 here and tell you that I slept terrible and then 0:10:53.080 --> 0:10:58.680 I woke up so many times I was unconscious. 0:10:59.480 --> 0:11:00.800 That means dead. 0:11:01.080 --> 0:11:03.440 Now I was dead to the world, dude, dead to 0:11:03.520 --> 0:11:07.559 the world. It was the most beautiful sleep I've had 0:11:07.679 --> 0:11:09.080 in probably a month. 0:11:09.240 --> 0:11:12.640 You wake up, you got robbed. It was so amazing. 0:11:12.800 --> 0:11:16.160 There was no noises, no kids crying out, no nothing. 0:11:16.320 --> 0:11:18.040 I mean I didn't have to get up and pee, 0:11:18.400 --> 0:11:21.480 there was no vomit, stories, there was nothing. It was 0:11:21.520 --> 0:11:24.640 literally just lay there and sleep and it was so 0:11:25.520 --> 0:11:26.760 fan fantastic. 0:11:26.920 --> 0:11:29.920 That's why you need a night nanny. Al Dean twenty 0:11:30.000 --> 0:11:36.200 twenty three. I do believe someone in my hood. I 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:41.000 think they got a night nanny. Shehh, I think, but 0:11:41.120 --> 0:11:44.160 I may be wrong. Matt's something. If we didn't talk 0:11:44.200 --> 0:11:46.160 to these country artists would have never known about it. 0:11:46.160 --> 0:11:48.920 I never heard of it. These people have a woman 0:11:49.200 --> 0:11:52.400 or man come over to their house at eight as 0:11:52.440 --> 0:11:55.040 they're getting tucked into bed and stays up with their 0:11:55.120 --> 0:11:55.880 kids a whole night. 0:11:56.040 --> 0:11:58.200 No, no, they don't even they did. Here's a damn 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.000 rich here's the great thing about a night What do 0:12:01.080 --> 0:12:02.520 you call night nanny or night nurse? 0:12:03.200 --> 0:12:06.600 I don't remember what they call him. So Alding goes man, 0:12:06.640 --> 0:12:08.559 you need to get you a night nanny. That's it. 0:12:09.960 --> 0:12:14.480 They don't have to stay awake. They say, play somebody 0:12:14.520 --> 0:12:17.679 to come sleep, yes, and then if the baby wakes up, 0:12:17.720 --> 0:12:20.000 you get up with the baby. That's what the night 0:12:20.080 --> 0:12:23.200 nanny is. The night nanny doesn't have to stay awake 0:12:23.320 --> 0:12:25.320 the whole time. The night nanny just has to be 0:12:25.360 --> 0:12:27.720 the one on call so when the baby cries, so 0:12:27.800 --> 0:12:29.559 they can get there eight hours of sleep in the 0:12:29.600 --> 0:12:30.280 other bedroom. 0:12:31.240 --> 0:12:34.200 That is actually something that if you're rich, spend your 0:12:34.200 --> 0:12:36.200 money on a lot of the stuff. I say, why 0:12:36.240 --> 0:12:39.080 does this person need a seadoo and Dominican Republic, it 0:12:39.080 --> 0:12:41.040 makes no sense. They use it twice a year. Why 0:12:41.080 --> 0:12:44.640 does this person need a shuttle from the airport to 0:12:45.280 --> 0:12:47.280 the place they're staying at when they can just do 0:12:47.360 --> 0:12:50.240 one the generical one. Why do they need a private shuttle? 0:12:50.880 --> 0:12:53.360 I'm with you, Actually we do private shuttle. It's actually 0:12:53.360 --> 0:12:56.040 way better because ray, what the heck you trying to 0:12:56.080 --> 0:12:56.319 tell you? 0:12:56.440 --> 0:12:59.440 I thought my neighbors had one, and I hit them 0:12:59.520 --> 0:13:02.200 up and I said, oh, look at you fancies. I 0:13:02.240 --> 0:13:04.520 see you got a little night nanny. I see that 0:13:04.600 --> 0:13:05.920 tahoe parked out front. 0:13:06.120 --> 0:13:09.520 And he said it was just some night panny. 0:13:09.280 --> 0:13:13.240 And he goes, no, we upgraded to a tahoe, and 0:13:13.280 --> 0:13:18.439 I'm like, oh, my bad, totally wrong. But I mean, 0:13:19.000 --> 0:13:21.080 how weird is it that you have someone come in 0:13:21.080 --> 0:13:22.720 and take care of your child so you can sleep. 0:13:23.000 --> 0:13:26.160 I thought the whole point, the whole like bonding moment 0:13:26.200 --> 0:13:29.800 to struggle, like to feel like a real parent, is 0:13:29.840 --> 0:13:32.320 those three am when they start crying and you gotta 0:13:32.360 --> 0:13:35.040 wake up. You're miserable, but that's what bonds you with 0:13:35.120 --> 0:13:36.840 other parents. If you go to other parents, you're like, 0:13:36.880 --> 0:13:40.120 oh my gosh, and they're like, oh, little Johnny was 0:13:40.160 --> 0:13:42.160 crying all night. I got like two hours of sleep, 0:13:42.200 --> 0:13:46.480 and you're like, oh, baby, Patricia. Yeah, I mean I 0:13:46.520 --> 0:13:48.200 don't know. I'm the night nanny took care of her, 0:13:48.240 --> 0:13:50.320 so I got eight hours of sleep. It's like, huh, 0:13:50.360 --> 0:13:52.160 how do you bond over that You can't even share 0:13:52.240 --> 0:13:53.400 swap horror stories? 0:13:53.520 --> 0:13:55.240 And then they go play a show for two hours 0:13:55.280 --> 0:13:57.800 and call it a job. Come on, I mean that 0:13:57.800 --> 0:13:59.319 would be a night. Jeez. 0:13:59.480 --> 0:14:01.520 I need that one lifestyle party. 0:14:01.679 --> 0:14:04.280 I heard him say, yeah, you go play those shows. 0:14:04.320 --> 0:14:06.640 It's very not he didn't use the word unfulfilling, but 0:14:06.720 --> 0:14:08.240 he goes, Then I got to go work on the property, 0:14:08.280 --> 0:14:10.880 so I feel like I've did something. So you're telling 0:14:10.960 --> 0:14:13.440 me your career is based off of getting on a 0:14:13.480 --> 0:14:16.000 stage and doing something that doesn't even really feel like 0:14:16.040 --> 0:14:18.520 that hard to work. So then the next day you 0:14:18.559 --> 0:14:20.480 have to go work on the property, so you feel 0:14:20.520 --> 0:14:22.720 like you worked. Man, I should have been a singer. 0:14:22.880 --> 0:14:24.880 But I don't care. I don't need to feel like 0:14:24.920 --> 0:14:27.560 i've worked. I like once I do my work, even 0:14:27.600 --> 0:14:29.280 if I'm not tired, and I don't feel like I 0:14:29.320 --> 0:14:31.800 worked that hard, I don't need to go find something 0:14:31.800 --> 0:14:33.520 else to be like. You know what, this proves I 0:14:33.560 --> 0:14:34.680 worked hard. Now I'm good. 0:14:34.720 --> 0:14:34.920 Man. 0:14:35.080 --> 0:14:37.840 I put in my five eight hours, twelve hours, twenty 0:14:37.840 --> 0:14:40.520 six hours, whatever it is. I don't need an extra 0:14:41.400 --> 0:14:43.880 task to make me feel like I worked. If I worked, 0:14:43.960 --> 0:14:44.480 I worked. 0:14:44.600 --> 0:14:46.400 But there is a difference, baser, Why are you in 0:14:46.400 --> 0:14:48.640 such a great mood? Man? You want to do everything? Yeah, 0:14:48.680 --> 0:14:53.960 today it was easy days compared to those essdays. Yeah. Yeah, 0:14:54.480 --> 0:14:56.240 I got both my eyes open, I can see straight. 0:14:56.280 --> 0:14:56.680 What's up? 0:14:56.760 --> 0:14:59.000 Hey, I am with you. There are easy days and 0:14:59.040 --> 0:14:59.600 hard days. 0:14:59.680 --> 0:15:02.240 Man, you're seeing awesome. Yeah I didn't work today. 0:15:02.480 --> 0:15:04.120 Yeah, it's crazy. 0:15:04.160 --> 0:15:06.240 How great your attitude is when you don't have a job, 0:15:06.280 --> 0:15:07.840 when you get sent home early. 0:15:07.920 --> 0:15:10.280 I got a question, though, when you wear that super 0:15:10.320 --> 0:15:12.240 Bowl shirt speaking a job. 0:15:12.280 --> 0:15:13.960 I'm gonna wear it every damn day. You know how 0:15:13.960 --> 0:15:15.080 many people have talked to me about it? 0:15:15.800 --> 0:15:16.480 A nice question? 0:15:16.640 --> 0:15:20.280 You said something, I said something. Everybody keeps saying something. 0:15:20.320 --> 0:15:21.600 I go, oh, yeah, I's in Nola. 0:15:22.400 --> 0:15:23.120 That's exact. 0:15:23.280 --> 0:15:25.960 The gas station. Hell, the game is baby. 0:15:26.080 --> 0:15:29.040 Thank you man, you took the words out of my mouth. 0:15:29.320 --> 0:15:30.800 I want to know when you go in public, do 0:15:30.920 --> 0:15:32.640 people like, oh, man, you were at the game. And 0:15:32.680 --> 0:15:34.640 then he was like, nah, man, someone gave it to me. No, 0:15:34.880 --> 0:15:36.920 it's a status symbol, dude, Yeah, man, I was in Nola. 0:15:36.960 --> 0:15:38.480 What's up? What were you doing? Then? Oh you wash 0:15:38.480 --> 0:15:40.960 it on TV? Yes, it is. 0:15:41.120 --> 0:15:43.640 It's like a it's a uh look at me flex 0:15:44.200 --> 0:15:48.520 without saying it's an it's a unspoken flex like I 0:15:48.600 --> 0:15:51.240 went to the super Bowl. It's sort of like when 0:15:51.280 --> 0:15:55.320 someone wears a Master's shirt or a Master's hat. You 0:15:55.400 --> 0:15:58.680 only get them at the Master's. You can't buy them online. Right, 0:15:58.760 --> 0:16:00.400 thank you for the idea. I need to wear that 0:16:00.440 --> 0:16:03.640 polo tomorrow. And so you just walk around like you 0:16:03.720 --> 0:16:06.880 are oh yeah, because you know, my buddy Garrett, he 0:16:06.920 --> 0:16:09.520 went to a practice round and he bought me a shirt, 0:16:09.800 --> 0:16:12.600 so I wear it golfing and people are like, oh, dude, 0:16:12.640 --> 0:16:15.320 you've been to Augusta and I had to go No, man, 0:16:15.360 --> 0:16:18.640 my friend got it. Because ninety percent of the stuff 0:16:18.640 --> 0:16:22.440 you see, someone's friend got it. It's not actual people 0:16:22.440 --> 0:16:23.520 that have been to the Masters. 0:16:23.680 --> 0:16:25.640 But it doesn't matter that you go down that path. 0:16:25.760 --> 0:16:28.280 Just lie to them. But then they're gonna ask you 0:16:28.320 --> 0:16:30.440 what it was like exactly, that's what's wrong with the 0:16:30.520 --> 0:16:32.960 Muni or the problems with the Muni. People then ask 0:16:33.000 --> 0:16:34.560 you detailed questions and you're screwed. 0:16:35.440 --> 0:16:37.640 Like that Avery girl that I had on from Challenge 0:16:37.680 --> 0:16:40.880 Mania that was on the Real World Portland. I was 0:16:40.880 --> 0:16:43.600 talking to her because she works in Hooters, and I said, man, 0:16:43.600 --> 0:16:45.160 what's up with Hooters going out of business? 0:16:45.280 --> 0:16:45.880 Never heard of it? 0:16:46.160 --> 0:16:49.120 And she goes, I don't know anything about that. I mean, 0:16:49.160 --> 0:16:52.120 I'm going to the Masters with Hooters this weekend. So 0:16:52.240 --> 0:16:53.360 she's at the. 0:16:53.240 --> 0:16:57.160 Masters and there's some still open. There's one by me 0:16:57.440 --> 0:16:59.600 because it's strong. There's thirty cars by it. Every time 0:16:59.640 --> 0:17:00.000 I passed. 0:17:00.280 --> 0:17:03.880 You know who They sponsor John Daily guess who's playing 0:17:03.880 --> 0:17:06.920 in the Masters, John Daily, So I she must be 0:17:07.000 --> 0:17:09.159 high up in Hooters if she's the one going with 0:17:09.200 --> 0:17:11.400 the Hooters representatives to the Masters. 0:17:11.720 --> 0:17:13.840 Is there a minimum measurement to be hired? 0:17:14.160 --> 0:17:17.720 I mean, what a freaking job. We need to be 0:17:17.960 --> 0:17:18.920 sent to the Master. 0:17:19.040 --> 0:17:20.320 Yeah, we need to go to commercial. 0:17:20.359 --> 0:17:21.639 Yeah, we need to you know what we need to 0:17:21.640 --> 0:17:23.440 send it to. We need to send it to break. 0:17:23.520 --> 0:17:25.800 You know what we forgot to do start the show. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:27.960 We'll start it next time you add to the break, 0:17:28.000 --> 0:17:28.560 We'll start it. 0:17:31.480 --> 0:17:33.359 Yeah, we gotta do the intro, dude, We forgot to 0:17:33.400 --> 0:17:33.840 do the intro. 0:17:33.920 --> 0:17:34.080 Dude. 0:17:34.160 --> 0:17:36.600 You did the whole first thing because your computer was 0:17:36.640 --> 0:17:38.840 not working. Like I gotta loaded. I gotta load it. 0:17:41.680 --> 0:17:46.560 We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three, 0:17:46.880 --> 0:17:52.200 sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox. 0:17:52.240 --> 0:17:54.880 I know the most about sports, suggy, the sports facts, 0:17:55.280 --> 0:17:59.119 my sports opinions, because I'm pretty much a sports genius. 0:17:59.320 --> 0:18:02.440 Guys, real quick, before I start. Arnold actually called us. 0:18:02.520 --> 0:18:05.160 This is the voicemail he left us from the Masters 0:18:05.160 --> 0:18:08.359 in AUGUSTA. Hey, boys, have got two point missiles on 0:18:08.520 --> 0:18:10.639