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Speaker 2: You can buy merch and not go to the actual game. Really,

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Speaker 2: I'm trying to not wear around brother though bad memories.

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Speaker 2: Oh man, they got skunk forty six or something. So

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Speaker 2: it seemed like I never know the exact score of things,

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Speaker 2: but I know the National Championship. I really didn't even

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Speaker 2: It was probably forty twenty.

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Speaker 1: They got blowed out. Yeah, and I didn't remember that

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Speaker 1: that it was a blowout.

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Speaker 2: But you think about it and you just remember Chiefs

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Speaker 1: I mean, they never had a chance. Like it was over.

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Speaker 2: It's awesome when you say it's gonna be Eagles and

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Speaker 2: Eagles are gonna kill them, But then you have people

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Speaker 2: four months later say the Sison Jinks. Guys, what about

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Speaker 2: the Sis Jinks? When I said they were gonna kill him. Well,

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Speaker 2: we don't remember that, got it? Selective memories coach over

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Speaker 1: I do know that that is your sensitive subject is

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Speaker 2: Right because and the thing with the Sisson Jinks on

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Speaker 2: this one is, guys, Duke had a ninety six percent

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Speaker 2: chance up six points with thirty seconds left, Duke would

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Speaker 1: You know what's crazy is if my aunt would have

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Speaker 2: Hey man. You know if that McDonald's, if it had

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Speaker 1: That's crisy man, That is wild. Yeah, ifs and buds

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Speaker 1: and candy nuts, you know what I mean. What happened

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Speaker 2: Hey man, If this wasn't a skyscraper, and we didn't

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Speaker 1: Hey, hey, it would be called Beal Street. No one

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Speaker 2: You know they're gonna be partying though, right, what you

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Speaker 2: haven't been studying. There's gonna be a home game for Memphis?

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Speaker 2: Right, But just how it all shakes out, I believe

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Speaker 1: No, No, they put in like twelve teams. I do

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Speaker 2: Right. The Saskatchewan timber Ratlers are not in, and some

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Speaker 1: where Oh the Memphis grit Oh dude, it is not

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Speaker 1: settled yet. The Memphis Grizzlies and the Golden State Warriors

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Speaker 1: I understand what everything is. I understand that things are.

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Speaker 1: Do you remember how good like? That's all it used

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Speaker 2: Even deeper and crazier than that. One of the label

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Speaker 1: You know what else I find funny talking about wasting money.

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Speaker 1: Well, if they're sending it to every radio station, you

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Speaker 2: it is a very miniature version of a record that

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Speaker 1: And it's like, why do you spend all that money?

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Speaker 2: Who had a great one? Who had a great one?

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Speaker 2: And we put a bunch of beer in it.

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Speaker 2: But they promoted the song, yes, but did that make

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but like, what was the one that just came?

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Speaker 2: That wasn't for me. That was just for Amy and

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Speaker 1: I just feel like we waste a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: And so when you said music videos, I just still

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Speaker 2: But you can also make money off YouTube if they

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Speaker 1: Oh, so they're putting it on YouTube.

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Speaker 1: YouTube and people go watch it on YouTube.

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Speaker 2: Ray? Sheeesh? Four hours? Oh, but I took out massive

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Speaker 2: That's why you need a night nanny. Al Dean twenty

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Speaker 1: No, no, they don't even they did. Here's a damn

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Speaker 2: you need to get you a night nanny. That's it.

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Speaker 1: They don't have to stay awake. They say, play somebody

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Speaker 2: That is actually something that if you're rich, spend your

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Speaker 2: And then they go play a show for two hours

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Speaker 1: I need that one lifestyle party.

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Speaker 2: I heard him say, yeah, you go play those shows.

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Speaker 2: so I feel like I've did something. So you're telling

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Speaker 1: But I don't care. I don't need to feel like

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Speaker 2: Man.

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Speaker 1: I put in my five eight hours, twelve hours, twenty

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Speaker 2: But there is a difference, baser, Why are you in

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Speaker 2: today it was easy days compared to those essdays. Yeah. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: I got both my eyes open, I can see straight.

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Speaker 2: What's up?

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Speaker 1: Hey, I am with you. There are easy days and

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Speaker 2: Man, you're seeing awesome. Yeah I didn't work today.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's crazy.

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Speaker 2: How great your attitude is when you don't have a job,

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Speaker 1: I got a question, though, when you wear that super

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Speaker 2: I'm gonna wear it every damn day. You know how

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Speaker 1: A nice question?

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Speaker 2: You said something, I said something. Everybody keeps saying something.

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Speaker 2: I go, oh, yeah, I's in Nola.

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Speaker 1: That's exact.

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Speaker 2: The gas station. Hell, the game is baby.

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Speaker 1: Thank you man, you took the words out of my mouth.

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Speaker 1: I want to know when you go in public, do

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Speaker 1: then he was like, nah, man, someone gave it to me. No,

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Speaker 2: What's up? What were you doing? Then? Oh you wash

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Speaker 2: it on TV? Yes, it is.

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Speaker 1: It's like a it's a uh look at me flex

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Speaker 1: thank you for the idea. I need to wear that

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Speaker 1: you've been to Augusta and I had to go No, man,

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Speaker 1: my friend got it. Because ninety percent of the stuff

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Speaker 2: But it doesn't matter that you go down that path.

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Speaker 2: Just lie to them. But then they're gonna ask you

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Speaker 1: Like that Avery girl that I had on from Challenge

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Speaker 1: what's up with Hooters going out of business?

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Speaker 2: Never heard of it?

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Speaker 1: And she goes, I don't know anything about that. I mean,

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Speaker 2: Masters and there's some still open. There's one by me

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Speaker 2: because it's strong. There's thirty cars by it. Every time

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Speaker 1: You know who They sponsor John Daily guess who's playing

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Speaker 2: Is there a minimum measurement to be hired?

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Speaker 1: I mean, what a freaking job. We need to be

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to go to commercial.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we need to you know what we need to

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Speaker 1: send it to. We need to send it to break.

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Speaker 1: You know what we forgot to do start the show.

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Speaker 2: We'll start it next time you add to the break,

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Speaker 2: We'll start it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we gotta do the intro, dude, We forgot to

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Speaker 2: Dude.

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Speaker 1: You did the whole first thing because your computer was

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Speaker 1: not working. Like I gotta loaded. I gotta load it.

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Speaker 2: We're gonna do it live. Oh the one, two, three,

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Speaker 2: sore losers? What up, everybody? I am lunchbox.

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Speaker 1: I know the most about sports, suggy, the sports facts,

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Speaker 2: Guys, real quick, before I start. Arnold actually called us.

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Speaker 2: This is the voicemail he left us from the Masters

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Speaker 2: in AUGUSTA. Hey, boys, have got two point missiles on

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Speaker 2: in my head? What a my pants? You gonna get

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Speaker 2: a two dollars beer.

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Speaker 1: It's awesome here, good Tiger.

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Speaker 2: But Tiger's not even playing in the Masters.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm gonna say what. Arnold has had the journey

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Speaker 1: of a lifetime. He went from San Antonio at the

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Speaker 1: Final four and he went straight to Augusta. Don't know

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Speaker 1: how he got there, if it was greyhound or if

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Speaker 1: he took a Southwest flight flew in it to Atlanta

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Speaker 1: but then he found out that you're not allowed to

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Speaker 2: Hey, y'all, it is sissing. I'm from the North. I'm

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Speaker 2: an alpha male. I live on the North Side in

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Speaker 2: Nashville with a Broadway girl baser. We have two point

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Speaker 2: two acres. We live in the country. Already said that,

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Speaker 2: and we have two point two kids. At the Vanderbilt Clinic,

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Speaker 2: the electrophysiologist department checks on him head of That is

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Speaker 2: justin over to you, man.

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Speaker 1: Oh Ray, did you know that high school they have

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Speaker 1: a new sport. It started this year and I got

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Speaker 1: to witness it firsthand.

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Speaker 2: I'm not getting in this debate.

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Speaker 1: Girls flag football, Okay, they are now playing flag football

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Speaker 1: in high school and I watched two high school teams

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Speaker 2: I'm thinking interesting, I'm thinking it was terrible. Really, I mean,

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Speaker 2: Ray big Booty Judy beat Becky Boots.

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Speaker 1: I felt bad for the one school. They only had

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Speaker 1: the great team is still calling time outs trying to

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00:20:02,320 --> 00:20:05,560
Speaker 1: make a comeback. But I was glad for the great team.

440
00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:07,800
Speaker 1: They did get in the end zone with four seconds

441
00:20:07,800 --> 00:20:08,720
Speaker 1: to go on the clock.

442
00:20:09,119 --> 00:20:11,360
Speaker 2: Is there a running gamers at all passes.

443
00:20:11,720 --> 00:20:15,680
Speaker 1: Ninety percent run and then ten percent pass.

444
00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:18,080
Speaker 2: I would say it's different for guys because when we

445
00:20:18,119 --> 00:20:21,080
Speaker 2: played at interramurals in college, majority of it was passed.

446
00:20:21,080 --> 00:20:22,879
Speaker 2: I don't think we ever ran. I don't think you

447
00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:25,840
Speaker 2: could run. You had to drop back and pass.

448
00:20:26,200 --> 00:20:28,359
Speaker 1: I think you could run. I don't know. I know

449
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:30,640
Speaker 1: we played Inner Murals and we got our butts kicked

450
00:20:30,640 --> 00:20:35,440
Speaker 1: because we sucked. What were you the slim Reaper? I

451
00:20:35,440 --> 00:20:38,080
Speaker 1: I mean I was pretty good. I mean I didn't

452
00:20:38,080 --> 00:20:41,359
Speaker 1: intercept Santana over the top. He was throwing it deep,

453
00:20:42,080 --> 00:20:44,160
Speaker 1: and I mean it was a per and I ran

454
00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:46,159
Speaker 1: right between the receiver, right in front of the receiver,

455
00:20:46,280 --> 00:20:48,760
Speaker 1: got it and came up the sideline and John and

456
00:20:48,760 --> 00:20:50,720
Speaker 1: Clay thought, oh my god, we thought you were gonna

457
00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,119
Speaker 1: get laid out by that wide receiver.

458
00:20:52,320 --> 00:20:54,400
Speaker 2: They're like, we didn't think. I mean that just beautiful.

459
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:58,240
Speaker 1: And Santana was this big athletic dude from South Texas

460
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:02,159
Speaker 1: and he played football d one. But he got homesick.

461
00:21:02,280 --> 00:21:04,680
Speaker 2: I won't play in the UNFO. He got homesick, and

462
00:21:04,720 --> 00:21:06,840
Speaker 2: so he moved back. He came back. He didn't want to.

463
00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:08,879
Speaker 1: He got tired and he was too far from home

464
00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:11,800
Speaker 1: because he went to Florida somewhere, uh some small school

465
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,040
Speaker 1: and was homesick. And he came back and he dominated

466
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:15,920
Speaker 1: the Innermural field.

467
00:21:16,359 --> 00:21:19,240
Speaker 2: Yeah, I my only memory of Innermurals college team was

468
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:21,280
Speaker 2: pretty good. We had a great quarterback. He could make

469
00:21:21,320 --> 00:21:23,840
Speaker 2: it rain out there and a wide receiver. I just

470
00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:26,200
Speaker 2: remember I'd made an interception in the end zone ran

471
00:21:26,240 --> 00:21:29,000
Speaker 2: it back ninety nine yards for a touchdown. But I

472
00:21:29,040 --> 00:21:31,359
Speaker 2: was wearing cleats that were a size too big, so

473
00:21:31,560 --> 00:21:34,200
Speaker 2: as I was getting in for the touchdown, my foot

474
00:21:34,280 --> 00:21:36,520
Speaker 2: my cleat. Like you know, when shoes aren't the right size,

475
00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,760
Speaker 2: you just trip and you look like a jacka. Yeah,

476
00:21:38,800 --> 00:21:42,280
Speaker 2: so I like kind of tripped, But everybody else was

477
00:21:42,280 --> 00:21:44,520
Speaker 2: on the other side of the field, so they thought

478
00:21:44,600 --> 00:21:46,560
Speaker 2: I did this fake trip in the end zone after

479
00:21:46,560 --> 00:21:49,000
Speaker 2: I scored a touchdown. They're like, that was hilarious, dude,

480
00:21:49,040 --> 00:21:52,120
Speaker 2: nice celebration, And I just rolled with it and didn't

481
00:21:52,119 --> 00:21:54,359
Speaker 2: tell anybody. I straight up tripped because I was wearing

482
00:21:54,359 --> 00:21:56,959
Speaker 2: size eleven shoes, and thank god I didn't trip at

483
00:21:56,960 --> 00:21:58,840
Speaker 2: the five that had been terrible. I was in the

484
00:21:58,880 --> 00:22:01,000
Speaker 2: end zone and tripped over and fell As I'm in

485
00:22:01,000 --> 00:22:03,080
Speaker 2: the end zone. On flag football, there's not even tackle.

486
00:22:03,359 --> 00:22:06,600
Speaker 1: Yeah, I had a fifteen yard pick six to win

487
00:22:06,640 --> 00:22:10,960
Speaker 1: the game. Only I picked six, and as a celebration,

488
00:22:11,080 --> 00:22:13,680
Speaker 1: I dove into the end zone. They threw a flag

489
00:22:13,720 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 1: fifteen yards, so then a touchdown didn't count. Why celebrate,

490
00:22:17,320 --> 00:22:20,600
Speaker 1: I mean taunting. Didn't realize you could do that in

491
00:22:20,640 --> 00:22:22,400
Speaker 1: flag football. I was like, what's the big deal?

492
00:22:22,480 --> 00:22:25,160
Speaker 2: And you don't realize on TV, we don't in person.

493
00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:27,280
Speaker 2: That ninety nine yards I ran. It's a long one

494
00:22:27,320 --> 00:22:29,720
Speaker 2: took forever. I don't know how nobody caught me. I'd

495
00:22:29,720 --> 00:22:31,639
Speaker 2: say probably ten times. I thought, Oh, he's gonna get me.

496
00:22:31,760 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 1: He's gonna get me.

497
00:22:32,440 --> 00:22:34,159
Speaker 2: Shoes are two bikes, shooster to bake. Are we the

498
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:36,760
Speaker 2: area yet? Okay? Here we go up pen zone? Put

499
00:22:36,800 --> 00:22:39,879
Speaker 2: them fall over? Oh great, touchdown? Thanks, it was my shoes.

500
00:22:39,920 --> 00:22:44,439
Speaker 2: They tripped me. Ah, how's it going? Touchdown? That is forever? Well,

501
00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:45,040
Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

502
00:22:45,200 --> 00:22:47,679
Speaker 1: They make it look fun on the TV when you

503
00:22:47,720 --> 00:22:50,199
Speaker 1: dive in the end zone, like celebrating. And when I

504
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:53,440
Speaker 1: did my dive, I'm like, yeah, boom, landed on my shoulder. Mate.

505
00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,120
Speaker 1: That hurts a lot more than it looks on TV.

506
00:22:55,280 --> 00:22:56,879
Speaker 1: And then I got the fifteen yard taunting and it

507
00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:59,439
Speaker 1: didn't even count. Really drove me up a wall. That

508
00:22:59,480 --> 00:23:01,919
Speaker 1: really made me mad. So the touchdown didn't count. I

509
00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:04,439
Speaker 1: landed on my shoulder for nothing, and we ended up.

510
00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:05,880
Speaker 1: I think it was a tie. I think they tied

511
00:23:05,920 --> 00:23:07,280
Speaker 1: the game. I don't even know if we went to

512
00:23:07,359 --> 00:23:10,680
Speaker 1: overtime or how it worked, but the time ran out.

513
00:23:10,720 --> 00:23:13,480
Speaker 1: I know in regulation because we got the interception, but

514
00:23:13,600 --> 00:23:16,159
Speaker 1: the winning touchdown didn't count. Maybe we lost. Maybe it

515
00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,440
Speaker 1: won't even tied. Maybe we were down three, maybe we're

516
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:20,600
Speaker 1: down one. I don't know, but that was supposed to

517
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:22,399
Speaker 1: be the winning play and I was celebrating, so I

518
00:23:22,480 --> 00:23:24,719
Speaker 1: dove into the end zone and it was freaking taunting

519
00:23:24,720 --> 00:23:26,480
Speaker 1: and it didn't count. I'll never forget it because I

520
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,800
Speaker 1: landed on my right shoulder hurt like hell, I'll.

521
00:23:28,640 --> 00:23:30,760
Speaker 2: Never forget it. I would go work out before our

522
00:23:30,800 --> 00:23:32,920
Speaker 2: intermural football game and then i'd play in oer mural,

523
00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:35,160
Speaker 2: so I'd be all ripped and everything, and I thought

524
00:23:35,160 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 2: I was so awesome. They just had me running a

525
00:23:37,240 --> 00:23:40,200
Speaker 2: little seven and outs. I was Travis Kelce homeless version,

526
00:23:40,480 --> 00:23:42,440
Speaker 2: so all I would do was pick up four yards

527
00:23:42,440 --> 00:23:44,640
Speaker 2: on a second first or second down and then we'd

528
00:23:44,640 --> 00:23:48,479
Speaker 2: do the deep bombs. Yeah. I was never Randy Moss.

529
00:23:48,560 --> 00:23:54,760
Speaker 2: I was never Javonte Davante Adams. I was never Justin Jefferson.

530
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:57,400
Speaker 2: Every single time I was a conquo for the Titans,

531
00:23:57,440 --> 00:24:01,200
Speaker 2: like made five. Oh you're Wes Welker. But he's even

532
00:24:01,240 --> 00:24:04,240
Speaker 2: a better position than me. Dude, I was, who's the

533
00:24:04,240 --> 00:24:06,560
Speaker 2: guy that never Traylon Burk's for the Titans? He gets

534
00:24:06,600 --> 00:24:09,439
Speaker 2: five yards? That was me. So they just used me

535
00:24:09,560 --> 00:24:11,760
Speaker 2: for a better chance of getting a first down on

536
00:24:11,840 --> 00:24:14,880
Speaker 2: second I never got the glory because they didn't even

537
00:24:14,920 --> 00:24:17,040
Speaker 2: guard you. If you ran a five yard route in

538
00:24:17,080 --> 00:24:19,760
Speaker 2: flag football, they don't guard you. So I was the

539
00:24:19,800 --> 00:24:21,840
Speaker 2: guy jacked after working out at the gym that would

540
00:24:21,880 --> 00:24:23,399
Speaker 2: make five yards. And then all the girls in the

541
00:24:23,400 --> 00:24:25,879
Speaker 2: side are like, hey, so, what's going on. You're going

542
00:24:25,920 --> 00:24:27,760
Speaker 2: to the mall here? Yeah.

543
00:24:27,800 --> 00:24:29,000
Speaker 1: I got thrown on a team with a bunch of

544
00:24:29,040 --> 00:24:32,639
Speaker 1: people from the dorms like and so this dude, John

545
00:24:32,960 --> 00:24:35,359
Speaker 1: ended up be in my roommate later. He's like, hey, man,

546
00:24:35,359 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 1: we're gonna start. We're gonna practice on Tuesday nights.

547
00:24:38,600 --> 00:24:39,159
Speaker 2: I let him.

548
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:43,680
Speaker 1: I said, practice, Are you serious? We're gonna practice. We're

549
00:24:43,720 --> 00:24:47,920
Speaker 1: in college, bro, we're gonna practice. Well, apparently everybody practiced.

550
00:24:48,400 --> 00:24:51,840
Speaker 1: I didn't realize this intermural flag football was a big deal.

551
00:24:52,080 --> 00:24:56,280
Speaker 1: People practiced, and maybe that's why we weren't very good,

552
00:24:56,600 --> 00:24:57,919
Speaker 1: and maybe we just had a lot of people that

553
00:24:57,920 --> 00:25:00,040
Speaker 1: didn't give a crap because we practiced, but we we

554
00:25:00,520 --> 00:25:02,919
Speaker 1: still sucked. And we had this one guy, Jamal on

555
00:25:02,920 --> 00:25:04,720
Speaker 1: our team, and he was talking about how good he is.

556
00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:08,000
Speaker 1: He's coming out. He's got the gloves on his hands,

557
00:25:08,040 --> 00:25:10,199
Speaker 1: you know what I mean, Like, Wow, he's gonna be

558
00:25:10,240 --> 00:25:13,040
Speaker 1: so good. And one we play our first game and

559
00:25:13,080 --> 00:25:15,679
Speaker 1: he we throw on the ball and he drops it

560
00:25:15,720 --> 00:25:18,320
Speaker 1: and he gets up and he's just limping, and we're like, oh,

561
00:25:19,160 --> 00:25:21,240
Speaker 1: he gets his arm around my shoulder and he puts

562
00:25:21,280 --> 00:25:23,520
Speaker 1: his arm around Clay's shoulders and we're helping him to

563
00:25:23,520 --> 00:25:25,880
Speaker 1: the sideline. We're like a hamstreak and he's like, no, man,

564
00:25:26,560 --> 00:25:27,800
Speaker 1: they gotta sprain my finger.

565
00:25:30,720 --> 00:25:33,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, go take care of it. There's a there's a

566
00:25:33,600 --> 00:25:36,000
Speaker 2: corner over there, but next to the volleyball ten. So

567
00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,399
Speaker 2: why are you limping?

568
00:25:38,040 --> 00:25:38,200
Speaker 1: Man?

569
00:25:38,280 --> 00:25:39,240
Speaker 2: It hurts. It hurts.

570
00:25:40,040 --> 00:25:41,760
Speaker 1: I mean, I thought he blew a hamstring, dude, And

571
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,960
Speaker 1: he said he he sprained his fingers.

572
00:25:44,680 --> 00:25:48,160
Speaker 2: Nobody tells you this, though, but freshman year of innermurals

573
00:25:48,440 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 2: careful because everybody's still living their high school glory. None

574
00:25:51,680 --> 00:25:54,040
Speaker 2: of them made it to college sports, so they if

575
00:25:54,200 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: it doesn't matter what it is, they're doing. They're going

576
00:25:56,040 --> 00:26:00,840
Speaker 2: one hundred percent softball, football, the basketball, soccer. Guys, none

577
00:26:00,840 --> 00:26:02,560
Speaker 2: of it matters. It all should just be for fun.

578
00:26:02,600 --> 00:26:06,120
Speaker 2: That should be the building the buddy, the bro building system, camaraderie.

579
00:26:06,440 --> 00:26:08,560
Speaker 2: But there's still guys that think they're playing D one

580
00:26:08,880 --> 00:26:11,160
Speaker 2: and they'll hitch even though it's Hey, it was flag man.

581
00:26:11,760 --> 00:26:13,639
Speaker 2: I don't think we're supposed to be tackling though. Thanks

582
00:26:13,640 --> 00:26:16,520
Speaker 2: for the shoulder to my nuts. Oh yeah it's flag, dude.

583
00:26:16,520 --> 00:26:18,600
Speaker 2: Thanks for coming over the top lay Cooper flag and

584
00:26:18,600 --> 00:26:20,920
Speaker 2: trying to block me. Guys, we're in a gym. I

585
00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,600
Speaker 2: thought we're just trying to look good for the chicks.

586
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,480
Speaker 2: So yeah, there's guys that still think they're playing in March,

587
00:26:25,680 --> 00:26:29,720
Speaker 2: that are still playing for the playoff system of twelve teams.

588
00:26:29,800 --> 00:26:33,320
Speaker 2: They think they're still playing for Omaha, they're not. I'll

589
00:26:33,320 --> 00:26:34,159
Speaker 2: hang up and listen.

590
00:26:36,160 --> 00:26:38,400
Speaker 1: The girls in our dorm though, they were really good.

591
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:44,480
Speaker 1: They put a squad together, Gabby gg Anna, Jessica, Andrea Windy,

592
00:26:44,840 --> 00:26:47,359
Speaker 1: and they would win the whole school. They win all

593
00:26:47,400 --> 00:26:49,960
Speaker 1: of UTSA and they would go to like regionals every year.

594
00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:53,240
Speaker 2: I could wear a wig, I could be Leah.

595
00:26:53,480 --> 00:26:56,240
Speaker 1: It was amazing and Anna, I think her name was Anna.

596
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: She was the quarterback. She could chunk the ball, she

597
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,400
Speaker 1: was very athletic. And then she went on to marry

598
00:27:01,440 --> 00:27:03,160
Speaker 1: Nick Barnes from my high school. I mean, I don't

599
00:27:03,160 --> 00:27:05,680
Speaker 1: even know how they met. She don't know how they met.

600
00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:07,640
Speaker 1: But after college, I look on Facebook and she's married

601
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:09,400
Speaker 1: to this dude I went to high school with. I'm like, what,

602
00:27:09,480 --> 00:27:12,040
Speaker 1: how did that happen? They got like five kids. I

603
00:27:12,040 --> 00:27:12,920
Speaker 1: don't know if they're still together.

604
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:14,359
Speaker 2: I have no idea. I haven't checked on them, but

605
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:19,000
Speaker 2: it's a great story. So they took a intermural college

606
00:27:19,040 --> 00:27:20,760
Speaker 2: sport and now it's a real one that they played

607
00:27:20,840 --> 00:27:21,879
Speaker 2: high schools and you watched it.

608
00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, I watched it, and not on purpose, dude. I

609
00:27:24,520 --> 00:27:27,800
Speaker 1: was a creep on the sideline though, because I had

610
00:27:27,800 --> 00:27:29,600
Speaker 1: a soccer game at six fifteen.

611
00:27:29,880 --> 00:27:32,359
Speaker 2: Hurry, I need an alibi, Honey, get here, say we

612
00:27:32,440 --> 00:27:33,240
Speaker 2: have kids stuff.

613
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:36,240
Speaker 1: And it was across town, so I'm fighting traffic. It

614
00:27:36,280 --> 00:27:38,560
Speaker 1: took me thirty eight minutes in traffic to get to

615
00:27:38,640 --> 00:27:41,600
Speaker 1: this game. And my game is at six fifteen. It

616
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:44,359
Speaker 1: says you will arrive at six eleven. It's taking me

617
00:27:44,359 --> 00:27:46,560
Speaker 1: all these back roads to fight the traffic. I pull

618
00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:49,680
Speaker 1: in the parking lot at six eleven PM and the

619
00:27:49,760 --> 00:27:53,879
Speaker 1: parking lot is jam packed. I can't find a parking spot.

620
00:27:54,040 --> 00:27:57,600
Speaker 1: I thought the soccer arena closed. This is outdoor now

621
00:27:58,320 --> 00:27:59,640
Speaker 1: because it's suddy.

622
00:27:59,600 --> 00:28:04,879
Speaker 2: Well nice weather boat is the truck driver. No, So

623
00:28:05,040 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh my gosh.

624
00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:08,359
Speaker 1: I finally find a parking spot and there's these people

625
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:09,800
Speaker 1: leaving and they have uniforms on.

626
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,760
Speaker 2: So I'm assuming it was a girl's soccer game. Hey, homie,

627
00:28:12,840 --> 00:28:15,280
Speaker 2: can I take your parking spot? Thank you?

628
00:28:15,359 --> 00:28:18,680
Speaker 1: G No, I didn't say any of that. Oh, I

629
00:28:18,720 --> 00:28:19,120
Speaker 1: thought you were.

630
00:28:19,040 --> 00:28:21,320
Speaker 2: Trying to relate with the gen zers. Now, hey, is

631
00:28:21,359 --> 00:28:23,200
Speaker 2: it gucci? If I pull up?

632
00:28:23,359 --> 00:28:25,360
Speaker 1: Hey, can I can I park in your low emission

633
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,159
Speaker 1: vehicle spot?

634
00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:28,080
Speaker 2: Man? Like? I didn't creep?

635
00:28:29,000 --> 00:28:31,040
Speaker 1: Hey, I liked I liked the environment, just like you

636
00:28:31,119 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 1: like the environment.

637
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:35,200
Speaker 2: Man? Hey, am I in a TikTok video? Or can

638
00:28:35,280 --> 00:28:36,960
Speaker 2: I park? You're a creep?

639
00:28:37,160 --> 00:28:37,200
Speaker 1: Go?

640
00:28:38,200 --> 00:28:38,480
Speaker 2: Yeah?

641
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 1: So I roll up and there's these girls leaving the

642
00:28:41,880 --> 00:28:44,240
Speaker 1: opposing team. So I'm assuming it was a soccer game,

643
00:28:44,320 --> 00:28:49,080
Speaker 1: and how's it going, hose? I thought, okay, coop, cool,

644
00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:52,280
Speaker 1: cool soccer, But then I realized soccer season is pretty

645
00:28:52,280 --> 00:28:55,520
Speaker 1: it is probably over by now, pretty much. Uh So

646
00:28:55,720 --> 00:28:58,720
Speaker 1: I get out there and I'm like, oh, and they're

647
00:28:58,760 --> 00:29:00,880
Speaker 1: just now starting a fight football game. I'm like, wait,

648
00:29:00,880 --> 00:29:03,239
Speaker 1: what So there was one game earlier and then now

649
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:05,480
Speaker 1: there's another game. Our game was supposed to start at

650
00:29:05,480 --> 00:29:08,800
Speaker 1: six fifteen. The flag football game was starting at six fifteen.

651
00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:10,479
Speaker 1: They had double booked the field.

652
00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,520
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, but the only thing creepier is you standing

653
00:29:13,520 --> 00:29:14,840
Speaker 2: there with binoculars.

654
00:29:15,160 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: Oh no, no, I was on the sideline, man, like

655
00:29:17,480 --> 00:29:21,320
Speaker 1: all the side like there was like two for six

656
00:29:21,360 --> 00:29:24,360
Speaker 1: teams because there's three soccer fields they make, And so

657
00:29:24,440 --> 00:29:26,760
Speaker 1: we're all just there on the sideline watching this flag

658
00:29:26,760 --> 00:29:31,040
Speaker 1: football game. And I'm surprised the cops that were there

659
00:29:31,040 --> 00:29:32,720
Speaker 1: didn't say, hey, can you guys move back up to

660
00:29:32,760 --> 00:29:34,920
Speaker 1: the stands, But they let us just sit on the

661
00:29:34,960 --> 00:29:37,440
Speaker 1: sideline and watch the game. And we had to sit

662
00:29:37,440 --> 00:29:39,959
Speaker 1: there for an hour until our game started. So our

663
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:42,920
Speaker 1: game started an hour later that it was supposed to,

664
00:29:43,240 --> 00:29:45,840
Speaker 1: and we watched high school girls flag football.

665
00:29:46,080 --> 00:29:49,600
Speaker 2: I'm for it. Double bookings, guys, get these kids out.

666
00:29:49,840 --> 00:29:53,680
Speaker 2: People are in shape. That's America. Nobody on their couches anymore.

667
00:29:53,720 --> 00:29:56,920
Speaker 2: It's more active. You know what we knocked pickleball. I

668
00:29:57,000 --> 00:30:01,840
Speaker 2: mean I don't. I just think some people, like I

669
00:30:01,880 --> 00:30:03,840
Speaker 2: have seen how pickleball supposed to be. You play with

670
00:30:03,920 --> 00:30:06,720
Speaker 2: your chick, you play, That's what it needs to be.

671
00:30:06,920 --> 00:30:08,880
Speaker 2: And the reason I don't like it around my neighborhood

672
00:30:08,960 --> 00:30:12,719
Speaker 2: is because it's an elitist sport, is it? I don't know.

673
00:30:13,400 --> 00:30:16,320
Speaker 2: Some people in Austin that I follow, they think like

674
00:30:16,520 --> 00:30:19,680
Speaker 2: they're gonna be the next uh Andy Roddick Pickleball edition.

675
00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:21,960
Speaker 2: I'm like, guys, step back. I get you started some

676
00:30:22,040 --> 00:30:24,520
Speaker 2: company and you now have a pickleball league. Everything will

677
00:30:24,520 --> 00:30:27,160
Speaker 2: be okay. My point is this, take a step back,

678
00:30:27,160 --> 00:30:29,960
Speaker 2: but it's good everybody's being active. You knock all these sports.

679
00:30:30,040 --> 00:30:33,840
Speaker 2: Knock the train or the train, knock the girls playing

680
00:30:33,840 --> 00:30:37,080
Speaker 2: flagar knocking it right, knock it all you want. I'm

681
00:30:37,120 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: glad people are active, and I'll hang up and listen

682
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:41,840
Speaker 2: because we were on a bad path.

683
00:30:41,920 --> 00:30:44,400
Speaker 1: Man, I'd love to see them out there playing. I

684
00:30:44,440 --> 00:30:46,040
Speaker 1: just was a little frustrated that I had to sit

685
00:30:46,080 --> 00:30:49,000
Speaker 1: there and watch the game and wait for my soccer

686
00:30:49,040 --> 00:30:52,280
Speaker 1: game for an extra hour. So as we're as the

687
00:30:52,320 --> 00:30:54,680
Speaker 1: girls are walking off the field, We're walking onto the

688
00:30:54,680 --> 00:30:56,560
Speaker 1: field and a couple of the girls are laughing.

689
00:30:56,640 --> 00:30:57,320
Speaker 2: They're like, oh my god.

690
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,160
Speaker 1: They're like, what time were you guys supposed to start?

691
00:30:59,160 --> 00:31:01,000
Speaker 1: And I'm like, you guys are I can't talk to you?

692
00:31:02,160 --> 00:31:08,400
Speaker 2: And I dated your mom's and going lunchbox and she

693
00:31:08,560 --> 00:31:10,800
Speaker 2: was like no, no, like did we hold you guys up?

694
00:31:10,840 --> 00:31:13,080
Speaker 1: And I'm like no, no, I'm not having anybody think

695
00:31:13,120 --> 00:31:19,640
Speaker 1: we're flirting. I'm not talking to you. And one of

696
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,520
Speaker 1: the girls on my team was like, oh, we're supposed

697
00:31:21,520 --> 00:31:22,400
Speaker 1: to play at sixty fifteen.

698
00:31:22,480 --> 00:31:24,320
Speaker 2: They're like, oh, we're so sorry.

699
00:31:24,360 --> 00:31:25,720
Speaker 1: And the girl goes, oh, we're not mad at you.

700
00:31:25,760 --> 00:31:28,600
Speaker 2: It's not your fault. Thank you, dad, bod. How's it going?

701
00:31:29,200 --> 00:31:33,080
Speaker 2: And she was like, well, good luck, hey Boomer, what

702
00:31:33,120 --> 00:31:35,640
Speaker 2: are you all gen zers? How's it going lunchbox? And

703
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,680
Speaker 2: then the girl on my team goes, oh, congratulations on

704
00:31:37,720 --> 00:31:41,160
Speaker 2: your guys is win? Thank you? Yeah, thank you. We're

705
00:31:41,160 --> 00:31:43,360
Speaker 2: a little bit older. How's it going lunchbox?

706
00:31:43,760 --> 00:31:46,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm like more than almost three times you're eight. No, no,

707
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,000
Speaker 1: not three times, just twice, may almost three times maybe,

708
00:31:49,040 --> 00:31:51,320
Speaker 1: I mean they may have been sixteen fifteen. Oh man,

709
00:31:51,360 --> 00:31:53,719
Speaker 1: if they're fifteen, then I am pretty much right at

710
00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:54,480
Speaker 1: three times our age.

711
00:31:54,480 --> 00:31:57,080
Speaker 2: That's ugly, But don't think it like that, dude. I

712
00:31:57,120 --> 00:32:00,720
Speaker 2: mean I chill with Boomer, and Boomer is that age. Yeah,

713
00:32:00,760 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 2: but that's you know, I'm fam different. But what's the

714
00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 2: difference between me being a creep hanging out with somebody

715
00:32:06,040 --> 00:32:08,240
Speaker 2: that's my family or you being a creep just talking

716
00:32:08,280 --> 00:32:10,080
Speaker 2: to somebody that's.

717
00:32:10,680 --> 00:32:13,360
Speaker 1: The walking off the football field and I'm going on

718
00:32:13,400 --> 00:32:16,680
Speaker 1: there to play soccer and she is stopping me to chat.

719
00:32:16,720 --> 00:32:18,280
Speaker 1: Her parents are probably up in the stands, like, what

720
00:32:18,400 --> 00:32:20,760
Speaker 1: is this dude talking to my daughter out on the field.

721
00:32:20,840 --> 00:32:23,960
Speaker 2: That's it's all in your eye, your head. Perception is reality.

722
00:32:24,000 --> 00:32:26,440
Speaker 2: But it's all in your head, dude, because I don't

723
00:32:26,440 --> 00:32:28,120
Speaker 2: have those thoughts. And I hang out with Boomer and

724
00:32:28,120 --> 00:32:29,600
Speaker 2: he's twenty five years younger than me, but.

725
00:32:29,560 --> 00:32:31,520
Speaker 1: He's your family. Nobody knows that.

726
00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:34,920
Speaker 2: When I'm going to get an ice cream with Boomer

727
00:32:35,160 --> 00:32:38,480
Speaker 2: at the Luke local joint Bobby's ice Cream and I'm

728
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 2: licking it down right on the street corner with a

729
00:32:40,800 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 2: seventeen year old kid, nobody knows driving by that he's

730
00:32:44,080 --> 00:32:46,920
Speaker 2: my nephew. He looks like your son. Then that's fine. No,

731
00:32:47,040 --> 00:32:49,880
Speaker 2: he's tallered me though. They it looks like I'm creeping

732
00:32:49,880 --> 00:32:51,080
Speaker 2: on an ice cream joint.

733
00:32:51,320 --> 00:32:53,800
Speaker 1: They know when I'm walking out into the soccer field

734
00:32:53,920 --> 00:32:56,400
Speaker 1: that this girl is not my kid, not my family,

735
00:32:56,480 --> 00:32:58,760
Speaker 1: not anything. And if mom and dad see me out

736
00:32:58,760 --> 00:33:01,400
Speaker 1: there talking to her, I think I've stopped their daughter

737
00:33:01,480 --> 00:33:04,080
Speaker 1: to have a conversation. Yeah, like, hey, I like the

738
00:33:04,080 --> 00:33:07,280
Speaker 1: way you play football. No thanks, I'm not gonna end

739
00:33:07,360 --> 00:33:10,640
Speaker 1: up like these teachers do in the back of cop cars.

740
00:33:10,880 --> 00:33:12,480
Speaker 1: I mean, have you seen the latest one?

741
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, the lady bang the kid gets arrested. Her husband's

742
00:33:16,160 --> 00:33:17,800
Speaker 2: in the car and doesn't know why she's getting arrested.

743
00:33:17,920 --> 00:33:19,800
Speaker 2: And she doesn't know why she's getting arrested. She's like

744
00:33:19,840 --> 00:33:20,360
Speaker 2: what am I?

745
00:33:20,720 --> 00:33:22,000
Speaker 1: Like? Is there anything you need to get out of

746
00:33:22,080 --> 00:33:24,720
Speaker 1: the car? And she's like, am I going somewhere?

747
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:26,720
Speaker 2: Then it dawns on her in the cop cars and

748
00:33:26,840 --> 00:33:28,840
Speaker 2: then arrested for hooking up with a fifteen and.

749
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:31,920
Speaker 1: She starts bawling her eyes out, talking about how she's

750
00:33:31,960 --> 00:33:34,520
Speaker 1: gonna vomit, and the guy's like, do you want to bag?

751
00:33:34,600 --> 00:33:36,600
Speaker 2: And she's like, yes, I want to bag And she.

752
00:33:36,640 --> 00:33:40,120
Speaker 1: Knows her life is over and then all this stuff

753
00:33:40,160 --> 00:33:43,800
Speaker 1: comes out about the manifesto, like she's been keeping a

754
00:33:43,920 --> 00:33:48,400
Speaker 1: journal of their relationship in her phone, and it is

755
00:33:48,440 --> 00:33:52,840
Speaker 1: the most bizarre thing I have ever heard in my life.

756
00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:56,960
Speaker 1: It is like, oh my gosh, I can't believe you

757
00:33:57,120 --> 00:33:59,480
Speaker 1: cheated on me with that girl, you know, the one

758
00:33:59,520 --> 00:34:02,440
Speaker 1: you said you were just friends with, and you're just

759
00:34:02,560 --> 00:34:04,760
Speaker 1: messing with my head. And I swear I was never

760
00:34:04,760 --> 00:34:07,680
Speaker 1: gonna let her another boy f with my head and

761
00:34:07,680 --> 00:34:10,360
Speaker 1: you're sitting here effing with my mind. The one person

762
00:34:10,360 --> 00:34:13,200
Speaker 1: that would have stuck with you forever and through everything.

763
00:34:13,280 --> 00:34:16,880
Speaker 1: It was like you're talking like, how dare he like

764
00:34:16,960 --> 00:34:20,120
Speaker 1: make out with another fifteen year old and you're mad

765
00:34:20,200 --> 00:34:24,360
Speaker 1: about it? It was it's crazy, and to keep a diary.

766
00:34:24,719 --> 00:34:27,280
Speaker 1: It's like she was stuck in her high school mind.

767
00:34:28,960 --> 00:34:31,200
Speaker 1: But uh, like, how does that happen?

768
00:34:31,360 --> 00:34:33,600
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I never had a hot teacher.

769
00:34:34,480 --> 00:34:36,680
Speaker 1: So no, no, but what no?

770
00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,319
Speaker 2: No? I understand? Was it just me? Or were our

771
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:41,960
Speaker 2: teacher's the only ones that were all seventy years old? Dude?

772
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,240
Speaker 1: We had a couple hot ones. My second grade teacher

773
00:34:44,280 --> 00:34:45,040
Speaker 1: was a smoke show.

774
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:47,480
Speaker 2: Well, this girl that got in trouble was she hot

775
00:34:47,600 --> 00:34:50,440
Speaker 2: smoke show? Okay, that's what I just saw the police footage.

776
00:34:50,480 --> 00:34:52,520
Speaker 2: I didn't see her glammed up, so I was just

777
00:34:52,560 --> 00:34:53,359
Speaker 2: curious if you'd seen.

778
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,560
Speaker 1: But even in her police I don't look pretty good.

779
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,359
Speaker 2: I don't think we had a teacher that was above

780
00:34:57,400 --> 00:35:02,680
Speaker 2: afore Okay, but what I'm what a wild scenario to

781
00:35:02,719 --> 00:35:05,640
Speaker 2: have a hot teacher. I was never presented that missus

782
00:35:05,760 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: uh Vi, missus Will's Missus Willis. I mean she had

783
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,879
Speaker 2: Missus Willis in fifth grade. She was eighty five years old,

784
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,080
Speaker 2: and I changed the name for reasons being. She was

785
00:35:17,120 --> 00:35:18,719
Speaker 2: eighty five years old, and there was rumors that she

786
00:35:18,800 --> 00:35:24,600
Speaker 2: drank Bailey's in her coffee easily close to ninety. That's

787
00:35:24,640 --> 00:35:26,360
Speaker 2: the type of teachers I was dealing with in Michigan.

788
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:30,000
Speaker 2: I just I amraide. Do you ever think about crossing

789
00:35:30,000 --> 00:35:35,720
Speaker 2: that line? No, I get it, So I was never tempted.

790
00:35:36,200 --> 00:35:37,040
Speaker 2: Here's my thing.

791
00:35:37,160 --> 00:35:40,080
Speaker 1: I understand it from that fifteen year old boys perspective.

792
00:35:40,120 --> 00:35:42,640
Speaker 2: Oh on a second, guys, miss willis looking pretty damn

793
00:35:42,680 --> 00:35:45,399
Speaker 2: hot at eighty five. I'll be late for practice. Don't

794
00:35:45,480 --> 00:35:48,560
Speaker 2: check the bleachers.

795
00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:53,160
Speaker 1: I understand it from the fifteen year old boys perspective.

796
00:35:53,160 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 2: Okay, I get okay.

797
00:35:54,760 --> 00:35:58,600
Speaker 1: I want to understand how this twenty six year old hottie.

798
00:35:58,640 --> 00:36:01,680
Speaker 2: Guys, I've got an the deployment with mister VIVI what

799
00:36:02,920 --> 00:36:03,959
Speaker 2: he's teaching me math?

800
00:36:04,800 --> 00:36:11,520
Speaker 1: This twenty six year old hottie goes for a fit, Like,

801
00:36:11,719 --> 00:36:16,160
Speaker 1: explain that to me, Like this lady is not as beauty.

802
00:36:16,200 --> 00:36:18,960
Speaker 1: She's a good looking shit Like good looking.

803
00:36:19,400 --> 00:36:21,239
Speaker 2: All right, we gotta take a break. We're not gonna

804
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:24,080
Speaker 2: judge how hot this chick was that is now in

805
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:27,479
Speaker 2: jail in our prison system because of the R word.

806
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,839
Speaker 1: No No, I want to know why, Like, how does

807
00:36:30,840 --> 00:36:33,239
Speaker 1: that happen? Like how does she get to the point

808
00:36:33,239 --> 00:36:35,080
Speaker 1: where she is hitting on a fifteen years.

809
00:36:35,200 --> 00:36:38,840
Speaker 2: She's an attractive teacher. I've never been in an attractive teacher.

810
00:36:39,200 --> 00:36:42,000
Speaker 2: I've never been a student that had an attractive teacher.

811
00:36:42,160 --> 00:36:45,560
Speaker 2: So I don't know how that situation presents itself. Maybe

812
00:36:45,600 --> 00:36:49,320
Speaker 2: at hot at schools in California. There's hot teachers. In Michigan,

813
00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:53,560
Speaker 2: every teacher is seventy and aged.

814
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:56,319
Speaker 1: You're not You're You're not even looking at it from

815
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:57,080
Speaker 1: the right perspective.

816
00:36:57,320 --> 00:37:03,960
Speaker 2: How does she my Spanish teacher, Yeah, missus hinsu bro.

817
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,719
Speaker 2: She was eighty seven and she spoke Spanish. We didn't

818
00:37:08,719 --> 00:37:12,400
Speaker 2: even speak the same language. I'm telling you there was

819
00:37:12,480 --> 00:37:15,840
Speaker 2: no chance in hell you could ever even start a

820
00:37:15,920 --> 00:37:17,040
Speaker 2: relationship with these people.

821
00:37:17,640 --> 00:37:20,840
Speaker 1: My buddy, my buddy. He went somewhere in South America

822
00:37:20,920 --> 00:37:24,440
Speaker 1: for vacation and he met some ship that spoke only Spanish,

823
00:37:24,880 --> 00:37:26,360
Speaker 1: and he's like, dude, I think this is the one.

824
00:37:26,719 --> 00:37:28,480
Speaker 1: And I'm like, dude, you can't even communicate with her

825
00:37:28,520 --> 00:37:29,680
Speaker 1: like you can. And he was like, no, no, we're

826
00:37:29,680 --> 00:37:31,239
Speaker 1: gonna keep in touch. We're gonna keep in touch, like

827
00:37:31,280 --> 00:37:33,600
Speaker 1: it was amazing. Like he spent two nights with her

828
00:37:33,719 --> 00:37:36,040
Speaker 1: in South America. He's like, this is gonna be great,

829
00:37:36,200 --> 00:37:39,840
Speaker 1: got her phone number. But she spoke Spanish, he spoke English.

830
00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:41,959
Speaker 1: I don't even know how they talked, Like, I don't

831
00:37:42,000 --> 00:37:44,840
Speaker 1: understand how they spent two nights together because she literally

832
00:37:44,880 --> 00:37:46,800
Speaker 1: spoke no English.

833
00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:48,480
Speaker 2: Now, to get you off your point, I dated a

834
00:37:48,480 --> 00:37:50,359
Speaker 2: couple of girls in coastry and not dated went on

835
00:37:50,400 --> 00:37:53,279
Speaker 2: a date with him that spoke Spanish. It's miserable. You

836
00:37:53,320 --> 00:37:55,520
Speaker 2: think it's funny and you're cool with It's You're cool

837
00:37:55,600 --> 00:37:58,080
Speaker 2: until two sentences later of the Spanish, you know, and

838
00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:00,960
Speaker 2: you're just staying there looking at each other. No amount

839
00:38:01,040 --> 00:38:06,920
Speaker 2: of alcohol can overcome that awkwardness. Any girl that speaks

840
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,040
Speaker 2: your language is better than somebody that you have the

841
00:38:09,040 --> 00:38:12,000
Speaker 2: biggest communication barrier with ever, because you just sit there

842
00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,799
Speaker 2: and stare at each other and you how many times

843
00:38:13,800 --> 00:38:19,160
Speaker 2: can you say c nedita has moue benita. There are

844
00:38:19,239 --> 00:38:21,279
Speaker 2: a many, so many things you can say to somebody

845
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:24,000
Speaker 2: who don't speak the same language as and it gets

846
00:38:24,080 --> 00:38:27,680
Speaker 2: awkward real quick, especially when got a sumachids you. I

847
00:38:27,719 --> 00:38:29,719
Speaker 2: think it was from the bread. What were we saying

848
00:38:29,719 --> 00:38:30,880
Speaker 2: about the teacher in high school?

849
00:38:31,000 --> 00:38:32,920
Speaker 1: I just want to know how she gets to that point.

850
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,000
Speaker 1: I mean, the text messages she was sending to this

851
00:38:35,040 --> 00:38:39,000
Speaker 1: fifteen year old were, oh my gosh, the sex with

852
00:38:39,120 --> 00:38:42,560
Speaker 1: you is so amazing. It's always so passionate. This morning

853
00:38:42,640 --> 00:38:45,239
Speaker 1: sex was not that long, but it was so good. Like,

854
00:38:46,280 --> 00:38:49,480
Speaker 1: where does she get to the point where she is

855
00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,920
Speaker 1: going after a fifteen year old dude? I there as

856
00:38:51,960 --> 00:38:54,319
Speaker 1: stories in the news all the time, these teachers doing it,

857
00:38:54,520 --> 00:38:56,280
Speaker 1: but I need to know how it happens.

858
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:59,160
Speaker 2: It starts with a hot teacher, That's where it starts.

859
00:38:59,320 --> 00:39:01,799
Speaker 1: I understand the hot teacher. But how does the hot

860
00:39:01,840 --> 00:39:04,400
Speaker 1: teacher allow it to happen? The hot teacher has to

861
00:39:04,400 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 1: say no to a fifteen year old. How does the

862
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,360
Speaker 1: hot teacher fall in love with a fifteen or sixteen

863
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:09,759
Speaker 1: year old?

864
00:39:10,160 --> 00:39:13,560
Speaker 2: Explain it? They should. There should be a hot teacher database.

865
00:39:14,280 --> 00:39:15,600
Speaker 2: Check in on them every week.

866
00:39:16,160 --> 00:39:19,200
Speaker 1: Check their phones, check their emails, check everything.

867
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 2: With the Michian teachers, they're in the clear.

868
00:39:21,520 --> 00:39:24,640
Speaker 1: But the problem is sometimes it's ugly teachers. These kids

869
00:39:24,640 --> 00:39:27,000
Speaker 1: go for the ugly teachers. I've seen it. It's just

870
00:39:27,120 --> 00:39:30,399
Speaker 1: blows my mind that this woman was so hot and

871
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: she is so in love with this sixteen year old,

872
00:39:33,120 --> 00:39:35,319
Speaker 1: talking about like, you know, there's gonna be one day

873
00:39:35,360 --> 00:39:37,479
Speaker 1: when we are we're okay to be in each other's

874
00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:39,560
Speaker 1: lives because we're gonna be in each other's for lives forever.

875
00:39:39,719 --> 00:39:41,640
Speaker 1: It may me not be romantically, but we're gonna We

876
00:39:41,719 --> 00:39:43,279
Speaker 1: care too much about each other for us not to

877
00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:46,439
Speaker 1: talk anymore. It's like, what is going on with you?

878
00:39:46,480 --> 00:39:49,239
Speaker 2: My guidance counselor, who I would spend time with talking

879
00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:53,839
Speaker 2: about colleges, was in her seventies, and I'm gonna go

880
00:39:54,080 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: back this for you to your second choice of a college. Okay,

881
00:39:58,640 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 2: I'll see you later. Hey, that's what I had to

882
00:40:02,280 --> 00:40:06,600
Speaker 2: deal with. There was never a temptation. Ray, What about

883
00:40:06,600 --> 00:40:07,080
Speaker 2: the guys.

884
00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:10,440
Speaker 1: I mean Miss Benton she wasn't hot, but she was cute.

885
00:40:11,719 --> 00:40:14,040
Speaker 1: I mean, what other hot teachers do we have?

886
00:40:14,840 --> 00:40:16,280
Speaker 2: I don't really know. Many, man.

887
00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:19,440
Speaker 1: We had Missus Whiteside. She was eighty five years old, Like,

888
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:22,200
Speaker 1: she was so old. She taught my buddy's mom when

889
00:40:22,400 --> 00:40:24,240
Speaker 1: she was in high school. So, I mean that tells

890
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:26,920
Speaker 1: you how old she was. And she was still our teacher.

891
00:40:27,160 --> 00:40:34,240
Speaker 1: And her coffee breath was the nastiest thing I've ever smet.

892
00:40:36,440 --> 00:40:38,359
Speaker 2: Can you not do that in my mouth? They all

893
00:40:38,560 --> 00:40:44,560
Speaker 2: loved reading, wore wore glasses, just weren't funny, talked about

894
00:40:44,680 --> 00:40:46,759
Speaker 2: weird stuff of the news and stuff, and you just

895
00:40:46,760 --> 00:40:49,000
Speaker 2: had nothing in common with him. And those do these

896
00:40:49,040 --> 00:40:51,839
Speaker 2: people start relationships? And does the fifteen year old make

897
00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:54,160
Speaker 2: a move first, as the teacher had to make the move.

898
00:40:54,840 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 2: Teacher has to make the move right. The one lady,

899
00:40:57,680 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 2: Missus Boyle, she was so old she had a wig.

900
00:41:04,640 --> 00:41:08,560
Speaker 2: These ladies were older than ladies at church. My teachers.

901
00:41:09,440 --> 00:41:11,520
Speaker 2: That's how much I loved going to school. Dude, it

902
00:41:11,600 --> 00:41:14,560
Speaker 2: was miserable. All right, we got a roll. All right,

903
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 2: get in here, we'll take a break. Well it, we'll

904
00:41:16,760 --> 00:41:24,719
Speaker 2: be right back started it started it.

905
00:41:24,719 --> 00:41:26,759
Speaker 1: No, no, we we just came back from commercial. But

906
00:41:26,800 --> 00:41:29,080
Speaker 1: my question is how much of the Masters are you

907
00:41:29,120 --> 00:41:31,160
Speaker 1: going to watch Saturday Sunday?

908
00:41:31,920 --> 00:41:32,000
Speaker 2: Like?

909
00:41:32,080 --> 00:41:33,399
Speaker 1: Are you gonna sit there all day?

910
00:41:34,040 --> 00:41:36,440
Speaker 2: Is it? Oh? I'm only waiting till the final round?

911
00:41:36,640 --> 00:41:39,279
Speaker 2: What do we got? So? I'm a romantic Give me

912
00:41:39,320 --> 00:41:41,000
Speaker 2: a minute. If you got one, I got it. Can

913
00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,120
Speaker 2: you have any romantic music? Yeah? I can do this

914
00:41:43,160 --> 00:41:47,319
Speaker 2: one right here. It's our crime podcast, and I have

915
00:41:47,800 --> 00:41:55,200
Speaker 2: a speak. I have no other romance music. Okay, I

916
00:41:55,360 --> 00:42:03,600
Speaker 2: just wondered that's approved. I mean unless this is that's

917
00:42:03,600 --> 00:42:07,319
Speaker 2: not romance. Okay, there's no music, guys. You guys don't

918
00:42:07,320 --> 00:42:09,720
Speaker 2: give a rip about music. So I haven't been betting.

919
00:42:09,800 --> 00:42:13,280
Speaker 2: I've been trying to do. I have a futures bet.

920
00:42:13,760 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 2: I have a futures bet. I haven't been doing the

921
00:42:15,360 --> 00:42:18,160
Speaker 2: day to day betting. Me and Bezer decided on it

922
00:42:18,160 --> 00:42:19,000
Speaker 2: a couple months ago.

923
00:42:19,400 --> 00:42:21,000
Speaker 1: No day to day bet, congratulations.

924
00:42:21,040 --> 00:42:22,600
Speaker 2: Well, I haven't watched golf in two months since I

925
00:42:22,719 --> 00:42:24,520
Speaker 2: haven't done the day to day betting. Oh, so that

926
00:42:24,840 --> 00:42:28,640
Speaker 2: tells me the gambling is the reason I was watching it.

927
00:42:29,040 --> 00:42:31,239
Speaker 2: So now we get to the Masters tournament, there's a

928
00:42:31,239 --> 00:42:34,320
Speaker 2: lot of big names. I wanted to do some research

929
00:42:34,360 --> 00:42:36,640
Speaker 2: so I could make a prediction and people could either

930
00:42:36,640 --> 00:42:38,239
Speaker 2: love me or hate me, make fun of me, say

931
00:42:38,280 --> 00:42:40,920
Speaker 2: this isn't Jinks one direction or the other. So I

932
00:42:40,960 --> 00:42:43,600
Speaker 2: did say Hovelin's gonna win because he had a great

933
00:42:43,640 --> 00:42:45,800
Speaker 2: practice round. And I did say it's gonna be a

934
00:42:45,880 --> 00:42:49,000
Speaker 2: No Namer or Hovelin, So I have that. So it's

935
00:42:49,040 --> 00:42:51,279
Speaker 2: some rooting interest, but I have no money on it.

936
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:59,279
Speaker 2: ESPN plus are they involved because I have that, and

937
00:42:59,320 --> 00:43:00,840
Speaker 2: I may try to get it's money's worth? Or is

938
00:43:00,840 --> 00:43:03,719
Speaker 2: this the thing where the Masters has total control and

939
00:43:03,800 --> 00:43:06,799
Speaker 2: you can only watch it online and the only time

940
00:43:06,880 --> 00:43:10,040
Speaker 2: it's gonna air is on CBS at two o'clock on Saturday.

941
00:43:10,239 --> 00:43:12,959
Speaker 2: Otherwise you gotta watch it on your computer. If that's

942
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:15,759
Speaker 2: the case, I may just be checking scores and then

943
00:43:15,800 --> 00:43:18,359
Speaker 2: I'll probably watch it Saturday afternoon and watch it all

944
00:43:18,400 --> 00:43:22,400
Speaker 2: day Sunday afternoon. So that's it. That's my take on

945
00:43:22,440 --> 00:43:25,640
Speaker 2: the Masters. First time watching golf in three months. I'll

946
00:43:25,640 --> 00:43:27,520
Speaker 2: hang up and listen over to you. What's your take.

947
00:43:28,920 --> 00:43:30,480
Speaker 1: I don't know how they do it. I don't know

948
00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:32,279
Speaker 1: if you can only watch it online, but I know

949
00:43:32,360 --> 00:43:35,520
Speaker 1: that if you watch online. Shane Bacon is the voice

950
00:43:35,600 --> 00:43:40,360
Speaker 1: of the featured group Shout Out. Shane Bacon from Longview, Texas.

951
00:43:41,440 --> 00:43:44,640
Speaker 1: He is the brother of Alisha Bacon, who went to

952
00:43:44,680 --> 00:43:49,000
Speaker 1: Trinity University in San Antonio, Texas. That is how I know.

953
00:43:50,080 --> 00:43:54,720
Speaker 1: Alisha used to date my roommate John and then Shane

954
00:43:54,840 --> 00:43:57,399
Speaker 1: was really good at golf, talked about him all the time.

955
00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,480
Speaker 1: Then he used to write reviews. But I don't know

956
00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:01,560
Speaker 1: how to watch it. Like, here's the problem with the Masters,

957
00:44:02,239 --> 00:44:04,520
Speaker 1: Like they make it so hard to watch. They should

958
00:44:04,560 --> 00:44:07,680
Speaker 1: just have it on TV from the first guy that

959
00:44:07,800 --> 00:44:10,399
Speaker 1: tees off till the last guy that tees off.

960
00:44:10,440 --> 00:44:12,240
Speaker 2: Well, there's a way to know. I should have actually

961
00:44:12,239 --> 00:44:15,240
Speaker 2: done one second a prep ESPN plus.

962
00:44:15,160 --> 00:44:17,640
Speaker 1: Right, No, no, I'm talking. Just have it on ESPN

963
00:44:18,080 --> 00:44:21,479
Speaker 1: the first two rounds and CBS the minute they tee

964
00:44:21,480 --> 00:44:23,480
Speaker 1: off in the morning on Saturday and Sunday.

965
00:44:23,719 --> 00:44:24,479
Speaker 2: Have it on TV.

966
00:44:24,840 --> 00:44:28,319
Speaker 1: This is the most watched golf tournament of the year.

967
00:44:30,800 --> 00:44:33,480
Speaker 2: I should have done one second research. It's on ESPN, Plus.

968
00:44:33,520 --> 00:44:35,799
Speaker 2: So unless you have ESPN Plus, I bet you can't

969
00:44:35,840 --> 00:44:38,000
Speaker 2: watch it on ESPN. You can't watch it on the

970
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:41,440
Speaker 2: Golf channel, and it will only be on CBS and

971
00:44:41,640 --> 00:44:45,040
Speaker 2: at two o'clock, which is exactly what I just said.

972
00:44:45,120 --> 00:44:46,919
Speaker 2: Why do we have to wait till two pm? Why

973
00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:51,040
Speaker 2: not cover it all day all day? Have masters coverage.

974
00:44:52,239 --> 00:44:54,759
Speaker 1: Make it so easy for people to get so I

975
00:44:54,800 --> 00:44:56,960
Speaker 1: can sit there and watch it. I don't like jumping

976
00:44:57,000 --> 00:45:01,799
Speaker 1: through hoops and ESPN Plus maybe the worst and I

977
00:45:01,880 --> 00:45:06,480
Speaker 1: mean worst streaming service in the history of streaming services.

978
00:45:06,680 --> 00:45:09,200
Speaker 2: Only had it for golf gambling a year ago, got

979
00:45:09,320 --> 00:45:12,000
Speaker 2: rid of it, got it back, and I think we

980
00:45:12,080 --> 00:45:14,480
Speaker 2: only get it now because we have a Kroger membership

981
00:45:14,520 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 2: at Disney something and it's for free over to you.

982
00:45:17,760 --> 00:45:20,400
Speaker 1: I try to watch anything on ESPN Plus and it

983
00:45:20,480 --> 00:45:23,960
Speaker 1: freezes every ten seconds?

984
00:45:25,440 --> 00:45:35,799
Speaker 2: What right? What do you mean oots it reads? Is

985
00:45:35,840 --> 00:45:40,160
Speaker 2: it just ass get ball everything?

986
00:45:40,440 --> 00:45:43,799
Speaker 1: UFC? I buy a UFC fight, it freezes. It is

987
00:45:43,920 --> 00:45:46,440
Speaker 1: so horrible, horrible.

988
00:45:46,600 --> 00:45:48,719
Speaker 2: That's why I did have it for one of those

989
00:45:48,760 --> 00:45:52,040
Speaker 2: fights where they made you get ESPN and then you

990
00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:54,000
Speaker 2: had to pay an additional eighty dollars, and I think

991
00:45:54,040 --> 00:45:57,400
Speaker 2: it was to see sugar didn't freeze, though it was good.

992
00:45:57,719 --> 00:45:59,920
Speaker 2: We watched it at the neighbor's house. Watching it at Dodds,

993
00:46:00,120 --> 00:46:01,160
Speaker 2: it was banging.

994
00:46:01,680 --> 00:46:04,440
Speaker 1: Well, fine is always banging, except for when it freezes

995
00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:06,799
Speaker 1: and freezes and freezes. So eventually I have to get

996
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:11,040
Speaker 1: my computer out, turn on ESPN Plus and plug it

997
00:46:11,080 --> 00:46:14,080
Speaker 1: into the TV, and so it'll go to the TV

998
00:46:14,200 --> 00:46:14,960
Speaker 1: from my computer.

999
00:46:15,680 --> 00:46:17,280
Speaker 2: Then it works most of the time.

1000
00:46:17,560 --> 00:46:19,239
Speaker 1: But if you just try to go on your TV

1001
00:46:19,360 --> 00:46:23,719
Speaker 1: and watch ESPN Plus, it is worse than damn frozen.

1002
00:46:23,880 --> 00:46:26,040
Speaker 2: Well, and speaking of freezing and stuff, so we got

1003
00:46:26,080 --> 00:46:28,760
Speaker 2: an issue at the house. The country's been awesome. Internet

1004
00:46:28,800 --> 00:46:31,640
Speaker 2: Wi Fi bang and cell phones banging was a worry

1005
00:46:31,680 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 2: of mine. Guys, country life might even be better in

1006
00:46:34,040 --> 00:46:37,359
Speaker 2: city Wi fi's banging. I can stream porn, I can

1007
00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:39,960
Speaker 2: stream anything. So let me say this though, what we've

1008
00:46:40,000 --> 00:46:42,840
Speaker 2: been dealing with is it gets fuzzy. So you know,

1009
00:46:42,880 --> 00:46:46,719
Speaker 2: the picture quality is high deaf thirty six hundred. I

1010
00:46:46,760 --> 00:46:50,080
Speaker 2: made that up. It'll go down to high death one

1011
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:53,080
Speaker 2: hundred and white lotus. You can't even tell the lotus

1012
00:46:53,480 --> 00:46:56,880
Speaker 2: or the characters and so but now it's fixed itself.

1013
00:46:57,000 --> 00:46:59,360
Speaker 2: So I was thinking it was the TVs and we

1014
00:46:59,560 --> 00:47:04,640
Speaker 2: were one is there our cable provider? I honestly believe

1015
00:47:05,000 --> 00:47:07,040
Speaker 2: we had thought at one point our TVs were too

1016
00:47:07,120 --> 00:47:09,400
Speaker 2: far from the Wi Fi routerbox. Do we need another

1017
00:47:09,480 --> 00:47:12,200
Speaker 2: router box in another room, which we've done. It works better.

1018
00:47:12,239 --> 00:47:14,600
Speaker 2: Wife works from home. WiFi is a big deal for us.

1019
00:47:14,719 --> 00:47:18,160
Speaker 2: Shut up. But now they just work randomly. It a

1020
00:47:18,239 --> 00:47:21,439
Speaker 2: whole week a white lotus. I'm telling you. I would

1021
00:47:21,440 --> 00:47:23,120
Speaker 2: turn it on and say, are they in Thailand? Or

1022
00:47:23,160 --> 00:47:25,520
Speaker 2: are they down the street? I can't see the screen,

1023
00:47:25,840 --> 00:47:29,680
Speaker 2: And then it fixed itself, so I understand your problems.

1024
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:30,920
Speaker 2: Sometimes they just go away.

1025
00:47:31,560 --> 00:47:34,080
Speaker 1: No, not on SBU plus, it never goes away. I

1026
00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:36,319
Speaker 1: try to watch a Kansas bast I don't even want

1027
00:47:36,320 --> 00:47:38,680
Speaker 1: to talk about that team, this basketball team that I

1028
00:47:38,760 --> 00:47:41,319
Speaker 1: cheered for. I tried to turn into their games when

1029
00:47:41,360 --> 00:47:44,120
Speaker 1: it wasn't on the regular channel, and I swear to God,

1030
00:47:44,640 --> 00:47:46,680
Speaker 1: I would mis I would see every third play because

1031
00:47:46,680 --> 00:47:48,319
Speaker 1: it was freeze, and they would jump to where the

1032
00:47:48,320 --> 00:47:50,759
Speaker 1: live action is, then freeze, then jump to live action,

1033
00:47:51,360 --> 00:47:52,279
Speaker 1: and you just turn it off.

1034
00:47:52,320 --> 00:47:54,840
Speaker 2: I was gonna say you, there's no way you stuck

1035
00:47:54,880 --> 00:47:55,200
Speaker 2: with it?

1036
00:47:55,320 --> 00:47:58,359
Speaker 1: No, hell no. I get so frustrated and I tell

1037
00:47:58,440 --> 00:48:00,600
Speaker 1: my wife and I get so bad on my technology

1038
00:48:00,640 --> 00:48:03,400
Speaker 1: is so stupid. We relies so much on this crap

1039
00:48:03,480 --> 00:48:05,440
Speaker 1: and then it doesn't ever freaking work, and then I

1040
00:48:05,480 --> 00:48:07,759
Speaker 1: think it doesn't work for me. That's what I tell her,

1041
00:48:07,800 --> 00:48:10,000
Speaker 1: and she tells me, I'm gonna I'm like, I guarantee you.

1042
00:48:10,040 --> 00:48:13,239
Speaker 1: I'm the only one that has this problem. Technology hates me.

1043
00:48:13,600 --> 00:48:15,720
Speaker 1: It does not want to work for me. It doesn't

1044
00:48:15,760 --> 00:48:17,719
Speaker 1: want me to watch the UFC fight, It doesn't want

1045
00:48:17,719 --> 00:48:20,960
Speaker 1: to watch that basketball team that I love. It doesn't

1046
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,880
Speaker 1: like me. No one else has these problems, which is

1047
00:48:23,880 --> 00:48:27,239
Speaker 1: not true. But in that moment, you feel like technology

1048
00:48:27,280 --> 00:48:28,319
Speaker 1: is out to get you.

1049
00:48:28,640 --> 00:48:31,920
Speaker 2: And the technology thing of it is, do you rewind?

1050
00:48:32,000 --> 00:48:33,840
Speaker 2: I get ESPN plus you can't do that. But for

1051
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,600
Speaker 2: some of the others, you know, you can rewind and

1052
00:48:35,640 --> 00:48:37,040
Speaker 2: sometimes it fixed the problem.

1053
00:48:37,280 --> 00:48:40,520
Speaker 1: I did do that on Netflix when the stupidest fight

1054
00:48:40,600 --> 00:48:41,640
Speaker 1: of all time.

1055
00:48:41,520 --> 00:48:44,160
Speaker 2: And didn't work? It did? It did with Tyson and

1056
00:48:44,160 --> 00:48:48,360
Speaker 2: our boy Logan Paulino. What the I mean, Loala Mailer,

1057
00:48:48,560 --> 00:48:51,759
Speaker 2: what is it? Logan American? I mean, how stupid are

1058
00:48:51,760 --> 00:48:56,080
Speaker 2: we to Paul American? Paul American New stupid show that

1059
00:48:56,120 --> 00:48:58,520
Speaker 2: they have but that is their I'm not watching it.

1060
00:48:58,560 --> 00:49:00,920
Speaker 2: I watched the one episode is a terror. Yeah, the

1061
00:49:00,960 --> 00:49:03,839
Speaker 2: parents shouldn't be included, and it makes no sense. It's

1062
00:49:03,880 --> 00:49:05,839
Speaker 2: cool to see how rich they are and they are

1063
00:49:05,920 --> 00:49:10,840
Speaker 2: given some real but guys, I don't know what works.

1064
00:49:10,880 --> 00:49:12,840
Speaker 2: I don't know why the Kardashians is interesting and I

1065
00:49:12,880 --> 00:49:14,640
Speaker 2: can even watch it and I think it find it interesting.

1066
00:49:14,680 --> 00:49:17,200
Speaker 2: I don't know why, Paul Amrickan, It's just they're very,

1067
00:49:17,280 --> 00:49:19,640
Speaker 2: very wealthy, and it shows a little bit of the stuff.

1068
00:49:19,680 --> 00:49:23,080
Speaker 2: Where my take is was this. It showed when they

1069
00:49:23,120 --> 00:49:26,399
Speaker 2: actually started it being YouTubers, and they conflict. They were

1070
00:49:26,400 --> 00:49:28,520
Speaker 2: against each other, pitted against each other, and that's how

1071
00:49:28,520 --> 00:49:31,200
Speaker 2: they grew both their youtubes. They had a competition. Now

1072
00:49:31,200 --> 00:49:33,319
Speaker 2: they've kind of joined forces, but they're always fighting, so

1073
00:49:33,320 --> 00:49:37,080
Speaker 2: it just works. The conflict is neutral, nateresting. So question

1074
00:49:37,160 --> 00:49:41,279
Speaker 2: were they were they rich before? No, they're poor.

1075
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,520
Speaker 1: They didn't grow up rich.

1076
00:49:42,600 --> 00:49:44,360
Speaker 2: No, they just started doing They always were going to

1077
00:49:44,400 --> 00:49:46,680
Speaker 2: be TV guys. The parents gave them a camp quarter

1078
00:49:46,920 --> 00:49:49,240
Speaker 2: and they always put stuff on the internet, always always.

1079
00:49:49,239 --> 00:49:51,080
Speaker 2: Then the advent of the YouTube and it took off,

1080
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:51,520
Speaker 2: blew up.

1081
00:49:51,640 --> 00:49:52,880
Speaker 1: So what was their YouTube?

1082
00:49:52,920 --> 00:49:54,920
Speaker 2: It was like, oh, you want you want to know

1083
00:49:55,120 --> 00:49:57,200
Speaker 2: the advent of something that blew them, blew them up

1084
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,640
Speaker 2: and got them rich. I think I know what when

1085
00:50:00,640 --> 00:50:03,840
Speaker 2: they hung no, I mean no, no, they were already popular,

1086
00:50:04,480 --> 00:50:08,680
Speaker 2: but that was newsworthy and that eventually that kind of

1087
00:50:08,719 --> 00:50:10,880
Speaker 2: canceled them, but then eventually blew them up. Okay, but

1088
00:50:11,719 --> 00:50:14,839
Speaker 2: guess what really skyrocketed them financially.

1089
00:50:16,840 --> 00:50:17,399
Speaker 1: I don't know.

1090
00:50:17,600 --> 00:50:21,440
Speaker 2: Merchandise. They go, yeah, one time we just realized, we

1091
00:50:21,480 --> 00:50:24,080
Speaker 2: just thought, why not put this? Put this up? Sold

1092
00:50:24,200 --> 00:50:27,960
Speaker 2: like thousands and hundreds of thousands of it, and they're like, overnight,

1093
00:50:28,080 --> 00:50:29,520
Speaker 2: we made millions.

1094
00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:30,799
Speaker 1: We should do.

1095
00:50:32,440 --> 00:50:37,160
Speaker 2: He said. The one moment when they started making millions

1096
00:50:37,400 --> 00:50:39,400
Speaker 2: was when they just thought, why not make merchandise for

1097
00:50:39,440 --> 00:50:43,240
Speaker 2: people to buy? Please? I go no, I'm sitting there crying,

1098
00:50:43,320 --> 00:50:44,680
Speaker 2: dude watching Paul American.

1099
00:50:45,200 --> 00:50:48,120
Speaker 1: My question is, so on their YouTube channel before they

1100
00:50:48,360 --> 00:50:49,919
Speaker 1: joined forces, like.

1101
00:50:49,880 --> 00:50:52,560
Speaker 2: They never really joined forces, but they always said, hey,

1102
00:50:52,640 --> 00:50:55,040
Speaker 2: I got two hundred million subs, I mean you got oh,

1103
00:50:55,160 --> 00:50:57,600
Speaker 2: I got one hundred and ninety four subs. Huh, And

1104
00:50:57,640 --> 00:50:59,880
Speaker 2: then they just do stupid stuff.

1105
00:51:00,480 --> 00:51:03,200
Speaker 1: Like would they do the same stupid stuff or were

1106
00:51:03,200 --> 00:51:05,279
Speaker 1: they would like, Okay, I'm gonna do push ups, and

1107
00:51:05,320 --> 00:51:07,600
Speaker 1: he would put how many he got on his YouTube channel,

1108
00:51:07,640 --> 00:51:09,040
Speaker 1: and then the other brother would put how many he

1109
00:51:09,080 --> 00:51:10,880
Speaker 1: did on his and you had to watch both videos

1110
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:11,440
Speaker 1: to see who won.

1111
00:51:11,600 --> 00:51:13,560
Speaker 2: Now they would just each have their own angles. And

1112
00:51:13,600 --> 00:51:17,120
Speaker 2: I think one of the dudes girlfriends. They break up,

1113
00:51:17,400 --> 00:51:21,279
Speaker 2: and then the other brother dated the brothers x no.

1114
00:51:21,600 --> 00:51:24,600
Speaker 2: So then the conflict was just natural. So like, so

1115
00:51:24,640 --> 00:51:27,399
Speaker 2: do they like each other? Now there's God and then

1116
00:51:27,520 --> 00:51:30,120
Speaker 2: and they were really real with this. He would say, Dude,

1117
00:51:30,120 --> 00:51:32,759
Speaker 2: he's sitting here texting me about the fight, saying that

1118
00:51:32,840 --> 00:51:34,480
Speaker 2: it looks like it's gonna be stupid. I'm like, I

1119
00:51:34,480 --> 00:51:37,319
Speaker 2: don't need negativity. He would be. He would say, because

1120
00:51:37,320 --> 00:51:38,759
Speaker 2: he did an interview. One of the brothers do an

1121
00:51:38,760 --> 00:51:40,520
Speaker 2: interview and be like, I think it's all hype. It'sna

1122
00:51:40,520 --> 00:51:43,000
Speaker 2: be stupid. He calls me and goes, hey, I'm trying

1123
00:51:43,040 --> 00:51:45,799
Speaker 2: to sell this fight, you idiot. You can't say that

1124
00:51:45,840 --> 00:51:47,719
Speaker 2: it's gonna be a stupid fight. So they give you

1125
00:51:47,719 --> 00:51:50,640
Speaker 2: stuff like that it's fine. It's fine if there's nothing

1126
00:51:50,680 --> 00:51:52,680
Speaker 2: else in the world, watch it. But but yeah, it's

1127
00:51:52,719 --> 00:51:55,359
Speaker 2: it's I feel like it's natural conflict. I gotta say

1128
00:51:55,360 --> 00:51:59,720
Speaker 2: this and uh, I'm out. Yeah, I want this one episode.

1129
00:51:59,800 --> 00:52:03,640
Speaker 2: What channels it on Cinemax don't have that?

1130
00:52:04,960 --> 00:52:05,520
Speaker 1: I don't have it.

1131
00:52:05,680 --> 00:52:09,840
Speaker 2: We're so picky now with our quality of television. But

1132
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,320
Speaker 2: I'm not even telling I'm not one of these people

1133
00:52:13,320 --> 00:52:16,360
Speaker 2: that are so righteous and believes in their shows. I

1134
00:52:16,400 --> 00:52:17,799
Speaker 2: don't care if you watch it or not. I watched

1135
00:52:17,800 --> 00:52:19,600
Speaker 2: one episode that was fine. No, I don't care. That's

1136
00:52:19,600 --> 00:52:22,280
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. I don't care if nobody watches White Lotus.

1137
00:52:22,360 --> 00:52:24,560
Speaker 2: I enjoy the show. I like watching it. I don't

1138
00:52:24,560 --> 00:52:26,200
Speaker 2: give a rip. I don't even recommend it to people.

1139
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,920
Speaker 2: But I am offended people that know me. I love vacation,

1140
00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:37,319
Speaker 2: I love tropical resorts, I love hotels, I love all

1141
00:52:37,360 --> 00:52:40,040
Speaker 2: of that. Guys, why would you not recommend White Lotus

1142
00:52:40,040 --> 00:52:42,359
Speaker 2: to me? It's a resort and a tropical destination. Every

1143
00:52:42,360 --> 00:52:46,680
Speaker 2: single show that's my shows, I couldn't give a rip.

1144
00:52:46,719 --> 00:52:49,319
Speaker 2: People like what loas oh, I didn't really like it.

1145
00:52:49,440 --> 00:52:53,320
Speaker 2: I don't care. I love it. Best show on television

1146
00:52:54,000 --> 00:53:00,520
Speaker 2: by far. I love I love but Paul America. Watch

1147
00:53:00,600 --> 00:53:04,360
Speaker 2: the first episode to learn about their history. Brief probably

1148
00:53:04,360 --> 00:53:06,840
Speaker 2: don't got to stick around. But the one one's dating

1149
00:53:07,520 --> 00:53:10,120
Speaker 2: figure skater, that's like a world class figure skater. She's

1150
00:53:10,120 --> 00:53:13,120
Speaker 2: gonna be fighting for the championships next year. Oh yeah,

1151
00:53:13,120 --> 00:53:17,960
Speaker 2: where you're from, Sweden? Somewhere overseas, private jet life. And

1152
00:53:18,000 --> 00:53:22,000
Speaker 2: then the other guy's dating man. But yeah, they're dating

1153
00:53:22,040 --> 00:53:22,799
Speaker 2: like supermodels.

1154
00:53:22,840 --> 00:53:25,360
Speaker 1: But well the ones given having a baby, right yeah,

1155
00:53:25,480 --> 00:53:27,879
Speaker 1: I don't know which one that is. But we'll take

1156
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:29,200
Speaker 1: a break. We'll be right back.

1157
00:53:31,880 --> 00:53:35,120
Speaker 2: Ray. That was all over the place. I like, I

1158
00:53:35,200 --> 00:53:39,640
Speaker 2: kind of liked it. But anyway, my master's watching this weekend.

1159
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:42,760
Speaker 1: I guess I'll get a little bit in on Saturday,

1160
00:53:42,760 --> 00:53:45,400
Speaker 1: but we have a soccer game, we have a baseball game,

1161
00:53:46,040 --> 00:53:49,800
Speaker 1: so that'll be making a little difficult Sunday. I believe

1162
00:53:49,880 --> 00:53:54,320
Speaker 1: the calendar is wide open, and so Sunday when the

1163
00:53:54,400 --> 00:53:57,000
Speaker 1: leader's tee off, if it's a close, I just want

1164
00:53:57,040 --> 00:53:59,400
Speaker 1: it to be where there's three or four guys battling.

1165
00:54:00,080 --> 00:54:01,600
Speaker 1: I don't want it to be someone up by five.

1166
00:54:01,760 --> 00:54:05,120
Speaker 1: If someone's up by five strokes, I probably won't watch. Heck, no,

1167
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:08,640
Speaker 1: like that's unwatchable. That's not fun, it's boring. They don't

1168
00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,719
Speaker 1: do anything. They just play it safe. They don't have

1169
00:54:10,760 --> 00:54:14,720
Speaker 1: to do anything. Spectacular. I want it where the guys

1170
00:54:14,760 --> 00:54:17,839
Speaker 1: in the final group are separated by a stroke or two,

1171
00:54:17,920 --> 00:54:20,960
Speaker 1: so one birdie and bogie flips the whole thing flips

1172
00:54:20,960 --> 00:54:23,160
Speaker 1: it on its head so that I can watch. And

1173
00:54:23,200 --> 00:54:25,160
Speaker 1: if that is the case, I will watch the final

1174
00:54:25,239 --> 00:54:29,000
Speaker 1: round the entire like, from the start to the finish

1175
00:54:29,080 --> 00:54:30,960
Speaker 1: of the leader's team and off I'll watch it all.

1176
00:54:30,880 --> 00:54:33,560
Speaker 2: Speaking to start to finish. Has there been in our

1177
00:54:33,680 --> 00:54:37,600
Speaker 2: lifetimes wire to wire winner at the Masters? No, it

1178
00:54:37,760 --> 00:54:39,840
Speaker 2: was one, but it's typically a tournament where if you

1179
00:54:39,880 --> 00:54:41,520
Speaker 2: lead it the first eight, you're not going to lead

1180
00:54:41,560 --> 00:54:44,120
Speaker 2: it the last Only five in history, five in history,

1181
00:54:44,160 --> 00:54:46,439
Speaker 2: one in our day and age Jordan Speed.

1182
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,920
Speaker 1: Obviously you were talking to kick off Kevin because he

1183
00:54:49,080 --> 00:54:51,879
Speaker 1: was telling me the same students, Yes, you said, he said,

1184
00:54:51,880 --> 00:54:53,839
Speaker 1: you and Ray looked at it. He said, you got

1185
00:54:53,920 --> 00:54:56,399
Speaker 1: the YouTube, looked it up, and you were talking. He goes,

1186
00:54:56,560 --> 00:54:59,000
Speaker 1: how crazy is that? In eighty whatever years, there's only

1187
00:54:59,040 --> 00:55:02,280
Speaker 1: been five or whatever? He said, But we got an email.

1188
00:55:03,239 --> 00:55:04,719
Speaker 2: You ready, Yeah, yop?

1189
00:55:05,800 --> 00:55:09,640
Speaker 1: Hey, coachers, been loving the pod lately since you've been

1190
00:55:09,680 --> 00:55:12,640
Speaker 1: to North Dakota and miy not. There's a trial going

1191
00:55:12,680 --> 00:55:15,800
Speaker 1: on about a murder that happened eighteen years ago. A

1192
00:55:15,960 --> 00:55:19,280
Speaker 1: roommate was murdered in her apartment, but lack of evidence

1193
00:55:19,320 --> 00:55:22,319
Speaker 1: made the case go cold. The other roommate was the

1194
00:55:22,360 --> 00:55:26,760
Speaker 1: main suspect, dude to our alleged toxic nature and inconsistent

1195
00:55:26,800 --> 00:55:30,239
Speaker 1: police statements for years. You can find it on Court

1196
00:55:30,320 --> 00:55:34,960
Speaker 1: TV if you're interested. It's called the Toxic Roommate Trial.

1197
00:55:35,760 --> 00:55:38,520
Speaker 1: Just wanted to send in my yearly email and wish

1198
00:55:38,600 --> 00:55:41,240
Speaker 1: you both well. Keep up the great work and maybe

1199
00:55:41,239 --> 00:55:44,440
Speaker 1: I'll make it out to the next convention. Mitch from

1200
00:55:44,480 --> 00:55:45,320
Speaker 1: North Dakota.

1201
00:55:45,880 --> 00:55:51,319
Speaker 2: Thanks Mitch, and that trial they found out who did it.

1202
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:55,719
Speaker 2: Really it was somebody from the Sore Loser's Nation. That's

1203
00:55:55,760 --> 00:55:59,320
Speaker 2: not true. What if we did our own investigating and

1204
00:55:59,400 --> 00:56:01,840
Speaker 2: it led to that, that wouldn't be good. Do we

1205
00:56:01,880 --> 00:56:04,160
Speaker 2: have a lot of listeners in North Dakota? Ethy, you're

1206
00:56:04,200 --> 00:56:05,560
Speaker 2: the one that went out to Eight Bears.

1207
00:56:07,400 --> 00:56:08,160
Speaker 1: That was a great place.

1208
00:56:08,200 --> 00:56:08,319
Speaker 2: Man.

1209
00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:09,799
Speaker 1: I did meet some listeners and one of them got

1210
00:56:09,880 --> 00:56:10,640
Speaker 1: arrested that night.

1211
00:56:12,160 --> 00:56:13,600
Speaker 2: I'm part of the nation, man.

1212
00:56:13,719 --> 00:56:15,799
Speaker 1: I mean he was celebrating his twenty first birthday and

1213
00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:18,240
Speaker 1: he were playing blackjack. Next I got news in handcuffs

1214
00:56:18,280 --> 00:56:21,440
Speaker 1: and no idea what's up, coachers? I was listening to

1215
00:56:21,480 --> 00:56:24,480
Speaker 1: the Friday pod about the Chester Molester van and had

1216
00:56:24,480 --> 00:56:28,120
Speaker 1: to tell you about my embarrassing vehicle experience. When I

1217
00:56:28,200 --> 00:56:31,240
Speaker 1: was a senior in high school, my boyfriend now husband

1218
00:56:31,680 --> 00:56:34,879
Speaker 1: and his dad bought a Porter potty company, and since

1219
00:56:34,920 --> 00:56:37,680
Speaker 1: my twin brother and I shared a car, sometimes I

1220
00:56:37,760 --> 00:56:40,360
Speaker 1: needed picked up and so my boyfriend would pick me

1221
00:56:40,440 --> 00:56:43,960
Speaker 1: up in the company truck with five Porter potties on

1222
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 1: the back. Luckily I wasn't embarrassed, but other students always

1223
00:56:48,080 --> 00:56:51,080
Speaker 1: made fun of me. Keep up the average work, coachers.

1224
00:56:51,560 --> 00:56:53,480
Speaker 1: McKenzie from Ohio.

1225
00:56:55,320 --> 00:56:59,359
Speaker 2: Smell you later. That is funny, That is, I didn't

1226
00:56:59,360 --> 00:57:03,200
Speaker 2: think anything could top a Chester Molester pickup. That'll take

1227
00:57:03,200 --> 00:57:04,799
Speaker 2: the cake, I think.

1228
00:57:04,880 --> 00:57:10,239
Speaker 1: Can you imagine pulling up hey Porter pundies on the

1229
00:57:10,320 --> 00:57:12,480
Speaker 1: back smelling like ass?

1230
00:57:13,440 --> 00:57:17,520
Speaker 2: Come on, I ain't getting the truck just to kids too.

1231
00:57:17,600 --> 00:57:20,080
Speaker 2: The Porter potties of smelly is plumbers. You don't want

1232
00:57:20,160 --> 00:57:23,920
Speaker 2: dad pulling up in that paint truck. Chester Molester truck,

1233
00:57:24,880 --> 00:57:27,680
Speaker 2: semi is probably pretty ba If dad just brings the top.

1234
00:57:27,600 --> 00:57:31,080
Speaker 1: That would be pretty cool, yepe, Hey, guess who's back

1235
00:57:31,720 --> 00:57:36,920
Speaker 1: back again? Fellas and Ray, what up? So Catnip and

1236
00:57:37,200 --> 00:57:41,400
Speaker 1: cat Nip and I are booking a place a Placemaker

1237
00:57:41,520 --> 00:57:44,800
Speaker 1: spot in Nashville, MLK weekend and get just wanted to

1238
00:57:44,800 --> 00:57:47,720
Speaker 1: make sure that Nashville will be the location of Coaches Convention.

1239
00:57:48,280 --> 00:57:50,720
Speaker 1: Can we get a good to go on this? I

1240
00:57:50,760 --> 00:57:52,280
Speaker 1: want to book it now so we can get it

1241
00:57:52,360 --> 00:57:56,240
Speaker 1: locked in. Found a badass spot Ray was spot on

1242
00:57:56,360 --> 00:57:59,640
Speaker 1: with place maker. Also, if y'all want to do that

1243
00:57:59,680 --> 00:58:02,200
Speaker 1: pop up pod in Austin area, my bro and I

1244
00:58:02,280 --> 00:58:05,960
Speaker 1: literally own a bar in Kyle, Texas called the Railhouse.

1245
00:58:06,280 --> 00:58:08,960
Speaker 1: The sore losers are welcome to use the side rooms

1246
00:58:09,280 --> 00:58:12,200
Speaker 1: or the private silo to do the pod whenever y'all

1247
00:58:12,200 --> 00:58:12,640
Speaker 1: are ready.

1248
00:58:13,040 --> 00:58:14,480
Speaker 2: The silo it.

1249
00:58:14,480 --> 00:58:17,880
Speaker 1: Holds up to eleven hundred people outside and we can

1250
00:58:17,960 --> 00:58:21,640
Speaker 1: fit two hundred easily inside, so the twenty people that

1251
00:58:21,720 --> 00:58:24,920
Speaker 1: show up will be easily able to fit. My brother

1252
00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:27,840
Speaker 1: also owns a place in Austin called Come and Take

1253
00:58:27,880 --> 00:58:31,400
Speaker 1: It Live if y'all'd rather use that. Also, what up

1254
00:58:31,400 --> 00:58:34,320
Speaker 1: to Buddy Glass and the wife? Me and Catnip live

1255
00:58:34,360 --> 00:58:36,920
Speaker 1: in San Marcus and I work in New Bronfuls, San Antonio.

1256
00:58:37,360 --> 00:58:40,800
Speaker 1: Let's get together Buddy and miss Buddy. That's all just

1257
00:58:40,840 --> 00:58:43,400
Speaker 1: wanted to check in. Today is four hundred and seventy

1258
00:58:43,400 --> 00:58:47,080
Speaker 1: five days, not one drop of four loco or any

1259
00:58:47,160 --> 00:58:49,440
Speaker 1: alcohol anything as possible.

1260
00:58:49,960 --> 00:58:55,720
Speaker 2: Bless be the fruit, Cat Dick, I think we just

1261
00:58:55,760 --> 00:58:57,480
Speaker 2: found our venue in San Marcus.

1262
00:58:57,920 --> 00:59:01,439
Speaker 1: Hey, hey, Cat Dick, congratulation on four hundred and seventy

1263
00:59:01,480 --> 00:59:05,200
Speaker 1: five days sober dominic durand hopefully you're doing well, man,

1264
00:59:05,240 --> 00:59:07,240
Speaker 1: haven't heard from you? You hope everything's going well with you

1265
00:59:07,720 --> 00:59:10,720
Speaker 1: and your daily journey. That's it, that's all I got.

1266
00:59:10,760 --> 00:59:12,200
Speaker 1: I gotta go and watch the masters man.

1267
00:59:12,360 --> 00:59:14,960
Speaker 2: A lot of the nation man, it's at times they

1268
00:59:15,000 --> 00:59:16,520
Speaker 2: have to get off the bottle.

1269
00:59:16,600 --> 00:59:17,200
Speaker 1: That's good though.

1270
00:59:17,240 --> 00:59:19,240
Speaker 2: Proud of you guys, I mean it to you. Yeah. Yeah,

1271
00:59:19,440 --> 00:59:22,320
Speaker 2: Once you know you're bigger than it, then you decide

1272
00:59:22,320 --> 00:59:24,280
Speaker 2: are you better without it? Do you like having a

1273
00:59:24,280 --> 00:59:27,640
Speaker 2: sip on a Saturday afternoon? It's up to you. But guys,

1274
00:59:27,680 --> 00:59:28,680
Speaker 2: get that help you need.

1275
00:59:28,760 --> 00:59:31,320
Speaker 1: Congrats tall yeah, and good luck to you all your

1276
00:59:31,360 --> 00:59:34,000
Speaker 1: master's bets. Enjoy Augusta this weekend.

1277
00:59:34,000 --> 00:59:34,240
Speaker 2: Guys.

1278
00:59:34,240 --> 00:59:37,200
Speaker 1: It's the most could it be the most beautiful place

1279
00:59:37,240 --> 00:59:41,200
Speaker 1: on earth? DoD's been there, I've never been. It's it's

1280
00:59:41,400 --> 00:59:44,480
Speaker 1: pretty much the old Old Boys Club. If you're not

1281
00:59:44,560 --> 00:59:45,960
Speaker 1: part of the club, you don't get in.

1282
00:59:46,480 --> 00:59:48,520
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they let a lady in. I think, No,

1283
00:59:50,080 --> 00:59:53,000
Speaker 2: did bones go to it one time? Didn't you go

1284
00:59:53,040 --> 00:59:55,640
Speaker 2: with John Legend? Yeah? He did, he did, he did. See.

1285
00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:58,120
Speaker 2: I don't think I can ever get into the Masters.

1286
00:59:58,520 --> 00:59:58,840
Speaker 1: You can?

1287
00:59:59,080 --> 01:00:01,920
Speaker 2: I enter the lottery every year? You do? Yeah? Why

1288
01:00:01,920 --> 01:00:04,280
Speaker 2: would I not? You would get off? Uh?

1289
01:00:04,360 --> 01:00:06,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would be one of Oh you wouldn't. That'd

1290
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Speaker 1: be one of those things that it would just have

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Speaker 1: to be a hey man.

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Speaker 2: Nope, because you had to work Thursday. Do you had

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Speaker 2: to work Friday?

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01:00:12,200 --> 01:00:13,640
Speaker 1: And we'd have to be one of those things that

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Speaker 1: hey man, sorry, but this is the once in a

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Speaker 1: lifetime shot.

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01:00:16,800 --> 01:00:18,960
Speaker 2: I gotta go. Buddy from work sends out a company

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Speaker 2: wide email one year, Hey guys, I got selected. I

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Speaker 2: get to go to the Masters. So low Key brags

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Speaker 2: to us and then says he's not gonna be at

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Speaker 2: his cell phone or email for five days. Okay, awesome, Yeah,

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Speaker 2: great man.

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01:00:31,120 --> 01:00:33,000
Speaker 1: That's weird because we got a low I don't know

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Speaker 1: if you got the low Key brag flex that we

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01:00:35,440 --> 01:00:36,560
Speaker 1: got the other day.

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Speaker 2: In our email. Where is it the March madness? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: A little weird. It says hello, haul. First, I'd like

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01:00:45,440 --> 01:00:48,080
Speaker 1: to say congrats to all the Florida Gators fans out there.

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01:00:48,160 --> 01:00:51,480
Speaker 1: We earn this hard work and dedication. We directly contributed

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Speaker 1: to the Florida Gators winning.

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Speaker 2: Uh.

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Speaker 1: Also, sorry for not emailing right away the results of

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Speaker 1: the company bracket, as I was in Santa Antonio to

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Speaker 1: watch my boys cut down the nets. No need for that,

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01:01:04,360 --> 01:01:06,959
Speaker 1: No need for the brag about being there and letting

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Speaker 1: us know you were at the event.

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Speaker 2: Must be nice taking that Friday and Monday off.

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01:01:11,760 --> 01:01:13,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, must be nice to be able to travel to

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Speaker 1: San Antonio watch your boys cut the nets down. And

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Speaker 1: sorry I was slow getting out the results of the

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Speaker 1: You just say, here are the results of the bracket.

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Speaker 2: Cool.

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Speaker 1: I suck, but I like the humble brag. Without further ado,

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Speaker 1: Congratulations to Gator go figure for winning the first annual

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Speaker 1: iHeart Nashville Bracket Challenge. The money will be.

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Speaker 2: Paid out shortly when I.

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Speaker 1: Get back to town, because you know where I was,

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01:01:38,920 --> 01:01:41,920
Speaker 1: San Antonio, celebrating with my fellow Gators.

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Speaker 2: And you already know the bracket he did. It was

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Speaker 2: a chalky one, so he just picked all favorites.

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Speaker 1: Favorite well I mean it was very I mean, anybody

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01:01:48,600 --> 01:01:50,200
Speaker 1: that picked favorites did really well this year.

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Speaker 2: That's why Baser did the worst family bracket. My sister

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01:01:53,720 --> 01:01:56,000
Speaker 2: won by one pick. She beat me, and then Baser

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01:01:56,040 --> 01:01:59,560
Speaker 2: did terrible, which tells you picking cheerleaders and mascots.

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01:01:59,640 --> 01:02:02,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she's near Kentucky. She likes Tennessee. It didn't

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Speaker 1: work out for him. All right, everybody, have a great weekend.

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Speaker 1: We'll see you on Monday.

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Speaker 2: It's that time man live from Augusta. Dude, I'll send

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Speaker 2: that email out when we're on our vacation. Oh sorry, guys,

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Speaker 2: I'm a Turks and Kekos out of pocket? What did

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01:02:20,160 --> 01:02:23,360
Speaker 2: I miss? Like, guys, we don't need the location. Send

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01:02:23,400 --> 01:02:25,880
Speaker 2: the people their money when they win. Nobody needs to

1344
01:02:25,920 --> 01:02:27,680
Speaker 2: know that you were right there when they cut down

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Speaker 2: the nets. Guys, I'm going to the Masters. I got

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Speaker 2: an unbelievable offer to go to the Masters. I will

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01:02:34,520 --> 01:02:36,240
Speaker 2: be there for five days. I'll be out of pocket.

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01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:38,440
Speaker 2: There's no Wi Fi there, I'll have no access to

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Speaker 2: computers or cell phones. Awesome. So we don't get to

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01:02:41,520 --> 01:02:43,080
Speaker 2: go and we have to do your job for five

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Speaker 2: days have fun.

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Speaker 1: That sounds about not right, but hey, man, cool.

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01:02:49,240 --> 01:02:51,120
Speaker 2: Ray I would have been good to go. Bones would

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Speaker 2: have approved it. Yeah right, dude, you're drunk. You're drunk,

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01:02:56,960 --> 01:02:59,640
Speaker 2: you'd never gotten off, But you don't know that. That's

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01:02:59,680 --> 01:03:02,120
Speaker 2: why don't even know. That's why I thought in the moment, Man,

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01:03:02,160 --> 01:03:03,960
Speaker 2: I'm an idiot. Why don't I do the lottery? Oh yeah,

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Speaker 2: I can't ever take off for that. Oh yeah, I

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01:03:06,040 --> 01:03:08,280
Speaker 2: can't go to a Monday Night in San Antonio March

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01:03:08,320 --> 01:03:12,240
Speaker 2: Badness game. We just there's stuff we can't do. I

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Speaker 2: don't know, man, I think that's one of those things

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Speaker 2: we can do.

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Speaker 1: Man, But maybe I'm hey, I could be completely wrong.