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Speaker 1: For today's phone tap. We're calling it two morons in

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Speaker 1: a library. Wait, the library. I'm no surprise. It stars

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Speaker 1: Jose and me. The question is which one of us

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Speaker 1: is the moron? Oh? Wait, there's two.

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Speaker 2: It's two morons. I just figured it out.

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Speaker 1: I wonder if the librarian is gonna clue Intah, you

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Speaker 1: couldn't even figure out your own moron that you're gonna

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Speaker 1: hear it in your phone tap right now?

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Speaker 2: Another on the twenties.

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Speaker 3: High Hill Public Library. Missus Sandra, Hi, this is this the library? Yes,

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Speaker 3: this is the library. I did just say that.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, I wasn't listening.

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Speaker 1: Hi.

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Speaker 2: My name's Carl.

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Speaker 3: Hi Carl, Why are you whispering?

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Speaker 2: I'm inside the library right now?

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Speaker 3: You're here?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm inside. I'm with my buddy Gary. We're working

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Speaker 2: on a project for school.

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Speaker 3: You don't have to whisper. That's okay, yes, I do.

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Speaker 2: You know the signs are? They say things like be

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Speaker 2: quiet and be respectful, and one of them just says

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Speaker 2: sh seven ages.

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Speaker 3: Okay. So so I can't hear my buddy and he

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Speaker 3: can't hear me, and now we can't get any.

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Speaker 2: Work done because we have your Your rules are really

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Speaker 2: restricting us. It's like a prison. It's like a very

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Speaker 2: quiet prison.

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Speaker 3: Well, I don't want you guys to think of it

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Speaker 3: as a prison. Just you just have to be you know, quiet,

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Speaker 3: and yeah, that's the problem.

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Speaker 2: Is we were being quiet and respectful and then Gary

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Speaker 2: got super frustrated and then he just got up and

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Speaker 2: went across the bathroom. And now you won't come out.

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Speaker 2: He's throwing a fit.

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Speaker 3: You can tell him. Both of you can talk a

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Speaker 3: little louder, you know, you don't have to whisper.

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Speaker 2: Wait, we can't.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you guys can talk a little louder, you know,

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Speaker 3: as long as you do it respectfully.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, thank you so much.

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Speaker 3: Absolutely gay, Right, don't.

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Speaker 2: Get out of the john. The librarians that we can

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Speaker 2: talk loud.

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Speaker 3: Wow, No, no, not what.

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Speaker 2: Oh, get out of the bathroom. The librarians that we

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Speaker 2: can talk out loud. I just called her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, as long as we're working, we can yell hello.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Gary's on board.

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Speaker 3: Thank you so much. Now, No, you cannot be yelling

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Speaker 3: in the library.

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Speaker 1: He Gary, She said, you can't yell like the way

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Speaker 1: you were yelling.

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Speaker 2: You just said I could yell.

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Speaker 3: You talk to her.

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Speaker 2: Maybe you understand her better.

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Speaker 3: Hello.

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Speaker 1: Yes, hi, I'm Gary.

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Speaker 3: You and your friend you have to find a happy meat,

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Speaker 3: you know you.

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Speaker 1: I am happy for what I'm Gary.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, what is going on? Hey?

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Speaker 1: Can you talk to I can't understand?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I got it. Hey, this is Carl.

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Speaker 3: Sorry.

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Speaker 2: I dared Gary to put his ear next to an

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Speaker 2: ambulance next to an ambulance siren for twenty minutes this morning.

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Speaker 3: He may not hear you very well. So maybe that's

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Speaker 3: why you guys are having difficulty hearing each other in

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Speaker 3: the first place.

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Speaker 2: That's probably it.

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Speaker 1: Gary.

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Speaker 2: What it's about the prank phone call?

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Speaker 1: It's the ambulance thing with your.

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Speaker 3: Ears, guys.

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Speaker 1: It's not a prid I'm sorry.

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Speaker 3: I said that wrong.

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Speaker 2: It is a prank phone call.

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Speaker 1: It's a prank phone call. Yeah, oh I get it now.

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Speaker 1: She doesn't know yet. I'm Gary.

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Speaker 3: What is happening?

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Speaker 2: This is actually jose and jeff from Brook and Jeffrey

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Speaker 2: in the morning. Your boyfriend Jonah set you up.

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Speaker 3: Oh my god, thank god, I was. I was getting

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Speaker 3: very very angry.

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Speaker 2: Whoa whoa, whoa way, Please stop yelling at us.

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Speaker 3: Please never go to a library. You guys are the worst.

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Speaker 2: Jokes on you.

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Speaker 1: I can't read.

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Speaker 2: You must feel so dumb right now. Try to ban

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Speaker 2: me from a library.

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Speaker 3: We've got a lot of audio books. A lot of

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Speaker 3: audio books.

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Speaker 2: Oh, I can read again.

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Speaker 3: There you go. Wake up every morning with foom taps

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Speaker 3: weekday mornings on the twenties, Brooke and Jeffrey in the

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Speaker 3: morning